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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I do like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# arrr I be finds treasure grubs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I daresay he's located his booty
arr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I have found that...
Just turn your screen around and you can see him shaking it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Indeed, it is quite a shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# yarr, there be trill on this island!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# this is obviously a toast.
and he's about to eat it.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# pirate birds are always win and woo, - yar, concider it clicked, matey!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# These are always excellent, but this one has a pirate!
YAAAARRRR!!!

Oh, and hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/pics/403.html - Looks like The Daily Mail has competition
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# the weekly world news was awesome
sadly no longer around
www.instructables.com/community/Weekly-World-News-Dies-Bat-Boy-Captured-by-the-FB/
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# is that milly and rupe?
hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/pics/493.html
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pfffft, and office-lols here, ffs
hacked.free-bsd.org/funstuff/pics/405.html

(Might be NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Twit twAAAAaaaaaaarrrrr!
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Treasures!
Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:41, archived)
# The Peter Sissons Lip-Plate Guild

(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I don't like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Thank you for informing the internet
we may all sleep easy now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I don't like you!

* This post contains lies
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I on the other hand
do like this.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# crikey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I, contrary to others
can't make my mind up one way or the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# You must decide or you will suffer.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i choose Charizard
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I choose Blastoise.
I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# curse you Team Turnips!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I choose psyduck!
and you're all defeated somehow :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I choose Humato
the human potato
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# You say potato, I say tomato
what the fuck! this crazy chimera will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# or just sit there looking lumpy and left out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :/
could always have some red mash?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I choose METAPOD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# instant fail for choosing a chrysalis
bad steve
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Metapod uses HARDEN
oh cock... I didn't think that through, did I?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Haha.
Metapod is 100% fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I may or may not be of a similar opinion to discomeats

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Can somebody tell me
if I like this please?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# yes
you like it.
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I, I, I, I, I, I like you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I like this as much as a bishop likes celery
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Dr. Mooty and the Rev. Toob's hat sale


You want hats? You get hats!

Click for bigger hats (150KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# "stuff this up yer thatcher!"
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# m-m-m-matisse-ons
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Shame you couldn't make his hair look like it was kinda greasy,
hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Ahahaha
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ermmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# [anything] the [anything] = instank wank euphemism
:D


For Instant Wank Euphemism® just add bodily fluid and shake vigorously.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# would you fuck that?
how about for a quid?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Sure!
I'd do it for free if you purchased one in a public place.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Medical grade silicon?
Wouldn't that be a bit hard?
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# i'm no expert but...
i don't think you'd want him all floppy like his hair ;)
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# yeah, but a quartz dildo? Sounds pricey.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Pfffft!

I like the lady's not for turning comment
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# thanks...
had to slip it in, if you'll pardon the pun
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Yeah, I totally fucking love the dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i dont think it was really instruments in your mouth
i think it was COCKS AND PENISES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# In hind sight, some of these instruments would be better suited for carpentry
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# So it was cocks then....

Teehee
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *sandpapers
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Someone has ripped his heart out !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# carpentry mirror
for reflecting planks of wood
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's as valid as the latex-glove-finger-prodding lathe.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# LATHE'D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# FOUR OH FOUR'D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Well, thanks a lot for reminding me
that I need to go for a checkup sometime.
*doesn't want to go*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I had my first filling today :(
I've never had the anaesthetic and I still can't move the right hand side of my face.

I have a sex offender smile.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# So today
is not a good day to go for a job interview at a day care centre?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Now is your chance
to re-enact Hellraiser with some pins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# no you don't
this a lie by the dentists. consiprasies!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeummmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :<
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# "Is it safe?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I've just come back from the dentist.
Pros:
"Your teeth are the best they've ever been, you shouldn't need any work doing."

Cons:
£75 for a fucking checkup+polish+x-ray
I still need a filling. That's another £79.

