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# seeing as she's over here at the moment...


i think it smells like kippers and old coins...or scampi and lemon nik-naks...

(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i wouldn't put it past her* when her celebrity wanes, you know
* actually, i wouldn't put it anywhere near her
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I bet it smells like rotting semen
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Isn't that the Titanic you are thinking of?
...oh
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *makes comment about kate winslet not going down on it*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# eww
TJ: I was very disappointed to see "instantrimshot" in the newsletter, as b3ta's very own mikenco made one ages ago: www.mikenco.com/plom.php

And it has teh quo so is obviously superior :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Bah. No one here realistically wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 16 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i admit it...
...i would...
(Butthole Surfer : as felt up in Braille Weekly :D, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Gordon
(|, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# terrifying
ly woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# he looks more handsome, somehow
also, psst! compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# haha
topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
#


slowest night on b3ta ever, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] i've seen the board span 4 hours before
i started a pea thread and got it restarted again for a bit
edit: actually, i've got more of this compo shoehorning to do -
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I shall attempt a touchpad picture, possibly.
Like the Hexy one I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i saw that in my friends thingy
i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I thought I'd say 'ello' up here
Coz if I did it below it'd be off the right of your monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Wotcher!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Howz things in groovetown?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# DRORIN IS ME
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I'm about to finish off a bottle of wine:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# *lounges*
It's nice, there's room.

It's bad I sometimes imagine b3ta as a massive cushion filled living room, isn't it?

There's a big CDC in the middle like a pillar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# when i was on dial up
i used to get so frustrated with a fast board, cos by the time it loaded, half of it was already off the bottom

this sort of pace is really my bag
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# i'm amazed you could use b3ta on dial-up
i knew the place for years, but never ventured in much until i had decent internests. it was too much pain
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# yeah
but i'va always been a 'refresh,refresh,refresh,refresh' type person
so the volume of data per refresh was never that large

first time it loads on dial up gives you enough time to make a cup of tea though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Exactly.
Nice and languid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i'd pay for a living room like that
who would sculpt the cdc?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ME
Out of tubby custard and spit. Sexy spit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Since the boards being slow...
Little pearoast
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# had to make this an animation
gorgeous tiny chicken machine show!



unicow!

sorry if its too big :(
(abbiinsocks, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Looks like aperfectly formed redex to me:D
EDIT: Now it's not. If there were more people dancing dressed as clowns there's be less global warming and therfore more pirates!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# umm
Could just be me being dippy but what's a redex?
(abbiinsocks, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# one of these
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# 'ningles matey
I hope you're changing your name to Mr. 'Orrible for the London Bash:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# why would one do such a thing?
I am a little nervous and excited and moist over the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Yeah going to be a blast
Even though I'm letting you all into my home:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you love us
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I love horses!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# i've seen the video mr hanky
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Well when I made that statement
I meant I only wanted to be sentenced to death like a horse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# No t's not redexing for me anymore
Redex is what people say when it's a bad link. It stoems back to the 1800's when people used IE and a red X appeared when that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# ahh
so it is just me being stupid, once you explained it made perfect sense lol
(abbiinsocks, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# A bit like potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8330997
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# i love you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah but you love you too:P
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I love you both
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# haha very good!
by the way it's not too big, animations can be up to 250k
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Like it!!
Mad Cow
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha, this is lovely.
It's very cheering.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I maded you a planets :]

Click for full
Click for 1024x768
Edit: Well I'm off again, bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# They're lully:D
Sorry I'm going to po this here as it turned out shite and didn't deserve a new post:
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# I dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# me neither, but it's made me listen to superchunk
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# That's why it's in an existing thread:P
It's shite but I spent a while reconstructing the top of the labbel I was going to be damned if I didn't post it:P

EDIT: Maybe a bit better now:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] talking of existing threads, i've got some stuff to repost for compo
i'm going to do it bit by bit and hopefully not be too tedious
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Well if you're going to do it...


