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[challenge entry] First ever post!
Should i carry on with this B3ta lark or nail my account details to a frisbee and fling them over a rainbow?



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(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# quick post a massive nsfw image
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Woo!
Toast eh? Any relation?

EDIT: Welcome you rarest of n00bs . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Looks like a damn good start to me...
cue M&S noob picture

ALSO: edit your post to enter it into the challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Woo first post!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# You done well.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# dancing like a bitch!
I had this ready a week ago but didn't realise I had to wait a week!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Sometimes you just gots to waits
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Tim Booth's no bitch!
Nice first post!

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I like it....
very retro very scifi genius!
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# woo!
I still have an old Simon somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# TGA?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# that is a rather excellent first post, young b3taling!
welome to b3ta, strangle a kitten, and eat a stool, or something or other; you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# damn its a shame wobbly bloke isnt around much any more. i was usually what was usually suggested as a snake or something to pull up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# epic fail, this post is below the fifty kb limit and contains no nudity
it's also been edited, and given the previous, probably by you. Hence, nail your account details to a frisbee and throw them over a rainbow.

you don't your deserve the l-plate

:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# welcome
and, nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Good noob!

Suckle on the teet of b3ta!

Now impress us all by managing to compo it! ;)

*edit* Ooh, ya did! *clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Fruit & Nut ftw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# mmm... chocolate
I ate my emergency Mars bar yesterday, and I cant be arsed to go to the machine and get a nother one
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# boo hoo
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# It's very upsetting
I'm going to write a poem about it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# bollocks to your nuts.
my gspt problem just went tits up
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Ah shoot!
You've done gone and made me hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# grrrr... now I want CHOCOLATE!
damn you....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Madame is waiting and hungry for noobs:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ive done two freddo's this morning
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'm nuts about you, have I mentioned that recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hurrah!
*noms*

is this somehow my fault?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# David Hasselhoth
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Hahahaa
Teh Hoth!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# haha, nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# YAY
For Star Wars Penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
These really are splendid creatures, all of them
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# they do enjoy their days off from fighting the evil empire as well..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Got a light saber
and no fecking clue.

I know that feeling for some reason.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 10:33, archived)
# oh my god it's a punpocalypse here this morning
*climbs back into bed whimpering*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# oh good lord.. sssssppppaaannngggg!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Looks more like Donny Hothmond
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# DARTH VEGAS

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# very nice
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# 'ning!
Compo eeet!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Really?
I suppose it is kinda retro. But then Star Wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# splendid
though all this punnagio is really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# OH, GOOD LORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Arf
reminds me of this
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I pity any mouse
that crosses Big Frank
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Is it dead?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Undead.
Judging by those vampire fangs.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I read that as undeed......
Off to lectures now
Bye b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# 'ning
.....& bye!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Frankula!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# walrus cat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Aww
Big Frank just want's somebody to tickle it's tummy

SO IT CAN THEN SINK IT'S MONSTROUS FANGS INTO THEIR NECK AND TEAR THEIR HEAD OFF IN AN ORGY OF BLOODLUST
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Found this in Skywalker's en-suite...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Ace as always!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Very punny,
Very punny indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# hahaaaaaaa
Damn you! I just spat tea all over my paperwork for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Ning Tols - How fare thee today?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I are well thanks
although somewhat peeved at my website having been hacked by Turkish extremists. It would almost be funny of it wasn't so damn annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# grr - that is very frustrating
I are peeved at my website no longer being online


(although that is my fault for knowingly allowing my domain name registration to lapse)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# PTOL!
FREEBS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Dave!
(think Ptols has gone

.....for whom the bell ptols




(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# No no, I am here!
Hello, both!

