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# The flash is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Haha:)
Proof that no-one reads those stickers.
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# supoib :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# likey
clicksy
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Ewoks look sinister though with bad photography
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Haha.
*I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)
# they should have a sticker that says
"god you are shit at taking photos, stop it now"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:28, archived)
# and possibly also
"your photos will end up in some folder on your pc or in a drawer after a one-time view only, never to be seen again.
you don't need those pictures. Don't start taking them at all."
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ha ha ha !
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=O0V2VRCJCKA
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha, I love R2D2's voice.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *sobs*
LEAVE GEORGE LUCAS ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# this has been in my head

Original
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Lego of the past man!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *looks at source*
Damn I'm going to have to go downstairs soon as I don't have PS on this PC.
I've seen so many images that I wanted to countershop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I wanted to put
cocksuit woman in a tank
but I couldn't find the right one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Yes you want the right cocksuit woman if you're doing that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)
# you like the woman with flippers?
.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# had me worried
I thought I'd posted the photoshop file for a moment.

There's a storm trooper in there making up the numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
# "The Village People are hiring extras for a new West End stage show"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# and tell
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# scary
Are village people the only band in the world not to currently have a west end smash hit musical with a story tortuously twisted around their lyrics?

Coming soon I am sure as soon as they have the cast and figured out how the story moves from the navy to a popular fitness club for men.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:11, archived)
# "In The Navy"
The New Village People muscial sensation!
Watch as sailors pretend to bum each other on board the USS Camp, except for one, who actually was gay.
All their favourite hits (the only two you'll remember, anyway), woven into the mash-up that is the plot."

New image challenge - unlikely West End musicals?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:20, archived)
# could be a good challenge
Even the unlikely ones seem to get made. Not seen the one based on Madness but wonder how the narrative develops.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:24, archived)
# That was one step beyond.
/gets coat and prepares for punning war
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Done - added as a challenge suggestion
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post304411

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Noooooo!
Don't Toryfy Lego! Please!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ^^^ this
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# if its in your head
you have to get it out there...
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# True
but life under the Tories was pretty awful really.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)
# yep, I'm no fan of tories or labour.
When tories ruled I didn't have any money. Now I get wound up as I've lost most of it in the last few months.

Osborne warned Labout could trigger a run on the pound, what another one? it's down 25% in 3 months already.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Quite mad really,
but why would the opposition mention the collapse of sterling if their intention was really to quell the panic and restore some sanity to the country?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Their first intention is to get Labour out,
which involves that kind of self-serving party-politics. No wonder no one has any faith in politics in Britain.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:51, archived)
# So it's political point scoring
just so they can get their noses deeper in the trough, even if it's at the expense of the public's well being?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:55, archived)
# As long as they make it look like Labour's fault
then yes, I doubt it's anything else.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Is nothing sacred?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Damn you Saatchi and Saatchi
There is nothing that can't be corrupted so beautifully. Excellent picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# thank you
I will now get back to proper work.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Too fucking true...
which is why I can go on a bender tonight.
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:29, archived)
# pffft
new dole figures
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Moving heavy stuff around for money?
Sounds close enough to me :P
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Super!
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)
# drink?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Intern Capsicum?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)
# haha, since people asked 'dr pepper?' to your last one, the appropriate reply is 'coke head?'
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# at this time of the day......... ok then
is it Panda cola
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I miss panda cola.
I want some.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# you can still get panda cola
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I know, but I can't get anywhere that sells it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941556
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# if it's any consolation, I can't get to a tesco's easily either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941563
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:44, archived)
# You're so misunderstood!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# [The Doctor Will See You Now...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:48, archived)
# cliiick
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i need a doctor
but which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ITV News Penis jacket
My girlfriend was watching ITV news at lunch time, when she saw this amazing jacket, took a photo and sent me a picture message of it.





Classic cock
(binarymilk Rossz csillag alatt született, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I see what you've done there.
I'd have a gander through the FAQ while you're at it.

