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[challenge entry] Extended.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)
# FAKE
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# haha, awesome!
/and it's given me an idea!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# hahaha super!
/click
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Hehehe
No bridge!

& I was hoping "Hooper loves cock" was an anagram of helicopter..... damn it's too early!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# OK THIS THREAD IS ALL ABOUT FAMOUS PARACHUTE PEOPLE.
I HAVE ORGANISED A VERY SAFE EVENT AND I HOPE YOU CAN POST PICTURES OF POPULAR HETEROSEXUALS HAVING SAFE FUN WITH PARACHUTES.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# Not quite a parachute but I assume they have one.


Edit: I should really read my own pics :/
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:43, archived)
# I AM GLAD YOU ARE TAKING PRECAUTIONS
HOWEVER I AM NOW GOING TO SPARK IT UP AND GO TO THE PUB

HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# OK HAVE FUN
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Legs are like parachutes.
They work best when they're open.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# I'M SORRY, BUT ALL FAMOUS PEOPLE I KNOW WHO HAVE PARACHUTES ARE BISEXUALS

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# 'Ning fella!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# NING

all's well here
you looking at .com or co.uk?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:51, archived)
# .co.uk
It all seems to be fine now though.
Cheers.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# OH HOLY SHIT NO THIS IS NOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MEATFACE
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Parachute! I knew there was something I was forgetting.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:47, archived)
# ROSS PEROT COMMANDS YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THIS
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:50, archived)
# LOOK AT MY CHARTS, FOLKS. LOOK AT MY CHARTS!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I have yet to determine the orientation of this heffalump, but he is wearing a parachute
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# I CAN ACCEPT THIS BECAUSE AN ELEPHANT CAN BE A FUN AND SAFE ADDITION TO A PARTY.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# haha superb
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee thud
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# a gronkpan thread with a picture111!!!
holy fucking jesus the world is ending!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, you're Mr Pink, and you're Mr... hmmm...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:04, archived)
# Haha
Love it
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:07, archived)
# hahahahaha. brilliant!
threshold him to fuck!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:09, archived)
# OH SHIT!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)
# *puts the lime in the coconut*
now he would definitely be shot in the face in one of the mid-sequence flashbacks.
WOO

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:16, archived)
# heh.
*sees a bandwagon approaching*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)
# HEY INTERNET:
SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:57, archived)
# I just totally flamed you all the fuck out!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# NO I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# HELP ME OUT HERE
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# DONT ACT LIKE YOU'RE INTERESTED THEN BACK OUT MAN,
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Is it just me
or is google images borked?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It wasn't the lack of atmosphere after all...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# Shopped images only.
Yes.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:58, archived)
# hahahaha Too true! Here's the daily Marmite harvest...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:59, archived)
# I think you'll find that most Marmite is sourced directly, these days...
these days...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# marsmite is made of mars.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# Hahaha


Excellent!
& also you've reminded me of something I've got to do.

:D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:07, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# ^__^
Hehehe
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# MMMMMm
Have cheese and toats with that marmite :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:10, archived)
# hey - where did you get the source images?
I've been scouring the net for Total Recall screengrabs...

ta!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# ahaha!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
hearty office lol - shit it's home time!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# A face swap.
 

 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Those cats would make ideal slippers!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)
# they're both a bit miffed.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# they look like pedigrees
www.dailykitten.com/archives/2083-sambi-and-sushi.html

not a brain-cell between them, poor things
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
# aww, fluff.
speaking of which, my neighbour has a rescued squirrel in her place.

his eyes aren't yet open, but he sucks like a... hungry young squirrel. also: kitten-tail.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:26, archived)
# awwwwww!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Fl--f-uf-!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)
# What's inappropriate here? The eggs? The cardboard? Or the combination of said ingredients?


"Thanks for entering the Walkers Do us a Flavour competition.

