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# Worth a squint I hope...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Smokin'n . . .
that about covers it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:55, archived)
# bloody
fantastic job there
(yousatonmybiscuits liberty city has the worst cab drivers, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Haha, nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
# heh heh
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:44, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# you're getting very good at this "making amusing images" lark.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# this one was funnier in my head
but it would have taken too long to get her flapping about properly and his head turning to follow her, etc etc etc. so I botched it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# y'know, with my help
with my helpyou could be quite good . . . C];0)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# what ho Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# outstanding
have a woo
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# He exploded Cap'n Wow?
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# It's Rob in his weekend attire
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
# hahahaha
he looks a bit of alright when he bothers to shampoo.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Fantastic!
Look at her go!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# how odd!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Cured !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Woo! Reminds me of this:
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Gotta hand it to ya there !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# And in turn, that reminds me of this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaa ga !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# What fun! :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Well, I for one
wouldn't let Jim Bowen stick a needle in my arm. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:02, archived)
#
needle penis arm bottom
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I like how it now reads 'a' penis
implying that Jim Bowen has many.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)
# in a special drawer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Heheh PFFVVRRRTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)
#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Harr!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Haha!
Messy.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Looks more like a pile...
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahah! Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# christ, I hope they aren't all on the blob simultaneously or there will be mayhem
plus of course, I wouldn't understand it and then there'd be tears :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahah
awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# GIANT PORN
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# bloody hell :)
laughed maybe a bit too much
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I have a dream..
Sploosh.
(muckluks notsureyet, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# PILE-ON!
*Hard-on*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Shoe horns in . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
# you done gone made me laugh
thankee :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# haha!
Great stuff there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# No reason


(click for fapping huge version)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Pretty cool :)
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Patent pending . . .
Wii not ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Nope
Can't be patented now that he's told someone.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# WaggleWaggleWaggleWaggle
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# ahah
multi running super power fap 100 metre spurt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Going for the wood . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# yeah!
*waves fist in the air in standard sporting manner*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I've heard the relay can get awful messy.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# It's ok, most of it lands on the biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
# There is a point in waving the nunchuck,
Because it has a certain level of sensitivity :)

Glad we cleared that up.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I'm sure I've played games where shaking the nunchuck does something.
And how else would the boxing work?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# indeed
the mario olympics game positively requires you to shake both controllers like a loon

EDIT : mind you, I haven't tried it with just the main controller
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=98V8w0w4WtY
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Speaks for itself really
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Very intelligent fish then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Nice flapping motion.
And I'm slightly ashamed to admit it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Don't be ashamed :D
Body flat, tail flat
Body flat, tail up
Body up, tail flat
Body up, tail up
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Needs more OM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# THE BUGGERS WONT STAY ON THE GLASS LONG ENOUGH
:(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Bait !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# But the real question is:
For what? o.O
And who's catching?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Something with a bigger fish scent . . . some form of
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# No fin wrong with that !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# pfffttt....
its just like a faith no more video....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Good reminder !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# oh no
beer fridge is meltin
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Winner! :D
*click*
(RPS is shit. Give it up)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Whats that white stuff?
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Bear fur
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Fish pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Exhaust smoke from the engines of Beer Can Rocket 1
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1
the poor innocent beer!

drink it before it becomes ambient air temperature, it's your duty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# done
and done
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# \o/
and thus, humanity and honour was saved :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:16, archived)
# RPS?
O_o

*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# This is far funnier than it has any right to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I did this for you, but frankly there's not much difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Bit scary in the trouser area though.....
0_o

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Hmmm, is this your child?
to be honest, knowing the people round here, I'd remove it asap before it starts getting shopped all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Melty Bum Bum

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Childhood: destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hahah "THE FROZEN RAPIST"
the charming coming of age tale of small boy a rapist made of snow!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# i'm stalking in the air
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Haha!
And woo to the pic, too.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ta
can't remember the 2nd line though
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Without my underwear
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# All we managed to accomplish from the snow...


