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what will they think of next?...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

If it's so smart

how many GCSEs has it got?

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Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

only in

PE
RE
Home economics
Star Wars
Star Trek.

All beginner, intermediate and advanced.

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Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What on earth is your obsession with buses recently all about? You must be over butler's death by now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

Aceness!

I need someone to make your crazy zippy-bus!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

haha - ditto

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

ooh

now this is a work of genius

excellent!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

nice shrinkage

*cleeck*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

Haha

There's actually one of those in the Transport Museum:

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

cool

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

I like this so much

you may have this

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)

oooh thankyou

yummy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

ha ha ha

you're a bit bus barmy at the momement

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)

yep

can you see him?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)

Pfft!

Just noticed :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)

Haha splendid stuff sir

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

awesome

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)

Excellent, sir

and fabulous Henry placement!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)

Erm...

(Maynard Human After All., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

arf!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Fear Miss Noisy

* Re-Lurks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

geez..

will you ever stop? :/

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

pffff

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hahahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

this turns to be a really great thread :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Office lol

Nicely. *clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

yay Henry :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Your Henry's looking a bit buff

If you strike me down I will look more unhappy than you can possibly imagine

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

You're proud of this, aren't you? ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)

devil's advocate?

original

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

did you make him a jew?

edit: shit, i put it into photoshop to draw a devil face behind where that light is, so i made it brighter, and agragragragragrgar

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

NO Jews on b3ta plz

fucking praying to Mozes bastards

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

fucking racist.

should i quit b3ta then? :O

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

You're one of them?

STOP RUNNING THE MEDIA YOU BASTARD! ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

me and cap'n wow.. :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

It seems Captain Wow has left the building.

So it is just you now.

If you want, I am more than happy to be an honorary Jew as I know a bit of hebrew, and I own a dreidel, know how to play it, and know what to say whilst playing it.

I do have a fully intact penis though ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

own a dreidel, know how to play it, and know what to say whilst playing it.

this is tv-bullshit jew.

do you know how to sell diamonds, intrest-loan money and control the media?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

Yes, I can control the media!

*turns off tv*

See?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

do you know how much everything costs wholesale?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)

and me

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)

I likes you

But the rest should be banned for life

/hitlerblog

I like the jews, but nobody noes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Easy tiger

everything said on B3ta should be taken with a ~~pinch~~ truckload of salt

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

nau hu da feck ar yo!?

i know :) i was kidding. i'm not really a jew...

i really am

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

Nah....

Demon behind him to the right.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

well, i did a nosejob on him, yes

but that wasn't in order to make him look jewish :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

umm?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

tilt monitor down ;)

Edit: or stand up, ye lazy so and so...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Clever!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

21st Century hologram!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

OOOOOOOOH :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

;)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

Too subtle for me

*furrows brow in a vain attempt to understand*

Edit - got it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

*stares at image*

Yup. That's the pope.
*wanders off to make a cuppa*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

Popetime?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

probably :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

hahahahaha /am I the only one who thinks that looks slightly like Leslie Nielsen

I'd completely forgotten about that guy.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

nicely

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

HAHAH! Cardinal Rik Mayall too!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

He's evil.

Evil I tell yer!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha brilliant

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

A medieval kitchen and eating hall seen here in the first quarter of the 14th C...

Includes thames Valley Geese!

Click for bigger (460KB)NOW WORKS!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

clicks clicks clicks clicks

~~no bigger :(~~ now *clicks*

this is aceness and awsomness combined

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

That is ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

not worthy of his own thread

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

Nawtee nawtee....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

the twat is still gazzing me

wants to be my friend
he's a strange one

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

thread deletion as well?

Did you have too many cunt pills this morning?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

you are Eddie Fingers

AICMFP

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

I'm not.

I've had him on ignore since his first day.

I find one troll trolling another troll with a new thread, then deleting the thread, to be fucking pathetic.

Keep your mutual wanking sessions private, there's a good lad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

*ignore*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

*weeps softly*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

awww not really

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

YOu could at meast have given them a biscuit!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

Jammy Dodgers please

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

YOu'll get soggy and you'll like it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

I'm not sure I will

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)

good

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

neither is this

just messing about...

/sorry about size.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

ahahahahahahah

fucking office lolz

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

this gives me the horn

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)

pffft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

*rapes bandwidth with repost*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

I don't get it

...if only we had a shorthand for saying that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Well done Monty

Yawn....

(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

Right, you two.

Can we please just be civil?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

I said that to him once

But he just replied "CUNT"

(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)

oh, is it a board tiff?

we haven't had one of those in ages

you fucking cunt Redsushi

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

you fucking cunt.

who are you to call the cunt a fucking cunt, you fucking cunt?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'M A CUNT

TELL IT LIKE I SEE IT

CUNT

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

You fucking cunt!