And have a no 4 woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha! ace.
and it gives me a chance to spit another one out
pob is a celebrity, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Well I scrolled down b3tards and selected this completely at random:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# at random, sir?
you are clearly on a nut jive this evening
very nice. bottom right one looks like some kind of mollusc, so i shall respond accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:07, archived)
# random image thread!!!
Hahaha oooooooooooooold one too!


EDIT: I looked for that a couple of months ago and thought I'd lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# pob
if you're around this frightens me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# contains vegetables?
still rissing im afraid Ghostie
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Warning: Contain Legumes
Peanuts are legumes not nuts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Oh ok
thats all cleared up now :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ah
The doc gave some more of the ointment then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# yes
its all good
I accidently downloaded a film in french - that was rather annoying
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# surely if it was all in french
it had to have some nudity in, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# no - it was just dubbed
it was annoying
I dont speak french
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I've done that with Life on Mars!
Had one my bouts of insomnia last night and watched a truely great (terrible) B Movie called Cadavaella about a woman who comes back after being murdered my her mate who also shagged her bloke. She has until midnight to kill her and some gang boss. When the boss dies after death throws of about a minute he utters these incredible last words 'That's sorta, erm'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *imagines "ma vie en mars"*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I read that as
she has until midnight to kill her and some gang bang
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# A totally different movie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hooray for false advertising!
Also, a Brazil nut is really a seed.


*Edit* Well, it's almost false advertising...
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 16 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# lol at me three years ago
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I haet you
Alot.
(Arahan, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# OMG it's full of stars!
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 16 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just off to have a nightmare....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# shopped pictures only!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hehe. nice.
hello my little strumpet of joy and happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Hello my beautiful angel of death and vengeance.
What downfall of mankind have you been plotting today?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# well my best friend hates me i think...
and you called me beautiful!!! awww...you blind idiot!

but done lots of cleaning today and feeling a bit cack over my friend.
i'm starting to think relationships with people are fucking futile.

and how about your gorgeous self?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# How could I find death and vengeance anything other than beautiful?
(I was going to put 'how could I find you anything other than beautiful?' but you just argue with me when I act like a 19th century cliche)

I've thought that relationships with people were futile for ages now. Huzaah for being jaded. Although I'm sure you're just being over critical given how you usually are.

I'm moistly splendid, trying to write my book whilst intermittently becoming enraged by my lack of ability to write/family who are cunts.
Plus my digestive tract has currently fucked off and left me with some kind of industrial sack full of nails and glass in its stead.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i have the most painful gland come up in my jaw. thats fun.
and very painful.

and i'm not being over critical, more sick with worry about my friend..with a bit of arrogant "sod em then" thrown in.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# You have a painful glan coming in your jaw!
You can talk to me about said friend if you want, although I'm sort of off and on the site at the moment. Plus I'm no fucking help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ah it's ok..
just don't want to see him get hurt as i love the silly bugger to bits.
ah fuck knows.

i'm a crap friend.

epic fail.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# *starts to look for picture of epic flail*
*gives up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# bless you for trying.
i'm a big fat f(l)ailure.



god i've missed feeling this crappy.


almost makes me want to smile...ah no.


and it's a bit quiet on here tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# It's been like this recently, completely dead on the weekends.
I think it must be because it's getting more summery now...or something. Either that or it's because it's university and school exam time.

Plus you're lovely and great and moist.
Especially moist.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# not if I do first
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# lets all get married
and then have a big orgy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# "Let's all build a big gay house."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'd marry you splendidly in a moist second.
You moistly splendid moisty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I LOVE YOU!
:D

*internetz hugz*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:47, archived)
# *internet bums*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# But Uncle Owen, I have to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.
And my holiday snaps.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# You want a laugh
I had health and safety round my place today and they told me I have to put a lable on the breakfast peanut butter saying 'Contains nuts'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Did you not say 'Technically a peanut is actually a pea, so I refuse to label this item anything other than may contain peas'
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# looks up:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
*suddenly gets it*

Hehe chucklin' now.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I Refuse!
This made me chuckle on the way in to work this morning
(Colonel Ratticus, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I took her false (sorry real and natural) boobs off..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# i love her tits...well more she's a right tit for claiming for so they were natural
most women would love to be able to get thinner and thinner and for their tits to somehow magically grow.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# The right tit I like
I've got nothing against her right tit

The trouble is - neither has she
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# arf!
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# *shudders*
Good skills my man.




