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# I found some acrylics and a canvas board the other day, I might start painting bright things.

Although this one sucks, and I won't do it.

WHO WANTS TO BUY POTENTIAL FUTUREPAINTINGS?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# GAH!
Bright light! Eyes can't take in the splendour of it!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I might buy potential future paintings
if they are like this Matt 19 and some fractions!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I might do a historic piece about the birth of toast.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# birth of toast?
do tell
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# They were forged in the big toaster bang.
It also featured bright colours.

And happy faces.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# And Stoats with toats?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I may also do this.
I just need to learn how to draw a stoats.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# HAPPY HAPPY!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Ha hoooooooo :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# The Pinky Ponk makes the best noise!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I want an R/C Ninky Nonk :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ohh i see
so the noodles and meatballs was all a lie?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# pink helmet is pink
edit: ah, that's not actually a pink motorcycle helmet is it.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It's art, interpret it how you like.
Personally, I intended it to be a piece that captures the futility of being, at the same time as it displays the attempts to leave a mark on this earth in a way that changes the course of history.

Or just a happy pink thing with rainbow swirls.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# it's pac man
finally embracing his inner gay.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# fudge pac man?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# very much so
why do you think he was always chasing those ghosts? he fucked them to death!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# the pills were viagra.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# i prefer viagranol
viagra hard with rohypnol unconsciousness.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# shiny!
yet anguished.

Aye.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hurrah!!


and no.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# CHEAPSKATE :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# unemployed...not a cheapskate
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Fair enough, same deal this end :D
That's why I'm trying to sell shitty paintings :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# good luck :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Gay pride!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# now some one animate it so the rainbow bit spins round plz
i only ask cuz i fancy tripping out to some thing
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# please not this^
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ^spoil sport^
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# YES!
I will buy one for 5p
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Ellie loves you
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# AAAAAAAAH i almost clicked that link....
......but then i remembered.....TEH EYES!!!1
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# QUICK - CALL THE FEZ POLICE...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# slightly more expected fez!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# arghhhhh HOLY CRAP
I WAS EATING WHEN I CLICKED THAT
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Wasnt that the one rik was linking to the other day?
Horrific stuff
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I love how this shit brings all of us across to /board
Or has there been some whoreage?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it's been on /links several times as well
it's a cross-board forum of fun
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# DO NOT WANT!
PREGNANCY? PREGNANCY?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ellie needs an ashtray
instead of putting fags out on her muscular nips
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ewww man
she is hideous
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# shiiting hell
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I just completed Toejam and Earl :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# whohooooo!
*strong handshake*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Blimey
that's going back a bit
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# woo!
So that's like taken you 17 years or something yeah? Now THAT's value for money.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Next up, Tazmania....
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I still can't
get passed level 1 on Sonic ;p
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# bless
You want a real challenge, try completing 'Quack Shot'
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Is that the one with Donald Duck?
I was playing Castle of Illusion earlier :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ah now that was a game
I remember getting to the last fecking screen 3 times on my GameGear only for the batteries to give out EVERY FUCKING TIME. That learnt me not to buy a gamegear in the USA only to find that the fucking 12v connection was some weird fucking shape and size that was unobtainable in the UK.

Bah.

Still, great game.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# bwahahah
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# bet you had a wank afterwards to celebrate
never played it
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Well yeah, I did.
But not to celebrate, just because I love wanking ;)

It isn't as good as I remember it when I was young.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# the game or the wanking?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Both really ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# much like werthers originals
the first one is always the best
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha
aaah that takes me back.. They don't make funky aliens like that anymore

Any played that demo of Left4Dead, on Steam? It's rather good
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Well I think you know my answer,
considering I have only just completed Toejam and Earl ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# haha
UPGRADE MAN, UPGRADE!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# SPOILERS
:(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Yay!
You lucky barsteward!
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:10, archived)
# what...
on...
earth...!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you want her!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# funnily enough
I DON'T

Either of them.

It looks like Myleene Klass with joker make up... actually... come to think of it...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# and the body of a crackwhore.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# fucking with her would be considered a fetish
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I just vomited from fear
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oh my fucking christ!
What's wrong with her face???

