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# omg srsly
look who i just saw!


funniest speech i've ever seen, ranging from "looking like a tit" during flash gordon, to mining helium-3 on the moon, to attempting to do the "once more into the breach" speech from henry V and forgetting it (i have a video of the latter)

he rushed off at the end, so no closeups i'm afraid, although he did promise to come and see our show so all is not lost
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# where was this?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
#
here
:D
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# legend. thats near me.
in fact he lives in the next village over from me actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# You can hear him of a quiet evening....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i see him out and about occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# if you're nearby
fancy coming to this?
(we have been told to attempt to sell tickets to anyone and everyone, even strangers on the internet)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# where's that?
i'm in guildford/woking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# oh it doesn't say!
it's at the theatre in eton, cos we're posh like that
but not exactly round the corner from you :p
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Youth and opera.
Two words I never thought I'd hear together, honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# it's not opera really
they just say that to get the government grants :)
musical theatre is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Hooray!
Repost!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# yay!
i think i neglected to woo this the first time round so... woo!
i've forgotten the noise he makes though
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It's some kind of
BLAAAAARRRRRBBBB!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ah yes
that was it!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
I didn't expect that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# this encourages
definate clickage
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# This should have been FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I am sooooooooo jealous
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:15, archived)
#
jealous envious
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
#
envious pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# brill stuff
...why isn't the audience looking at his massive head?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# it's his voice, personified

o yes, and he said "gordon's alive" a total of THREE TIMES!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you saw a man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Thanks go to Friz for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# parting crowds like the combover that is my hair
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# :D
Almost to ten, keep'em coming :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# it is all our futures
and we know it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# more more more
how do you like it?
i really like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:32, archived)
# Bah, I'm off to bed

G'night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# she
is pregnant with spiders
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Angry, nasal, tattooed, heroin spiders!
With guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# And trilbies.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
#
guns tits!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Amy Skeletor?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Or Skeletor Winehouse
I like to give my public a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Amy Skeletorhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] First post. Ever.
(kwality8, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Note:
Note that the heaviness of the petting is not specified. There is simply to be none!
(kwality8, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# At a glance...
...I read Pushing as Pissing...


Which seems like it should be on those posters!!
(NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Eff me
This is great.Do they still use these at the baffs?
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# not much shoppage
the "petting" one always cracked me up - they should have been more specific.

"No tongues"
"No fingers and tops"
"No frottage"
"Anyone found with a semi will be thrown in the cold pool"
(rogerzilla, Sat 21 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Keeping the shoppage subtle....
was my aim. Plus I'm not very good with it and the free 30 days runs out tomorrow!

(kwality8, Sun 22 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Please enjoy me and a cow, celebrating 31,000 posts together


Kasto Kasto Krut, Ghee, and now my shirt to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i think you may be enjoying it more than the cow
congrats and stuff.
31k eh? i'm only bothering doing 5000-markers nowadays, so i admire the dedication
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# thankees
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Are you shagging a toy cow?
Have you informed Closer magazine of this?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)
# should I?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Oh yes
They would want to know
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# weird... i'm fairly certain shagging exhaust pipes is pretty unhygenic
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# 4dam did it....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# o_Q
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6668017
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# Nah, they'd only be interested if you were related to it
Congratulations sir!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# 'Grats
Nice cowhumpery
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:05, archived)
# You saucy chap, you
*is moderately disturbed*


Congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I've posted every possible part of my body so far for BIg Round Numbers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Even the backs of your ears?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# its like the demon head master.....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# in what way?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# the stare. its like you're looking at my darkest secrets
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)
# mr horrible says I don't mind
the thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving my chair
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# fortunately not my cow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)
# congrats on your large...number of posts
here's my sister playing pitch n put:
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# wood
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# i've seen this way too late for anyone to notive my reply but....
ha ha ha ha. best reply ever (yours, not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# triple entendre
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# caroline aherne,
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# hmmm never seen the similarity before
it really is my sister though
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# BIG ROUND NUMBER YAYS :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)
# GHEE MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:14, archived)
# I will enjoy this with a roll of clingfilm, some swarfega, and a box of kleenex
Many thanks in advance,

4dam
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Thank The Duke for this one.


Suggestions welcome now, I must make it to 10!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# haha
I like these lots
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# lolz
how about someone finds out he has a cock for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# hahahaha
madness lots and lots of madness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thanks very much.

