b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 35250 (Older | Newer)

#




(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# pfffft
Oh i spang you so hard

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# RIS me up big boy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I'll explain it later
though I was slightly concerned I was going to have to get to York :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks to Ad7 I will be spanging you later
hard
York, pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'll bring the pan
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Just one more thing
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Ah, right.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# CONT FROM PREVIOUS PAGE
Scene 27: INT DAY; Beachfront home of wealthy philantropist Reginald Gutenburg, who's wife was murdered three days ago.

...
GUTENBURG: Will that be all detective? I'm afraid I have a meeting in ten minutes.

COLUMBO: Oh, Yes, sir. Absolutely, you've been most helpful sir, sorry for taking so much of your time.

COLUMBO walks toward the door but stops and turns as he reaches it.

COLUMBO: Oh, just one last...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I realise now that Ad7's response was far simpler :D
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# haha
Columbo formulaic? Never!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# You know, sir, my wife says exactly the same thing...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# oh, dear lord....
*fetches spanging implement*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I finally watched 'Pan's Labyrinth' last night.
Wonderful film. Anyhow, it 'inspired' me to 'shop this...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahaha
personally i felt that film was all eurobollocks
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I fell asleep after the first 30 minutes..
..although that doesn't mean it was a shit film..
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# so did I :D hahah
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Fair enough.
I enjoyed it. It certainly looked fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# it did look great,but i thought it was a bit too..
mnnnnnnnnnugghhhohfuckit
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahah
Succinctly put!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# 'Eurobollocks'
does that mean 'actually has a plot and some depth'?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# no,it means
'i was drunk and didn't feel like staying awake for it'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# typical english response...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# i apologise for having opinions
personally i prefer Eisenstein,Lang,and Murnen to anything made today
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# 'It were all better back in the day!'
You don't work for the daily mail do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# like they've ever heard of Lang :D
the Daily Mail praises Ben Stiller films
i will not be associated with them
-sues-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Retort!
Zoolander is awesome!

Not that I'm not high-brow too. I've actually seen Citizen Kane! All the way through!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# i like zoolander,truth be told :P
david bowie cameo FTW
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Word
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha!!
nice!
got step brothers to watch tonight, seen about 20 minutes already..
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# that film is fuckin funny!
genuine lol moments! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# heehee
I was trying to explain this film to the spanish guys... I was drunk and drew eyes on my palms and did the impression of the monster.

I think their version is Laberinto de fauno or something.

Nice film, but wasn't similar to the david bowie spandex singing kids film i was expecting!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Love that movie! Anyone a fan of The Host BTW, sorta similar film in certain ways that I only recently caught,
went thru the full range of emotions during that too.

Woo to the pic! I get it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I loved The Host
a monster movie that isn't about the monster

Haven't seen pan's yet. Got the DVD but... shame on me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Not watched it, but have this....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I'll just chuck this over the wall and run away...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# grenade!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# grenade her!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# grenade for this boy,grenade for that girl
lalalalala
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# 65 Suet & seeds to the second.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# RAVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Big Box - Little Box - Carboard Fish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Big Board - Little Board - Car Fish Box
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Main board- Talk board- LINKS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# IVESB - Baby!
How are you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i'm ok wobbler!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I'm good...


* Bye then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# pppfffffffftttttthhhhh
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Many a time...
but yours is most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Isn't the point of bog paper to wipe shit *off* your arse, not *onto* your arse?
Woo! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Actually done by Barbarossa using the same source pic!
www.b3ta.com/board/8934094


It's still a cracker though!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Baaaah!
Well, I'm not really surprised TBH...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I prefer yours!
and will *click* accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Aaaaaw!
*hugs & back slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# the only real use for a copy.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Fucking Yeah!
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i don't think you fully understood what he said
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Sorry...

* Looks at properties - Oh I see now...