*hides*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# she's a fugly looking paris
and no it's not a man
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm gonna be Prez Mr. Grimsdale...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :D Like it...
In other news: Lair at 14%...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You Sir...
...are a tease ;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ahh, it's my crappy laptop that's doing the teasing.
/woefully inadequate computing power blog
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Nice one pitkin :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Get an icon!
Seriously, women'll want to sleep with you ;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Nicely shopped ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# pffft....


and nice icon fella!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Cheers Joe...
and all above. I thought it was about time I coughed up ;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# nice one!
also - may I congratulate you upon your choice of icon?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You may...
...and I thank you sir :-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] HAVE IT !
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# WOAH NELLY!
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# manly yes, but i like it, too
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You've done every single photochop gag
but better, haven't you?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# not yet...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# How did I know you would have a version of that!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Mr Tedmonds
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *sicks with fear*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hooray for AIDS Team
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# have a pea
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Have one back
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I only did 1 A-team post
It was the ultimate Combo breaker.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# liking this btw
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# lolage
to this
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# *coughs*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Let it go ;)
It's not healthy...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# genie
arse
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# thanks...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *office lols*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Liked your quantum of solace pic from last night by the way
thought you'd bitten off more than you could chew with the "H", but it just about worked... ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# haha, cheers :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# wouldn't
not even with a borrowed flange.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# HULLO?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# don't worry, you're safe
i wouldn't inflict a sexing from mr. tedmonds on my worst enemy.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *Imagines*
flange lending library.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# i'd hate to get it stamped
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# you should get aids, just for buying it
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Viva la SIDA!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# snort
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Argh!
Also: the blue whale's tongue is so large that 50 people could stand on it.
Thanks, tracker bar, for that enlightening fact.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That's gonna piss it off a bit though isn't it...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# MACCA-PAKKA, PAKKA-MACCA????
This resemblance must have been noticed before?

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Thank fuck my daughter has grown out of that shite...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# can I date her now?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, because you're still watching it
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
Top response.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Is that one of those new BOP IT - TWAT IT toys?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Nah,
it is one of the characters from that fucking In the Night Garden program.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# one of these?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ha ha ha...
Where can I purchase one of those?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# this
except she still wants to watch it, but we've told her she's not allowed

/cruel parents
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You utter bastard ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# try 'aversion therapy'
let her watch it, but clobber her with a rolled up newspaper while it's on (you can even use classic parental phrases such as "it's for your own good" or "you'll thank me one day" to justify this).

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# CHARACTER BUILDING
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# aah yes - another classic!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I was talking about Paul McCartney!
Golly, that took a long time...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# what did?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# A sensible response ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *clicks* for cruel parenting
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# that's mean..that's like saying you can't watch the flumps


cruelty I say!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I have years of it yet :(
Good job I secretly love it :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Does it not give you ultimate fear?
I saw the tumblyboos for the first time the other day :S
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# unfortunately not anymore, I am fully aclimatised
The Harboo's on the other hand...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Which ones are the Harboo?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Haa Hoos
big floaty things. Don't appear to do anything.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Ah yes!
Now I remember them. They stop the Ninky nonk don't they!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Don't you just want to stamp on the Pontipines
and their anti-social neighbours the Wattingers?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i have no clue what you are talking about
yay for not having kids!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# me neither
yay for having kids too old for wanky telly.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Harry can escape from anything!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# But can he escape from....THIS?

*shows sex cock*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!! IT'S THE SEX COCK!!!!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Got to make you understand.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# (* repeat)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# (* repeat 3 times)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Oonk!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Harry Kidnapp
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# RIS! *thickie*
Also, a bit frightening.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ay up long time no see :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# 'ello matey!
i know, i ain't been around much lately. i will endeavour to fix this. :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# woah nelly :)
I love his response to the press when asked about Arsene Wengers moaning in the tabloids and he goes "Sorry.. I didn't see it..". Press cracked up :D

footy on b3ta oooh some ppl are gonna be RISing like a mother
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i know i am!
football's a game,yeh?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# he's a fudd
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hehehe
TJ: Someone tell me a good home insurance provider, pretty please...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I heard the Palestinians are quite good at it
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I'd like to be able to pay monthly
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# The Mafia
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# good insurance?
No such thing, is there?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)
# It's good when it pays out when you make a claim...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# You already have a plan?

