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My apologies for crapness

And lateness....

(kuntybawz, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

oh christ I read today he was thinking of a comeback

after he gets out of the chink...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Ba-dum...

...tiss!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

hahahaha

dodgy :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

On an olympic theme...

But not worth componess

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

That's well done

but I feel completely ground down by the London Olympics, and it's 4 years away

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

Woo!

Dear god I'm stuck with King of Queens on TV as there are guests watching it. I was thinking, 'What could be worse' and then that annoying twat and his brother from Everybody Loves Raymond turn up, as their characters, in it!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

do you have an external antenna?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

external dish

/I must bring that inside and wash it up blog

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

mwhahahah

Go move it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

christ on a boat

what deity have you offended to suffer this?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

I know!

They're going to have to add a whole new section to the English language just to discribe the horror!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

glans-stompingly bad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

surely that is good.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

get your cock out and we'll see

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

all of them . . .

even the ones that don't exist
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

Oh dear god!

The fathers in it now!!!

*covers in ash and dons sack cloth*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

so, technically, all of them then

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

just do a shit in front of the tv, that way they will leave and wont come back to watch shite on your tv

just the shite on your carpet

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Can't no carpet

And if I did why'd probably just start watching that and not notice the difference!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Eeeeyyyy!

Happy Whensday everyone!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Noice!

Good old Les.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Has anyone seen the Last COmic Standing ad with the black man talking about tanning salons?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

wankety wank

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Oh my word, how wonderful!

Also: She really was something, wasn't she?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

what, exactly?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

A lovely piece of lady.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

a bit of posh

niiiiiiiiiice

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of posh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

I was more of a Felicity man meself

and strange attractions to Penelope keith and Yootha Joyce should probably not be aired in public

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

i've met penelope keith keith, she's dead nice.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I didn't know she had a middle name...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

god i am not with it all am i?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

How's your head?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

sparkling a little bit still but a bit better

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

Don't go for a run, you'll just make matters worse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha run!

thats a good one

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

This is why you're good

you appreciate sitting down just as much as I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

i recline more than i do sit. especially at the moment. my entire body aches

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

You need to be dumped unceremoniously

into the bath.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

urgh. bedlam soup.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

It'd help.

Either that, or you need a massage with some heated oil. Which is going to be difficult.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

*ties back hair

*warms oil in hands

Let me at him

*chop chop chop chop chop rub rub rub

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

cor!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

happy finish?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

You do love your younger chaps, don't you?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

:-s

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Yootha Joyce! Phwoar!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

something very appealing to a 13 year old boy about an older woman who is gagging for it

and she wore tight blouses.
And Elsie Tanner.....

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

Actually, sod all of them.

All we need is this glorious woman right here:

www.dignityindying.org.uk/uploadedImages/Support_Us/ZoeWanamakerpic.JPG
And I'd quite happily have both her and Robert Linsday. Yowzer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

*high five*

i love her so much. she minds me of my gcse english teacher who was roughly the same age.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

My GCSE (edit: what?! My English teacher) was like a slightly larger version of that white haired lady off the Apprentice

except with a love of old English (so shouting Chaucer at us in the original form) and much, much better.

I LOVE YOU MRS FRANCIS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

Miss Connery, where ever you are, i love you too.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

Mmmm... Zoe Wannamaker and Felicity Kendal....

*drifts off to Doomy dreamland*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

*joins*

but felicity back in the good life days

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)

And the occasional bit of

cache.viewimages.com/xc/3268776.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=10276273D480F6D8C8980B8863D0339FA55A1E4F32AD3138

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

late 60s Jessie?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

*assists*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

We need Dr Zaarlon

he's good for tandem thigh-rubbing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

And speaking in the third person...

Who is that lovely by the way?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Paula Wilcox....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

*notes*

*returns later*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

oh fuck yes!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hah, glad you agree.

I do have ace taste in women.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

wish I was Richard O' Sullivan

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

not for me, ta

but, phwoar, fuck yeah
image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/11/19/imnotthere460.jpg

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

well if we're going for modern

cache.viewimages.com/xc/56990749.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CE3DBEA7DE67A12238A40A659CEC4C8CB6

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

shes a little jaw-ry for me i think...

i think i'm falling in love with cate blanchett, you know.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

She is lovely.

