Merkins for KidsIt's my big business idea for 2009
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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apparently they've already got themin some pictures I've seen on the internet
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:49,
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:52,
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I guess this will have to tide us over until the next card, hey./runs away
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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For shore.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:36,
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Arf!:)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:41,
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IT'S SPANGIN' TIIIIME
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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:44,
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After seeing this entryI will not beach about the wave of compo entries
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:59,
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with a quizzical expression and a big moustache :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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I like it. It looks like it could be a Captain in WWI :) i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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I don't like Christmas puddingBut I do love this pic.
And thus, the balance is restored.
(And thus, the balance is restored.
Joliet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:01,
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happy christmas manthing and tom
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:50,
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2b or not 2b that is the pencil.that was my tag for a while :)
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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Thisis the post of the day. There is not a hope in hell that anybody will post anything better than this today!
( Joliet,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:59,
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hahaI thought it was going to be a Harp advert.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:44,
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C'est vrai!Tu est le grande fromage!
Ning sir!
(Ning sir!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:28,
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Now that is one damn smug fromage!I see it is also a smoked cheese ;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:28,
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he won't be so fucking cocky when someone takes a bite out of his arse.
ActuallyCheese have discovered that the true meaning of life is to be eaten, and so get great satisfaction from people taking a bite out of their arse - if you look hard enough you can see a smug smile which says "you are helping me achileve nirvarna yet you have no concept of what yo uare doing you puny human!"
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:33,
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you added it up wrong.i got 42, and so did my wife
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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well surely that makes 84 in total... RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:53,
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she doesn't actually existtherefore it's 42.
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:56,
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uk.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2V7g3jkVo
Dexters lab FTMFW
I wish you could just find actual clips on youtube rather than peoples shitty fan music videos.
(Dexters lab FTMFW
I wish you could just find actual clips on youtube rather than peoples shitty fan music videos.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:32,
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I could never get into the animal based ones likei am weasel/ cow & chicken etc.
Ren and stimpy and rockos modern life were ace though.
(Ren and stimpy and rockos modern life were ace though.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:49,
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I bet ^that^ has a STRONG aftertaste....I have other uses for mine....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:38,
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hurrah!tenuously related picture:
( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:55,
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those arnt kneesthey are sort of hamstrings. real ap-peel-able ham strings. coming soon to a lunch box near you.
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connor,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:57,
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In the words of the mighty Rolph - "Can you tell what it is yet?"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:22,
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lies!it must be 10.27?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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I think you'll find it's PHIAL bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:33,
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Ha ha ha!How rare :D
SUICIDE IS PAINLESS! IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES!
(SUICIDE IS PAINLESS! IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:23,
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Closebut your a complete cock not right..
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:25,
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You sir have issues!Seek help!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:29,
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OH ME LOVE MEET ALEX FORREST! ME TAKE YOU HOME MAKE YOU RABBIT STEW!! RABBIT!!
Oooof!Have a cheeky pea :)
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Click for bigger Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:23,
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Haha. Subtle.That took me far too long.
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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Haven't seen her for a whilebut then neither have her parents...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:26,
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And as my life falls apart around me, allow me to post this to be buried in the thread rush
Click for bigger if you'd like to see it so.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:20,
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Ha. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:24,
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Very niceDeserving of more Woos in my opinion
( Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:51,
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I noticed another one of those charity ads in the paper this morning
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:18,
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Hahahaha...Have a *click* How's the ankle? Or was it leg? Sod it, how are they both?
( Ninj,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:20,
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hahahahahahaha!I'll teach em for £20 an hour
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:20,
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hee hee heedoes anyone get any useful advice out of those 'dummies' books?
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:22,
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Nonot the one's I've got anyway
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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Ha ha ha!I just saw that on links!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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hahahahahahahahafucking brilliant. woo/yay, panowie!!
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:37,
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Superb stuff!Are these all daily mail fails?
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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yup :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 11:39,
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PhotshopDisasters....the staple of my work day.
Hurrah for Daily Fail!
(Hurrah for Daily Fail!
stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 12:45,
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nice to seethey come down hard on it when they see it in others:
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1090825/Is-worst-piece-airbrushing-Mel-Bs-hips-disappear-new-advert.html
edit for full disclosure and that: i once did a shop of david cameron and left a whole extra arm in
(www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1090825/Is-worst-piece-airbrushing-Mel-Bs-hips-disappear-new-advert.html
edit for full disclosure and that: i once did a shop of david cameron and left a whole extra arm in
plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 15:50,
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Bwahaha!Daily Mail in "hypocritical twunts" shocker! :-)
House prices will plummet.
