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# You come and go...you come and go oh..
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# making me
hungeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# *spang*
Do you think Pete will like korma puns as much as bantha puns :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I can almost hear the sobbing of Pete as we speak
be honest now, you're not doing these for b3ta anymore are you ;)
What did I unleash!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I don't think...
...I'll send him these, well...maybe the Korma Sutra one *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# best of all the deep fried lizards
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hehe - nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Heh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# oh god no!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# aaaaw potty mouthed comma!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# couldn't for the life of me remember the name
Comma!

yes, potty mouth sums it up....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *filenames*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Ooh I say...
yours is much better Bilbo, how art thee...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ticked off
work have banned hotmail and mesneger, but bizarrely not b3ta!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh, dear lord....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Needs more changing colour

ANIMATE IT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hm.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahhhahaha, spangage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have a more obscure version of him
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# very good lol
I'll have to get my moon from the bank-e
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning everyone!
Just a quicky, I've snuck on through a proxy at w*rk...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahaha :)
*clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pfffft

Edit: Oh ok *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# arf!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# "if you get thne maximum score you get 10 pound credit"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i've HAD it with these MOTHERFUCKING...
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Tell me
Snakes on a plane 2
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# natural snakes is much better than the evil, unnatural ones
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
Wonderful

maybe it's time for a cheeky repost
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# He's too brown and I don't like that font.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
that a hard critic :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# You don't even know what font it is

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I was quoting, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I know, silly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# HAhaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# posted on links earlier
it has 2000 kinds of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It certainly is!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :D hehe
*handseats*

(for a change)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# haha!
pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahah!
I finally got around to seeing that at the weekend... Was a damn stupid film, but brilliant with it... "So your only experience in flying is in a computer game?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# There are too many Snakes on a frickin plane posts
but this genuinely deserves to be up here.

Arise a woo
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# This is great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Reminds
me of FOLDS5's post from a while back:



Or perhaps mine :)

(Mr_SD, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# In response to...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7511831.stm

I sent...



...but I faded it out quite alot, like this...



and I got in reply...

Dear XXXXXX,

Thanks for sending us your ghost picture. My colleague Natalie would love to talk to you this evening if you have a moment to talk to her about the place you were in and taking that picture. Is there a number where she can contact you?

Please drop is a line by hitting reply all so that she can receive your email if I have left the office by the time you reply.

Hoping this finds you well,

JK
Broadcast Journalist
UGC Hub - BBC News Online

--------------------------

Boring, huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
Niceeeee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# lol!!
i want to see their face when they'll see the normal pic
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# HAHAHAH
Although, opposing light sources etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Oh God cue an inundation of ghost pics from b3tans.
EDIT my rubbish effort

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# You bet your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was sitting on a bench one day and this guy started playing his guitar next to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# curt?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# curt?
hes downright rude!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# He swore he didn't HAVE a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# thats because he DIDN'T
he was shot by cortney love and the CIA because he knew who shot JFK. duh...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Of course!
I feel so foolish!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# send it in :)
get another bbc FP
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha If I was going to it'd be this one :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Haha
That's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# oh yeah thats very good
that'd freak me the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hope you demanded to see his busking licence
Bloody ghosts, disturbing the peace and quiet. Bet it put you right off your lunchtime sarnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# The BBC can't see the opposing light sources?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Obviously not :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# are you sure it works with ghosts?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Ha ha!

Needs more rockets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# they're really asking for it with this aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Bah!
I got no reply!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hehe, If you took the original pic I'd run with it
but it sounds like they're going to be quite sceptical.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Unfortunately I didn't :\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Ghost picture?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
it slimed me
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Nom, nom, nom....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
ace

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# can i buy this?
or is it just a poster?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Just my little cheekiness
I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# well you should do a book.
i promise to buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Awesome
have a click

(*tits outs*)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# This is brill
and i want it on my kitchen cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hmmm so many flavours
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Arf!

the brackets made me chortle!