She makes the new Indy worthwhile.

host.trivialbeing.org/up/indy4-indiana-cate-blanchett-1986674.jpg

bp3.blogger.com/_X6Isw4ybb4U/R-9uJ1xDg7I/AAAAAAAAJpQ/521LlWLtT14/s400/indiana_011.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

one of the things i love about her is how versatile her face is, i didn't even realise that was her. phwoar....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

You're telling ME.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

SHE'S NOT A NAZI

but i'd let her oatlash me good n proper

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

:D I knew you'd come to the same conclusion.

She SHOULD be a Nazi. Then I'd probably lose control of my lower half.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

that's well dead...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

I think you'll find she isn't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

nah the linky isn't working for me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

here

i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/BryOutlaw/paula_wilcox.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

BOYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

ooooh.... mama!

I always preferred her in Man about the House cos she was flirty but wouldn't take any shit.

And a brunette

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

What's wrong with yootha joyce

other than the fact she's dead. My name gives a 90% compatibility match with hers on some weird "find your one true love" website.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahahahaha!

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one then

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

You just leave off her.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

office lol!!!!!

nothing like some posh bird swearing.

Or Wendy Craig

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

hahhaa

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

hahaha best sigh ever!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

also...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

yay!

I seen that pic before..

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

i think everyone has used that picture of wendy craig...

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new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

Oof, have this little ditty...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)

Damnit! I haven't got Sky TV...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

fiver on the orca

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

Really? You're on!

Look at the magnificent mane on the land animal...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

yeah but shamu is also packing heat

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

This will not end well

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I disagree

There'll be BBQ for all whatever the outcome!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

a bit of freehand

if its too nsfw i'll linky

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Nice one!

And with regards to the NSFW thing, no way. I have seen pics of Beth DItto posted on here so youre fine ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

thank ya sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

guess what I'm doing with my free hand

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahahaha

thats just wrong! how can you cook bacon and look at b3ta at the same time! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Wanking the baby?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

vice versa

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Your baby is surprisingly talented

for one so young ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

I wish I had this curvactious beauty lumbering towards me in a suggestive manner

Oh and i think it would only be a nazi that tried the nsfw on it. Looks like art.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

:0)

cheers!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

OUTSTANDING use of the word 'lumbering' there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

is it?

I dunno to be honest, I sortof just throw words at a page. That's what my supervisor says. Or did I spell it wrong?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

Lovely work!

Yay for proper women, also. You win on both counts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

morning capt

did u get my gaz??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

I did, I did!

I've been lax chap, sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

no its okay

i was jsut curious what you thought - well as it was your idea i was stealing :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

It usually takes me a few days :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

mmmm voluptuous

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

heheheh

:) the original is better! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

outstanding!

and beautifully sturdy too :)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

thank ya sir!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Nice. Reminds me of my post-lady.

As it is in no way worth its' own thread I shall stick this here.

I'm in a puerile mood today.

DeRIS: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7472722.stm

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

i was reading that in the times a minute ago

wtf? how ridiculously ostentatious is that

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

The speed of the floors is random as well

what if you're wasted?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

I think it sounds lovely

if somewhat wasteful.

EDIT: Actually it runs off wind turbines, so not wasteful.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahhaha

thats ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

fixed

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

gah!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Needs some dripping batter

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

now I feel like going to the chipshop

and getting some of their greasy fish

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

As your attorney I advise that you choose southern fried chicken

that way you can lick your fingers after you've put your bone in the greasy box.
.
.
.
.
I'll get my coat.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

but there's nowhere that does southern fried chicken within easy walking distance

tho I could go to the other side of town in an epic voyage and get a bucket of chicken

then, after 24 hours, it'll finally pass through my system

and then my tract will unleash the "processed chicken bomb" and no doubt block the toilet

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)

Phwoar.

That's a fine piece of lady.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

I always wondered...

