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spent FAR too long looking at this woman

trying out a new style of "ironing" wrinkly people...any tips? specially for the chin!

original: - here

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

She looks like Simon Weston.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

ahahahaha

*burns*

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

*hour late joke about the pools*

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 18 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

pffft!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

I'm sure you loved it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

well...err...

_{hand me that tissue please?}

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

hangon

_{I'm not done with it yet}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

just make her eat lots and lots of food

all the wrinkles will come out :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

ARF!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

^this is true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

hello smashed monkey

you are the second person I have said hello to on here....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

hello!

i have said hello to lots of people on here, but you're the first today :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:56, archived)

Hello Smash!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

hello redsushi!

you're number 2.
i mean, you're the second person i've said hello to on here today, not that you're a big poo.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

No wonder people take the piss from me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

*steals urine*

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

hey!

give that back! it's not yours!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

...

...tastes like asparagus...

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

so does asparagus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

what about sound?

www.asparagusnow.com

/shameless plug blog

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

ha! joke's on you!

my speakers are broken :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

so are my ears

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

twenty past twelve

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

pff

that means i've got to be out of here in 25 minutes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

They're better than the band I was listening to in a pub on friday

teeeeeeeeeeeeeerible!
They just didn't understand the concept of bass.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:17, archived)

bass is good

when you start to feel like it's vibrating your poo, it's at the right level.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

Exactly!!

It sounded like the bassist wasn't even plugged in and the guitarist was only playing the bottom three strings of the chord. Fucking awful.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

seven nations army

by the white stripes. i love the bass in that.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

I liked the bass in April sun in Cuba by Dragon

BUT THAT LOT COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB WITH A UKULELE WOBBLE BOARD AND A DIDGE!!!!!!!!

And the beers were 5bucks each >.<

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

five dollar beers?

screw THAT! it would be cheaper to drink vodka!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

Not in that pub

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

i'd buy it from the shop

and sneak it in. cleavage is a good hiding place :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

haven't got any

nor access to any. makes me very sad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

im the bassist

and to me, when i play EVERYTHING shakes.

my claim to fames are: -
#playing rock on a double bass
#knocking glasses off the bar with bass
#hurting somebodies hernia with vibrations travelling through the floor

and yet, while i have nearly given a girl sat atop my amp an orgasm, the bass is never too dominant!

*knows how to use his instrument*

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

Pics, or it didn't happen

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:28, archived)

next time

it happens ill see what i can capture

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:30, archived)

0_0

i shall protect my hernia from your mighty throbbing bass!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

its a shame your speakers are broken

we're trying to get more gigs around the country (based in liverpool) so i was hoping a magical b3tan could spread the word

we've gotten as far as the isle of man at the moment :P

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

That was your band?

not bad man not bad at all.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:34, archived)

cheers man!

gald you like it!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

actually

my mum's boss owns one of the biggest pubs around here, i'll put in a good word and tell him to watch youtube.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone posted one of our first gigs on youtube and its god damn aweful :-(

but please...go ahead with the good word ;-)

will a 2hour set of covers suffice?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

I don't eat asparagus

can't stand it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:15, archived)

cut the bottom flush with a knife first

thay will stand like little green soldiers

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

I'm tempted to edit to make your reply look wierd

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooo

oh go on then

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

aaaaaawwww

*hugs*
i won't steal your piss, i promise ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:10, archived)

really

because no one truly understands ...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

i don't understand

but i'm willing to learn ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:27, archived)

oh ok

Consider a cavity in a fluid, with a time dependent pressure p(t), the radius R(t) of the bubble is:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:32, archived)

sheirly

that first part of the equation should just be

R-(p&-1) as dividing by P would cancel the others out....however, how can you have infinity in the equation?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

he's dividing by rho, not p

rho is density, p(R) the pressure at radius R, p(infinity) the asymptotic limit of the pressure as R is tended to infinity

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

ahhh i didnt see the rho

and well explained!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

practice

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

stop stealling my thesis

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

Science is theft

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

Yeah I know I suppose I stole that from Rayleigh and Plesset...

*wistles*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

the thing on the bottom is a rho not a p

and the infinity is a subscript on a p, which is like the pressure at an infinite distance from the bubble (cavity)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

psst

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8380185

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:41, archived)

psssst

www.b3ta.com/board/8380197

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

I've just had a sudden thought

that looks enormously like the equivalent of the Friedmann equation in a McVittie spacetime. I don't know what I could do with that but it might be worth looking back over an aborted project in the McVittie spacetime.... Hmmmm.

Edit: I probably mean the Raychaudhuri equation rather than the Friedmann equation, since that's the same as the FLRW case.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

you win at science!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

god no

one tiny little pocket of it. i'm shit at the rest of it.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

I'm finding McVittie space-time hard to digest

*runs back to fluid dynamics*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:49, archived)

That's painful

as is the naked singularity sitting on the event horizon when you try and chew it.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:53, archived)

phwoar naked???

I have a pole now...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:57, archived)

I don't know what it would be like to stick your dick in a black hole

though I can hazard a guess, but I really don't know what it would be like to try and stick your dick through a naked singularity. Either way you probably wouldn't live to tell the tale.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52, archived)

*glees*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

To me, it looks like you've made her a lot chubbier.

Yes, the wrinkles have gone nicely but I think you need to add some new shadows, especially around the neck and chin.
I'd try having a play with the burn tool. Oh and have a woo, especially for putting up with her face for so long.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:31, archived)

things to avoid next time: -

# making the subject fat
# making the subject look like simon weston

cheers for the tip about shadows though!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

I think a few shadows will help define her features and make her look a bit skinnier.

Like I said, just a bit of experimentation with burn until it looks right should help.
As for the simon weston, it's an improvement on looking like cilla black.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

cheers man!

and yes...anything is an improvement over looking like cilla black

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

false!

looking like john mccrirrick is worse.
looking like jocelyn wildenstein is worse.
looking like the queen's mimsy is worse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:58, archived)

Is that Jocelyn Wildenstein that Little Miss Jocelyn

off the telly?

