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Boris makes me smile...

...because I don't live in London anymore !

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

Is it Peanut Butter Jelly time?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:19, archived)

No.

It is not.

(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

I for one would like to know why the fuck not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:20, archived)

'cos peanut butter is rank

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

Infidel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Guns don't kill people

peanuts do.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Only allergic ones.

Sort of like natural selection.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

It's discrimination.

We can't tell, though peanuts can, but there is a trait in some humans, much like skin or hair colour, that sets peanuts off on a killing frenzy.

Nothing to do with allergies - peanuts are just nasty buggers.

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

They LOVE me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

i've a hankering for pb and j now

mmmmm nomnoms

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:39, archived)

Mmmmmm

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:42, archived)

Best be on the safe side

and ban peanuts

*gets out checklist. Peanuts, smoking in public places, drinking on the tube. Next; Alcohol*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

smoking in public places?

Like outside?

Oooooh don't you bloody dare.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)

Go!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:21, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Fucking THANK YOU.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:31, archived)

yes!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hello my fine Fisherman's Friend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:27, archived)

'Ow do, Capt'n

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:48, archived)

*suppresses fury*

Nice sproinging though

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Another...

..moron footballer gets to do time.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7409943.stm

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:17, archived)

Hurrah! Lock up all footy players just in case.

Making way for Rugby Union to be the national sport.

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

ha ha

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:24, archived)

Missing blurb...

I am notoriously awful at describing my work and, for my art project, have to write a humourous/serious summary of three of my animations.

Could you lend an old b3tard a hand?

EDIT: these are the videos
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YCmyRB7tRJ8
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5hg5IXeRFIA
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6VmtEYiRLoA

(In exchange, I'll work really hard and get you a new animation by tomorrow)

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

'a touching story of love against all the odds'

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Better than other stuff.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Wouldn't we need to know which 3 animations?

Or something generic...

"Bulbous-headed line drawings go at each other in increasingly brutal... hahahahahaha! Jesus! Fuck yeah!"

or

"Butter by name, butter by lubricant of choice for violent anal rape a la Tubby Brando."

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

bit of both.

ill post the links for them on the Tube of You.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

No youchoob at work for me

but it'll no doubt be useful/entertainging for others too!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Ey oop, Waspy!

Waspy!Didya see Cherie BLAAAAAAAAARRB! earlier?
I dedicated her to you . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

I saw it literally 30 seconds ago!

- D - linked me to it from the Formby one below.

I was largely entertained by her. It's a good series.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:18, archived)

A series of animated shorts

Better than animated trousers anyway.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

"LOOK OUT"

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

^The opening sentence.

Haha.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

heh.

*reminisces*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

What kind of blurb- funny or serious?

If you're not going for serious I'd say

'Gentle, evocative art for children and adults of all ages, expecially those with nervous dispositions'

Otherwise I'd go for

'The animated rantings of someone far saner than you can ever imagine.'

failing that:

'Man, he explode or go stabby stabby or both.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

both of these.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

he likes it up the chuff chuff

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

I heard this to the 'Doo doo doo, c'mon and join the conga' tune

Doo doo doo, he likes it up the chuff chuff...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

yay joins behind you.... :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

*daisychains*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

*watches*

you'd think he'd let us join in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

mmf gff blrr

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Erm....ok

*toddles off*

They only had Daddies sauce, will that do?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I said a BLOODY SHOEHORN

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hmmm.

Right, I've got a ruler or a wiper blade, the choice is yours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

plastic or wood ruler?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

metal

or plastic rolly one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

metal it is

*braces*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

This is honestly the best thing I've ever watched.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

and you can measure it too!

wins all round!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:25, archived)

*squints*

Mazeltov!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)

or a series of cartoons where people either explode, fall or have bits of themselves impaled on everyday objects

the internet loves him

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

this i like.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)

Deceptively simple line drawings

gracefully dance about your screen with, quite often, disturbing and hilarious outcomes.