So mature

cfb
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# SNOWTWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# + HOTROD
= STEAMJIZZ
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# :D
you have identified a new type of porno action

you should receive an award!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# "Arrghh! I'm meeeltiiin'"
"You love it, bitch"
*thrusts*
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh Christ
there's not two of you know, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Last night I found a bit of road that had a 'STOP' sign painted on.
Underneath in snow I wrote 'HAMMERTIME'
Didn't have a camera though :(
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Oh no!
That would have made a fantastic picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I hope you wrote it in piss.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# That was our initial plan
But we didnt really have enough :(
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Bah, I could have managed it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# If I ever need someone full of piss
I'll give you a bell
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Excrement man to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# "Excement man! the orphans are starving!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# *pisses on the orphans*
Oh my...I just had a realisation...
That guy who pissed on the disabled woman was trying to HELP.
He was the real Excrement man.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# NOW THAT'S YOUTUBE PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# that's a fair exchange
"a bladder full of piss please"
"certainly sir, that'll be one bell"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# This
is how economy should work
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
Except in Animal Crossing, the currency is "Bells" and it's no different to any other form of money.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I dont recall being able to buy piss
in Animal Crossing though, plus that was a horribly dull game
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# If you could buy piss I'd pour it over that raccoon's head.
Also: Resetti
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *weeps*
That fucking mole
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Fucking, shitty moles.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hehe
that would have made me crash. I have catoplexy and i lost motor function when things make me laugh. Shit huh?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Do you just fall in to a gooey heap?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# yep
not always total pass out but it gets quite bad. I laughed too much and broke the laugh bone in my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Good thing b3ta isn't very funny.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# DRIVING: SERIOUS BUSINESS
I'm really sorry. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Proper snorty laugh.
Needs more big cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# We did actually make a snow cock
before this but the pictures of that are on my friends phone
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Here we go
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# We tried to stand it up and failed miserably
So unfortunately it isnt there for public viewing anymore, tho an old couple gave us funny looks as they walked passed during this.
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# story of my life mate...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# people don't half give you funny looks when you are manhandling a large frozen penis
or engaging in a private phone conversation about the storage of explosives in a council house

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Beeza!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# snow ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Alaska ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nowhere really
i was thinking of "Midwinter" remember that game? wonderful, wonderful game... ahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# No, she wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# What did she say?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I wonder-
is there something you could write that reveals naughty words when the sun melts one half?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You could write a naughty word in fake snow
and let the sun do its work
(Plog, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Now do the right thing and pour weedkiller over those letters.
Hehe.
(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Always thinking you . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# latest blockbuster exhibit ....
(londoner, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hat racks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# yes - in the gift shop!
(londoner, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I just knew it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Blockbuster?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Bollocks and busters!
Yippee!
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# My snow day was at work :(

If you were enjoying lunch in a southernly marina today, and your meal was interupted by a cold, wet, yet satsfied looking chef, running through the restaurant, heres why :)


Click for bigger (241KB)
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Haha.
I love snow angels.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# looks like a snow skull
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# SLACKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
#
Worth it
(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# let it snow! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Haha,
that's fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *groans*
*moans*
*whimpers*
*records*
*sells on sexysounds.com1*
*profits*

1 May or may not exist
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
Added to by the fact that your angel appears to have a front bum...
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# My b3taday appears to be on tax-year-end
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# For extra melt up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# He's hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# happy sunday
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Hello Gertrude!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *phones up council*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
Thats great.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Superb!
Awww.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Choice !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Watchout !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# bad kitteh thats a bad bad kitteh!1!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oh crumbs!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Crikey!
Rather good that! :D

Are we having a retro kids TV DAY?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# i just saw your Christopher Walken!
bloody amazing work mate! really good! :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Oh thanks mate!
If you missed that saga I was 'mosher bashed' and laid up in bed for weeks, so got into playin wiv me tablet (xmas prezzy) and 'cos I was a captive audience to my laptop for that period of repair I went from novice to expert in doin 'digital oil painting' in about 2-3 weeks!

Course, now I'm able bodied again, I haven't done anymore, 'cos they take hours!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Such a sackrifice . . . well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# It was a nice positive thing to get out of the whole 'getting to know your local chavscum' experience
and after that poor goth lass died in that other recent mosher bashing that hit the news headlines I feel quite lucky really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# wait for me
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# hahaha!
brilliant! shall we stick them all together?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# mine is 2 minute shitness
but feel free to do your own and dont forget the hand/foot
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# mine was 10 mins shitness
lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Spats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Sky's YourPhotos
yourphotos.sky.com/

Can we all send in lovely photos of Charlton Heston playing in the snow please?

