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[challenge entry] Why not use the girl who is already in the logo?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hehe
I really do like this
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# needs moar cdc
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I don't think so
cos they don't call him 'Big Ben' for nothing
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Represent Great Britain, you say?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hell in a handbasket!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# That's not To The Dogs,
that's From The Dogs...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# As I am turning over a new leaf and trying to get involved have a
very bad picture of hitler cat

it was for a project earlier in the year...
compo entry to be worked on shortly.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu yn chadair
siopa yn cath fair
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# huh?
.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# yup
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Pump.
I've always loved 5.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :)
chwerch
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# ah right...I think understand.
.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# According to a translator
he may cross I b3ta pull crookedly chair shop crookedly cat fair
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
pull up a chair
shop a kitten
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yes, get involved!
get involved!We are all lovely.
Except him *points* him *points* and her *points*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# it's rude to point
and it seems prodge thinks i'm a troll
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You mean you're not?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i'm more of a rock pixie
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# You sound like a shit pop-rock group.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i'm no good on mythological creatures
maybe i'm an elf
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# il be sure to watch out for you then...
and maybe you to *points over there*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# It's the hair
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Nazicat is cute.
If you can, see if you can optimise it a little - usually still pics are under 50kB on the board.

optimisation guide
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# .
thanks for that il do my best from now on.

as i said lower down on the board i was a watcher for a loooong time, gna get involved more now i think. need to get more imaginative aswell.

will try to get the digital of my hitler cat up it looks alot better in full colour...just my external with all that stuff is in the other room so alot of effort involved. im sure you understand..:)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Excellente
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Pearoast?
;) Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# this isn't the first image i out up i have been confusing with my words...
the first image i did... is this
Photobucket
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# get your hair cut
you filthy hippy
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Dennis?
Nice
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Awwwww.
Cational Socialism!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Secretly trying to take over the world
starting with Blue Peter?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# .
it was a project...we were given a week to make a poster reacting to a news article that was given to us a random
i was lucky enough to recieve the dispute over the competition to name the new blue peter cat...
the article mentioned hitler so a hitler cat became the outcome...
weldone for noticing the badge though!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] LONDON 2012
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# did his tat move?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I think it did
either that or im going slightly mad
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ninja edits...
.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Christ on a bike?
God on a hoverboard!


couyldn't get it to look right, so that's the bet yer getting.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# hahaha
good enough for me!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Rectangular goatse?
Nice though.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# great scott!
1.21 jigawatts with the point of a finger!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha
sweet
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ah hahahaha
Class. Does it work over water though?
Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# shoulder looks like boob
woo by the way
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Awesome.
Compo it. That's an olympic mascot I could get behind.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# You want to fuck God's arse while he rides a Hoverboard?
....I CONCUR!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# *That's inspired*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Got to do 50 of these for a local radio station!

They want to have them showing when there is no DJ in the studio. Ok this is goin to go down the board fast! It's new compo time. Oh!
Also.... look at my video on the links board! Posted 19:44 /spam ends
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# arfages!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I just watched it.
Happy Stickman should have some more adventures.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Can't touch it with a . . .
nice beat !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I see a big hand and a little hand in the background there...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# 1 more? Well the hell are the compo pictures! Wait for it.........
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# .
nicely done with the image sir!

i thought seen as though I have been a watcher of
this site for an extremely long time and i even
posted an image once with all the intentions to carry on with that procedure!

seems my degree takes too much of my time to do the image mashups!

but im just commenting here to say i will be trying harder in the futere to say hi!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Post your 1st picture here
NOW! I wanna see it ;)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# .
my very first one!?

edit..iv just put something up ther at the top of the board!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Your first and only
Or have i read your message wrong?!
Edit: Oh :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Priorities
You shouldn't let your degree get in the way of the lulz and CDCs!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: 2012 OLYMPIC MASCOT


The BBC are asking people to design a mascot for the London Olympics. We think you can do better. Who or what would best represent Britain to the world?

Challenge suggested by The Coast of Yemen and voted for by YOU.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# *votes for Prod's sock*

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# i declare prodigy69 the winner already
so soon
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ^This was agreed yesterday
Shortest compo ever

TJ: Anyone got their paws on the Canon EOS 1D Mk III yet?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# no, but give me a couple of days, i'll get you one
*launders balaclava
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I finally have the funds, and about twice for lenses
but get a bit lost on the Canon forums with their technical jargon
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:45, archived)
# ha ha ha London olympics
what next, the invention of the wireless radio


dear me
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Is there a prize
For being the last to enter the old compo before the new on is announced?


...no?

......please?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
#
challenge link on frontpage is borked

c_kick, happily supplying b3ta staff with known information
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Thanks Mr Kick
Now fixed.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# You think
we can do better than people...?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# FFS!
that is all!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Steve's determination to make it to Bejing 2008 knew no bounds
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# you can do eeet!! :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# simply lovely
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Steve's taking it all in stride . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# YESS!
Nice one..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I done this over a year and a half ago
With B3ta in my mind...obviously!

(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I've done this today, early in the morning (lil pea)
Photobucket
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
#
ARGH THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!
*hides under the desk - yes this pc has a desk! dun dun duh!*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm feeling it . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
Did you make that from scratch?

The peeza not dee mooshrams.