There's just one problem the flavour you have submitted contains inappropriate language/image, which means we can't use it.
"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# that all sounds terribly unfair.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:50, archived)
# they obviously miss-read that logo, resulting in the imappropriate language
and that double layer corregated cardboard would have any cardboardphile jizzing in his pants.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:52, archived)
# Too much nutrition in cardboard.
The egg is fine, it could be simulated by dusting with sulfur.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)
# pfft
best comment ever
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)
# suggestion: satan and enya flavour.
it'll win.

not being geographically eligible, i cannot enter the compo. so, i offer my satan and enya flavour suggestion to a resident of potatoland.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:00, archived)
# I'd imagine that would taste like..
Slightly spicey bilge water.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hahah
you fucking loon!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# I think...
the person running the compo didn't like the colour.
Or maybe eggs are offensive to the chicken market, which is a rapidly growing crisp eating demographic.

Maybe...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Sod Walkers!
Take it to Golden Wonder!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I was thinking of entering that
but I couldn't be arsed.

Was thinking Vagina with Gooseberry Yoghurt which I did taste once...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Ewww
gooseberry?!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Change 'Vagina' to 'Undermeat'
and you're on to a winner!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# LOL
best line ever
undermeat
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Hahahah fucking hell
this has me giggling like a spanner
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
you inspired me and the lady to put our own entries in. Expect either bread or body odour flavoured crisps to be hitting the shelves soon!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Too Late!
They already have cardboard flavour.
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# probåbly cråb time.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:01, archived)
# I'LL GIVE YOU CRABS!
 
WOO
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# no thanks. i've had them twice.
both times from temporary roommates. fucking slags.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)
# please to ensure all buttprostitutes are thoroughly cleansed and in good working order prior to placement on your pizza.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:10, archived)
# never again do i care if my 'friends' go homeless.
into the gutter with all of them!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:16, archived)
# bllleeeeaaaaggghh I did finish my shitty web pages.
NOW TO RELAX BY PUTTING SOME THINGS BACK ON SHELVES
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# do you put true crime books in the romance section?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:39, archived)
# we don't have smut like that in this library.
 
only the very highest of brows in here.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:42, archived)
# do you put porn in the religious materials?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:45, archived)
# Where are the fuck books?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:46, archived)
# IN THE FUCK SECTION
COME THIS WAY
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Wøø
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)
# CRACKATTAB.
i think i've mentioned before that i own a box full of plastic crabs. i haven't seen it lately, though. i wonder if it scuttled away....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Likely these little buggers took them.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:22, archived)
# and cooked them and ate them.
i get to have physiotherapy soon. yay me.

ugh.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Yick, best etc--of course.
They'll have your legs grow, I prey for thems.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)
# stupid doctors. i hates the aches.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:38, archived)
# It is their mating season now.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)
# YIFF? YIFF?
YIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFYIFFOWWWWWOOOWOOWOOOWWWW!
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)
# THAT WAS HORRIBLE, I WOULD RATHER STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)
# it's not my mating season though. sorry, crabs.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# SITZ ON MY FACE NOWS PLSKTHX
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# a crab.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# yeah, he is nameless at this point.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I just wanted to see if this works.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# it works!
unless you were trying to make it transparent or summon a demon.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)
# that's not a demon?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Yes, it does--woo. I've done it with teh Sheen in a couple now.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)
# GRRRRAAAARRRRR!
 

 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)
# hahaha!
that's a good chump.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# I have yet to see a bad Chump, I think.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:33, archived)
# THIS ISN'T ME
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:55, archived)
# Hello!


I'm good.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Yep.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:37, archived)
# wwwwoah.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:47, archived)
# ...
see the talk board

Nothing to see here. Move along....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)
# understood.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Welcome to the zombie invasion.
Brains....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:42, archived)
# hi! my name is ben and i am made of unappetising foodstuffs.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh these are glorious.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:12, archived)
# cool
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:35, archived)
# really not much going on tonight, is there
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# pfffft!
POOL CUE

no, it is rather quiet.
I am not making pictures, I am making web pages for work which is rather less rewarding
also it was like HEY CAN YOU GET THESE READY TO GO LIVE BY THIS AFTERNOON
answer: PROBABLY NOT, YOU DICKS
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:03, archived)
# DIE, YOU DICKS
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Oh Hai!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# CRYSTAL KINGDOM
edit: holy crap. I just now figured out what your picture is. My batteries are run down, time to go to bed.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Shhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shush!
It's on the talk page.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)
#
I'm sorry, I type rather loudly sometimes
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Eh?
What?
asses are magic
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)
# I'll have to google an ass to upload.
and there's a phrase I never thought I'd see myself typing.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Ya got me.