EDIT: Obviously modelled on Hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What about the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# It's a great read.
The butler did it in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# spoilers you dick. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I didn't say he did it in the end of what:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ok, it's an anal creampie I get the idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Still has more nutritional content that a MacDOnald's apple pie:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Who's end?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# The's
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yours, if you are lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that's what I wanted to hear.
yeah, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# well she is a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Never met her:P
Well there was that one time at band camp.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
#

EDIT: Referring to physical size, not filesize, FAQsters :p
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# War wigwam!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# it has a mouth and little black eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# you posted that crap, you have now pushed all the good stuff down the board with that piece of crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# you're only saying that because you were at the top
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# no
It's ok if it is a picture that some one has shopped or made from scratch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# But that would imply RPS was crap...
Is there no god?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# RPS is only crap if the photo is crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# not on a sunday there isn't
he's hiding from all the worshippers
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I can imagine a booming, etheral, voice over the congregation:
"LA LA LA LA. I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# one banana, two banana, 3 banana more
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# how can you not like a cock suit?
its one of a kind
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# a picture of a bitch wearing a cock suit, is one of a kind
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha - can it be milked?
minor tj...
this happened 100yds from my house a few weeks ago:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# were they aiming for your house
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# no;
overtaking a van that was turning right
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# stupid sods, serves them right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# or
swerved them left
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# classic cock? a description of yourself?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# pffft
how are you my meaty friend
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# bored shitless, recovering from what I suspect was a bit of food poisoning and trying to nut out a costume that makes me look like a playing card.
you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# working.
i win.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# There there pal, it's a very amusing image, I like how a poppy suddenly turns into an obscure Prince Albert piercing
All the same I feel I must prewarn you for the wrath that you may endure for such a size of the image. I would have suggested editing it to a smaller size and then a zoomed image of the cock pocket at hand (one photoshopped in a hand wouldn't be amiss either) Nevertheless it's early afternoon on a sunday so you may not face a full disciplinary hearing but you may get some comments as it appears you already have. Still I tittered.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I thought 85 kB was ok now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I was thinking more of the visual aspect, i.e it's rather large compared to a domesticated centipede.
I have no qualms about the file size however, I'm not much of a bother about that, really I download enough and use an internet connection so precarious it might as well be a likelyhood I get cut off as I write this.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# 's not that big :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Big enough to cause two complaints.*
And I have had a domesticated centipede. T'was a lovely beast from down near Stroud.

*Edit: well one with a Wedge inspired theme.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Centipedes are awesome.
I have a cornsnake
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Centipedes are evil bity poisonous fuckers
The big ones, anyway. Not domesticated ones though, because they'd be de-venomed.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Indeed :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# well I had to take images of centipedes for a project I did
I exaggerate when I say domesticated, what it was a beast I basically put in a tupperware box, in my defense, however, if you can't escape from there, I'd say your feral quality has to be considered carefully.
Nevertheless from the pictures I took I made a centipede from pears soap and wax


Click for slightly Bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)
# FAQ says 100 now for stills, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Awwww!
*Puts torch and pitchfork away*
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# READ THE FAQ!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It's probably a good idea to do this.
Even with my lack of postage (frankly I blame the odd A level and foundation course consuming my time) I too have read the leviathan of knowledge and etiquette.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# bit poorly aimed for a prince albert
i thought that was supposed to be on the bell
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That's true
I guess my imagination just jumped to a conclusion that wasn't there since it wanted to use a classic symbol and turn it into something different in that brilliant post modern sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Lunch time today?
Doubtful, armistice day's over. Nobody's wearing their poppies any more
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# She probably got told she didn't have to wear it any more
she then beat the shit out of that person, because she wants to wear it

edit: plus it is only 12:48, so it's not lunch time yet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I will wear my poppy with my cock jacket!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I have a feeling she has a big anger issue, does that Katie
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Agreed on it not being lunch time yet
My beef lunch has just gone in the oven :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# me want beef :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# With chilli, cinnamon and coriander!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# lovely, might have to go and get some beef and make foods
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I can't remember what beef tastes like.
It's over £5 / lb here just for poor-quality mixed meat mince.
And we're surrounded by f***ing cows, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# where are you?
it is only about £2 at tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Switzerland.
They have a government-sponsored mark-up to price out the foreign imports. I can buy Swiss cheese cheaper in Frnace than in Switzerland...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Switzerland is fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# I have a Victory pin, it's still pretty dapper but kind of pisses on all those really sadly inexpensive graves for all the German soldiers and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# eh?
I'm confused.. Have I done something wrong?

(binarymilk Rossz csillag alatt született, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# No you haven't
But some people complain about real (un-altered photos)
Yours however has a b3ta meme (cdc) in it so it is ok for a quiet day like today
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Army girl


Not too happy with the face
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# saggy lady pillows ftw!
nicely:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# real boobs ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# phwoar!
Partons!