If so, I fucking hate her!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:59, archived)

she's a freak who tried to make herself look like a cat. google her, i dare you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:00, archived)

Aaaargh!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

i take it you've seen her, then?

she needs shedloads of therapy. then, when that doesn't work, a shotgun to the head.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:02, archived)

A simple paper bag could go a long way.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

not far enough, i'm thinking.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

~~therapy~~ fire

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:05, archived)

and lots of it!

seriously, do you think she'd meow if you set her on fire?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:13, archived)

douse her in petrol and she'd go

WOOF!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:16, archived)

*choke*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

oh, you owe me a new keyboard!
*wipes up coffee*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

hehe

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

pfft

queens mimsy

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:03, archived)

the royal fadge

would have to be made very fat to remove all those wrinkles.
i would assume.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:11, archived)

do you think she has somebody

to clean it?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:19, archived)

yes.

prince philip is a royal cuntwipe.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:21, archived)

some old dick

Smash is right ^^^^

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:22, archived)

yay!

at last, somebody said it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:33, archived)

nicely done

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:35, archived)

many thanks!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:09, archived)

She is now a sausage in a dress.

woo! :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

ahaahahahahahha

I want my sausage in a dress

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:44, archived)

but the one true question remains...

...would you _{_{stick her in a giant frying pan, add a few rashers of bacon and an egg?}}

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:46, archived)

yep I'd eat her

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:47, archived)

A good way is to clone from a nonwrinkly personage:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:48, archived)

this seems so much easier!

damn your M4d 5K!llz!!!111

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

NIFO!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:52, archived)

Niggers In Fluffy Overcoats?

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:08, archived)

Straight outta compton

crazy muthafukka with a duffel

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

shopped images o.....

....h forget it

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

;-)

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:07, archived)

Sandi Togsvig?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29, archived)

clone stamp at about 45% opacity with a soft edge brush

zoom in as far as you can while still keeping track of the area you're working on.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:47, archived)

cheers!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

It looks like her skin

has been replaced with bacon.

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Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:26, archived)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:27, archived)

if the cap fits...

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kasterz loitering within tent since, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:19, archived)

you don't have to be a horse faced celebrity to be posh

ha ha ha woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

hahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

come on now...

stop horsing around!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:54, archived)

Nay it's fun

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:04, archived)

(h)oof

come on now!

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Sir T. Skellington, Sun 18 May 2008, 12:12, archived)

gee, gee that was bad

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:18, archived)

18th May - Freddo Woe

(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

nice

but no freddo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

whats a freddo?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:25, archived)

a sort of chocolate bar

shaped like an elongated frog

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

oh yea!

i remmeber now - been so long since i bought chocolate and i've still not lost any weight... just redistrubited it from flab to muscle - well thats what i keep telling myself
Why don't they make TAZ's anymore?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:32, archived)

chocolate frog

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:27, archived)

aww poor sad frog

don't worry you can reproduce asexually or whatever - goawn have lots n lots of inbred children!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

are they simultaneous hermaphrodites?

cor, I only knew of worms and snails...
sad frog is sad, because I am miserable and lonely :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

I'm pretty sure they mate....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

so do snails, then both of them go off and lay eggs

fuck me:
www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=frog+hermaphrodite&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 12:01, archived)

Oh no you di'int...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:29, archived)

didn't i?

well thats ok then :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

i have busy day ahead.....

sometimes the gods just give give give.

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maclondon, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:11, archived)

waaaaaaaay ahead of you

but woo to you anyway

b3ta.com/links/Amy_Winebear

actually, that sounded a bit arsey. I should go back to bed really.

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:12, archived)

nothings new

well 45 mins ahead - nice one! :)

mines nothing more than a teaser atm

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maclondon, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

I was expecting her to snort it

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:20, archived)

THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB

I SAID NOOO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YES I'VE BEEN BLACK BUT WHEN I GET BACK...

/actually likes Wino and would boof her

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

mmmmng

nice styleage woot!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:21, archived)

'Ning!

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Three Dog Man, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:15, archived)

That dog looks worried. I think it smells jam...bone.

Yay for doggie treats.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:19, archived)

LOLZ

Yes, you are looking at my dog

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Three Dog Man, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:27, archived)

Arf!

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Three Dog Man, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

I don't even remember why I made the roffledogs picture.

There was a reason for it, I just don't know what it was.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

I just assumed

it was a LOLCATS/ROFFLEDOGS thing. It could be like the Mods and the Rockers.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

Ah!

The search feature prevails yet again.

www.b3ta.com/board/7670211

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:36, archived)

yay for the search feature!

www.b3ta.com/board/7670197

that's a post or two up.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

aw lolcats are nice.

they have fluff. And for someone who was arguing down there vv that flaming wasn't bad here, I'm now on shaky ground :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

There's a line between flaming and constructive criticism

But about 90% of people on the internet wouldn't be able to tell one from the other if their life depended on it.

If I don't like someone or something, I'll ignore them (providing my ignore list isn't still full) and if I think a post is okay, but needs work, it's better to either ignore it or help them out.

But you can't excuse if someone is in a bad mood and feeling over-zealous, there's always bound to be flaming on t'internets, there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:45, archived)

I WILL STOP IT WITH COLD STEEL

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:48, archived)

*shoryuken*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

YOUR SHORYUKEN CANNOT HARM ME, MY WINGS ARE LIKE A SHIELD OF STEEL

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Batfink was never in Street Fighter.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

I tended to play Mortal Combat more than SF

aaaaah the good ol' days

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

I know

I don't respond to everything, if I don't like it I just let it drop off the bottom of the board. I don't ignore, it's funnier not to.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

aw, it looks so happy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

Is having no eyes a cause or effect of happiness?

Even so, I'm glad I'm a miserable shit sometimes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:39, archived)

I'm an elite miserable shit

but that doggie looks happy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

PUPPEEZ

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

Nup, still miserable

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

WOOF!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Celebrity Spokesdog

When I saw that photo, I immediately thought that it looks like the dog mascot from some old fashioned logo, but I couldn't remember which. I image-searched, and he's nothing like Bingo from the Cracker Jack box (banal) or Tige from Buster Brown (horrific). Any ideas?

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sun 18 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

needs more postman

This isn't just pet food... this is M&S Snowdon Valley Pat Food.

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bnt what, me worry?, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:17, archived)

Oh god I feel so guilty for laughing at this

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

Convenience Caused

Photo just taken this morning.

