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# *flote*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# PUYO
POP

FEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# TA-DA
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Puyo-puyo is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# i dunno i've never played it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I have.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# GOLD STAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# THERE ARE GOLD STARS?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# YOU GET THEM FOR BEING SLIGHTLY THICK.
NO GOLD STARS FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# You made me exhale blackcurrant-flavoured frozen water through my nose :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# JOHNNY PEA YOU FLOT LIKE A BALON
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *concurs*
I sent 58 drunken text messages yesterday night to 10 diferent people and today am feeling the aftermath :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:08, archived)
# 580 text messages?
58 quid well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Nooo 58, divided between 10 people.
Luckily I get unlimited free texts.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# If it's free, why didn't I get one.
Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# you deserve the ones
he has to pay for.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Or maybe
5.8 text messages to 10 recipients.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I'd like to see the 0.8 messages.
HI, HOW ARE YOU? IM WELL DRUNK, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WE D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Does this guy know his shit or what?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah I used to have this job
where I'd have to work out all this stuff with numbers, much more complex that this.
It wasn't so bad, thinking about it, but the pay was lousy. I never had any money.
And then when I left that job, I never used the number stuff again, except for silly stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Oh wate no
that wasn't a job, that was school.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I had a gig in a place that looked like a classroom last night.
I used to be a British legion place, so it had those flimsy polystyreney squares for the ceiling.

I was tempted to climb on some tables, push a square out and crawl around.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:25, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:12, archived)
# FUCK YES, DOGPLANET.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# YOU WIN BY A ROLL-UP
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Brilliant
in other news, I can't find my bloody china files
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# CHINA FLIES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# BLOODY CHINA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Well that's the band name and the title of the first single.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:17, archived)
# AUTOSMOOTH?
FLASH?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I thought that
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:16, archived)
# well, i like legs!....(and all other parts)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# hat
(herman:D, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure Dekionplexis made this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# haha
i know there's a clue to this fact somewhere in the image, but it may take a survey team to find it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# You say it "may" take a survey team to find it.
Well will it or won't it? I need resolution.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:04, archived)
# SURVEY: DO WE NEED A SURVEY TEAM.
ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# WELL I DUNNO
if you find me a sherlock holmes then it won't need a team because just one sherlock holmes is enough for any mystery

but if all you can find are elephants or something then, yeah, i'll need a team
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I'm pretty sure we have a Sherlock Holmes!
It's one of these things with the long trunk, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:13, archived)
# YO YO YO YO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:22, archived)
# PRETTY sure you say?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# he made the still
but perhaps not the animated version
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:41, archived)
# hats
(herman:D, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# the Mexican Hat Job
la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaa

mind if I drop this somewhat obscure entry here?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# It's not
obscure to me. I think I inspired it!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Indeed you did, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:50, archived)
# haha
my brain would probably shut down in confusion if i ever encountered this situation for real
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# There'd be one sure fire way to save yourself
skip your mp3 player to Yakety Sax
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bl0WIw8KOVc0
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# MALFORMED VIDEO ID
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:55, archived)
# whoops
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bl0WIw8KOVc
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# it's a universal fact that all dire situations are turned light
by the power of the yakety sax
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:58, archived)
# You know when something
is NEARLY right...


But just needs that little 'magic'? I can't put my finger on what is wrong here, although something is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# stars and a cloud
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# LOOK OUT THE MONOLITH TRAIN IS GOING TO RUN YOU THE FUCK OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# -the person looks incredibly fuzzy while the whatever the black thing is is incredibly smooth
-the scenery is a bland gradient, there's no indication of where they are or what's happening
-what is that black thing?
-why is she sad? is she sad about the black thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hmmmm
So just about everything then. Back to the drawing board!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# a plough on the forn tof the building
to make it look like a train
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Nice :]
It seems a bit...empty
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# the moon
on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Oh, and for interest:


Some pics as I made it
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# bit too wide, the building and person seem to be parts of seperate images
there's no coherence holding them together.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I see that
ta. Learning as I go!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# dear god
don't take me seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# :D
But you made sense!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# also
the perspective seems bit a bit off, given that the building is seemingly some way in the background and the angle of line moving towards the vanishign point it would assume you were looking up towards somethign relatively tall.
This means for the woman to be in shot down the front it would have to be from a very low angle in which case the angle from shich she is drawn is off, or the "camera" would have to be somewhat closer to her, meaning she should be relatively bigger in the image.

