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Does Bistro Mean Something Different in Swedish?

(Was in Ikea saw this while eatin a hot dog, didnt have a camera so used this from www.foundshit.com/ikea-hot-dogs-fries/)

(wilf250505, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

speaking of take away food..

there is a new resturant / chinease take away down the road from me and there is a 1 hour wait for food! BUT I AM HUNGRY NOW! ROAR!
edit : hold on, did you make this picture? THIS MAKES ME MAD! YOU FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNETS! please read the FAQ - thank you
edit 2 : well at least its not leached!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

and then?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

NO AND THEN...

i'm awaiting 60 minutes of time passing

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

i used to get takeaway pizza

because the delivery bloke fancied me, he'd be here within 20 minutes and i never paid full price.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:22, archived)

i'm just outside the delivery zone

i have to get my own damn pizzas (thats why i make my own which cost about £2 instead of £12!)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

I still haven't had the greasy fish and chips that I wanted earlier

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

awake sir Discomeats

you shall goto the feesh n cheep shaap and buyest some feesh n cheeps!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

I have boughted greasy sausage and chips

it is greasy

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

there's a place i know called the chip ahoy that does the best fish, chips and mushy peas, complete with bread and butter and a cup of tea.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

home-made pizzas are great

calzones are even better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)

thats just a fancy name for a pasty

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

but they are full of doner meat and cheese!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

i made homemade kebabs (not the crap on a stick type but the round n round type) donner meat mmm tasty!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:33, archived)

especially with cheese

just hear those arteries cry!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)

i've got a diet book from 1980s and everything they serve has cheese on it!

i mean come on! cheese!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:38, archived)

milky goodness

cheese was good back then, now it's gone bad.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:42, archived)

Come to

Abergavenny!

Take Away Alley

(Smudger, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

geesh 92 miles away...

...and then i gotta get home! 184 miles for take away...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

bis·tro (bstr, bstr)

n. pl. bis·tros
1. A small bar, tavern, or nightclub.
2. A small, informal restaurant serving wine.

as long as they had wine on offer they are within the correct deffinition.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

No thanks

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

it means a place that serves food

what do you think it means?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

Do the ingredients come seperately?

Disappointing, if not...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

yes it means cunts posting uninteresting pictures of 'food' from other sites

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

Fucking hell

What the fuck ever happened to observational comedy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

ALSO:

what's the deal with airline peanuts?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

I love Elaine

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

come on elien...

do do do

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:39, archived)

.. i recognise that persons

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OneOfSome, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

AND TINY INFLIGHT RAZORS LOL

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

observational comedy = Yes

when taken from another site = No

:)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)

No, I meant that this was a particularly poor example of the genre ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)

oooh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)

Tony's last painting

apologies for cheapness and bad tasteness.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

hahahaha

ouch, i'm not sure that would cheer him up!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:11, archived)

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connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

wonder what this weeks challenge will be

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

considering in recent times we had the saddest picture in the world

i think an attempt at creating the happiest picture in the world should be in order :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

the idea

I had today was-
"if girls were more like boys"
in anyway people wont.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

so if girls were lesbians then?

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

i'd have smaller boobs

and a penis.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

hopefully

this

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connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

does that say toap?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

no. i mean being clever

there is loads of that kind of graphic design stuff on ffffound.com

ffffound.com/image/6f7b34ad24f1cb3ab4c5d935465fba5e1bdb09a2

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connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

Yes, I'm a whore...but I loved making it so I have no regrets

www.b3tards.com/u/431c10e345cdadb3bd6f/bruges_2.gif

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

cool

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connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)

this type of thing as well

www.youtube.com/watch?v=syf8olcM0z4

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connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:25, archived)

sorry i can read

so plane would be the letters P L A N E flying about? sounds different but those with 3d rendering will have it in the bag!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)

You seem to be missing the point. You don't have to do the same as the image he showed you.