...what they ate.
Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

hahahaha fantastic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

This

GMTFH.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Yay for Venison!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

OM NYOM NYOM NYOM NYOM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

hahahaha

brill :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

Oh bloody hell yes

By the way

thundercats-the-movie.net/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

It will be shit I reckon....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

HAHAHAHAH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

haha

super

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

oops. needs more proof reading... :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

the horn?

quick assed ninjediting dude!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

not quick enough though :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

the joke went down well over with my team here

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Needs more "get"

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

You dropped the "get if you"

:D Arf though.

Edit: Much better :) And still Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

GET, love, GET

:D

Nice sig work, by the way.

Edit: ahhh, lovely. Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

This question makes no sense.

Are you sure you put all the words in there?

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somegreybloke, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

YOU FAIL

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Darklord, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Ah I understand it now.

I don't know - what do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

'ell if i know

elephino

*gives joke back to the muppets*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Well I don''t know either.

Have you tried looking in Wikipedia?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

Muppets?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH8F0KaiipE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

wow my first ever rick roll

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

really?

that's actually a muppet roll. Slight difference.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

Ann Widdecombe in a grey suit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Oh, really?

Gosh. Someone should give someone else some funding in order to investigate this phenomenon.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

I doubt they'd produce viable offspring

said the joyless cunt in the corner.

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in vino veritas, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha

Muppet's Tonight gag:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

i love pepe

elephino? ell eff eye know? elifino? illifeenu?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Argh do some work...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

ARf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

Camel desaturated, Shirley?

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

pencil sketch effect from paint.net

as near as I can get to a filta!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

Arf!

Click for bigger (95KB)

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

hahah, spangage!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

My word, I've just been out for one of them

Well, a blue one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

THEY TRIED TO TELL MY I HAD EMPHESEMA I SAID

eegggghhh eegggghhh haaaaawk!
YES MY LUNGS ARE BLACK
*runs out of poetic talent*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Extremely quick

I think I'm way down the scale in photoshop skills compared to most of you, though. I expect to see some considerably better efforts.

Click for bigger (44KB)

(meat2veg hello!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

I'm OUTRAGED that they cancelled the ad

just because of a few homophobic rednecks! I've stopped using Heinz mayo as a lubricant . . .
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

The Daily Mail's comments board on the topic is priceless!

'I've not seen or heard of this advert but it is WRONG!'

and other such classics.

Woo to the OP

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

I am lost on this one.....

Anyone willing to DeRIS?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

certainly...

Daily Heil article

Hit 'view all' on the comments for teh quality...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

This was fave...

"...we won't be left trying to explain to our kids why exactly the Dad was called Mum and why did the Dad and "Mum" kiss."

Yeah, God forbid they should grow up informed and tolerant.

Well done to: Lee Wright, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 23/6/2008 19:35

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

'I'm sure that liberal druid, Rowan Williams, will welcome it.'

You go, Lucy Vance, Edinburgh

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

"This is what the word 'BOYCOTT' was invented for!"

Hahahahahaha marvellous stuff!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

And so I have entered my view.....

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

sure

de-ris

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

Beanz mean tongue action!

www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/23/asa.advertising

I think it's an awesome advert meself

Edit:
Bah, beaten to it

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

i win

:D

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

Lefty Guardian posters!!

Daily Mail's where it's at for this one. Pre-emptive complainers ftf!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

I wasted time

desperately trying to see if Charlie Brooker had said anything about it yet. :)

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Charlie Brooker is God.

fact.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Seconded! Double Fact!

He's taught me how to be increasingly effective in my bitterness to the rest of the world.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

hahahaha!

*belms*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Tghing is

if you watch the ad, it's clearly NOT a gay kiss

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLNPdZPSII0

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Oh ok!

I am with it now. People are actually complaining about that?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

WHAT!!....did they scrap that advert?

I thought it was funny as hell!! :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

That's a little disappointing,

both for the actual ad and the reaction to it, I really thought we were way beyond this kind of thing.