It's the beautiful and delicate the butt-hair-fly.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:07, archived)
# I'LL HAVE THE GAZPACHO
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)
# You need to film stop action shorts
about sex, murder cults and popeye
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)
# Ah
gug-gug-gug-gug-gug.

Wtf he meant, it was beautiful.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)
# that's neat that's neat
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)
# Never understood the attraction myself. Each to their own tastes.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)
# It's a nation of trepannation.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)
# there'll be hell and damnation
across the whole damn nation.
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Shiksa
hey
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# oh hai
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)
# accidents will happen.
we only hit and run.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:08, archived)
# LOL, HELLO
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)
# FUCKEN HEY M8.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)
# HELLO!
It seemed a bit dead, so I came to say hello.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Did you bring gifts?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:33, archived)
# I might have, but they are in disguise if I did.
They may also take 3-4 working days to be delivered.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)
# >:(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Blame the post office closures.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# look, just because there hasn't been a thread for a bit
doesn't mean you can post without a picture.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)
# What are you going to do about it?
*does the dance of k3b/-\b is a gaylord*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Allow me to illustrate incase anyone forgot the steps...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:38, archived)
# snortylolz
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:38, archived)
# heheheheheh
I love that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:39, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:08, archived)
# !
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)
# I am going to bombard you with the latest piece of "tutor training" 'stuff' I have received


*Triggers for reflection: Set 1 - week 6*

Choose *one *of the following scenarios and consider how you would
deal with the situation in such a way as to best further the aims and
objectives of the course. Your response should be two or three
sentences in length.

1. You observe one student in the tutorial who obviously resents
having to attend and resists becoming involved in the learning
experience.

2. One student is consistently about 15 minutes late to a 3 hour lab
session, and so misses the introductory talk at the start of the lab
session. When asked to be one time she says "I have a lecture just
before this and it's over the other side of campus"

3. Can I join your lab group for this session - my demonstrator
doesn't seem to understand what we're supposed to be doing?"

4. 'I'm repeating this unit because I just failed last year - I was
really close to a pass. Do I have to do all these exercises again"

5. You have four students whose English is pretty weak and they are
having trouble understanding what is discussed. They tend to work
away quietly, and don't ask for help, but seem to be falling behind.

6. "I was sick last week and haven't done the exercises, so I don't
know what to do in this class."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Oh man, I can't believe you just forced me to read that.
:-(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:39, archived)
# yeah that's right bitch!
and remember it's all your fault.

:)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# It's a shame you can't take revenge and post a photo on /talk.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# i know, that sucks.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Personally, I want the big html tag enabled.
It works in preview. :-(((((((((
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# marquee works in preview and would be so much more irritating
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:51, archived)
#
There is always this
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
#
1. Kill them with fire. Sell ashes for beer money.
2. Allow the student extra time. Provided they stop and purchase beer for you.
3. Yes. However, a beer per session will be required.
4. Only if neither you or I are drunk.
5. Get them drunk and have sex with them. Any gossip won't travel.
6. Instruct student to get several beers. Drink them.
edit: editing edididi-done.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# here's how I'd do it
1. tell them to fuck off
2. if male: tell them to stop by the pub on the way across campus (yes there is one!) and get me a beer. if female: make her stay back *wink* *wink*
3. "oh you poor kid you have *NAME* as a tutor don't you?"
4. "You failed because of your lazy attitude, you fucking piece of shit, and if you don't want me to fail you, you will sit and do the excersies quietly and give me head after the class."
5. I'd ask them the secret to making delicious sweet and sour (me so lacist)
6. "What do you mean sick you pussy?!? Read the fucking notes and do the questions then"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# ok I don't think I can put you forward as a tutor
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 8:12, archived)
# Dude, I have to write shit like that.
These seem like some good scenarios to cover. It's important to have some basic standards that you can prove everyone adheres to.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# O HAI DAVE
 

