Hehehe
No bridge!
& I was hoping "Hooper loves cock" was an anagram of helicopter..... damn it's too early!
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& I was hoping "Hooper loves cock" was an anagram of helicopter..... damn it's too early!
OK THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT FAMOUS PARACHUTE PEOPLE.
I HAVE ORGANISED A VERY SAFE EVENT AND I HOPE YOU CAN POST PICTURES OF POPULAR HETEROSEXUALS HAVING SAFE FUN WITH PARACHUTES.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:38,
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I AM GLAD YOU ARE TAKING PRECAUTIONS
HOWEVER I AM NOW GOING TO SPARK IT UP AND GO TO THE PUB
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:44,
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HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU
I'M SORRY, BUT ALL FAMOUS PEOPLE I KNOW WHO HAVE PARACHUTES ARE BISEXUALS
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:45,
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I have yet to determine the orientation of this heffalump, but he is wearing a parachute
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:48,
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I CAN ACCEPT THIS BECAUSE AN ELEPHANT CAN BE A FUN AND SAFE ADDITION TO A PARTY.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:58,
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a gronkpan thread with a picture111!!!
holy fucking jesus the world is ending!
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*puts the lime in the coconut*
now he would definitely be shot in the face in one of the mid-sequence flashbacks.
WOO
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:16,
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WOO
DONT ACT LIKE YOU'RE INTERESTED THEN BACK OUT MAN,
images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=narch+logo&revid=1792722396&sa=X&oi=revisions_inline&resnum=0&ct=broad-revision&cd=1
YOU REPLIED TO ME MAN, YOU FUCKING DID IT.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:27,
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YOU REPLIED TO ME MAN, YOU FUCKING DID IT.
I think you'll find that most Marmite is sourced directly, these days...
these days...
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:40,
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hey - where did you get the source images?
I've been scouring the net for Total Recall screengrabs...
ta!
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:41,
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ta!
they look like pedigrees
www.dailykitten.com/archives/2083-sambi-and-sushi.html
not a brain-cell between them, poor things
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:14,
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not a brain-cell between them, poor things
aww, fluff.
speaking of which, my neighbour has a rescued squirrel in her place.
his eyes aren't yet open, but he sucks like a... hungry young squirrel. also: kitten-tail.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:26,
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his eyes aren't yet open, but he sucks like a... hungry young squirrel. also: kitten-tail.
What's inappropriate here? The eggs? The cardboard? Or the combination of said ingredients?
"Thanks for entering the Walkers Do us a Flavour competition.
There's just one problem the flavour you have submitted contains inappropriate language/image, which means we can't use it.
"
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:47,
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"Thanks for entering the Walkers Do us a Flavour competition.
There's just one problem the flavour you have submitted contains inappropriate language/image, which means we can't use it.
"
they obviously miss-read that logo, resulting in the imappropriate language
and that double layer corregated cardboard would have any cardboardphile jizzing in his pants.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:52,
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Too much nutrition in cardboard.
The egg is fine, it could be simulated by dusting with sulfur.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:55,
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suggestion: satan and enya flavour.
it'll win.
not being geographically eligible, i cannot enter the compo. so, i offer my satan and enya flavour suggestion to a resident of potatoland.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:00,
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not being geographically eligible, i cannot enter the compo. so, i offer my satan and enya flavour suggestion to a resident of potatoland.
I'd imagine that would taste like..
Slightly spicey bilge water.
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Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:43,
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I think...
the person running the compo didn't like the colour.
Or maybe eggs are offensive to the chicken market, which is a rapidly growing crisp eating demographic.
Maybe...
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:25,
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Or maybe eggs are offensive to the chicken market, which is a rapidly growing crisp eating demographic.
Maybe...
I was thinking of entering that
but I couldn't be arsed.
Was thinking Vagina with Gooseberry Yoghurt which I did taste once...