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I already have the buckets of petrol...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I might sign up with Privilege, they seem to be the cheapest...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I am a good home insurance provider

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Do you have a 24 hour helpline?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# IF YOU PAY ME 2 GRAND A MONTH I WILL.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ummmmm,
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahahaha
loving the recursion
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
The man is a God!

What's the ransom? I'll pay anything!!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Soccerball lulz
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha, pretty much my reaction too
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# yay
no more than he deserves - damn traitor :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I just got a picture of a very rare species of Taxi

I was really lucky to get this picture as normally they are very shy, hardly ever come out at night and certainly never south of the river at this time of day*

*taxi joke...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# IT'S A TRAP!! IT'S THE FUCKING COPS MAN!! THAT'S A PANDA CAR!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I had her

Woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I was pandering tandas earlier

This is rather well done!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha nicely
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Will it burst into flames without warning?
Woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# excellent.
Does it only eat nutritionally empty food and refuse to mate?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Have we met????
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# yes, you remember
we ate cardboard and then didn't have sex.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that's great
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it looks so happy!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# splendid
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Nice :)
Tim Westwood and Xzibit have a lot to answer for ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# distant cousin of Catbus ^_^

/Totoro
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Marvellous Stuff
Wonderfully surreal
(, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# bee bee boo bee!


anyone know a b3tan called Il Pope?? i got a facebook request but have no idea who it is.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# real name li pope? or b3ta name
and down with bees up with forgs.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# amphibious equivalent of a spork?
o_O
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# this is a forg
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# real name on facebook
bees ftw! :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
#


Click for bigger (62KB)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# lololol what a nub!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# toally pwnd by 1337 j3r3Y_t3h_bu77f0rG
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffshhhh
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# BEE WIN
woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yay!
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yeah, he's added loads of us
that's not his b3tan name though, it was a mystery for ages

Edit: Would it be stupid to think you could read this YES Jessie, it is
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# i cant read a message from your inbox
:(

edit : btw - nice to see you again! :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# No, it was a communal thread
thought it was worth a try.

Anyway, it was loads of people asking who it was. Hexachordal reckoned Dekion.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# i clicked it
but it takes me to my inbox :( i'll probably jsut ignore it then :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Seems harmless enough, but I doubt it matters either way
y'all good sir?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# not bad ta
sorry i couldnt make the bash :( looked jealously at the photos :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Lully!
is it the pope?

In the thames with John Peel? /coat
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# fank ya!
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Boy, everyone is on facebook now
Also yaybeeeeeee
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# everybody
and their mums! :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# My mum's still using MySpace.
Twattish old harridan that she is.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Happy Bee :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# woo
thats ace! :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Lovely!



(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I like his little leather "Bee-Bag"
Does he put the honey in it?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)
# pollen


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# You expect me to belive that they make it from "Dust from flowers"!!!!
Paaah They buy it from Sainsbees and store it (unjarred)in their hive. Everyone should know this.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Pointy arsed charlatans.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i was going to write
honey on it - but i didnt want to pigeon (bee hole maybe) him :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I am as happy as this bee
as I have just brewed a fantastic cup of tea and i'm sitting here on b3ta with some Milk Chocolate Digestives. Work is awesome :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Your situation sounds exemplary
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
# ive got a sandwhich too
but its for lunch time not just yet...

Its a Peanut butter and Philadelphia one - Its weird yes but honestly they taste SUPERB!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)
# TEA!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# That is some serious
Tea enjoyment going on there....
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I have been watching this for some time now...
and his tea does not seem to be running out.

Explain this magical tea
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i could do with a coffee
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# aaw that am loverly :)

slight tj: anyone got any bittorrent invites to give away? I will give out sex favours for "waffles" :p. Looking to get back into it after having used rapidshare for the last few months after oink was closed down.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# thank ya
what do you mean an invite - cant you jsut use piratebay.org??
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# awwww.....
Is it his first day at school?

And, as for facebook, I wouldn't touch it with yours.
So, no
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# heheheh
bee school - now wait for diznee to knick it! :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# bees are much nicer than wasps :) have a "woah nelly" :D
One of these feckers came through the window in the summer:
www.pestcontrolcanada.com/INSECTS/bymudd_s.jpg

cat went nuts after it!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# urrrg
looks nasty! :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# beeeee!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha Yes
Happy bee, is happy
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# yay
aces :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Nice Bee!
Trendy retro corbicula, too.
*covets*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# They're a bugger for clanger fatigue....

