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[challenge entry] Bit shite?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i love coal :D
woo!
(at first glance i thought i saw a badger)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Cannot unsee :(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# *presses rewind*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# (: ees tonnac SREEEeDLYEEEeDL-EEEDL fffwwWIP! CLUNK!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# *TAPE LOAD ERROR*
oh noes!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Earns a click from me
...but could do with more Fred Dibnah.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Dibnah
would probably have demolished the bloody chimneys!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I can just see
Fred demolishing the death star - "We takes this oily rag, set it alight and drop 'im down this 'ere ventilation duct - an then run like buggery!"
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# That reply
could apply to any pic.




Even ones of Fred Dibnah.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# *splash*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# WE'RE FUCKED NOW
 
woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# bolloxed
goddam fishy bastard
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I'm on the fish's side.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# you twat
flaps
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# *obscure reference*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ??????????????
?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# click here for details on flap :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
cunt cunt CUNT
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# oh
is that what one looks like?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I just read your sig and it took me ages to realise what it meant.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# SHIFT EIGHT!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# yay kiss my shift eight!
whu?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# :D
seriously though... here is the link
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7551074
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# aw
they're her friend. bless.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# ok ok ok
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# You rotten shite!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i thought you loved horses?
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahah
a pink link! i shalt not click
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# translation
"dammit i clicked that even though it was pink"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# The bird is called "flap", a bandwagon from about a year ago.
There's lots of them, all rotated 10%.
"Flaps set ten degrees", is a spoken line from Pink Floyd's "Learning to Fly".
;]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# INCREASE FLAP COUNT 760%
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# BUT THEN THEY WILL NOT BE FINISHED ROTATING FOR HOURS.
THIS IS BAD BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BED NOW.
I COULDN'T SLEEP KNOWING MY FLAPS WERE ROTATING UNSUPERVISED!
'Night.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# WARNING
UNSAFE FLAP ROTATION DETECTED.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I made a wallpaper the other day with Flap-esque colours
positivity.deviantart.com/art/Keys-99463651
Didn't realise until after I'd done it though. Must've been subliminal.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# That's beautiful :]
And it's now the first new desktop I've had since I installed vista :]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Cheers
I think my fave so far is
positivity.deviantart.com/art/Pinkism-93656487
*pimps*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Oh shit
I warned them about over-fishing. BUT WOULD THEY LISTEN?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# and now there is nothing but the endless
WAR ON FISH
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh god, run for the hills!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Marvelllous!
Also: night all.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# G'night
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# *BLASKOOMY*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Is that a STING RAY???? HAHAHAHHAHA
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Can I hope that this is a panel from your
Odd-Fish guest strip?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# haha unfortunately not
I can sell you the rights if you like, I would require perhaps two kola kubes or a sherbert lemon?
The strip won't take too many more aeons to arrive! :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Strange things are happening
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *examines scene*
Nope, everything appears to be in order here, Sir. Carry on.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# It's not in order on B3ta though
FFS I wanted an early night and now Fraser has scuppered my plans.
Where's this week's challenge eh?
*shakes fist*

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# IN MY PANCE
FIND 'EM GO ON, HAVE A RUMMAGE
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I had a rummage once
and all i got was this lousy T-shirt
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Thanks for leaving the socks in there though
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Thass pretty fucking ace, as usual.


Woo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# FREE ASS PORNO?!
/ac
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# WHERE? ah ha you tricked me! Tricked!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# WHY DID I CLICK THAT???
I'M ON MY DAD'S PC TOO
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha.
Mr. Dixon: "Hmmm that's funny, I don't remember searching for free arse porn. You have to pay for the good stuff."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# He's into upskirt shots and women in tights
I wish you'd clear your fucking cache Dad. CANNOT UNKNOW
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCK!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Oh urrrgh
Dad's aren't supposed to like sex or have sex or look at naughty pictures.
It's just wrong.
He could warp your mind forever!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahah
i found my mate's dad's porn stash once at a party.

she knew it was there but couldn't find it cos it was "hidden"

took me about 3 seconds,
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# What will he think
when he's sees you've been looking a men and women having sex!!!
Not just men!!!!
;)


too far?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*plots rewengay*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I keep seeing this as a traffic jam and the big tentacle thing is traffic lights.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# fucking oddball.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Well there IS a car stopped in front of it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# My car is stopped outside my house.
DO I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHT?????
Hmmm?

