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look what i did!

blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=71771196&blogID=395667986

pretty pictures, pretentious storywriting AND sounds!
it's got everything really...

here's a (low-res) taster:

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

OH lovely!

I'm loving the atmos. You've been at it with a putty rubber then? I could very much be wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

i actually used a hard rubber for a nice hard edge to get some sharp rub marks.

amazing how much rubber you get through when you press hard with your 'rounded' end and repeatedly attack the 'sharp' end with your stanley knife!

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Ahhh, I always used putty for removal stuff

never could get it to work right with a hard one- nicely done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

"hard on"

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

ATTACK OF THE SEMI-ONS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

Mine's pretty turgid right now.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Mine's like some sort of Easter Island statue.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

Can I see?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

From there? Almost.

My cock is humungous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

i cant get the putty to work meself

it always seems to fall apart in my hands

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

I can make one last MONTHS if I need to.

I think it's just different strokes for folks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:49, archived)

That literally is pretentiousness taken to an officially recognised olympic sport.

Still, nice strip though, although some of the smaller text was a bit hard to read.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

it's what i do best :)

and the whole thing's a lot easier to read in the flesh. well paper.
whatever.

go to the st martins end of year show and see for yourself.
27th til 31st

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

I'm afraid I'm not really a (*resists urge to say art fag*) one to take active interest in the arts.

It's more of a passive appreciation than anything.

But the bash is on the 31st so I'm sure you can force everyone to go see it, or put it up on the b3ta calendar or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

trust me

this is about a level 4 of pretentiousness (on a scale of 1-10) at my art college.

this is why i'm escaping to bournemouth to do animation next year...

as for adding to the b3ta calendar.
no thanks.
i get called a cunt enough as it is on here...

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

You go to St. Martins??

I really wanna go there when I go to uni.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

what to do?

art or graphics or product design or what?

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

Probably study art and/or graphics.

I wanna design album art and concert posters and the like. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

you'll be wanting to do graphics then

fine art's more about context and bollocks like that. ;)

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

Ahh, alright.

S'what I thought.
What do you study?
Also, is it actually a good place to go?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, archived)

well i'm only on foundation

so we got to try a bit of everything, and then i chose fine art media.

it's a good place yeah, BUT you have to be the right sort of person to go there.
as much as most of b3ta thinks i'm a pretentious fool, i actually can't stand it there.

it's the kinda place where technical skill is almost discouraged, because it's all about 'the idea'.
which infuriates me, becauce the concept is only half the battle. it takes a lot of skill to actually Make it.

but in terms of being 'the place to be' it's great
because there's lot of oppurtunities to get your name out there, make connections, which is basically what the art world is really all about.
especially if you want to do something commercial like making band covers and posters.

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

Humm...

that all doesn't surprise me, oddly. I went to the museum there one time. It was alright, really. Some...odd stuff there. Heheh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

I had a friend who was going to go to St Martins, or the Imperial School of art is it? Fuck knows it was one of the good ones (I have no knowledge of universities or art schools).

Then he ended up deferring, doing a cram year of biology and chemistry and then going to university to be a doctor, I never knew why though.

He was sort of inbetween, where he would have some fairly flippant and strange reasoning but the product would always be good. Like massive oil paintings of Saddam Hussein surrounded by rotting meat and stuff.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

Awww, *pats head*

Who loves ya baby?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)

*sheepishly raises hand*

actually, I sort of do :)

(.underwhelmed, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

smashing.

lovely nice. And what a fabulous reason for me to pea my train station.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

paint?

or some new fangled TECHNOLOGY muck?

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

paint......

er X from corel.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

i dont even know what that is!

it must be good!

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:47, archived)

Corel Painter X

it's like working with paint and canvas without the mess.

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I like it. But I'm a mere amateur compared to what people do with it.

www.corel.com/servlet/Satellite/gb/en/Product/1166553885783

when you buy it, it even comes in a paint tin.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

mmmm

nice stuff

i dont really like using graphics tablets
i like to be able to see the pencil marks coming From the pen.

but one thing.
were those drawn freehand?
cause i'm always suspicious of people using computer programs who can draw accurately like that.

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'm not sure what you mean

by freehand. With a tablet you either drew it or you didn't and if you didn't then I guess you used software to do it for you. I do trace stuff and I do use photo reference but every strike is done by hand.
As for accurate? the things I posted are hardly technically accurate, very far from it.

You can make some nice drawings with a tablet if you put your mind to it and not have people who prefer graphite look down their noses at you. Tablets are just cleaner and facilitate a faster way of working.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)

no no

you misunderstand
i'm not looking down my nose at you

it's just that with a computer cheating is a lot easier. but then that's not to say it isn't a skill.
it's just one i don't really enjoy cause i can't get the hang of it.

i agree it's much easier and cleaner.
assuming you know the program well. i always get frustrated by not being able to do things i could do in less than three seconds with a pencil and paper... but i guess that's just learning the software.

what i meant by freehand was... do you start with a blank canvas and start drawing on it, or do you put some stuff in as a background layer and trace over it.
which isn't to say tracing detracts from it at all, it just becomes a different set of skills. for example exemplifying the hair like in your picture here to give an unnatural effect, but a nice one nonetheless (assuming you traced this one... i dont know...)

