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# Two Bandwagons!
(brain_blessed, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Lime
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:32, archived)
#
www.5318008.co.uk/ssnowk.html
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Lime?
Lime.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# STOP!
...
Hammerlime
(brain_blessed, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I've had the lime of my life
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# lame
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# lime
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Protected mode on?
PUSSY.

*pr0ns and trojans*

;D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I cropped it.
It actually says

Protected Mode: On
Your Bike Pussy
(brain_blessed, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# You weren't here last night.
You weren't here.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ...Three.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# haha
yo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *office lol*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Can we get
attack of the 50ft National Lime Enquiries to Bel-Air out of the way next?
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# pffft
is that Henry commuting in the background?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I wonder what's on the other channels?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Lemons
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Lime and Kicking is on BBC1
Lime in the Undergrowth with David Attenborough is on BBC2
The Onedin Lime is on ITV
A Lime Less Ordinary is on Channel 4
Who cares about Channel 5
(brain_blessed, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *switches of and goes outside for the first time this year*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Did you mean to say
*switches of and goes outside for the first lime this year*
(brain_blessed, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
# no, I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Cake-Juggling Dwarf Anal Fistathon IV on BBC2
Partially Eviscerated Rhinos In The Attic on ITV

When Lawnmowers Get Depressed on Channel 5

News on 4

Julie Andrews' Cricket Bat Jawbreakers on BBC 1
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
# you should be in charge of all progamming ever
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# gotta love
those anal dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! raevloek the Mollusk, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I missed this, can someone fill me in?
I am enjoying the limes though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# oh yes. it still be lime time
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# ^feels all alone now, wants to jump up a thread and be next to similar posts
my lack of patience
empty thread of loneliness
whingeing little twunt
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# there there.
If it helps, I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# acetylcholine
a neurotransmitter. geeky puns FTL!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It must be the tight grip you have Gordon. twat.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# well done!
Oo I just noticed c_kick is coming to the bash!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# riverghost in bash post shocker!
still don't know if i can come yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# what a coincidence
check out my gaz!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm confused
Are you coming or not?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:14, archived)
# gazzing...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# a bash?
You've kept that one quiet!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# oh bravo !
very nice indeedy
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# he has a little winkle
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Could be a grower and not a shower...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# BRING BACK THE NATIONAL RAIL ENQUIRIES BANGWAGON, ALL IS FORGIVEN
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Hahaha
*waits for "I am lime".

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# v nice :D
Love M. Inc :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# pffft


easy now....


Click for bigger (88KB)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Thank you
I new there had to be a ray of sunshine in this god awful bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# If you're going to the bash this weekend, this is me


Click for bigger (36KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# You look a little pasty!
Or are you a Goff?

;P
Top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Frozen Northern wastes, innit.
*ducks projectile haggis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# how many times do i need to tell you?
Scotland's a tropical country!

bloody english propoganda
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Noooo no no
You chuck trees about just to keep warm, for goodness' sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# it's a proper sport i'll have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# log lobbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# yeah and crickets such a good 'sport'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Anything in which you stop for tea and scones is a good sport.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh you're wrong there
it's a boring waste of sodding time.

Also: just so you know, Aphex and I have been amusing each other with this pseudoargument for a good long time now. No need to get yourself and your handbag in the middle of it. I am only playing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# oh yes
and more.

Edit: Don't qualify your statement. Cricket is fucking shite.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I didn't say it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# "only playing"
cop-out.

Also, i just spilled coffee everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Only playing with Aphex
I'm not denying that cricket's arse.

Clumsy twat. Lick it up like a good bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I still win
now im off to work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Like fuck do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:22, archived)
# quiet
or the place will be filled with English.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# oh shit yeah
i knew there was a reason for it.


brr it's bloody freezing here
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *hugs screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *sheds a wee tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ugghhhh
tears of wee - your plumbing's all messed up!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *tears a wee shed*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:06, archived)
# \o/
What a dashing chap you are, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# why thank you very much
*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# you shouldn't be too difficult to spot with that pale and high contrast complexion
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# And the crescent moon
behind his ear...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# that's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# yon coo, it's deid, it's no moo'n!
I love that pic, whoever's it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Spangin' Pan