*bombs Brick Lane in the hope of getting you*

You shuddering peabrain you! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

oh my god, what have I started?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

sorry, by "fucking cunt"

I meant "sassy American teen"

xXxLOLSxXx

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:24, archived)

xXxLOLxXx

I miss Princess Pain :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

trolls ain't what they used to be

Look at pedanticunt for instance...he came all the way from another forum just to troll me and tell me how much he disliked my stuff

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

that's dedication

although your stuff is wonderful, so he is a dedicated cunt

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

he's pathetic and really should fuck off and die.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)

Feel free to hi-jack mine with this idiot then....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)

sorry

go make a cup of tea- it will be over shortly

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

.....

glad I could be of service

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

wow, very nice indeed. how is it made?

CFB no work.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)

3d Studio + tattyshop

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

well it's bloody brill

well done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)

This i LOVE :D

What's the background going to be?

Edit: ~~Gahhhh teh 404!!!~~ CFB makes me love it even more!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Fixed

No background, as this was the only area excavated, so we don't know what's happening behind

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)

Nicely

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Excellent

makes me want to start a war with France

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)

this is top notch

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

Is somebody pissing in the river?

And wtf are they doing to that poor ~~cow~~ bear?

Edit: how rude. I forgot to add Woo! and *clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:25, archived)

Yep on the alfresco peeing

and the Bear is being made to dance to a pipe for every ones amusment.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:28, archived)

It's very nice.

How did you make it? Was there some form of solid modeler involved?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

The modelling done in 3d studio

Some tarting up in photoshop afterwards, (because I am a sissy and can't ever get 3d smoke to look right)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Nice touch on the mossing on the extension roof.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)

I spotted the quo watching

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)

You're fucking great you are.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)

Awesome stuff

well worth the CFB.

Do people really still have arguments over the internet? How very passé :D

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

Awe...some

(How did you smuggle a camera back to the 14th century?)
I could look at this for ages. I fear that the piglets might escape.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)

SPANG INCOMING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

hahahah

spanggggg

Try this:

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

*is confused*

Nicely done!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

took me a while.

but no one guessed it the first time

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

I am super lost sadly :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)

bottomless pit.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Aaaaaaaaarrrghhhh...

Got me.......Good 'un.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

Oh fucking hell!

I had just taken a sip of tea then too!

You git :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

/\ This /\

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

half-Pitt?

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

close

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)

Pitt-Stop??

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

Pu-Pitt?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

Yam it Timberlake tiem?

'ningles b3ta. Ah another day off work!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)

rofl

may contain cd

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:11, archived)

Pfft!

This has given me idea :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)

Oh noes!#

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

Oh noes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)

If it was Justified

then the text would go all the way across...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)

It's Justin Timberlake

There's no justification!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

and ancient?

muu muu

(Halfy By light alone, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha

this confuses me greatly

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)

ARGH!

GIANT JUSTIN WILL KILL US ALL!

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Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

Nah,

the logs are just far away....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

should be really big logs then

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

If he can walk on water...

does that mean I can't drown him?

*buys petrol and a gun*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

I think you will notice that he can't walk on water,

hence his feet being in the drink ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

ooooh

ok, so he's not quite as good as Jesus, he can walk six inches below the water's surface...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)

I wanted to see if I could 'anime'

It appears in some small measure that I can.
10 minute scribble in PSCS3

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

this must be an alien

woo

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

JJ?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

Nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

This is very nice, though I want MORE ZOMBIE CREATURES!

I need something to draw today..

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:04, archived)

belated Candle day wishes

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

That's a RUBBISH thing to draw!

thank you :D

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

erm...

This is my first one of these moving bg type thingers :)

by way of explanation/apology: b3ta.com/board/8947130

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

A Spillo on the moon?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

Thats no moon!

(it's mars)

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)

spiolin?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

tarancello?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

Bugolin methinks :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

taste like chicken

gj!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

Wahhhhhhhh!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:03, archived)

I am your Father (Christmas)

Just finished this off for our college magazine
it's to appear on the cover and relates to this month's content
which includes an interview with Dave Prowse, Christmas and Horror Stories

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

That is chuffing brilliant!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

Here here

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

There there

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zoldergoose, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

Everywhere everywhere

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

have you looked behind the sofa?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

Somewhere Anywhere

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)

cheers peeps

first non-pea-roast i've put up in ages

/relaxes

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

Bloody beautiful.