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

It depends what I'm doing.

I do draw from my mind's eye. I'm working on some concept characters right now and have my anatomy books scattered about.
quick things like seascapes and landscapes don't take a minute to brush in either photoshop or anything else and I can knock them out all day.
Portraits I will trace the basics because it is quicker, more precise and I do it for the result and not an excersise in how well I can observe something.
My days of art class are long, long behind me.

I know what you mean with frustration at not knowing a program well enough to get the result you want. I was like that with photoshop for years before I decided to get to grips with it.
I'm currently being frustrated with Maya but I will work on it, especially having seen that this guy uses it to base his fantastic work on.
www.raycaesar.com/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:26, archived)

well

as much as you can instantly get something nice looking if you trace
it's more about training your eye
it's kind've essential for Anyone doing visual art of any kind.

if you can draw perfectly freehand, it's not that you have a pointless skill that can be undermined by tracing... it just allows you to do everything better.

i'd recomend life drawing to photographers.
but they look at me funny :)

also that IS some mighty nice drawing!
although people like that just make we want to give up with their stupid mastery :(
mind you... i AM only 20... this guy's probably been practising a while longer than me...

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:34, archived)

I'm 42

and have been drawing technically for my work for years.
I can sketch well, and I can paint in any number of mediums. I just don't.
All it comes down to now is a little hobby and I make pictures to please me and if someone else happens to like them then all the better.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

well now i feel stupid

clearly you've had enough practice in your lifetime especially if you draw technically for your work...

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:56, archived)

hehe, don't worry.

I have this on my desk if it makes you feel better that I'm not totally digital.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:59, archived)

hehe

i dont have a problem with people using photoshop. there's stuff on there you just cant do on paper, which is clearly a good thing.

i just can't be arsed to get to grips with it just yet...
i will one day, just you wait n see :)

i'll be all...fwofff! rasterize!
...or something.

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

I love this.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:43, archived)

Wow.

I love your stuff. Probably more than is healthy?
Heheh

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

Holy fuck this is good.

What did you do the soundtrack in?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

tonight I have been mostly playing with

these.

there may be musics to follow soon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

audacity

it was actually the single most enjoyable program to use in my life.

because i wanted to do things, and then, like, the program let me do them.
without even faffing about in about 10 different help forums!

ps.
it's not my own music, it's samples and whatnot.

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)

Audacity is brilliant for warping samples and generally just mixing up the raw elements of sound.

I've made some pretty freaky stuff in that program.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27, archived)

I DID DONE A SCRIBBUL.

Will someone draw me a cat now?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

Surely

Just give me a cat, a liquidier and a bath.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

well done, blah blah, gratitude for your picture and all that. I'm going for a shit

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

Don't forget to suck me off afterwards.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

...

I'll suck your amputee stumps

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

CORR.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

It's good to hear

that disabled cricket is still popular.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

One day I'm going to get a grant into finding a cure for what makes lurkers delurk!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

cunts.

cunts are the reason for everything.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

cunts and the previous government!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

I blame cheaply made chinese electronic goods

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

I blame portly badgers!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:45, archived)

HAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:50, archived)

Alright, alright

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

Give us a cut

and I'm sure you'll find no end of volunteers.

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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{LURK ALERT}}}}}}}}{{{{{{{{{{{}}}}}}}}}}}

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

oooh this is lully!

needs more boob though :P
houpla

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

This is lovely.

The lips are....wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

I don't know if I'd call it "making love",

it was more like "the shamespear".

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

HEY, GRONK.

CAN YOU SMELL THAT?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

I'M TRYING TO GET SOME AIR THROUGH THE HOUSE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

I can't, my tablet is upstairs.

Still, there's always reposts

Woo to your scribbly bosseyed person.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

Wmroooawww.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Click for slightly bigger (396KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Before I get working on cat, have another 'I still haven't got a tablet or decent graphics programs' picture.

This time it's Noir Padre!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

NANANANANAGUNSTICK :)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

No. I'm sleeping.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Cats love it when they're vibrating.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

Look at me.

I'm totally adoring right now.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

oh i like the eyes

here:

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

I ain't never not seen such a happy cat.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

Have a cattus:

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

*glees*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

YESYES!!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

I am not capable of drawing a cat now.

Would you settle for one from the archives?

(Pelle ghola, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

Fez!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

OHHHH I SUPPOSE :)

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

CATSEY

Also, how fucking tiny is paint's gif palette? It can't even manage grey.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

This cat has melted! :D

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

Cat is an amorphous blob.

Its ears are made of hover.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

Gone Potty?

Had his career taken off, he wouldn't of had to make this DVD.

