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# I'll start the day with an Indian flavour


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Tastes like Madras
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# that's no mutton kari
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# lovely
although i am going marginally blind staring at it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *salutes and crowns you 'king of psychedelic art'*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# .....ow
that's really pretty, but I think I'll possibly revisit in the afternoon....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# All I wanted
Was a fucking Korma. Take this spicy dish away!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# St. Bernard Cribbins
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Nicely!
Ningles all :-P
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Crivvin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I like showing him off
And the Nazis at crufts wouldn't let him enter
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# damn those tofts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# top shoppery sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I'm not sure if I find this terrifying
or erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Does it have to be mutually exclusive?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# MUST.
FILE.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Ha ha.
I can't work out which pair of eyes you've used.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# So Fred said let's have another cup of tea and we said righto!
Woo Sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# how rare
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# jinkies
that's nice.

in other news - I got snowed on on my way into work this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Did you inform The Sun?
They must print a story about the big freeze coming to kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# oh no - after last time I'm having nothing to do with The Sun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# World News
Hello:)
Which news site you trust?
(fevebesee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# B3ta.com
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# www.b3ta.com/talk/
is a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# true.
A few times in the past I have seen pics of some celeb on here and I always know they've snuffed it. Which is why I don't like pics of Rolf and Tony hart being posted. I worried they are deaded.

(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# www.donkeyporn.com
for all your donkey porn news
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# It's not THAT good
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *cries*
you can be so cruel whan you're freebasing crack
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# "picture Post"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picture_Post
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# This is my favourite
InterNews
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I trust the FAQ
and the blessed MuntyCunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# THE GOOD NEWS OF THE RETURN OF THE LAMB
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
*hammer*
*roast dinner*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *lolvores*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# shitrags.blogspot.com
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Traditionally, new posts on the /board have a picture you've made on
just to explain the above.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# you really are an annoying twit aren't you?
you were given a couple of polite and not so polite instructions to go to the talk board last time you did this www.b3ta.com/board/8949641

now go away and wank off as you shit in a cup you fucking little troll.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# I Love Horse News at Ten
Best of all the Bulletins
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Google Chrome release date LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# congratulations on not spoiling your record
you're my favourite noob
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# The Daily Mail online.
What else?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I was only gone a minute!
What have you people done to b3ta?! It's going to have to be dry cleaned!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# I've got a couple of pairs of pants that are dry clean only.
Not even sheikhs have the money to dry clean pants. What a silly idea. They survive the washing machine as well, I don't see the point.

/Laundry rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# You won't get sympathy from anyone who has to wear a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I do.
Also dry clean only, but I don't mind it for big things like suits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# yo ho yo ho a student's life for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
#
student's wastrel's
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That would get very boring.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Pip pip, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Morning my lovely Cap'n!
fell off the wagon rather spectacularly last night.... oh dear....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Ah well, onwards and upwards, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I think more hiding under my desk and weeping tears of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# As long as they don't make it back in
you'll only go and make yourself feel even worse tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I wouldn't mind dry cleaning half as much if the process was actually dry.
Lying cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I suppose this is also a problem with the term 'dry humping'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I don't think you're actually *meant* to spaff in your knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# as you've probably guessed, I haven't partaken in such an activity.
I read about it in an incest porn where both mother and son ended up cumming. So I presume that both their daks were a bit damp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# FINISH THE SENTENCE
edit: took you long enough.

Ah, incest porn. Hilarious stuff. Not videos of twins though. That's just disquieting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# sorry accidently hit the enter looking for the shift key.
identical twins? or the other type of different sex?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Identical. Girls. In a bath.
They were grown up, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!!! got a title or link?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# This was AGES ago
You think it's going to be awesome, but it's not it's just fucking weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Frottage Friday FTW
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
I've never met anyone who takes umbrage at that ... I suppose I've never met you, but I've read your work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Give me time and I can take umbrage at the most fickle and insignificant thing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# is it not to give the illusion of exceedingly high quality?
"...it must be good stuff if you have to dry clean it..."