:P
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# yes
you do
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# THERE'S ALSO A TOASTER BUT IT DON'T LOOK LIKE ANY GODDAM KITCHEN I KNOW, DESMOND MORRIS
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# WELL I'M SORRY FOR HAVING AN IMAGINATION, YOU BORING OLD FART
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# FART???
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# He does have a point.
*runs*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# It's the name for that escaping of gas you sometimes get from your bum.
Often smelly, sometimes loud and rasping, occasionally used as a playful insult.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Cook cook cook cookability
That's the beauty of gas
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Gas is a wondrous thing.
:]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Also expensive
goddam gas heating
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I SEE GHOST CATS VS SPERMS.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Splendid
How perfectly timed of me! Nice one walrus and hello b3ta.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# colour it in!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Strange things are happening
can i colour it in?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# You're welcome to give it a try :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# The mind of Mr. Goatse?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# PARTY TIME?
*wants party time*
woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# this looks like a picture
from the best colouring book evar!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# ^this
Walrus, should compile them all and get in touch with a publisher :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# CATCHY CATCHY
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# LAST NIGHT I WENT OUTSIDE AND THERE WERE PEOPLE.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
I just love that dude's beard.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I WANT TO TRY AND GROW IT INTO EITHER
1. A MANDARIN
2. A POIROT
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I suggest a Ming
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Been there.
Done that.
Dived.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# OMG NO, WINEHOUSE
STAY INSIDE FFS
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ROFFEL ITS REALLY LILLY ALLEN.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# That's not so bad, she's rather attractive
I can't decide between "rather" or "vaguely".
Either way, better than Wino.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# A direct stab to the eye is better than Wino.
I feel the same about Lilly.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# The same as you feel about Wino, or the same as I feel about Lily?
(Bear in mind I think her singing is shite and a stab to the eye is better than her singing)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# The same as you feel about Lilly.
Sorry, it was very unclear before.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I see :D
She had triangle earrings once and a rainbow strap which made her look like Miss Pink Floyd.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
ink Floyd iggy
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
iggy ink Floyd
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# FOILED.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# AHA!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# You are the one on the right

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# LIES.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Hmm
Well Shirley it's not the 2nd from the left. Because that is me.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# HURRAH!
HELLO LILLY ALLEN.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hello!
*sings*
*drinks*
*drinks some more*
*pukes*
*tells everyone on facebook about it*

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# *looks out his window at the distant glow of people's electriicity*
*sigh*
*hides back under his rock*
woo btw :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ENJOY YOUR STEAMERNETS YOU CRAZY BACKWARDMAN.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I WANT STEAMERNETS!
i'm using snails and smoke signals at the moment
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# ITS LIKE BILL BAILEY HAS BEEN FRAGMENTED INTO 4
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Argh I am gutted now you've reminded me
that he is no long on Never Mind The Buzzcocks.
*sniff*

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# *OUTRAGE*
This is really bad news :(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# I am trying to put a brave face on it
because NMTB has always had good presenters and team captains. Well, apart from Shaun Hughes or whatever his name was.
Apparently there are guest captains for this next series which I believe starts any minute now.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Interesting.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# :(
Sean Hughes was great, and amstell is shite
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Bring back Mark Lamarr!
(only because he looks a bit like me)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I went out earlier and got trashed
I am somewhat lost on this however
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You are the Ginger one with tits.


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# What ginger one?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# second one.