probably
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:13, archived)
# it's a serious medical condition
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# you have a very smooth face for a celtic fan
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# well it was my wedding day
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# ah, right
didn't realise you lot have a wash the week before getting married.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# pffft
"week"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Filters
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# CONGRATUMALATIONS!
and have fun bashing!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# i'm not going
just my pic is going
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Ahhhh
Ok, I may do something too!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i assumed you were going
you better be going when I get round to attending a bash
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# No I can't mate
but yes, I will!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Dr. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# KIDS ! STOP HIPPY SLAPPING... and give peace a chance.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# I LIKE hippies...
this has nothing to do with my long hair and collection of Grateful Dead memorabilia...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# People call me a hippy all the time
I don't even own anything tiedye :*(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# perhaps you haven't embraced your full hippy potential
These are lvl 70 hardcore elite hippies. They only see in tie dye.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I used to get called a goth...
while wearing giant red flares anda salmon pink Hawaiian shirt...

Portsmouth kids aren't the brightest, bless 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# This is my neighbour

doesn't he look like a crow
(looby, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# he looks like he just loves killin'!
bet he does 3 killin's before breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# and chips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# with daddies "sauce" on them
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ketchup dammit you fucking Northener!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# But it's not called Daddies Ketchup, ghostie
It's called Daddies Sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I don't know what he told you
But it's illegal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# there's no such thing as daddies ketchup you fucking southern hippy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^ this, with several ornate and tuneful bells on
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I'm sorry
We can't speak Northener, our knuckled don't drag close enough to the ground for it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Watch yourself, lad.
I've put bigger than you over my knee before now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Sorry
I'm broke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You bloody will be
*greases forearm*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *catses thigh*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# all I heard was "apples and pears, would you adam and eve it"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I fear you have a cockney ear infection.
Love a duck!

That's an order, twice a day.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# christ last thing I wants a cock knee in my ear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# BWARK
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Hahah wouldn't that be a great malady?
All you hear is cockney rhyming slang!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# No sorry.
I'm just hearing grunts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# is this a sexual thing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Always.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# What this man said.
But with decidedly more thigh rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Allow me, ma'am...
I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Excellent.
My emissary shall now perform the Thigh Rubbing Ritual of Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *lights incense burners*
Now, if you'll just relax......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# GIRLS. Girls.
You're both such lovely girls! You'll be sharing sugar in no time. Don't fight. And if you do, fight proper, with pillows... and jim-jams.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Yes there is
www.google.com/products?q=daddies+ketchup&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B2DVFD_enGB225GB225&um=1
proof
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# well, how queer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *is a Northerner*
*puts coal on his chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# that coal appears to have been transported over the desert under the blazing hot sun through 20 foot snow drifts
good coal that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# yup
smokeness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# he kills with his spear like nose
doesnt show up in airport security either
(looby, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# bet he's one of those playboy international jewel thieves too
and relaxes between jobs in his boat in the mediterranean

I dunno, some people get all the fun
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Has
he got any pheasant?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# OK?
Who wants to threadjack first?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# My threadjack:
I was a twat to a noob on here last night. I gazzed him to apologise but I've no idea if he actually even knows that exists. So if you see Nifty -- I think that was his login -- posting then let him know about Gaz. I also included some much friendlier advice on optimisation which hopefully didn't look patronising.

I'm not built to be a Nazi.

Eurgh. I'm also going to repost this horror from a couple of months back.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# THat's what noobs at for though!
If they withstand it they grow up to be perfectly disfunctional b3tards!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hope so
what makes it worse is i was only talking a few days before about filesize nazis missing the point and being ridiculously offensive......
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# he became an hero last night
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# what, for being called a lazy twat by me?
if that makes you heroic there's a lot of heroes in this world....

it was totally uncalled for though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# i bet you'd like to jack off to a picture of him crying though
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# What an awesome schnoz.
Also- shop it. Otherwise this is just flickr with more vitriol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Surely
that is a shopped pic?
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# YOU'VE obviously never met my Granddad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I see no specific problem with that,
but I take your point.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# no, crows are birds that are mostly black and covered in feathers
seriously though, why post this?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# You haven't seen the rest of him....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Is it like a man in a gilly suit with Worzel's head on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You clearly HAVE seen the rest of him then...
For some reason, I'm not surprised...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I've seen everyone naked.
Yes this includes you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You're one of a very select group of people there....
(the internet)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I find this questionable.
Someone asked me to model for an art class once, when they all regained consciousness they had lost four weeks of their life and their canvases were on fire.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I do see crows feet though!
'ningles matey. you wanna gaz me a picture and a comment for the bash wall?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# 'Tomato - Ted - aubergine - your - potato - wife's - turnip - dead.'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# *wouldn't know anything about that, sir*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Best skit evah!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# in other news...
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# your shoppage skills are legendary,
I can't tell where you've manipulated it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# He looks like he'd be canny to have a few drinks with
my neighbour is a shouty woman who hates her kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:45, archived)
# is that a question?
If so, it's a bit of a closed question, it doesn't leave much for discussion. A more open question would be "I think he looks like a crow, what do you think?"