It's about doing interesting things with type. It's very open to interpretation.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)

i think you've misunderstood by what i meant "PLANE"

using the letters and not writing them on a plane...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:48, archived)

haha

great first response to that

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

I clicked it a few days ago. Have another...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

already voted for long ago :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)

norty

i bet we know what type of engine he has in his car as well.. etc.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

how many differnet types of swimming can he do

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)

the buterfly?

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

and the diving bell?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

b'ah

closes photoshop.

edit: I actually thought the 'two strokes' was a joke.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

sorry :(

Edit: I kinda want to write it might not be a joke but it is hillarious.. but I'm not callous and mean so I'm not going to.

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

I was joking

;)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

You've been playing too much Okami, Tony.

Time for a break.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

Vic McKay

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

is he inflating a dead mallard?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

I AM DELETING THIS THREAD FOR THAT!

WAH WAH WAH!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

*Blow-whistle-parph-blow-squeak-QUACK*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:07, archived)

sounds normal for bagpipes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

we have a bag piper on my street

he is premier league awesome :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

i knew a piper once

bagpipes are just noisy to me. i prefer more melodic instruments, not ones that sound like the amplified noise of a cat being stretched.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:20, archived)

horror scenario

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

have you been waiting months to post?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

maybe they are on the blob

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

months

i was given some advice to "hold back"and not"upload"everything at once.......bit like sting does(tee hee)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)

OH MY GOD, HER LARGE ARSE IS GOING TO SQUASH JOOLS HOLLAND

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

her arse is a nice plump arse plump

it is excited lens make it seem immense!

haha, soon it will squish!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

Jools Holland will be squished

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

well, he should have taken more ass protection

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)

his webbed feet might save him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:06, archived)

from slipping all the way in?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

She has an asymmetric arse

phwoar!

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owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

hahaha what

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

nooooooooo!!

his mighty dentage shall puncture her gargantuan ringpillows!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

OH NO THEY TOOK DONNY

(shrewbie has a new signature, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)

Hahahah!

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:19, archived)

Oh shit ignore the massive bar that I forgot to erase

(shrewbie has a new signature, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)

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Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)

all of the balloons are fucking attached now faggots are you happy

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Microwave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

No, I hate balloons

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

Someone should pull them off, one by one.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

Do you write scripts for porn films?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

And the swedish plumber oils up his large, glistening tool...

Wait? What was that sorry?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

ignorance and homophobia, what's the next trick up your sleeve?

Ha! you deleted the thread too? surely you didn't realise what a complete shit you were?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

thread deletion

there is no worse crime

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connor, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

the first two he'll get away with but yes

I think the B3ta regulars/nazis will hunt him down for that one

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)

Fuck him, he's a sad little fuck.

Let him throw his toys out of the pram.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

SHOW ME YOUR RAGE

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:08, archived)

*unzips*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGRGRGGGRG!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:09, archived)

I keep it in a jar by the door, along with Eleanor's children.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:10, archived)

You managed to upset the internet with a picture of balloons.

That's quite an achievement.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

i liked it better when they were not attached

i think as a compromise some balloons should be attached and some not

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)

I prefered it before

people are always going on about cancer.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

There has been a glitch in the matrix.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

balloon reattachment?

what wizardry is this?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

This is much nicer.

Now draw some happy faces on all the balloons. And add some kittens.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

too late, i have nork cancer

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mongychops, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

You should have revealed this live on tv, a la Jade Goodie.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:02, archived)

Whiney little scrote

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:03, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)

"See, he's not totally disabled...Steve can do sports too."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

TINY SCIENTIST IS TINY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

He's not tiny.

It's a giant cricketer.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

you mean Rounders

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

this

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

EVERY HOUSE SHOULD HAVE ONE.