Edit: his mates all left him behind as well www.b3ta.com/board/8926004
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# On no!
He has dropped a clanger!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ^ GIT! ¬
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I have beaten you in typing
and I shall beat you in combat*

*my spacious sex dungeon
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ^ GIT!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# arf - repeat postings
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha ha... You dropped a clanger there
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# GAH!
I HATE it when that happens!

Woo!



(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha ha You big silly
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# *resists temptation to post clanger sex vids again*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Why resist?


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha he's shut the stable door after the horse has bolted, there!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I feel his pain
:O(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Campanology fail.
It's a clapper.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Gaah
That's the problem...He's been bying cut price "Clangers" all this time...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Clangers live on the moon.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# NO!
NO NO NO NO NO!!

They live on a small planet it says so at the start!


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# DAMN YOU DAVE THE HAT!
I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Was he shouting "Bring out ye dead" just before that happened?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Can he not join in still?
But just run along shouting Dinga-Donga-Clang loudly?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# This is a super idea
Give voice to his "inner Bell"
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# bell end
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] feminists just need a good fucking
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ha Ha! "Swamp Donkeys"
You still have to do the walk of shame
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# are you hiring?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Oh Dear....

Looks like the porn police might catch up with you after all Mr K3b/-\b..
idle.slashdot.org/idle/08/11/11/2223205.shtml

EDIT: Why am I looking at a picture of your mum ?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# none of those are my mum
my mum looks like this

safe
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# * Purple Link...

I'm not clicking that!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# it's not horses it's completely legit.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Isn't this your mum?


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# no, the depiction i posted is fairly accurate
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Jae Kwak?
nice one
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# ha ha brilliant!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# nice icon . . .
a tuba would look better on you though . . .


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I bet DTH is going to say ...
Wobbly Bloke is an utter monger and not clairvoyant at all!

* WINS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# They're going to fill them in later to make you look like a pillock
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# That doesn't matter
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
#


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
#


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Swamp donkeys, pfft

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# First thing I see today and it gets a click
GLORY BE!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Truffle-hunters ftw!
'Ning all. :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ning sir
you well?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# aye, not bad squire, not bad
you?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *pounces*
Aha! GOT YOU!

err . . . *doesn't know what to do with you now*


(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# that's everyone's problem.
but it doesn't stop them chasing. ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Haha
lovely
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Grrr...

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# PROOF PROOF THAT CATS ARE EVIL PROOF I SAY!!! PROOF!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Agree, I quite agree
Agree I say! Agree!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# oh noes,
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# haha
i still love this one.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# No way
It's the babbies that are evil. Cats just help us get rid of them
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Vampire Kitten Eats Thumbelinas Baby Shocker!
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *referrs to Haringey Social Services*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# They will put it on file as "Rough Feline Based Play"
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ooh, fiendish kitty!
How ya doin' Moley? ;-) *clicks*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Ninj!
Me good.
How's you?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Great ta sir!
And me got me an icon now WOO!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# The Prodgibee... good choice!
:D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# nicely iconed up sir
*bees*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Yay for big animals eating children!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha, baby killer!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# That child is in need
if only there was some kind of annual charity event to help out
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Ah yes, that thing where multi-millionaires try to persuade ordinary people to part with their cash...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Thats the one
I would pledge some money, but i've already donated it all to Landsbanki in Iceland. *bangs head on desk*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Trudy want's a kiss
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Trudy can kiss my ass!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# she would
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *puckers*
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Actually, can I whore this here from last night?
For those who didn't see it....

Cfb


:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I have a chromatic harmonica only it isnt a biscuit.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I've never used one.
How are they compared to a normal one?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# dunno can't play either. I just aquired one. :S
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# would
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# you would do everything! :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# not quite everything
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I'll bet you mount mooses
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# i don't have one.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# have a Mooseshark
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# are you meatloaf?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *piano intro*
*starts perspiring*

Sirens are screamin and the fires are howlin,
way down in the valley tonight
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# i knew it! :o)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Sexual!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# mum?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# would.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# whahaha
Now I got some real inspiration :D. Great!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
#
every time that scares the smeg out of me
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# gah!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Mroing.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# FOOOORG!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# you're only 19 *sobs*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# AND A BIT.
I just can't work out the fractions, we haven't got to that in school yet.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# It's Ok, I'm 31.
Feel better now?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# It's Ok, I'm 41
Fell better now?