(jezmck .com, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:27, archived)

pfft

well at least they're sorry

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:32, archived)

well I suppose it's convenient for peados...

even sponsored by lifestyles

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:32, archived)

I went ahead and posted this

www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post161475

I think it might be a good step in the direction of a happy board.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:42, archived)

Who decides who is in the 'friendly clique'?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:45, archived)

I'm guessing that the mods are the experts.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

So as well as keeping inappropriate stuff off the board,

they also have to assess hundreds if not thousands of people for friendliness?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

CUNT CUNT CUNT

FUCKING SHITBOOTS

There. One less person they have to assess.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

twatnoodles

make that two

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

that's a good'un

I must remember that one....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

They don't do an ideal job with the appropriate stuff already tbh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

^this with ***** on

edit: post linked as this is not safe for work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

Errr....

knobs aren't safe for work, can you link it pease?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 18 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

damn ok

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

i find this comment inappropriate

and demand its instant removal.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:23, archived)

hahahahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahaha I get it

This is a pisstake, right? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:53, archived)

but maybe it's easier to work out who is nice rather than who is an arse

So the mods might be good at that.

Either way there's one thing that I can say they're very good at: Not trying to censor anyone.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:02, archived)

But surely your idea is all about some sort of censorship?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

It's more about breaking people in gently.

I don't know about you, but if I tried to join b3ta these days I wouldn't bother.

People get really nasty.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

Feh

my first post was shot down in flames four years ago, but it didn't stop me

it's the only way they will learn

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

I don't think that's true.

If you're friendly and point out their mistake, they normally take it on board.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Oh, I've been shot down plenty of times.

that's not so much what I'm talking about, it's more just when someone posts one or two pictures and then has a bunch of imaginary rules and people posting 250kb FAIL.gifs when someone posts a slightly too big picture.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TRY AND BE NICER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:16, archived)

I'm generally nice

I don't get upset over a few k on a pic

but if someone comes on and posts something abysmally wrong, like a "why doesn't someone photoshop this it would be really funny" new thread, then I think they need to be shot down

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:28, archived)

You're not wrong there.

But I don't think this is a practical solution.
Maybe people should be naughty stepped for excessive or unnecessary flaming.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:13, archived)

who flames unnecessarily?

I haven't seen much flaming just for the hell of it round here. b3ta is pretty good in that respect.

As for excessive...then you would be naughty-stepping an awful lot of regulars who are displeased at having their (or others) work pushed off the board by a noobie starting a talk thread or stealing an image.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:20, archived)

WHAT??? A 60K IMAGE ON MY WATCH?

*fail image*
I'd call that unnecessary, and much less productive than just being fluffy and pointing out their image is slightly bigger than it should be.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:22, archived)

this^^^

i try to to be nice and post the helpful lemony link with a for future reference type comment.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:25, archived)

The only problem with lemony

last time I looked is the GIMP pages were broken.

It may be worthwhile writing an optimisation guide for GIMP. I would but unfortunately while I'm fine with JPGs I suck with GIFS :(

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

i had'nt noticed its flaws

it's more about making the point that there are image size guidelines, who really ever read all of the faqs before posting? in my own case i didn't even have a clue what optimisation was
and went over size by a wee bit with a couple of posts. it was the lovely ms tutt who very nicely pointed out the error of my ways and i made an effort to sort it out thereafter. not ms tutt you understand but my size issues.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

oh yeah

i'm not trying to knock it much -- even though the photoshop bits are the ones that i've been able to read it's still helpful. there's a few things which are program-specific which don't work in the gimp (at least not for someone who doesn't know it well, which still includes me) which was my only real knock.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:35, archived)

Most of the time that I've seen large images it has been:

GSTQ posting his lemony link.
Someone saying 50kb only etc but not in too bad a way. (what I do, I've even offered to optimise a couple of times...)
There are a couple of twats that post fail, but not many
Then again, my bed time is about lunchtime in the UK and maybe I don't see it all.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:32, archived)

It's generally worse in the UK dayshift.

Perhaps because of people at work taking out their misery on newbies.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

being nice is much easier than being a an over zealous nazi

not as funny admittedly.

i tend to put the boot in only after trying to be nice a couple of times or if someone really is taking the piss.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

which is perfectly fair enough

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

You're joking, right?

When I joined B3ta it was about four months after first looking at it and I still made sure I waited a week before posting anything so that there wasn't a nice L plate. Because while in the FAQ it says something like "You get a learner plate so that people will make allowances" what it actually means is "Come on everyone! Be a cunt to me because I've committed the crime of not knowing that the 50k guideline is actually a capital law!"

Not everyone has as much time to burn as I had at the time, so most people don't do this "sit around for months" lark, and then they get about twenty replies to their first attempt basically calling them a retard (which is also, I believe, banned in the FAQ. Not that those who constantly shout "FAQ!" appear to consider all of it of equal weight.)

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:26, archived)

Perhaps we should start quoting this at flamers.

There is somebody really annoying on the board, is it OK to be rude to them?
Absolutely not. If you are really annoyed by another boarder, you can click the 'Ignore' button under their posts and everything they post will be hidden from you (you can always un-ignore them later if you like). Please don't be horrible to other people just because they are new, or you didn't like their picture, or posted something that bothers you. If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything.

If there is somebody on the board who doesn't know what to do, you can always point them in the direction of this FAQ in a friendly way (or use the secret code).

There are moderators about to deal with people who abuse the messageboard, replying to somebody calling them a cunt isn't very constructive and will just encourage people to keep trolling.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

I like this

enough I even clicked.

I think I'll start doing this. I'll quote section and paragraph, too.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:34, archived)

Maybe I'm asleep when the really bad flamers come out

but I've only ever seen a good bumming given to those that post talk, spam, stolen or nsfw images and I think that's deserved, they should have read the FAQ and know not to do it. As for the 50kb limits there are some (no names on uncoded lines) that whip out a flail every time someone posts a 60kb image and maybe that should be stopped.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:37, archived)

yeah i think the worst is during the day

the gayshift is a bit more accepting, perhaps because anyone wanting to post fail pictures would run out of inspiration ten minutes after doctor dyslexia started posting oversized images on the board, or perhaps because there's not so many stressed office-workers on.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

ARF!!

Or Sir Pigeon Nipples posting talk threads...
Or Postbear putting a pretty bad taste (but usually obscenely funny) comment or image up...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:47, archived)

I've had SPN on ignore (with Mongy) since the scat porn episode.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

what did SPN do in the scat thingo?