Click for bigger (127KB)

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:26, archived)

That's a fruit right?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

gordon brown is a malevolent mantelope

with a laser eye, and he wants to destroy us all.

CFB

that's about it. very quick and dirty. sorry.

(notjustahatrack peeling a sausage..., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

I appreciate the narrative.

It reminds me of a premonition I had about the ultimate destruction of the human race.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

HAHAH

'mantelope'

genius :)

(Meatfish BAH, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

Spazzy Manifold

He's pointing at who he wants to f*ck...
He wants to f*ck you!!!!

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(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Please mind the swear words, this is a family place.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

...

which family swear words mean 'front-bum willy attacks'?

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

"Cunt him in the fuck"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

coincidence

I was thinking just that

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Oh, then it's not that.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

Yummy

I'm spunking on your comment

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

I usually just store it in a cup for later.

Then empty it out of the window onto passers by.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

considering you have been here

5 and a half years I'm amazed that you were able to sign up when you were 8.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

NOT FUCKING ANY FUCKING MORE!!!

FUCKING CLOCK SAYS FUCKING GAY FUCKING SHIFT FUCKING TIME.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

OH FUCK, NOT NOW.

MY PINKY IS STILL IN DAY MODE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

THERE IS NO SUCH THING, YOUNG ONE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

MY COVER. IT HAS BEEN BLOWN.

I AM A FAILURE :<

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

VERVEEARTH

SYNERGY ADVANCEMENT LOCUS?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

arbredespossibles2.free.fr/SF/Images/MarsAttacks2.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Cross Manilow with Penelope Wilton

and that's my mum. 90%/10% split in Wilton's favour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Your mother's name is Barry Wilton.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Barryetta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Did he?

What a fucking ass.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

She got better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

More like butter.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

Normally I'd carry this on

but my brain's in a very uneasy place now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

More like an unbuttery place.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

You must behave.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

More like butterhave.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Butter I'm butter going butter to butter beat butter you.

Tomato Ted aubergine your potato wife's turnip dead.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Now you're just being silly.

And by silly, I mean butter.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

I am butter.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

'licks'

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Damn straight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

wmfcyrt?

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

I did a lol.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

I hope you cleaned it up afterwards.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

I enjoy this.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

coke was spat

cokespat!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

mmm.

tapas

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Why do 'tards suddenly appear

Every time you are near...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

I'm laughing like a twat at this.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

fuck yes

FP this now

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

In-jokes are never frontpaged. ):

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

THERE'S NO ESCAPING FROM HAPPYJOYWORLD.

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

Let me escaaape.

*runs in little circles*

Top, as always. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

Sorry can I pop this her

I must have missed it the first time round

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

Stop typing here as her, you unintentionally filthy bastard!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Sorry

It's more annoying for me; I bought a Belkin cordless keyboard and it can't keep up with me when I type 'ere' at my usual typing speed (I type at about 70wmp)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

Quality over quantity.

Is what my girlfriend always used to say.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

My gf says 'Call that a pork sword?!'

And I say, 'No. You're Jewish'. Then she storms off in a huff as she doesn't exist.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

i need the chords to i love horses for my uke

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

The ukulele is ruined for me forever.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

if you have a ukulele, you have to play it naked

its THE LAW!
although its traditional to play it at nipple level

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

*laughs at unintentionally bizarre tense*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

I bought a ukulele, but didn't learn it properly as I knew it's soul crushing abilities were far too much for any mere mortal to bear witness to.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

i seriously can't encourage you to learn to play it properly enough!

greatest instrument i ever learned to play :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

It is a laugh, I can bash out a few chords and a bit of a tune.

But since it's in a tuning I'm not used to, I give up fairly quickly.

I can apply some geetar knowledge to it, but I found the banjo much easier and more entertaining. Plus I get to act like a hick.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

banjos are awesome, but the charm of ukulele is undeniable

and its really easy to pick up as the first instrument to learn.
Also you can wear a grass skirt and coconut bra!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I find it more fun to intimidate strangers and ultimately rape them.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

i do that too :)

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

I never want this to happen

lovely though it is

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

happy world is full of despair!

lol! happy world ^.^

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

Well there is that door maked 'Exit'

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

The exit leads only to

HappyJoyWorld Paris.
Which is the same as HappyJoyWorld, only in French...

(Pelle ghola, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

C'est le merde! Tres Merde!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

*escapes through fence*

*marries Disney Land*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

that's no exit...

(

mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

THIS is an exit!

Also anyone know wher I can get an mp3 version of the I Love Horses jingle?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

This is brilliant

I'm loving the style you're doing these in.

Awww, my parents' song is on the radio.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

I'm Horny by Hot n Juicy?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

i'm gonna guess

'reign in blood versus when im cleaning windows' The mashup mix!

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Funnily enough, no.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

Go on, tell us.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

It's not that interesting

it's just Wonderful Tonight. My dad sang it to her on their wedding day.