Making her a bit larger and shifting to the left somewhat to lessen the gap inbetween may result in a more cohesive image.

Though, this is all thinking of things from a slightly more realism angle rather than purely artistically, so keep that in mind too.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# your other ideas
were fun tho'.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# I'm so proud!
*sheds single tear*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:02, archived)
# My tears are all warehouses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:09, archived)
# More memes and Star Wars references
Ideally obscure.

Other than that, very nice. Are the bottom of the Ls following perspective? Difficult to tell...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# charles dance
milking a goose
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# the seeming lack of reason for the building to be so darkly shadowed
yet the person is well lit
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# A sombrero and big 'tache
maybe also a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# The perspective on the building (train, black thing) doesn't join up

It also seems unexpectedly tall. And the horizon is missing, unless we're up in the air somewhere.

...oh, SFN said all that. Well he's right.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Thanks;
I think I understand. I only started 'drawing' a couple of years ago so there are rules I have yet to learn. I wasn't allowed to take Art at school way back when either.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)
# perhaps
the building behind wants to be slightly blurred to give more of a sense of perspective
nice image tho ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# random noise
probably on the sky

maybe a little blurring too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 18:20, archived)
# black squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Sad lady: sad because no hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Sad because: James Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# We're suddenly in the middle of a thunderstorm and a downpour.

Tuna's upset :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lightning racist
Who is Tuna?
I like storms
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Aww
Give them a cuddle and tell them it's just God punishing them for being a regular cat instead of a mecha-cat-warrior.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# :3333
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# So given it's name
are you planning to go all canabalistic and sell it's flesh on to be eaten by other cats?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# No plans as yet.
And anyway our cats will only eat dolphin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Oh la-dee-da
my dog used to be scared of coming into the bedroom. last week she started poking her head inside the door. in that space of time she's gone to as far as waking me up in the morning by using her nose to poke me in the eye.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:57, archived)
# itchy face
ITCHY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Lobsterhand
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Or maybe she's going
PINCHY PINCHY PINCHY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# LOBSTERHAND.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ok, tilt sideways
the hand is an anteater.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
edit: the giant version was better
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hahah FUCK YEAH
win.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# SAD BECAUSE CLAW.
TOO BROWN.
GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# AT-AT's love epeleptic Jawas!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# G'day!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# How're you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Friction causes heat . . . and heat causes . . .
things like this to happen . . . mechanized arctic joy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I can't tell if the one on the left is enjoying it.
Or has died.

I like don't like the way your mind works.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
#

Click for bigger
Click for more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# nicely
hello Sam how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Howdy sir!
I'm not bad, thanks :]
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I am good
like an amazing giant robot with fresh batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
# ...how big are the batteries?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# the size of sticks of chewing gum
but amazing giant godzilla sized chewing gum!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's a lot of pep.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# bzzt bzzt bzzt *flashing lights* bzzt bzzt bzzt
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Oo-er
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# EXPLOSIONS!!!
EXPLOSIONS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# JESUS CRIVENS *ducks*
Quack!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You don't spell Bonnie Langford like that!
/lovely work, sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hahah, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# A few minutes ago, I was going to reply about how it looked like predator
...but then I started daydreaming about how I would invent a chromatomorphic creature of my own.
Then I realized it would probably be easier to evolve in such a way as to turn totally black and non-reflective, and then telepthically cause my prey to mentally fill in the absolute black with the surrounding areas -- kind of like an electromagnetic solidify filter.