I know mongy was posting chocolate cake porno but I guessed it was a hijack.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

It was hijacked by SPN, who hijacked Mongy's account

They both thought it would be funny to post scat porn on the site using each other's accounts

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

EH???? any admissions from either side?

...it is kinda funny in some senses...
How come they weren't banned?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

the gayshift has a certain relaxed charm

even if i must confess to generally having doctor dyslexia on ignore. it makes the board a slightly more aesthetically pleasing experience if you're going to be around on the gayshift.

on the other hand, it can perhaps afford to be more relaxed because there's fewer people around. if ther'es a hundred people trying to post then it's a lot more irritating when someone posts total crap and keeps the board moving so fast.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

Aye, agreed

The board is also much nicer without Dexion's 2 frame animations raping my eyes.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

i've not ignored them yet

i think goldenfanjita's the only other person i've got on ignore because he's just acting like a twat to make some point he's never made clear.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

what has the Doctor ever done to you....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

not much

posted scribbly paint-drawings that offend my eyes and generally entertained herself. good luck to her and she'll generally stay on ignore for the sake of my poor abused eyeballs

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

And what of Sir Sand Gobblin?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

well

i seem to recall ignoring him in the past but he's certainly not on the list at the minute and i can't remember why i'd have ignored him in the first place. i've made an effort to take the whole thing less seriously in the last few months because i was becoming the kind of weird over-earnest freak that i normally laugh about...

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:06, archived)

there's nothing like a good flaming

fortunately most people tend to get over them and come back for more.it still amuses me how intimidated i was at posting stuff on here and how bothered i got ( fairly short lived) when i either got flamed or ignored, i was a 40 year old bloke, done a degree in art with brutal crit's almost weekly, never mind all the shit i'd get at work. maybe it was down to my total lack of knowledge about message boards and my ineptitude with photoshop. before i started on here i'd never been anywhere near either.
now you can all just fuck off if you don't like what i do.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

NO, YOU FUCK OFF

AND LOOK AT MY MOST IGNORED-EVER IMAGE WHILE YOU DO SO

I think it got a sum total of no responses on post and repost. Now that hurts more than a flaming. Bah.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

It's not that bad

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

cheers

i even did a click for big on it.

i cant' remember the point now even though it was only a couple of weeks ago. i think someone mentioned cradle of filth and the i love horses link had been posted a couple of times.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

just out of sheer spite

*clicks

we've all had some of those, mine are generally ones i've spent at least a couple of hours doing.
i love the vagueries? of the board. it's as much to do with timing as talent and of course being in with the cool kids.
i also prey that one of the 'star' posters or a complete numpty don't post directly after me, it's the kiss of death for any image.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

vagaries, i think? or vagiaries.

that one took maybe half an hour or so to get looking half decent, mainly because i was a bit out of practice and it was hard finding decent blood without trying to draw it myself. as you say, it's part of the board, and when you post. and whether everyone loves you.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

aviaries?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:03, archived)

Ovaries?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:04, archived)

jambories?

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:07, archived)

Everywhere in the net and in real life, there are certain expectations to be met when joining something new

It's up to the person to check it out, look at how things work and join in - every now and again they might fuck up royally and might get flamed by some of the less patient members, but it's all part of life's rich tapestry and learning. Even places like "Hilda's Knitting Forum" is going to be populated by people who treat newbies who fuck up with some kind of contempt.

I personally think b3ta /board is one of the more fluffier areas of the internet.

Cliques, cliques, cliques.. They existed before the wheel was invented and are nothing new.

That said, if I was new and posted for the first time on the gayshift, I don't think I would ever come back.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:17, archived)

The cliques at Hilda's Knitting Forum

are complete cunts

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:31, archived)

Tell me about it

They told me to fuck off to b3ta

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

mods are lazy and have multiple standards.

They wouldn't bother working out who is nice and second, being nice depends on the post.

I don't flame simply because they have an L plate. I don't cry fail when a noob posts a 100kb still. I blast if someone starts a talk thread when they should know better. I pay out when someone posts a stolen image. I complain when someone posts NSFW and isn't censored.

Normally if a noob posts and it is a reasonable image, ie I like it, I will say hello, welcome and tell them they get a surprise when they click their L-plate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:10, archived)

haha

"mods are lazy and have multiple standards."

I disagreed with your post up there ^ but this one's rather true... Something's blasted as NSFW because it contains the words "tits" and a quick sketch of something that looks vaguely balloon-like, but the picture of John and Yoko with cocks (which was ace and I clicked and enjoyed muchly) went by without comment.

Just depends who's around, when, and whether they're actually of a fair mind.

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:29, archived)

What happened to HappyToast's pissing Marylin Monroe?

I went to bed and forgot to check up on it. I know it didn't make the FP. Did he get naughty stepped for posting fantasy pissporn? I doubt it...And yeh the Ono and John ones got through. As did a few Nevermind covers... And the unbuggerable hedgehog got told off for posting a couple of concentric cicles bouncing up and down.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:08, archived)

actually the hedgehog who will never visit sodom

is what was more or less in my mind about the balloon-like drawings. that was ridiculous -- in what way is that nsfw?

i tend to agree wtih the people who point out that the whole of b3ta's not safe for work. if i wasnt' in a secluded office i wouldn't look at any of it at work because my boss might be justifiably irritated that i'm wasting his bandwidth and time here...

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:14, archived)

I know eh?

The one on the left is SFW, the one on the right is bannable.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1211106356/cockntits.jpg

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:26, archived)

those nipples

are vaguely heart-shaped.

/suddenly having a fantastic idea for a future direction in plastic surgery blog

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boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:30, archived)

I'd just like to bury my head in a pair from time to time

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:33, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:14, archived)

Normski You Scumbag!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:39, archived)

Ahaha!

One must indeed rule all the ears!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:51, archived)

^ this

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sock more tea vicar?, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

nice idea

but it won't work

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:46, archived)

being nice and polite to people on the internet?

that goes against tradition.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:48, archived)

relevance -

am I missing it?

(jezmck .com, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:49, archived)

it's an unmarked threadjack encouraging politeness and nettiquette

from someone who typically posts in capitals

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:51, archived)

YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I AM NOT FRIENDLY.