Sorry, hadn't occured to me to actually say what it was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

I think my parents' is Shuduppa You Face by Joe Dolce.

may be lie for stereotypical porpoises.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

That's amoreeeeee

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

I don't even know if my parents had a song

They did, before the Geneva Convention forbade it, play nonstop Abba, The Carpenters and show tunes on the 4 hour drive to Wales every holiday.
In hindsite my father was possibly gay.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Bloody hell, I'd have ended up commiting suicide.

Car journey music with my parents is a mish mash of:

The Eagles
Dr Hook
Tom Waits
The Allman Brothers
Dire Straits
Clapton
Hendrix
Everything But the Girl
Fairport Convention
Emmy Lou Harris
Bonnie Raitt

Although recently I got my mum into MIA, Battles and Opeth.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yeah well I got Mack and Mable

And child locks:P You have no idea the vastity of the show tune catelog stored in my brain!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

*winces*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

I think I know all of Les Miserables by heart!

Not long now! I was discussing the merits of name tags with Dixon earlier and I've heard back from the b3ta whizzes and it's offically the biggest bash in history:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

I think I'll be alright without a name badge, people should hopefully

recognise the hair.

Either that or I'll just tell everyone I'm Ttssattr and REFUSE to believe that I'm not.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

I'm Ttssattr and so's my wife!

Or we could get peeps to make their own!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Actually I might be Jeru.

I need a black rollneck.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

He's African and not jewish?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'm not being a willy.

Italian, so neither.

I'll do a Maaaaaario accent.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

Roll neck?

I'm not a French Existentialist!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

You're whatever I decide you are.

YOU'RE not going. I am.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:38, archived)

Yes, but remember I know your name and where you live.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Well you'd best give me some source material so I can

be a good Jeru then.

Tonight Matthew I'm going to be....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

...Falling off a cliff if I'm not fucking careful.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hammer Smashed Face.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Sadly, no.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

Fermented Offal Discharge?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Yeah, my surname's Barnes.

Edit: oh hang on.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

Careful, I'll tell people that and it will make you easier to stalk.

I sell information to internet predators everywhere.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Good it's not true then.

I'm also not the daughter of an ex CC member. This is possibly a good thing. Possibly a bad thing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

CC?

I'm going to guess what that is.
And you're not going to like it.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Captain Cuntbeard.

Not that, although it should be. Far better band name.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

Flaming Floating Cat Heads is going to be my next band.

Sonic James Doom wants in, but I don't think he's cut out for the job. He doesn't even have his own hat.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

I've got loads of hats, he can borrow one.

I've got a particularly terrific bright purple beret that'd look very nice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

"The Magenta Frenchmen"!!!!

Do it!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

Ohhhhh this.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

I'm shit with hats.

I should get some interesting ones that suit me.

I don't have the face for hats though, it seems.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

Get a black and white fedora.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

I could probably get away with that.

However, I'd still look like more of a prick than usual.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

Dressing like a prick is fantastic.

I wasn't allowed to buy several items of clothing on a recent shopping trip because 'they're fucking ridiculous. They're too you.'

Says it all, really.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

Urgh!

*vomits into lap*
Black and white fedoras are not cool hats.

Leather brown is the only acceptable flavour of fedora.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

Then I'd look like a total cunt though.

And I'd rather lose the hat and maintain my only mildly cuntish appearance.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

They are bastard cool.

You're just square.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

They are shit, even on 1920 gangsters they looked shit.

And then especially look shit on women trying to look like 1920 gangsters.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Good he's not a woman then, isn't it?

I don't have one, it wouldn't suit me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)

Not "Satan's Butler"?

Although to be honest I'd imagine Satan's Butler to be a normal Butler seeing as they are all equally dissentive.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Satan's Butter would be cooler.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

Satan's Back Butter

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

That would just be Devilpoo.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

We were debating earlier if it was Tality.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hahaha, that'd be sweet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Only Ash Remains.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

That is a bitchin' track.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

AND I WOULDN'T TRY.

Woosum as always.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Whoop!

too orangery for crows

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

very grotesque.

on a small note,is the reason i find this trippy because i'm tired?or do you guys find it rhythmically strange too?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

BEHOLD!

SLINKYSTRAW!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

It makes me want to do things that would make Jesus cry.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

Felicopter

(|, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

needs machine guns and fleeing vietnamese children

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

This^ Muchly!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

yays bring on the 'sects!:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Ohhhh...

that is nice :D
veh clever too

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

Fantastic :)

Simpley ~~irresistable~~ fantastic :)

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

Boo!

Haven't seen you in a while. Hello. :]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

I've been lurking slightly

I've had stuff to do and parties to go to and stuff :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Oh, so you have a social life now?

Pssh.
;]

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

Of sorts, yes :D

It was the last day of school recently, there was a huge party and lots of people were invited from the whole year.
Some of us camped out in one of our friend's field.
I didn't sleep ~~too well~~ at all.
But I now have a lady-fan :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

A lady-fan?

