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Macca Pakka!

haha, this all went horribly wrong. Ah well, Mikka Macca MOO!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

KILL IT!!

kill it with the round sponge of doom!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

THIS THIS THIS

With more otters of death.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

oh shit!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahahah christ

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

ROCK OUT!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

he's having quite the vigorous spazz

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

this scares me.....

hahahahah, top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

creepy

TJ - who is the owner of Monkey Beer? (who started the meme?)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

I'd guess at Mediocre, but what do I know?

It's an old meme

ask Mushroom - he knows all

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Waspbox with the help of Duke of Prunes and Felix

Monkey Beer™
Nothing compares to its clean, crisp taste

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

this would have been my second guess

(honest)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

I shall mail them now, ta chap

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

ARGH!

Shit!

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Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

To celebrate his safe return, I give you the 'Moley Lisa'

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Hahahah

morning ninj and wb moley!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Mornin Barb!

You ok sirrah?

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

yessir!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

An excuse to pea this I imagine...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

why does that depict the horror that is the k3b/-\b shopping fwm?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hahaha!

Cheers Ninj, you've made my day... in fact, you've made my hole weak.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Fnnnar!

You said 'Hole' and 'Weak' *giggles*

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

fantstic!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahahaha

(sludgebucket, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

had to get it out

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

ha ha ha yes

very good

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

hahahahaha

animate it!

make a video!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

ah, thanks for that

I've been sat here for almost ten minutes waiting for the next frame to appear

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Boil it, mash it, put it in

a stew....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Proper pfffffffffffffft

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

you've got a bit of a

Father Ted thing going today.

arf and go on.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

the feckin Greeks

they invented gayness

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

I hear you're a racist now Father.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Chair! Curtains! Floor! Gobshite!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

Down with that sort of thing

careful now

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

That would be an ecuminical matter

(Bob the Scutter, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

YES!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahahaha

Hahaha. Have some humus. Gwarn! Gwarn! Gwarn! Gwarn! Gwaaaaaarn!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

free!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDD!!

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Just Flange, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

Yay!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

more lies from sesame street.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

surprise bum sex

is real :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

is that why you're sitting on cushion?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

no.

that's why i'm standing up

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

im sure bum sex could be very enjoyable.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

i'm sure you've tried it before

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

ha ha haaaaaa

This is fabulous. I shall pin it up at the nursery which Mrs Ptolemy manages.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

:D ta

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

I can't guarantee it'll last long, mind

She still hasn't forgiven me for rearranging all the cuddly toys into positions from the Karma Sutra one evening while I was waiting for her to finish work

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

lol..

little babies love kama sutra

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

I'll just get rid of this...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Perfect!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

reminds me of the fat boy.. with the lunch box :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

The name is Svenno

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Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahah

yep!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

I'd forgive him

if one day the box fell open and dismembered Hazel Blears was inside

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

unshopped only please etc.

woo!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

hello chap

twas grand to see you on saturday :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

You too matey!

What a thoroughly decent chap you are

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Lovely stuff :)

mornin' all :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

ning Archie

I had an odd dream last night

in which I was on a beach which was scattered with enamelled plaques saying "The Great Architect will attend to you in the next five minutes" - so I nicked one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahah

The Great Architect attends to all

in time

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

hahahahahha, spot on! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

in-jokes are never frontpaged

Last time

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

pfff

this should be the only sanctioned use for Comic Sans

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

I do wash my hands after every time I use it

and by "wash my hands" I mean "wank over the corpses of typographers"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

I'm hanging on for that thrilling conclusion.

I hope it involves electric eels swallowing broken light bulbs. That's where I see this going.

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

haha

I could hear the Eastenders drums on the last frame..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

I'd do popbitch.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

hello mr zombie

how are y... aaaaaaaaaargh!!! my arm!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

Yay

square zombie

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

ITS NOT A ZOMBIE FAGGOTS

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Microwave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

yeah

he doesn't even look gay

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

what a lovely zombie

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mutated monty, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

Minature hand-held chest explosion guy!

edit: errr, zombie

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

watch out for the..