Oh well, back to the marches, *Dons frock*

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

ris

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

I believe there was an advert where 2 blokes kissed

It was removed after there were 200 complaints ALL FROM ME. I don't watch telly to see homoerotic behaviour. That's what the internet is for.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

ok, in that case...

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Bwahaha!

Such is the evil of heinz...before we know it we'll all be frockling, naked 'cept for a stylish hat, having-at the nearest same gender person.

(Peljammy Watching Godzilla, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

Christ that's huge

when you click it!

(kuntybawz, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

my fucking eyes!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

beanz!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

lol!!!

i lurve beeeaannnzz

(

noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

hahahaha!

i love the word 'poot'

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

For no reason:

A fat hamster and a caterpillar watching crazy anime and eating Gu.

What? Would you rather have seen Chloe being fondled by the Lingerie Shop Triplets?

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

nom nom nom, this is just fine for me!

don't want to over yiff

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

This makes me sad :(

Poor Gertrude :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

what the hell is gu?

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

Gu are a range of ludicrously decadent puddings!

www.gupuds.com/

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

their chocolate brownies

are ridiculously good, just stupidly insanely good. NOW I WANT THEM.

JJ WHAT ARE GU PAYING YOU YOU SWINE!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I'm not really a massive choc or pudding eater myself.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

me neither, i never have pudding when i cook.

except on special occasions, or when ridiculously baked and suddenly custard and 100s and 1000s seems like a good idea.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I did actually ahve some Apple and Blackberry crumble and custard the other day that my ma made :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

Their banoffee things are lovely

and you get a lovely ramekin to keep.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

We had some tiffin

it was ok

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Yeah, but easier than making them :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

i see.

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

they should hang out with leonard more =D

we're still waiting for our Steampowered nazi sex robots :)

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

*sniffs*

smells like the A5
hehehe! How is CW?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

Still the weirdest comment I've ever heard :D

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

I can imagine you eyeing the door handle

and wondering 'If I roll I might just survive jumping out of the car' hehehehe!

How is CW? We should all get together again soon.
I DEMAND A MEET UP!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

hehe :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

That secret link

reminds me of my dream

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Yay!

LST: Love you.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

BURP :)

Do the Triplets enjoy the fondling?
I hope they do :)

[Hello JJ]

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)

Why yes, I would...

But that hidden link isn't fondelling enough.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Yay! Secret link time!

I like those triplet characters more than Chloe - theyre just toooo big for me!

Nice work sir

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

(Redmond, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

"NO. SLEEP. TILL RYGILL 5"

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

No sheep 'til Buxton?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

No sleep 'till bedtime

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

Far beyond metaaaaaaaallll

SYL ftw

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

Arf!

In other news, it is suspected that I am the spawn of Satan as my blood is apparently very dark :S

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

i have very dark blood too

it is good, think it means you have good iron levels

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

O Rly?!?!

That will be all those nails I have been eating :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

they are munchylishus

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

You knows it!

HOLLA!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

try looking at it in the light

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

It looks quite red.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

Mine was nearly black :S

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:39, archived)

try looking at it in the light

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

I no longer has it.

It is with those magical peoples who will look at it and tell me if I have a dicky ticker.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

Pfffft.

"It"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

*slap* :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

thanks

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

*readies spanging pan for Bilbo*

Ning fella! How do?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

don't look for a reason- it was in my head and had to come out

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

BRAAAARAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

my god it's full of............

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

MARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSRRRRRRSSSSSS

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

Spunk?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

Hah, do those bras belong to Mr Ben?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)

Ms Ben

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

Mr Ben is a tranny

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

So it would seem

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

stop trying to rape my childhood!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

Yeah....

What he said.

Not Mr Ben! You cant make him a TV!

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

You can if you have the right money

(

Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

well they're not mine

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

I'm sorry Dave, but I can't let you do that

Daisy, Daiiiisy, give me your answer dooooooooo

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

I'm half crazy

me balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom
a plastic bag'll do
and you'll look sweet
Upon the seat
With meeeee on top of yoooou

Yay for one of the few songs I've known since the age of five.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

a plastic bag? classy

we use crisp bags round my gaff

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:26, archived)

You're in with the high rollers now, love

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

my dad told me this at age 9

In days of old when men were bold
and women weren't invented
they bored a hole
in a telegraph pole
and had to be contented.