WE ARE HAPPY FRIENDS THAT TALK ABOUT ALL SO NICE THINGS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

YES I LOVE TALKING IN CAPITALS IT LOOKS SO AMMUSING

AND I JUST WANT TO BE PEOPLE'S FRIEND ALSO!!!!!!!!!!1!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

Haha :D

Adblock and the 'ignore' button can already be used by anybody to customise board happiness levels.
But they are so rarely employed, because so many of us enjoy our five minutes of snorting fury over anybody who dares to approach our sacred board with anything less than a 100% understanding of our complex system of rules and regulations.

*Wheels out extensive library of 'fail' images created purely to ridicule newcomers*

/rant

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

Convenient if you're a lazy cunt like me :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:52, archived)

Stupidity is epidemic

in sports centres - I have seen signs the like of "this machine will not except 20p pieces" which had me virtually apoplectic.

Why, pray tell, is the pool closed for sprinters?

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:01, archived)

"This machine will not, except 20p pieces"?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

Exactly

What can they have meant?

(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:09, archived)

Pfffft :D

Quick TJ: Does anybody with nothing to do today fancy helping me out with a colouring-in job?

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:06, archived)

ooh mebbe, sure

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

I HAZ NOT COLOURED IN SINZE I WAZ 6

*gets a crayon and scribbles all over artwork*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:12, archived)

slow board, have something silly

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

yay

for loud people!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:54, archived)

yay a reply

*hugs*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 9:55, archived)

WABBBITS!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:00, archived)

YAY ANOTHER REPLY THE JUGGERNAUT STARTS UP

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:05, archived)

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:08, archived)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUMPHHHUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:11, archived)

'Ning All

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:58, archived)

Is the joke that you're shooting a bunch of poor people?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:00, archived)

Lag is a bitch from here.

*continues to camp on the quad-damage respawn spot*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:18, archived)

Hahahahaha haha hahahahaha ha ha ha....

This post contains lies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:28, archived)

Stand on the freakin point!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:30, archived)

pfffft

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

Cry havok

and let loose the prairie-dogs of war!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:44, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:46, archived)

it looks like a gopher

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:48, archived)

Aren't they the same things?

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

dunno

I just remember gophers from caddy shack

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:52, archived)

Seems there is just the one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_gopher

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

top shop sir

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

OH, YES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THESE, SO HERE!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

no nekkidness?

tits or gtfo

18000 or not... :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:58, archived)

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A NAKED THING IS WORTH SUCH A GRAND EVENT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

EASILY I TYPED IT IN B3TA SUGGESTS FOR MILESTONE POSTS ON POSTS NUDITY!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 8:00, archived)

THERE WAS A TIME WHEN THIS WAS NOT TRUE.

IT WAS A HAPPIER TIME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:06, archived)

HAPPIER TIME MY ARSE

I HAVE NOT SEEN HAPPYTIEMS

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 8:24, archived)

I did a colourized oldepron for 10k.

I look at BRN as an excuse to be silly, not a fashion statement. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:07, archived)

HEY WOW YOU DID A THING

OH YES, GOOD TIMES AND REIKI!!!!!

SO GLAD TO BE YOUR FRIEND WITH THIS. JUST REALLY REALLY NICE THINGS. SO HAPPY WE CAN BOTH.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

I CAN HEAR YOUR TEETH GRINDING IN THAT.

YES, ANY FRIEND OF THE MULES IS A FRIEND OF MINE.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:03, archived)

OUR MULES ARE TOO POWERFUL.

WE MAY CAUSE DAMAGE IF WE DO NOT WORK ON OUR PRECISION.

MY GREATEST FEAR IS THAT ONE DAY I MIGHT KILL SOMEONE BECAUSE OF MY MIGHTY MIGHTY PINKIES.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:05, archived)

one post per every dead mianyangian.

or so.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:00, archived)

I like the way there are people that pretend to take the moral high ground

by saying that we shouldn't be sad about the deaths because china isn't sad about tibetan deaths.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:04, archived)

who cares about a bunch of dirty, yak-fucking tibetans?

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:07, archived)

I do find it interesting when people disregard poor citizens because of government policies

And I kind of hope that if Australia really overstepped any lines that people would still judge me for who I am rather than where I'm from.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:10, archived)

i feel your pain. i'm from uranus.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:12, archived)

You must have had a very rough upbringing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:23, archived)

it was okay. i was feral, raised by wild trees.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:26, archived)

Hardly a rate in keeping with your plans.

Replacement rate is still beating you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:05, archived)

my plague efforts are being redoubled as we type.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:09, archived)

good grief

that's a lot of posts

what percentage were in capital letters though?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:05, archived)

NOT NEARLY ENOUGH, GILGAMESH.

NOT NEARLY ENOUGH.

100% IS NOT ENOUGH. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:08, archived)

b3ta needs this built in

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:10, archived)

I think I might have missed the point a bit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:25, archived)

MANY FUCKING OF THE FUCKING BEST OF THEM.

New images run in around 1% of my posts.
I don't have a clue if that's a good or bad ratio.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:10, archived)

I've posted less than thirty pictures on b3ta.

I can say this without doing a search.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:11, archived)

/TALK IS THAT WAY -->

I've always wanted to say that here

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:12, archived)

I AM A BROKEN ANGEL

/TALK IS A DEMON WHO WAITS TO DESTROY ME

SOMETIMES I THINK I AM STRONG ENOUGH. I VERY QUICKLY LEARN THAT STRENGTH MEANS NOTHING WHEN I AM BEING PELTED WITH SHIT, BILE AND PISS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:16, archived)

they mellow out and accept you a bit after your 30,000th post there

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:18, archived)

FUUUUUCK.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

But they are so cruel that it hurts me to post there.

Every time I think they might like me they turn on me like hyenas.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:21, archived)

And then there was that time where they naughty stepped me for a week just because I suggested that it would be good netiquette if they all fucked off and died.