..oh, never mind

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techierob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

IT'S A ZOMBIE FAGGOT!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

blank stare, blood-stained, clearly injured..

It is clearly a zombie faggot :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

Mr Braaaaiiins Zombie Faggots

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Plant breeders are working on variegated varieties as well

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

excellent

I DO live your stuff

*edit* well, I meant Love

but who knows....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

Art imitating life eh?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

roffle

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

Yays

I used to have a rubber plant, I put a studded collar round its pot and called it fetish:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

ha ha

shame there isn't a "leather plant" as well you could have gone for the whole club.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

or a gimp fern:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Fucking YES!!!!!!!!

I am going to undertake to cross polinate and selective breed until I get this.... THE GIMP FERN!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'm sure gimpfern is a German word

for what I know not

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

It's, I'm leant to believe

THe name the give to Fern Brittain when she soing over there for her 'weekends'.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

I was always a Spank Lily person myself:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

hahah rubber pant plant

excellent idea

*buys shares in your company*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

oops there goes another rubber pants plant

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Microwave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

This is wonderous

*clicks*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

One man's logic is another man's something or other...

Woo!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

Bindun

- I'm reasonably certain my Nan used to knit wooly pot covers for her cactus plants....

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

Ha ha ha

For some reason that has made that plant look really pervy now!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

"just what makes that little old ant"

"think he can move a rubbet pant plant"
"everyone knows an ant can't move a rubber pant plant"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Gets high...

...hopes

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

SCIENCE!

hahaha have some clicks

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

haha!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

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Microwave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

omg!! no!!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

lol

awesome :D

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

oof!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

Noooooo!

Not again!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

RIS?

Has he got a little but powerful gun or something?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Naa he wished for a 12" penis!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

*hands Acme(TM) rim-shot & genuine faux gold watch*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

ning

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

Click!

Ningles, goodlie Sire (and all you proles).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Ningles Bilbo!

See you're in NUTS today, well done fella!

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

lol

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

hahahaha!

Is there a certain resemblance here

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahaha- yes

purely coincidental as it was the first reasonable result on "Lunch box"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Linford ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Mustafa Bindun

(Virulent, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

HAHAHAHA

Lacist!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

this is true to every country :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

I hear you're a racist now father?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Pfffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

the daily mail WILL print this

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

Dem bones, dem bones, dem big bones...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)

oddly, that reminds me of the Newborn from Alien Resurrection...

top 'shop, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)

Geiger FTW.

That is all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

ris?

I live in a hole covered with tarpaulin, what's this all about then?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

Tiny archaeologists

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

ha ha

I love that. Randomness rules!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

Chaos rules

if I wasn't here I'd probably be somewhere else...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

haha

awesome

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

cracking

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

MOOOOOOOLEY!!!!

You're back!! I've been worried sick! How are you sir?
Have you been on your hols?? I even put this on the board
a couple of weeks back

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

hahaha

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Hahahaha!!! Wonderful!

Let's just say I've "been away"...
It's good to be back.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Moley got laid!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

laid to rest :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

How rude!

If forgot to woo.

*woos*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Smug git...

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Morning Ninj!

How's it hanging today?
Woo to pic!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

Glad you're back Sir!

*Huge smile*

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Ninj, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahahhahah, excellent!

needs a Croissant though :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

YAY

reminds me of Monster In My Pocket

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

Top Shop!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Just in time for christmas

Oh, and happy Tuesday all

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

Daily Heil headline this morning

OHMYGODWE'REGOINGTODIIIIIIIIIIIE!

FFS.

In other news, city slickers copping flack. Rest of world laughs.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

"Britain's top banks tell Darling: 'Give us a rescue plan' "

Haahahahahahaha

They're so desperate they want Alistair Darling to tell them what to do!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

In last month's Viz

Terry Fuckwit got the job of CoE, as he clearly had absolutely no idea about anything.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

"invest in eyebrow dye

... this shit's going to go through the roof I tells ya!"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

Nice thing to log on to!