To which I'd reply: "He doesn't look like a crow, he looks like an old man and you've posted him on a message board for photoshopped images, now fuck off and read the FAQ."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ^This...
...and read this bit in particular:
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# "YOU MADE ME MISS..."
"I'VE NEVER MISSED THAT BOARD BEFORE"!
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
# "Remember the alamo"
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
# quick
(maverickmonster, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I popped past briefly last night
What is with the limes?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Can my band play there?
we like limes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# No you like tequila
Limes are just a side effect!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I've been rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# The last of the stragglers
I did giggle though
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# The time for lime is no more
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Sorry I'm late! Did I miss much?

Can I squeeze this one out just here?
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# that expression is priceless :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Aktwally it cost 53p!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# for everything else there's mastercard
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# And gerbils
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# 5 pence, please
That's copyright, I'll have you know.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Have your lawyer and mine do lunch
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hehehe
So, not only do we end up paying for their time, we also get to pay for the 3 bottles of Petrus they neck during lunch...

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# and that's why lawyers say that only the idiots represent themselves
hang on, I think there's a moral somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:46, archived)
# It's
Gina Ford!
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# :D
man, it's been an epic night

of nakedness and limes

has anyone made an anthology of lime yet?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Did I make it?
Did I make the grade? Will I get my pic added to the
(2nd) best damn website the world has ever seen?

Or do I have to hump a lime and post a pic?
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I feel I deserve a badge which reads:
I made minor threats of violence
on lime night
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# aww
you grumpy old chap

you need more lime :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:36, archived)
# I think not.
We should come down hard on lime, the causes of lime and the purportrators of lime.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# what, lime trees?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:48, archived)
# making the idol from the first Indy movie for my Nephew
half way there - the eyes are a bugger

once I've finished I'm going to put gold foil over it and mount on some straw

here's the original from the movie;


Click for bigger (126KB)

there's actually a little guy being squashed (or being born?) under the main figure I never noticed before until I started making it
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# HA! I Claim this thread in the name of the mother country! Now fly it to Lebabon airport!!!
TJ!

If you're not coming to the bash but would like to leave a photo and a comment please gaz me the aforementioned comment and link to the printable photo.

So far:
Emvee - Emvee is watching you
Wasp Box - Have fun you felching cockspacks (which was nice)

Ooo I can see right up Wow's nose from here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Yeah, try not to spluff all over your little jockeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# I go commando I'll have you know!!!
mmmm bogey!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# waaaaaay too much information there, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *covers bogey up*
*dangles*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# By printable, meanest thou SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# No I mean the size that I can print out preferably in photo quality
By all means I'll print out Gruntfuttock's boy bits say hi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Errrr, that *won't* be happening...
While I still draw breath, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Sell I'm sure everyone will grudgingly accept a picture of your face then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# do i have to do it now?
because, if so, I can't be arsed. I may do it later.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# once again, sir
I didn't quite dare reply with that, but it was going through my head also.

/in dbroon's head blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# you need to stop being so nice
let your thought flow freely on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Sure
Just gaz it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# felching cockspack
thats a quality phrase, I must file for future use
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Check out those top Beret skills
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# As opposed to a bottom beret?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# you're on fire today...
and I mean that in the "I have a large tank of napalm here that I'm more than happy to use on you" way.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# MINK!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# AYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Ahhhh Aaaaaaah
He saved everyone uf us!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Niiice

mount on some straw +skullfuck it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# arg
teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Eye. Sockets.