I am writing from a Dell Vista laptop which has a splendid habit of rebooting unexpectedly every now and again. Hence my having been quiet. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahah - damn you
Nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# No I doubt it mate...
...very rarely in these days, the sport boffs have it sewn up!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# oh hazelnuts!
cadbury's take them, and cover them in chocolate...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# you swine
I don't want to hear from you again until you've driven up the M1 and delivered a 400g bar!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# if I drove up the M1 with a bar
all I'd end up delivering would be an empty wrapper and some crumbs
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hehe - I would't make it 2 junctions
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *portals*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *borstals*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Use the Faucet Luke
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# HAhaha
Nicely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
gleeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahaha you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] repost of mine ...again
sod it..its early.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# i like this!
nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah I know it's cheap but registration's nearly over...


Bindun? Haven't followed this compo much
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I say, bandits at 12 o' clock chaps!
Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)
# I used to buy loads of them things!
'nings
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:56, archived)
# What?
Frikkin lasers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Fricken Lazers??
Nah them polystyrene air fix plane things.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Nings :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Why does that plane remind me the one on the front
of the foam 20p planes you buy and put togeather?

Also a little on the big side, but woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# omg, I've not seen one of those for YEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:58, archived)
# They were giving them out at a kids party a few weeks back
they wouldn't let me have one though :(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:00, archived)
# do you just randomly crash little kids parties?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Yes, I dress as a clown
Who would turn a clown away?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# there's one sitting on the desk next to me
right now

Of course, it's broken
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Ha ha It must be a B3tan thing as so do I!!
and it's a spitfire as well.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Wher did you hide the desk rubble?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:44, archived)
# How did you know?
that is the only clear space on my desk...the rest is now measured in terms of geology and stratigraphy.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I think you've put the wings in back-to-front
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I'm sure it would go again
if you only reched behind your desk to find the pin that holds the propeller on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
mind if I pea here?

"Asteroids do not concern me Admiral"
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Your personal message
Im liking it, somehow it makes sense
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Spffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Believe me...
Nothing worse than flying a space ship with hemorrhoids!!
(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Wall Street loves you*


*Well, not really
(McMurphy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)
# GASP!
Undefined parameters!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Undefined parameters!
Did you mean "Bear Stearns"?
(McMurphy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# No I mean you would have had to redo your maths homework in detention:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# pure math = religion
both good in theory but hard to apply in the real world
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# i don't know whether I wish to endorse this or not
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# nah it's just not a function
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:48, archived)
# :D
You're funny
(McMurphy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# hahaha
I like how, post-finger, the market stabilised for about an hour
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# :D
You know how they fear the "invisible hand"...
(McMurphy, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# It takes an hour for most people:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:45, archived)
# haha
well played, sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:46, archived)
# haw haw haw, isn't the upcoming depression going to be hillarious
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:49, archived)
# On the subject of graphs....
I saw this book in Fopp the other day...

www.octopusbooks.co.uk/popcharts

don't know how many were nicked form here though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:54, archived)
# what.
1) Take idea from internets
2) Make graphs look nice in Excel
3) ???
4) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# what a cunt, eh?
It's the time of year though. At christmas you always get shit books that anyone could have done.

Last year I saw one called Pets With Tourettes, which was pictures of animals with speech bubble3s and a single swear wrod on each page.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I forgot it was Christmas already
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:05, archived)
# sorry...
seven years in retail still makes me thing Christmas starts in august and carries on for six months
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# ^this doubled
and people wonder why i hate christmas, and then the fucking sales.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I got given that book for christmas
it was amusing enough, with sufficient booze-related preparation.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# it's worse
1) take graphs from net
2) make less funny and/or shit
3) sell
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] NIng all!! Lord Nel... I mean Vaders death scene..
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Vader!!
NOOO!!