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15,
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Was thinking Vagina with Gooseberry Yoghurt which I did taste once...
hahahahaha
you inspired me and the lady to put our own entries in. Expect either bread or body odour flavoured crisps to be hitting the shelves soon!
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no thanks. i've had them twice.
both times from temporary roommates. fucking slags.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:04,
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please to ensure all buttprostitutes are thoroughly cleansed and in good working order prior to placement on your pizza.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:10,
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never again do i care if my 'friends' go homeless.
into the gutter with all of them!
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:16,
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bllleeeeaaaaggghh I did finish my shitty web pages.
NOW TO RELAX BY PUTTING SOME THINGS BACK ON SHELVES
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:36,
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we don't have smut like that in this library.
only the very highest of brows in here.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:42,
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only the very highest of brows in here.
CRACKATTAB.
i think i've mentioned before that i own a box full of plastic crabs. i haven't seen it lately, though. i wonder if it scuttled away....
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:06,
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and cooked them and ate them.
i get to have physiotherapy soon. yay me.
ugh.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:25,
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ugh.
Yick, best etc--of course.
They'll have your legs grow, I prey for thems.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:30,
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it works!
unless you were trying to make it transparent or summon a demon.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:03,
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pfffft!
POOL CUE
no, it is rather quiet.
I am not making pictures, I am making web pages for work which is rather less rewarding
also it was like HEY CAN YOU GET THESE READY TO GO LIVE BY THIS AFTERNOON
answer: PROBABLY NOT, YOU DICKS
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:03,
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no, it is rather quiet.
I am not making pictures, I am making web pages for work which is rather less rewarding
also it was like HEY CAN YOU GET THESE READY TO GO LIVE BY THIS AFTERNOON
answer: PROBABLY NOT, YOU DICKS
CRYSTAL KINGDOM
edit: holy crap. I just now figured out what your picture is. My batteries are run down, time to go to bed.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:19,
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Shhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shush!
It's on the talk page.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:21,
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It's on the talk page.
I'll have to google an ass to upload.
and there's a phrase I never thought I'd see myself typing.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:40,
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You need to film stop action shorts
about sex, murder cults and popeye
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:22,
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Never understood the attraction myself. Each to their own tastes.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:14,
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I might have, but they are in disguise if I did.
They may also take 3-4 working days to be delivered.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:34,
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look, just because there hasn't been a thread for a bit
doesn't mean you can post without a picture.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:31,
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What are you going to do about it?
*does the dance of k3b/-\b is a gaylord*
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:33,
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I am going to bombard you with the latest piece of "tutor training" 'stuff' I have received
*Triggers for reflection: Set 1 - week 6*
Choose *one *of the following scenarios and consider how you would
deal with the situation in such a way as to best further the aims and
objectives of the course. Your response should be two or three
sentences in length.
1. You observe one student in the tutorial who obviously resents
having to attend and resists becoming involved in the learning
experience.
2. One student is consistently about 15 minutes late to a 3 hour lab
session, and so misses the introductory talk at the start of the lab
session. When asked to be one time she says "I have a lecture just
before this and it's over the other side of campus"
3. Can I join your lab group for this session - my demonstrator
doesn't seem to understand what we're supposed to be doing?"
4. 'I'm repeating this unit because I just failed last year - I was
really close to a pass. Do I have to do all these exercises again"
5. You have four students whose English is pretty weak and they are
having trouble understanding what is discussed. They tend to work
away quietly, and don't ask for help, but seem to be falling behind.
6. "I was sick last week and haven't done the exercises, so I don't
know what to do in this class."
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:38,
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*Triggers for reflection: Set 1 - week 6*
Choose *one *of the following scenarios and consider how you would
deal with the situation in such a way as to best further the aims and
objectives of the course. Your response should be two or three
sentences in length.
1. You observe one student in the tutorial who obviously resents
having to attend and resists becoming involved in the learning
experience.