That is all.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I think it's right that she's so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# cor/ blimey
I'm attracted and repulsed by that in equal measure
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# What attracted and what repulsed you, precisely?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# her teeth are too white and she has a shifty look about her
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# she's a girl
with poo

not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# when your poo is bigger than your boobs you might want to change your diet
or not
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# poobs.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# that is the most shopped juicy coiled turd ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# That will be VERY woo
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# that's excellence
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# wow
thats amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# WEIGHS!
*miscalculates*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# RUN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# RUNS
*Molina-betrayal/jump pit*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# oh my god, I WANT ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# You could warn them...if only you spoke Hovitos!
Excellent work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# "Throw me the Idol, I throw you the whip!"
"no time to argue!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# coo
give him a little bag of sand as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# and a giant stone ball
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# that is well cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Exceedingly good
you seem to have done an excellen job on the eyes. Let us all know how it turns out.

Also - instead of giving the idol to your nephew, I'm sure he'd learn a lot more if you hid it in a cave and set booby traps up all around it... if he lives he'll thank you for it. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# it's just - you know - if someone had done this for me
maybe my life would have turned out differently and I wouldn't be sitting at a desk being mostly bored most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Lime?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Superb.
But wouldn´t gold paint work better than foil?
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# my problem is
Im working in plasticine so I'm not sure it will stick that well
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# make it in plastecine
then make a negative in sand then cast it in tin or bronze or gold or something.

4) profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# make a plaster one and gold leaf it
easy to do.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# looks amazing!
Can i suggest you take a plaster mold of the finished article and then you can bash out resin copies. You could then spray these gold and ebay the buggers!

12. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# silicone mould
you'd never get resin out of plaster.

also nicely modelled mr goat.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# If I make a mold
I'm not sure I could get it over it's head - it gets really narrow at the neck

I notice some models have a seam through them maybe thats how they get over it


(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# it's quite suprising how flexible silicone is
but looking at it, you're probably going to have to make a 2 part mould which if you haven't done it before isn't as tricky as it seems, although as your original is in plasticine you may run into a few problems. loads of 'how to's' on google.

given the number of undercuts silicone is really the best way forward unless you really want to be making multi part plaster moulds.

edit/ thinking about it plastacine may actually work to your advantage, any seams left on your finished plaster/resin cast can easily be filled or sanded off and then painted or leafed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# expert advice sir
cheers
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
# mmmmm nice idea
*strokes chin
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Cor.
You gifted chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ace!
*rubs chin in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# that's pretty damn good that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Looking good!
Please post a pic, when you've finished.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Cor!
Nice! Want one!

I do hope you're not gonna miss the amusing detail that from the back it appears to be stretching it's arse open for a particularly difficult poo! ;)


(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:26, archived)
# It's supposed to be giving birth...
... there is a head emerging from the front :P
*sorry, pedant*
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ah, I wondered about that
how did you find out?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# CORKING!
DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES, CALLING DOCTOR JONES
DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JONES WAKE UP NOW WAKE UP NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:28, archived)
# sweeeeeet
csn I be your nephew
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# wow that's bloody awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# that's fucking excellent
without the golf leaf it currently looks a bit like fat walrus of love the late barry white.

do post pics of when it is finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:10, archived)
# thats fantastic!
i want one with all my heart!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Capt Wow would like your brain please.

my first attempt at these zombie thingwies.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# a particularly leafy salad
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# gah!
fry it up. nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# \o/ This is fucking awesome.
Thank you.

Braaaaaaaains
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# i've done a few b3tans over time
have a look here www.flickr.com/search/?q=b3ta&w=20372250%40N00

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Some of these are well upsetting


Well done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I hope one day I can do stuff as well as this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# they arent great
my fav one at the moment it this one

come
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# That's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# yay
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# they're excellent
but they made me fart... which is probably a good sign.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Harlequin Captain!

.-.-.-.-. (notsafeforbreakfast)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I say!
Poor Fae! :(

Nicely done, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# poor Fae?
This is what she wishes she looked like.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hell yeah, undead and STILL sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I wouldn't
dare have said that.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# i
WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Understatement of the century.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# He just wants a spanking.
Loves it, so he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# don't we all duckie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# I should imagine so.
Form an orderly queue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# forms queue
thankyoupleasemayIhaveanother thankyoupleasemayIhaveanother ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:24, archived)
# 'shopped pics only



couldn't resist!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Why I outta
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Cor!
Thats rather ace
I love zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'd heard that about you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Well, I did
until some rotten cunt split on me

*b'dum-tish!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# the old ones are indeed the best
except in the case of necrophilia
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Necrophilia - it's dead sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# dead girls don't say no.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# That's a song from my old band!
Along with "Cracking Open a Cold One" and a cover of "You've Lost That Livin' Feeling"

(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# [/breakfast]
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ^ this joke © Tom O'Connor 1972
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# haha linky?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hehehe....
I was only messing with young Joseph ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# :)
I didn't really think it was a Tom O'Connor joke, but it would be a fine thing to witness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Best of all the animated corpses?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Excema!
get yourself some nice light treatment on the NHS... mmmmmmmmm - socialist tan.