Final note:
WHERE'S MY FUCKING GOLD CROWNS BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
I put a maggot in my mouth once just before visiting the dentist

he thought it was as funny as Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *makes note*
Hide.... Jews.... in.... incisors....
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# you need a filling and yet you have the best teeth they've ever seen?
Do you live in Glasgow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# "the best they've ever been"
do keep up old chap
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I like my dentist.
She always just checks my teeth (pokes at my gums a bit with a metal thingy), tells me they're lovely and I get to go. :D

(Plus she's really rather attractive, which takes the edge off of things.)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I really thought the top one said REFLECTA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# well disguised!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Eels!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# coming at cha' coming at cha' coming at cha'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# he's a cockney nutjob!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# .D.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# 'D'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Tis the Mad Hatter Pheasant Egg Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# *throws an Unbirthday party*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# "i hear you're a racist now father"
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# "those bodies were just resting in my mass grave..."
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# "Will I put the gas oven on again, Ted?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# God Ted, who'd he be like, Hitler or one of them mad fellas?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Woo!
Not shopped: one of them mad fellas
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Sport's nuts
where was this?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Random internet find
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# we should humourously add
BAD GRAMMAR
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# He's just listed most of my friends!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# hahah yeah
mine too, except i don't know any mormons.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I think he's basically listed everyone but himself there,
so it's not that surprising, really...

Man needs a BJ real bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ah...
good old misogyny.
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm personally fascinated by dykes on bikes,
not something I've ever had a problem with really...

*edit* and 'Fox Hole Religion', WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
I love the way he's got Racists on the list.

"Yeah, I embrace just about every other form of prejudice, but racism's bad, m'kay"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# He hates "False Religions"
but at the same time he hates Roman Catholics.

That means he's a Protestant, a made up religion started so one man could get a divorce.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Actually protestantism was not the creation of King Henry VIII
He only created the Church of England. The idea of it being a protestant church only arose later to give it some validity. Martin Luther is credited as the founder of Protestantism by most.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ^this
sparked off by the selling of indulgences along with other things.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I like the way the guy on the left is like "hah!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Haha angry Christianguy
A rebel with a cause
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# "People that talk to pets more than god"
That man is completely insane
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# T with Mussolini
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# chocolate mussolini?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *turns away from mic. to hang from lamp post*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Compea...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# poor little fella :(
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# i know that source
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# furry
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahha, WTF is that???
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# a comercial
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Why is it always cats that complain?

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# because cats are evil
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# And ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you're ugly!
cat's are pretty. i make sexy time with them
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# cat with bunny facial gestures!
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# there is something about that cat that makes me think it is talking in a Marlon Brando voice....
and i just know that is gonna be my stats quote tomorrow....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Marlon Brando?
or Marlon Brando/the godfather?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Don Vito Corleone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ooh have a WOO...
...a YAY and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# my cat complains
that it is still hungry, no matter how much we feed it. Greedy fecker, it burps when it's eating because it gobbles too fast.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# "you smell of human cunt"
"you smell of human cunt"
"you smell of human cunt"
"you smell of human cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# i have done some zombification..


original: www.b3ta.com/board/8621063
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Looks like Dot from Eastenders...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# this one looks healthier though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# And more fuckable.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# G-MILF
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ZILF, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# no no..
G-MILF
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# nah, ZILF
"necrophiliacs of the world, unite!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# ZGMILF!
that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# aye, we have an accord! ZGMILF it be!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# have :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# this one's pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# he is one cool cat.
It's all your fault, you were doing the hell animals at the time. It inspired me to do that.

I should zombify a person sooner or later
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hellcat! :D


you try to hide it, but i saw the: "he's is.." :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Am I wrong for wanting to dip my chips in its eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i made my chips do this:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 555s?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# nope
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# oh, i like those
used to make weird little optical theremins from them.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *smokebombs*
you saw nothing

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I had a dream about zombies last night
scary stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# And then Dot was a zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it's nice
and it's certainly not the most cockish thing that'll be done today, but it could've gone in Beau's thread which is still on the first page.

have a wo ya though anyway ;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# thank you for your very wise advice.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# righto threadjackies :)
thought you might like to read this. I haven't seen it on here before
sl.farmonline.com.au/news/metro/national/general/chairsniffing-lib-quits-as-leader/1234600.aspx
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Everyone loves a picnic...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Too soon?

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# It's never too soon.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Until it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# "b3ta: We dance over the line of acceptability"
odd, I was only watching ththe shining yesterday, having not seen it for ages....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# they are so happy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Erm... RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Are they the newlyweds who were murdered in Antigua?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I see one of the victims
had a good grope

Looks like they're having a lovely time!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hellboy 2 - Deleted Scenes...