All the best,
The Duke of Prunes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Than'coo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *plumbums*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# tony slattery?
have you done him yet?
/just got back from the pub and can't be bothered to look

edit: also, i want an eamonnholmescat
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Flattery ... pat her knee ... prattery ... fatter flea ...
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)
# something something something.. les battersby
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Something, something, something
Voltaire!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Eating old lead and batteries
You can get charged for that.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# wittiness!
i like :D

edit: unless you didn't mean it, then you're more of a genious
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# sadly
I meant it. And even was going to add if he had eaten fireworks... I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Why is it I see these
everytime I pop in?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Because they've been going on all night :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Because I am on a fucking mission.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# :D
I've been in a building the same time as him.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)
# *trumps with the KARL KENNEDY KARD +8*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
Holy fuck shit awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Even when he was talking his face didnt move.
I saw it.

I WAS THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# BOTOX MAN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahahaha
a ate a poynd o leyad
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:34, archived)
# RPS
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Fucking hell that's terrifying.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Sinister aint she?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Extremely
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Is it just me
who thought of vibrating head girl?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# she's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i prefer sturdy girl
she's a fine figure of a woman
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# is it wrong that i still would?
Woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hang on...
STILL would?

Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
#
Very, very wrong indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Her head looks like a giant ball of spider eggs
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha
very true
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Huzzah
am not insane :D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# hahaha, the spider queen descends from her nest
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Grand
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Is..is that Barry Chuckle?
It terrifies me!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ^ this
^ and this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:49, archived)
# i for one welcome our new overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Oh god when will it end?


Edit: subtle Cunting For Agatha tribute included

edit edit: Aaaah, hummus injection from the Duke.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# it will end in
3
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
2
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# OH SHI.....
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ...tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hurray for bees!
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely little ditties :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# haha
Lully kittens is lully.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# AWWWWWW
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hive!
class :D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:22, archived)
# eek! an undercunt!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
BEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Every single one of these
charms me :D
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I like these an awful lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hahaha
You are the genious!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# bee sharp?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 7:35, archived)
# Probably been seen before....
but I likes it!
(fandingo, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# you seem to be something of a wee tiny bellend
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Quick! delete this
and reply to the correct thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hmmm
?
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# sounds cool
:|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yup; new to me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ohhhhhhh jesus.
*Gulps*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# i'm happy
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Please delete yourself
from life
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I'm replying
because everybody else is.
(Sverre my password is "password", Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# good lurking
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# he's got GHEE in his profile!
GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hes got the whole GHEE in his hands,
Hes got the whole wide GHEE in his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Nearly 5 years
and you give us this?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Go get em Tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *growls*
:)

Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hello you.
*friendglomps*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Only friends?
*sads*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Of course
Super Happy Internet Friends!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)
# What if I don't want to be your SHIF?
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:45, archived)
# As if, Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# oh noes...
you forgot pretty much everything
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Willie Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Willie Nelsons
daughter thinks I'm 'cool'. He mailed me to tell me so.
I guessed from that she was 11 or something, but then she mailed me herself. She isn't 11.
Nice family.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:33, archived)
# That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I know
but purile name dropping is all i have going for me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# some goodnight abstract. Hope you like it
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Super!
I love Boab Dylan's Theme Time Radio Hour
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hello sir Duke!
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Nae bad
I'm off on holiday after the morn. I can't wait.

Yer sel?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# BRAW!
I have a half day tomorrow and will be heading oop north for partying.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# How far north?
I'm off to Orkney on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# oh, only as far as Sheffield
however, I seem to find myself attending the mighty AberBash soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# http://www.folkradio.co.uk/ FTW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That looks pretty good
Cheers, mun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# np mate
its ace. You heard of the Espers? Just discovered them there. Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Na
but I give them ago.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:23, archived)
# 'lo Duke
You aren't around much these days which is a shame.
By the way do you type with a broad Scottish accent after a few bevvies?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Evening
I've been too busy at work to do b3ta stuff, I had to ban myself. I've been doing more lurking during the evenings.

Aye, lass. Ah've bin haein a few bevvies. My text messages are worse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# spare half an hour = make a ratcow (:
ratcow sm

cfb [1.4MB warning !]

(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# with tits!
Nice shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Those udders of yours freak me out.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# just these
or the others too?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# All of your udders.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# What if I say I'm not like the udders?
Everything is better with tits.