BUY YOUR TINY SCIENCE MAN TODAY FOR POUNDS.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)

how many pounds?

we must know!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

can they be placed up the bum?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

most things can, with enough lube.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

lube just goes every where

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

slippery slidey fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

on a Saturday night

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

slippery slidey fun should not be restricted to saturday nights

i shall fight for my right to slippery slidey fun EVERY night of the week!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)

Have you tried your local swimming emporium?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)

not since the "incident"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)

That drain was clogged up for weeks, you know.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)

i couldn't help it

i was desperate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)

Being tiny is useful if you are a scientist.

It makes it much easier to see germs and microchips and other tiny science things

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

Bah.

/changes career

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

his hands are shaped for bean flicking and wanking

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

he's really enjoying his day out

well funny

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

Tiny Swinging Scientist!

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)

probably goes to a Tiny Swinging Scitentist Swingers club

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)

fucking jock spastics

made my life hell at spastic school

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mongychops, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)

Bored of 'shopping Obama, so presenting...MCPALIN

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)

"Reach across the aisle, Joe Sixpack you betcha"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

haha sweet jeebus!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

nicely!

and as expected - look at this look at this look at this!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaViiUjH92U
and more importantly forward it on (please)

apologies for the desperation, there is a reason

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

*sniggers*

Toats, that gets better every time :D

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

really? how lovely :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

haha very good :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

I saw Matt Lucas in there somewhere.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Mwahahahahahaha...repost & click.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Oh gods!

*mindbleach*

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Ye gods!

Didn't Batman fight him?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

Micalin? Michaela?

/tenuous

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Manchester University Union of Students

find a user for their new toilets

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)

Haha

aaargh

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)

mcpalin

i'm holding on tight while i zoom in for a close-up..i'm liking what i seeeeeeeeeee

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)

The combined artistic talents of 4 ICT teachers

who said education has gone to the dogs! Collaborative learning FTW

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)

Haha

cockdragon

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

James' incest day, eh?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

HIPPODRAGOFLY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

Haha :D

I hope this is the sort of thing you teach your students about

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

its built

right into the new National Curriculam

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)

Harry Potter vs. Submarine?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

i have

no idea why theres a periscope....

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

that's no periscope

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

...........Is almost afraid to ask.............

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

be afraid.

be very afraid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

(((((trembles))))).....oh no......she's gone all Jeff Goldblum on me.....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

*pukes on doughnuts*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)

he looks like a right cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

hahah

Poor James is the butt of many a Harry potter related jokes due to him teaching in a 500 year old Hogwarts style school.

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

What teachers do on inset days:

finally revealed

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Who's Louisa?

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Fluffy elephants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

HAHAH

ict teachers handwriting! Meant to be "Leviosa!!"

(That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter - If I Was Cilla Black,Then Id Have A Ginger Bush, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

sp0radicum

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:25, archived)

engorgio!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

*points at Smash*

REDUCIO!
;]

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:27, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

I once told a teacher I had that Insect Day is when

the insects take over the school and the kids get the day off.
She replied "Yes! And the teachers stay back and bravely fight them all off!"
And I said "No. The teachers are enslaved and are forced to teach the insects about human lifestyle."

A couple days later I was called into one of the support offices and confronted with an angry teacher having the complete wrong idea.
She'd been told I said "It's Insect Day soon, miss! Should I bring my own locust?".
Barmy cow.

:D

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ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

The Adventures of Space Dinosaur

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

Watch out Space DInosaur!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

Look out for that chainsaw, Space Dinosaur!

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! SPACE DINOSAAAAAAUURRR!

this DEMANDS an '80's rock theme tune!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

Space Dinosaur! IN SPACE!

*guitar solo*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE DINOSAUR

*riffs*
He's got a rocket pack
Upon his back
He's a
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE DINOSAUR!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

*electric guitars*

WWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

*electro-theremins*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

*glees*

i need a theremin!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

.... and Godzoooooooki......

....is a very easy way to confirm a cartoon will be shit.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

^this

in uber-spades.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:24, archived)

SPAAAACE DIIINOSAAAUR!

click for biggest

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:26, archived)

oh no!

giant robot space dinosaur!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

Hahaha :D

That is awesome

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:28, archived)

No it doesnt!

