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I'll just get this out of the way then
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:02,
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karen matthews cunnilingus
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:04,
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Hahahahahaha...
wait.... what?
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:04,
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Throaty voice+legal team=Ownership of a band that possesses more talent than Oral Sex..
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:04,
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I love that they are still called Guns and Roses
when they are all new Guns and the same old Rose. What next, Queen without Freddie Mercury? lolz
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:08,
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If you want to be technical about it
Traci Guns left in the 80's so they should have stopped being G'n'R then. EDIT:Or Abba with out interband sex?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:10,
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Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:05,
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Axle rose
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:05,
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New Album has a beeeeeeeeeeeg tophatted hole in it:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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100% slash
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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Uptil recently lets face it
G'n'R were called Velvet Revolver.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:08,
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I was always meh about GnR
As railway lines go, it is just meh
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:12,
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You can meh G'n'R
But not Slash. He is the enbodyment of Rock:)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15,
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he's injected basalt into his bloodstream? must have tried everything else
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25,
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Axl Rose :)
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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William Axl Rose:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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Ahhh...
Thank you for you anally retentive attention to detail. :)
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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:09,
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I still have the lighter burn on my thumb from the Wembley Stadium gig in '93
Backed up by Soundgarden and Faith No More:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:10,
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right, ok
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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W.Axl Rose
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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What the fuck is Oral Swex?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:11,
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Woral sex!
A shag near Liverpool!!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:13,
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oral sex in japan
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:15,
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Or as I took to Reading festival in 95
William Axl Marrow (a marrow with lenon shades, a studded collar, a carrot nose and a bandana)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:16,
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On top of the page.
GNAH ! NO EXTRACT TOOL IN PHOTOSHOP ! THE 'Redefine Edge' thing is RUBBISH. ** Goes back to CS3 ** Thank goodness I didn't buy it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€ ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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hahaha!
Nice one.
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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Anna Suckova?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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haha
i thought it was jason donovan though ....
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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:18,
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ahhh
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sutton a non-prophet organization! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:01,
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If that was allowed for real,
I'd still be teaching
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:02,
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I thought you had webbed hoodies in Norfolk?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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hahaha!
Wish fulfilment time...
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:04,
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Hahaha yes!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:14,
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Great!
Love the final facial expression.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:45,
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hahaha
big grins all round
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24,
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The creator
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squareheadedfreak ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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*right clicks*
*writes down letters* *subtracts* ah. good. well done
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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im no good at
anagrams
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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cappy handles, sir
(write them all in a ring so you don't get distracted)
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:01,
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i will have to try that later
poker time :-)
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:11,
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happy b3taday to you!
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:02,
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thankyeee
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:11,
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Yep...
that works.
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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Oh what fun it is to shop the cast from Emmerdale
O! Sorry. Too late for the compo I know, but had to get it out of my head.
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Cloudane ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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Not even a spang?
Ah well. I fail at this stuff! 'pologies for the waste.
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Cloudane ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:18,
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spang!
there ya go! ;)
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:31,
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6 letters website
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squareheadedfreak ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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www.eeeeee.com
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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ego?
but it's not a website, and it has three letters. Er, dunno.
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54,
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Erm, I think you may have misunderstood what an anagram is.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54,
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yep...
this is a rebus.
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:56,
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Although,
thinking on it, I suppose it isn't really. Maybe I am just being moody ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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I nearly made 118118 questions swear at me :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:56,
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well done, you!
what did you ask?
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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how is babby formed
4 times, they were getting pissed off, god i'm bored
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:02,
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haha...
incidentally, how exactly is babby formed? I think I know, but I'm not sure.
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:08,
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go east?
/OH MY GOD...ive only just realised what it meant
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:55,
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you poor thing!
has your electricity been cut off? you've been reduced to candle power!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:57,
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it has
and its fooking freezing.. ...oh well...off to the ferndale for a few games of poker :-)
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:59,
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poker is fun
especially if she likes being poked
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:03,
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give her cider
then try putting things in cider might work
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:10,
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haha
dont worry, some people are just born retarded :)
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squareheadedfreak ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:58,
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independent
i like the one i drew before better.