So they are tits then?
:P
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# NO THEY ARE ARMS BEING CLAPPED.
CLAPPING ARMS. YES.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Pointy tits!!


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# :D
I saw a person once.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# WOWSERS.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# OH YES IT'S WE R TEH LEM-ON
JOY
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# \(-_-)/
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I'd stay in
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# :(
Boo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Magic Donkey FP Theory?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# An obscure religious idea
www.b3ta.com/board/8682759

I think I already showed you the prayer.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I thought it was a given that everyone knew about Magic Donkey and his fp picking technique
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Alas not.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# haha
did they require greasing, with grease?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Ah if only....
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# You are beardy man
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# YES.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] not photoshopped, real


Click for bigger (163KB)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Whoa, slow your roll there pilgrim
Folks will get mighty sore if you go flooding the board like that
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# WHO WILL SAVE US FROM THIS VERITABLE DELUGE OF IMAGES?!?!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# me
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# no, not me really
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *deflates*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# *Dons costume*
'Potwoman!
*waves feather duster about*

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *swoons*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# How is university going?
Was it as scary as you thought?

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# It's awfully blurry.
I've only been to one lecture so far. I'm enjoying it though. Made lots of friends.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# You'd better be dressed as "Wonderwoman" right now missy....
Or I have just wasted a erection!!
:P
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I saw your ninjary ways
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Shh!


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :D haha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Seeing that this is the internets
Yes, yes I am!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Seeing as this is the internets,
I have an erection anyhoos!!!

/pr0nLOL
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# He's posting nice things though
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# That he is
But posting 2 threads within 5 minutes is generally frowned upon.

I felt it better to give a friendly warning before some board nazi goose stepped in and wrote a YOU STUPID CUNT response.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Yeh, lucky you told him the error of his ways before a 'board nazi' did.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# A board nazi would have called him a cunt
I politely suggested he pace himself with his posts before he pisses people off. I personally couldnt give a fuck but people who are getting their images knocked off the board might.

However I feel compelled to ask why I am justifying myself to you, and am unable to find an answer.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# YOU STUPID CUNT
:]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# It's a decloaking Star Trek spaceship
I caught one in Norway: (also not photoshopped)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# what?
click reply
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# yeah well it hurt so have it
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :|
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Sorry about your comment getting deleted.
It was my favourite one.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# mmmm fresh blood

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Oxygen-rich for her pleasure
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# nah
that's more maroon
what'd you do to what looks like your foot?


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Is English your first language?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# no
that sentence does make perfect sense, it's just missing a comma and an aural version
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# is it?
cos my lungs aren't working... oh well :D
edit : my car bit me :(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# lol emo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Poor Skug
He expected tea, sympathy and Jaffa Cakes and all he got was teased.
Still so naive ;)


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# i just liked the pretty pattern
i was going to shop an axe into it, but i feel rougher than a badgers bum :(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# nah thats not emo... my car bit me :(
you should see my mate who was pushed through a glass door (not once but on two separate occasions) by his sister... some serious scaring!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Gosh!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Looks like you got away with that,
my young apprentice.

/star wars jiggery pokery
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# Looks like you got away with that
thought it was a good idea at the time
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Flood
Are two posts a flood? Sorry didnt realise. Will try to stem the flow.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# *waves hands at others dismissively* keep em coming
you're doing well! Woo Yeah!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Some of us live in Hull
you selfish git ;)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# .


Click for bigger (85KB)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Hahahaha WTF?


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# My fellow moons..
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# "I am not a space station!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# SATIRE
But seriously folks, good work. Whelk cum.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It looks nothing like a tyre
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Suit,shirt and tie.
Very well atired if you ask me.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# How odd...
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Not especially funny but I like the image
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Fake
the shadows are clearly going in different directions
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# wait a minute
which one's not the moon?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# That's no..ah..it is !
Paradoxical!!!!