also ningles posh pance
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Ningling sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# what's crackalating?
/urban
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Well I'm willing to take them in when I take b3ta.
Their doing an offer when you bring in posh pants and viral website.
All I have to do is give then a tenner and they'll also kick the shite out of fevebesee for us.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# :d
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# May I be the first to type
*bums* I thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hello regular
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# your mum
LOL!1
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# It is customary to start a new thread only if it contains a self-made picture
It is also customary to read the FAQ prior to posting anything.
It is also customary to actually follow the instructions on the "post message" page.
It is also customary to get flamed beyond return if you don't follow the easy rules of b3ta.
Now go and try again. Or fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:48, archived)
# None of your goddamn business.
Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *tickes*
morning sunshine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Tickes?
You greet me with blood-sucking parasites?

What kind of friend are you, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# the type who can't spell tickles?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Oh, alright then...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *UNLEASE THE TICKS*
dup dweee dap dap dap dweee dow!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Hello
*narrows eyes* ... Freebs? is that you?

anyway - in answer to your question - news is misinformation - I read the Socialist Worker and then cross check it with the Liberal Capitalist Employer to get a well rounded perspective
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I don't read the news. I make news.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# so I read
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# my favourite is
we are not consumers we are producers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# sky news
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# this isn't going to be a good day for Jebus
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# if he truly was the son of god, surely he could manage to pull them for free
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# That 20 odd years where Jesus is unaccounted for in the Bible
this is what he was doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# one big coke and whores binge
then, inevitably, he found god
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# 20!!
better be the best sex ever!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# I think it would have been wise to pop that in your other thread.
They are toaps after all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I am not wise
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Montycunt may newtread everything...!
He's the direct descendant of Jesus and the dude
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# bless you my son
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# can you forgive me my sin
not taking up the wonderful task of cheese making?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# depends, are you Greek?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Dutch
but not from Gouda
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# DIE HERETIC!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# i make cheese.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Yes, let's make up more rules.
That's what b3ta needs, more rules. Imaginary ones.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# that was presented as a suggestion,
not a rule.

but if you want rules, we cam make some.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I like the way you worded that as a threat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# No More Rules - Just Proper Ones
Lets start with this board and Top Posting.
This irritates me beyond belief. Messages should be posted at the bottom.
(Grim Repairer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# sounds like a great day to me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# normally I'd not be bothered by this
but if all you're doing is TOAPing bible pictures, and if you have several of them, might you consider using just the one thread for 'em?

edit: damn you, riverghost and your brevity
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# you are Riverghost
AICMFP
ok, point taken
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# *is not riverghost*
*does not give five pounds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# *cancels cheap whore*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# ah, I have many spare cheap whores
have this one for the day.
*proffers skank*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *beasts*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Haha
You are *so* going to Hull when you die.
(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# JESUS...!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# i love how they made everyone white in that pic
It all took place in the Middle East, not Ohio
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# The Annual Henry Parade in Timbuktu didn't draw out that much interest this year
Maybe it was a bit too hot

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# THEY'RE ORGANISED!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Hahaha
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# FIRE BY PLATOONS!!
fire!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Quick!
Phone Charley Boorman and get him to report on it. He's dying to get back on his bike and pretend that he's a celebrity that people care about!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# HENRIES
*asks each and every one for sweeties*

I've got three granddads, I know how to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Three grandads?
Greedy girl!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# i've got none,
can i borrow one?
*sneakily takes wallet back*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# By all means
trucker elvis sideburns granddad, ex pilot fish and chips granddad or rich clever grandpa?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# elvis grandad FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Good choice, he's always got great sweeties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# score!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Attack the flanks!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Ooh Top Shop sir
Have a Friday *click* for your troubles :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Invasion of the Henry's!
Aaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# 'ning
too early for a Christmas post?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# it's ALWAYS too early for a christmas post.
pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Didn't Jesus like it like that?
*googles for Jesus and little children image*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Talking of Jebus that reminds me.
I have a complete freak staying here atm. He's been preaching at all the guests and told one girl he's make it his personal mission to save her.
I'm wondering if that his way of suggesting they play hide the crusefix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# have you tried telling him to stop bothering the other guests or get to fuck?
in other news, chillax has been replaced by my new compund word meaning chill/relax/hang-out.