Edit:
Tackling important health and safety issues that no workplace should ignore, these animations show you what to do (or not to do) in situations such as choking and electrocution. Not to mention what can happen when you've not been sufficiently trained on a, seemingly innocuous, piece of equipment.

So watch and find out what the rest of the internet already knows about Ross Butter. He's awesome!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

"Warning: Contains Mild Peril"

:D

edit: oh didn't notice the warning at the bottom

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

put

"Have you ever had your work posted as a flip animation in a joke book? no? well fuck off then!"

(likeajackhammer, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

i'm sorry, is this for the newletter title?

something something maddie...

sorry, im no help today

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Read that as Ross Butler?

"I'll have you Butler..."

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

right

"If you missed BBC4's jazz version of Timon of Athens, you are in danger of missing this as well. A selection of unimpeachably benign and efflorescent creations with all the sobriety of a dustman's wallet - you will light these up again and again in pursuit of the seemingly inhospitable. Much of this work remains unreconciled - do you dare tread in the footsteps of Butters?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

a stark rendering of hideous violence for your sick perverted amusment you filthy art wanker!

too far?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

What BBC3 should have replaced the Aaardman stuff with

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

It was a time of Heroes, a time of adventure.

A time when men proved their worth against impossible odds, fighting the forces of evil.

But one man chose his own path...

...because when it comes to huddling in the dark making amusing off-colour animations, no one can stand against - Ross Butter!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Ross Butters : B3ta and the rest of the internet thinks he's fucking awesome :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

I cant see this in work so....

1. Buttered Elvis.
2. The Bummed Canyon.
3. Anal Ventura.

I miss youtube.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:06, archived)

If Carlsberg made animations...

...they'd be rubbish, because Carlsberg doesn't know how to make animations. Carlsberg doesn't even know how to make good beer, ffs!

Now take Ross Butter, he knows what he's doing. He's great. Therefore these animations are probably the best animations in the world.

Watch them, watch them now, or do something else.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

"Home Taping is Killing Music"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:09, archived)

What about

I laughed so much not even my nurse could clean it up - Prince Charles 13 3/4.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

Cheaper, funnier and more animated than Head Cases...

...ITV1 commission this now, for a slot just after Corrie

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

Gloriously dark and violent, this timelife collection of "Butter's best" can be yours for 19.99

Alternatively in terms of writing a summary with some large worded bollocks, how about these for some interesting shoes?:

The gentle ambiguity of slow tempo music plus the dramatic choking make first date a fine piece of darkly humourous animated stuff. A man whilst enjoying his food fails at first to notice his date's choking predicament.

A cleanly aerosol spraying bird is electrocuted whilst his friend attempts to help him.

A pogo stick is attempted to be ridden by someone with bloody results.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:22, archived)

I couldn't be bother to watch any these films. Internet moderators seem to like him.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:29, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Arf!

nicely done, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

fnar!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hah!

I love that word.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

haha, that's really goo

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

*wipes*

so it is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

yes

it is

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

hehehehehehe!

Office-smirk

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Pffffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

I think this is the third time you've posted that in one of my threads.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

LOL.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Then I must refrain from doing so in the future

Apologies old chap ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

I'll just stop doing plays on the word Bourne instead.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Have you done Bourne Free?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Bourne Mouth University?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hehehe

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Cor, I'm getting to repost this all the time at the moment.

And a big woo to yours.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

LOL.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

prolly bindun?

be gentle. i only has MS Paint

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:09, archived)

He's got my fucking cement!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:12, archived)

^I endorse both of the above comments

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ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:16, archived)

I'll say sorry right now, and get it out of the way.

de-ris yerself: snipurl.com/29rov

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

Spang

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Apology not accepted!

That's terrible!

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Yep, I know

*doesn't care* :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Why you...

*shakes fist*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

hehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

tht's the best aquarium I've ever seen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

I'm going to make one out of an old telly one day.