I suppose as a tribute.
(hunterhunterhunter, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Now my shirt a guy on another forum made it.
*Retreats to the bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# No.
Well, everyone else might want to, but I wont. Charlton Heston was a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# True
He was a wanker. Did you see that thing when it might have been Louis Theroux met him.
(hunterhunterhunter, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Aye,
I certainly did.

youtube.com/watch?v=lULr1p4DZh8

This is a different one, but it shows him up as a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# He was a great man
up until about 1980, when he went back on everything he had previously stood for (including gun control) and appeared in shit films and the Colbys.

Not a nice thing to say, but he should have died 27 years earlier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I cant argue with that.
I've just checked this video;

youtube.com/watch?v=O0B_UZNtEk4

And was rather shocked by this comment in the replies section:

"You have no idea what you are talking about. Keep your head buried in the sand, that's your choice. But don't you DARE try to disarm me or try to force your beliefs on me, for I choose to acknowledge that no matter the tools available, humans will kill each other. Banning guns will do nothing but make more victims, to government oppression or freelance criminals."

It is scary that people believe this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# haha!
I'm going to start using "he should have died 27 years earlier" as a general insult. It's the specificity of it that makes me laugh.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# And how wrong it is too.
1980 was 28 years ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# December 1980 was
27 years 8 months ago (I think), I was simply rounding up ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# 27 years and 4 months ago
And you were rounding down ;)

*BITCHSLAPPED* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *punches brainiac in the face*
cock


;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Yes.
People with different political opinions deserve to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I don;t agree with that
But I do think that he would have been held in far higher regard if it had been the case.

All his noble efforts at speaking out against racism, helping the civil rights movement and the like have been completely ignored because of the whole NRA thing. And the Colbys.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Yes, after a good start he did go somewhat wrong towards the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# in the snow snow snow
snow snow bees

squish the snow bees pengo!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I dunno, making guns out of snow is quite difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# what about making snow mobiles?
lots of snow dangling from the ceiling

what fun!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Well it doesn't inspire me to make a webcomic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# how about doing a story of a pebble
that is sat next to a lamp post that gets pissed on every single day.

But it needs a happy ending and a moral
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Don't be stupid,
that's youtube material.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# FUCK! FIVE PENS! That's one for every day of the week!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# And for the weekend
crayons.

I live like a king!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Apart from Monday and Tuesday....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# mere statistical error!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
ZOMGPENS!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# is that John Barrowman in an uncharacteristic moment of camp?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# i fear this post
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Fear is the path to the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *walks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# No.
Next!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# We had snow but now its going, here is whats left, oh... unt soem fluffehtiem

edit: What nobody has realized is that we froze the little shit in the snowbank... hehehh
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Thats whats left?
Youre lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# if you sell shovels sell them here, that and sandbags for spring when the snow turns to water and the water mixes with the dirt to form mud, then the mud jumps up in the air and roundhousekicks Canadas ass for a month.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# crikey
good job they don't sell chuck norris's
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Oh get bent.
This morning, I woke up and there was nearly 4 inches of snow from nothing. It has now melted away to nearly nothing!

Floods? Youre lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8257609
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Every argument in the world should end with that image ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I think so too
but i don't have the admin power to make it so.. one of these days.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Arf!
Maybe if you cock off and donate you might get a say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# haha, this forces an old shitty pea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Let it snow . . . etc . . . charming !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# haha that is sooo lovely!
*wants it to be xmas!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I just looked outside
it is xmas

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# :D
*checks for tree
no tree :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# aww
no presents either

:(

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# The kitty slope . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# a bit shit in Derby


...and another band.
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Nice Kraftwerk action!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It's more fun to compute...
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# First album I ever bought
and a classic.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ha, Fluffy snow tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)
# That cat looks HUGE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# He's all fur
And stoopidness
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# See
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Penetrating eyes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Yes
"Feed me puny human"
*Feeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That's a cat taking a shit, judging from the pose.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It didn't catch on. I blame the Christmas post.
Photobucket

(Northern Lovely, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# heh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
brilliant!

I feel that this is the perfect time to plug my blog.

happymicky.blogspot.com/

retro gaming is king!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# :(
very sad if they are

probably scared shitless of ROHS and WEEE

as they'd have the "responsibility" to take things once they were dead and don't want the hassle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I know.
If its true, then it is seriously wrong.