Except men.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it freaks me out slightly that we've reached 67ooo people
hello n00b. Chair, kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# how do you know these numbers?
is it....magic?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I calculate them using ducks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Sixty Seven Ooooooh!
Indeed. Hello, veteran, roar, etc.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:12, archived)
# you seem quite nice
I shall watch your progress. And I'm not a veteran, I'm just one of the many screaming voices. The real veterans sometimes wake from their slumber.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Thank you
You don't seem horrible at all. I hereby deem your name to be misleading and shall write to the newspapers. :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I have actually been reported to trading standards
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:20, archived)
# For lack of horrible?
Those pesky kids! *fistshake*
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Just think of them as Nabaztags
All cute and lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# udders is aliens ?
(:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I still love your udders.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# brilliant
worth a click in anyone's money
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
I had the exact same source picture waiting to be used on my HD

it is now wonderfully redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
#
sorry (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i've had her
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# your scanner
wont hold up to proving that
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# tits
woo!

Nice bzz aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# yes
but can it be milked?
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Is that a row or a cat?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# nice gerbils
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# fucking hell.
I knew they were in existance i just needed proof.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# nice
thats a tiny bit strange tbqh but a good job on the shop
(imgunnabesick rawr ^ \_/ ^, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:21, archived)
# PEW! PEW! PEW!


The before times
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# See, you didnt have to wait long.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# yup! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahahaha
lAAVERLEEE
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# the trick to flying is to distract yourself the moment before you hit the ground
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *red suitcase surprise!*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahah lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# loving these
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
wondrous daftness ! (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# hahaha
DEFYING SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hoho!
Braw!

How about doing:

Oh dear what can the matter be,
Eammon Holmes may be fatter than me...


or something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Im on it...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Unexplained lasers!


Oh, this is We are the lemons picture by the way.
b3ta.com/board/8479896
Which was made from one of We are the Lemons pictures too. and Clansoul helped a bit, even though he told me not to mention.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# nice
edit: who the fuck is clansoul?
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Haaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Well, they're only unexplained until someone explains them

I am loving this series
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Butters?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I thought "We are the lemon"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# lemon butter is tasty.
eaten all of your cake yet?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Nooo
They were binned and I had beans on toats instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Butters and We are the Lemon are completly different :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Has anyone ever seen them both at the same time?

Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# As flowerpot said, violent and bulgy bottoms
Maybe he's one person with two alter egos, one of which is is yin, the other yang.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I know silleh
Butters is Mr Violent and We are the Lemon has men with bulgy bottom bits :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Lemon Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ...was wearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# So far
"Yay" is the only thing I've seen you say today.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahahah
I've done quite a bit today, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Oh?
Like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# See here :]
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=56509&board=main_threads
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Oooooh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# animations!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# \o/
MOAR!

Lasers ftw!

Edit: I have two on the way but flash died and killed one of them so I will have to start again :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Only if you do!
edit:*can't wait*
oh, start again?! thats gay :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# may i please borrow your laser?
i will use it for good, i assure you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Fo' shizzie!
*hands over the lasers!*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)
# thanks!
*sets on full power and swings around head*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# DUNNAE SHOOT CAP'N!
No idea what i'm talking about. wheee
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# 21 left :D
Noice
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# oh fuck
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Unexplained lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# and
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# And, of course:

You'll need to click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:14, archived)
# :D
BRAWS!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
#
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# fuck off and get your cock out already
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ok
now what?
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# pictures or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
nsfw
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# and our survey says...
WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# you love it you dirty bitch
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# You appear to be in the middle of your cubist phase
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i was actually in the middle of my 'breaking my scanner' phase
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Did you crack the glass plate with your bum again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:18, archived)
# i didn't do a 'b' side, so no
but it makes an odd noise on the odd occasions that i use it now
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# mictostarn!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
# starn?
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# starn?
starn!

STARN!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Shaved scrote?
Actually the subject was going to be "you have a nice willy" but I didn't want to risk it appearing as a quote on the stats board.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ginger pubes
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Aah
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# i am smiling about the
'nice willy' comment
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
nicescaled up considerably in tattyshop
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That would imply that you are on familiar terms with his rude bits
I bow to your knowledge ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# his misses told me
once she'd stopped giggling.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# his mum told him
the dirty bitch
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# touche é
with the little accent thing to make it look sophisticated
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# é
copy/paste
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Now wave it out the window
and do a wee on anyone passing by while shouting "la, la, la here comes the good juice"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# hehe
you're on form this evening!
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
And a "lol"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Spurs fans
their disability, sadly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# BALLS PLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahahah
I've got more courvoissier in the sideboard here.
Let homies sort it out if he comes round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i sang 'rabbit' at the karaoke the other night
it was a special moment
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Brave
So very brave.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I got my adidas on the sideboard 'ere
Splendido