Oooh. :]

And sounds fun. Our last day isn't for another...month, I think. But there IS a five-day weekend coming up! ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

^.^ I'm just proud it's not a man-fan :D

Duuude
5-day weekend :D
Unlucky thoughhh
I have lots of exams to go in for though =/

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Hahahahahah

Yeah, we have exams in about...two weeks? Lots of exams. :[
I'm just worried for the math one I know I'll fail.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

Nerk

I'm a genious at maths - too clever for my own good, my teacher even said that she doesn't reckon she's taught me anything and that I already knew it all lol.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

Lucky you.

I'm a retard at maths.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

I am very lucky, but I don't enjoy any subjects =/

I find English loathesome. Too much writing and analysing.
For the same reason I hate tech.
And I also hate tech cause you ahve to re-do tonnes of hand-written work.
And for that reason I also hate art.
Also: I vote we continue the conversation over gaz; gaz me.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Art is a piece of piss once you find something you can actually do loads of.

Then just pack shitloads of it in as prep.
Voil(A)

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I managed to do that for the exam

But all my coursework was almost quite litterally a pile of wank - but I didn't hate my teacher that much.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

Just don't do what I did and test out your new noodles your penpal in South Korea sent you on the day of your 4 hour maths exam.

Especially if it also happens to be your birthday.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Pardon?

Korean Southern-fried noodles from birthday pals?

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Not so much fried as nucleated in pure powdered satan's anus.

You got a little packet of chilli powder with them, I emptied the whole thing into the noodles. My tongue was still stinging throughout the entire maths exam.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

Pleasent!

~~Same with me but with semen and before an English exam.~~ I've never experienced anything like that before.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

just wait

there'll be an invasion of these things

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hahahahahah

Win.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

I likes this

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

more squirrel than you can possibly imagine

Click for bigger (113KB)
previously
previouslier

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

You called?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

Hahahahaa!

Stop the internet, we have a winner! :D

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

"LET US GO YOU BIG SQUIRRELLY BASTARD!"

"NEVER! REPLETE WITH TITS I WILL TAKE OVER THE INTERNETS"
"YOU ARE INSANE SCIENTIST SQUIRREL!!!!! WHAT A CRAZY PURPOSE YOU HAVE!"
"AND ONCE I HAVE TAKEN OVER THE INTERENTS IT WILL BE MINE! ALL MINE!"
"STOP YOUR PLAN AND LET US EGRESS! WE ARE BIRD CHICKEN TITS! NOT MAMMAL SQUITS!"
"MUAHAHAHAHAA AHAHA AHAHA HA"
"*squeak**squeak**squeak**squeak**squeak*"

O_o _{what the.. am I thinking}

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

I love you so, dear discomeats.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

yay!

in that case, can you lend me $10

_{only joking_{:D

_{I meant $100}

:D}}

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hahahahahah.

Well I would...but I onloy have $6. And I need it. After I get $34 more, I can buy the Starcaster distortion pedal I want.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

but that'll make everything all distorted!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

I know!

Although, the drive and gain on my amp, when used together, do pretty good distortion.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

ahhhh

in that case, save up for some kind of funky 1970's bow-chikka-wow pedal

and be like 100% funkaaaaay*

:D

*may be lies

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Hahahahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

you could just wire up your amp to speakers its far too powerful for

thats what i do :D

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

Hmm...

sounds promising. Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

my reign of terror has ended!

Woo yay and hooplah! Hope this becomes a regular thing.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

Yay!!!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

:-(

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

muhahahaha

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

SQUITS!

also, I had my bacon sandwich finally

two slices of bacon, with boiled egg (partially runny) with cheese and tomtamo sauce

all between two slices of toats

yum!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

interesting, how was it?

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

yummy

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

i have a packet of cookies its just not the same :(

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

no it's not

:(

i wonder if I have any biccies in

I shall investigate!

brb, bicciehunting

edit: result! I have tunnocks caramel log and a tunnocks caramel wafer + drinky of coke :D yay!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

ooooh! nice! enjoy

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

they were most yummy

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

Hahaha.

Also how bizzare. I just found out an old mate of mine is doing music for adverts. I haven't spoken to him for a couple of years but it's quite funny. THey're all adverts I know and listening to them now I can recognised his style and I can't believe I didn't recognise his vocals as well.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Oh my fucking fuck yes.

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

MOAR TITS

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

I keep seeing you post that and always mean to ask

What the shuddering fuck?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I concur with this statment

and must ask in concomitant manner, what the jesus propelled boat welding fuck?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

It was some fucked up japanese tv advertisement. I had no idea of what the fuck was going on.

I remember someone else here made a woo-yay picture from another part of that ad, when the racoon suddenly loses his boobs and shag his huge testicles around, and the red hooded girl says "wow!".