He also told me I should learn to breath through my ears when I was 7...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

was there a practical reason for breathing through your ears?

*calls childline*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

Pfft! That's a bit more advanced than my childhood songs

I remember a version of "The lion sleeps tonight" that started "In the jungle, George and Bungle"

I cant remember anymore but I believe "Jeffery farted, an earthquake started"

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle

To have lots and lots of fun
Zippy got silly
and pulled off his willy
and stuck it up Bungle's bum.

Me and my classmates were excellent. Yay for posh kids.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

I am out of my depth here, the only thing we had close to that was

Micky Mouse
In his house
Pulling down his trousers
Quick Mum
Smack his bum
That's the end of part one

(there was no part 2, but i'm sure it would have involved "poo")

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

my name is coco and i live in a tree

i sell condoms for 35p
when they're used i put them in a box
they're only free with coco pops

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:40, archived)

I've never heard that one before, ever!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

i'm not sure if i made up or not

i probably didn't

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Indicate the path to my abode

I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook of liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago,
And it's gone straight to my cerefenfeniculum,
Wherever I may perambulate,
Near land or sea or agitated water,
You will always hear me humming this melodium,
"Indicate the path to my abode."

Beat that for posh.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

*strikes match for huge cigar off the head of Zara Philips*

Hmm?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

*Receives head from Zara Philips*

Oh, nothing - nothing.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

First Post

Been Reading for a Month.
Meat to Please you!...er i mean. Pleased to meet You!

(

NeeNoo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

HARRO!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

HARRO!!

edit: oh yes, don't be frightened to talk to us in the thread you start. Most of us are nice...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

That is a complete load of crap!

ALL of you are nice...
Its just that some of you are horribly, horribly misunderstood.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

Fuck off you twat!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

See, I read that

And I just feel that you're reaching out - desperately in need of some love.

And, Id just like to say - fuck off yourself you sad loser. You aint getting no love from me.

Go love yourself! :p

:)

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

HARRO!

and most excellent first postage too!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

HARRO! PULL UP A TEENAGER SHOP A CRIMINAL

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

its true!

you never leave. Occasionl holidays of a few days maybe...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

needs more quo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

Thx

A Nice Warm Welcome XD...

How Very..

(

NeeNoo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

harro!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

haribo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Harro-on-the-hill!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

*shivers*

Cock of a place.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

the top of the hill is nice

all the rest is clone-town bollox.
(I knew it when it was all fields)

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

I only met it for the first time a few years ago

being as I am a nubile young filly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

nubile

young
filly

*repeats until dizziness abates*

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

That's me, chicken.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

greetings

leave now, while you still can

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

HARRO!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

Size - good. Style - good. Hummus - yes.

Pull off a kitten, shop a Maddy, tell me this sign says "Eve ne loaf"

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

needs more bullet holes!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

HARRO

I like this.
I like you.
Mmmm. :D

(

Logiconor ) (, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

good morning

chap.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Harro thar!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Welcome!

Whohoo!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

Harro!

What a welcome supplies!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:29, archived)

what do say?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

lacist

is jeru around to finish us off?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

You have no chance to survive

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

HARRO YES

GOOD N00B Welcome aboard

pully up the kittins, shop the fuck out of a quos

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

Harro!

*hands over breath mint*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

Caught this little fellow running around the house last night...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

NOWAI

woo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

LEAVE HER ALONE IKE, IT'S NOT WORTH IT

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

hahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

kill it!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

his head is full of colourful thoughts

..oh wait! afrostoat! :D

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

He looks like

Tina Turner

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

ooooooh wait!

Was it sposed to?

/me feels pretty dumb right about now.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

TIna Turner?

Is that you?

(

Ratsta, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

(Redmond, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

what?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

eh?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

she's been incriminated in something?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

she's definitely hiding something

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

3d!

take bandwagon pic :

'ning peeps.. it's grey rainy and cold here :|

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

but what have we pixelated?