[edit] partial mindpiss from my partial mind
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
#
suundies i like most of all i lange arand the crib in me sox as a rule, i tell ya i gets busy doing nuffink at all on suu undie
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# *runs*
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Click
and no rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
# why is this redexing for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:19, archived)
# are you using b3ta.com
or a mirror site?
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:20, archived)
# i'm still in the backdoor i think...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# fixed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# it's ter ter ter tricky
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# tricky
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# tricky
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# tricky
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Gertcha!
.
(champagnerocker, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# man oh man
it comes to something when the original source pic looks shopped to me
*enfuddles*
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# hahaaha!
I know what you mean. I've looked at it so often it doesn't even look real any more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha!
hi matey.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# FROG FUCKS GRAMMY
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# this...
...yes
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahahah!
the expression is PERFECT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# PWOAHR
YES
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# This is so good I don't know whether to click or spluff


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Bun papa! Bum papa! Bum papa!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# :D
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# This is a lie
Woo *click n save*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# He looks like hes sucking something out from within....
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# His froggy dick.
He went for a full house.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# heheheheh
lovely
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Wonderful!
WOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# hahahahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# heh, lucky horn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Oh my!
This gives me the raging 'orn.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:36, archived)
# this is worth the price of the internets
all by itself (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahah!
beautiful stuff. Just beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# CLICK FOR FULL COMIC

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# *love*
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# *joys*
whay thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# POOPEGS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# they do stick better
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# poop eggs?
sounds like the revenge of the chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# !
yes.

Also: lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I first read that as "pogs"
I'd forgotten all about them

No big loss, mind...
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i loved them
especially the looney tunes ones
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you can't beat a good poo
but ponder, some poor orphans simply cannot poo

they try all day long but finish up strained and pooless.

Your donation can help this.

A donation of 10 pounds can help an orphan squeeze out a pea sized pellet of poo.

A donation of a mere 20 pounds can help an orphan squeeze out a frond of rabbit shit sized orphan shits.

And a donation of 50 pounds can force an orphan to squeeze out a bloodstained lump of sphincter lacerating chocolate concrete.

Please, give all you can.

/radio 4 charity appeal blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# nice conical form - excellent sphincter control.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# it took years of practice
but you can learn too
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:24, archived)
# my people do not excrete, but thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Finally finished this for my friend Mr.Hall. Final print will be 2 meters on canvas. We live by the sea..........
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

approach the van and buy a feast
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I like this an awful lot
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# The texture on the big one is really nice
good work that man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hey mediocre,
I always check your flickr in my latest contacts images. quite the man about the world. i'm savage_pictorial.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# cool, and thanks ;)

*emfriends*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh
i'm now your contact. that was quick.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# *zips up*

we can now keep track of eachothers pics more easily ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# 2 'kin meters wow
And woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# "often licked - never beaten"
Now that should go on a t-shirt. Good arts! :)
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Extreme icecream
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Marvelous stuff
woo matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# brilliantness
(big fat cocks, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Justifed and Ancient!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ha, good reference.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# ALL ABOARD FOR MU MU LAND
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# very nice indeed
can i have a flake
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# try calling amy winehouse on 555 BROWNDRAGON
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
- FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
.
..
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:25, archived)
# beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I like this!
I need to learn more on 'big printing' of images- not 2 metres though
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# large scale canvas printing FTW
i have had some lovely results recently.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Robert Jr.'s a Downey
(iamgoingtohell, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is that a telephone dial chest?
corrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# i(ron)phone?
*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i don't get it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Em

Edit: I think it's in the eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I done made an image

cfb (150kb)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# The cfb does it!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Cor, so you did.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Wonderful!
Where you the chap that made the others like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# No, I'm not

I'm not aware of there being others like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Yer, about 4 years ago...
All made to look historical like this, about 4 of em'
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Cool, I'd like to see those
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Here is one
englishrussia.com/images/nazi_robots/2.jpg
And two
englishrussia.com/images/nazi_robots/1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Coolness
I've seen number two before, now that you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# reminds me, i did this
i did thisit's a long lost relative on the cart

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# That's shite
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# so's your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# True, she's Tracey Emin
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Qualitats!
does this make the Ewoks the French resistance?

Listen very carefully I shall steal your speeder only once?
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Those wacky Nazis with their crazy inventions

Edit: Driven by this bloke?

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I am quite sure you're right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That am ace!
Clickity. :)
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# haha
Im glad I clicked for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# bloody hell that's very nearly awesome
could do with a little work on some of the lyrics though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# cheers

"Deutchland, Deutchland, über alles?"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ah, says he that watched QI
them are not the right lyrics either.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# It was on the Dutch news
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha, top notch sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hehe
The cfb actually made me giggle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# yay for click for big
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# those chorus girls are heavily dressed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Braw"
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)

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