Just you see if I don't.

Then you'll know what the best aquarium is. You'll want to dunk your testes in it's sparkling waters, so you will.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

could make one out of an old PCMonitor

That would be coooool
but I don'y think I will want to Tea bag it

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Yeah well there's no accounting for you freaky fetishists.

With your vanilla and your lights off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

That's disgusting

Why I've never been so stereotyped

(Vanilla eh, you young un's know so little,...)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Fine, shut your eyes and I'll get the violet wand out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

You monkey!

I shouldn't be on here, but I'm doing really well today in terms of workload so I deserve a bit of creamy b3ta goodness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

Norty Cap!

The only reason I posted the above is that I'm waiting on a render that is going to be HHHHUUUUUUGGGGGEEEEE.

It's taken 5 hours to get to 52%...
I must get a faster machine.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:43, archived)

Bloody hell.

That's.... frightening.

I really must quiz you on your job next Sunday. Expect QUESTIONS!

And I am also going shopping this Sunday or Saturday. For a dress. Specifically to meet you in, as I feel you're a dressworthy person, and none of mine fit any more *glee*.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

Questions, eh? I may have to bring crib cards with me.

On the clothing front, I may well have to be in a suit. It's only fair, since you're going to the trouble.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Oh no, you wear what you like.

Scrub up as much as I like, I always appear slightly... odd. Apparently.

This is only if I find a dress I like, you understand. Otherwise it shall be my glorious Thai skirt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

one of my many bowie t-shirts and black jeans is probably most likely here :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

There's a bowie skirt I really want

but it won't arrive in time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

a bowie skirt?

linky link me!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

It's on etsy somewhere

Don't buy it, please, she might not make another one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

i don't know that it'd suit me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

No. No it won't.

It'll only suit me and my white-as-fuck legs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

i could so take you in a white off

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

Sounds Fab!

Well, I shall make every effort to appear reasonably well turned out.

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I shall adore you no matter what you're in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

*blushes*

Awwww, thanks, Fae.

*hugs a lot*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:07, archived)

:D welcome

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:10, archived)

Sob

sniffles

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Don't cry.

There's fat birds everywhere, I am but one woman.

And still rotund, at that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

'iya!

you any less dead now?

edit: ooops wrong pisher

mnnnngg stupuid hands

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

This is loooovely (edit: oooh even better!)

Yes, much better, ta. So much so I ate the weight of a small colony of pygmies at lunch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

good show

i just had curried rice with sausages, onion and peas. not classy but hits the spot.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Do you feel better too?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

much much better

i think going for a walk and getting some fresh* air helped

_{*as fresh as air gets in the post-industrial decay of Sheffield}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

Sheffield's top dollar.

I work in the middle of rural and leafy Herts though, so the air is lovely round here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

i'm looking forward to getting back south over summer.

there's no point in hot weather if you're not off your tits on pimms on the south downs

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

It gets far too hot down here now.

I shall be skulking under a massive hat and getting annoyed this summer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

man, they are living the middle class dream!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

haha

great stuff

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Boris is mad Boris will smash

pretty made up with this one lol

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

His dye is running

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

lol

the cheap shyte .. the stuff emos wear ;)

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

nice

but spamming a bit arn't we?
/board nazi blog

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:28, archived)

can you post these in the same threads please?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

Boris LOL !!111!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

Speaking of Boris

i29.tinypic.com/24l7zo8.jpg

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

As you probably had to say to your old Headmaster

It doesn;t have to be this big!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

I wish Boris would fuck off!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

^this, in both senses

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

sight *and* smell?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

Taste

I can taste Boris.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

touch and taste

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:36, archived)

You're pushing other people's good work off the bottom of the board for pix which, while good, are all on the same theme.

Can they not go in the same thread?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

It's rude to point

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:31, archived)

his finger will end up

falling off if he cant stop posing like that...

maybe he's a secret spice girl

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

you've missed the point there i think.

you're pushing well-constructed posts off the bottom of the board with rather badly shopped pics on the same theme.