EDIT: Jebus this new song from the G'n'R franchise has the biggest of big Slash shaped holes in it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# the new g n r song is crap
i have to say that i am starting to like the ac/dc song
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# That's why I said franchise
Rose owns the name. It was foolish or the others to let him have it but It's not what the band were about.
Velvet Relvoler are/were far more in the spirit of the band that the current G'n'R are.
AC/DC are AC/DC and that wil never change. The new Cure album has some great moments too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I tried to listen to the new Cure album, but its was to depressing
I can do without depressing things at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Good move
Lets face it The Cure have never been depressing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# cor!
that's rather nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That's one hell of a camel toe!
;D

Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# camel toe's are there to tease you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Bastards!
Ning Earl! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# better
how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Nice work, Loo-tenant Tits.
That's what I'd have called her, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# she is a Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Captain's bars are bronze, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# no
silver
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Gah!
You're right!

www.army.mil/symbols/armyranks.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I know :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Ahh the double bars, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I saw that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# your powers of observation do you credit mr bond
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# After being depicted by so many actors
What is the Bond age:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# well put a bag over it. would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# what's
this crap?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:31, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# *click
+lols
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Hahaha yays to cute rodent products!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)
# arf!
I'm hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# do you want them warmed up?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Naaa
I've been keeping them warn between my buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
Hint of honey & nuts then?
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It brings all the boys to the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# not again
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah they should know better.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# teefs + clit.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# needs more Nixon
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)
# vey woo
but what is he/her climbing out of?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha-if that's a nose i'm a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# SPANGFIGHT!!!

it was going to be biggar but i ran out of killerbites
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I fucking love this
woo you flash git

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)
# <s>flash</s>
GIF
html knowledge denied
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# not flash as in program,
as in flashiness and sharp clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# i know
i just trying to be a twat and failing
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha that's great
I can see that being used a lot:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Spangasm!
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
this is woosome
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hah
Epic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)
# OH MY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# HAHA!!
nice, I expect this will get used when the puns start rolling out!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# You have about 160kb left :]
Also: Hahahah, wonderful stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# lolz-spang 'im barry etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Stick that up your exhaust pipe!
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# ahahaha
nice
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Oh, I like this...
*ker-licks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I don't have a car. Is it OK if i shove it up my arse?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Hey, whatever floats your boat.
I'm guessing you don't have one of those either?
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I did a floater this morning if that counts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
HMS Sweetcorn?
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)
# HMS Crunch Nut Cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# But surely
with today's modern bicycles, you could do the trench run successfully if you peddled hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# And not incur the conjestion charge!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i reckon if you made a successful run in a juggernaut you'd be ok
since the destruction of the "small moon" would result in the loss of all congestion charge records
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That's very ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Ha! "Warning : Rebel Alliance!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# oh my god this is fuckin great!
:D *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Skinny sex! Illustrated by BB.

Grrr. Talk. Talk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# BurgerBreath
what ever happened to him?

apart from getting banned all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)
# eh who?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# way before your time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Last posted 25 July 2005
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32592
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)
# *shakes fist*
edit: also...

"While attending school, [singer Charlotte] Martin experienced "real life," from living with her goth roommate and dealing with typical college-like drama..."

(From a singer bio on last.fm :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Your link is better :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ah him, one of the best front pages I have ever seen
img162.exs.cx/img162/1525/pandaclass0ol.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ah the miracle of the ~
www.b3ta.com/~Burger%20Breath
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# and why did he keep getting banned?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# That information is classified 'Ultraviolet'.
(I don't remember :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# too many penis textures
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# also, lots of drama when said images were linked by mods
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)
# probably also: the naughty step didn't exist back then, so it was either banned or stern words.
And he'd already been banned as sigma5.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)
# funny, i can't remember why he was getting banned all the time
I was too good at shopping though, he made some of the best pictures ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Bugs Bunny instead of Jolly Jack.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# i'd love to try that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# OMG IT'S ANTHRO-ART YOU INTOLERANT BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# nings
is there a doctor in the house?...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# He has accidentally the whole thing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# 4chan is that way, matey

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Well, at one level, it's associating sex with creepy crawlies.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# "sodomized"
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# TJ
I worth while cruisade!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I WORTH WHILE CRUISADE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Why the fuck are they illegal anyway?
I guess as pets? Or is "ferret" some sinister Californian slang for deviant sexual practices?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Naaa.
Probably just worried they'd run for governer and get more votes that the Governator.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Sometimes I worry that on b3ta people think of "4chan" as "the rest of the internet".
I hope we aren't too insular.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I saw 4chan mentioned on a popular web forum once. I didn't care for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# The things I hear about it are a lot funnier than the things I see when I look at it.
I think it's all a big lie, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# In fairness it's all old content and repeated memes. Gets tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# All I ever see is old porn and repeated porn.
Sometimes an awkward question or a "post ending with" thing.