Also - Woo Yay ARG
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
socialist tan. I've never heard that one and it's still making me chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:05, archived)
# well - you end up with a cracking tan
and it's on the state -- therefore -- socialist.

Also - I've noticed that socialists seem to sport tans rather a lot. Tommy Sherridan is a case in point.

Three tennants of socialism
- Equality
- Melanogenesis
- Promiscuity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# 4. Eczema
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# 5. Tennents
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# i did CW
a while ago

captain wow -zombie

its not great - i could do it better with a larger pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# :D yaaaaay
www.b3ta.com/board/8411161
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# woop
wish i had a new monster pic to post now! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# yes
the pic quality and size was troublesome, especially since the texture i used was high res. I'm not too pleased with it, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# its fairly cool
i had to make the pic pretty big to do anything with it. i have some requests to do - but i keep forgetting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# oh....
...an extra hole :D

v nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Urgghhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# morning m8...
...has sock managed to avoid this lime epidemic?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I may regret asking this, but why is b3ta all 'limes' recently?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# overnight bandwaggon
*autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# coz beta and liemz r gay lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:04, archived)
# well that answers that one then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# to show my hatred for bandwagons, have a roastpea from last night.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# that's show em!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# right, my 2 lime posts are gone
Going back to Castlevania Portrait of Ruin for a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:00, archived)
# For anyone who tries to watch F1
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hah
i wish this existed for all programs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:49, archived)
# hehe, Brundle isn't much better
did you see the painful exchange on Sunday between him and Hamilton's 'lady guest'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I did
but was distracted by the lady guests lady norks :D
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:53, archived)
# hahaha, yes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:00, archived)
# haha
i've not heard james allen's "commentary" for about 18 months or so but i imagine it's still "HAMILTON HAMILTONHAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTONHAMILTONHAMILTON HAMILTON OH MY GOD I'M COMING UEEEEEEEEEERGH OOOOOOOOOH HAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTONHAMILTON HAMILTON HAMILTONHAMILTONHAMILTONHAMILTON HAMILTON"

Rinse and repeat for 90 minutes. Or 120 in the case of the Monaco GP.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yep
I can't even wait until next year. He has to go NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# To be fair
I was watching the Monaco race on Premiere Live in Germany and the commentators here have a habit of repeatedly ignoring what's onscreen to tell you what each of the German drivers is up to in the race. Since there's 5 German drivers and the commentators don't wank repeatedly over any one of them (except Rosberg if he's not tearing his car to shreds along the wall, or Sutil in the last race who deserved it) it's nothing like as annoying, but I dread to think what it was like back in Schumacher's hayday.

Nevertheless, I agree. ITV should give Allen the boot right now. Their F1 coverage will be remembered much more fondly for it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I don't have a problem
with them keeping you informed of drivers progress, but Raikkonen's bad start was described by JA with, and I quote, "THAT WAS A BRILLIANT MOVE INDEED BY HAMILTON!" and "HAMILTON HAS HAD A DREAM START"

Somehow I doubt Hamilton dreams of going into T1 in 2nd place.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Hahaha
I love* James Allen.

I don't really mind when they go running through where the German drivers are. Our commentators used to do that in the days when they remembered that there's more than one driver on the grid.







* May contain elements of lie.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Oh, what I would pay for this facility
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# And Clive Tyldesly on the football
Yes, we know you love Man United, now go back to commentating on Arsenal vs Ac Milan, please
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# *clicks because it hurts*
fucking petrol
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Owd Gordy Brown...
...seems so chuffed that he's helping out the poor and needy. What he fails to grasp that there weren't so many 'poor and needy' until he came into power. The entire nation should pick one day and not use their cars, see what that does to the economy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I'd love to see EVERYONE try and get about for a day with no cars...
I'd be ok though. 'cos a motorbike isn't a car!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# *spangs with gas tanker*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# heh true dat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hehehe, very good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:51, archived)
# How do...
TGA? How goes it? I'm in the Midlands and it's currently November here.
See we're in NUTS again!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:57, archived)
# aye, am good ta, hope the same goes for you
aye, nuts again as well! life is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Great ta!
Get Wii Fit, then everything will bloody ache. Jogging with a Wiimote in one hand and a can of lager in the other is quite an art...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Roflcopter!
Its funnier because I ris'ed it for about 10 seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# pfft!
the missus is very dyslexic, but luckily for her it makes her look cute rather than stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ffppppttt....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Ahah
pffft.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:45, archived)
# glad someone got it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Pure hummus!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# and?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Children being naughty this half-term? Take them to see the Anti Santa at all good department stores...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# rofl
its like nightmare on elm street meets mortis :D