I would link the video if I knew where it is. It´s been years since I saw it and I lost its track.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

1 second's google action

O_O

seems to be direct link

edit: incidentally, the search used was 'japan advert dancing bear rabbit breasts'

tho it's not working too well here

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

it's for the anabuki construction company

the 'raccoon' with the enormous pair of balls signifies good luck or good fortune

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

yay I get to pearoast this for the nth time!!1!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:19, archived)

Here you go guys,

A little light reading for you all :)

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS :D:D:D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

you, sir, are great

go and tell /talk about this right now.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

done :)

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

This is good

Carry on.

(Dr Frank, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

I love the contents of your skull.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

hahahaha

aceness

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

excellent guide!

**borrows gun**

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:38, archived)

YEAH!

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

haha!

tip top hat!

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

That deserves a woo and a yay

But I am too fat and online to make a woo/yay picture.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

What if you're a girl?

(

LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 17 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

there are no girls on the internet.

Shush :)

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

*frantic applause*

I love you.

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 17 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

this is amazing

new insult: fat and online! love it!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

Life:

The only way to win is not to play

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

you squire

are a genius
have a hearty woo and yay from me

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

Fankoo!

There's also this, dunno if it's worth its own thread:

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Guilty lol.

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

you're the hero next door

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

LOL CRIPPYSAURUS HAS TO PEE.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

Halp, I recognise at least three people in that pictures

I am the greatest, rarr rarr rarr

I *heart* you Hex

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

<3 you too :D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

I'm going to build a teleport, so I can transport you to my house for beers.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

I approve of this idea, wholeheartedly.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

OKAY, OWN UP. WHO IS:

68037851

img.4chan.org/b/res/68037118.html

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

4chan confuses and scares me.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

Do you have to remember which number everyone is?!

How fucking stupid is that?

NAMES. NAMES for PEOPLE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

No. You're anonymous. There's nothing to identify you unless you're a tripfag.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

I've tried to look at 4chan once

and all I could think was that with a barrel of ritalin and a shotgun we could free up some space on the internets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

I'm pretty sure they'll all end up killing each other anyway. :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

*really ignores this time*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

YEAH WELL. GOOD.

fucksmell

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

Suddenly: Glacier mints

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

I haven't had those in ages!

I bought some at a candy store in Bath once. That, and flying saucer candies. The outsides of those are gross. I love the sherbert inside, though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

You go on 4chan?

*ignores*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

I dared Hex to post it there, so I checked. I'm not a regular user.

IF YOU IGNORE ME I'LL IGNORE YOU SO HARD.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

Won't that then cancel each other out?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

I hope so (L)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

Quickly!

Harness her! She is perpetual motion machine!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

i'd harness her alright

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

My wife, the cactus, objects tothis!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

most woo worthy indeed

this is my life. In squigly lines. Thank you for improving it

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Puffin Boy, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

this is excellent

well done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:59, archived)

....

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

pffft

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

my shoes? :(

this makes me sad
edit : photobucket hosting has broken already!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

piss on his dressing gown

that'll show him!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

shall i eat lots of sugar puffs first?

they make your wee smell funny

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

Oh god they DO

Get diabetes too - it will make it all sticky when it dries

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

do i have to?

i don't like needles :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

awww. have this

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

OH YEA!

quick add some cymbals

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:26, archived)

LET ME IN YOU FUCKING RETARDS! THERE'S SHARKS OUT HERE!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

HAHAHAHAH

*living room lol*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

Hola senor...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

hullo shugg :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

NNNNG there are not enough pictures of pants around ankles on the internet.

*hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

You need a picture of pants around ankles?

Whatcha working on? :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

Well panties, preferably coupled with a pair of high heels.

I might just go and take one myself, ffs.

I just want to do a picture of it, I'm not sure why. And sod with it on shoppytastic.

How's you, lovely?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Sounds like a grand idea

If you need to couple it with a male version at some point let me know, I'll be glad to oblige :)

I'm doing ok ta - friend of mine nearly died this weekend from a brain infection, but is in hospital getting pumped full of drugs so everything's looking ok.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

As soon as I mentioned it I thought about that

You're a very useful and lovely chap, you are.

Jeeeesus, I'm sorry love. *hug* Glad they're ok.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

Aye, they're getting better.

Who knew that the same virus that makes coldsores on your mouth can sometimes get into the nervous system and do the same to the surface of the brain O_O

Yeh, let us know - you know I'm always willing to drop my pance for you, love. :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

Whoa, how fucking odd.

:D You're a good boy, what are you? A goooooood boy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

*wags*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

Careful, I almost mentioned peanut butter then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

I saw a video of a guy fucking a jar of peanut butter the other day

was most odd

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

:S Crunchy or smooth?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

The resolution wasn't that good

But I am assuming smooth.. although he *was* circumcised, so he might have been using crunchy.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

Still though.

Imagine getting a bit lodged in your.... ooooh good golly. Ow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

no ta

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

I think tahini would feel quite nice.

If I had a willy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

*googles*

Oh yes, possibly... Nutella might be interesting too. Nicer to lick off than both Tahini and peanut butter as well

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

But very sticky

whereas tahini's got a more.... oily texture. So good for jamming your penis in.