"560e8059e1.gif" Ha ha ha lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# lolzors
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# i also wish to know this
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
#
^ i spell checked that i did!^
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# NARWHALS FUCK YEAH!
*files in meme catalogue*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Eeeep!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Whatever you are using to host that image
is borking for me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# mops...
mans only predator....
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# hahahahah
yes!, narwhal/mop interface :-D

FUCKING MOPS MAN!
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# FUCKIN NARWHALS MAN, FUCKIN LOOK AT THAT SHIT
NARHWALS EVEN BE KILLIN BIGOTS!! CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT MAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
BUT ARE THEY ON FUCKING STILTS MAN!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Oh, my word.
Please let this come true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# This makes me glee
yay to whales hurting horrible people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Scuse fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I don't think that crazy cat is listening
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# oh gawd, that was a bit too subtle. largely cos i didn't even notice that was James Brown. now makes sense and gets a LOLCLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Mmmmm.... dirty, dirty cakey.....


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Fucking hell!
Rob is looking a bit rough these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
he's got daily mail on his back about the compo...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Fuck me
even Rob couldn't look that rough... could he?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# It's Tiny Tim!
I interviewed him once. He was quite, quite mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Tip Toe Through the Tulips!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# COR!
You NEVAR!? Wow!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# That's lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# verry twee
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# THAT'S Tiny Tim?
I thought it was Frank Zappas nana
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# save me some!!!
pig.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Nom Nom Nom...

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Cake AND ukulele
what a day! Next you'll be telling me it's Friday and I can sod off to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# merry b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hippy Bird Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Easily the disturbance of my morning :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# He's going to set his hair alight in a minute
Silly man
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Robot De Niro


Click here for higher quality version and other crap!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Tip top as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha!!!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# lolol
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Morning Office LOL!

That showed him!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# hehehehehe
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# haha!
ace as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# hahahaha!
I was at the Eden Project a couple of weeks back and they've got a fab range of stuff made form circuit boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Ha ha Grand stuff
woo'ed
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Laugh!?
I nearly shat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# The original pairing wasn't quite so successful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Is that the fella from May to December?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Yes
he's a lady from January through April
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# roffle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# i don't know...
he's bald enough, take the glasses off and I couldn't tell the difference!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# he's actually got a bigger forehead!
nings fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# word up dude!
*does elaborate hand gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Snowbama
Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# A Blu-Tac model I made:

Based on a Fender Stratocaster.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Is it actual size?
If so then it's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# It's about the size it is in the pic
But not the actual size of a proper guitar. I ran out of blu-tac doing that.
(Calump too many camels spoil the hummus, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I used to do those...

* Goes off the search....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# "And the rain came down ..."


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# "and the floods went up"
old (sunday) skool
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# nicely sir
i must admit i'm really liking these, you've certainly hit on a winner, have a gold star and take the rest of the day off as a reward.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Oh thank you, sir, thank you sir!
*doffs cap, backs out of the room, runs as fast as fast to the pub for a proper session on the whisky*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# These are really ace.
I remember it was from a tube station but I couldn't get which it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# King's Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Very nice, Sir.
Mind if I put this here? It's not worth it's own thread.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# LOL!
Battenbjorn? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Close.
Think of his surname. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# that's what the man said, edit/ well not exactly
* cleans spec's
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Now I am confused.....
Battenilienastase? LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Battenborg, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Oh shit,
Really? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# but it's a racquet, not a bat...!
Racquetandberg?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Mmmm ... cake ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# yes Cake!
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
I like your use of the old channel 5 logo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *spangs hard*
battenborg
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Beautiful stuff
'ning all. Have a pea from late last night before I have to go entertain the little'un.

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Nice hedgehog hat addition :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
WHaT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# That's lully
Toilet seats all replaced. Fortunately I used to be part of the McClaren pit crew changing the F1 car's toilet seats so it didn't take long.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Hurrah!
Have you secured them in any way against future theft?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yes
I left a three coiler on there:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# *bokes*
mind you that might still attract a certain kind of 'specialist' thief...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# What?
A turd burglar?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Nicely nicely
is that from Mikey's photo?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Mikey?
I am Mikey!