...complete with boarded up houses and half-way hostels?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Hahahaha

Needs more gin-soaked pros and knife crime.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Hahahaha

I realised the other day not all the monopoly squared are in London anymore!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

What a thing to wake up to :D

Also: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7655009.stm wants one of each

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)

They don't look very friendly

tolerant maybe.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Somewhere......there's another guy walking a ZEBRA.

www.pieterhugo.com/nigeria/images/32.jpg

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hahahahah!

'ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

ningles stevie!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

*Jumps on back and whistles William Tell overture*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

Have a repost on me.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Monster Month - 7th October - Sock Monster

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)

Yay!

This was worth staying up for.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)

that viagra for ya:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)

Thought of an image challenge

Just running it up the flagpole to see who sets fire to it

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

Sounds a great idea

But I think it's get noobed to death with TOAPs

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

I prefer my idea

"Send A Vagabond £50 notes. Please."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)

There ya go

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Awwww! Fank oo!

*mugs with extreme prejudice*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

*cups with vast contempt*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

*jugs*

Pffft

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

*ewers*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

I like mine obviously

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post260837

His autobiography is outselling Connery's SNP rant by 10-1

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

Yes our own are always beautiful in our own eyes:P

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post262552

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

*snort*

that's wonderful. i might just make this my new desktop image. go you.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)

Ewwww, how rank!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)

eek

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techierob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:50, archived)

"Defends self with a darning needle"

these are all great.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:01, archived)

good monstering :)

googley eyed monsters alway win :)

(

arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)

I declare this to be good.

Much better than my stuff.

So please - get lost. I want to get the attention, not you.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

Brilly Ant.

Woo.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)

hehe yay!! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

hahaha

superberer!

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Suspicious Vans

Found this on collegehumor.com. LOL

www.suspiciousvans.com

(fifty6vette, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)

fail

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)

Tuesday, the thunder of paws and the fail of noobs.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)

/links is for links.

type www.b3ta.com/links
there is an faq on what to do on this board too.
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
Please use them.

(

Cae1, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)

LOL

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)

tuesday already?

(

techierob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:48, archived)

I'm not a hypocrit so i wont abuse you

and also this made me cackle like a fiend:

www.suspiciousvans.com/Suspicious%20Vans.com/Suspicious%20Vans%20Gallery_files/freecandyvan-1.jpg

(

arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:12, archived)

cot death make you cackle like a fiend

so it's not saying much.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:36, archived)

Welcome to Tuesday

Population, you.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)

hahahahaha.....HAHAHAHAHAHAA.....hahahahaha......

cunt...

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:31, archived)

ah...

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)

oh dear

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)

Oh look, and I found that:

www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)

Release the Nazis!

Nah. But you could've, you know...
*points at FAQ*

(Haz, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)

I think you meant to post that on:

http://www.b3ta.com/links/

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)

aww crap, I forgot it's Tuesday....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

oh hai

great response for this post... remember its all about the number of people who reply... thats how you buld xp. Got any more links like this... my tip is post them in a new thread every time, that way you'll get more replies!

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil

ningall

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)

I would gladly pay my taxes to bring this to fruition

I would ignore the safety factor

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)

I HAS A NEW DUCK

He seems eager to test your road.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)

New Duck is graet

Duck is new
He will put his neck out
If he continues to mosh in that fashion

New duck appears to be massaging the road
Shouldn't he be battering the road
With an unprecedented heaviness
?

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)

THIS IS MY NEW POEM

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)

I am not afraid of replying to myself if that is the only way to receive attention

NSFW image deleted

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:22, archived)

*doesn't post a response to this picture*

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)

YAY!

attention.

I can sleep now.

Thanks Muu

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)

cheers

sweet dreams

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:47, archived)

adblocked

That is NSFW you twat.

(

Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:08, archived)

wow.

(

d d, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:08, archived)

Yay!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)

Well you have to admit

YOur old one was getting on a bit.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)

Eye still like it. But animation is sooo trendy now.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)

Yeah

But his bill always seemed to follow me across the room!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)

i'd hate to see rush hour...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:40, archived)

Yea, but does it tile?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)

of course not

sillypants.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:43, archived)

Hahaha

*checks filename*

as so it's not the hart shoulder?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

HE'S AT IT AGAIN!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)

that crazy adolf!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)

He just can't stop it, the BASTARD

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)

ministry of shitler, ell oh ell.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)

r TO THE OH TO THE EFF and teh ELL

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

i love turtles!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)

Bah

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

No no

that's Sheep.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)

bah bah bah, babar's yer dad.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:20, archived)

No sir.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)

look, if you argue we're just going to cause a disruption here.

and you don't want that.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)

i love this. it's utterly horrid.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)

Haha

it's really starting to upset me to be honest.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)

it really is quite special

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)

Night night. sleep tite.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)

Oh, bollocks.