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sooperdave ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:36,
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More polished
but still not quite right. Hehewww.b3ta.com/board/8992699
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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this would make a good artoon animated
it'd be filled with fluffy styled hatred and anger :D edit: you know, when those hands finally land on the stage they'll make one hell of a loud clapping noise
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:42,
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Made me guffaw out loud.
Nice one!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:46,
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thats what you get for playing to the bald leper demographic
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connor ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:48,
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theyll give an arm and a leg to come see you though.
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sooperdave ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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well,
i'd say they're pretty 'armless
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:50,
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Pfft
Handy
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Cloudane ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:58,
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Hahaha, oh fuck! I just noticed it's animated!
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Bob Todd whee ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: ANAGRAM PHOTOSHOPS
Funeral? Real fun. Robert DeNiro? Nerdier Robot. Kylie Minogue? I Like Em Young. Take a phrase or celebrity name, work out a really good anagram, and then photoshop the result. Challenge suggested by HappyToast and voted for by YOU.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:36,
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*thinks of anagrams*
All the good ones will be gone before the day is out
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:38,
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don't worry, people will start using ackronyms instead
with resulting nazigasm :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:39,
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And Spoonerisms
don't forget those.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:42,
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suite qo
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:42,
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Not just celebs.
Good.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:38,
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Cheers Fraser!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:39,
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Ahh! Nice one.
Good man, Toasty.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:39,
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Ooh OK
I like this because, once again, there will be very few reposts!
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:40,
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Good point, Twerp fool!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:43,
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Well agreed, Damn Tots!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:45,
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Hahahahahahaha
My real name is Weedy on God or We end goody.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:49,
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How is that possible when your surname is House?
;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:51,
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It is NOT
It's really "Moon comes over de mountain"
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:56,
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YES!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:40,
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Go on then,
get 'em out!!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:44,
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*waits for Archie to unload*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54,
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I got a cream to stop that happening so quickly....
/bastard thing is you have to rub it in...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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ooo...
a carthorse orchestra, perhaps? edit: my all-time favourite anagram is "To be or not to be: that is the question; whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..." which becomes: "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." But I don't think it would 'shop very well...
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enceladus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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and what time d'you call this???
we've been waiting all afternoon! *huffs*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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hastily edited for actual appearance of new competition
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:50,
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ok, so you've expanded it even more
fair enough I suppose
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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*shops minimal anagram in response*
edit: hang on. you've ninja'd that post that's the sort of celebrity subject you wanted isn't it toasty?
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:58,
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TOAP Allowed then?
yes or no?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54,
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NO NEVER!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:25,
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best site for coming up with anagrams :)
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squareheadedfreak ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:59,
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Oh fuck! another shitty challenge!
* Auto text E V E - A L L !
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:12,
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This sounds like too much work
so I can't be arsed.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:12,
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Bzzt
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:14,
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Her left breast is twitching
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Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:15,
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That's the first thing I noticed too...
Funny that!
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:16,
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Still would.
OOHHH yeah, all night long.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:16,
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it's her heart pounding for ME
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:18,
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You mean you're pounding one off over her?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:19,
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You mean you're not?
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Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:20,
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*declines from commenting*
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:22,
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no, because she scanky
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:26,
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just over her left breast
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:36,
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Who wants to help fight YouTube censorship?
Comment on this, also rate it, favourite it and post a Video Response.www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN8W77tyfTE&yt&yt You can watch them alter the stats in realtime. The view count hasn't changed in hours. :P
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:25,
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and?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:30,
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&
Right, I'm off.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:32,
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Erm, since when did youtube become the property
of anyone bar youtube?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:38,
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but but!! it's for the people of youtube! they made it !!!eleven!!!11!11one!!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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Google owned.
It's a total sham now.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:46,
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So with it being owned by Google,
does that mean you own it any more?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:47,
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The stat manipulation is what I disapprove of.