Hahahaha

It's one of my own photos: www.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/3020002200/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I'm confused now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Time for the has-beens to eat testicles again!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
still don't know which is which
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Ant ALWAYS stands on the left apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Dec is the one on the right,
but I am not sure which one is Ant unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I know which ones are PJ and Duncan though!
Watch us wreck the mic,
Watch us wreck the mic,
Watch us wreck the mic!

PSYCHE!

Awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# :D
I fucking loved PJ and Duncan!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# O_o


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# PSYCHE!
I'm not admitting to liking them

ever



you can't make me talk
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I would like to point out
that, as I am sure with you, I was young enough and foolish enough to at the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# i have never ever seen them
ever.

and i'm not clicking the link because i want it to stay that way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# YOU HAVE NOT LIVED!
That is one of the greatest songs of all time!

It isn't Let's get ready to rumble....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Song yes.
performers no
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Oh come on,
everybody knows that the monkees pale in comparison to PJ and Duncan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Get Geoff down the Jungle, he know's which is which!
He had his favourites? Why did he get shut down again???
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# pfffft....
I haver to ask though, who actually watches this shit?

And George Takai? I thought you had a bit of pride left...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# My wife will watch it.
Every minute of it.
Help me.
Please.
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I'd leave her
come to my house for beer and football instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Define decade : Ant
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Have you made Ant's forehead smaller?
Subtle...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# damn you
I thought that wouldn't have been noticed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# noooooo
it's a crime against nature

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Popping down the Grove...
Wait for us PJ, I've got Geoff's mags!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast (but a new comp entry!)
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Haha!

But really: rearoasts for compo go in an existing thread.

*nazis in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# duly noted for next time
if there is one
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Too late man,
too late. :P

Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Game over man, Game over !!



/aliens
(Flappers, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Is that where that saying is from?
/everyday is a school day blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Why don't we just build a campfire?
Sing a coupla songs?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# What what what?
Ning Em! How was Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Further lines from the same scene
Wales was splendid ta.

Long walks, log fires, real ales, sandcastles...everything a proper holiday should be
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hello the Redsushi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Hello the Mediocre.
How is you the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# i AM QUITE FINE

Sorry for unexpected capslock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahahahah
*lick*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
But what Medi said.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# hahaha!!
like the A-bomb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I want BlackJacks now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# 4 for a penny
those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
# I remember 2 for a penny....
those were the days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Funny, yet true


My dad actually did say that immigrants caused global warming.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Fantastic sig you've got there.
I always liked, "Taking the 'the' out of psychotherapist."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:10, archived)
# I put the lol in philology
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# can't spell "crap" without "rap"
nor "country" without "cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# I have been known to...
Put the NING into meaningless

And put the "ivesb" in Digestives Biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# I put the 'intern' in 'internet'
while you're offering
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Get me a triple low fat fair trade wet cappucino with hazelnut syrup and two brown sugars along with a copy of the FT and the latest Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# I only have regular coffee

Black, like my men
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# haha, i was shouting that on election day
"i'll take my coffee like i like my presidents...! tall, black and kenyan!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Half Kenyan.
It's a blend.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# yeah, too bad biden's name can't be made into a milk pun
or this would be a joke to sustain me for the next four years
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Something to do with the name Joe?
I don't know. I've not been to sleep yet. Don't hassle me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# yeah, i thought of that too
too much grammar finagling to think about at this hour
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# Don't Americans refer to Coffee as Joe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# See I have a mate called Coffee*
but his real name is Alan

it would be weird if Americans called him Joe for some reason

* not, as I usually have to point out, for racial reasons...he's whiter than I am
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# RACIST!
How can you be whiter that you? You look like you were born into a vat of Vanish Oxi action ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# He just drinks coffee is all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Shittest reason for a nickname ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# I like my coffee like my women.
Exported from South America in a box.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# I like my coffee how I like my women
freshly roasted and in a cup

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:47, archived)
# But you got the Viz right?
I can't have my morning dump without it.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# Certainly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# You're going to make it big in this business kid.
*goes for poo*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# What you doing on here this morning?
You know it isn't the evening right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# It is if you haven't slept yet.
I don't know why but I'm wide awake.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You are a mental fella!
SLEEP IS AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i put the cum in your mum
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Sorry I'm TJing.
Grrr I'm well pissed off. I'm dying for a crap and some little scrote has nicked every fucking toilet seat in the fucking place!
It's going to cost me over 100 quid to replace them all!