It needs this, quite plainly!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t_9MI2ymN6s&feature=related

Just every time you hear Man, shout Dino! at the top of your voice!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

i forgot how much i love that

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:23, archived)

Mind meltage!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

COCK LEMUR!

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

THUMB SUGAR GLIDER!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:22, archived)

Dinosaurs!!

In Space!!!

WOW.

(

Fluffy elephants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)

There's only one beast that can stop him

Jetpack Brontosaurus!
www.flickr.com/photos/tigsource/2261712863/

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

That reminds me, I still need to try

Jetpack Brontosaurus

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

Dear sir

this am all of the woo! and has several types of Yay! this contains all of my favourite things and more!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 20:15, archived)

chickens

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Pfft!

You are a mental bastard and I like it.

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

Near the top.

I found this today.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

Goatse's gone into PROPERTY???

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

Its a security company.

It would bloody keep me away.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

But the bottom is falling out of the market

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

paint the ring on the finger!

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Cock Nicholson?

...just sayin'

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

Or Jack Chickolson?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

Allo Heff :)

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

allo luv!

How's my favorite lady o' the interwebs?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

Snuffley with germs

But otherwise braw. How is thy good transatlantic self?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

Haha

I can't wait for next weeks installment. Woo.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)

me neither

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for it being John McCririck

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

first time anyone's ever said that

with the possible exception of a trigger-happy sniper

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

or someone opening

the obits page of the racing post

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

or his wife

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

BOOBY!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)

i can sit here with no top on if i want!

that doesn't mean you can look at my boobies!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

LIsten here you!

If you have the gall to be a woman on b3ta, the least you could do is get your waps out for us all to see!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)

i did!

didn't you see my 10,000?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

mother

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

you are getting much better at this

this is funny.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

fun

may i take this moment to thank the right honourable gentleman for his kind and encouraging words....ps hope the infection clears up for you

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

you're welcome

and thanks, i'm feeling much better today.

p.s, i'm not a gentleman, i'm one of them there girlies ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)

fawn fawn

etc

a/c

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

bugger off

i'm too heavily medicated to fawn.
i couldn't even manage a light pander.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)

That makes me want to shop a panda balloon

but I can't, because of dangerous computer viruses.

(

owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

INTERNETS. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

Shit! OH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

What the fucks are we going to do?
What CAN we do?
WHAT?

(

owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

You're 3 minutes early

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

what what?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)

...and how!

Hi Smash! Missed you!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

did you?

aaawww, you're sweet! careful, i'm full of evil germs and lemsip today

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

Pfffft 'gentleman'!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

hey!

just because i'm a dirty, dirty slut, there's no need to laugh!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

You really upgraded!

Last time we spoke, you were just on the one filthy.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

Yep, now she can wear heavy armour and fire lasers from her clout.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)

And she has +2 constitution

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

and a +1 axe of wounding

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)

But you still haven't found a suitable breastplate.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

i'm thinking of getting one hammered out

and moulded around my head. it's about the same size as one of my boobs, so it should do nicely!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

laser clout

sounds like a good gif that one

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

DON'T do it

Unless you intend to link it. Nice as we've been, that will get you KILLED

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

Been done various times.

The particular one that sticks in my mind is the giant spider woman firing her lasgina at buildings.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)

I can't be the only one to read that as lasagna.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)

who told you about my lasers?

*clouts round the head*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)

masks! ftw!

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

ha ha ha flipping YES!

this is great!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)

hahaa

that's awesome! :D

*click*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)

From the front: died, survived, survived, died, survived, died....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

yellow uniforms ftw

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)

or blue

just realised, Gene Roddenberry hated reds. He's going on the list

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)

what list is this?

am i on it?
/just wants to belong

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)

the list of people i don't like

and would have strong words with if i ever met

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

The first one's scottie though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)

He's dead isn't he?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

Jim

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)

but he

didn't go on an away team mission the first time he wore red as a newbie, so he survived slightly longer

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!