aceness!
now do vaders column
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)
# perv
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:33, archived)
# *leers*
'ningles giant man!
you alreet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Meh
I have to spring clean the office today. THat's going to be no fun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:38, archived)
# you shouldn't live like a pig then!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Naaa
I just have a bad backpacker infestation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:40, archived)
# "Kiss me, Luke"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:44, archived)
# /Comic Geek
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:27, archived)
# crisis on infinite earths?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Nope
This is Final Crisis

after they do this I don't know what they will call the next crisis!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Here's the beauty part:
This crisis won't end.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# 30th Sept - The Unwholesome Malady
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# poor little turtle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# No tinctures or restorative emoluments
work quicker than Bacon™
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:03, archived)
# Bacon is, indeed, the answer.
Cooked with onions and immersion with pork stock
will complete the cure. And a make a fine soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:04, archived)
# BACON BACON BACON
Also, capitalism is collapsing. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# Huzzah!
www.b3ta.com/board/8789230
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)
# CAPITALISM
NYET
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:14, archived)
# well use lowercase then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:18, archived)
# I'm going to take my money out of the bank
and put it in a sock under my bed, for safekeeping.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Yes, but in which currency.
Pounds might not be best to pick this round.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Invest in pumpkins. Their value seems to be going up sharply at the moment....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Good plan. Giant pumpkins have a very high ROI.
Also
pie
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# If capitalism collapsed the inflation that ensued would make it worth fuck all!
Take all your money out the bank and invest it in water, tinned ham and a kick arse gun mounted car!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Are you suggesting
that we team up and form some sort of vigilante crime-fighting duo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Hell no!
I'll be totin' guns and looting! I gotta loot me some ballet shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:31, archived)
# Is it halal bacon?
woo and 'ningles teh b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:17, archived)
# 'ning riv.
Genetic modification to the feet
and you might just get it to pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:20, archived)
# Not if they were going to eat the trotters:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Yes, you are correct in that.
*returns to laboratory*
*kicks Igor*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Yay for bacons!
'ningles to the /board!

It looks like we're all about to go back to the stone age... Well, at least we still all have b3ta....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:21, archived)
# Bacon©.
curing vegans since 1867
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:29, archived)
# charles darwin's bacon tie!
you deserve the recumebnt houpla
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:57, archived)
# needless to say
the beast was stunned. good work Pol
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:39, archived)
# I watched Goldfinger Last Night
lol for teh punnage
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:46, archived)
# You have a lovely cat
Pussy Galore indeed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)
# He's not mine
He belongs to the Vet whose premises are behind ours. He just mingles with the local community depending on who feeds him the most.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:54, archived)
# I've got one like that
He miaows outside at about 4am when I'm getting up, then when I let him in and go to the fridge he jumps in, the slut.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# shut the door oh him, be one cool cat by the time you got home
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)
# I can't do it
His mewing melts my heart. Plus, it's the only way to shut teh fucker up.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)
# Good on you!
Its class and never gets boring
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Get out of the hole!
We want to get out too, fool!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)
# ris, i know it's honor blackman and she is pussy galore...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:50, archived)
# It's in the hover-text :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:01, archived)
# lacist!
i'd prefer a different version, but it would be nsfw...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Haha I thought of that
Wasn't going to work in Paint
Not that this did particularly either

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:05, archived)
# is it wrong to contemplate fwapping over that, given that she's now about 80
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:09, archived)
# In for a penny, in for a pound...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:13, archived)
# honor blackman
oh yes.

I hope I am not alone in having guilty wanks about her when she was in the Upper Hand.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:41, archived)
# HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Utterly Fantastic
He was here a second ago but has now gone - I will show him tomorrow

That made me laugh, lots and lots. Many thanks.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:51, archived)
# he is a goodcat I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:56, archived)
# i alsio love this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:01, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)
# still love that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:19, archived)
# wasn't it your cat?
or something?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:20, archived)
# yay for all things
kittinish
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:28, archived)
# not my cat, no.
 

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:32, archived)
# is it bad that my mental image of you is that purple bunny?
like, I can see rob, I can see postbear, I can see gronkpan. i know what they look like. i've even seen a picture of you, i think. i still see that purple bunny whenever i see your name.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:37, archived)
# that's just fine.
he only exists within b3ta, anyway, so it's quite apt.



goodnight you excellent people, I am fucking thirsty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:54, archived)
# Nite hare!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:00, archived)
# HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:58, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:01, archived)
# yay!
this is a goodthing to see before bed.