EDIT: Oh and posting something that was created using a generator is not considered your own work.

EDIT EDIT: Hot linked and this took about 30 seconds as I, like you, selected the first options rather than actually spending time on it.



EPIC EPIC FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# *you* stole the seats just so you could make that joke!
*Clouseaus*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: Fathers for Justice did it! It's in the Mail so it must be true!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# The motherfuckers................oh wait......they probly are.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# *RIMSHOT*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Heh
It would have to be, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# £100 to replace them!!!!
That much will leave you (caught) short.

But what an odd thing to steal?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Tell me about it!
I've been through the whole building, they're not on site. I even went out of the way to get funky bogseats.
Sadly they're going to have to be replaced with crappy cheap ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# those ones with shag carpeting always made me ill
every once in a while some clod will get a bit of mess on the toilet seat - why on earth would you want to deal with that happening to a piece of carpet you put your bare ass on at least once a day?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# I know
It's a double entry into the "Procrastination".

I am rather lazy, I'm sorry.
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# Well if you can't be bothered to put the energy into it.
Don't knock shuff off the bottom of the board belonging to people that did! You couldn't even be arsed to host it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# It is an image challenge, you do know that?

Image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# if find the image challenging enough
i'm finding all of these front page add some text about immigrants and nazis challenging.

edit/ shame really because i'm just scrolling straight past them on the board, i'm sure some are even funny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Ah, the voice of reason ;)
Good morning gstq!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# good morning mr mediocre
that's the nicest thing anyone's said about me in ages, you old charmer you.

good morning the rest of you too.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# See my sig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:53, archived)
# why on earth would anyone want to steal used toilet seats?
...actually, I probably don't want to know...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# Guerilla art maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# maybe it's a salad-fingers-esque little man who hoards them in his hut
giving special names and running his fingers down each and every one
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# *shudders*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# wot's the matter? d-do you not like my mouth words?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Arrest Banksy NOW!

Maybe this is the same guy?

www.officer.com/web/online/Top-News-Stories/Thief-Makes-Off-With-2-000-Toilet-Seat/1$28119
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# go to your worst adversary's house
bring some toilet paper, and do it all over his front porch. leave your wipes there too.

god, i wish i hated someone enough to do that, cos i totally would.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# If I did that I'd do it properly.
I'd get one of those hospital commode thingies so I could sit in comfort.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# kind of defeats the purpose of directly defecating onto someone's property
you could just do it from the comfort of your own home and then chuck the contents at their porch
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# I love the idea of having enough adversaries to be able to grade them from Best to Worst
Surely the best adversary would be the one who's attempting to kill you, while the worst would be the one who just writes 'willy' in the dirt on the back of your car...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# hahaha
Or best adversary would be the one you at least get along with when the missus is around
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# What a fucking cock
what does he need two seats for anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# Four:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# It's a toilet seat nicking chain sweeping the country
Now you have to steal some, if you break the chain you get 10 years bad luck.