2. One student is consistently about 15 minutes late to a 3 hour lab
session, and so misses the introductory talk at the start of the lab
session. When asked to be one time she says "I have a lecture just
before this and it's over the other side of campus"
3. Can I join your lab group for this session - my demonstrator
doesn't seem to understand what we're supposed to be doing?"
4. 'I'm repeating this unit because I just failed last year - I was
really close to a pass. Do I have to do all these exercises again"
5. You have four students whose English is pretty weak and they are
having trouble understanding what is discussed. They tend to work
away quietly, and don't ask for help, but seem to be falling behind.
6. "I was sick last week and haven't done the exercises, so I don't
know what to do in this class."
Personally, I want the big html tag enabled.
It works in preview. :-(((((((((
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:49,
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1. Kill them with fire. Sell ashes for beer money.
2. Allow the student extra time. Provided they stop and purchase beer for you.
3. Yes. However, a beer per session will be required.
4. Only if neither you or I are drunk.
5. Get them drunk and have sex with them. Any gossip won't travel.
6. Instruct student to get several beers. Drink them.
edit: editing edididi-done.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:46,
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2. Allow the student extra time. Provided they stop and purchase beer for you.
3. Yes. However, a beer per session will be required.
4. Only if neither you or I are drunk.
5. Get them drunk and have sex with them. Any gossip won't travel.
6. Instruct student to get several beers. Drink them.
edit: editing edididi-done.
here's how I'd do it
1. tell them to fuck off
2. if male: tell them to stop by the pub on the way across campus (yes there is one!) and get me a beer. if female: make her stay back *wink* *wink*
3. "oh you poor kid you have *NAME* as a tutor don't you?"
4. "You failed because of your lazy attitude, you fucking piece of shit, and if you don't want me to fail you, you will sit and do the excersies quietly and give me head after the class."
5. I'd ask them the secret to making delicious sweet and sour (me so lacist)
6. "What do you mean sick you pussy?!? Read the fucking notes and do the questions then"
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:58,
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2. if male: tell them to stop by the pub on the way across campus (yes there is one!) and get me a beer. if female: make her stay back *wink* *wink*
3. "oh you poor kid you have *NAME* as a tutor don't you?"
4. "You failed because of your lazy attitude, you fucking piece of shit, and if you don't want me to fail you, you will sit and do the excersies quietly and give me head after the class."
5. I'd ask them the secret to making delicious sweet and sour (me so lacist)
6. "What do you mean sick you pussy?!? Read the fucking notes and do the questions then"
Dude, I have to write shit like that.
These seem like some good scenarios to cover. It's important to have some basic standards that you can prove everyone adheres to.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:59,
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bugger.
now i've got an image of murdock in a silly mask singing that at b.a.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:40,
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This is....GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FOR MORE MYSTERIOUS FLASH HIJINKS:
www.digeridude.com/misc/nmasse.html
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:36,
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www.digeridude.com/misc/nmasse.html
Does it involve
changing their SI values into AMU and then doing something from there..
or can I just use a crystal and lose 10 seconds...?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:20,
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or can I just use a crystal and lose 10 seconds...?
No idea
I've run out of obvious things to search for on Google, and there's no way I'm resorting to any sort of maths.
I'll just hope someone with Magical Science Knowledge™ comes along and solves it.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:27,
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I'll just hope someone with Magical Science Knowledge™ comes along and solves it.
search for hairy back-tits
might have nothing to do with turtles or bus stops, but it might be interesting.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:33,
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^this
I'm guessing the flickery A, M and U are clues but no idea what to :(
AM I JUST BEING THICK?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:56,
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AM I JUST BEING THICK?
Aaaaargh
Google helped on that but now I'm being assaulted by MORE SCIENCE(?).
I don't think I'm up to this :(
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:01,
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I don't think I'm up to this :(
I'm not a sciency person, so I'm stuck at the password too.