Well I'm off now
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:50,
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But why are you so convinced of this?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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because it's a reality
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:55,
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it's also a fact that youtube view counters don't update in real time
sometimes taking hours, if not a day or so, to upload new figures.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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actually I may take it all/some back
as I've just seen a comment stupid enough to make me just stare out of the window drooling.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:09,
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Please share :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:13,
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it's not the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life (nothing has yet surpassed that)
"Very cool. They used to experiment with video feedback to capture spirits of the dead. Google video feeback and ghosts! "
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:14,
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youtube, owned by google
google, replete with fun from TLA organisations youtube fixes viewing results and "innapropriate" comments good luck with your vain hope
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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what are they censoring ?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:43,
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They alter the view counts of most politically-related videos.
This can be seen very clearly on the one above. Views: 13,665 - Impossible it's gone viral worldwide, plus the guy has 36,000 subscribers. Text Comments: 2,054 Views: 13,665 - This ratio to comments is insane.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:45,
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Is that despite the fact that the whole purpose of the video
is to get people to comment on it?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:49,
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It can't be seen at all from that link
views - 13,665 to comments 2054 - so? does there have to be a strict ratio figure before it passes from the realm of 'accepted true viewings' to 'suspected tampered viewing fiugures'? And how 'viral' has this gone exactly? For my two penneth I've not seen or heard about it until now, and from what I've seen, you've only linked to it today on b3ta. Show me proof that they doctor comments, or at the very least, give me a backed up evidential argument before coming out with phrases that suggest you know for certain they do this. Sources please fella - you know we like 'em :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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the problem is that youtube really does lock the viewing totals on videos
you'll see the occasional video that has comments consisting of person1: it's at 15325 person2: it's still at 15325 person3: wtf it's at 15325 person4: it's 15325... for hundreds of people some folk get twitchy when they see stuff like that
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54,
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Ahhh, I see.
Youtube is life. Youtube is reason to get upset. At. The. Internet.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:56,
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no, not at all
I think that something selling itself as a great opt in community that basically is full of shit is what annoys people. it doesn't matter if it's in print, online, or what someone told you in the pub if it's demonstrably full of crap people do have a right to get upset, but I guess if it's on the internet as it's just pretend, oh well guess it's not worthy of any kind of note at all.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:03,
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But hasn't there always been a delay
at times for stats updating? That doesn't necessarily mean they are holding it down....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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ah well
as long as folk click on the adverts :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:06,
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Look at the 'Honors' on the video. Plus the other stuff I mentioned, oop there
Yes, that ratio is abnormal. Plus several comments are being deleted on that very video, and not offensive ones. Right, back to it.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:55,
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pretty much everything
apart from blatant and prosecutable copyright violations oddly
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:46,
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perhaps nobody has looked at it.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:47,
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i'm in favour
of more censorship for youtube comments
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:52,
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hahaha, a fair, valid and well made point there.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:01,
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well, there is that
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:07,
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YES !! Radiation is good
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:30,
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that looks like a good drink
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:34,
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i have a poor one:
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:53,
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ummm...here's another
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:12,
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hahaha!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:20,
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How in the hell did HE......
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:20,
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lol
I was thinking of doing that, not done one yet. \henryvirginblog
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:33,
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that took me way too long
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:37,
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Hello Boys
CFB (414k) First attempt at spiderising a lady woman. Constructive criticism gratefully accepted, as always. (I know the front knee is a bit crap)
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:10,
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Nice one!
Also, is there ever going to be a new series of Sick on a Widow? :)
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:13,
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Fab work!
Well done you!
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greedydave cries when he wanks ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:20,
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It's like a daily mail photo
click
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:24,
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Hey!
There's no need to be rude!
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:40,
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very nice
does she do dates? edit: hang on - female spiders do what after sex? Ah well - still would
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:27,
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Jodie Albert
oh yes
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:32,
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*Vishnus*
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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising... ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:43,
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they grow so quickly
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:04,
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Those kids look too happy
for my liking. Probably just the right amount for Gary Glitter though.
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Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:06,
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no, they look too old for mr gadd
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:09,
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Kittens do grow quickly
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:07,
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they get bigger as you pet them
...
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:09,
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from Sarah Palin's Stalker, for Jolly Jack, via Photoshop, with apologies
for Sarah Palin's Stalker, from Jolly Jack, via Potatoshop, with appy polly loggieswww.b3ta.com/board/8993146 edit: no strike in title
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:49,
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*tries to think of gag involving 'sump' and 'spurting' but realises, can't be arsed and goes back to eating egg and bacon sandwich*
'ning all
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:56,
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Washing machine catastrophe O.O.S.??