Can't sleep because this orrible picture keeps
being perfect and doing exactly what it sez on the tin.
So...

I know! Turn the computer off! Stop these horrible old men trying to **** my ***********************!

Bye.

Philthy old doodz.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)

dream of mofaha's pic.

tonight and every night.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)

Dream of horrid stench

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)

*applauds*

I think it's more afraid of us than we are of it

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)

OOF

it hurts

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)

thats... i...

wow.

rying to work out what that started as is hurting my brain.

the vibration didn't help either.

I love it.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)

this is forty-seven different shades of wrong

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

would

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)

LET'S FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)

:-D

i am with the "mickey mouse" category here

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)

hahaha! didn't you make that comment a year ago or so?

finally made a pic to go with it?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)

Yep

I finally got around to it.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)

This is accurate

Cut your wrists with the soul of Andrew Eldridge's AIDS-ridden abortion

Use a spikey whip to beat your own scalp

Paint your mirror black to show the sorrow in your soul

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:45, archived)

Hahaha

Possible image challenge there: band mockery

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)

i sense resentment to this idea.

it'll be full of toap and there are too many music/film compos as it is (not necessarily my opinion, but these are the arguments that will be shouted).

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:00, archived)

personally i think we should have a "Penguins vs Monkeys Part 2"

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

i'd be fine with that.

_{i still want one of my suggestions, though. maybe i can convince the children's wish foundation to intervene.}

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)

True

wish I'd thought of that before I did this

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)

the the the the.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)

Pondlife thieving bastards copying Crazyhorse & Beatles and utilising 90's production methods in the pursuit of of celebrity and wealth.

They did it well and I am jealous of them. I am poor and they are not.

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)

my friend has been looking for a band name,

i may suggest this one to him.

(

d d, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:10, archived)

no.

LET'S BREAK EVERYTHING.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)

Break it all with a rook's ego

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

FUCKING SMASH IT ALL TO SHIT

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)

RIOT

I PROPOSE WE RIOT

LET US RIOT THE FUCK OUT

WE SHALL RIOT UNTIL WE CAN RIOT NO MORE

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)

THEN RIOT

some more

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)

and then some

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)

AAU

Make a nice cover for a gothic murder mystery.
I hope that's not insulting, lol.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

AH FUCK

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

OOOOPS, LOL!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

the chimneysweep did it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)

It was his first brush with the law.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

the scamp.

he will blacken the reputation of people in his business.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)

Certified chimney technicians frown upon this

They will hunt you down sooten you

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)

i love emotionally disturbed women...

...:(

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)

Shame they

can't love you back really.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

Oh they can sometimes

like, way too much and stuff.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)

oh god

this is true

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

i could tell stories.

i am a freak magnet.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)

Fucking shitty freak magnet.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)

a childhuman talked to me today in the grocery store.

it was unnerving.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)

Avoid them at all costs

They may infect you with innocence

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

a few drams of innocence couldn't do much to my guilt-ridden corpse.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)

Might add flavour.

But it might be faster to pickle in oak.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

Bah, no such thing! It's a dog eat dog world.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

This is wrong on so many levels

Yet arousing on even more levels.

You gave me a semi.

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

oh yes.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)

What on earth is the source pic from?

(

Ratsta, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)

seconded

wtf?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)

I do hope whomever did it did more.

I like the tone, even if a little abroad in
the technique. Practice would have fixed
that by now. I've had the source for years.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)

No idea, Internets!

Search doesn't find it at all now, was
an odd GIS result(unconnected to it).
I've reposted it raw in a few places,
and didn't glean any clues then.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)

~~magnet~~ searcher for-er

Shirley these men fill private scrap book collections of unsolicited, fantastic and dangerous fetish photography and archives of audio recordings of them calling you by assumed names.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)

that's o.k.,...