*clicky*
(JadeFalcon, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:25, archived)
# miracle on nightmare on elm street
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# serious lack of lime there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I bet you could plug that kid's gob with a lime
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
#
gob bum
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:31, archived)
# That too
but i knew someone else would like to say that
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:33, archived)
# sick minds etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# yupyup
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:35, archived)
# LIME or GTFO n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:36, archived)
# TITS!
'morgen!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Mogguh mister
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# This man represents the board at the mo....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:41, archived)
# NOW he represents the board!
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha :D
I stand corrected :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I stand erected
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:58, archived)
# We all do
it's in the limes
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:02, archived)
# !!!
www.b3ta.com/board/8411098
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:48, archived)
# That reference makes my adjustment REALLY wrong!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:50, archived)
# holy shitting cuttlefish!
that's rather marvelous, that is
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# 28th May
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# cor, lovely
and also acceptably limey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# whats with the limes?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:20, archived)
# another bandwagon
been going since last night
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# overnight bandwaggon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I was going to join the bandwagon
but I decided to draw a lime under it

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:29, archived)
# that is both calming and purdy,
you sir, may have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# needs more duck :)

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Behold the common Stag Beetle...

Don't do it, she'll turn all fat and angry!

Errr 'ning, soz for non-lime related post :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Haha!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# oh noes
he's tting married!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I think part of the word is on his belly

He's shitting married
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I'd be shitting if I was getting married!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# I'd be shitting limes
fo' sho
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Foreshore
Snizzle
etc
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# heheheh, spangarific!
'ningles to teh board, the world, the universe, but not the twunt driving the lorry I was stuck behind all the way to the station at 15 mph.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# 'ning
this morning i was stuck behind a guy driving a citreon who seemed to be convinced his car was 10 feet wide
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ugh, ive seen that behaviour before...
...the ones who are scared to death of parked cars...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:22, archived)
# that's the fella
this guy also stopped at the entrance to a tunnel because there was a lorry coming the other way.
you could have got a bus through the gap
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:28, archived)
# heh
woo

Ning all.

Might wanna soften the edges by feathering or using a little blurring, get rid of the ol' seams. Still woosome tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I'd love to
but Paint's a cunt like that :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# then super woo sir
mad skillz

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:15, archived)
# that's half of it
No Ms Paint on me office comp, but I found a way around that.
B3ta plus the other portals blocked by the work firewall, but I found a way around that.
Posting a pic that doesn't involve a lime; found a way around that.

Yeys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:18, archived)
# one day they will erect statues of you in town squares
in honour of this occasion
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
#
statues of
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:43, archived)
# thanks
was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 28 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Fucking stag beetles.
Their antics have made the woodland a complete no-go area at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# aye....
leaving dung-kebabs on the floor everywhere...damn filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:08, archived)
# dung-kebab?
Sounds nice, in an amusing way
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Dunking baps
Pfft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Hen Parties are far worse
leaving eggs everywhere
Pecking every man they see
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# Hahehe
hohahe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# SPANG.
ah the good old days... getting so blindly drunk that it becomes hilarious to steal cones and roadwork signs..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 28 May 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I've never done this
me mate did though, managed to walk 3 miles home drunk one night with 2 traffic cones; one of them still had the flashing light on it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I had one of those lights
And the end cap off a gas pipe. Somehow
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# one of my teachers when i was at school
stole one of the yellow balls that's on top of the poles from a pelican crossing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
# At uni
some wag decided to start a craze of stealing 'For sale' signs.

God knows why, but I ended up with four of the cunts in my room
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:10, archived)
# arf
it'll be tied to a tree naked in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Were you watching Bill Oddie last night?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:19, archived)
# no,
but someone mentioned it in the office in passing (cue idea light popping into me head at that moment)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 28 May 2008, 9:24, archived)

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