(oh christ, what happened to my life etc.)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I wasn't depressed about it in the first place.
But yes. Thanks!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Will someone PLEASE continue this thread?
Where are you you old bastards, there must be somebody?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# FROG
we need a frog challenge... frogs vs bees!

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# BUT BEES ARE INTENSE.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I love that
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Haha, you must be a riot on facebook with graffiti like that :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# ha
I was until I found out it's owned by the CIA and then I left it alone...

well done for noticing that it's done in FB Graffiti :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I just read that a couple of minutes ago.
Synchronicity, brr.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'm not sure that it worries me particularly
but I feel it's a violation of privacy to have the CIA know lots of things about me... and I don't imagine that their intentions for the data are very benign
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# My answer to certain suspicious friends
is that, unless a serious threat is indicated, they do not have the people to do anything with it. However, the US has been using intelligence to aid their companies for years.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# My mum is shit scared of wasps, but always insists I capture bees that get into the house in a glass
feed them some honey and let the little fuckers go.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Give the wasps the produce of bees?
Surely that just taunts them...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha I once revived a bee with sugar in water
and still have the photos of it drinking.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEES IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# FORGS FTW


Click for bigger (80KB)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# This
is brilliant.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Awwww, that's lully
that's lullyBut this thread is too fluffy so have this...

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Haha, oh you bad man
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# I've already packed for a trip to Hull
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Mmmm deyidish!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# You are a bad, bad, bad, bad man.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I wish I could say it's the most offensive idea I've had
but unfortunately it's just the most offensive one that I've made
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# We have a family heirloom. A guest towel from the Auschwitz Holiday Inn.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# ribbit ribbit
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Very nice!
:)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oh god damn, I love you Bloop.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *IS IN AWE*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Wow!
that's hypnotic *stares*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *likes this HARD*
I do love red-eyed tree frogs. Best of all the animals.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Hahaha
1 9

;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# IL IKET HIS
I LIKE THE SHADING ON THIS AI LIKNE THIS
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, they've got to sell it somehow...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
top stuff!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Oh Hai there Justin!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Ha ha
Maybe I could take you in my German mouth?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# he does look strangely bi curious
*titters*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# where's freebs to tell me that not all apple users are bi curious
interior designer types...?

WELL?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I run linux, that says something too.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# it says you're sexually depraved
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# This is true,
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# it's spelt with an i not an a
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# ha
that too
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# and a hippy commie.
Why do you hate freedom?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# long hair does not mean i am a hippeh!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I think he's at the haberdashers
picking out material for his curtains to match his pouffe...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# if you can dodge a wrench
you can dodge a terminator
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I'll be ba *blue screen*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I always assumed that Terminators run on Linux
... in the ultimate irony the Computers couldn't get past the EULA and only achieved supremacy when they found what they were looking for in the open source community....!

GOD DAMN YOU GNU!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# All I need is an Austrian accent and a couple of guns,,,
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# How does he pay online?
Asta be Visa, baby!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Absolutely
well above average.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hehe
Good stuff.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# this is fucking awesome
and gets a BIG WOAAAAAAH NELLY :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# HASTA,
for god's sake. It hurts my eyes. Asta means flagpole, or horn.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# You are too quick for me
I was going to comment about the terrible spelling, but you were first.

Yes, it's Hasta
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Ok, ok. Keep your peluca on!
Who says real men can spell anyway? ;)

(Edit done)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Hello, my name is Shirley Bindun...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Hehehe
*prints*
*puts on niece's nursery wall*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# teheehee!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Wow thinks I am like that donkey, since then i have had a pink bow around my tail...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# the 4 arcre wood's
toughest cops!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# BRITAIN'S FIGHTYEST NONCES!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
Ace.