Chillangout.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Both are shite:P
I haven't seen him yet, I've been off for the last four days. I've popped in a few time hoping to catch him but I haven't seen him.
I think the majority of the guest made their feelings felt towards him. I know one said 'stay away from me and don't even speak to me and we'll get on fine.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# blessed are the wine drinkers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I wish I could find buckfast in this kooky country
I've only ever heard about it and I really want to skull a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# So
Basically Jesus is any ginger fella with flowing locks?
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I love the 'do you want...' form of agressive speaking.
Like 'do you want to stop cussin' me, bitch?'

Of course I don't. I started, didn't I? I'm not done yet. You're a peasant too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# it's all in the tone of delivery
obviously Mary would have used heavy sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I reckon if he's giving lizzle baby Jizzle (yeah shush, I'm allowed) a tummy brrrrrr thing
he probably wants to carry on.

Ningles also, cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# we call that a poob- Charlie loves it
'ning my beauty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# My mate Sal's coming down tomorrow
and not bringing her son, who is my most favourite person. 19ish months worth of little pimp. He's such a brilliant kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# *backs away*
no problem here ok...
just take my wallet!!
don't hurt me!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That's as good as offering, that is. Yoink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# I also appreciate the "can you not" approach.
There are lots of things I can and can't do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:15, archived)
# People at work have learned this.
'Fae, can you do this thing?'
'Yep.' *sits*


'....well are you going to, then?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Fae?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# so that's your name?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Is that a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# no, more of a revelation
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I have a name too
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# which is...?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I BET IT'S JEFFREY
SPELLED WITH A J
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# shut up tom
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Donahue Alexandros Suorland
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# pronounces AleHa... or AleXa...?
That's a dead good name. Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# my name is a somewhat more pedestrian variant
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Dave Alexander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# no, yes, ?
it does begin with a D though...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# stick to the b3ta handle :-)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Yes then, that is my name.
When I have enough money, I may tap up deed poll to get them to change my boring middle name (Elizabeth) to Danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I was having a discussion about middle names the other day,
and my friend made the (quite possibly not original, but definately awesome) suggestion that we all give our kids middle names like "the destroyer" and "scourge of the northmen" and so on.

Hello everyone, this is Alan "the warbringer" Stevenson
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# my daughters middle name is elizabeth
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# '
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Sorry chap, after 24 years it gets boring.
I'm sure she'll love it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)
# there's a bloke at our work
whose personality is basically summarised by the fact that if you ask him "Can I borrow your pen?" will invariably reply "I don't know, can you?" and will not hand you a pen.

Every. Fucking. Time.

He's a friendless twat, but that's no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I just do it because it makes my boss get all exasperated
and renders her unable to talk. I'm not a wanker, just an insufferable arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I recommend flaming shithammers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# We've got a cunt like that
most sarcastic fucker on the planet

He also has no friends, but thinks he does
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# ours isn't particularly sarcastic
he's just a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# what an unusually dressed mohel
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# mokbel?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# australian organised crime family name. I was after mohel.
edited. (fuck)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# ah- mohel- my nephew's mohel was a dentist
I was right to fear them
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)
# 'Ning folks!
I've never really decided what I wanted to do work-wise. I've stumbled into a career that I don't particularly enjoy. Now, at last, I have finally decided what I want to do with my life. I want to work for NASA...

...just so I can do this

Click here for higher quality version and other crap!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Thats fucking brill
I'd do that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Do you want to hold the camera?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# i'll hold it....
while i gently stroke myself
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# eeuuuwwwww!!!!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# can I join in too?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# stroke away my boy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *strokes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# *fits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I'll stroke you if you want.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# You'd better have pretty long arms
that stretch across the globe then.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# i'm not against buying an airfare
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# fits what?
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# The kitchen I've been waiting for for two years
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Ba dum, tish!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ...not with my Monkey Puppet!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# as long as it's machine washable it's fine!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *checks label*
*hands over*

sigh!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# YEEHAW!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# obsessed
thats what you are
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:11, archived)
# better spank me for being naughty then!
*presents*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Hahaaha
Well I do hear they Need Another Seven Astronauts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
You loony!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# haha - brilliant
not only do you draw great characters in a unique style, but your hummus is top notch!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# why thank you
*blushes*
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:05, archived)
# that's just mean.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# space + monkeys= win
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:07, archived)
#
www.apeonaut.com/mp3/Apeonaut_-_Monkey_Master.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# WORTHING WITH DISFUNTIONAL ONES A NICE WORKING WOULD BE A DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:09, archived)
# It isn't as good as 'maybe your leg had just grow'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# worthing with dysfunctional ones a nice working would be a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# :D
marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I for one welcome our new primate overlords!
Made me chuckle :)
(Cloudane, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# We will fight them, on the branches...


Good morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# That scares me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# BUSH MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# I must have the number of his hairdresser!
Woo and more ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# It's 7
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# 21st November - The merry alpaca of shenanigans


As suggested by Riverghost
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:48, archived)
# What's all this then? A spambot gets more replies than Pagetty?
These are not shenanigans I can approve of.

Wonderful stuff as usual sir, when are you doing them until?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:55, archived)
# I don't want to abuse pagetty
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:59, archived)
# WORTHING WITH DISFUNTIONAL ONES A NICE WORKING WOULD BE A DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:37, archived)
# often the way, i've noticed someone not adhering to the FAQs gets more attention than a lot of masterpieces too
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# such is the fickle nature of b3ta
people would rather shout "you're crap" than " I say, that's rather good - looks like you spent quality time on that"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# I hate everyone with equal dedication:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Ever since the "i like this" button came about, I've found myself (sometimes) clicking it instead of actually saying "I like this".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:40, archived)
# the ultimate in laziness
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:41, archived)
# As much as I don't like the idea of an "I don't like this" button, maybe the hide button could get some extra functionality?
I mean, I'm sure more people would have voted against another album cover challenge than would have voted for it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# democracy eh?
wonder if you'd get more turn out for Elections if you voted for who you DIDN'T want elected?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:49, archived)
# I voted against John Howard in the last election.
I was a lot more interested in seeing him get out of office than I was about seeing Kevin Rudd get in.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# i think a down vote button would be good for the compo idea thread only
otherwise the hide button doesn't really do anything useful other than hide a post whose image i've already downloaded to my cache anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I don't know why people bother replying to bots
it's obvious they are bots, just stick em on ignore and get on with the board

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:54, archived)
# you gave me an idea
www.b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/post308912
not a very original idea but an idea nonetheless
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Its a good idea in practice
but I can't help feeling it would be abused just to attack twats
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# yeah, it's true
so many qualifiers run through my head, like no use of the button for L-platers, or only for icon customers, but then that would just over-complicate things and go against what b3ta is all about
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# I was thinking just this.
We'd start getting raided by the talkboard.

EDIT: Maybe an option in preferences electing not to see items labels as spam and the option to tag as spam to a number of people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# the war continues...
i'm going to bed, g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I don't think they all are.
I know in poorer countries they can get people to do it for virtually nothing. So it they are actually human they probably wouldn't understand you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:06, archived)
# stylish
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:00, archived)
# very woosome as normal mr pol
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# does he come with free viagra?
still very nice either way. i enjoy seeing these pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# worthing with disfuntional ones a nice working would be a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:38, archived)
# it a nice working
i love worthing with disfuntional ones.

be a dream
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Yays. Great start to my b3ta day!
I have a pikky and a compo all in once week:)

'ningles people.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:21, archived)
# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:51, archived)
# I always like it when these are the first thing I see when I drop in
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# super!
that is a smashing alpaca
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:35, archived)
# Shenanigans!
Lovely stuff as always.

