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# A doodle

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(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# my brains..... MY BRAINS.....
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Fucking phwoar.
If I was another image I'd so sex this one. In the ear.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Here's a close-up.

291 91
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *dry humps desk*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# thats a bit fucking twisted
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# mmmm coding
it floats my boat!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# you just broke my head....
nice work
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Do it with LOGO and get a turtle to do it next :)
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha!
10 print "^this"
20 goto 10
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *moirés*

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# reminds me of the days I used qbasic to make 'quilts' from those kinds of equations
With the sin(x^2) + cos(y^2) and the ay-ay-ay my braaaaaiiiiin.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# This is one of those.

(sin(x*x) + cos(y*y)) * 55305
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I'm going to do one of these
when I can be arsed

which at the moment I can't

so I won't

hah! that's er.. I have no idea

*cries*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# [You supplied the codes! woo yay!]
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Spazzes
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# The Tapping Never Stops


You can see more at Pie Comic
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I saw ninja editing!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Haha
This is good :D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# haha,
this is amusing and good.

Yo are a special newbie and I like you. BE MY FRIEND :D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I like the newbie
but he's no noobmaster is he really?

Also, where can I see this octopus/vagina interface?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Drawn Together, episode 2
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# pssst 'watch ^him^'
if he offers yer any sweets you be sure to tell a police man
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I have an annoying habit of saying
fuck fuck shitting bastard wanky son of a cunt bitch bollocks bastard wanky montherfucking shit shit shit shit...

when stressed.

Edit: how rude! This is woo.





*wishes she wasn't still working*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha
When I get stressed I go to a window and watch birds.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# big boobied birds?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# bloody stoner
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Actually the RAF do flyovers over my work sometimes
that's always good for stress relief. But then I remember I don't have a sexy as fuck plane of my own, get upset because I can't have a Eurofighter then I'm back to square one....
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Do you work in Basra?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Felt like it today.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I used to live in southend
Every year when the air show was on the Red Arrows would go over my house n you could read the pilots lips they were so close
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# i have a similar litany of curses when i hurt myself
which happens often thanks to my clumsiness. my housemates regularly the sound of bumping and crashing followed by a tide of profanity.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, my disembodied 'Oh Fae's hurt herself again' thing goes:
[CRASH]



[THUMP]



bollocks. Fucking arsewipy bloody cocking breadcuntboard


Er....heeeeeelp
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# that sounds like it
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I have to climb on the sides in the kitchen to get stuff from cupboards
to explain. That breadboard'll be the death of me.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# haha i share his frustration
in the library the other day i had a girl sitting next to me who kept alternating between noisy chewing gum and tap her pen against her teeth. TOM SMASH!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# luvverly!~
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Link Fixed
Sorry if you clicked it and it didn't work. I kinda suck at doing things.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# That is a wonderful
comic, and I congratulate you on being an excellent n00b.

A little friendly pointer for you is that static images shouldn't need to be bigger than 50KB, and animated images shouldn't be bigger than 250KB.

Just to let you know for next time.

Well done, Sir/Madam.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey Mr.Mongoloid!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# haha!
satisfaction.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# YAY for the image
BOO for reminding me of Hugh Dennis.


;-)
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# are YOU paying too much for your car insurance?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# You're SO lucky that you're you.
Otherwise I would have to punish you for that one.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] And the first one said to the second one there, i hope your having fun....
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Smooth soul and rock'n'roll
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm really sorry but I've no idea who this Benson fella is.
He just looks like a black Freddy Mercury to me!!!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Haha
how rare
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Low standards
He ought to look for more in a woman / thing
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# breasts? check. ability to boogie? check
i have no other desires
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
criterion, surely?
unless there are other, as yet unstated, criteria.

ah

www.b3ta.com/board/8354373
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# "Hey baby, I got some criteria!"
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# wanna come over to my place baby? i'll satisfy your criteria real good
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# "I got a whole checklist, baby, ISO 9001 Certified, AAAHHH YEAH"
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# oh you're such a playa discomeats!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# "fo sure!"
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# HunchbACK
I like your character style.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# thanks, they were inspired by JJ's denizens
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Gosh, you churn them out, don't you!
*webcomics five*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *returns five*
i've got so little to do today that my brain is eating itself and only by producing endless streams of nonsense can i distract it.

your sig upsets me
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] it was only a matter of time..
Photobucket
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# +Level
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# 9/11?
Ah, it was inevitable!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# personally, I blame the Commie nazi pinko liebarrel hippy left WINGE-rs
and also the scapegoats
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Edit: wait......"Dryed"?! FEK!!!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# My word!
Woo

*wets hair*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Oh I thought you said a blow DRY

EDIT my word! you even beat the b3ta pedants to your own typo! Top skillz0rz
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Heh
at least he wasn't tumble-dried
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# haha
i have the exact opposite problem. if i air dry my hair it goes jewfro
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# can they be milked?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hamsters?
Well yeah, but it ain't easy. Especially male ones.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
#
And now for something else with a similar name heh heh heh
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# now then
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# wooah
it has gone weirdly dark?? (or is that an intentional?)

Edit: I like the BATS. I would like the bats just by themselves.

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I left my scanner at uni and my digital camera is shit.
I tried correcting the colours on gimp but couldn't get it to work so I gave up.