Edit/I am failing to think of other curry-related sexual puns. Can any of your readers help?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i suspect faal play
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# are you rogan joshing?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I think it's pathia plan...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i'll have naan of that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Are you coming on to me?
Let me just slip out o' madras
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i'll have lassi your lip, boy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oooh, your breasts really sag aloo-t
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I'd Raita be somewhere else
Sorry for Bhaji ng in on your puneadge
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# don't apologise, you've given me a bhuna
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That sent a shiver down my spine
I've gone all Jalfreezi
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I can't help
I don't noor any!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# i had your naan
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# At least that's sexual
if rather necrophillic.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# *office lols*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
What ya call an india lesbian?
Minjitta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# laughed a lot more than i shouldve
to that and a lot louder, pfft
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# The Indian Karaoke Champion...
...Gerrupta Singh...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I was told this by an asian mate of mine so I can blame her rather than myself
What do you call a goodlooking Indian guy?
Asif
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# What do you call an indian guy
in between 2 houses?
Ali
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Korma is not a curry though
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:42, archived)
# aaaagragrgargrgr Cosby :(
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# oh fuck, adblock
my head.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ^^
This

adblock is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# ^^^^
This verily
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# THE FONZ IS IN PANTO AT MILTON KEYNES
come to milton keynes.

www.mkweb.co.uk/localnews/DisplayArticle.asp?ID=58143
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I went there once.....
so ill give it a miss if thats ok
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Seriously, I'm crushed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i've seen teh Blessed in panto
he was mr Darling and captain hook
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Lucky oik.
I saw Rula Lenska once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# nice, i also got to meet Britt Eckland when she did panto in Woking :)
and Wolf and Jet from gladiators. he's a big ponce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Britt Ekland! *pats wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# she's lost it a little bit these days though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Awww poo, how annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'd give it back to her...
Noons Mon Capitain
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *spacks
out!*
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# You are soooo in for a raping ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# by whom my friend?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Why?
*is dead*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# yeah, great, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# this was aspecially for you wasp :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You're too kind
too, too kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *hides*
not me, this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oooh
now I don't mind a good old spack, but a lot of people might go a bit rarargrumblypuss at you. Prodge, for instance. Not sure if he's epileptic, but he does go hell for leather at spacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Jonah man Jazz?
also i'm getting Morgan Freeman in to play god again. though bruce almighty may have been a bit naff, he was perfect. Clint eastwood as Moses to "let... mah... people... go..." "no, moses, they're are my slaves" "then ahm gonna kill every first born in egypt" "but why? they don't deserve to die!" "everyone deserves to die"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Musical kind of thing
download some.

www.b3ta.com/board/8578829
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# the only thing i can find on youtube is a school play version...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# That'll be it.
It's brilliant, I did it at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# so i'll get a lil beating up..
i can live with that :D

+ i've never done spacks before and probably will never do again.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Don't you petal?
*strokes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# At least he's moving away from me

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# haha
i want to see this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *rapes flaming ass*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# oh fuck off :(

absolutely no need for this type of shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# ok ok...
you serious guy :P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# that is really, REALLY uncomfortable to watch...
*spasms*


- this applies to the the CDC you've put up too :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I missed all the fun
i want to spack out as wwell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Howdy :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no, i'm sorry...
the really really serious guys, with all their rules,who come here to discuss very serious things, won't allow.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Link to the spack!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yes, link it
I am a spackaholic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# here:
www.b3tards.com/u/602e76c62be4ba7bf490/cosby.gif
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# so if some idiot came on here and posted something that made you really not well, you'd sit back and say fuck all?


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# it makes you feel bad physicly?
if yes, then i'm sorry.. if you just don't like it, then.. well fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# if you mean getting skull fucking headaches that can lay me out for days
leading to being sick and generally feeling like death warmed up...
then yes they do effect me.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# poor love!
would a soothing neck massage help?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# ning


Click for bigger (26KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Bloody amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# nah
your better! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Oh come on now, that's just silly talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
:) i think we should make a b3ta book of the dead! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Now there's an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# i think you should aswell :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# every b3tan must
by law e-mail me a pic for this project! :D the good capt and me can share!! [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I'd like to make mention of the fact
that I move at GLACIAL pace on these sorts of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# so do i
i spent days working on a picture i this morning deleted as it was shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Well if you gaz me half of the people
then I'll make a move on with the outstanding ones I've got already.