WHERE ARE THESE FUNNIES I HEAR SO MUCH ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# The funnies I found were on /v/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I found a pc vs console flamewar populated entirely by trolls
that was kinda funny I geuss.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)
# look for a "you laugh you lose" thread
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well there are all those sites _not_ dedicated to pictures of nonsense.
Like wiki..twitter, is it? Yes, Wikitwitter, that's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Someone at work was trying to convince me that twitter was cool
by showing me how he could see what John Cleese was doing at any given moment on his phone.

I WAS NOT CONVINCED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Perfect for the fleeting moment where you simply must know what John Cleese is doing to reassure yourself that, yes, you are infact worthless.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# He accidentally the whole bottle?
Did some kids some to the playground and then you accidentally it all?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# the whole bottle lol
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Stop trolling me, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I wish the screaming would start.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Screaming on a popular web forum is something I don't care for.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I dare you to tell me that in three years time.
I DARE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Remind me in ~3 years, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I HAVE SET AN ALARM AND I WILL FIND YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)
# dr. cokehead
cockhead. get it?

and nings board
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Fucking cokeheads!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ningles ghosty,
wasn't here all weekend, did i miss anything?

/daily mail compo didn't go away on the weekends blog
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Not really. Business as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yeah
they gonna sue archie eventually
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahah wrong one:P
Oopsy. May have meant to post this:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# haha
this just means you got to many of those

but i like this one. yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Naaa
That was a take on the one on top. It's the most used source image for this compo and most people don't realise that it's been stamped by Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth its own post.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha
They're after our jobs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahahaaaa
I like this, and would probably nab this silk fish.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft. Cokehead Fizzician.
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
#
thankyou. have a point
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# A pint? Don't mind if I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
Dr. Pepper?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# No
I think it was orginally a head.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 16th november - The Mose scores a 30 yard screamer
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Pfft!
Lying in bed giggles at that one.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# can Paul Ince sign him please, we could do with some one who scores
and a goalkeeper who can save the ball

very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Huzzah
Have you drawn a yeti yeti?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I think I have for something else
but not as a daily.

I'l add it to the list
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# will you be doing pictures of us at some point?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Maybe
To be honest, I can't wait to stop doing these daily things, they don't half drag on sometimes.
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bosh is a fantastic goal scoring sound effect!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Also : "Bish-bash-bosh" is a great phrase. It's mostly an all-purpose word, is "Bosh".
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# POO IN A FUCKING BALLOON ALREADY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Maybe next weekend
I have a good one brewing but I don't want to be late for work. With shit on my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# ...Again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# The first time you can explain away.
If it happens twice, people ask questions.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Ha! "People have been asking ... questions"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# ALSO:
I just started playing leaf green on a gba emulator and I caught a pikachu and a mankey before I got to the first gym.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Try to catch the ability to shit on command.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I'm on a diet
there's only so much shit being produced.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# That's never 30 yards!
it looks more like 27.5 yards...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# That particular camera lens always make it look like that
Its more obvious from the stands
(PagettyPol something something something, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Took faaaaar too long. Doesn't look that good but there's only so much you can do with an image using only the source.


boobie gnops. Are the new boobies and gnops.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Nicely done. It didn't look that difficult till I saw the source. Christ.
Have an anime type Sarah as a prize

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# She actually doesn't look that different.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I wanted to do something really extreme
But I liked the way minor changes actually turned out so I left it.
"Original
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I reckon her tuppence smells
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Yes, it smells of kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I was thinking more of 3 month old fish
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Really?
I must investigate your theory very soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# still looks like Zelda from Terrahawks, or is it Jo Whiley of the future, sorry I mean now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Having done it I can think of a better way I could have gone about it. That's the learning curve with these sorta things.
Although creating a second arm was a bit of a bitch:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# what are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Just tattyshop
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# try painter x
it is more free flowing, has a real feel to it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Wouldn't really make a difference
The sample area for the middrift is extremely limited and the sample range limits it even more due to the interweaving.