WOo!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

This...

...is a good post.
WOO! *click*

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

hahahahahaa

needs more woo! Excellent

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

That is so funny

Kirk's irritated expression makes it. It's like they do this to him every few days.

(

Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)

Ahahaha :D

Fucking brilliant.
Perfect expression.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

"I eat grain 200 yards away from farmers who are trained to KILL me"....

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I look forward to installment 2 :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

I think you'll fit right in.

Nice work :D

(

Fluffy elephants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)

Hahaha

what the christ

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)

cfb

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

:o crossboard postery!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

INO

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

arf!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

Congratulations, you have won the internet.

Please accept your prize of 11p and this small sausage.

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Yay for lazy doodles :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

vernon kay?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:40, archived)

STOP THAT FILTH

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)

i thought also

that it was vernon kaye
shame on me
i despise him

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)

I thought it was Noel Fielding?

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)

This makes me sick.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

Estreemly nice!

Woo.

(

greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

The one on the left looks like an angry duck.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

today's art lesson: modelling with malt loaf

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

My friend painted her hands with ink, today.

She didn't realise it wouldn't come off easily :/

(

ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

I bet you caught her inkhanded.

LOL

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

I AM 1 FUNNY GUY EH?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

Actually I painted my hand with red ink.

Though I was wearing gloves.
We had to make an alphabet using different techniques (we're studying typefaces) and for H I painted my hand in red ink and put a paper "H" on it.
It came out really nicely, with a red hand and a white H on the page.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

What are you in, Kindergarten?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)

pffft!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Boys have a penis, girls have fagina!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)

I thought you were going to say someone had asked if you wanted your palm read

read = red, geddit?!!

I kill me!!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)

is she an idiot?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Just messy.

We call her Smudge, because she should never be allowed near charcoal.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

LOL i can c u r 1 funny bunch of ppls with me aswell.

_EESHBAH.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

lol

(

ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)

it's like the cornish branch of the Red Hand Gang

:D

just watch out for international jewel thieves etc

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

i'm messy

but that's just because i really can't be arsed doing the cleaning.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)

Pfft!

TJ: Does anyone here know anyone who has connections in the Roundhouse in London? Or for Fiction Records?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

ROFL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My request to start a petition for a Tony Hart Gallery to be set up at the National Gallery London has been turned down!

Right, any suggestions who I should start writing to about this, if the government won't do it, I'll have to go over their heads!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

The Times

they'll put anything on the letters page.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

David Cameron, he'll promise to do it

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)

Only if I can add "and fuck off while you're at it" to the request

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

filthy...

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

well why not

who is going to vote for gordy next time after this mess?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

Post a letter to Boris J.

He's most probs still got all "Hart Beat" on tape.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

nah

they didn't export it to New York

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)

Wake Up To Wogan on Radio 2

His show loves that stuff. It helps if you have a punny name. Being called Chris, I suggest "Crispian Fresh" :)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

Not a bad idea

Also on the punny names.
Sal Monella
Arthur Minnit
Stu Andumplings
Annie Matronic

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)

Hugh Jas

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

Amanda Huggankiss

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

Greg Sthebakers

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)

mike hunt

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

phil mccrevice

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

Ima Rimmer

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)

bea o'problem

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)

Hahahaha, winner!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)

heheh

once again, watching the simpsons pays off :D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

Ah, not seen that one :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

i haven't watched it for ages

but that one stuck in my mind. my uncle married a very sweaty woman :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)

Drew Peacock

(Wize, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)

My tog name was Sal Acious

about 50% of my acquaintances still call me Sal, and many don't actually know what my real name is.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)

The Daily Mail

Just suggest that scrounging gypsy immigrants are opposed to the idea and that the police are powerless to act.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

the queen

hey, it's got to be worth a try!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)

That's what lead to Prince Charles.