I've now been a member 3 years. Woo!
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Happy Anniversary, stout yeoman!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# When you say you've been a "member"....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Wanna join my
"club"?
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# scribble
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# more of this oddity, if you please
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# is that biro?
it's cool
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I'm going straight downs to hell

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# "Loads of biscuits and stuff and pork pies"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I never understood the purpose of associating a military figure with a chain of fast food restaurants.
I scarcely see the reasoning that I'd need someone with years of tactical experience to do food preparation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Yeah! What a stupid thing to do!
Using the image of the guy who founded the company.

What a bunch of idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Well they didn't have to highlight the fact he was in the military.
Especially seeing as he wasn't an actual colonel.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# "Takes-it-in-the-bum Sanders"
just didn't have the same ring
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# not after that he didnt
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Ha!
Didn't see that one coming!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Hahaha
That litrally made me laugh like Sid James
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaaa
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# FRONT PAGE THIS NOW!!!!
Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 19:35, archived)
# in other news
captain crunch isnt a real captain!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 16 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The Last Laugh


Suckers! There was nothing wrong with his hand after all!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# A poor choice of sponsor
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I just wanted to let you know,
I love horses.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Yes
998Q23()$aidsw3
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Aids?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# my reg looks more like
REG381007
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Bah!
You lot are no help at all ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I have it on my hard drive
but verification keeps failing when I am uploading it.
You better gaz me an email address and I'll send it as attachment.

edit:/ sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I don't suppose that you have a digital copy of
Archbold: Criminal Pleading, Evidence and Practice 2008?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# You fucking star.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# No,
but I might have by monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# NOI!




CFB

[EDIT: now thumbnail, not huge original]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# "A tad smaller, Cabby"
however, that is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Shit!
There is a small version. bear with me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# huzzah for you squire :)
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# that makes me dizzy
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# That's just not right
and gets a creepy woo
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
# haha ace
You can do that magic eye thing on it, so he's kinda in front of or behind the screen.
(Tharg, Fri 16 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] just cant hear a peep

from the new version!
nings all
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# OY HOY THER GOYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# HOLLO WOLL SMOTH
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I set myself a challenge

Source
It was to try and make Bruce Willis look as much like predator without using a predator picture, this is the result.
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Fri 16 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# the eyes do it for me


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Gene?
Looks like Gene Simmons to me for some reason.

Also- check out two anagrams of my name. How ace:

Feathery Anal Home Biz


Or even better:


A Bohemian Lathery Fez
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Catpain Oww?
EDIT: "Anal Use Smogs"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Pain Wowcat


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Oh I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Cat Paw Wino, I think you'll find.
*drinks paws through straw*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm
Wild Age VD
Or
Gave Lewd

True
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# DAVE W LEG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Manages Souls
That's you, innit.
Edit: your name is fantastic for this

Seasonal Gums
A Molasses Gnu
Snog A Lass Emu
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# GUESS MY NAME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I know your name you pleb, I've got your card.
HAHAHA this is too true