(House prices will plummet.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:44,
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Hahahaha!Top stuff Archie!
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 20:29,
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Back to France hopefully!Bloody foreigners, coming over here! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:14,
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taking our jobs and women Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:14,
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on a trip..to find a defensive midfielder?
sorry for the footie speak
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:14,
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sorry for the footie speak
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: B3ta Christmas cards"){kind=small}
the seasonal adventures of Crap Dad
Previously:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/godown.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/putdoww.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/winding.jpg
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/sling.jpg
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:05,
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you fwap to everything!slut :-)
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:14,
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It's mice to be important, but it's more important to be mice/scooter
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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Work have just 'updated' to IE7 I discovered this morningall is weird
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:00,
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use firefoxall will be bett0r
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:01,
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Its wiredour IT dept will let us have Firefox on our one Mac
but they won't let is have it on our PCs.
Bunch of freaks
(but they won't let is have it on our PCs.
Bunch of freaks
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:02,
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I battled my SA for FF and won, it's an international right to use a browser of your choice. `Death to Microsoft!
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:23,
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From what I can tell, this seems heavily based on Firefox with tabs and suchCurious how one of Micros$th's products has evolved into something that has sprung up free to the public
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:04,
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is that spunk on my toast? 'ning sir!
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:38,
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I'd rather that than Marmitegiven the choice
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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Cunt on Toast.Done.
Woo.
(Woo.
i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:39,
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Must be a Bosch Toaster...:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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Call yourself omnipotent?When you can't out-perform a two slot tefal?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:04,
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hahaha, oh crikey/what makes it worse is that he's got plane tickets in his back pocket...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:16,
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hahahahaha!I think it would have made a great episode.
He has to change someone's life before he gets on the plane
(He has to change someone's life before he gets on the plane
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:19,
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there was an episode where he taught buddy holly the lyrics to peggy sue
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:42,
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I remember that one"Piggy Sue"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:45,
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He does -he saves Waylon Jennings.
Yeeeee-Hah!
(Yeeeee-Hah!
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 14:47,
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Hahahaha*clicks*
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:17,
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song to Kylie:All my life,
I've been kissing,
your left tit coz your right one's missing
oh boy
(I've been kissing,
your left tit coz your right one's missing
oh boy
MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:24,
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hahhaahahthis deserves to win the Lord Jesus Christ himself.
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:31,
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haha!maaarvelous :D
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:34,
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:DI knew that was you before I even scrolled down. Top stuff, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:40,
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Yay! You win a Henriverse wallpaper for your awesomeness...(
mrlogic is copying your beard,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:53,
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EekJust needs goatse's hands and it'd be in there as one of the scariest images.
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:03,
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aaaragggh!!!!my eyes!!!
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 10:22,
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Now *that*...would have made a hell of an episode. Ever thought of going into scriptwriting?
(,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 13:13,
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All my own work
Click for bigger (49KB)
skeltonator Needs some new daps.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 8:56,
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lols*spray paints your car puce*
( skeltonator Needs some new daps.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:02,
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Ha! Jokes on you!I can't drive! ;)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:12,
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*spots large bloke approaching, holding car keys and with enraged expression* Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:28,
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fucking hellvery good :D
Now that's proper art, not like those cunts who just spray their crude little tag everywhere
(Now that's proper art, not like those cunts who just spray their crude little tag everywhere
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:09,
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awesome :)well done on making the walls of our world a little bit brighter
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:14,
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Your parents are gonna kill you when they see what you've done to your dolls house!!Wooness!
'ning!
('ning!
XLVII .uk,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:52,
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I hope (for his sake) it's terminal Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 8:53,
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^What they said!'ningles b3ta.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 8:35,
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You lot will go blind
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:04,
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Goodness!and nicely...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 9:42,
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Well I'm sorry but we only have an 'I like this' button.rob was too tight to pay the extra six quid for the 'I love this' button.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 8:36,
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Angry losers party, I've heard it called.G'night all, been up too long.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 7:30,
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Hahahahadump that on links I reckon. You know how many bishop-bashing fans there are around here.
ALSO: just found this
(ALSO: just found this
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 5:49,
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pffftSome things are more difficult to parody than others.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 7:27,
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