A suggestion would have been to put them both in one post, OR, actually put in some effort to the pics, then it's not so bad.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

OH MY GOD, HIS HAND IS ALMOST THE SAME SIZE AS HIS HEAD!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:35, archived)

LOLPERSPECTIVE

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

bah! perspective is a myth perpetuated by the 3d liberal classes!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

this is science

the working class only exist in 2D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:40, archived)

And, pre 1946

Only in black and white.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:41, archived)

and pre 1932

at a ridiculously accelerated rate

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:42, archived)

~~,while good,~~

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

Can I use this now?

I've been waiting for hours

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:38, archived)

nice fail

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

classic, nicely done

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Good fail.

A successful fail, even.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

it had to be done

its a wee poor though just cause he has a huge head heh

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Oh hai again popular boris...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

Very pleasant :)

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

Chris Boris!

wooooooo

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:35, archived)

Keeping the faith in

Yu-gi-O ??

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

it's that guy out of Final Fantasy VII

you know...the one with the hair...and shoes...Ted

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

cloud

i started playing that again recently and only stopped because of gta4...damn you gta!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

that's him

I renamed him in mine - so I can never remember his real name

he's called ARSEMINT

top game that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

RENAME?! sacrilege!

It looks terrible playing through my ps3 but its still got the magic. Can't wait to get to the gold saucer again

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

heheh that bloody music

Cait Sith always makes me very sad

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

i'm looking forward to getting the highwind again

and visiting rocket town :)

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

LOL SMUDGE

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

SOAB

Smudge On A Boris

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

Lisa Simpson?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

your mayor has no mouth?

how where does he speak from?
his arse?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:21, archived)

POW!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:32, archived)

more like yU-gli-oh

I'M BACK BABY! HOW ARE YOU B3TA?

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

our arms have become self-aware and emigrated to Peru

and there was a bank run on the National Institute of Mould

other than that, we love horses

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

I missed the great arm migration!?

Dammit!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

Every home should have one.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

kekekekekekekekeke!

(^.^)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

*shakes head*

*Goes to make medicinal cup of tea*

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

The experiment was a success

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

\o/

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

bloomin' marvelous

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

What the...

(

TY&GN, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

imagine having a hand like that and what you could do with it

woo!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

If he was wearing a skirt he could look up it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

excellent.

i see piss... LOTS OF PISS!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

lemon party?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

top notch freakery

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

it has resulted in an occulkkake of eyes

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

J'adore.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:26, archived)

The professors have eyes

Noice!

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Oh dear

It's going to take a rather large tube of Anusol for that... ;)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

Pffft :D

You inspired me to look up some colouring-in tutorials. It's all very tricky to get to grips with.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

the suppositories smell of raspberry

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

Turned out BLAAAAAAAAARRB! again . . .

BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
for Flowerpot

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

Haha :D

I am still quite enjoying these

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

don't sound so surprised . . .

C]:0)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

raaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Go formby !

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

That's silly!

But don't mess with the Formby.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

naughty formby

showing off the middle finger aint nice lol

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

It was a picture he signed for Hitler

/true fact blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

*surrenders*

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:19, archived)

I was leaning on the lampost on the corner of the street

in case a certain little lady goes BLAAAAAAAAARRB!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

hee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

huzzah!

Cherie's my favourite.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

*sicks a little*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

Did I miss Cherie?

I would like to request a link to this DtH post please

*seeks psychiatric help*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8384841

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hahahaha

Woosome again....

(

Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

he could park a motorbike in there, a motorbike suitable for entering the TT races

if only he had FIFTY POUNDS!

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:27, archived)

MUTHERRRRRRRRRRRR!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:29, archived)

a timeless classic

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:34, archived)

I'm feeling kinda Limehouse Chinese BLAAAARBing blues

:OD

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:30, archived)

His little face post blaarb

is most endearing!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

what ?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

Haha!