I ONLY POSTED ONE THREAD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:22, archived)

AND YOU ONLY SAID THAT BECAUSE /TALK PEOPLE WERE POSTING SILLY SHIT HERE

SEE, I AM AGREEING WITH YOU IN CAPITALS

I FEEL LIKE I BELONG HERE NOW

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:25, archived)

I HAD AN IDEA FOR SOME SORT OF BACKWARDS CLIQUE THAT I THOUGHT MIGHT BE AN IDEA FOR A NEW THING

LIKE NEWBIES ARE ALLOWED TO POST AS SOON AS THEY SIGN UP

BUT PEOPLE WHO ARE INSTANT CUNTS AREN'T ALLOWED TO SEE THEIR MESSAGES

SO ONLY NICE SUPPORTIVE PEOPLE REPLY TO THEIR POSTS FOR THE FIRST COUPLE OF WEEKS OR SOMETHING

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:29, archived)

HOLY CRAP, THERE'S A HEATER BEHIND MY DESK

I've lived here four years and never noticed it

I should switch that on really

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:32, archived)

I think I'm gunna get naughty stepped for whinging about the pisspoor efforts of the moderators here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 8:29, archived)

I read about battery hens somewhere

if a battery hen has a speck of blood on it then the other hens will peck at it

all the hens join in and sometimes the bird will get pecked to death

that's pretty much how /talk works

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:24, archived)

I just want to kick the shit out of the cages.

Is that really such a bad thing? I'm all like pro aminal rights and shit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:27, archived)

as long as I still have the right to eat them, I have no issues with that

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:29, archived)

but those thirty were so powerful and stunning that many of us are still blind from awe.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:14, archived)

IF WE COUNT PICS MADE BY OTHERS AS DIRECT SPIN-OFFS OF THOSE AND/OR YOUR IDEAS...?

THAT RATIO IS OF NO IMPORTANCE, IN YOUR CASE. YOU ARE UNIQUELY TALENTED IN THAT WAY. QED.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:16, archived)

wowie.

way to way to go.

you are so very good.

(

d d, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:19, archived)

Thanks, Doc.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:24, archived)

i mean it really i mean it though.

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d d, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:30, archived)

WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT ANYMORE

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOOD BUDDIES BUT NOW I THINK YOU JUST DON'T CARE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:34, archived)

i do care im just not on the internet as much.

give me some time, okay?

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d d, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:48, archived)

i don't know how much time I have to give.

I might quit the internet forever and you'll come back and I'll be nowhere to be found. And you'll hate yourselft for leaving me there, all alone, until I died.

Oh doctor dyslexia, I just don't know. maybe we are both already dead. Maybe this internet is a ghost thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:50, archived)

I really hope we both aren't already dead but this internet is crazy irrational.

Maybe that's what is happening here. This "internet" is our death sequence in Act III of the human movie. DO YOU KNOW IF THERE IS AN ACT IV?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:53, archived)

Noted.

I'm glad you enjoy the effort. My regard for yours
is endless and has a button labeled 'knives'.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:01, archived)

awwww, look at his ickle wickle furry feet and his beady eyes and his lully ickle assault rifle

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:54, archived)

His friend has a lully ickle

big fuck off tank!

apologies for quick-and-dirty-ness

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:04, archived)

STOP APOLOGISING

IT DOES NOT BECOME YOU.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:42, archived)

they were the subject of a gahan wilson fable.

it was called the thing from outer space and the prairie dogs. the moral of this fable: "watch out which fly you swat."

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:04, archived)

five episodes in and I'm stealing jokes already

Click for bigger (98KB)

Episode 4
Episode 3
Episodes 1 & 2 double length pilot

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:12, archived)

Only got four done before I saw I'd have to do that with these.

Milk it while it lasts. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:16, archived)

haha, that's so cute I coughed up a little bit of bile

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:17, archived)

Too cute to live was the idea, hummus ran out too quick. Oh well. [/;-D

[1] [2] [3] For lazy folks.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:21, archived)

the internet demands you make more of these

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:25, archived)

I will someday. I still have a few draft ones too, waiting for the right lines.

Thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:49, archived)

sod the internet

i demand you make more of those

(

boris the spider, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:33, archived)

opps looked at an ancient thread from last night...

no wonder it looked weird :S
woo to the next squirrelly adventure!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:20, archived)

from a bit of typing in numbers, I see no deleted thread

are you sure you didn't just dream it?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:23, archived)

no my internet is slow and I clicked on on your link to the last episode

and by the time it loaded I thought that was the present episode, I replied...and then after the reply was posted I was returned to /board where I couldn't see the thread. So instead of thinking I ranted...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:27, archived)

your life is terribly complicated

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:32, archived)

it is, it is.

I wish it weren't

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:47, archived)

slighty nsfw

k sorry

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:34, archived)

oh dear that is bannable

apparently....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:48, archived)

Does look like real human tits, nips and all, yes.

Might be prudent to link.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

Indeed but no need whatsoever to link a cock

or dildo or anything phallic...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:53, archived)

pwhoaaaaaaaaar

that's hot...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:59, archived)

pat pat pat

peggy peggy peggy

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:01, archived)

hahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:38, archived)

Hehehe!

Eddie Izzard-isms and squirrel tits in the same post? Have a big fucking woo!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:45, archived)

I am so glad to see that the squirrels with tits got a view.

YIFF YIFF GRRR

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:50, archived)

she's got SIX of them

imagine that

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:15, archived)

hurray for squirrels and awful fonts.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:30, archived)

Fantastic!

This post contains both squirrels and tits!

* Have a house point old boy.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 May 2008, 9:32, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:18, archived)

argh it is XENU XENU!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 6:25, archived)

*wink*

The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi's dead

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:27, archived)

I'll have 'is chips then

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:29, archived)

mkay

www.funnyordie.com/videos/c5839db13b

/stolen from links

tom cruise IS a cock block

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:42, archived)

Goth

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kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:57, archived)

Shopped images only, please.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:08, archived)

not real.

his insides are too small for any known lizards.

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 18 May 2008, 8:06, archived)

Meanwhile in Patagonia, sea lions are having fun

Edit: aaaaand, g'night.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 18 May 2008, 3:43, archived)

That's just dopey enough to make me laugh

*clicks*

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 18 May 2008, 3:44, archived)

*snerk*

(

MelbaToast, Sun 18 May 2008, 3:47, archived)

how could I not click?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 4:12, archived)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ApDPpwXwb47cVJYrGaAykixJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080517161531AAvoyyD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 4:40, archived)

deary me

ed:
answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsZKKtWNrjFqDZkPyp12VfzYxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20080517205902AAb3TZ2

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 4:56, archived)

reminds me of something I posted a few weeks back...