Black and white though, for me, so if people want colour I'd suggest them saying to the rev to NOT let me do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# sent from work mail.. so don't delete
the My Ass Is On File e-mail.
i'm not spam :d
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# i'll check
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# you've got a new picture of me thats still in the waiting to be zombied :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I quite like the one in your profile for it
I like the composition.

Although feel free to go RAR into a camera for me to play with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ooo but my profile is horrible though :(
i still have no fuckin' clue where my camera is though.

oh shit, i forgot to tell you. i have the most amazing picture ever to show you when i get it off the girl's camera. i'm looking towards the sun and the picture is slightly over exposed so there's a real glow to my skin though hers looks normal because she's standing in the shade. i'm wearing my rayban wayfarers and just as the photo was being taken i was growl/sneering at something behind the camera. we totally look like Tulip and Cassidy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# \o/
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i need
to sort them out - sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hehe no worries
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Will try and find something suitable.
Don't have many general photos of me on w*rk's computer, and even with the best will in the world I'm not letting you loose on my wedding photos ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# shotgun not being flayed for the cover
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# shotgun?
that arranged, can be...

*loads w1200*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# can my hell animals
get in there?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# sure
long as they are copyright free :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Can you do another one of me for it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# you've got red on you...
woo as usual. Is it undead monday on b3ta today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
great film! :D i think undead monday would be a fantastic idea!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# ^^^THIS!
very, very hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# plus Pegg!
fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
How are you?
Been up to much?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# met a girl on undead monday
feasted on human flesh on tuesday
we laid siege to a mall on wednesday
and on thursday and friday and saturday
they removed the head and destroyed the brain
we chilled on sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hehehee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Would.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# top banana
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# attractive yet creepy
just what i look for in a partner
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# this!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Rev! :D
great stuff as usual..
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# nat bad sir
enjoying my last 3 days of freedom before the summer holidays of DOOM!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# aaaagh!
/would!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ace work!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Woo!
this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# good fuckin' lord, these things are just getting scarier and scarier!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# tapir lunch boxes, the wave of the future!
what's next, giraffe water coolers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# is that a tapir of a kapibara?
i'm not sure what either looks like, but i know it's the largest rodent.

edit: smash monkey has answered my question i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# capybara has a broad, box-shaped snout
and is covered in brown fur, giving it the appearance of a short, antler-less moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Yeah, and they're not voice activated
as a stoned me thought when wandering round Amsterdam zoo.

In my defence, they were bein gvery still. So I thought they were robots. And shouted at them a bit.

They didn't seem too bothered though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# "hey rudy, shome english bitch is shouting at ush. shall we kill her?"
"not yet, Shtephan, but soon our day will come"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Noooo no killing of the me.
Protect me from the capibaras, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# *flicks carbona at the giant rats*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# what are giant rats going to do with a spaghetti dish?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# carbonara works better with Tagliatelli, better sauce to pasta ratio
and they're giant rats which mean they have the usual rat fear of italian cookery but even more giant
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# heheheh
they should be voice-activated, as should so many other things in life.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Everything
with a back-up gesticulation-activator, just incase you get a sore throat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# YES.
although i draw the line at whistling for someone. my sister once whistled for me to go over to her. i slapped her in the face and said "i'm not a fucking dog, don't whistle me like an animal!"
admittedly, i was in a twattish mood that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# *glees*
the feeling is mutual, darling ;)

ooh, gotta go, photo op! the press are outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ooooooooh!
*waves at journalists*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# That's a tapir
Capybara are hairy and have a flat nose, as you'll see here: www.greenexpander.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/the-capybara.jpg
(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# ah!
well, i was still surprised at my animal knoledge!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I would very much like one of those.
I would keep scotch eggs in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Savoury Balls?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *scratches unsavoury balls*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# i was waiting for something like that
thankyou :)

were you on sure yesterday? I missed it :/
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# nah its the holidays so we're not on again till october :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# office lol
haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hhaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# He wants to kiss you always
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Awwwwww MWA fluffy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Mummys With Attitude...
Comin' Straight Outta Croydon!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# elements with attitude?
STRAIGHT OUTTA TUNGSTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# muslims with attitude?
straight out of Tehran!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *beats with a rolled up newspaper* GET AWAY!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i may let him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# what?
no tongue?