'night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:01, archived)
# I just found this, too.
 


it's only from February but it's a complete blank
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# CYA
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:04, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:02, archived)
# one must be limber, to straddle a pizza effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:03, archived)
# WEAR YOUR GROIN UNTIL YOU CANCAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:12, archived)
# WHOA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# I meant to say this earlier but had to do some work
your quickfire shopping talents are pure comedy gold

edit: Frank has just arrived but will not come to the computer - but i took some photos of him anyway. Will post them during the Gay Shift tomorrow for your enjoyment.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:25, archived)
# Yay!
WE LIKE FRANK!!! HE IS A GOOD KITTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:42, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:40, archived)
# Quick and dirty


Story here: news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/africa/7641893.stm
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:18, archived)
# Ha Ha ha Ha Ha.......I've been WAITING for this one.
*clicketyclick*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:25, archived)
# heh. how to kill the board during gayshift:
post sports.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:52, archived)
# it's a secret code.
 
IT MEANS HE WANTS YOU TO KNOCK HIM DOWN AND PEE IN HIS MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)
# do i get the £400m if i do?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:02, archived)
# terms by negotiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:09, archived)
# WELL, SMIRKER?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:10, archived)
# SPOOOOOORTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)
# you might con people with the Nigerian scam
but noone is stupid enough to invest in NUFC
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:28, archived)
# hahaha
good timing for this...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i was going to do this today...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Woo
Have a pearoast...
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# His name is Frank - he visits our office

he is not 'shopped - obviously
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)
# frank is large and in charge.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)
# he has been on a strict diet for months
he gets locked up at weekends and at night & visits the businesses in the area during the week. He scrounges constantly and talks a lot.

His excess belly skin wobbles as he walks.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:42, archived)
# ...but other than that he resembles me not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)
# *obligitory pussy joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:45, archived)
# making me all muddleheaded here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:53, archived)
# glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Sassy cat is not impressed
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)
# handsome boy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:44, archived)
# SASSY CAT HAS SOME SASS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:57, archived)
# HE IS A LARGE CAT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)
# AND AS OTHERS HAVE SUGGESTED, HE IS ALSO IN CHARGE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:28, archived)
# YOU KNOW IT
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:58, archived)
# hehe
he deserves all the shoppage he can command
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:03, archived)
# rar!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)
# is frank inside that cat in the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:05, archived)
# i claim frank is shopped
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# truly not
he was here when i posted the pic but has moved on - no doubt to the hairdressers as they all talk to him

I will post more pics of the said Big Frank
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:59, archived)
# he lies on his back all the time
and have a pic of such a pose - i just can't find it :/

edit - found pic - will post shortly
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I like Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# He is Frank - he is big - he is asleep on his back, in the middle of our reception.

He is still not shopped
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I CAN HAZ ALL THE DRUGS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:27, archived)
# i may yet
post semi-daily pics of Frank. He would enjoy that.
(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# I know I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:48, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:14, archived)
# What a cutie
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry.
(tak_lad bicketyfukinbam, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# no apology required.
play space invaders here. i do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I just failed out of college :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:29, archived)
# could be worse.
you could care about college.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Indeed
Only assholes who own businesses care about college
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)
# fake your degree. hiring departments don't check them as often as you think.
save time and money.

also: i assumed you were joking. are you?

and if you're not joking, are you microwave?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)
# I am joking
I am doing my best to make enemies with my professors by calling them agents of indoctrination in my response papers though.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)
# OH YOU ARE NAUGHTY I WAS CHOKING UP HERE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)
# I mean, give me time :)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)
# no. you are out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:21, archived)
# INTERESTING FACT I LEARNED:
There is more money, more fun and less pressure working in a call centre.