I'm completely out of ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:42, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
last day at this sodding hospital today!!
*happy dances*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Way hey!!!!
You'll be having a happy friday then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# super happy friday tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Yays. You can cover my shift!
I have the flu, a throat infection and about an hours sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:13, archived)
# ok.
*sits in office, drinking wine, eating hells pizza and b3taering whilst people steal the bog seats*
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Hahaha I wish that was my job!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Run you crazy moomin!
Woo sirrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
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(dokktouoyr, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:43, archived)
# I'm presuming you can't get your willy to stick up
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:44, archived)
# You can tell he's a redneck
He's having a professional protrait photo and he's kept his cap on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# and he didn't tie back his mullet
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:52, archived)
# I am interested in purchasing
could you please explain your international freight rates to me.

QUICKLY, I DESPISE TARDINESS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:45, archived)
# CONSIDER THIS SALE LOST
IF I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU MONEY YOU NEED TO ACCEPT IT. HOW DARE YOU TAKE YOUR TIME WHEN I CLEARLY WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# Please come to my house so I can spluff in your eye.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:46, archived)
# I think they'd be delighted!
Working with disfunctional ones all day It'd be nice to look at a working one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# WORTHING WITH DISFUNTIONAL ONES A NICE WORKING WOULD BE A DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:36, archived)
# hahaha Worthing with disfunctional ones a nice working would be a dream!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# I have the flu, a throat infection and have had an hours sleep due to coughing.
I think typeos are quite likely today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Oh this is not good.
This is not good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:48, archived)
# What on earth is "Viagra"? I have never in all my life heard of this thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:53, archived)
# so basically what you're saying
[link taken away, just in case what's below is true]
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:59, archived)
# well done for linking to a trojan
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:04, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:05, archived)
# i clicked your link and my av went nuts cos it picked up a trojan
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# really?
I've seen that link around b3ta a lot. a bit worrying then.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:07, archived)
# ta for removing the link
it might be that the page has been hijacked recently or something
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:09, archived)
# Hmmmm
my av didn't go off
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# my av is a free one so only detects when it's hit my pc
your av might have stopped it getting to you in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:13, archived)
# fingers crossed
although I usually get an alert if a threat is detected.

I am using Firefox, which may make a difference
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:25, archived)
# maybe, yeah
should probably start running some AV software myself.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# haha yeah good idea!
or get linux of course
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:12, archived)
# noooo
Linux is great and all, but it's a bit like going the pub and not drinking.

And ubuntu's a silly name for... anything
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)
# what was the link?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# it was
...www.unf-unf.de/batman.swf

If you've got some sturdy AV software then maybe check it out. Otherwise, leave it alone.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:14, archived)
# Oh
I was worried it was I Love Horses or something

phew!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)
# You do love horses
Really, you're dissapointed
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)
# i clicked it and got this
i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/gutsandguns/Image2.jpg

could just be a false positive of course, safer not to risk it though
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:18, archived)
# That's quite damning actually
avast! download ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:23, archived)
# i don't think that's entirely necessary.
please get to fuck.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:07, archived)
# My cock is as hard as a diamond, and is unlubed, just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:20, archived)
# I think everyone is being completely unfair!
This is what Russian b3tqards do! They can't get any imaging software so this is a strive for self expression.
FP this I say!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:24, archived)
# In Soviet Russia
Viagra spams YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:26, archived)
# Except, of course, I read that as Viagra sperms you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:28, archived)
# WORTHING WITH DISFUNTIONAL ONES A NICE WORKING WOULD BE A DREAM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:43, archived)
# That's actually quite racist, riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:34, archived)
# my ex is russian.
I can confirm that she did not have photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Was she too poor, like all those poor stupid Russians?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:30, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:37, archived)
# We were offline here for a while
I walked around cursing because I wanted to post this happy hasselhuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Well, I did go out for a little while
maybe everything DOES cease to exist when I leave the room.

I rejected that concept when I was a teenager, but here I am.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I am successful business
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
# WHEN WILL THESE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE LEARN TO ACCEPT MY SUCCESS AND LISTEN MY GOOD ADVICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:04, archived)
# You should have spent the time looking for the Edit button... Pffftttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:47, archived)
# HOLY FUCK

phew...

HOLY FUCK

phew...

HOLY FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:48, archived)
# I was cleaning out some cupboards today
I found an autographed sales training dvd where the guy had written "Dear Tom, STAY INSPIRED!".

I don't even remember doing this course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:49, archived)
# Hahaha
it would save a lot of time at those things if you could just be honest and say....
look, in a year's time this will all be forgotten, so we may as well save some time and forget it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:55, archived)
# The frustrating thing about that is that I make most of my living by doing sales training.
I've never told anyone to STAY INSPIRED! so maybe that's what I learned from his session.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# hahaha fuck
I just watched some of the dvd. This guy was an utter fuckwit (of the "hey, it's really funny when you manipulate people into buying things they don't want" type) and I just asked for his autograph at the end to be a dick. I don't think anyone was INSPIRED by him.

I'm glad I wasn't the one paying for this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:22, archived)
# If you can't huff with the one you love
huff the one you're with.

HUFF THE ONE YOU'RE WITH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:39, archived)
# i heard you huff kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:13, archived)
# I gave up cheesing a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:15, archived)
# you're burnt out, you bum
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:20, archived)
# For saying that, I won't buy you some chocolate lard if I ever see you in Simferopol.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:27, archived)
# This makes my bum twitch...
I take that to be a good thing. Therefore, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Is this the album cover for "Swing Low Sweet Chariot" ?

* Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:45, archived)
# that's a big hoff.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:58, archived)
# Wonderful :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:07, archived)
# What happened to this gayshift, where is it all
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:48, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8953702
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:57, archived)
# You would surely not be a rapist...
But I'd wager that murder coupled with necrophilia = more jail time than rape.

Ergo, the smart move it to stick with raping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:59, archived)
# hahahah, that is the most sense i have heard for anything in a while
scary that it had to be on this topic
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:01, archived)
# Hey, when it comes to necrophilia,
I know my stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:04, archived)
# More importantly, if I travel to the future and fuck myself up my arse
is it gay or masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:33, archived)
# Clearly gay.
Although, arguably not rape...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:35, archived)
# Is it gay if I whack off in the present?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
# No.
But I argue, that you can't catch aids from masturbating, however, you could catch aids from fucking your future arse.

Ergo, GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:42, archived)
# So if I go into the past it's not gay?
I mean, I don't see myself getting aids at any point in the future but I guess I can't rule it out 100%, no matter how careful I am.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:44, archived)
# exactly.
Although then you'd have to be careful not to stray into paedophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:46, archived)
# I'll just go back a few hours
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 7:06, archived)
# I just made a silly.
i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/gkuljian/r1_0.gif?t=1227247239
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:00, archived)
# 403LOLS!
Ashally that is a silly!

You're so silly...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:01, archived)
# It's not working.
Photocrappy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:02, archived)
# seftrtyg
Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Tis working now!
Bed, psht, bed is for whores and bed salesmen. And racists. They like a good bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:05, archived)
# That is very very silly
and very silly indeed

Edit : with added racists. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:04, archived)
# WHAT IS LOVE?
BABY DON'T HURT ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:32, archived)
# SNARNEPHANT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:41, archived)
# O_O...
.......O_O !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:45, archived)
# Kill it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:47, archived)
# My pary are with the father. I am truley sorry for your lots.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Huzzah
And they all return to their jar for a well earned night's sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:09, archived)
# OH NOES
WITHOUT THE LID ON, THEIR VITAL ONION JUICE WILL EVAPORATE AND THEY WILL SHRIVEL AND DIE!!! QUICK, TO THE BATMOBILE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:11, archived)
# Hell yeah
it's toothpick time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:12, archived)
# Wee!
Pickles!
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:14, archived)
# are they now...heh heh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# ^this
is what I was just thinking
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:36, archived)
# This reminds me of a guy smiling while he tears organs out of his abdominal cavity.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:12, archived)
# SEXY BEACH COP USES AERIAL ACE
It's not very effective...
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:15, archived)
# SPIDERRIV USES FLAMETHROWER!
A Critical Hit!