Oh my, I meant to say WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# ...thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# That is very ice !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# for some reason i now want to play Crysis
CLOAK ENGAGED
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ACTIVE CAMOUFLAGE

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# LOOK OUT, FRENCHIE.
SKWAREZ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:48, archived)
# tres bon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# eats onion, drops rifle
makes "woah ho ho ho" noise - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# A-haw-hee-hawwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Hoyle yes . . . Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeze !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# senseless violence sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# WOO
yay for senseless, hoorah for sunday
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie
...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# haha
not gory enough. MORE BLOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i agree
but its so hard to make it look good and all to easy to make it look shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I promote this
but I'm pretty much sure it's a saturday

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# sorry boyo
its been sunday for 1 hour and 23 minutes for me
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# where abouts is you
?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# australia
as proof i shall speak my native tongue
g'day mate, have a shrimp sanga. or some roo

EDIT: ignore that last bit, its stupid
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# aaaaah
gotcha.

so I'm currently talking to the future.. wow. It's like I'm staring in my own personal episode of doctor who.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Even though I thouroughly understand whats going on,
heheh, its still cool if you think about it :D
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Penguins mate . . . . . ONE SHOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# splendid stuff, we need more furtive
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I'll see your killer penguin
and raise you


6 rabbits.
(with a seventh cowering back in the burrow)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# And an 8th to the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Cor!
Well spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Nothing else to chainsaw . . . why not ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# a severe lack of arctic streetwalkers and trollops
forced me to use/abuse poor old fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Haha
:O

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# VROWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahah woo!
Howdy Zank!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# scribbles are fun

click for slightly bigger
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Grope, pops and gloam!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# oi you
keep you gropings to yourself
or you might be the one getting poked ;)
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] May I leave this here for the compo?

Frankly coz it's shite!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# but liable to be widely covered by fox news.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# STOP STABBING THE EDGE OF MY MONITOR
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# NEVER
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# 2nd August - Space Farm


As requested by Mediocre
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:41, archived)
# awesome :D
SPACE BEEF
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# nonsensically lovely
haha
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# these are great
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# nice work
you should draw a man with a cheese baguette taped to his face
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I might do that for another day
:)
(PagettyPol something something something, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Yay! That's great :)
and to think I'm only here for a few minutes, and haven't been here much for the past days :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Yay!
I always loved Astro Farm, but hardly anybody remembers it.

edit: That's a truly lovely style, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i do
i dont think i liked it at the time though
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
i like the way you work, paggy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Ver' nice
as woosual!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# he's spurting huge patches of cheese from his spurting equipement
:D

nice piccy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Luvverly
Absolutely luvverly.
(Unencumbered, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Yay!
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# World's gingerest conehead
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# he could have someone's eye out with that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I saw BB for the first time last night
Mikey bloody creased me up with that chilli!
Someone needs to make a cdc gif of that ...... NOW
any gifmakingbitches out there?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# That was funny
I liked Mikey's stand up routine. The way the girls pretended to be offended but inside they were laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I wasn't really paying that much attention if I'm honest
but that chilli was classic, if that happened every day I would watch it!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# This was my reaction to the discovery that he washes his genitals in a cup
(fairly common for blind folk, apparently - less water everywhere)
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
He does what?!
O_o

(ah I see)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# It's a pair of trousers he's holding if it's not clear; the art style makes it hard to work out...

CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahah!
Also: YAY! You're back!
Where'd you go!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Elsewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# he buzzsawed him for holding up a double-handled wine chalice
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# The best kind of wine chalice.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Ah, but you are forgetting the triple-handled variety!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Oh yeah, those are even harder to spill!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I had to squint and eventually look at the filename
the joke is good, but unfortunately your representation of khaki trousers was slightly inadequate to me. I thought it was a miniature pink model of a water tower.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# "It's a pair of trousers he's holding if it's not clear; the art style makes it hard to work out..."
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# if you have to tell someone what you've drawn it kinda defeats the point of drawing it, surely? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# You're no fun anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I did say it was hard to make out...