I'd do McDonalds first.
'ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# 14th november - Dawn
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:41, archived)
# oooh. i like this. any chance of a wistful scarecrow of despondency?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:50, archived)
# That's super lully
Misty pinkish mornings are the best....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# That's lovely
I clicked.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# oooh that's so atmospheric
The view of the sky from my bedroom window this morning looked a little like that. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# POST MORE SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:57, archived)
# What... Like this
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:07, archived)
# That picture makes me sad
in many different ways
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:21, archived)
# * Tickles Captain Skippy in the private parts

There you go - Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:02, archived)
# what's he doing?
i can't tell
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:25, archived)
# he's obviously surfing the internets
don't you see the tubes?!
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:38, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# i'll just roast this then
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Okay!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# I read the guardian
I found no main character, flimsy plot. But lots of jobs that weren't jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# ROTFL
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# haha
NING
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
# ning ning
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# create your own?
NING
^I did^
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:03, archived)
# why the hell am I at work at this time of day?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 7:32, archived)
# lol-o-copter
(~MMD and where dose one what this so hard?, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I have already!
b3tabunker.ning.com/

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Every once in a while, usually whilst under the influence of mind altering drugs, i accidently post on the wrong board.
*The satire was not missed btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Me too
I end up missing the point. It normally takes someone to point it out but... I need to be dragged out of the pub first

Edit: i'm glad it wasn't. I hate explaining humour
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:37, archived)
# i read the news today...
...i can't close my eyes,
and make it go away.
How long?
How long must we sing this song?
How long?
How looooooonnnggg...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
# If i ever met Bono....i would step on him as i would an annoying sugar thieving ant.
*would not step on ant in real life

There might come a day
When he's treading on you
Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head
Legs come looking for you
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Really?
As far as I'm concerned, he's just a cunt! :o)

edit: Atomic got it right
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:45, archived)
# undeniably this^
*thinks we may need a Bono compo next week
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Agreed
How much had Bono lied to us is a perfectly objective compo :o)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Bono would destroy you with a single glance...
...you'd be weak in the knees and unable to move... (ha ha...i'm not a U2 fan...i just felt like singing)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:47, archived)
# knee glancing is not fatality.....
*attempts midget humour
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Ouch
Walks funny due to midget kneeing him in the happy sacks
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:50, archived)
# can't type...
...too busy laughing...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:52, archived)
# hahaha
He aimed for one...
but got two
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)
# My experiences led to a similar conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8936196


WOULD! btw
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:50, archived)
# Hmm...
goes for hand shandy
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:52, archived)
# *helps
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:53, archived)
# Hmmm...
Is grateful for a distinct lack of oral...

Tit wanks all the way!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:55, archived)
# Two birds with one stone..
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:00, archived)
# best invention...
...EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Oh my god!
I'm there. As long as her face is around, I have somewhere to cum
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:04, archived)
# best mitt


ever
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# as seen
on a TV.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# are those teeth real?
i think she needs some wood to gnaw
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:06, archived)
# only the teeth are real
the rest is shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:08, archived)
# wow...
...that fat looks real!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:11, archived)
# i can almost taste it
.leaves a bitter marmite-like aftertaste
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# now why does that look like some distant member of the Manuel family
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# she was in the Dating Section...
...wasn't she?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)
# Wishfull thinking dear Atomic.....wishfull thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)
# it's true then...
....all the good ones are taken..... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:02, archived)
# there is still a few available

you would have to be pissed though
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:13, archived)
# hey Adam...what's up?...
...HHHAAAAAAAAAAA HHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:15, archived)
# Her sister is still available
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:14, archived)
# ...and here she is today... still flexible!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:18, archived)
# this makes me cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:19, archived)
# i jus piss leaked
hahhahhahhahhahhhaaahhhahhahhahha
BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:20, archived)
# plenty more where that came from...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# I have portraits of the family to complete your collection
Here is the well-educated Uncle Irving
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:27, archived)
# we are two wild and krazy girls...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:36, archived)
# ..with a crazed stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:43, archived)
# stalking this:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)
# She has let herself go since I last saw her
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# sadly, her more popular cousin is taken
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:26, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:29, archived)
# oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# i was waiting for this from someone
OH WAIT HOOZ THAT IN THE BACKGROUND TO DO THE RAYPING
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)
# a lurker.................................................................................... (it's been fun guys... good night!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# oooh
i can finish the night on a fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds