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# ROAR!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# can i have one of those?
the tesla coil, i've already got a small penis
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I would like to make one,
but I fear I would kill myself/others with it.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# if you try
make two, and i'll buy the shittest one off you
and that way yours won't cost you anything except your time, and maybe an arm
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# It may be a good summer project.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# I thought is was a kebab stand.


Are they called kebab stands? The thing kebabs are cooked on?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# spit?
kebab-rotisserie?
fuck knows
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# It will do for me although I have never had a need to name them.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# 'greasy pole'
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I like his tiny cock ring.
Woo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# He likes that you like it.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# What...like like?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# and shit and shit.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Tell him I want to meet him tomorrow for ice cream
...and maybe more.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Its a date.
A rape-date.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# That's the only kind of date I go on these days.
Saves time.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
BbbZZzzZzzzzololZZzzlolzzZZZZZzzzzZzzzzZlololLOllzZZzzzzzLolzZzolZzzZzzzzzZZzzlolol
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# D: :D
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# \o/
Hello!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# LAzers!!!
LAzers!!!
LAzers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# HIgh voltage arcs!!!
HIgh voltage arcs!!!
HIgh voltage arcs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Yays!!!
Yays!!!
YAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: I watched the film Doomsday and it just shows that scotland is full of loonies
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:07, archived)
# WARNING FOOTBALL CONTENT
But it's been a long time since I did one of these



www.ormondroyd.com for the archived stuff
Click for big
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# God that was an epic
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# and i congratulate him for it's epicness
i even understood a few of the words.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i've been to Fulham
other than that, it was all Greek to me
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# the lady who does publicity for fulham is seriously fucking gorgeous
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha
...a very well paid epic back in the day :0)
(I get asked from time to time on here if I still do them, and the answer's usually no, so thought I'd post it up here. Sorry if it's not to your taste)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# never mind the apology
'tis nicely done, but as you know, generally the board is rubbish at sports, i've the school P E reports to prove it.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I liked it
I know football
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:03, archived)
# haha, madness!
You got the shitness of Vicarage Rd spot on :)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# part 2?
there's a part 2?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I like football.
But WTF?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I wondered where these had gone
I used to read these in the Grauniad back in the day....
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Forgive my ignorance
but shouldn't Arsenal be concentrating on playing football, rather than singing?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 9:32, archived)
# B3ta is poop
I joined the mailing list for the new-sletter. Yahoo's new content detection system swung into action.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# dood! No wai!
:/
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# NO REALLY THIS HAPPENED

Click for full page

But seriously, this is unshopped.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Friends reunited returned 'CUNT' once.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Must be a sign.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Does Friends Reunited still exist
since facebook happened?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# one owned by itv the other by murdoch
or does murdoch own itv as well?

both equally as shit.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I think we can safely blame Mongychops for this.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS TOTALLY FUNNIER THAN THE REALLY QUITE CLEVER PHOTOSHOP OF BARRY MANILOW THAT NUTMEG HARPOON PROBABLY SPENT QUITE A BIT OF TIME ON THAT YOU'VE JUST PUSHED OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE BOARD!!!!!


Wait, no it isn't...

:(
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# you have a very valid point
three and a half hours is nowhere near enough time for an image to be on the page.

i do actually agree that this image is a waste of pixels
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Heh, I was waiting for somebody to come back with that.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i aim to please
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# But are you pleased to aim?
The world needs to know!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# no, that's something that annoys me
much rather just let it find its own path.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Rather like pee down a hillside.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Oh, one more thing:
It says pocp. Not poop. P. O. C. P.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# disappointment
The Yahoos didn't accept it. Turns out it was pocp. I demand a recount
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I demand a threadwaste.
Oh, that's nice, we've already got one!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Only on a sunday, eh.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# It's a good thing you're here,
someone else down the page started an inappropriate new thread and didn't even get shouted at for it.
What is the world coming to.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Really?
If I could be bothered to scroll for ten seconds, I might dole out another flaming.

As it is, I think I shall draw a cartoon about something shit that's happened to me.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oh wow, it's only two threads down.
Lads, get your heatproof gear on. It's time for some patronising mockery.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Shit happens.
Or so they say.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Still no luck?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# cod liver oil.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# About half past eight.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Idiot.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Now be kind, he's only little
his brain isn't fully formed yet, and one day he could be a great b3tan.

Although yes, this is rather fail.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# You're lovely, even when insulting someone.
^_^
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# And look at the great amount of discussion generated from that one post!
bloody hell...what was in that wine? Rocket fuel?

Fuck the question mark keeps wandering.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Give it 3 years
then you can spot the ones that are going to be tits
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I'd like to use this threadwaste to
promote the animation that I spent a bloody month on that no one is appreciating. APPRECIATE ME, DAMMIT. *pout*
www.b3ta.com/links/188608
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I think it's lovely.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I got this ages a go
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# back in my day
they had none of this security gubbins. You just chose a name, and you were a member.
I`ve been a b3tan too long, I guess...

*puffs on pipe, and gets out a Werthers Original*

mumble mumble no Flash either...it was GIF, JPEG or nothing....mumble mumble
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] John Kettley...John Kettley....
...John Kettley is a bit Alessi kettley to be precise.
But he does generate the clouds!

Done to avert a riot
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
John Kettley is a weather man
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# And so is Michael Fish
and so is Billy Giles.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# The DJ played
that at the pub quiz last week and I sadly knew all the words.
At school I was occasionally referred to as kettle as my maiden name was similar to the appliance maker Haden. They'll pick on anything.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I only vaguely remember that bit.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# The rest
is about Icke and bikes, Jonathan Ross and moss...etc
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# and so is Ian McGaskill...
...so is Wincy Willis
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# dan corbett
pack an umbrella.

i love him, he's completely barking mad.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# is it me
or is his head too small for his shoulders?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I'm going to start a riot because of this, just to spite you.
Woo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# That's silly
Have a M&S woo...I don't do anything less.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Sorry for posting a link but
i was wondering if someone would make my day complete by making this into a woo yay gif... i am still getting the hang of making stop animated ones for now...

ta's

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lilvd0aTeLI
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# post stuff like this as a reply to someone elses thread, not as a new one
otherwise you'll get arse raped by the angry pitchfork wielding mob.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# All I saw there was
'arse raped by pitchfork'. I winced.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# hmm
i should have asked what software you used really
its a challenge i am bloody willing to take a slap for haha
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# easy, first off
you download the clip, might need firefox unplug to get it. then you convert it to an avi or something, you'll be wanting super c for that, then you edit out the bit you want, you'll be needing an avi splitter for that, then suck the frames you want into something like image ready, further edit them down, then bat them over to photoshop to tinker and add some text, then it's back to image ready to turn into a gif, bob's your uncle, job done, easy. in my case i involve ulead gif animator a couple of times because i can't use image ready, too tricky for me.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Post stuff like this as a reply to someone else's thread, not as a new one
otherwise you'll get arse raped by the angry pitchfork wielding mob.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# angry mob rape thread your arse with a pitchfork
or else!!

also, who the hell are these people and more to the point, why???
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# She's talented though:
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# no vat of custard so i'm not interested
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Post stuff like this as a reply to someone else's thread, not as a new one
otherwise you'll get arse raped by an angry pitchfork wielding nob.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Cadburys take them
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Nice nuts.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Allergy sufferers are doomed
hehehe
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut
peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut peanut
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# agreed
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# golden wonder they're jungle fresh
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Erm...
pitchfork...angry...raped...mob....wielding....arse
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# hmmm....
Is this the same pitchfork weilding angry mob that is also after Jonathan King?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Take this as a learning experience :]
My suggestion is to find a youtube downloader, download the flv, convert it and import the video as frames into whatever you're using to animate, and cut it down to the bit you want.
Add the "woo" and "yay" wherever, optimise and save as a .gif
Try to keep it under 250k, 200 if possible.

If you need more info, try google.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# road dogg
and the dweebs!

i mean: pitcharse rapewield 2000!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# *sigh* *puts down pitchfork due to inability to be bothered with rape tonight* A couple of things.
a) this is not the place to post links. We are here to look at your images and laugh. We are not here to be told what to do by somebody new and probably smelly.
b) who the fuck do you think we are, your woo yay gif image making bitches? Spend a few hours learning how to do it through the magic of internet tutorials and do it yerself. Like we all have.
c) what the hell is up with that apostrophe and s at the end of 'ta'? Something belongs to ta? What is going on?!?!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Gosh you're lovely :)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# new level
of pathetic, eh?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Can I Officially declare you a......
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I was hired to work on the new Hulk movie, here's the bit I worked on, it's right near the end of the film but I don't think its a spoiler
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Damn that's good
again!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# that is miles better then the first one
and is probable better then the new one
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# nice style
Why are they making a new hulk movie? Was the old one not enough?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# It's so lifelike...
Woo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# thanks, I spent hours getting the HDRI matches right and the camera tracking is pretty tight
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# The lighting is particularly good.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# each frame took 14 hours to render, but I think the results are worth it
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# That fast? You must have some kind of supercomputer.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You should have used a faster drying plaster then.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# jolly green midget throws a hissy fit
splendid stuff.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Incredible
Sorry! I 'kin love that. Just as much as all the other cartoon stuff on ya site
Woo and, and yay.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Super!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Most wonderful.
woo-oo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:34, archived)
# HULK SMASH!
Wooooooooaaaargh
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Excelsior!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# It's all so clear now...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Science 1 - Everything Else 0
\o/
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# it's?
IT'S!?!?

In a related anecdote, I went to a theremin concert once.
It was rubbish.

I approve of science though.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Pedant!
Was it a soloist, or was there an entire orchestra of the monstrosities?

Edit: now fixed :-P
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Just a soloist
Sounded like she spent an hour tuning up and getting the thing working before I realised she was actually playing a tune.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# And SAT?
What about SAT?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Woo!
This is brilliant!
*clicks*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hurray! Another mystery solved.
Woo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# splendid
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Fantistico!
:D
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# SITTING!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It's better than playing

at doctors...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Blublies!
paper bag job I reckon.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# one for
each?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Double bagger.
One on your head too in case hers falls off.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Good plan!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# PAT BUTCHER!
*rubs eyes*
AIIIIEEEEE!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# TJ: What is the site address for the free Wiki sites
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# and where have they been
imprisoned?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I know not what to make of this.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Perhaps an aeroplane
or a nice bow tie?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# still would
I'd be laughing all the way through
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# excellent use of the word
'through'.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I say!
It's Barry's Humphries
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
Looking at this I am so incredibly turned on right now. If I wasn't on the bus I would whack one off. oh well - nobody except that police man is watching me...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Would*






*If I was so inclined.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I assume by 'so inclined',
you mean desperate and blind.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Of course!
Arf!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Merry Sunday evening.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I like this very very much.
It reminds me of Sin City, and that is a very good thing.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ::::DDDDD
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I like this a lot,
but if I was going to be picky . . .

I'd like the hair and outline of the face to be a bit less dodly and a bit more scribbly.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# "No moses! You can't crush me, I am a sexy lady."
"She is right, she is a sexy lady."
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That's great!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ARGH PAT SHARP!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Fun House
it's a whole lotta fun with prizes to be won,
use your body and your brain if you wanna play the game!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I started singing that at the mosque the other day.
The guy at the front started to berate me but when I pointed out that he was getting it up the sphagnum from David Bowie he soon shut the fuck up.

Then I realised none of that actually happened.
Who are you calling a cunt?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hahahahahah
What?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# i like this alot.
'ning everyone, havnt been on here in a while due to lack of computer.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# cool
woo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# this is 100% sexy and good
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
# woo soup herb
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Anyone bought a freesat box yet?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# what is a freesat box
can you get them in scotland
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# it'#s like sky's freesat service
but it's run by bbc and itv
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# so you need to buy and fit an outside satellite
and buy a new freeview box ? i think i get what its about now
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# will you please fix your profile
i wanted to offer you ten, yes ten whole stirling pounds to knock up an image for a chums birthday i forgot last week. but you are impossible to get hold of. i know i'm a cheapskate but it's money for old rope for someone of your talent. the offer is still there for an even belateder image,
gaz me if you want ten, and yes i do truly mean ten whole stirling pounds.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Shame ITV is appalling then, eh ;)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# when will itv learn
they got there arse raped with itv digital now they venture into freesat with bbc. i see licence fees rocketing to stupid levels
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I have boycotted ITV for 10 years.
And by "boycotted" I mean I have punched the living fuck out of ITV's wife.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Hangover shops
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# My cat says
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Thanks cat.
That.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Hahaha
Thanks ants
Thants.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:16, archived)
# omg its russell crowe
(the bottom one anyway)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:14, archived)
# More like Huw Lawrie
The Welsh comedian.
Now over to Stephen with the weather...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# oh great
more fucking rain!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# THIS IS A DISGRACE!

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:23, archived)
# HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# silly google
cake is not document!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Here's
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# "I'm speaking to Hugh Laurie, who has often been compared."
"Hello Hugh."
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:32, archived)
# The bottom on is Michael Keaton/Bruce Willis/Keifer Sutherland
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# When I made it I thought that it looked like someone else.
All of the above fit including Hugh Laurie, I also see Kurt Douglas and Charlton Heston.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# haha
Craig Daniel

"When the crowd say "Bond", Selecta!"
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
*spent*

And not in a good way either!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# My Call Feesh
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Oh yes, I understand
and I like it, it's just not too obvious to be good.

Sorry - did I misunderstand?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Is that you?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# REVIEWS FOR LRON MAN:
*/*****
DISAPPOINTED BY LACK OF SCIENTOLOGY

...WHAT?
WHAT THE FUCK'S AN "IRON MAN"?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:04, archived)
# That scene, precisely, happens in The Iron Giant
which is interesting.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Michael Heroin
Not heroin, what IS that other thing that I stick in my arm...
FISH!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# HERION
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Solid Gold !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# now do john kettle-y
OR WE RIOT
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# What's that?
There's a hurricane in the Thames?!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Gettin' with it . . .
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Ha.
I like this plenty.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Dance!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Ya lama's are loose.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# That's mine though,
surely?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Jump down, turn around pick a bale a cotton,
turn around pick a bale a cottonJump down turn around pick-a-bale-a-hay!

Ooooooooooh Lordy pick a bale a cotton
Ooooooooooh Lordy pick a bale a hay!

@:D
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Pick a feesh !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Once I start, I can-not stop myself..
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Don't mess with my Tutu!
Don't mess with my Tutu!
I know you have another woman.
So don't mess with my Tutu
By which I mean cunt.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Tutu is God.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# No Tu Tu too !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Papa's got brand new buttocks.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# I know him.
As you're new to Facebook you may like to show him this.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# ::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Added
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Gaaaa Gaaaaaa !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Bruddy lacist!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Oooh I gotta dance!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# This is lovely...

...but I need a higher tempo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Twist it !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Boogie!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Hot Stuff !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:43, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
#

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
# This LSD hand wash is turnip, milord.
milord.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Fuck it, have an old Arnie Jape

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# These are the best of all the Japes.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:51, archived)
# MAKE IT SEW!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:54, archived)
# fUNk!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:27, archived)
# The Grecians are now a League team!

Screw everything else!

In other news, yesterday I took the two older girls out in an inflatable canoe and today I took all three out in my tender for a row.

I'm still a bit sketchy and I have broken down a couple of times, but I think that things are getting better in Manley's head.

If you don't care then go away and think about it until you do.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Nothing like a nice double row !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# You took them out for a row?
Couldn't you have fought at home?
/misunderstanding blog
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
#


CFB
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I remember reading a description
of what an Soviet SS-18 missile would do to London if detonated over Battersea power station.

Woo to your scary power-dog thing.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Care to elaborate?
Edit: I know RPS is shit but check out my new mug.

That's right, 3 tea bags. It's approx. 30 fl. Oz.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# BOOOM
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Millions of improvements . . .
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Pretty much that.
And things like the paint burning off of cars at ten miles, metal work on buses catching fire within a few miles before being hit by the blast wave, etc.
I'll have to try and dig it out again.
Although I prefer 'The Third World War' where they hit Birmingham instead..
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
"'Ere Dave, is that boomb in the sky?"
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# have you seen Threads? where they hit Sheffield
fucking scary stuff that
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Scariest film ever.
I didn't sleep well for a few weeks after that.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Shake shake the room?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Shakalaka
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# i like how
you have your tea bags in with the milk - FUCK CONFORMITY!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# dog? DOG?
's a pig. Supposed to be anyway. Pink Floyd reference etc.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Errr....
Look!

Something over there!