 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# I hate you.
You old bastard.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# LOL
IM SPEAKING TO YOU HERE
AND OVER THERE *points at /talk*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Isn't technology wonderful?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I NO!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Don't get crazy.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:46, archived)
# m-m-m-multiboard!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# pfffffffffft
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:53, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:58, archived)
# NORKS!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:36, archived)
# +T
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:29, archived)
# i'm not saying it.
*resists the urge*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# you spent your 15000 post NOT saying something :(
SAY IT!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)
# bloody hell, so i did!
that's no 15000
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
# OOH, EEH, OOH AH AH. TING TANG, WALLA WALLA BING BANG
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# bugger.
now i've got an image of murdock in a silly mask singing that at b.a.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)
# damnit smash, milestone! I demand boobage.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)
# OH LORD, RESOLUTION.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)
# Erk
That's some painful punnery.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# that's no decent operating system.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)
# -å.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:19, archived)
# *ANGRY ANGERS* >:(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Squirtle?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# THE TIMER IS UP. WHERE IS HIS BUS?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# This is....GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FOR MORE MYSTERIOUS FLASH HIJINKS:

www.digeridude.com/misc/nmasse.html
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I CANNOT LOG IN.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# WHAT?!?!
HINT: WHO DESIGNATED THE AMU?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# WHAT>
MAKE SENSE LITTLE TRAIN.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# +Be=N
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# "Be" is Beryllium according to Google
If that helps?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Really
Don't

Get it?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# NOT EVEN MY TRUSTY *LOOK AROUND YOU* PERIODIC TABLE CAN HELP ME
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Does it involve
changing their SI values into AMU and then doing something from there..

or can I just use a crystal and lose 10 seconds...?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# No idea
I've run out of obvious things to search for on Google, and there's no way I'm resorting to any sort of maths.

I'll just hope someone with Magical Science Knowledge™ comes along and solves it.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# search for hairy back-tits
might have nothing to do with turtles or bus stops, but it might be interesting.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)
# *has on wall*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)
# ^this
I'm guessing the flickery A, M and U are clues but no idea what to :(
AM I JUST BEING THICK?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# HINT: IT'S ABOUT SCIENCE (tm)
Those letters MEAN SOMETHING.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Aaaaargh
Google helped on that but now I'm being assaulted by MORE SCIENCE(?).
I don't think I'm up to this :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# I'm not a sciency person, so I'm stuck at the password too.
I had an idea, but it ain't right :<
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Haha, I'm familiar with AMUs but my lappy wont run that flash.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I AM ANGERY TOO :(
Also, it was me that added you. DID YOU BLOCK ME BECAUSE I DID NOT TALK STRAIGHT AWAY?
EDITED FOR HYPOTHESIS:
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I DID NOT BLOCK YOU.
I WENT AND ATE PIZZA, THE RESULT MAY HAVE BEEN THE SAME.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Pizzablock? :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Aww, he no love you long time.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# WE ARE FELLOW MATTS.
WE ARE SOON TO BE FELLOW LEEDSMATTS.
GET YOUR OWN.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# GO HAVE BUMFUN
Hmph :(
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Okay, awesome.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# RAWK!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# TUBTOISE!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# he waited until he died.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i thought maybe the cloud was sideways and going like >.<
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# haha, that's not even a proper
toy toytoyse. What's up with you? I'm pissed and unhinged, but what's up with you?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING DEAD YET
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
# nooooooooooooo
poor turtle
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I LOVE YOU
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# :((((((((
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# haha
was this ever meant to do anything, or just some random site?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# THE TURTLE WAS MENT TO GET A BUS.
THERE HAS BEEN NO BUS. OUTRAGE IS RAGING.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# turtles make nice soup.
not when they're skeletons, though. when they're skeletons, they just taste of bone. you might be able to make a bit of stock from the bones, but not proper soup, not the kind you can have with buttery warm crusty bread.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# killed by death.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Terminator Zoo
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# That hippo has some really dirty thoughts going on...
Eek.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Owen & Mzee!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Won't someone think of the (badly shopped) children?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely done. All bases covered there.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# haha.
hmmmm....
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:44, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Is that that Republican woman thing?
The sound of her voice makes me want to stab her in the face with scissors.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# well it makes sense
after all a republican winning an election with the fewest number of votes cast, where's that happened before?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# She's a twat.
Ugh.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah-ha!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] If only Hal had been in widescreen