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# indeed, I was too busy squinting at the picture to read the bold text above it
i'm cool like that
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] that's magic. well, actually...no. not really.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *wiggles nose*
WOO
(genesis, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)
# delightful!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# DERANGED MOOSE SOCK PUPPETS?
God, not this bandwagon again.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I see that too!
It appears to have a rhino horn too.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# !
godofinsects.com/images/specimens/28_15.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Hats, you say?
Herr Star needs one.

Biggerer
(genesis, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# herr star needs herr coverings!
ho ho.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# ba dum tsssh
-_-
(genesis, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Reminds me of Butterfield's Detective Agency disguises
Golfer - Baseball player - Nazi - Businessman - Drummer from The Monkees - Indiana Jones - Gay man - Russian - Cricket Umpire

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Lord Mayor's
Croupier. I am looking forward to the Christmas special.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# hats off
to you
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Next installment...
.
Odd-Fish 1st July 2008
Click for readable.
Or read this story from the start

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahahah I can see where this is going!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# YOIKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# JINKIES!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# :D
I find this greatly amusing,
Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# does it come with little cars up on bricks?
yay
and "You have turned up late at the job centre, due to your job(which you don't have *nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*)"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# :( I like Liverpool
And when I was there I saw a pretty white Lotus, not up on bricks. I did shat some though.
(I helped save b3ta! coccyx approves this message, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# With community chest cards like
"You found a car that's not up on bricks! Gain £100 worth of wheels" and "Alright, caaaalm down, the police lost the tapes, get out of jail free"?

Have a Liverpudlipea.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hehe...
I honestly thought about making some cards and/or places related to the dive that is Liverpool, but I kept it simple as per the Sickipedia joke.

Plus, it lets people respond with ideas like your good self!
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Awww
Go on, expand the idea!

Here's a quick and dirty attempt...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha
bet they took the radio as well, and it looks like they have taken the seats as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Win
:D
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# see, those monsters have taste
they're only destroying the shite new buildings and not the classic waterfront which is a WORLD HERITAGE SITE
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Hooray for Martians!
What were the chances of anything coming from Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# 4:3
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# top shop!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# This is my dream
come true:
Aliens Invade To Destroy The Scouse Menace
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# it can't be that bad can it?
anyway. beddie byes i think. Unless anyone wants a cyber partner.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Bed?
Are you some *sniff* foreigner? It's 2:16pm, man! Either that, or I'm doing overtime without realising.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# foreigner? No I was born here.
You must be the foreigner!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Did you by any chance get the idea to do this from
the "Hot Jokes Today" section of sickipedia?

Woo anyway.

Edit: Just read your previous reply.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# twat
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Excuse me?
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# you have upset a native
forget the car, they have taken the wheels. Hope you can run!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *panics*
If it's any consollation, this board game is insanely fun when drunk!
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# that is the Liverpool way of playing it
does it come with dole money?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Nope
There is no "GO" to pass, sadly.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# it should be "GO" it should be "DOLE"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hehe. One from the vaults...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# 60 pounds is way to much
or is there a tiny decimal point there.

You are too good at that bowling game
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha, ta! :)
/I've found out that slow and steady is better than whacking it. it also feels good to be duelling with DLT


//has just realised that read out of context, the above statement sounds dodgy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# well you don't want to whack it to hard, because it will be over in a flash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Do the Liverpudlians pass go every 5 years?
If so, that £200 salary is completely accurate.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# it should be dole money + any money earnt whilst selling those things your mate Tony got from some bloke in a pub
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I used to think I hated Liverpool
then I moved away from home and realised I just hate people in general.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Haha, I like this a great deal.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i find confusion in this thread.
i mean,everywhere else in the country must be like imaginationland.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't like reggae, oh no... I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Heya raaaaasta mon!!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# yah mon, ken i help ya?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ^ N I C E !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I could've sworn it was
Bob Marley and the Whales not Bob Marley and the Puffers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that's not real reggae tho
its cod reggae
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] thats a neato what now right
This is probably too stupid to deserve its own thread:
(2P4E nil admirari, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
that is stupid
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# heh
Have a click. Mainly because you've got Julia Stile's norks in there.
(Helixdaunting, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ...

sorry about the sketchiness. it's late and I couldn't be arsed finishing it. like so many others.