(

doph no time like the precedent, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

brings on the old emphysema according to wiki...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Bless her

My age, emphysema, first thing she does after leaving hospital is light a fag.

People get all upset, but she's a fucking blues and jazz musician, what do you expect? Look at Coltrane, for example.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

i hope she's still at bestival :(

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

When is it?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

september

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Better not be September the 11th, or you might not be able to go.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

huh?

its september 4th weekend.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:28, archived)

Sept 11th

might be the night of a b3ta gig. You get to see me attempt to play my instrument, possibly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

yeah its a funny old game jazz...

its the constant nightlife and booze/drugs. Great while your health lasts!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

Absolutely this.

She's a proper rock star - talented, and an absolute car-crash of a personality.

As opposed to Johnny No-Stars Doherty, who is just a car crash.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

And at least she doesn't fuck over other people

the only life she's screwing up is her own.

Unlike certain other junkie 'pop' stars

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

very true

im pleased you didnt mention his name he is fail

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

Robbie Coltrane has emphysema?

or sars?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

haha

is that actually her?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

hehe yep

some nasty paparazzi caught her mid blink or about to sneeze. She was so lovely before the old crackywack took hold...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

Gosh, you're not wrong.

Robert Crumb would've adored her, back in the day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

and the heroin

She had curves and the hair ohhhh
*goes to mop up sticky mess*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

nicely done

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

heh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

yay clive

*yays*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

hurrah!

go space Clive!

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new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

this is sortof sad. She's not much older than I am

WHY DOES NO ONE CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT ME?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

I do!

*passes crackpipe*

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

smoke more crack

then go into rehab people will love you for it and will buy your albums!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

the more I see articles about her, the more she annoys me.

brilliant pic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

TV Nostalgia FTW

hides from spanging

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sinisterduck, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

Lee Majors was in The Fall?

now there's a thing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

No you're thinking of Mark E Mark.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

heheh

do you reckon John Peel is looking after Mark E Smith's original teeth up in heaven?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

The Fallllllll-ah?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

the very same-ah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

nings-ah BTW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

I might jump an open drawbridge, Or Tarzan from a vine...

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

I always had to be The Kid because my mate owned the go-cart.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

you're lucky

I had to wear the bikini

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sinisterduck, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

corr! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

I'v been known to dabble with this at karaoke

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

oh dear lord

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

Cut-price peacekeeping...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

that's a netto what now right

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:27, archived)

Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

scotty dog!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

More efficient than cotton buds...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

It's Norfolk n'good though

*right, now I'm really relurking*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

I had to say that out loud

this just goes to show I should still be in bed. Bloody late nights.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

it's suffolk 'n' good

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

To what are you referring, terrible cunt?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

say it out loud

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

Oh I know

I was just wondering

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

go to bed

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

I wish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

*moves over and offers Cap'n the crumb-free side of the bed*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:13, archived)

What a gentleman!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

*pounces*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

*cutlasses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

*spills guts but persists nonetheless*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

That's dedication.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

*humane traps*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

Oh yes... You're a fellow Norfolkian.

Aren't you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

certainly am :)

up on the coast near to Sheringham

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

I'm in Norwich at the moment.

Spent some happy months living in Blakeney many years ago.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

pearoast

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

Hahaha, I've not seen that one

*incidentally, I haven't posted anything for this challenge, cos' prod had it sewn up from the outset,
and the only half decent idea I had for it I haven't got around to doing :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

~~sewn up~~ darned

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

pfft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

*awards clever thinking punnage trophy to GSTQ*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

i would just like to thank my first form year tutor and needlwork teacher Betty Harris

without her i'd be nobody,

*wonders if betty is still alive

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

Yea I know but I couldn't be arsed to shop it again...

PS: This was my favourite - her answer is real!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

Also genuine answers

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

bootiful

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

Morning Queenie!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:00, archived)

good morning sir

good morning the /board

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

BANG! and the wax is gone!

hahah, excellent stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 9:53, archived)

I'm gonna...

...pop a cap in yo tabs! WOO. Mornin' Fresh!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

Hallo Ninj!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

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