Woo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# LOL
he's wearing Michael Jackson's glove
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i caught my arm on something pointy, i picked the scab and it bled
who wants to see the pretty pattern?


thats no moon! is it wednesday already?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "I've lost Robby!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# needs a speed camera
or possibly a pelican crossing
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# god that took me cocking ages!
:D

seminar you say?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# very sexy. see blog.
:o)

how are you, fella?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i shall!
i'm intrigued!


all good in beesworld, too mmuch work, not enough sleep and the usual gender identity issues! :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I happen to be watching Family Guy. Peter's willy is under the knife. In barbershop!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# hang on... tits?
did they grow straight after the snip? impressive.

(grabs knife)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# snip?
god no.......that particular issue's a long way off if at all!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# (slows down)
(sensibly thinks things through)

*phew*

close one.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# can't help singing songs
"upside down, boy you turn me inside out, round and round" ...."you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round" ..."no no, no no no, no no no, theres no limit etc etc"

my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love jesus
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hehehehehe!
Blimey mister grown up seminar man!
Are you becoming some sort of guru now?
I think you'd suit that kind of role you know.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *blush*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful.


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# RED CLIVE STANDING BY!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# That is unbelievably cute!


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Clive is the cutest cat ever to appear on b3ta
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# 100% fact

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# awwww
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Stop it!!!
*melts*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# you see fluff
i see evil
interesting
most interesting

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# woo :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# not keen on the new tory campaign....


i think it's a wee bit sinister!

pile of shite
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Haha, nice.
Woo
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Tefal!!!!

Woo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Super sexy.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I just believe that it's important to say *concerned face* how much we all approve of the effort you make.
Make no mistake *points finger* we know where the problems are *grasps podium firmly* and we're ready to step up to the challenge *smooths back hair*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Hahahahah lovely :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I was told to look at your animations
by a barmaid called sam.

hurrah!

I was drunk so i can't rmember if she said she knew you or not... ho hum.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# really?
which pub?
that'd narrow it down as my movements are limited!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# the white hart
in newark.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Sam Bailey?
Short, blondey, Stokey?
Aye, canny lass is our Sam!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# that be her
aaah small world :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# considering i've never been to Newark
you're not wrong!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# sounds like a sensible decision to me
:)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# The reason why Hubble stopped working...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# "Houston. We have a floater"


(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# What a marvellous view of uranus
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I laughed before then animation
but then... oh wow
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# That's dirty
I liked it. Space poo is fun.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# bonsaaiiiiii!


/kk
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ooooooo. nice.
at what time do these image challenges get changed these days? sorry to ask - only been here 5 years...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# After Fraser changes his pants
edit: Next week's challenge is shit - HA! IN YOUR FACE, HEDGEHOG
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# It changes when Fraser announces it
and is usually between 7pm and 11pm unless he gets stuck in the pub.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# normally before he leaves b3ta towers ain't it
was before i left uni anyway, ain't been about as much since july so am out of any loops i was ever in
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I think he sneaks out to the pub when Rob's in the loo
and has to be dragged out by the scruff of his neck and beaten with hammers sometimes.
Apparently.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hand me my hammer
i need a job
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I believe that twatting hammers are all the rage these days
and as luck would have it, Grey Kid sells Twatting Hammers.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# but will they pay me a sponsorship deal
to be seen using one?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Ooh hmm
I suppose so. If you are really famous.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# well you've heard of me right?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# hahahah, great hat
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Thank you
:)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
#
at what time do these image challenges get changed these days? sorry to ask - only been here 5 years... good
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# The complaints about the compo get earlier every week.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Let me get my complaint in first then
THIS WEEK's COMPO IS SHITE AND A HOTBED FOR CHEEKY MOVIE POSTER PEAROASTS.