Licking it off though, yes. Nutella wins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

Actually a while ago I had a sudden urge to coat my entire body in nutella

Just wondered what it would feel like.

That kind of lead to that "tape over mouth/blood" photo you saw .. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

I love that photo.

LOVE it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

I did one like that for my celebratory post...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Were you wearing stilettos?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

And why not?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

because i'm sad and lonely and I have no one to wear shoes for / or peoples shoes to wear

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Male or female?

Because one is significantly easier to draw than the other.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

Female.

This first one anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

If my PC hadn't have cocked off and died I would have raided you a picture.

I'm fairly sure I have something fitting the description, although I would have thought you should be able to find a picture fairly easily.

Or is there some really ridiculously specific position/angle/knee colouring you need them to have or be in.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

Just as big as possible and fairly high res.

It's looking more and more like I'm going to have to do it myself. I'm planning on vexelling it though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

VEXEL!

I can magic up a picture but you may have to wait a bit as I'm currently sitting on the floor using my laptop whilst simultaneously doing reinstalls and various other things.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

You're a doll

but don't stress, I'll have a bash at it tomorrow or something. I've got all the props I need, I suppose.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

To be honest I just imagined you'd have fat ankles.

*shrug*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:02, archived)

O_o

Smooth talker

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

*rolls eyes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

Found.

The first picture(s) I found, so I didn't bother trawling through the rest to give you a selection. I'll just zip them up somewhere.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

Thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

www.mediafire.com/?nlsnm3kl8b1

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

Brill, thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Really? How come?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

Well basing on undergarmant types, boxers and briefs tend to just bunch up and fall.

Whereas g-strings, thongs and panties tend to kind of hand weirdly off the ankles, usually. Plus they are so thin you have to actually draw the shape properly instead of just getting away with some folds of fabric.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

So you're saying ladies' undergarments would be harder to draw in these circumstances?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

Harder to draw round ankles and get it right yes.

The deformation and bending round the legs is just hard to get right.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

haha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

\o/

You can reach for your destiny! well, you can fucking try, you littly armed human

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

Not in the cave . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

Not worth its own thread...

And must have been done...?

Celebrity mute Ants, yeah?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

oh what an awful woo worthy pun!

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

Bindun

But only a few times, and not involving annoying Geordies :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:36, archived)

If any of them were to be made mute

I would choose this one.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Switch of the internets...

you win.

we can all go home.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 17 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

1 months worth in a jar...

(futique, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

Last orders... I'm at the bar!

What's everyone having?????? (Mrs Omentum, with her peggy purse out)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

I'm having a seizure

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

half...

or pint???

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

1 pint³

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

I'm having some red south-african wine at the moment

/cheers

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

I met a red South African once.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

I'm going to have a bacon sandwich when I get off my lazy arse

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

Are you sitting on it?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

the ass or the bacon?

it's hard to tell, I haven't moved from this spot since 1932

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

HIS ASS?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:05, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

What was it like sitting in the same spot throughout pre and post Nazi Germany?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

Well, from a historical perspective it enables one to understand the socio-economic realities of a transition of a sovereign state from ostensibly a favourable democracy to outright autocracy

also, my ass hurts

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

I'll have a bowler hat full of absinthe, please.

And a double shot of brown sauce.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

Coming right up...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

Absinithelutely !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Christ.

He's got the shortest blue period I've ever seen.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

...makes the heart grow fonder............

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

~~heart~~ tart

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

Reaches the parts

that Heineken doesn't....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

tea and pasta

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

Orange juice

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:07, archived)

Haha

How rare

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

With or

without 'bits'...... Very important to my niece & nephew (9 & 7), 'bits' are An-A-THEMA.. apparently.

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Spit the bits !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

My mother

claims (erroniously or no') that they are
'little lumps of goodness...' When I was 10, I was convinced of this irrefutable Adult Wisdom.

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

It's the bioflavinoids !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

Please God no....

I spat those damn' bits out tho' my MOTHER WAS RIGHT...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

And an a thema is?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

A feeble attempt

by one's Mother to get you to eat up all manner of unsavouriness, including burnt toast. 'Les Speckles Noires' featured often in food stuffs served in my home, anyway............. Mayhap it was merely soot, please God not the shakings-off of a feline foot......

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

I'm drinking mead

because I have a sore throat...

Although last night it was wine and rum (Not mixed. Eurgh.), and this morning I felt like there was a little man in my head, punching my brain...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

Watchout for those grains . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

i'll have a pint of jaegermeister, a half of stella, a big bowl and a straw please

keep the change ;)

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

cough medicine???

I'll have a pint as well

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

it works on tummy aches too :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

Vaginal fluids.

^may be lies.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

Oh jesus . Oh jesus christ no... The leg...

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

hahaha what?