(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# all done, just waiting on something before releasing them :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Cor! Filth!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Ewww yellow snow!
And I see thaty he is not a follower of the "more than a handfull is a waste" theory
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hehehe! Perfect facial expressions!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Millwall are a bunch of cunts!
/ac :D
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Marvellous sir!! Although your pic is ace, I just wanted to show off that I'm now all gorwd up and have an ickle icon ;-) *clicks*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# about ruddy time!
after almost 6 years of bumming B3ta off the rest of us!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Sorry...
...please forgive me? ;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *parties*
YAY! Well done young sir!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hooray!
Nice choice too... ;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# You're a beeee now baybeeeee
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# you should put a disclaimer next to the icon...
*sponsored by NUTS
;)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahaha...
;-)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# everyone knows bees are the best
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# bees!
*bees*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Too many bees
not enough ducks :(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# i like the duck, i can't pay for one.
/paypalless
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Pop a fiver in an envelope and address it to "Rob Manuel on the internets".
You'll have an icon 10 minutes after posting.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Ok, that's it! I've had enough! Who peed on the bloody snowman?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha
and strangely alluring at the same time
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# BAN THIS COLD FILTH!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# That's snow good at all !

Woo
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# been some golden showers before hand?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ice see what you did there
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# said the snowman to the snowwoman
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# ha ha these are great
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# excellent!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Awesome :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Sorry, as I peppered my Linda Mc Cartney Lasagne, it came to me??
-
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Leave Heather Mills alone!
/smudged eyeliner
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# ...'peppered my Linda McCartney Lasagne'?
is that a euphemism?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Mmm
Beardedwife made lasagne last night and I've got some for lunch today.

Unfortunately, my jumper was drying in the room next to the kitchen and today I smell like mince and onions.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Lasagne?
You have the poor man making woman food.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I didn't make him do nuffink!
I came home wtih arms laden with foodstuffs to make steak and ale pie. He was already half way through cooking lasagne by the time I got home.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Now steak and ale pie is the food of kings!
Your beardwife is broken.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah
but I've had him 9 years and the warranty ran out after 5.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Result!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ^this
I want to smell like mince and onions, too.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Smell like a real man. Result!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# put your jumper over your face and inhale
Lasagne flavoured air!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# You would think that was a good thing
but I've got an hour and a half until lunchie goodness and the jumper keeps reminding me of it. :O(
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's the last time I'm eating at your house!!!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# if you pepper it, it will come
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Hehehe
I like the stalk coming out of her head :OD
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# She looks badly Sun Burnt...
She should cover up.

Talking of Cover Ups

?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I have a sort of relative in law from Jersey.
Got a little drunk and he asked me how I was going to vote (this was back a bit) and before I could say anything he said he hoped it would be for the BNP :( He wasn't joking.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Not enough evidence
We can only be grateful that place closed down years ago.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# she's hot
and the woman coloured red isnt bad either
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *drools*
Linda McCartney lasagne is food of the gods

especially with a granary garlic bread and a bottle or two of red wine

yum yum yum yum
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# no
Lasagna with BEEF in it is food of the gods
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# drawn with the left hand on a laptop trackpad, and still its shite
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Why is that bad man wearing a two piece?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
#
cos he's a rather badly drawn womb-man
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# LIES!
It's Les Dawson after having that stomach stapling surgery that Fern Britton had.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# and coming back from the dead
...
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Great Comedians never die
they just go to Dave.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# ha ha ha
or to DVD
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Jade Goody?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Well Spotted Redsushi
It's the spitting image!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it's a crime that such a lovely pair of tits are attached to that chav sow
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# You covet that woman's mongboobs?
GET OUT!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yeah- big tits ftw
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Go buy yourself a cow.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# it's not the same
I've tried
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# cut them off
?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# No no no no no.
She has cervical cancer, not breast cancer.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Stop making the rest of us look bad!
Woo to man in a bikini!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# HOW ARE YOU DRAWING ON MY COMPUTER WTF
*logs out*
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Who's he?
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Kate Beckinsale.
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Ah, him!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# would
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sexeh
... try drawing it upside down next :)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# but how will i look at the laptop screen if i turn it upside down ;)
ashally, that is a good point, i did some paper drawings upside down once upon a time and they came out a lot better than right side up
(thats as far as i got with that drawing on the inside of your brain book)
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# *high fives*
me too!
(, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)

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