Ed: Blimey, how did you do that so quickly? I was playing with the edging tools for about half an hour but it always came out speckly
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# the gimp
is...

probably good for sitting down and writing a scripting session for a bunch of images

/gets pissed off by the gimp blog
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Is there another free program you could recommend?
The gimp is kind of fun (I've been filling up all my old holiday photos with supernovas and lens flares and rippling water effects) but it's not easy to get to grips with.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# some people seem to like paint.net
I haven't got into it deeply

I guess like anything else the gimp requires dedication to get into the flow of how to work with it
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Damn. I have the attention span of a goldfish.
Paint.net looks pretty good though, I'll give it a try :D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Easy with the gimp...
Just play with the threshold...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Try "Inkscape" for vector path drawings like yours
Its free
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# That sounds good.
I will try it also.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Love the peppers bat top-left
.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# i love your stuff
its the flashback i have when im not having a flashback woo & yay for craziness!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# haha
:D

this stuff is great
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Cool bean!
Yeah, I say cool beans.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Quone
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Need we say more


Click for bigger (82KB)
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Please, no
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] JON BON JIVEY "wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh we're half way there..woah livin on a prayer"
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] CLIFF RICHARD ASHCROFT


They're made for each other. Both are twats
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# KILL THEM RESPECTIVELY WITH FIRE
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# nah, disrespectivley, with sporks!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I have just the beasty to help out with that:


(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *attempts to milk*
*retires with nasty spork wounds*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# sporks are dangerous...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# messing with powers they cannot comprehend
...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# He's a fecking giraffe!
:o
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Oi oi bloke!
How's it going?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *assails with bone-crushing manhugs*
Howdy Prof!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Gravity Grave & Nick McCabe FTW
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# They could be a nice couple,
but I don't reckon Ashcroft is a gay.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Nah, He's not, but he whines a lot just like Cliff
Sorry that's Sir Cliff to you
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Has anyone ever noticed that Sir Cliff sounds a bit like Sutcliffe.
Coincidence? I think not.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh you pissed on my mind!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# this gives me teh fear!
compo it btw
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a group as such....
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Buggery and Dentalfloss?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Too late
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Shameless pearost
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
#

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# tanks
for posting that.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
That was unexpeceted
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# No
This is unexpected...

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# \o/
flying unexpected expected sausage :D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# someone set up us the bomb
fab, sir.

Edit oh wait that's great justice isn't it...

*shuffles away*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Aww, now my comic looks crap :[
Woo, sir!
*click*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# + even more
?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
#
HOORAY
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# This I am liking :)
see...
I *clicks*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# YES!
*tallies up*
Inspired 3 JJ pics now! wooo!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I just got odd looks for giggling in a library.
Damn you!

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# THERE IS A LADYBIRD ON THAT TANK!
laugh out lol!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Forward, men!
Fortune HO!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Fortune Ho?
and her sister Harmony Ho
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Great tits-on-a-wasp that's strange!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Time for another Gimposaurus!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I'm having trouble reading the text...
but I am jet-lagged & also having trouble keeping my face out of the keyboard :|
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Erm . .
I think I've been without internet for too long.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# i will be commenting on this as soon as my fucking slow internets let me see it.
bear with me


edit: there we go. very good. i like your crosshatching there. sadly my thrice accused fingers can't draw properly on paper.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Thanks sir :D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Diana:Doors
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# track four looks a bit of an epic
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# nah
just that the circuit is shorter at that point so the same length track is wider
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I defy your logic
with PRUNES
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# *shits*
*a lot*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# It's a 'Mash-Up'...
...of 'I'm Coming Out' & 'Riders on the Storm'. And, yes, it's f-ing epic!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# haha!
nice

here's a couple of oldies and on a slightly different theme



(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ahaha
i love dave dee dozy beaky pic'n'mix
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# pic n mix !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] No compo entry for 11 minutes?
Can't be having that
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# It's fast over here today on /board is it not?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I posted one at lunchtime that lasted about half an hour...
always busy on a thursday though.

Mine may be Q&D, but at least it's not a pea :)
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Street Justice!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Each time you post
I enjoy your stuff more.

Except the one about your tea becoming a BEC. That's still probably my favourite.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ha ha
Cheers fella
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *clicks like a mad bastard*
you clever little rotter
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *hug*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ahaaaaha
have summa that you cunt!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahaha best post today :)
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Tan Fastic
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Hurrah!

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Huzzah!
Kippers woofed etc.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Great...
Is it ok that I sung it to the tune of goddess on a hiway by mercury rev?
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ha ha...
No way, it is a good song so go fer it.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Gordon loves Horsey.

(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hahaha
My word he is energetic
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Looks like he's coming up at the rear...
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# aww poor horse :(
horses are having a tough time on the board right now
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# nah!
Horses are trouble!



(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Crikey!
I see what you mean.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# What a bastard
They deserve to be raped by Gordon Brown and then eaten by Cradle of Filth!
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Oof my word...
I like horses...they're my friends! Have a *clickety clop*
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Almost as hypnotic as the ...
..."Arnie want Jaffa Cakes" post a wee whiley back.
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hehehe
you made stuff come out my nose
(, Thu 8 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

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