(

McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

This

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 22:10, archived)

Jowler howler . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

for some reason

I feel this needs to be purple

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

No reason

She's coming for you and she's in dire need of WD40

I quite fancy a bacon sandwich now

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

is it only me that finds this image slightly arousing?

(

McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

genetically defiant sex robot will fullfil your every need

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

That . . . gets excellent smileage !

Ding ding !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:01, archived)

yay

:D

and I really need to make a bacon sandwich now

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:03, archived)

Try the chicken fried bacon . . .

it sticks to your nibs !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

I think that would push my arteries over the edge

and into the sweet abyss of death

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Your brain must be a very strange place to be.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

hah you can talk

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

hahaha

wonderful

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

YOU'RE WEIRD, MAN.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

what do you mean?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

BOATCOCK

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

BOATCOCK MAN HAS A BOAT FOR A COCK AND A BOAT SHAPED COCK

BOATCOCK MAN!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

BOATCOCK MAN CAN DO ANYTHING A BOATYCOCK CAN

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

his best ability is the transport of goods across the worlds major shipping lanes using nothing more than his boatcock

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

The cabins are pretty nice - but avoid the ones near the bow

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

that's rodger the cabin boy territory indeed

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

BACON BACON BACON!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

WORLD OF BACON

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

that's beautiful man

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 22:35, archived)

my internets been down, heres some part of a weird thing ive been workin on

(MichaelGalethe1st, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

Awesome stuff

your link doesn't lead anywhere

edit:neither of them

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

they do,

they lead to imageshack.

Morron

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 17 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

hhmm

ive no idea how that link got there. tis time i started using b3ta hosting i suppose

(MichaelGalethe1st, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Or just take the direct link from Imageshack and put it inside an image tag.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

Delectable . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

Well now that is very good indeed :D

When do we get to see the full thing?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

Tis

part of a project im doing exploring the human body. The 2 min video will be finishged in 3 weeks or so

(MichaelGalethe1st, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

funnily enough,

I'm hoping to undertake a project later tonight, where by I explore some parts of Ivanas' body, that will last 2 minutes also...

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

Good Workaaa

(MichaelGalethe1st, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

lowering the quality for a moment here

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spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:36, archived)

aww, look at them bonding

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

SPANG!

hahhaha

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

arf arf!

(

McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

haha!

i could use some hummus like that

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

'fraid not

they're polar opposites

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

skating on thin ice with these puns

(

McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

hmmmmmm

maybe my fate has been sealed

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:41, archived)

I'm not sure.

We'll have to take a pole.

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

what's the porpoise of this, exactly?

(

spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

hake to say it

but it's breaming with puns tonight!!

(

McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

oh the humanatee!

(

zerolicious, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

(

McBadger COW, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

whale i never!

i've not seen you trout and about for a while

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spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

he's been stuck in the 'net

(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

OH NO

QUALITY LEVELS REACHING CRITICAL... ER... LEVEL

Ach, I've always been rubbish with words.

woo and yay :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

hahahahaha

absolute class

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

Polarized seals of approval . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

Yes, it looks malnourished

Heh :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

A PROTON AND A NEUTRON GO TO A BAR.

THE PROTON STATES: "ELECTRONS ARE FAGS". THE NEUTRON COUNTERS: "ARE YOU SURE?". THE PROTON STATES: "I AM POSITIVE".

THIS WAS A JOKE.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

Woah.

I think I've got a hadron.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:43, archived)

*PUN ON MESON*

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

You'll be lepton with that kind of outfit.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

I dislike puns.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

My jokes will go on anion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

i cation you not to

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spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

quit boson him around

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zerolicious, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Neu tri? No!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

hahah

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:42, archived)

Oh god

Stop that!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

Are you positive?

(

Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

Big Chinny Style

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Frogbeat, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

hahaha

subtle! woo :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Subtle!

No! :-)

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Frogbeat, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:45, archived)

Fried . . . died and laid to the side . . .

Kzzzzzzzzt !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:37, archived)

Thumbs up from me

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

egad

he's Chris Tucker now

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

wh...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:15, archived)

oooh ace!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

I love these!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:16, archived)

neat!

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

that's wonderful

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spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

Right there !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:18, archived)

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:19, archived)

That's more of an insult than anything really.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:21, archived)

I'D BUY IT FOR TWELFTY

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:26, archived)

You would!...

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

You're an insult.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:27, archived)

To social values worldwide.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:28, archived)

and personal hygeine!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:29, archived)

You realised I was going to type that, but then I thought that b3ta was beyond jokes about body odour and scatology.

Seems I was wrong.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

YEAH WELL YOU SMELL OF WEE.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:32, archived)

At least my mum doesn't still bathe me.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

Really?

She seems to like bathing me...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:34, archived)

That's nursing homes for you, you have to like your work.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:35, archived)

Is that the new slang for brothels for lactating women?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:38, archived)

Yes

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:40, archived)

this is awesome

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:20, archived)

The eyes.....

The eyes are coOl

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Frogbeat, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:33, archived)

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