So many people with degrees work shitty shitty jobs at shitty pay with no recognition because they're "qualified".

I just shout at people and get paid.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
# RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU
 
at least my boss is as stoned as I am, that makes for a pretty good work environment I must say
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:46, archived)
# AND WHEN I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE NEARBY TO SHOUT AT
I SURF THE INTERNET

and yes, stoner bosses can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# bastards. i have an interview later this week.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:54, archived)
# Remember: Word every response as "Situation, Action, Result".
Most recruiters are more interested in how you reply rather than what you reply with.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:01, archived)
# so i don't have to shower?
good.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I don't know that for sure, but I have my suspicions.
 
we can't be that alike otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)
# I learned something else a while ago:
They're all stoners. More than half the people you work with are regular smokers and half of who's left are occasional smokers.

For some reason everyone denies it but we're all in the same fucking club.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:47, archived)
# yeah, except for that one jerk who you always wonder what IS that guy's fucking problem?
 
HE DOESN'T SMOKE, THAT'S WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 6:49, archived)
# That's funny as that would seem like the lowest circle of customer service hell to me.
Anyway, my degree isn't going to qualify me for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Fuck customer service
get into telemarketing. My entire life changed when I picked up a shitty telemarketing job (between other jobs, I thought at the time).

You get paid to sit on your ass and piss people off all around the country.

Bring in a few bucks and everyone loves you for being a dick to their customers. Let those collegepeople get paid shitty wages so they can be proud of their jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:50, archived)
# do you work from home?
my headhunter keeps offering me those jobs, skype-based nonsense. i resist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)
# No, I run a call centre now.
Those work from home jobbies can be pretty sweet though, most people just trust that you aren't going out of your way to piss people off.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:59, archived)
# well, i sure can be trusted in that manner.
my friend who died of cancer a few weeks ago did a gig for a big pizza place that way. she hated it but because she was an independent operator, if drunk goofs pissed her off she'd just tell them to go fuck themselves and hang up on them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Personally I like to just persist with the offer if they get abusive.
"I just really don't want you to miss out on these savings, sir. Please just let me explain to you what a fantastic deal this really is."

If they start talking, just start shouting their full name until they start listening.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:08, archived)
# haha, i hang up on people like you.
i once called a telemarketer a cunt and she called me back to yell at me. there were many screams that night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Oh, I never bothered with revenge calls.
If I hadn't fucked with them enough on the first call, I wasn't doing my job properly.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:16, archived)
# she was pretty angry. it was a rude thing to say but she really got on my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:22, archived)
# when i was a kid my parents got sick of me bringing the phone all the way to them
if it was just a telemarketer anyway

so they told me to tell them, if they don't want to leave a message, that we're not interested. so, the next time we had a call, i did just that.

...boy, did that lady rip me a new one. she summoned the angry black woman inside her and made my 12-year-old self not want to answer the phone again for months.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 7:18, archived)
# hahahaha
I want to do this now
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:16, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
SWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:31, archived)
# doubtful sound.
i just heard that name and i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)
# also: Doubtless Bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:47, archived)
# pretty.
we have a stack of 'comfort's and such here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:51, archived)
# their real names are Patea and Rangiaohia, respectively.
 
FUCK YOU, CAPTAIN COOK
HOW'S HAWAII TREATING YOU, HUH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:57, archived)
# heh.
you should have heard the whitebread mouthbreathers here when 'nunavut' was named.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:00, archived)
# CHARLIE SHEEN: FULL TIME HAPPY DUDE.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:05, archived)
# WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)
# "IT AIN'T EASY BEIN' HAPPY ALL THE TIME" - C. SHEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:09, archived)
# SO TRUE. HIS SMILE IS PAINTED ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)
# how'm I funny? like a CLOWN, FUNNY?!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)
# He dresses as a clown on weekends.
He may be a full time happy dude, but he still has time for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)
# charlie sheen is so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)
# He's doing his job.
Full time happy dudes don't have time to be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)
# I am only a happy dude on a casual basis.
 