Coz lets face it, that's your sample area.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# fake boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# ?
But Dolly Parton is famous for them all being hers. Or am I missing something?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# no, they are fake, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Possibly they are now in her dotage.
They never used to be though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I didnt know they did fake boobs in 1967
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9m_OvYkoyeE

oh well perhaps :/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I didn't notice the second arm til now.
Even more kudos on the shop, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Why was this so easy to make?
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Zomg!!!
Police forces will infiltrate my home and rape kittinzies!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# My favourite is always "political correctness gone mad"
You could play Bingo with these phrases.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hmmm
politically correct ministers are thinking of new ways to felch my grandmother?

well that's an evil scheme!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
I like supper.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems a bit weak and lefty to me...
Here, let me get that for you:
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# cherry vector


Click for wallpaper(65KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# how confusing. it's a cherry vector, but it's not your vector cherry...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ^ Needs more white
NING BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# It's too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I don't like the font.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# ^this
the fontwork is ghastly
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# needs more comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Oh noes... what have I started.

PS. I had you last night k3b/-\b!

* Has a little sick taste left in mouth...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I was a good idea at the time, but not right for you now?
heard that before. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# * I knew you were going to say that

Right, I' off th Church now..

Church / The Pub / Football / Shooping / Walk the dogs / Bed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# oh a cherry, have a unit vector in R^2 in return: (1,0)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# click>save image as>OK
I had yer cherry!:P

woo and 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# oooh
finally! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I like this cherry. Nicely done.
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Coolness

are you doing the whole fruitbasket?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# thinking about it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# lolol.
cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# She's all out of proportion, poor girl


I'm having a gnops weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# what a lovely pair of gnops she has


(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Oh yes indeed. Very informative.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8939893
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# PASS THE MIND BLEACH
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# *scrub, scrub* *scrub, scrub*


There you go, sir. Good as new.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# mernnnngtl mernnnngtl
ERROR ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Yay!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# with a forehead like that
she could be Ant and Dec's sister
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Braw.
I'm not sure if she's about to cry or is nibbling on a tiny little peanut.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# i think
she may be about to cry because she is nibbling on a tiny little peanut and ironically feels for its plight
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ha.
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# She looks fine to me... what bits did you change?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I made the norks bigger.








I like saying norks ... norks, norks, norks, norks, norks, norks ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# snork, snork, snork, snork, snork, snork, snork, snork,
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# You're just hearing what you want to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Woo...

*Fwaps som more
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# don't hide in the shadows...

(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# Fluff!
I found a dead sparrowhawk near the bus stop yesterday morning. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Maybe they should lay on more buses.
How long had he been waiting?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:56, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Fluffy is ripe for a comeback.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# i miss no hands
i should really revive Count Scrotula but i'm waiting until i learn flash...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# YES
I've been waiting to learn flash for years, too.

I should probably stop waiting and look into it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# i just assumme i will wake up one morning
and be able to use it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# To be completely honest, this technique has actually worked for me before.
NOW I'M A LIFE COACH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# just wait till you've spent years using it
and then Adobe rewrite it so it's incomprehensible again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# maybe they should lay on more buses...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# woo!


sorry couldn't resist it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:55, archived)
# top sponging
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Shake it - shake - shake it - shake it - uh oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 7:39, archived)
# phwoar
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 7:51, archived)
# HELLO I HAVE A QUESTION
Anyone know anything about painting tshirts?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)
# You get a t-shirt
You paint it. Don't put it in the wash without putting it in the oven first.

What did you want to know?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# I want to paint a playing card design onto a white tshirt
do i really need very expensive paint?
what goes wrong?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# do you mean like the backs of the cards or
the ace of spades?

if the ace of spades i'd buy 4 bubblejet printer tranfers and cut them out...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:29, archived)
# front and it's the king and jack of hearts
what are the transfers (i don't have a bubblejet printer though)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:31, archived)
# you can take your design to qwik copy (or similar) and they will print it out for you.
or there are places on the web
google fabric tranfers...

these are the transfer thingies
www.canon.com.au/products/bubble_jet_supplies/iron_on_transfers.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# you can buy iron-on transfer paper at most office supply-type shops
and if you don't have access to a decent printer you can go to kinkos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Do you have a craft shop chain in Oz?
Sort of place you can get hold of watercolours, cross-stitch, beads, that kind of thing?