I havent heard anything for a fair time now, so I am gonna send a further e-mail tomorrow. Pass it on to your friends that would be interested :)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# it's wrong but they are probably thinking of the bottom line and genuine legal liabilities
it makes me sad, I want to collect them all, damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Well this is my point.
If they need to get rid of it, then let me buy it all. I would be happy to sell it on to people. Or if they need to not sell it so that its a tax write off? Then give it to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# this could really be the problem
nobody has yet been fucked over WEEE as far as I'm aware, and I'm guessing nobody wants to be the first.

I've seen people fucked off before, I was talking to a teacher a while ago had to destroy 200 computers that he wanted to give to kids but he couldn't because of the technicalities of the regs.

I could well believe it to be true sadly, if it is true probably the only thing you could do is offer to buy the lot off them.

or maybe they could pay you less than whoever they are currently paying to dispose of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Well if you see the e-mail I sent them,
I did offer to buy the whole lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# "some of"
not the same as "the lot"

probably talking about a lot of warehouse space here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Oh right.
Sorry, that wasnt correctly transcribed.

I did actually offer to buy the lot from them. The blog thing was an afterthought and I had to transcribe it rather than copy and paste it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ahh
I wonder how many 0's after the £1 that'd be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# To be honest with you
I dont think that would be a problem.

Once they agreed to sell it, then it would become an issue. But they wont, Im sure. Because they are cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# oh, rich eh
you never know, they might

"I'll buy your old second hand game stuff you don't want to deal with anymore and assume complete liability for the lot of it"

they might ponder that, after all, they want the money and not the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# But thats the thing.
As far as I am aware, they are better off just destroying it as the money they have spent on it, they can write off, tax free. Whereas if they sell it on, they have to pay tax on the income.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)
# That's awful!
I have a limited edition orange N64. I won't ever part with it.
(Northern Lovely, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Good on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
Pass it on to people who will fight the corner then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# I shall see what 5punk say.
edit: I may wait for a response to your letter though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# OK.
Nice to know you form your own opinions ;) LOLZORDS!

But seriously, any responses would grant creedence. And I think that's something that a problem like this needs to gain momentum!

SOMEONE START A FACEBOOK GROUP! FTW!?!?! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Haha! Woo.
Part of me wishes I could have tried Sega Channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# From His Cold Dead Hand
Photobucket
(Mrt1977, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# is he deed?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# yes
not before time
(Mrt1977, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# god damn dirty apes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# He is a cunt.
That is all....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# why? what have I missed?
not this sort of thing is it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# The fact that the fucktards cant
even spell weapons sums that whole video up for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# :D
worryingly, I found some parts of that video funny

I think strange people I know are having effect on me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I found it all funny.
But in a, IM FUCKING SHITTING MYSELF THAT THESE ARE THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD kind of way....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ah well, they'll need the practice
for when it all falls apart and they have civil war episode 2
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Woo to the pic (esp the shadow)
Shame about Heston, he turned into a bitter old man, but he was a lot more liberal/non-bonkers when younger.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# From when TV was made of wood...


Thought this might be nice for the board's fans, judging from the other Jamie and his Magic Torch posts we've had today.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Jaaaaaimeeee
Jaaaaimeee
Jaaaaimee and the stolen porsche

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# wood frame tvs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Pup tent !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ooh, you filthy boy!
and Jamie aswell! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I was expecting that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# because it was CCTV footage of you last night
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# THAT'S what that whirring was!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# you'd think so
but no, that was something else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It was the horse, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)
# yes, a mechanical snarling sex horse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)
# That also explains why I was so sore in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)
# you'd think so
but no
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Oh cripes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# WOOD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah!
One of the best cartoon theme songs ever.
Your tv is missing some gigantic knobs and buttons, though.

:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I had to use this one as it's actually very similar to the one we had at the time
It was considered dead posh as it was 'digital technology', it had two 8 segment LED displays and little clicky buttons, not them clunky push buttons that required a screwdriver to tune, and had stereo speakers, even tho there was no stereo signal back then...

Anyways, we was The Jones' in our street when we got that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I was always more
of a Stoppit and Tidyup fan myself!