nice teeth and lips -- they are SO red... although the teeth seem very masculine to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# masculine teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Oooh he's lovely
I'd let him kiss me :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I want to lock him in a small box and throw him into an ocean trench.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hello, my name's mr johnson
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# do kittens like to play with your tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# NO DOUBT!
also they get kisses, on their little kitty ears.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# aaaaaaaww!
glad to see you've stopped eating them, mr. j!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# well, i found out about lasagne, and there was just no need to continue
gobbling felines
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i must admit
i'm not as fond of pussy as i am of lasagne
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# tough choice, tough choice
how'd it going? ready for the op?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# yep!
2 days to go, i'm currently washing my best nightie and housecoat in readiness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Can we elect him mayor of London?
I love him!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# MWUAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] inevitable and probably bindun


Click for bigger (98KB)
(clut, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# haha tres bon, all aboard the bandwagon...
all aboard the bandwagon...
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Heh!
I woo this. Nice work.
(MortigiTempo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Theres always time for
teh Quo in my book!
(Darth Penders, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# More...
A poster I made for a very good band. Edit: Smaller. Sorry... I'm trying to be a good member. I'm just new.
Photobucket
(MortigiTempo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Poster sized too...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
#


click for readable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
#
BIIGGGAAAHHHHH!!

MUCH better!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ^this!!!!!

:p
edit: betters :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# obviously not referring to your pic because its tiny
but i never got the practice of posting 30 odd FAIL pics to someone who posted a picture that was too big, if the file is 10kb over the suggested limit then posting even one picture at 50kb puts that thread 60kb over.
not that i care, it just seemed an odd thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# the guideline for images is 50k
please could you optimize this a bit?

but i do like the poster
and 'ning everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Has she cut her own fringe?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Oh shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Brush your teeths or the mouth monster will get you...!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Oh my shitty word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Your words are shitty?
What have you been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Nothing since yesterday afternoon
when I had brie and crackers.

Wheaty crackers, not white people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Dirty girl.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# OH MY WORD OH MY WORD OH MY WORD
apologies for the Sun, but still

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1448685.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I really want a Knitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Me too.
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I never thought I would ever say this, but I actually want to take up knitting now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^this
just like Cakie makes me wants to learn embroidary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I can teach you, if you like. One day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# you're welcome to try, though i'm the clumsied most cack handed person ever
i have a friend who knits to relieve stress. she can't make anything or follow patterns. she just keeps adding to her already ten foot long scarf
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I used to be able to knit, but I've forgotten now
I can embroider, sew and crochet still, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# i make a pretty mean Cabonara
just think of the crime fighting force we'd make
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *flicks sewing needles at burglars*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# *feeds the five thousand THEN KICKS THEIR ASS*
I should so have written the Bible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# You'd have put in cameos by Bruce Campbell and other amazing people.
So I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# antonio banderez would play christ
johnny rees myers as judas and alan rickman as Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Remember you're going to have to spend
loads on the SFX for revelations, so don't blow it all on cocaine and beautiful young people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# well shit thats the sodom and gommorah sequence out the window then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# :D
Fuck it, just do it as a screenplay for an extended bible-long version of Jonah Man Jazz and I'll arrange the music for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i want them all!
*makes space next to rex the runt teddies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# REX THE RUNT?!
You lucky thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
/random pavarotti syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# i've got rex, bad bob and vince
i got them from b & m for about £1 each
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Woo!
that's lully
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Oh god
The board is frightening me today. I think I might go make some tea and have a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# christ almighty
i'm scared
how woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# your mouth appears to be made of leather
and teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Thanks, it's a very comfortable mouth.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# plenty of room to rest a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i'm not hearing a no ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# No?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# too late!
you like cock!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
Excellent stuffage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Ive already got one of them
I burst a gumboil yesterday and a load of puss came out. Was nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# cutest of all the monsters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I love the reflection!! :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It's been awhile.
I'm still new. I know. The symmetry sucks.