You can get hold of various sorts of paints and pens for t-shirt work, or there are transfer kits you can get so you can do the design on the PC and iron it onto the t-shirt, but I think they're pricier. Only real problem is when you get to the end of two hours' work and smudge it ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# ok thanks all for the advice
i've been googling and will consider options...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# I saw you could get t-shirt tranfer paper in Staples
I guess you print them out and iron them on, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# probably a bit small I want most of the front of the shirt painted
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:27, archived)
# You can print all the parts of the design on separate pieces and then use the magic of scissors and being careful to achieve your goal
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:33, archived)
# can I draw on them rather than print, beacuse all I have is a laser printer
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# KINKOS, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# Also, if you have your heart set on drawing on a shirt,
just put some cardboard in the middle and buy some permanent markers.

I assumed that you've already considered this option but maybe I was making an ass of u and me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# HELLO I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO RECOMMEND IRON-ON TRANSFERS
Unless you want to invest in a silk screen, that is.

Iron-on transfers are great - $6 for a decent white shirt and you're laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:32, archived)
# Is that a helicopter helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# shake it like a bollywood preacher!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# LIKE A SOLENOID SWITCH-A
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:07, archived)
# ai-iss
n' tittez

aiss n tittiez

aiss aiss tittiez tittiez aiss n' tittiez
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:07, archived)
# GRAB A LADY'S ASS GRAB GRAB A LADY'S ASS
GRAB GRAB GRAB GRAB GRAB A LADY'S ASS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:08, archived)
# put a donk on it!
i guess
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)
# tam blyad
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# dat iz sick
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:08, archived)
# she seems to have some kind of flap twitching
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)
# DOUBLE FLAPPAGE
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# They're so majestic in flight...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Ace
love it that it says 'Airstream' on the front
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:12, archived)
# i tried to animate it and failed...
...:(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:22, archived)
# B3ta / TheCastrator got in the Grauniad TV Guide yesterday

First link
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# TheCastrator did you receive payment?
Please say no, I would like to join a campaign against this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# He he very good....
I partiually like the font at number ten in the "The 10 most overlooked events in history."

This has teh Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Wow.
A direct link! I suppose that's a good thing but I suppose you could argue that it's going to spawn more image theft.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
Isn't the whole point of posting on b3ta to get your stuff seen? You know, so people email your pictures around and laugh at them?

Why do people even bother if there's this constant looming threat of people "stealing" their images?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# for you perhaps
Others, obviously not
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# SPACEBALLS: THE PREQUEL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:17, archived)
# oh yeah...
...i forgot about that! (Spaceballs rules!)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:23, archived)
# That is quite literally
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:23, archived)
# it seats 8 adults comfortably...
...the landings are kinda bumby though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:26, archived)
# 8 seated & 4 standing?
DO NOT TALK TO THE DRIVER WHILE THE CARAVANAPLANE IS IN MOTION
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:34, archived)
# we're over the middle east now...
...time to dump the potties.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# DO NOT TALK TO THE DRIVER WHILE THE CARAPLANE IS ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# I see no fire
however your advice is wholly relevant
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# that's because I'm not onboard yet
with my delivery of fire :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Winnebagogo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:56, archived)
# thank you for flying Airstream Airlines...
...Buh-bye!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Nice, I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# midnightdrunkrepostinfernogayshift
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:03, archived)
# desreves adrunkasfuck retort
pearoasting in a newthreadisnotaloud youCYUNet.
NAZIMAZNAZIMAZINAZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# El reposto?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:22, archived)
# JUMP IN THE LINE, SHAKE YOUR BODY IN TIME
OH YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:50, archived)
# FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO TEN PEOPLE AND YOU WILL GET LAID TONIGHT
THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# you fibbed
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# i now have overwhelming dejavu
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
# will you guarantee that?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# Small caveat: You have to speak to a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:51, archived)
# does my mum count?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:07, archived)
# You tell me, k3b/-\b. You tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:17, archived)
# Done.
Now make with the sexy tiems.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# I read it 10 times
then wanked into a damp sock.

Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941176
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:41, archived)
# i now have overwhelming sock full of semen
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# just give them some rum and they'll be happy
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:51, archived)
# I have no rum
please suggest alternative happy-giving strategies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 6:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8941162
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 5:34, archived)
# oh god
not seen that before.

can you animate it so he eats his own eyeballs?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)

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