But I should Bee Have :)

Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# pfft speaking of tv,
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# ...
Oh go on then, seeing as no one else has:


That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:36, archived)
# A recoloration of and old drawing that it did


Click for bigger (160KB)

Haven't posted for a while how is everyone?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# tis nice
although i cannot endorse facial hair of such a sort
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Its not hair.
Its a hole in his chin.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# o hai!
Very nice sir :]

I am good, what about you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# yeah im good thanks,
need something to draw though, possibly a charachter out of a game of some kind. I have done all the ones i can think of
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Sonic?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Done the Crysis blokes and their suits of awesomeness +7 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# The tentacles from Day of the Tentacle!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Mike from Body Blows.
Do it. DO IT HARD!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Kickle Cubicle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# SHIT BAIRD, YOUR ASS IS SHIT ASS, ASS SHIT ASS
/gears of war dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# sounds deep
I'll have to get that:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# what I don't get about unreal
is why do the things the soldiers are wearing have so many lights on it all the time

surely that's not a good idea, being a walking xmas tree when people are wanting to shoot at you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# More lights = More after mission custard
Its a dare or something, I dont know.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# that must be it
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Because Unreal Tournament was actually a highly evolved gay martial art.
The lights are hints towards their broadway musical roots.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ah
but in unreal2 they have them too

so it's a deep space multiplanetary gay pride march of homo erotic warfare aside from the mining company bald warrior chicks who for some reason are naked in their partially transparent armour

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Trainer's timeout . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'm almost certain that's against the rules.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# She is going beyond three minutes . . . you're correct !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I knew it.
Some people have got no respect for the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Serves her right !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Oh my, what an ace pun.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I suppose the ball's in your court now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'll have to be careful with it.
This is going well and I don't want to racket.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# love all
these puns
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Go ahaed and lob one in !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# I love the way these puns make everyone rally together.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That was rather back handed!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# That was a gnarly passing shot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# You bring up a valid point !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# This punning is thirsty work.
I'm just going to grab some orange deuce.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# So my pun doesnt come to the fore(hand)?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# We'll be smashing records if we keep this up for long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# you cannot be serious!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I thought I was game,
but I can't match that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# are you net playing anymore then?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# It's your foot fault . . . that brought this about !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# will you LET me off
this time?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Second serve !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Get a grip, you two.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# This doubles as a warning !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# You should be put in front of a firing squad.
One good volley should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# This looks like its gonna be a
(Mal) Wash(ington) Out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# pfft!
"We have to get her to a hospital."
"What s it?"
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Appears to be
upper respritory deffered balls . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Thank god, she's
got a towel covering... 'there'.
Goodness knows what would come spinning out.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Perhaps . . . lower unrespritory fur balls . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# she's got balls in her mouth
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Gotta love it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I'd love my ba..
never mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# That would be one way to keep them clean . . .
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# there's other ways?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hummmn . . . that sets ones mind to wander . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# hmm
yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# tennis + women = lesbians
fact!
(londoner, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# They sure can take a lick'n . . .
you like to watch too ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# lesbians - women = tennis
Thus: gay men = tennis

?
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# gaymen = lesbians - women
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Straight maths !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# But
that would mean
gay men + women = lesbians

Confused.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# DIY b3ta
So the other day I was walking at lunchtime through a nearby park, and passed a picnic table. On top of the table was a small black thing, so I looked closer at it. This turned out to be a zipper pull:



I was going to throw it out, until I happened to turn it over in my hand:



Add some Mardi Gras beads, and:



Presto! Who needs Photoshop or Paint?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)
# :D
smash!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i would like to see more of this
silliness
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Heheh :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Shitting what?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Haha!
Important to squeeze massive cock on one leg please.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Shy bunny is shy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)
# typical
give a b3tard an innocent picture and they'll see cocks. give them a picture of a giant pink cock and they'll see a fluffy bunny rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Pffft,
you said cock
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# FUCK!
clearly, one of these

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# no, this is dave

I just drew the schlong

I'm hoping to get a kitcar manufactured
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Repost?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)
# finding a dick is a precious thing
not something you can only shout about just once
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Fair comment
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Well, kinda.
I put this in the QOTW, but with larger pictures. I cut them down to put them on the main board so I wouldn't hear the usual rash of complaints.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I knew I'd seen it somewhere
but couldn't remember where.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I'll bet it is comforting to think of how many times someone has taken a piss or a shit , then zipping their pants straight back up afterwards
and then washing their hands.
/ocd germ kinda guy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)
# You know,
that is comforting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Rest easy.
I'm pretty sure this came off of someone's lunch cooler. It's too big to go on a jacket, let alone pants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hey! The Igloo-brand lunch cooler
I shit and piss into* is missing its zipper tag thingy.

[*] temperature-controlled, micro-porta-loo. For my convenience.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Highly commendable cockage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Where had those beads been ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 6 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

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