Clicky for full fat

Prepares for bumming from filesize nazis - That's as small as it gets before the optirape begins.


/edit arg... too much fat in the biggun
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hahahah :D
Just make it 280px wide, that should knock off a few kb.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I tried that
but it made my handwriting even less legible
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)
# fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# does this contain spoilers? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I hope so
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# bits of me hurt
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# The fact this is over the suggested size for a still image makes the joke less good.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahahha, that is outstanding!
even if a little bit big
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hiya...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# O HAI
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Get him to stand on the chair...
He will then be a lot Hiya
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# glad it's not just mee trying to stay awake thuis morning
err, afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# glad it's not just mee trying to stay awake this morning
err, afternoon. Busy weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oh god
see what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# and teh markral
was this big!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Hello all
today my sandwiches are really bland.

BLANDWICHES!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Spice them up with
COLEMANS ENGLISH MUSTARD (made in Norwich)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# yum
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I ACTUALLY DID THIS TODAY!
much less bland and now more moist!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Put crisps in them (sweet chilli are best)
Crisps make any sandwich ace

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ^This post contains 100% truth^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Pick me up!
Carry me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ..


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ooh how current
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# just put an extra jumper on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# and Frankie Boyle's response is here
www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/archives/921
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I really enjoy your stuff
but every time I view your site, it royally screws my computer - and all of your pictures have come up as redexes recently. Any idea why it might do that? Could be a work filter thing, I guess...
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I have some problems with the theme
and it may have something to do specifically with ie6.
I also use plugins called Akismet and Bad Behavior for spam etc.

As for redexes, I have had to ban a few IP addresses including The Daily Mail, Evening Standard, Metro and the old EMAP.

If you let me know what browser you use and your IP addy, I'll have a look.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Nope...
I'm in the list of bans. I'll look at home some time.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# this
totally crashes explorer.

your stuff is good though
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
I love mock the week
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# it is
summer


/taking out personal annoyance on random internets blog
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# it is summer
but this is also Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ying tong
iddle I po!

I haven't decided what I want on my headstone/plague yet. ATM it's a tie between:
1. I told you I was sick.
and
2. Connection reset by peer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# to the same tune
pete tong pete tong pete tong pete tong pete tong radio show

/now show
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# mine will read
died fucking a horse
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You don't have to be dead to be buried here...
...but it helps!

IF YOU CAN READ THIS
you're standing on my face

Honk if you're dead!
I know I do.
(I helped save b3ta! eatmypiano is Amnesia of Borg. Prepare to be, um, thingy, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# 1 has been done so many times
2 awesome!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
tu parler francais? j'adore le EDF!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# nice
have a quick woo
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# "a noice bit o' roman pottery"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ha
don't stand on the fucking section!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Trench collapse imminent
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahahah, that is all kinds of win :D
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# anything with
guybrush is win,hes my point-and-click hero
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# "push vending machine"
"Kick vending machine"
"Yell at vending machine"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
Wheres murray?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# the original game was better!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# ooohhh.... I prefer mi2 to the first.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# teh niggas
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# what you ris-ing 'bout Willis?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *evicts My Ass is on fire from the big brother house*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Should that not read
"Teh Niggas"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I believe it's
'your actual coons'
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Naw
They're movies stars, not l33t d00dz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# done :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Wank you

Wank Thank

???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Racialist
Cracker
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# they could never stand against themight of TEH QUO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)
# EDIT 2: im walking in a minefield i'll just delete
nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# lacist
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# while watching
richard and judy laste week,richard shudderd when a guest mentioned chris rocks name,maybe he shagged judy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# coomers !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Nice gun!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# arf arf fucking arf
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvVph9WWNQ8
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# nice vid
i could smell the crack pipes from here

IM INVINCIBLE !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You ain't seen me....

....right?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# needs more red eyes :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i like cats
but hate drugs,argghhhhhh limbo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# CAUTION: PEDANT AHEAD
 
limbo
Ambivalence

/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# you made me lol
secret spliffing kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Irish Suicide Bomber
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# potatoist
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Lol
geeenius
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# ohhhh that took me *far* too long
but I think you'll find he's probably from Bridgend...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Morning Ninj!
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Mornin Moley
Great thanks, how about you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Top drawer!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

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