...i got what i wanted....:)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)

Huzzahrations

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

Is that Sandie Shaw with Euclidean eyes?

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)

I think what you're trying to say is,

is this cubism.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

Is this cubism?

Because I like cubism.

If not, I like it anyway.

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)

It helps if I squint

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)

cubism.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)

That is just sillyist fashionistism projected onto pets

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)

i dyed a dog pink once.

not my dog, though.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)

I would class that as personal-level eye-terrorism

Try doing it to yourself and report back with your findings.

(

Shlvng, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)

i've had coloured hair. i'm too lazy to do it now, though.

i do have a jar of green dye that i've been thinking of putting in my beard, but i don't really have a reason to.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)

Better get on that right away then.

Illogic demands it.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)

THEN POST PHOTOS

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

i'm too shy.

if i do my pubes i'll post that. or my foot hair for cockweasle.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)

OH SHIT

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)

a good arse speaks for itself

(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

a good arse these days is hard to find.

true {something or other}, the lasting kind.

(OI! IRISH B3TANS! YOU'RE NEEDED!)

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

GOOD MAN IS VERY 'ARD TO FIND

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

needed?

like dough?

(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

OK, then.

OI! IRISH B3TANS! YOU'RE KNEADED!

So someone can give us the missing Feargal Sharkey word.

I won't be able to sleep 'til I've

a) found out
b) accidentally irritated some Celt or other

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)

twat?

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)

Oh, yes. Daft oversight.

c) Twat
d) I go away from computers for a few weeks, come back, and suddenly every cunt's a smartarse!

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)

twat?

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)

e) love

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)

Welcome to t'internet

home of Google.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)

Home of Goggle

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)

Happy birthday plus 2 weeks!

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)

Thanks :)

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)

100% sure

A good fart is hard to hide

(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)

nite all

work in 4 hours.

(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)

night

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)

phone in dead and stay up with us.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)

I'M HUNGRY

and i want a joint.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)

i'm drinking liquid painkillers and baking dessert.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)

This sounds like something from a

Hunter S Thompson book

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)

i hurt my back (again) and the pills are doing nothing.

so the booze is required. the dessert was started yesterday so i have to finish it.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)

what type of dessert is it?

and why are you baking it at 3 in the morning?

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)

only 10:45 pm here. and i'm a nightperson.

cheesecake, just a smallish one.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)

Well fair enough then.

I want a fucking cheesecake...

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)

get baking!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)

PieFax me a piece when you've done yours.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)

TO THE PIEFAX!

i'm caramelising a pear and roasting pine nuts for the topping. it's a hoity-toity cake.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)

I HATE PEARS

BUT I'M TRYING TO BE REASONABLE ABOUT IT

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)

heh, i forgot about that.

i had one starting to go soft so i figured i'd use it up. of course i ended up burning some of it to a crisp so there's less pear than i wanted.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)

probably doesn't taste good...

...:D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)

you'll never know. nyer-nyer-nyer.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)

people have talked...

...i heard some things.....:P

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

i don't feed people.

well, i feed them to snakes.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:22, archived)

what about irish by descent?

i'm fucked, aren't i.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)

irish by descent, as in when you are going down stairs?

(threefour, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)

alone?

or in pairs?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)

rolled over by Labour's dog...

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)

does it fit up your crack?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)

it does, if it's packed

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)

FULL OF DELICIOUS FUDGE.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)

you totally ruined it.

i even went on youtube for nostalgia's sake www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPHtKarae2Q

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)

ruining things is fun.

sometimes when i'm in the grocery i'll knock over displays just to see the mess. other times i just stay home and stab my eyeball with a dusty broom.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)

lies...

...you'd be bitching about your sore eye about now...:P

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)

that's why i do it. so i can bitch.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:08, archived)

yes...

...paying bills, working like a slave, and trying to survive in a crazy world is not enough!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

i don't work much. never believed in that sort of thing.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)

blind stevie wonder.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)

Not a phrase I'd have used myself ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)

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