BUT I'M FULLTIME FUCKED UP MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I could never be full time happy, or full time fucked up.
You guys are my heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)
# SHEEN IS THE HERO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Sheen is a future veteran of the happy wars.
He loses his signature full time happy dude smile in the battle, but his happy heart lives on as he advertising golf sales to the masses.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)
# IT'S ALL LIES AND PROPAGANDA*.

*According to the Anti-Sheen
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# this is a widely known historical facts.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:00, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)
# kill this nazi pigfucking whore now.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)
# woah.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I can tell he's smiling.
Full time happy dudes are always smiling.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)
# YES, MASTER?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)
# When he wiggles his nose, he becomes happier.
Full time happier.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:22, archived)
# NOW WE DANCE
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLgeZ8OPJ-g
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)
# *clicks castanets*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)
# only 2 frames
a lifetime of therapy for me

EDIT: every time I refresh the page, it gets larger and more frightening
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:18, archived)
# It's in the job description.
The job description for being a full time happy dude.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)
# happy days, happy lives.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I can tell he's happy.
And not just because I know he's a full time happy dude.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:23, archived)
# MOSTLY HAPPY YES, EXCEPT FOR STALINGRAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:29, archived)
# Still pretty full time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:29, archived)
# ive said it before but i'll say it again
oscar sheendler
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# knarly!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Argh
It moves as I scroll down.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# I bet this is your wallpaper
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:07, archived)
# i bet he has panties printed in this fabric.
and so do you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*clicks hard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I'm glad for him.
He deserves some happiness after all he's been through.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ...claim this thread in the name of b3ta and all who sail in her


sorry. only sheen i have and i've forgotten how to shop



(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# BEAK WEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)
# choosy chewers chew sheen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)
# CHARLSHEEN NOWS HOW TO HAPPY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 5:24, archived)
# RAAS CLAART
 
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# today has been a good day
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha! \o/
they're rock solid chums, i can tell
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Just joining in...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I agree
only thing i can redeem my self with is ...
edit :

this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# COWABUNGAAAAAA
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)
# weeeeeee

uhhh i lost my woobus
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# ahhhahah!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I could hear the scuttle of tiny mouse clicks
all the way over here this girrl am legend
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# nyom
nyom woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Eep!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:04, archived)
# \o/
She's wonderful too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)
# herro gaijins
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)
# And rizzbury sauce plz
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# 99!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# goddamnit I want a flake now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)
# 69!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)
# WILL THERE BE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE AFTERWARDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)
# technically
no and yes
depending on what you count as chocolate
meanwhile i have drank everything i can hold so i will be posting no more tonight.
I look forward to furture visits to your wonderfull site and thank you all for coming.
I was the linchpin you know they couldnt have carried on without me.
*sleeps*

edit : to clarify it might not be delish choco
but yes it will be post whasit visa v the yu'no thu thingy right! sleeps again
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:01, archived)
# FLAY KORKA!
who's korka?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Blessed Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)
# BLESSED STRIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# these ^
are fucking brilliant!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Tigers
!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# yay
i love ure balls
clip not balls related sry bout that
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O32vBQt1Ti8
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Booo
First Matt or no Matt!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ahh that mat was good
edit : blames the writers
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# tres swish!
(*u*)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Whats this takeshi's castle type program i saw advertised on virgin earlier today?
Blessed is the host and his boisterous lil face was comped onto a little CG power ranger type chappie.

sounds like TV gold.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I saw that, was on just after I'd seen him training a dog for some reason,
he's never off the TV of late!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Same here!
We may have seen the exact same moment of TV

What are the chances o' that happening, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)
# bondo?
the wrong door?
does his face ring a bell?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Ace!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 3:07, archived)
# somehow i pictured this much sweatier and hairier.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)

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