It's Super-Effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I DID NOT PUT YOU IN THE SCRIPT FOR MY NEW TELEVISION SHOW
GET OFF THE SET
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:20, archived)
# THE TV SHOW IS ABOUT SEXY COPS PATROLLING SANTA MONICA BEACH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# name one sexy cop...
...there are none.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:31, archived)
# A quick google images search for
'Sexy Cop' would beg to differ.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
# SCULLY!!!...
...(she's sexy!).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
#
Calleigh Duquesne
Lindsay Monroe
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:35, archived)
# no...
...and no.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:43, archived)
# You are dead inside.
ASLO: Night-night b3ta and by extension, internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Night
Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 6:00, archived)
# HASSELHUFF IS CONFUSED
HE HURT HIMSELF IN HIS CONFUSION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)
# *sings suspensful yet exciting background music*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# no one played along.
www.b3ta.com/board/8891395
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:11, archived)
# i love microwave.
great job!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:09, archived)
# I've just realized
their heads sometimes remind me of those little white cocktail onions.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:10, archived)
# Or any other circular object
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:11, archived)
# HEY, HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE A COCKTAIL ONION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# know what?...
...he reminds me of this....

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:21, archived)
# make me wanna shoop shoop shoop.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# Hey μ~
would you want me to try some 3D renderings of yer precious (clickity..!) characters??
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:22, archived)
# cocktail onion?
cocktail onion.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Mhmmm
You have some side,front and top-drawings??
Supposedly like: O | O | o
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# uh?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:26, archived)
# Well...
i'm just gonna get meself a nice onion and do these on me own. Just leave me some time to learn more of the fekking 3D-Stuffs. It ain't that hard.
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# Subject: your posts.
Message: they didn't make sense to me.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 8:06, archived)
# LOL
this site dislikes real UTFStuffs or i was just too dumb to do it right(tm)
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:23, archived)
# It doesn't work in the subject line
but it does work here : μ~
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Yoo!
Mofaha! You're the guy! If i ever need some guy to repair Unicode-Shit, YOU'RE the MAN, MAN!

I'm just gonna copy yer stuff, it looks so good!
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
#
μ~μ~μ~μ~μ~μ~μ~μ~μ~
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
#
Guess what! I did
FAIL!
*geez*
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Fine!
Tho it takes some time. I'm quite new to this.. Yet Vamp is someone who should be rather easy to start with.

Stay tuna!
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# his body is a cone
his head is an oval
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# cocktail onion
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# Tehehe
:-E)
Edit: Hmm. Something got lost in the original post (*hurts browser hard*)
Anyway, Vamp is a quite 'primitive' guy :) Shouldn't be much work as such.
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
[challenge entry] *goes off to lick some windows*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# I'm clicking like a clicking machine
This is best
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:12, archived)
# Somehow...
..this sign reminds me of something.
(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# i dont understand it
all i can see is half-life, is it that? or am i totally missing out?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 20:53, archived)
# half-life? naah
www.amazon.co.uk/Selected-Ambient-Works-85-92-Aphex/dp/B00005Y1TL
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 23 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Thanks
For asking the stupid questions, so I don't have to.
(Harleif Skankhammer II was killing time at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 5:03, archived)
# We are the music makers
and we are the clickers of click.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# ...dah smoke trips me out...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A NEW TELEVSION SHOW: SEXY COPS PATROL THE SANTA MONICA BEACH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# We were just into a space trip...
We were just into a space trip...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:51, archived)
# SEXY COP USES VINE WHIP
BEACH CRIMINAL USES FURY SWIPES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:54, archived)
# DAVID HASSLEHUFF puts in a cameo in the first episode.
"It's a delightfully post-modern touch," rave the critics.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# He sings the jigglypuff song and everyone falls asleep.
Sometimes this helps solve crimes and sometimes it helps the criminals get away.

Hasselly-huff, hasselleee-ee-ee huff.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:02, archived)
# IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Sneak Attack Critical On Beach Bum
Beach Bum Head Is Crippled
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# BEACH BUM USES SAND ATTACK
BEACH BUM'S ATTACK MISSED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:20, archived)
# who with the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Last night Dekkard from Blade Runner came to our house looking for that missing replicant.**

He was not happy with the answer he got...

** You know the unaccounted for one mentioned at the beginning of the filum
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# I love the word numpty
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 4:54, archived)

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