*runs and hides from my own musical ignorance*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Oink oink . . . !
Nice tail too !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Cool!
Have a token pig for your troubles. Top right I mean, not Pink.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Pink is in . . .
not sure about her . . . good job !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Well in that case...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# DOES THAT SAY BLEDTEC?!
THEY MAKE OUT BLENDERS AT WORK!!!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Yeeeesssss.....
You have seen 'Will it blend?'...?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# No but I think I want to.
Is that you?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I wear a white lab coat
but tjhat's not me.
Seriously - you've got a Blendtec and you've never seen 'Will it Blend?'?

www.willitblend.com/
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Argh.
I groaned and then I clicked.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
piggly tale on the back?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# A hero has appeared to fight the mighty colossus.
(I am very bored)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Hahaha
That's just four bowls of bizaare.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Deserves it's own thread
Genius.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Lovely
Roger Waters loves you
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:29, archived)
# oooh, tell 'im to call me!
:)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Both Woodys
Both love children.

Bravo!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Yes . . . yes he wood !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Friends with Willy Missit?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# With money and contrivances . . .
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] She is what she prods...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# You eat what you are !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# My Aussie girlfriend said I was a spunk!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# You lucky stiff !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
#
*Alf pic*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Cat's on the barby !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Yay for Chet!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# That was an odd movie
Good, but I'd never want to see it again.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I've found a market!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# The barcode reiterates the value . . .
worth the price of ad-mission . . .
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# fascinating.
really.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# You've got it !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# O, jour heureux!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# *Heads for LV 426* *Terraforms*
pssst, missing an 'R' in Nostromo.

:D
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Damn.
There's always something. hehe
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# *luvs aliens stuffs* also
the "ofd" by the barcode :)

it gets a clicky anways
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Jiminy Cricket.
Yet no one makes notice of the "joseph Conrad" beside it either.

That's effort that is!

Ta anyways :)
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# more ceegeeeye
I posted some pics of a CG rockmonsta i did the other day. Well the rockmonsta turned into a mechanical spider monster etc and now its become an animation too.
It's more of a test than anything. I did the sound at 3am while drunk so its a little odd.

Click for biggar pics, video link at the bottom.







Watch the video HERE

safe.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Very pretty.
Woo
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You are on to something . . .
keep testing and such !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# That looks really nice, that does.
Really nice. That crash is really well done.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Cool. Keep it up.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Scary public information
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hoosaboot linking it
so half the board aren't involuntarily dancing along while lying on the floor...?

Just saying, like.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# But then we can't play the 'grim reaper or KKK game' by pressing escape.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# which is a good thing, because we'd lose hours doing that
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I keep getting KKK,
does this make me a racist?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You learn something everyday.

*presses escape madly.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# CHANGE
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Into what?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# GRIM REAPER
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I REMEBER FROM 'MORT'
THAT I HAVE TO TALK IN CAPITALS IF I DID BECOME THE REAPER.

*TAPS ON SHOULDER
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# A N D D O U B L E
S P A C E L E T T E R S.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Grim reaper or lollypop lady game!
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# The lollypop lady
reminds me of the video for Paranoid Android.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# I have little or no idea what you mean.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# i don't understand how this works...
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Hahaha
*pats head*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# one in every 131 people in the UK has epilepsy
and every one of them is a b3tan
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Ahh, so being a b3tan is genetic.
Or the result of a brain injury.

This explains many things.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I certainly know I didnt inherit it...
*drools*
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Flashing images hurt me
please link it
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Does it make you do this?
"Now if I just turn this knob..."
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Yes
tricking frumpy looking librarians into an opticians chair and making them vibrate is a symptom of my condition
Not that many people know about it :-p
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Ah! It sounds like you
have *insert hilarious pun here* syndrome.

Nasty.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:15, archived)
# as said above
link it please
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# look it up
its a public information advert from 1973 called Dark And Lonely Water , its on youtube.. friggin scary
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# So I see . . .
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Blink fast !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Manilow - A big nosed freak
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Shopped pics only please
I thought i'd do that bit myself
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# .
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# lol
A nodding Barry Manilow, fun for the back of your car and impress the kids heh
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# His expression is perfect for this.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Never better . . .
evaaar !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# HONK-ER !
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 17:35, archived)

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