Edit:- Good work on the NORK improvement.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:56,
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: )
those suds get everywhere
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:59,
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Silly wimmin
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:57,
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I made some art =D
Click for bigger (153KB)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€ ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16,
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OOOh purdy
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:17,
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Ooohh nice
It reminds me of a better looking version of that old NES game I had! :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:17,
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Rainbow islands?
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Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:23,
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That's it!
Well done that person!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:24,
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loved that game
never made it to monster island, though.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:27,
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*obscure refrence time*
"What he meant is monster island is actually a penninsula" Prize for the first correct guess :-)
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:50,
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the simpsons
lisa is about to be made president, but they find out she failed gym, so she is sent to monster island.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:55,
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impressive!
Well done!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:04,
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heheh
i have a huge amount of useless t.v trivia lodged in my brain :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:05,
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There's worse things to have lodged in your brain
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:34,
archived )
nice!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:17,
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that
is very, very woo
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:19,
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That's very nice. I like it.
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Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:19,
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Very nice
I would put a little more detail in the rainbow, but other than that it's vewy perty
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Sabbie was bored until ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:23,
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Reminds me of the video for Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc"
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:24,
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Sweet
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:25,
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reminds me of World of Goo
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:29,
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I like
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:34,
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luvverlee
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:38,
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very nice.
*clicks*
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FOONLY ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:48,
archived )
this is so very beautiful
*instaclick*
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:07,
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"One 'art' please"
That is very nice. Lovely work.
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:15,
archived )
*blames Smash Monkey for mental image*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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many types of wrong!
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
archived )
*Chunders*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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It looks nothing like him, not even with those glasses.
/bash regular joke
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:34,
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i'm not taking the rap for this one!
nice norks, though.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:48,
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exactly!
he was the one thing i said DIDN'T need more oiled nips!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:50,
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Oh my god!
MY EYES!!!!! why would you do this?!
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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oh dear god no.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
archived )
Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:48,
archived )
Hahaha
*lols at 2-1 on*
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:49,
archived )
heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:51,
archived )
Hahahahha
Ningles!
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Nathanial Hornblower ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:02,
archived )
Scoowarrb
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:10,
archived )
..
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:15,
archived )
*vomits*
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:48,
archived )
Fetch the AIDSLOL hammers and the flaming nails!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:48,
archived )
i just real lolled.
:D
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:02,
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Gaaaaah!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:49,
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Do they belong to Mel B?
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:50,
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Curiosity.....
To whom do those mounds belong???? (& don't waste my time with "John Mcrirrick" please)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:51,
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I'm guessing Posh Spice.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:54,
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Oooohhhh.....good guess, inclined to agree.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:57,
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Unknown GIS person
Here Originally tried with Lindsay Lohan's cleavage but it wasn't ample enough. And my colour matching is a little off...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:57,
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Phwooaarr.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:02,
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*SNAP*
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:08,
archived )
That should've never happened.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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omg
*blames parents*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:58,
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tenuous pearoast
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:01,
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Best picture I've seen of Madonna in AGES!!!
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:08,
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sorry not meaning to threadrush but
this came immediately to mind
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:12,
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yes
he CAN has cheezeburger!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:13,
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Nyom nYOM
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skeltonator Needs some new daps. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:14,
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one third of this picture is very nice
the rest gives me terrors
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OneOfSome ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16,
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which third?
the head?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:19,
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PHWOOOAAUUUUURRRRGGGHHHH!!!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:29,
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no comment...
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NeeNoo ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:45,
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does it make a picture of a shit?
woo
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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Im not liking the usage of the official JJ font TM
Its confusing me! Is that braille bog roll?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
archived )
wow, if you can draw or write stuff while your wiping your arse
then I applaud your ability
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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As the constipated mathematician said...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:49,
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twooooooooooooooooooooououo! ?
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:53,
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I thought he worked it out with a pencil.
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Wize ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:57,
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Work it out with a pencil!
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:57,
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mmmmm....BRAILLE bog roll??