they'd have soon worked out what to do...
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Hahaha
- digital, yes? Digital.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ha :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Haha!
*click*
I like it. Simple but effective. Like bacon.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# haha, to this I dedicate my liguistic efforts...

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Yay poetry!
Here's one I wrote:
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of golden daffodils


It's not finished yet. The next verse is about how I went past the daffodils, round the corner and found some people dogging, then joined in. I think I'll call it "The Daffodils and Dogging".
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# "There once was a poet named Will
Who tramped his way over a hill
And was speechless for hours
Over some stupid flowers
This was years before TV, but still."

badgods.com/limerickpoems.html
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Hey kiddos.

Today was my first day back to school. *zomg* :o
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# SCHOOL IS FOR CHUMPS.
I have to start big boy school in a few weeks :<
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# SCHOOL IS LAME
They got my schedule wrong, though, and I had to go to the counselor and have rearranged. That's lame.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# sounds like you are too cool for school.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Last time I was at school, I had a day of free periods.
I used to go in and mock the people with lessons by practically living at the shop for a day.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hahahahah.
I wish she had loads of free periods. Tomorrow I have French first. :[ Then HAP, gym, and uh...art.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# HAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# MUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGO
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY
?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# NO, JUST HAP.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Ace.

I do like this game after all.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I'd join in but I'm not sure I understand the subtleties of the rules
HAP?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# LAP?
TAP?
RAP?
CAP?
MAP?


HAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# THE FIRST RULE OF HAP CLUB
IS YOU DO NOT TAL-HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)
# YEAH WITH ENOUGH HAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP ONE COULD BLOW UP JUST ABOUT ANYTHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAPHAP
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# ANYTHAPHAPHAPHAP
This sure made me chortle.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
wheeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# MUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGOMUNGO
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY
JERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRYJERRY


*dances*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# LOLZ YOU HAS SKOOLZ
I dont start uni til 29th :)

Edit: Night b3ta
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Psssh
whatevs, dude. x]

Nunight.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I'm guessing that's when I start.
Freshers is the week of the 22nd, if I remember, so I suppose it's the 29th for me too :3
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# burn it down.
blame me.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Yippe kay-aye... muddafuck..."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# hhahaha. i imagine it like this but not as like a clip in the movie alone but them repeating this and doing the same thing over and over again and it is so funny.
i laughed a lot.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# glorious.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# he's giving him the bird with both hands.
but it's still WOO!YAY!HOUPLA!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# lol yeh just noticed,
fuxox!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i'd say to flip the frame around
but then you've be breaking the 180degree rule and cinema will explode.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ^this
BOOM!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# up and AT THEM
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# atom ?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# It's like a little bit of sunshine
Keeping the owls at bay
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Nicely animated.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# why thanx you.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# PISSCRIMES.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you disrespect the family name.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# This was in the director's cut.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# you dropped this:
n
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Consigliere...

...make it so.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# thats pretty funny.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ta
sorry to jump in your thread.

but you started it with this padrino business.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# no nio i like it. my threads are available for taking.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i'm gonna make... it so
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# ha!
"over there on the starboard bow Captain...it's an offer we can't refuse"
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
# or as my cousin would say:
"a film designed to make people hate italians."
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)

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