And for the nipple:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1217680259/dawm.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I really don't know why I did it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ace
(2P4E nil admirari, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ta, I might clean up the lines and post it on deviant sooner or later
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Fucking hell that's scary.
:D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I think she's sexy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# She has a nice face.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# porky isn't unsexy
data1.blog.de/blog/a/annikabryn/img/dawn_french.jpg
prob. nsfw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# * Prints out...
* Pins to back of toilet door...
* Throws shit at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :(
Well I think you're very unattractive.
*prints out wobbly's cock*
*farts on it*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Again Again...
DO IT AGAIN!

* Loves the feel of a fresh breeze against his Cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I think I'll dredge up something awful...
i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-02-06_29.gif

possibly not what you'd want to be caught reading, but no naughty pictures
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Although that is a lovely story...
I do sometime worry about you and the types of web-shight that you visit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# that came up due to a visit to encylcopedia dramatica
following links off the guro page. why?...becuase I wanted to send someone I know some porno anime, because she loves anime and she annoyed me. I didn't in the end.

I'm not some weird sicko. Not completely.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# * Disturbed

8{

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I also hear voices!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I prefer that one that was photoshopped where she's thinner.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# silly clan soul
person not judged by fat rolls!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh piss off, I never said I was judging her!
I just don't find elephants attractive.
I never said I like stick insects either, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# go easy. It's a humour forum
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# This one?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Someone actually did a nice rendition of that pic one day.
Shopped off much of the flap, gave her a nice svelte bottom which were offset by her large boozies.

I fapped
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# tmi!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Somebody else did a nice animated parp of that pic
*wishes he'd saved it...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
Insanely good boobage.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
Nooooooooooooooobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# She's a bit of a
Sex Mountain.
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# it happened then
(LukeHarrison says, "Your taste in music is shit!", Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It did!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# fuck off
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# You know you'd do me!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I have.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# five minutes work!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I thought about doing a rooster like that
but I thought it would be glass cock.

BOOM BOOM
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# we had a jimmy glasscock at our school
you could always see when he was coming

boom boom
(LiL_Arsewipe licked your face on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# * Elephants for the win...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I was gunna do something with the crab for the crab challenge
but then I didn't understand why people were posting elephants. But of course elephants are the bomb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Woo!
What is that she is giving birth to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I think she just caught her plumb lips in a couple of fat rolls
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I have been to the Natural History Museum this morning...
and saw saw loads of dead animals that looked good enough to wank over better than Dawn does.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# that's way harsh!
and she seems like a nice person
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Dawn French
or Anne Widdecombe?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# dawn
I'm gunna hafta google anne now...
edit: *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# mwahaahahahaahah
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha
there exists a solution!
ed: xkcd.com/456/
LMAO!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# XKCD is a really good read.
Like all comics it sometimes misses but usually I get a chuckle and occasionally my sides split.

This one is the best ever, IMO xkcd.com/356/
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That did manage to disable my brain for a good couple of minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Yeah, nuked me too when I first read it.
Though "oh I'll sort it in a sec" then read on for the punchline and found I'd be sniped :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ...
I was working in physics at the time that came out. a bunch of us wasted ages trying to solve it. we found the solution online later...

xkcd.com/67/

My favourite webcomic is piled higher and deeper:
www.phdcomics.com
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 2 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Hats!
xkcd.com/455
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)

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