I had an idea, but it ain't right :<
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:04,
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I AM ANGERY TOO :(
Also, it was me that added you. DID YOU BLOCK ME BECAUSE I DID NOT TALK STRAIGHT AWAY?
EDITED FOR HYPOTHESIS:
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31,
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EDITED FOR HYPOTHESIS:
I DID NOT BLOCK YOU.
I WENT AND ATE PIZZA, THE RESULT MAY HAVE BEEN THE SAME.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:32,
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WE ARE FELLOW MATTS.
WE ARE SOON TO BE FELLOW LEEDSMATTS.
GET YOUR OWN.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:33,
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GET YOUR OWN.
haha, that's not even a proper
toy toytoyse. What's up with you? I'm pissed and unhinged, but what's up with you?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:49,
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haha
was this ever meant to do anything, or just some random site?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:02,
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THE TURTLE WAS MENT TO GET A BUS.
THERE HAS BEEN NO BUS. OUTRAGE IS RAGING.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:09,
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turtles make nice soup.
not when they're skeletons, though. when they're skeletons, they just taste of bone. you might be able to make a bit of stock from the bones, but not proper soup, not the kind you can have with buttery warm crusty bread.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:32,
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Is that that Republican woman thing?
The sound of her voice makes me want to stab her in the face with scissors.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:23,
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well it makes sense
after all a republican winning an election with the fewest number of votes cast, where's that happened before?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:55,
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If only Hal had been in widescreen
they'd have soon worked out what to do...
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:45,
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they'd have soon worked out what to do...
Yay poetry!
Here's one I wrote:
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils
It's not finished yet. The next verse is about how I went past the daffodils, round the corner and found some people dogging, then joined in. I think I'll call it "The Daffodils and Dogging".
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:21,
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I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils
It's not finished yet. The next verse is about how I went past the daffodils, round the corner and found some people dogging, then joined in. I think I'll call it "The Daffodils and Dogging".
"There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still."
badgods.com/limerickpoems.html
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:38,
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And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still."
badgods.com/limerickpoems.html
SCHOOL IS FOR CHUMPS.
I have to start big boy school in a few weeks :<
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:48,
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SCHOOL IS LAME
They got my schedule wrong, though, and I had to go to the counselor and have rearranged. That's lame.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:50,
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Last time I was at school, I had a day of free periods.
I used to go in and mock the people with lessons by practically living at the shop for a day.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:58,
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Hahahahah.
I wish she had loads of free periods. Tomorrow I have French first. :[ Then HAP, gym, and uh...art.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:02,
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HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:03,
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MUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGO
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:10,
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JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY
?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:12,
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HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:19,
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I'd join in but I'm not sure I understand the subtleties of the rules
HAP?
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:25,
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THE FIRST RULE OF HAP CLUB
IS YOU DO NOT TAL-HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:28,
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YEAH WITH ENOUGH HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP ONE COULD BLOW UP JUST ABOUT ANYTHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31,
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MUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGO
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:19,
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JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY
JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY
*dances*
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:25,
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*dances*
LOLZ YOU HAS SKOOLZ
I dont start uni til 29th :)
Edit: Night b3ta
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:54,
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Edit: Night b3ta
I'm guessing that's when I start.
Freshers is the week of the 22nd, if I remember, so I suppose it's the 29th for me too :3
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:59,
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hhahaha. i imagine it like this but not as like a clip in the movie alone but them repeating this and doing the same thing over and over again and it is so funny.
i laughed a lot.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:30,
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he's giving him the bird with both hands.
but it's still WOO!YAY!HOUPLA!
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:32,
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i'd say to flip the frame around
but then you've be breaking the 180degree rule and cinema will explode.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:39,
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ta
sorry to jump in your thread.
but you started it with this padrino business.
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:36,
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but you started it with this padrino business.
ha!
"over there on the starboard bow Captain...it's an offer we can't refuse"
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Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:38,
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or as my cousin would say:
"a film designed to make people hate italians."
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