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)

eeeww

i don't even want to think about that.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

What, the Queen doing the humptybacked monster with Phil?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)

*boke*

it'd be like watching 2 giant foreskins getting jiggy

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)

Now maybe

But 60 years ago....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)

upper-class porn just doesn't do it for me

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

You gotta admit....in her day, MARGARET was a bit of alright.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

i think they all look like

there's a large portion of horse in their ancestry.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Or Elephant in Charles case.... (Umm....EAR reference, not penile)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)

they seem to be getting bigger with age

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)

"One has come to fix your duplicating machine"

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)

"oh dear, one's breasts have become rather too soapy"

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)

*Cue sleazy harpsichord music*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)

Why don't you write to your own address, but spell everything wrong, and post it in a different county, just to see if it still comes.

Posse out y'all.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)

Banksy

(

owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

Write to Lord Saatchi

after all he would own bugger all if it were not for Lord Hart

I could phone Nigella and ask...

(

boff FL OZ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)

Is this not a re-post?

(

LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)

Weeks past the incident, but hey ho

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

tres.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

Bugs out !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:13, archived)

Mmmnnnng

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

haha!

i had that in poster form on my bedroom wall. i was a weird kid...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)

Nightmare in Nick's street.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

it gave my sister nightmares

but, to be fair, she did this freaky laugh in her sleep that creeped me right the fuck out, so i think it was only fair that i scared her.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)

Hahahah, wonderful.

(

ClanSoul, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)

Fontlyroy . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:12, archived)

Good shop....but I don't get it.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)

*cough*

*scurry*

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

ha ha ha grooaaaan

(you are) Awful, but good.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

haha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

This is great

I think of something, you post it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

I'm not posting my cock.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

That would have to be second class post, right?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

yes

and two jiffy-bags, at least.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Sigh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Tara lully

*settles down with Red Dwarf*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

Nah, I'm here for another few secs

that's not me mam's car.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

Fancy some of this macaroni cheese then?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

DO I?!

*pounces*

edit: NOW I'm off. :D bye schnookums.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

And bacon?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

Always bacon.

Right, bye all, hugs to those who want/deserve them, eye tests to those who need them (and I'm right, we know this) and kicks in the mush for the masochists out there. Byeeeee.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

*takes all three*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

That's perfect.

That FPd at one time didn't it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

cheers

it did, some time ago.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)

Yeah I thought I remembered.

Classic pic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

hahaha

Bob you spacker

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Damien's Hearse, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

Still mixin' up the medicine . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

Johnnies in the basement mixin up the medicine...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

hahahaha

jesus fuck!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)

That . . . he indeed is !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)

johnnies

funnier each time i look..i'm hooked on calpol y'know

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)

class.

you have many, many fine animations mr. dbroon.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)

aw, ta.

you're none too shabby yourself. Your van Damme one always makes me laugh. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

\o/

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

thats fucking genius that is *click*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Some Palindromes for you sir!!!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)

Ah haha hahah noooooooo

fucking spang

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)

*doof*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)

Chef Newcome

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)

Haha

his lips pop

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)

chef

this is really neat-is that an atomic bomb i spy with my little eye something beginning with A?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)

It's a nuke alright . . . he cooks by touch !

Henceforth . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)

nuke

imagine....if a nuke went off near a butter mountain

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)

who asked for more nazis?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)

Not me, what's going on here?

I don't know why i'm still laughing at his finger movement.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

haha this^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)

It's an arms buildup.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

oh god

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

arms build-up

i like that one

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)

hitler

has only got three arms

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Shada, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)

Pfft.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

The third one

contains his fas-cist charms

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

The second is quite fecund

But his bollock just sits there and smarms

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

We stabbed it with a cockatiel

He shouted he didn't want to spiel

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)

The fever made him shoot Eva

And now Goering is copping a feel

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

You are a delight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)

*bows* ayethangyou

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)

It's the greazy hair that does it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)

oft confused with Ganesh

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)

your animation style

reminds me of Terry Gilliam's

oh, also Woo!

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weaver., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)

he's like some dandy musichall trickshow artist

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)

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