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080208152032AAxt8Jc

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 May 2008, 5:16, archived)

I do wonder if these people aren't just the same troll

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 5:36, archived)

I made a song.....

www.b3ta.com/talk/4929757

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 May 2008, 5:13, archived)

THAT IS GUNNA BE A HIT MAAAAAAAAAN

Record it, bit of an upbeat poppy/boy band backing track, tacky dancing routine and that will be huuuuuuuuuge!!

Post it on youtube and you will be famous man faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamous!!!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 5:40, archived)

I can picture the girlies gyrating and spreading their flaps in the film clip now.

I have another verse for it too:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 18 May 2008, 5:58, archived)

I wish I could, maybe I wouldn't be so miserable

Thanks for the latest bunch of emails. I love spongebob, not so sure about the Irish vasectomy....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 6:10, archived)

You know, if you record yourself singing/rapping that over a metronome

I might just be able to make you a THUPATHTARR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:38, archived)

Nippy!

Long time no board! How's things mate?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:39, archived)

heh, what a bunch of mo-rons

answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20060704195516AAnrdOD

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 18 May 2008, 7:03, archived)

Balls!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 5:45, archived)

Wheee

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:18, archived)

THis should be on our lotto commercials

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:40, archived)

I always think is funny that the big red ball makes your dreams come true....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 6:42, archived)

Too right - lock it in Eddie

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:55, archived)

AHAHAHHA

Has Eddie everywhere been posted on b3ta yet?
If not we must correct this gross injustice!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 7:24, archived)

Hum along, you know the tune..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwN_CXi41s4

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

ner ner

ner ner ner ner duddle duddle duddle der der dee durdle doo doo der daa etc..........

edit: sounded better in my head obviously

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:22, archived)

just me and you then mickenco

or just me, who knows?

rarr

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:31, archived)

oh winthorpe, what are you like lol

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:37, archived)

i know right!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:38, archived)

Is this a private thread or can anyone join in?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 3:09, archived)

feel free

i'm back awake now

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 6:21, archived)

there's me now too

not that it matters overly much

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MelbaToast, Sun 18 May 2008, 3:03, archived)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2008, 3:17, archived)

CHIIIIIIIIIIIPS!!!!!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 3:29, archived)

well now i'm hungry

(

MelbaToast, Sun 18 May 2008, 3:31, archived)

We are both sort of foodstuffs...

*insert eating joke here*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 18 May 2008, 4:11, archived)

Peter Crouch getting his leg over...

Quick & Nasty

(AdrianJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:36, archived)

Is that..

St Pauls and the Liver building in the same image?

(

mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:39, archived)

Those thieving Scousers will nick anything...

...although I don't believe it is St Pauls.

(AdrianJ, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

cheek!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

bloody scousists

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:48, archived)

Seagulls only

evolved wings so that they could beat the scousers to the rubbish tip.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

i am so glad

i live half a mile outside the city limits

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

I know what you mean.

I'm very prod of being a Salford boy and I'll tell anyone who asks. I do of course make sure they know I'm not a scumbag chav and I now live near Alderley Edge ;) and the only time I venture back is to go to Old Trafford.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:55, archived)

solidarity at arm's length

the best way to have your cake and eat it :D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:58, archived)

It works in smaller places too

I live in the posh part of town, thank fuck, but I'll stand up for the town as a whole.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:02, archived)

yep.

i'm allowed to slag the place off, but outsiders can stfu!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

Exactly that/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:09, archived)

Posh part? I must have missed that when I lived in the shitty bit ;)

I must bid you ladies a fond farewell and goodnight. I have been summoned to the boudoir and that's not to be sniffed at.

sleep well my favourite girlies.
oh and you other fuckers. Nite ;) XX

( PS. Fae, when are you going to send me a proper hi res head shot so I can draw you? eh? eh? )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:08, archived)

Oooh have fun

night lovely xx

(I'll try and get one for you soon, one where I don't look like a tosser)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:10, archived)

cool.

I only want the eyes for my own picture but if you want a protrait in return you will have to get he camera out.

And I'm out....

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

Niiiiight

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:13, archived)

g'night!

i'm off myself now, as both eyes are fighting for the same socket ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:11, archived)

G'night :)

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:12, archived)

I was thinking you were a reposting flap there

but it turns out the board's so slow that the image that was there when I went to bed is still on the first page :D

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:23, archived)

Some one ordered a motherfucking neon cat?

I fucking hate cats.. next time order a dog..

(

Jorvic, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

yays

Space cats wants mooncheeseburger!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

Dog..ordered...

Arrived..

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

*Pats on head..

*Shouts siccum on passing Peta activists...

*Glories in carnage..

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Jorvic, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

Reminds me of Pedo Bear on acid.

(Marwood, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:38, archived)

Al Pacino would make an uber dandelion..

Thus ends this surreal moment..

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

*phalates*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:24, archived)

explain?

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

blows!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

/ picks up Al's little seeds, now scattered all over B3ta.

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

this reminds me of the moon on mighty boosh

except more woo, obviously.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

of course..

Flattered :p

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

*grooms*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

hah!..

Are YOU in for a shock..

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

pourquois?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:41, archived)

oh boy.

I bet there is going to be a horse involved.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

sshhh!

don't blow the fucking gaff entirely!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:47, archived)

Seems you might be wrong..

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

That was not a suprise horse.

as I was expecting that one.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

I might be older than your normal fodder in this god forsaken place...

But, you are a bit of a hottie if your profile is anything to go by! hehe

(

mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:44, archived)

my hair doesn't always look like tobacco

i was very tired and hungover in that pic :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:46, archived)

You look better?

Phwooar! ;)

(

mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:52, archived)

you haven't seen me

in my "slutty" outfits...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:54, archived)

I only have the one slutty outfit

and you have seen it. ( easter egg )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:56, archived)

i have a couple

although i got rid of the black pvc hatlernech top.
still got the 4-inch red crushed velvet wedgies, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:59, archived)

*subscribes for the exclusives*

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

I ate

the easter egg.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:01, archived)

so would i

chocolate is instawin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:07, archived)

There are less kids

and more of us oldies than you might at first think. The humour may be schoolboy but many of us have a hard time remembering breakfast let alone schooldays.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:51, archived)

i remember breakfast

it was fields

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:53, archived)

As far as the eye could see..

arf!

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:00, archived)

Cambodia's Got Talent?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)

Heh heh!