My friend Danny's Auntie went out with David Prowse once, apparently.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

he has a lot of moles

(on his face, not in his garden)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

mole-ster

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

Oh this is ace.

You talented bastard.

Come 'round to my house and let me kill you.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

very nice!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

wow

thats is good.

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

excellent.

Expect a strongly-worded letter from lawyers acting on behalf of George Lucas, the day before it goes to print, demanding lots of monies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

yeah, we wasn't too sure about this...

but
the magazine is free
and even though it's Darth, it's my image

*fingers crossed they wont hurt us too bad*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)

ah, it should be fine then...

Lucas might already have enough money for that really big scarf he wanted, after all the other copyright lawsuits.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

*likes*

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

Fantastic!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oh my,

That's rather splendind.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:53, archived)

BEAUTIFUL

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

Arf, here have a Star Wars shower...

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Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

MEGASPANG™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)

That's the real Va-der get clean

And remove the Leias of dirt.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)

thank yee kindly!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)

fly!

original: www.b3ta.com/board/8950338

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

Ha ha ha :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

haha

awesome

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

...

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Ninj, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

Could I BE any more of a nazi industrialist?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

haha

I knew it! nazi pig!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

and he's

damn smugly happy about it

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

hehe

top shoppage :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

He wears that far too well...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

Hohoho!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

he's piled on the pounds hasn't he?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

and a few ounces to boot

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

OH.... MEINE.... FUHRER

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

heil chandler!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

"the one where 6 million Jews are murdered"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

I'll be there for Jew

When the bombs start to fall...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

I'm still in bed at 10

gassing starts at 8
I burned the bodies
so far things are going great.

The Fuhrer told you there'd be days like these...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:05, archived)

But he didn't tell you when the Reich was brought

down to its knees that....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:06, archived)

Call me!

Or yew vill be shot.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

this is great

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:48, archived)

Ready your spanging implements

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

nicole 'chucky' kidman?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

Nicole Kidman's a robot?

...sexy

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

haha

that took me a little while

*spang*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

*SPANG*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

should have gone for even more spangability....

.....something about nikle cadmium, or something.......*shoehorns*

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Just Flange, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

Heh!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

Bah!

I had an opportunity for a double pun.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

You missed the +10 combo bonus

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

Silver Kidman?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

SPANNNNNNG!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

spongggggg

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

*filename's*

ohhh!

spangg :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ant antics....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

woops there goes another rubber tree plant

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

nice

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love you Jeccy :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

and if it's quite alright,

i need you Jeccy

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:01, archived)

*preps ass*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

...

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

How dare you...

Henry wouldn't hang around with those losers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

This^^^^

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

who are those cunts hanging around with Henry?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

huh?

*edit*
damn my old and spastic eyes

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

yes,who is this old man Henry-type thing?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

it's a boat

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

Yay for Randy not as Randy :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

*bad boys bad boys

who you gonna call*

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

happy b3taday to you sirrah

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

thanks

send cake.

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fannycradock, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)

scientology made him lose weight

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

Please don't tell me he is a scientologist?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:45, archived)

ok i wont tell you that he is a scientologist

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:31, archived)

oh look

a schooner!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

a schooner IS a sailboat, DUMBASS!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

^this

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)

Not worth it's own thread... Arnie + the pope

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

Terminator 7 : So very,very tired

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

poor henry

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

Here I shall give the people what they want.

As requested here

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Yay :D

Thank you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

no problem

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

hahaha!

exemuchness

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

Ha!

he's looking for an ass-race

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

Indeed he is the

2005 North Kent ass-racing champion

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

At that rate

He's gonna get some "intimate" carpet burn !

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

he looks rather happy about it at the moment

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

is he flying?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

not really

he is meant to be dragging his ass along the ground

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

David Lean does Star Wars

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

I do not understand this Star Wars joke.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

who's that on the right?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

I have no idea.

I feel I should state, before you try and explain it to me too much, I haven't actually seen Star Wars....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

what???

DIE HERETIC!
that means 83% of the board means nothing to you

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Meh.

I wouldn't say that much, I have learnt most of the memes from Star Wars now, I just aint getting in on this particular geekfest myself ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

Geek fest aside

The Empire Strikes Back is an incredibly good film which stands up to comparison with many other good films. Even a new hope is good.

I semi agree though - there are certain things you know are good and have a place in the collective consciousness so much that you don't really feel the need to see/read/listen to them.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

Talking to some people,

they have said it isn't worth watching now, which is the way I feel. I think it is very much something you have to grow up with, rather than get into later on in life.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

fair point

it was exciting to me as a 12 year old boy, but I think if I was 12 now it wouldn't mean much to me.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

My nephew loves them,

but I just sit in the kitchen when he is watching them :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

for almost all of them I agree

but Empire is a good film.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

But can you watch that without seeing the others?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

yes

... you might want to watch a new hope first -- but honestly I don't think it's essential.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

Meh,

i will probably never bother :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

sounds to me like you enjoy telling people you havent seen it

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

Not really,

it is just that it isn't particularly easy to avoid it coming up on b3ta ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

i bet youve seen mummy milkers 4

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

when you say that you haven't actually seen it

what do you mean by that? Shirley not that you haven't seen it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

Yes, yes I do.

Never seen an Alien or Indiana Jones I don't think....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

Not seen alien?

*flagellates*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

Meh.

Wanna know something really shocking? I've never seen any of the Terminator films either ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

don't bother - you're better off seeing something else tbh

Terminator 1 is good for an 80's film but doesn't hold up to much now. T2 was more money but less good T3 was a yawn fest I have little hopes for T4.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

oh fucking hell.

do you live in a box or something?

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

No,

I would just much rather watch a good film that I really enjoy than something that interests me in no way whatsoever.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

fair enough,mate

good point,some films people rave about are not particularly excellent.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

I am not saying it is shit or anything,

I obviously couldn't comment having not seen it.

But I would much rather spend a couple of hours watching these films:

www.imdb.com/title/tt0287467/
www.imdb.com/title/tt0441909/
www.imdb.com/title/tt0369702/
www.imdb.com/title/tt0125659/

I am a bit obsessed with Spanish cinema as you can see ;)

If you haven't seen any of those, do! They are all brilliant! And definitely watch the last one, Abre los ojos, which is the original Vanilla Sky. But don't let that put you off! It is fucking genius, and if I ever see Tom Cruise, I will punch him in the windpipe for ruining such a great film!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

is not watching sci-fi part of your retire by 30 scheme?

is that where i've gone wrong?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Could be ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

I'm nearly 30

can I retire?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

Sadly no.

You have seen all of the afore mentioned films :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

what the fuck did you do with your childhood?

well - Alien 1 is one of the better films ever made... Indiana Jones... well, they're good, but I wouldn't say they're essential viewing.

What films have you seen? You are aware that films exist and you can see them aren't you...?

What about The God Father? It's a Wonderful Life? Casablanca? Goodfellas..? The Prince's Bride?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

CASABLANCA

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

is a great film

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

IS AN AMAZING FILM

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

I have seen all of those films,

I just aint really a sci fi fan.

I love all of those films apart from The Godfather. The book was a hell of a lot better.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

^^ this

I've not seen Star Wars, Alien, most of the Bond films...
EDIT: or Godfather, Casablanca or Goodfellas

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

you GOTTA see Godfather

all of life's lessons are therein

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

"it insists upon itself..." I use that all the time when I'm in London :D

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

eh?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)

sorry - it's a family guy joke

and I use it to describe London when I'm there...

yeah - bit tenuous if you don't know what I'm talking about.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:32, archived)

just wondered how it connected to Godfather?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

In Family Guy,

Peter says he isn't a fan of The Godfather, he says that he feels it insists upon itself too much.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

Peter hasn't seen the God Father ... because

it insists upon itself...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:37, archived)

damn that's a good point

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)

PLEASE

tell me one of you has seen The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

Which is the best film ever, no question

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)

I SECOND THIS

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

Although Apocalypse Now sorta holds that spot for me

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

Apocalypse now is great

But it doesn't have TGTBATU's staring scenes

Literally half the film is just staring

But what staring

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

i like it for the hanging scene at the end

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

It is very good

but my favourite western is The Bravados with Gregory Peck and Lee Van Cleef.

Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is also good, with Kristofferson as Billy the Kid, James Coburn as Garrett, and Bob Dylan as a cheeky little knife-throwing rascal in the Kid's posse. Dylan also did the soundtrack.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

Not seen The Bravados

but Pat Garret and Billy the Kid is superb, you are right

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

which films do you like then

... or is it just that it's not something which interests you?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

i've just never got round to seeing them

i have no great objection to them, i've just never had the opportunity to see any of them.

I think Star Wars has been on a few times, but it's never caught/held my attention.

*hides*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

Star Wars is an overrated tale

of incest and improbable technology.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

Why did no-one ever tell me this?

*goes to watch Star Wars*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:47, archived)

Goodfellas I would very strongly recommend.

Godfather, you would be better off reading the book.

The Bond films, I probably wouldn't watch either if I hadn't grown up watching them.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

the bond films bore me to tears

*yawn*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

^^this

again, they've been ON, but I get bored with them and I've never seen one all the way through.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

Nicholas Lyndhurst.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

it's Alec Guiness

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

he was a bit of an uggo wasn't he...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

he'd fit in well here then...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

yeshhhhp masttturrpter

*walks with limp and a hump*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

yes

but the force was strong with him

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

Yes. I know.

Or I worked it out, at least. What with it looking like him.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

nah, we'll walk...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

hats were different back then...

the baseball cap has a lot to answer for... it's the flat cap of the new millennium I suppose

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'd LOVE to be able to walk down the street with a stove pipe top hat

and not have people think I'm an escaped Ghost Tour guide or mentalist or EMO...

meh

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

i had a top hat when i got married...

t'was ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

i'll have to find the disk...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

yeah - I had one when I was at a friend's wedding...

I looked awesome ... there's a milliner's around the corner from my work, it takes my money most pay days.

I'm saving up for a yellow bowler or lime green topper... they have a purple tricorn which I might get if I ever come to a bash.

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

Or Jerry Sadowicz...

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)

Haha

Last time I wore a stovepipe hat I got told I was him by the man at the fireworks shop

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

that man should be Prime Minister at the very least

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:29, archived)

A Scot as Prime Minister?

It would never happen!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

this means nothing to me

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

oh Vienna

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

precisely

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

The Feeling has gone only you and I THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEE

THIS MEANS NOTHING TO MEEEE
OHHHHH
VIENNA
:')

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

David Lean you say

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

Those were the golden days for ties & hats

Naughty TJ: I would like to design my own memory matching game, using some pictures I have taken. Does anyone know of a photo printing company that offers anything like that?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

as far as i know bearpaw scanners used to have an installer that offered just that

just freeware it

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)

i'll look into it

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 19 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)

"Look at the size of that thing"

the bow-tie that is

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

Good morning all....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

I would be good at this at the moment

:(

Edit: woo!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

*cough*hottoddy*cough*

OR - warm water, honey, lemon juice, lemon ring and a chopped clove of garlic*

*with thanks to ghostie.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Pfftt!

But sadly muchly bindun :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

I guessed it probably would be....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

Haha yum

Not worth it's own thread - I didn't have Helvetica Bold, but it wouldn't improve it anyway.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Pfft!

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

ha ha ha

loon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Inspired :D

Took me a second though....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

haha!

nice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

Excellent.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

haha

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

haha nice source...

but I think Catarrh Hero gets bindun once a day.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

HaHaHaHa

& don't forget Miss Uumellmuhaye.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Have a Pearoast on me.

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

too much u

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

haha excellent

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

Damn you Chuck!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

CHUCK NORRIS WEARS LITTLE GIRLS' PANTIES!

also - he should learn to be more tolerant

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

That is an extremely gentle statement :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

*gets together and calls ourself an institute*

/ac... my auto completes worry me sometimes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Can we call ourselves the

Mens Institute for National Gentleness and Easiness?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

as long as we can get some undertones of sexual deviance in there

I'm more than happy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

Of course!

Max Mosley can be our president!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

^this

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)

he's so dangerous he needs warning signs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

Chuck Norris is so tough, he takes part in utterly hummusless gifs

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

I think I've overdone it with the coffee

I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

hahaha

Rocky Rooney?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

have some sauce with that

/all linked up :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

what did you change?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

David "Dave Davey Dee" Cameron?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)

Sorry to TJ

What's the B3ta header font? I have a terrible joke to do.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)

comic sans

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

You should ask Helvetica Bold

She knows.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

Haha

Cheers :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)

Haha wait!

blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ianwylie/2008/11/helvetica_bold.html

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

Waaaah my wife's sister is in a hospice and so she campaigns for charity

but then spends my money on £8000 handbags

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)

Jimmy says morning

(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)

I once remember reading somewhere something which said

Eddie Fingers is a cunt... not sure where though...

hmmm

*wanders and ponder*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

Monty's sig

Dunno why though??

(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)

Didn't you Photoshop his wife in an array of uncompromising poses or something?

/doesn't really want to get involved.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

I believe this to be the case....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

well then

we're agreed - I'm not imagining things... or at the very least I'm not imagining this thing.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

No compromising positions or poses

It was just a face changed slightly. I've regretted it since and apologised to Monty but he's having none of it

(eddie fingers, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

I think he's softening to you.

You creepy mentalist.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

MontyyouterribleCUNT's signature, I believe.

With good reason, from what I understand.

EDIT: It's Ok, he's merely a creepy mentalist now.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

he posted his phone number on here once

you could phone him and ask him about it

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)

My gran used to use him....

....as a shoe-horn.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)

Euphemism?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)

No thanks,

I've just taken a shit.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)

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