'Alas Muse Song'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# OH FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# :D
Edit: I'm off. Night all xx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# It's Russel P. Gustworthy.
Nice to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# just being chased by Mrs vinegar Striokes to go home and fight with the children
So be good and tidy your bedrooms while I'm out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Night Night Captain Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Adnrew?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Warhead By Round
...cool...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Epic cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Two Englishmen- businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break
in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with
only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a Thick Irish accent
asked "What are you selling here' One of the men replied
sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well ...
Only two left!"
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# BOOMBOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
#
Ba Dum CHa
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Haha
My name anagrams to 'A jam clamminess here'
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# My name anagram: Mr. Hard in a Jockstrap
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# No it's not
It's Doinx
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# you're lucky. Mine is ' Posing Gem' or 'Gnome Pigs'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Gnome Pigs! \o/
hehe

edit: Simon Pegg???
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# That's like.... Simon Pegg's name!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# yeah. Who'da thunk it, eh?
/same name. He got the comedy talent, looks, bank balance, hollywood lifestyle, movie career, top cult sitcom, and all round fanbase of young women...
What did I get? 78 front pages, and a few images in various papers and mags. But am I bitter?...

...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I bet he'd swap places with you in a SECOND
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# ..
in for
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Talking of willi(e)s


DeRIS - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/7404851.stm
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Can't make it taste any worse
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# dont know why
it makes me think of Sting
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# ribbit ribbit
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *sings chaz and dave*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# "I don't care, I don't care, got me frogs in me neighbour's hair"
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# that's ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's a tip-top shop
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# wow, fantastic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# well, there are worse things I suppose


The real puma
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# real lols.
thats superb.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# ^ This and that ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# haha
what the fuck is the deal with the £2m horse they're planning on having in dover?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# It's a Trojan Horse...
...they're going to wheel through the Tunnel to France.


More info here: Angel of the South

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# then it has my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Not even close ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Nice try
but it appears I have visited that before. (c:
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# This


WWW.Ireallylurvehorses.org
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I was a little
bit sick in my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Yay
Successes
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *Pukes a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# You Git !
Why oh Why did I open that just as my misses was walking past.

* Not easy to explain that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Waoababalaya balaoakae
You haven't told mrs about your love of equines?
Tsk
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Far Cough....
She feels I am a little immature and should be doing something better...

Guess that's off to the pub then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# We got the rusty man with a plank
So why can't the southerners get a pointless and shit bit of public art noone really wants too?
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Its for shelter
For when everyones houses are repossesed...

Its better than spending 2million on somthing worthwhile..
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
#
humm
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# you need to add the HTTP:// bit at the start of your link,
or no one will guffaw at your horse-based japery
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
bit late now methinks...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# it's a giant seam horse
to remind the French that their shopping powers are weak, old man
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# haha!~
nice
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha,, nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Haha :D
I reckon they should put the angel of the north on a pivot so that it spins around when the wind blows.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# that would awesome wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# ahh, the proposed view from my window
feel free to sign this petition B3ta and save me from never being able to sell my house....
petitions.pm.gov.uk/2000metres/
actually, please, please, please sign this.
I'm not against windfarms, I just want them to be put in logical places, not peoples back gardens. wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# nimby!
*signs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# yep, sad to say that I have become one :(
If it wasn't likely to put me so far in to negative equity I'd be more tolerant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# *signs*
i don't understand why we don't put a shit load out at sea
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# because its cheaper to put them onland
(although there's more wind disruption on land, but that doesn't matter or some reason)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# ah right.
wave power looks quite promising i think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# They should put them near to tombstoning spots on the coast
sponsored by Weightwatchers
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:18, archived)
# My petition got deleted by the pry minister personally
Bastard
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I signed, but 2 km
since when does the UK use km? The signs are still all in miles right?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I thought that too
Maybe they're trying to make it more European?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# well, 2 km is much closer than 2 miles
probably that's the reason
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# NOT IN *MY* BACK YARD!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# ahahahahha you got Viscount Monckton
but seriously I'm well impressed if a developer is managing to get a turbine within 2km of any residential property while still remaining within planning guidelines for shadow flicker, noise, tonal vibration, ice throw and access.

See, they could use an arbitrary distance like you suggest, or how about following the strict planning measures already specified with qualitative impact measures?
(meepmeep is, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i've got one near me
nad i think it's ace

once it's there, you'll fall in love with it


maybe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# are the clouds moving? they look like they're moving.
lovely jubbly!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
nice one sir.

and a belated woo to the original too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# just saw your sig and I did a big beaming smile.
Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
That Sir.... is genius
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :D
Lovely work!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Mushroom has to take the credit for that. I just replaced a frame.
and Hello! Do you still stay in touch with Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Well then well done to Mushroom also.
I haven't spoken to her in a while, now. I think she's too busy or cool for us now, or something. Tis a shame, she used to make me giggle with her little pictures she used to do.

Is there something I can help you with? I'm not as stupid as I make out, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# No, I'm fine, but thanks for asking.
I miss her too.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *squeeeeeeeze*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Gasps for breath
HEY I'm walkin here!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Eye eye
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# O_o
where can I get a pair?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# bahahahahahaha!
ACE
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# BEADLE GLASSES
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# What the deuce!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Didn't I already do this?
Yes. As such, this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 16 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# should've gone to specsavers
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? Shirley Bindun?

The trouble I went to to get the source image...
(yartek branched the timeline on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
#
trouble wanking
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# A stolen B3ta image perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# b3ta own google image search.
Personally, I have first pagers for "Mr men" and "Bungle". Most phrases come up with a b3ta image fairly quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Hmmm
Comments on the article are from 2005...

And the image is number one on the compo thing, posted 2008? doesnt say its a repost.. though could be a suppose..

Intrigue!

This article... www.weirdnewstoday.com/2005/10/baby-born-from-28-year-old-sperm.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# The original poster said it was an old image that he'd made...
www.b3ta.com/board/8221689
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Oops
Hides face with shame.,.,.
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Yes. That is a famous image by
the equally famous Pob. Who is a legend.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# cor what a smashing thing to see
when i logged on :D
(Pob mk2, Fri 16 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Rowan Atkinson!
aicmfp....
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Size 10 for Poshy down by there then
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# All of the world's ills,
They did that Earthquake you know, and they ate Maddie too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# it all begins to make sense
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *drops cream bun*
*marvels as it orbits her torso*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha thats a good trick
I've just been given the dirtiest look from the size 12 ladywoman :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Size 12 is positively slinky!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# This size 16 ladywoman couldn't give a fuck.
The wife loves my bosy, and he's not the only one.

T&A, baby, T&A.


Edit: forgot- 14/16, I've lost another inch from round my waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yr never a 16?
well, proportions are important!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Dude, when you met me I was a size 20.
I'm quite a lot slimmer now.

Ah, I don't care. I'm only losing weight for my joints.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# do you need to be thin to smoke joints?
Oh holy Fukc I'm in trouble
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Why should that help smokin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# 16?
You been shopping your profile pics?

Nawty captain
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# What?
No, I haven't. Yes, 16. According to my pants and my trousers.

Sorry, your problem is?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# No problem here
But your pic does not look like a 16, you're the slimest (and prettiest) 16 I've ever seen.

Creep aint I
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# That's taken from the chest up, though!
With damn good reason.

Bless you, thank you. I do look like a 16, I promise. It's an achievement for me, and I'm proud of it. I never, ever want to be skinny, I don't appreciate skinny women in *that* way,really and I'd certainly never like to have small tits. I want to be a woman, not a little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# good for you
I like a lady I can get hold of. (even Tho I can't get hold of you!)
need someone cuddly for the long winter nights, not some stick who'll cut you with her elbows when she rolls over and nicks the duvet
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# slimiest?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Only when you're around, sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# abso-fucking-lutely
i want my woman with a bit of flesh on her. i'm a very skinny guy and the one time i slept with a skinny girl it was like two toolboxes fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha what an excellent way of describing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# i am captain similie =)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Haha
Well put
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# If you both had "tools" she wasn't a girl!
Sorry to have to tell you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Oh shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# but girls that are wider than me scare the living bejebus out of me
i live in constant fear.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# 30" waist here, everyone is wider than me :)
i'm a sucker for big hips myself
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Another one!
That's three lads I know that have said that, recently.