*folds arms*

There, I said it.

edit: ARRRGH DAMN YOU THFH!!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# a whole minute late!
edit: fuck he did it again!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# And if they think that spelling that word slightly differently will confuse us, it won't, because
it's BINDUN.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# The 4th Feb 2009 one is rubbish
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I bought a gig ticket for February tonight.
I'm sure my girlfriend is delighted that I'm taking her to Judas Priest on valentines day.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# that's what you think
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# You romantic smoothie you

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm paying for her ticket and everything.
Maybe I'll buy her an alcopop too.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
Never in the field of b3ta image challenges were so many fucking pearoasts posted by so many to so few people who cared
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# WHEN WE ELECT HANKE AS COMPO PICKER
MY SLOGAN:

"As one judge says to the other: be just, and if you can't be just be arbitrary."
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Great landing, Admiral
Now let's see you take off again!
Woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] and why not...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# starwas stuff does seem to lend itself well to ww2 imagery doesn't it
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# VERY well
:)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ~~~
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Wilbur, Orville, a few bicycle parts, a couple of power converters, a beach... and voila!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Has Fraser not been about or has Archie's wish been granted?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I really hope not. It's been great but it's had its time.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Agreed
Look what happened to Last of the Summer Wine.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hallo moi luvvur!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Get orrff moi haaand
you sexy stuk.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Text on a paper!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Page 3:
"You can leave your helmet on."

Woo! btw...

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# very spang
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Fell at DS
what a vader die
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] More Robby! More Robby!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# C
edit:yay!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Saw
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# IV
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# skin
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# head
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# master
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# bates
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Australia
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# They make saddles.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# oh sorry
I wish I knew more stuff than I do
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I googled "bates"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I thought you were gonna go for
Bates Motel
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# so you killed it with a ? instead
b3stard
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I said
oh sorry
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# oh sorry
Motel?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Am i allowed
to enter more than one? Bit new in these parts!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
# rack em up
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Woo!
Good stuff.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
# You'd better hurry as the new challenge will announced soon
Probably within the next couple of hours.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# "HAVE YOU GOT VERTIGO?"
"NO, JUST AROUND THE CORNER!"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# pfffffft
*steals*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# that joke's older than most basalt
:D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
#
"here's your basalt asphalt, Dave"


"Ta Mac"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Oh lordy *spang*
Ooh I see the cement saga continues.
I hope you summarise your cement adventures via the medium of MsPaint soon.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'm pondering real life cement adventures too
when I got some spare pennies :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Think big!
You could be the next Santiago Calatrava :)

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# My mission is to help you decide

(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# *spang*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# haha love it!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
# hehehe
he looks like a nonce
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Are you......
....sarah cone r
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Are you John Cone R, Leader of the Soya Resistance?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# that pun's a bit
flake y
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# LOL
ly
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# no way
fer
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Haha these are terrible!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Has-ta a Feast-a
Baby!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# psssssst
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hooray for unexpected animation
!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
#
'soft soft soft!'
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# pump that head!
'bye all!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)
# C'MERM'ERON MERMEMERMRRRRRRRRrrrrr-BEEP.


HELLO INTERNETS, HOW ARE YOU?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Schmerg.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# MERM.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# HELLO WATL, I, CLANSOUL, AM GREAT.
HAVING RECENTLY FINISHED MY UPDATED WEBSITE AT HTTP://WWW.CLANSOUL.COM/ I AM VERY PLEASED WITH MYSELF.
HOW ARE YOU?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I AM FINE AND DANDY
I JUST FINISHED BIOSHOCK AGAIN WITH MY SHINY NEW GRAPHICS CARD. IT WAS THE TITS.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# YOUR WEBSITE IS LOVELY.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Wonderful, and thanks :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Bioshock is immense
I had* it on XBox360
I love the way the first thing you do is kill a woman with a wrench. Nice 'n' gorily too :D If that's not a word it should be.
It is a chuffing good game :D
Shame there is not multiplay of any sort :(
*my 360 broke ¬_¬
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I dont think multiplayer would work very well with it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# It could be just be like the GTA4 multiplayer.
Except in the 1930s.

And underwater...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# WITH GODDAMN LIGHTNING HANDS.
SWEET BEEPS I WISH I HAD PLASMIDS.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I don't.
I'm always a technology over magic man myself.