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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ha!
Though the parity bits are wrong if that is an IBM tape.
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FOONLY ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:47,
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lezza or hamster? YOU decide.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:39,
archived )
oooh. Tricky.
:D *clicks*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:40,
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thank you, now i am going to have to go and download It's Tricky by RUN DMC
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:43,
archived )
Iiiiiiiiiit's tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time IT'S TRICKY!
It's tricky Tricky Tricky I met this little girly, her hair was kinda curly, got to her house busted her out and her parents went on a world-wide tour looking for her, which included meeting the pope.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:50,
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That's very well done, that is.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:40,
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very good
not sure which is original
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:40,
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this is top shoppery
i cant figure out which is the original one...
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:41,
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It's the lady
AICMFP
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:44,
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dippy bint
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:14,
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Blummin ace.
Is it gay to say that I thought she was very good in "The King And I"? I mean - both in making the comment and in having watched the fillum?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:42,
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he is turning into the creepy pervy alcoholic uncle, who ends up having a sex change
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:42,
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And what's wrong with that?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:45,
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becuase he then tests his sex change out on you!
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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So ... he's become a woman ...
Would that mean it would be gay for me to shag ... her? *is utterly confused now*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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he touched me in my private area, and I didn't like it
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:48,
archived )
that's right, rub it in
fucking hamster's pet!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:49,
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the feel of his callused digit
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weaver. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:53,
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Best shag ever.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:43,
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canunny
nice work
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:44,
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Verreh well done
Methinks the jodie foster head is shopped, and the hammond one is the original. Foster is ever so slightly paler... Rather wooly done though.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
archived )
Keeeeeeerect!
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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Or as Magnus magnusson once said so often
"KRECT"
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:51,
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ahhah yeh
i used to say that after hearing Magnus say it.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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i love that film so much
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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yey!
its great isn't it.
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:54,
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it is
it's a bastard finding it on dvd, though
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:56,
archived )
*weeps in frustrated confusion*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
archived )
(heard the joke on the radio)
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:36,
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ahahahah
awesome *click*
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:38,
archived )
*flexes spanging arm*
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weaver. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:38,
archived )
no cyan cap
no dice FRESH though woo
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GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:39,
archived )
*groans*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:39,
archived )
To Bel-Air!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:40,
archived )
Brilliant
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:41,
archived )
oh ffs
*readies Old-spangfaithful*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:42,
archived )
hahahaha
took me a minute!
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jlkgjsfhoj ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:43,
archived )
heh heh heh
*claps warmly*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:43,
archived )
i thought this was something to do with him being black, and snow being white
until i read it again, properly this time. I found it funny both ways though
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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Please someone stop him and Spielberg from dicking
up a great movie!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:54,
archived )
Hahahahahahah
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:27,
archived )
hahaha. brill.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers ,
Sat 6 Dec 2008, 10:04,
archived )
revealed:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:23,
archived )
0_0
Edit: Sorry, that was rude. Have a bit of w/y/h....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:24,
archived )
Pfft!
Top stuff!
(
Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world. ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:26,
archived )
:D
Bet he doesn't have his own grill
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:28,
archived )
o_O
As I have to work for a living and can't really skive, I've missed out on wtf the Henry Meme is all aboot.
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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:30,
archived )
I think it came from JPG
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:33,
archived )
Guilty, your honour.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:34,
archived )
Evening everybody
Feeling really good today :)
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:21,
archived )
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:21,
archived )
You loon!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:22,
archived )
hahaha
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:24,
archived )
haha
excellent
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:25,
archived )
Pffft
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spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask! ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:27,
archived )
usernamestringerror 01
cockingmungous
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:36,
archived )
Hahahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:28,
archived )
silly person!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:29,
archived )
Hahahah nicely
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ClanSoul ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:30,
archived )
you am a nutter!
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:32,
archived )
Hahahahaha
Does that mean you are gonna fist yourself?
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:48,
archived )
:D
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:23,
archived )
hahaha
*joys* :D
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amon - hooray :D ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:15,
archived )
You won't soon if you don't post a pic
*makes idle threats*
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:22,
archived )
Ha ha!
*points and laughs*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:32,
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