Fail Inc.
(MortigiTempo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# this hurts my brain
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Nothing wrong with the symmetry at all...
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Woo to you, sirs.
You guise make me feel good about my shitty work. Thank ya!
(MortigiTempo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Phwoar
I'd have that on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Fuck!
That scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# does it float?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Dude, that's fucking terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Why...
Thank ya! It's eventually going to become a poster for an oi! punk band called The Guinnecides, I think. I was originally going to make a Gummo themed poster, but I came across this, and it just fell into place.
(MortigiTempo, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# stumbleduck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Aaaarhgh!
The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear! The Fear!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# That's what they all say. But they learn in the end.
They all learn in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You really should learn to draw something sensible.
Boats, perhaps. Or landscapes. Using watercolours.

There's really no need for this sort of tripped-out mind-altering nonsense that ruins so many CHILDREN's lives these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I think it is important that CHILDREN learn how to see without using their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Plucking out the eyeses of CHILDREN is not acceptable though
evar
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Photography is for "sensible"
Art is for imagination
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Erm ... yes.
Sorry. I am a big fan of Walrus Man's stuff, and was being sarcarstic as a form of praise.

But it's good to know you care about him.

Hi! I'm A Vagabond.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hi
I wasn't being serious either
as I lack a good imagination, I admire it in others and B3ta is a great site to see it
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Needs more
acid.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i fucking adore this
if pasanonic colours this its going on my wall, no question
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# your doodles make me miss drugs
but i do love them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Was it
Monk DeWalleydahonk?

^Can anyone guess what this quote is off?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# The Young Ones.
University Challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Young Ones,
University Challenge episode.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Mind...
...piss!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Can you give me anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# How about
1000 pounds?

^ (no) Prizes for all those who got it right
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# certainly
will £50 do?

i belive...

Absolutely spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Your probably right
about that. Bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# "I don't know
but daddy drives a ferrari"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Ive got a porsche
hoh-hongh!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Daddy sends hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Rah Rah Rah
We're off to smash the oiks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Up Scumbahhg! Up Scumbahhg!
See yoo Teddybear
*Stitch*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# It's not an automatic
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# TPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I love Tyra Banks
Regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I haven't played Bingo since I was a child
Is it still a pointless activity?
I bet it is
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# According to the TV adverts
it involves middle-aged ladies having giggling fits in swimming pools.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Well those jets are in silly places.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# must be weird going to bingo halls these days
what with the no smoking indoors policy. Lung cancer was always the real prize to be one at dagenham mecca
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ours has a heated smoking terrace outside
overlooking the canal. it also has speakers to hear the numbers being called and a button to press if you win. they will come outside and check your numbers for you. it's all quite pleasant, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Blimey
For me, Bingo was sitting in the village hall trying to win a can of soup.

How you big city types live, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# big city types?
fuck that, i'm in the suburbs of liverpool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# sounds rather civilised!
jeremy hardy pointed out that after seeing outdoor heaters in america, he thought it was ridiculous in light of climate change..heating up the outdoors? that'll never catch on back home. Oh well. (It does make a cold beer garden much more pleasant in the evening)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# yes, but jeremy hardy's a twat.
beer isn't pleasant to me, but i like cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# arf!
this would be funnier if i hadn't been waiting for number 82 on thursday night for a thousand fucking pounds

/not bitter at all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Or shouting house
for £5000 on 32, when you needed 23...

*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ouch!
i feel your pain

*makes toast on joe's cheeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# If you've managed to avoid Big Brother so far, this will mean nothing to you…

'ning board.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I am so glad....
That this means nothing to me...
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Oooooo Vienna!
Edit : Yay, 3 Viennas at once!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I was going to type that as my reply
But thought no one would get it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :)
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# *joins in*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I only watch it passively.
My wife, however, is addicted.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# :(
My condolences
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Thanks.
I've thought about trying the 'tough love' approach, but she like a dog with a bone with the Sky control...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Is she like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkDxkKzHN8
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Hell...
...yes!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Also, something a bit similar…

Hmmm, there could be a compo idea here… www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/#post204451
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Haaaahahahahahahahahhaa!
Would

Not the real one... Of course
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# the real one has a very floppy bottom lip, and it annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Yay
I hope my Doozers T-Shirt comes today! :)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I knew he looked familiar!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# This means nothing to me
Ohhhhhhh Vienna
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I'm pleased to say, in the words of Shakespeare
"This means nothing to me. Oh Vienna!"


EDIT: Gah! Teh piss!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# That's what you get for thinking up a long & witty subject line
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Pah.
Your mum rang. She said you were gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I bet he gets all the girls!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahhahhhahhahaha
spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# this looks like the albino
Seth Green
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# 'ning!

Originally drawn much larger than normal so I could get it printed up as a Birthday card for Mrs RD!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# These are win!
Interesting yet completely unrelated fact:
My birthday is december 6th.



*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Happy Birthday for then, then!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Thank you kind sir
may I buy you a pint?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Oooo yes please, always ready for a pint...
I'll have Semi skimmed please!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# would you like
pencil sharpener shavings with that sir?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
you betcha, fully of woody goodness with just a hint of graphite

om nyom nyom nyom
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# No problem
*Pops in an umbrella and frozen wee ice-cubes.*
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hmm, is that a hint of asparagus?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# 2 days before mine
you are therefore a saggy and ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# and Happy Birthday to you for 8th
In case I forget!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# completely unrelated fact:
Camels are not marsupials
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# DAMNIT!
i've been trying to take a pack of loaded gerbils across the desert with no avail!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Heh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# ahahahahahah
click click click click
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# *chokes on vimto*
hahahaha, much office lols... odd looks from colleagues, etc...

Love the bewbies, lol...

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahah! Foolproof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# It's the best way to get some pussy

noice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
Sorry TJ. Does anyone know what the hell happened to foof? Haven't seen her on the board in months!!!

EDIT: wow I think her last post was on the 20 Jan!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Extra Points For His
Bat-Y-Fronts™
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# BAPWOMAN
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant!
Mine is 20th November (*you never know*) ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I thought that was
a female version of the Phantom to start with
(Trull, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# 'ning
Click for full and NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I like that
possessed lady
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Very nice, although I'm not clicking for NSFW
reminds me of the hellboy animated filmy thing (well, long cartoon episode) I watched recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# nice tatoo.
can i have one?

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# I can do one for you with eyeliner
flickr.com/photos/captwow/553514256/

Getting bored is no fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# i'll take it.
you remind me very much of a romanin girl named Andra i know.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I have only encountered film of Romanian girls on the internet.
And I will not be flashing my tuppence for a tenner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# what if i'll ask really nicely?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# NAH
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# well ok..
i can always just imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# hold him down folks
#bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# argagragrg gragrgargaghargahgr agrahgahgrhgagr!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# you're all done, i've never drawn a better penis.
that was what you wanted, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# yes yes..
where did you get magenta ink.. i love this

*pays*
keep the change
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# cheers, come again!
not many people are into full facial penis tattoos, but i'm always glad to oblige.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# sure..
i have your card. i will give you a call.
i have several friends who are interested in cockage sleeve tattoos and one that want a huge magenta CDC drawn upside down on his back. can you do this?

edit: this is the sleeve drawing:

(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I'll get in some help, i've got a mate called Shakey Jake
he's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# cool
why do they call him Shakey Jake again? :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# he shook a prostitute to death once
also parkinsons.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Nice!
And not that NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I like this very much
have a click and please collect your woo at the door

also: good morning internets people!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# ning mediocre
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hello
Still got teh painkillers, but much better now, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# damn fine vectoring, that!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheapskates...
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Assume the position...
*groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Sorry....
...
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# It's great :D
ISIHAC FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Willie Rushton is a GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Trapdoor- best voiceover for an intro sequence EVAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

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