Damn, that crust looks tasty.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# It itched so bad that I just had to too . . .
after all what's a spore mad a for anyway ?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# AHhahhhahaa.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# What would Mary Whitehouse say?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Well, I like it.
It's like a fucking morgue here.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Thanks. I made it to replace this
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# AHhah, not done one of those in a while.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Haha
I like that. I often find myself looking forward to when someone breaks the faq. All the best gif's come out to play
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Ta, it's from some really obscure Italian? movie I saw on Youtube.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# And another
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Don't ever replace this
It's one of the funniest "read the faq" type replies.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I suppose I could use that one for actual FAQ violations
and the other for things I just don't like
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# 4.
Profit!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# What's that smell ?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Christ, that's freaking me out.
IN THE BEST WAY!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Recognise anyone?
Tried to make me go to rehab...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Keep on dancin' !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I think she'd be as lost for words as we are.
Have a woo for this bizarre creation
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# British justice


Click for bigger (246KB)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# HAHA
The baby's speech makes this whole image.
Original post is awesome too :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Ta all.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Baby speech
/Jay
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Cow'd do'm . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I aMooooooooooouse you?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Brill.
:)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Ta.
Also, your hair amuses me.

What's with that?

:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# oh my god, that is just too funny....
:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Mooooooooooo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# nicely done sir
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha awesome :D

free Vincent Vargo!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# That's cocking woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The court artist and the crinimal are happy to be there . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# You is a proper artist.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# does your arts get publishes in papers?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I was wondering this
The style looks familiar and 'down on the farm' is a section in Private Eye isn't it?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Your posts always amaze me
You have style AND hummus and if you don't make a living out of this sort of thing you damn well should.
I hope you put all of your cartoons in a book. I'd buy it like a shot.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Stretching the truth . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# She reminds me of the Princess from The Princess and the Monkey....
Woo! Also, has anyone downloaded the latest Firefox yet? I just have and it seems to be slower than the old one :?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's normal with Firefox
It's been getting steadily larger and slower with every release. See if you can get hold of Firebird 0.7 to see how quick it used to be...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Tried it, didn't like it.
The memory leak seems worse than before.

I'm enjoying 'Opera' muchly.
Fast as a muthafucka.

Also, images seem waaay sharper, somehow. I was looking at my blog with FF3 and Opera, Opera just makes everything look sharper.

Weird.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Just running it now on Mac 10.5
seems quicker to me
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# This
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# very much slower
where can i back track?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# cheers for the heads up
my tame computer wiz, he really is a wiz, was telling me to get it this morning, he rated it.
it would appear his wiz is running below par.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# the previous version was much faster...
but kept prompting me to update update update all the bloody time and i gave in and i regretted it :(
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# seems a lot faster than FF2.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# I nose what you mean.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# In the bowl baby . . .
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Looks like my wife
Except for the nose...she is Thai and can do the finger routine, very weird!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# More old school wobbling....
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# :D
resident evil style!

*edit* cant stop staring. Its so effective! Hope you dont mind i want to try something like this!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# wobble wobble
Woo!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Very good!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Terrifying
And brilliant!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Its like some sort of
crazy victorian zoetrope zombie film!

Noice
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# set in China
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# the village spliced with resident evil?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# That is very very excellent
Have a click
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# *Stop being so good*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i agree with everyone above
this is teh ace
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Is too !
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta love those Tesco D.I.Y gingerbread men
Damn you, b3ta! The post below reminded me of this i did a while back. I had to rush upstairs, get my phone cable out, upload the pic off my phone, resize it and upload it before it became irrelevant!



Sorry if its not worth its own thread - i coulda put it in with the post below, but after all that damn effort and rushing about - ITS WORTH ITS OWN THREAD!

Phew!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# ahhh!
the precum drip has made me spew my ADB!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *wheels out again*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# What would you get if you crossed a human with a violin?
Probably not this, but I drewed it anyway.


(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# A violuman
(NSFW - I can see her F-hole!)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# And her g-string :-o
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# stop panicking
don't fret
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# nice..
at first glance i thought it was an odd bird with a weird goatee and japanese things in her hair..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Pffft yes,
She does have a slight stringy beard. And thanks :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Does she mind if I practise my fingering?
Woo
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# That's fine
as long as you twiddle the right nobs first.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Not a problem.
My girlfriend plays violin, so I get plenty of practise at violin related innuendo.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Splinters
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# this is beautiful work
well done!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I am now thanking you!
*thankthank*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] olympic training goes wrong


had to eat the de-limbed bugger after. if only he knew how good he tasted
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# haha...
nice.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# He coulda been a contender!
Excellent, welcome to the board :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# T.J. PIGGIES!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# hehe
surfing piggies :D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Is it just me
Or does that look shopped?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# I don't trust anything anymore
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I don't believe you
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# see!


wait...
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# thanks
first post ever!
lots more to share.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# And you have done well young padawan
Keep this up and do not flood the board and you will be liked :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Awesomeness
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# paralympics it is then
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# That's got to sting a bit.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I been cooking steaks
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hee Hee
burnt oven glove
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# its burnt and dirty and smelly
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# those chips look beezer!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# ^this^
with sauce
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# they had meat juice dripped all over them
With a touch of olive oil
:)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# are you married? can we get married?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# No im not married
Is a cival partnership alright?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# works for me!
get banging the pans, and I'll be needing some servicing later this evening.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I did that to mine too,
by touching the grill bar with it.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Our grill doesnt work - I think its from leaving it on hob aswell
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# You sure have.
Woo
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I been cooking pasta in ricotta sauce
But I ate it all
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I'm going to be eating a lamb curry soon.
But I just got back from the gym and I'm not hungry yet.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Cor, lamb curry
Chilli pork fried rice tomorrow probably :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Sounds good, I haven't planned that far ahead yet.
Probably either pork chop, or duck breast.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I have to, otherwise I'd spend too much
Mmmmm, duck
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# you've burnt your coke bottle
:)


tj: will anyone swap a 1440x900 wallpaper for a vector or a drawing or something?
i really want a good wallpaper. :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# yum :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# It was rather
now I feel a tad full
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Great stuff.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# domogrilled steak..
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hahahahha
:D
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# has sock had an accident?!!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)

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