It could also be one of the robot-head-balls from Terrahawks.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

Oh god

pffffft

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:16, archived)

ninjas?

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

O_O

DITTO

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

Ninjaaaaaaa!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:18, archived)

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

but that one in the middle!

I can see her face! the harlot!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

you're right!

she's gagging for it!

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:39, archived)

yes, gagging for a HAIL OF ROCKS after being buried up to the neck!

that'll teach her!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:44, archived)

baldmonkey

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Fuck of is it, that's my mate Toby.

.....that's quite frightening actually, they appear to be the same person with slightly different facial hair.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

2 fs lovely

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:24, archived)

carl cox

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:15, archived)

does he?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

3 dex

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

Nicely done :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

nice

but it looks like mstandot to me... but then i don't know what baldmonkey looks like.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

He looks like that.

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

I always imagine baldmonkey to look slightly more unhinged

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:20, archived)

*nrrrghhhh!*

(

mozza, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

nrrrghhhh! indeed

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:05, archived)

Still on Boris then are we?

(

Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:06, archived)

i think theres a certain Michael Portaloo look about him....

(

nocturne72, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:07, archived)

lmao

prince charles deformed

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

Mmmmm

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahaha

thats the kiddie

(

johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:06, archived)

smeeeeeg heeeeead

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:23, archived)

going back

done a few months back and yes he is a suck up fucker heh

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

Funny looking magenta...

*rubs eyes*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

Twatface.

him, not you

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

why's he being interviewed by a someone off crimewatch?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

YES!

Make him drink fanta!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

"bash barbie"?

Eh?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

its a special day where we all go and thump kids dolls

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

are you saying you officially want to suck up Bam Margera?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

>:O

HELL NO... rather twat him with breeze blocks

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

My word that's a scary picture in your profile...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

;)

cheers its an edit of me from last weeks Tokyo pop recon heh too many white kids in cosplay lol

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:00, archived)

Why

am I looking at your dog?

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Go on, I give up...

Who the fuck is he? And what's he done wrong?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

People like bam is whats wrong

with todays society, including staus quo old feggers !

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

m'kay.

I still don't know who he is, or wtf he's done

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:14, archived)

HIM fan. That's enough.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

A "HIM fan"?

It's like you young pups are speaking a foreign language.

Pass me my zimmer. I have to toddle off and empty my pissbag.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:17, archived)

I like bam...gotta love someone who made a shitload of money faffing around on a plank of wood with wheels

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:03, archived)

is it Ali G?

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:09, archived)

You only just realised this?

The guy is a fucking fanny. Always has been.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:22, archived)

They're always a lot shorter than you'd imagine.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Wouldn't

Brad Pitt does not grape my squildo

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:55, archived)

But he's so pretty...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

they are terribly similar looking

B3TA INCEST EXCLUSIVE

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

Her, on the other hand,

I would.

(but with her face... not Pitt's)

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

meh

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

lol

this should have an orange cock in it and it will get more feedback. lol

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Christ. Excellent as usual.

And with that, I'm off for a cigarette before I rip someone's throat open with my teeth.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

The truth about that neck

(

limpfish, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

He does look quite disturbing at the mo

Jabba-like even

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

What is this news that I missed?

Is that Lucas? and does he really have a deformity?

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

lol choked

its what happens when you gouge down on too many big macs at once hehe

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:48, archived)

Han shot first!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

No wonder he's recycling (wrecking?) the only two good ideas he ever had

that thing around his neck is stifling the creative juices.

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:54, archived)

*bursts*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

hgeavens if george ever shaved his beard off he'd never find his chin again.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:25, archived)

It's been a while since i last posted anything, Hello everyone.

Bush Johnston...

(

partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Lovely shop

woo !

(

rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

CoR!

Thats rather good work

*fears*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Well

he's better to look at.

Still wouldn't trust him to tie his own laces.

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

haha aaaw

The American Dennis the Menace grown up

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

hahaha!

IT'S TRUE!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

only instead of running around with his dog being naughty

he's blowing the shit out of everything!

yay!

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:01, archived)

Nice work

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:40, archived)

Fantastic :D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

anyone else getting

adam buxton?

(

St3cks, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Not since the op, no.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

you said the magic word!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

Top stuff!

W/Y/H

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:46, archived)

Oh Hai popular Boris!

Woo!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:47, archived)

Is that Woody Harrelson?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Splendidly well done.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:52, archived)

Very nice indeed

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:53, archived)

You know

he sort of looks like Ste Irwin lol

(EvilDolly Against the Orange ladies in pjamas brigade, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:56, archived)

nice 'shopping!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:57, archived)

hahaha excellent!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:04, archived)

no, that's just

kris marshall

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 May 2008, 15:08, archived)

oh god

its like multiplying two decimals o_o

I...Q.... falling

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:40, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:26, archived)

hahaha

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

this is top quality

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

thems gonna need a bigger boat

/bus/bicycle etc

(

The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

Ooo looks like they're all going into hyperspace.

/geek

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

ooooo

(

partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:33, archived)

Ha ha YES

you are clicked my son.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Ooh yeah, right there.. stimulate that clicktoris...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Blushes

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:45, archived)

Don't be stupid be a smartie

come and join the nazi party

Woo!

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Haha, read that as a German Techno MC, hehe.

Where's the quote from? The Producers?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Yep

The first film, the stage show or the film of the stage show.

Take your pic.

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:43, archived)

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:58, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

Chuuummmp !

woo !

(

rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

Is that a "george from rainbow" costume???

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

chumpfoo!!

manbear style!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

Chump is LAYDEE?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

Awwwwwww *snuggles chumpy*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

I've always wondered..where did chump originate from on b3ta?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

Someone found him in a catalogue of a fancy-dress store

advertising the teeth and the wig.

The make-up and maniacal stare are a bonus.

There was an attempt some time ago to contact the model and interview him for a picture shoot for b3ta.

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

...and thus are legends born...

presumably Sturdy Girl came from a similar sort of thing - outdoorsy catalogue...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

aaaah awesome..ta :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:27, archived)

oo a lovely bit of Dorset thatch

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

That is super

I likey.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

Cooo.

Thanks. I made it yonks ago, and it sunk without trace, so I don't tend to pearoast it.

I still don't know if anyones ever noticed domo.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:50, archived)

Ha ha 'squints'

Even better now.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:02, archived)

Ninja slippers!

(

Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8385754

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:59, archived)

CHUUUMP

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:13, archived)

Going down Mr Tyler ?

Give us a ride on your lips Mister !

(

rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:10, archived)

Would.

Not like this, obviously. Normal.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

Oh I dunno Cap'n

look at they lipses !

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:13, archived)

and there's definitely a cake in that hat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

EXACTLY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:19, archived)

I hope he can breathe through his ears

He has such a small nose if you snog him he may suffocate

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

Nice

/getting a bit weary of squished and expanded faces

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:11, archived)

New image challenge:

Use the liquify tool.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

*may take a holiday that week*

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Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:20, archived)

*loves rabbitz in an elevator*

art'noon sweetie, how are you doing?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:12, archived)

Yay ! 'Elllo Thor !

Bleeee !

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:17, archived)

^this made me giggle better than ^that

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rjmrjm, Tue 20 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

cue tenuously linked repost

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:14, archived)

Haha !

Lovely :D

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:16, archived)

gloves in a defecator!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

Crivens!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 20 May 2008, 14:15, archived)

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:18, archived)

pfft!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:21, archived)

'noon prods !

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:22, archived)

'noon rabbitz :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

*kisses sasafras*

whatevere that is

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:23, archived)

gleeeeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:25, archived)

*comfort hugs*

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rabbitz, Tue 20 May 2008, 14:28, archived)

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