It must be my birthday all year this year or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# i think men are just finally realising that the Renaissance era got women right
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I did used to know a guy
who didn't like women with wider hips than his.

Having to explain human biology to him was like pulling bloody teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# hah
without getting too crude, i find with small hipped girls things are a little... tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY
Us bigguns are hardly buckets, me lad. Hip width does not affect vaginal width, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# oh i know that it doesn't increase proportionally
but with my skinny girl experience the bones where definatly a little closer in
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Right. How can I put this?
Hmmm.

My bones...there...are close together as well. So I don't think it's to do with the hip width. Well, I suppose it could be and I could be anomalous.

Not stopping things from happening (obviously, can you imagine me celibate?) though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# it could just be that one then
i'll stick with beautiful curvy girls nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# but hip size IS proportionate
to birth canal size!
and shoe size
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Then how come I have small feet and big hips?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Maybe you have the wrong shoes on?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# But they're my shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# hips n tits
Get a girl to liink her hands, put them behind her head and walk forward.
If her elbows touch the wall first, chuck her out
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# what, with her arms pointing in front of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# of course
or to the side for the hips test
Big hips are useful
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *drops the actual moon*
*same happens*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# that's no moon...
it's Captain Wow's cream bun. Wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I like big BUNS and I cannot lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *boogies*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *jumps into orbit*
*chases bun*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# *lifts arms up to make it easier*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Ta, honey.
*swimming motions*

ARGH. I APPEAR TO BE LODGED WITHIN THE TITPOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# room for a small one on top?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Whatever are you doing in there?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Nestling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Awwww.
Well now I can hardly move you, can I?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Nup!
I'll keep you groomed too. It's win win.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Excellent work.
You're going to bite me every time I pick up the straighteners aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# ........no...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *picks up straighteners*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Well that's hardly going to put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# *scuttles out*
*pinches really hard*
*retreats*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# MEAN
*pokes around in titpot with pencil*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# *smileface*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Aw I can't poke that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY HURT ME. I'M TOO SWEET.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
lets keep shifting them goal posts.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# well they can't get between them otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# i read somewhere that they were planning on making doctors doors narrower
in order to force people to lose weight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
They should install pressure pads in supermarkets that play comedy trombone noises whenever fat people walk on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# thats not a bad idea ashally
*writes a letter to his mp*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Put this by the ice cream counter
www.sadtrombone.com/
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I just clicked the trombone noise
And your profile by mistake, and believed your elephant hat was magic for a moment! :)
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Fri 16 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Gravity Well - arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Pfffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Nice to see Posh Spice has stopped dieting...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Fuck!
*fears in trousers*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# is that dog a snack?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her
I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# nicely done
she looks quite good like that!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# yeah
i'd be more inclined to hit it this a way
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'm not a chubby chaser, but she does look better like this than her usual skeletal self...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# mystique posh ftw.
looks alarmingly good in blue.

professional help is being sought at this point...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Still would
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# oddly this is the first picture of her that hasn't made me want to puke
nice one sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# You may have hit upon something here
Perhaps the problem is everytime she looks in the mirror she wants to puke?
Bulimia here we come
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# If I were here I'd hav my tits redone.
Skinny's all very well and good but that 'I have two halves of a peach grapefruit glued to my chest' look is just horrible. She'd look so much better INSTANTLY if she had a nice natural slope to her breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# *mmmm slooope*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# ^this
nothing disturbs me more than solid boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# comedy plastic tits should be outlawed
or made to squeak when you press them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# thinks about Posh tits.....
whoops, I've started to dribble
Slag bher all you like but she was the spice girl with the business head
and in my opinion, the business tits
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# something about john prescott
i just can't abide the sight of her, and to my shame i tend to favour skinny ladies, i have very little meat on my bones myself although i appear to be developing a middle aged spread as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I love your Windy Miller posts down below...
Not seen them before.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:28, archived)

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