Night all. I'm gonna do this:

and watch Drop Dead Fred.

NIIIIIGHT.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

What channel is that on?!

I haven't seen that film in years!

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

It's on VHS, sorry :(

"I'm sorry I'm going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lay down"

"Mr. Poo - you die too"

DUH EH DUH.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

*cries*

I haven't seen that since I was a kid.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

I haven't seen it since I was a kid, either.

But really, I still am, so that's unsurprising.

COBWEBS!

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ClanSoul, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

g'night, snotface!

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

HEEPO

That's lovely.

Night!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:16, archived)

Awwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:49, archived)

I dig your muthafukkin style

He's like a slobbish moomin
have a click

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Hellzapoppin, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:38, archived)

*launches Blue Peter appeal*

*goes to hull*

EDIT: I have no idea why but whne I was a kid and Blue Peter did all those appeals for the famine in Cambodia. The whole time I thought it was in Africa!

EDIT EDIT: I think it's aproaching this time!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)

"X"..bzzz.."X"..bzzz.."X"..bzzz..

thank you very much Mr Pot..

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

I'm bored with that CDC occupying the top, so have this thing:

He/She/It's called Lorrimor and is designed by Spangolin (one of the /talk squad).

Biggers: .png (800kb) or .jpg (uglier but only 200kb)

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:52, archived)

Does it do tricks?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:53, archived)

Iono.

It's not my creature; I just drew it.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

looks like a

cockatrice ( which should be the official b3ta mascot )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

Glasscockatrice, surely?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

More importantly

Do I go to bed. Or go I pop across the road for a burger and then go to bed?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:58, archived)

damn, I could do with a burger

right now. And a beer for that matter.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

You go across the road for two burgers.

Eat one now, then put the other one on your pillow and go to bed. Then later when you wake up -- Oo! a burger surprise! Yay!

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

THIS IS A TOP TIP

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

i like your way of thinking

much better than stashing ham sarnies in your shoes and coat pockets when drunk.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

burger.

better to go to bed full than just go to bed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)

You're all quite right!

Cheese and bikkies it is!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

silly ghostie!

cheese and biccies is not burger!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

Yeah but I realised it was 1am

The proper burger place is closed and onlt Burgerking and MacDonalds are open. I'd rather not live with the shame and guilt of giving my money to such tyrical pluetocrats!
/goes off on one blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)

very well.

i understand and endorse your behaviour.
i refuse to eat maccy's food, they gave my dirty scumbag of an ex a job. how clean can their food be?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)

You're just pissed that he went on to be successful!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

oooh, i wish you could see him

not only would you not be hungry any more, you'd realise that, no matter if he had the best job in the world, he would always be a loser known by everyone as CTM.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, archived)

Hehehe

Well I've been eating teh illegal cheese! Unpasturised!:O
It was yummy and almost blew the back of my head off!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)

illegal cheese?

is that a euphemism?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

But I did just cut the illegal cheese:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:26, archived)

pffft

or was it more like "thhrrrrrrp"?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

Unpasturised cheese isn't illegal....

Which reminds me of an Italian cheese that they hang for 3 years, it literally makes your gums bleed. My brother who claims to be a chilli and spice master couldn't handle it.

Tasty fucking cheese though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)

i may have to invent wasabi cheese

unless someone's beaten me to it.
if they have, why did i not know this? where can i buy this cheese???

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)

It's a close comparison to be honest.

Really really aged cheese is completely different to spicy stuff though, it gets to taste buds behind the eyes you never knew you had.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)

surprise tastebuds!

can they taste horse?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

Not really, they are quantum tastebuds.

It's only the aged neutrino baked taste of Caggio Cavalio which brings high enough a probability for them to exist.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

magic tastebuds, then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:43, archived)

Or cheese made entirely from the top of old churches where the air is warmer!

Yes I can see it now. Smash Monkey's Air Dried Bell End Cheese!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

i'd have to scrape a lot of bell ends

as i have none myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:35, archived)

I love wasabi ..

I'd buy said cheese if you invent it.

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:33, archived)

wasabi and pickled ginger

on smoked salmon nigiri
*drools*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

Ohh yeah!

/ joins the drooling

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mikenco, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:40, archived)

i fucking love sushi

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:45, archived)

No way can you not find

a kebab shop to do a half-pound burger at 1am on a Sunday morning in Earl's Court. I can still get burgers when I leave a club at 6am. ( but smuggling it on the night bus when you can barely speak is a different matter ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

Great quality too.

Even bake the bread in front of you but I'd have to walk for about 3 minutes to get there!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)

Indeed

Crudely Drawn Cockatrice

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sun 18 May 2008, 4:44, archived)

Well you could have drawning doing some tricks!

Even just the bunchaflowers one!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

ta!

i shall put it on my mantelpiece.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:54, archived)

Hooray you drew something else!

(sorry)

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:55, archived)

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

"What's that boy? There's a pregnant women stuck down the bottom of the well?

What's that, you pushed her down there? Oh god, no, stop biting me please."

If you're pushed for things to draw I can offer you a few descriptions of bizaare beings if you are interested/bored.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:59, archived)

Go on then. (:

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)

*starts writing labourious gaz*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)

I'm off to bed now so I'll read it later.

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)

Puppy! Do like.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:56, archived)

RED HORROR!

YAY!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:57, archived)

I couldn't scribble you a cat

But I hear you like these.

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

*COUGHFAIL*

EDIT, FUCKIT IT'S TIME FOR THIS:

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

I....

love you

(Stevros, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:34, archived)

i'll fight ya for him

breese-block duel at dawn?

(quibble, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:44, archived)

I did check

The filename isn't 'self portrait'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

spunk butler?

how does that work? does he bring you spunk on a tray? or is it a butler made of spunk?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:51, archived)

REPLY BUTTON, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE IT?

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Bob Todd whee, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

are you allowed on the internet this late?

please don't push other people's work off the front page with schoolboy shite. Thanks.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaserelurk!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

I don't like them.

I love them.

Goodnight, you bunch of cunts.
Try not to miss me so much you ingest a bottle of prescription drugs.

Not the drugs, just the bottle.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:37, archived)

We don't need you for that:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

Kisses, you fag.

I'ma open a beer.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:40, archived)

More like open a butter.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

Nighty night.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

hahahaha comp it!

its a mutant mushroom!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, archived)

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