FUCKING LIGHTNING GLOVES MOTHERFUCKER!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I dont care how it gets done
just make it so I can shoot lightning.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# This is fantastic
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)
# TA.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# HELLO WATL
ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I SAW THIS AND I WANTED TO LEAVE A REPLY BUT IT WAS TOO LATE BUT I CAN SEE IT NOW AND I AM LEAVING A REPLY SAYING IT'S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN EVER.
I'M VERY WELL THANK YOU FOR ASKING HOW ARE YOU

I love you
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# RARR.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I like this
but I can't stand that mansect!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I watched channel 4 news earlier,
and got thoroughly depressed by all the people they interviewed who thought the Tory party had changed.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I was just watching him on bbc news
and can't believe that anyone can take him seriously.
He's a mannequin with a tape recorder stuffed up his blazer ffs!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Ah, but he really cares about low earners.
He'll cut a quid or two off your council tax, and allow the working classes to pass on their 2 million pound houses to their children tax free.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# i'm not really liking Labour at the moment either though :/
i am seriously tempted to vote Lib Dem, as useless as that would make me feel
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# That's who I'll be going for.
I don't want to be guilty of helping the tories in or labour back in.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah but you'll just be voting for a party lead by a person who's like nuConserative lite
Frankly all three are pretty crap. Mind you I felt a growing liking Vince Cable when he was in charge.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I DISLIKE HIM
WE SHOULD TOTALLY PUT GMOS IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING ANYWAY.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# hey w.a.t.l
i'm lonely and considering taking in applications for people to be my msn friends.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:43, archived)
# :(
TOO MANY PASTEL COLOURED BALLOON PEOPLE CAN DO THAT :(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# OH WOW I LIKE YOUR PROFILE CONNOR :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# It's my party and I'll cry if I want to...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] forehead??? more like fivehead!!!
gonna drop this here for the compo.

woo to your anipic btw
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm sorry Dave, i can't sell you these limes"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)
# God i hate those things
They think you are trying to pull a fast one if you bag stuff off the "bagging area" as you scan them. No you cunt im trying to save time
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ....?
you have to get the item into the bag before it'll scan the next item. Any deviation from that it calls you a cunt.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# they are most crap.
only noticed the other day, they've got volume control so unless I'm literally buying one or 2 things I mute it so as to only hear the beeps. much calmer
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)
# and even if you do have everything in the bagging area it insists that you don't
and you spend five minutes picking things up and putting them back down and it keeps saying "please put all items in the bagging area" and aaargh!

yeah, you hit a sore spot...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)
# see, this is why whe should put rfid on everything
and implant it in humans too, and kittens

and trampolines, and amorphous semi cohesive indefined masses

*grabs tinfoil*

er, what was the question again?

I've never used a self checkout, because I know it would just mess up if I used it
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Three Brussels sprouts?
Good call.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hmmmm
I can't see how this fits the compo.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Because 2001 has already passed us by? :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:45, archived)
# But the Sci-Fi was already retro!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# ah,yes, but...
when it was filmed it was sci-fi, so there!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Time-lines hurt my head D:
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
# The sprouts of evil!!
ruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:40, archived)
# This prooves
All Tescos look the same on the inside.
Also: I love the expression :D
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Arghhhh mass consumption brain washing megacompanies!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry] One last one from me...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] A last shot, Q&D, and a bit shite, but I wanted to address the 'Not Enough Robby' issue...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# very nice, good to see some Robby :)
and given the time, I've all but given up on the image I've been trying to get done all week on and off for this challenge - bah!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I know the feeling :(
What was it?
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# too good an idea to tell ;)
I'll work it into something else, but it is blindingly obvious, and all the source pics have been used throughout this challenge :)
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I had a great idea too but I'm not at home and far away from tattyshop... :(
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)
# snot bad that
that robot is a pile of wank
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

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