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# Warning: Contains irrelevant fantasy violence
(CrazyDave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Oh I love that film...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Really?
I'm rather surprised at that admission.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# REALLY really
along with most later films with Hugh Grant in. I don't fancy him or anything, I just like watching him.

See:

About a Boy
Music and Lyrics
Bridget Jones 1+2....

I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Not in the slightest.
I think Mr Firth acquits himself rather well in the above.
Especially the scene in the restaurant when he asks his pixie to marry him.

/incurable romantic blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Oh he's lovely too, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh yes
And the bit where the Orc gets Mr Firth's entrails stuck in his teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Cardinal Fang Ouch! Crap, that hurt..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I know what you mean
He's grown into a pretty decent character that comes out in most of those.

After being convinced I'd hate the film, and so avoiding watching it despite having a lovely chinese copy and being very bored...I finally did, and found it to be quite enjoyable :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I love everything about it
Colin Frizzle of course is a highlight, as is seeing Egg (although him holding up his signs make me cry)...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Captain
I'm deeply, deeply disappointed in you. I've had to sit through that utter piece of shit TWICE now, it represents everything that's wrong with the British film industry and Richard Curtis.

*stamps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# pffft
sorry, I just wish they'd spend the money on something decent.

Watched Doomsday last week, fucking hell that was shite..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ^ This
with magnificently-crafted diamond & brass knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# One of the main things that's wrong with Richard Curtis is
Emma Freud.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# oh so that's what happened to him
I wondered why he went shit, to go from writing genius like Blackadder to Love Actually would take something drastic..

Comedians and comedy writers tend to stop being funny when they become happy and contented, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Often artists full stop I've found
I've written some really excellent bits and pieces (and of course many that were average or truly shit, but that's besides my point so stop dawdling!) but since I found my best friend and soul mate I've only written a handful of things
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# See also Mickey Blue Eyes.
Four weddings is brilliant, but that is in spite of Hugh.

It is all about this scene!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=b_a-eXIoyYA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I've not seen Mickey yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# It is really rather enjoyable.
But mainly for the gangsters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# personally I enjoyed the mini driving backwards along the motorway
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ban this sick filth!
(nom_nom_nom, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# HAhaha, YES!
I do love a bit of smug
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# subtle smug is the best
i took a long time to spot this one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I saw it straight away
*smugs*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Now do one with Henry
I'm getting to like the guy.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# This is terrific
and deserves more recognition
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Fantastic!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Mooooooooo
n
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# pig
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# dot
com
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice - and not even 100k
Tha's nae moo'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha this is brilliant!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# \o/
that's very lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# YAY
Did you see the teds in space today? They were brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# no..linky?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# :D
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091896/Out-world-British-teddy-bears-strapped-helium-weather-balloon-reach-edge-space.html
EDIT: And let it be known that I saw this on cuteoverload, not the Mail shite.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha yay!

god speed!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *beep* No, I said it looks like a cow, over *beep*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Mootiful lunatics.
SHRPPK..One small step for a .....
...
...
SHRPPK
...
SHPRPRPPKK Eagle?
...
SHRPPK.. Err.  Nothing, Houston.  Nothing at all.  Can I start again?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
don't be awful
give me a rofl
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# THERE IS NO CHOLERA ON B3TA, YOU CAN ALL GO AWAY NOW THANKS BYE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# EDIT: Sorry, what we meant was well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ^ That's shit that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i iz in yr caravan
lynching yr paedos
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *sandwich splatters keyboard*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ha! Bumhug!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# This
*officelols*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# AIN'T NO BAGPUSS WHEN YOU'RE GONE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Um...don't read down then :/

Edit: De-ris from earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I'm concerned over your evident lack of respect for The Clangers.
I shall send my enforcer round, if you're not careful...



Edit: She's watching you...

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# They're evil
That clanger in the shag-scenes is an actual toy myself and my mum kind of jointly own.

It sneaks into alsorts of places. Snuck into my suitcase travelling too China BOTH times. Even tried to get into my hood when I was about to walk on stage at my graduation!

Evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *unleashes the Pig O' Doom*
I did warn you..., you've only brought this on yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Aww, she's so CUTE!
*pork scratches behind pig ears*
*rubs her some pork belly*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# AUSTRIAN PROP KNIFE SUPPLIER OF THE YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# colours your jizm has been
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# GEOFF MAN!!...A SPIDERS BIT ME...A CANNA PEE!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you can now get two sheeps to the euro
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# BAGGY PUSSY SPECIALITY

I'll fuck you so hard your shit will turn soupy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *readies soup bowls*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# get off my fucking t.v Graham Norton
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I see you have Liberty city minute
Ive been trying for this but my sodding game keeps glitching. Every time i get a phone call from a character i get bumped, interrupting the call which never comes again :( Ive had to fully restart 4 times
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yea I had a few glitches..did it in about 29 in game hours 1 hr spare :)

had two save files as backup in case it glitched ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ^This
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# A portal to another hurl
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# WAITING FOR WOOLWORTHS TO CLOSE SO WE CAN GET GIANT GLOWING WOWOS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# But I'm already here!
*eats ready brek*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Now available in Woolworths
(IPFreely, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Having a go on Betty Page's still-warm 85-year-old norks
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# i detest that woman
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Kidnapping your rofls for the reward money
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Sucide is painless, it brings on many ratings.
For Sky at least.
(CrazyDave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# pathing the way to procrastination station
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Delivered at 4mph

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# NOW CENSORED BY THE IWF
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Because there's a little Bagpuss in all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# EVERYONE'S A CUNT EXCEPT ME
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# NOW WITH LESS CHANCE OF GIVING YOU CANCER THAN IRISH PORK
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# If Beyoncé was a boy, if just for one day, she probably wouldn't whine so much.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Procrastination Revolution - Today, the sofa, tomorrow, the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# (up to) 50% off sale on contents!
(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# It's no good Henry is just too heavy

Ninj Original
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I am liking that... Have a

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WOO WOO woo --- woo WOO WOO WOO woo --- woo WOO WOO WOO woo --- woo WOO WOO
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* In the Style of Kit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Why is it always wooing in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Yea... but I beat you to it up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# hahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Hump


Click for bigger (152KB)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# While Shepherds wore their flocks by night
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ALL WATCHING ITV
*can't remember the actual words*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# The angel of the lord came down
and switched to BBC...

*sings*
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I like muffun,,, muffun the mule

* Not sure why I admitted to that?

8{
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha, top stuff, Mr On The Farm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Top as ever!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# My word that's wonderful!
Woo and
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hi cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# oh Dottie!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Based on a true story.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# you've got no proof of that!
you'll be hearing from my solicitor
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahahha
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ace as per usual
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
*prints*
*sends to family*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# HaHaHa and it often happens
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudanese_goat_marriage_incident
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I remember when you were funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You're almost certainly thinking of someone else.
Possibly but not definitely Joe Pasquale.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Super.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Rubbish as usual!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Who swapped the prop sword?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ace
but you dropped this

S
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Thanks, I wondered where that had got too!
*picks S up
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# This reminds me of Animal Kwackers
with that scary Rasta lion.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# YES YES YES THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Woo
due to the underlining I aways though your nick was g4nobody!

EDIT: Hello. My name is Inigo Monbagpus. You killed my clanger. Prepare to die!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ^this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# *reverlates*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *fools canines*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *tackles*
Oi you, did you see my lion? I had you in mind as I was drawing nice things and not horrid things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Lovely! :D
Though for a moment I thought that the legs spelt out 'cunt'. That's the kind of day I'm having.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oh I wish they did now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha, the name's Quentin, so it's a Q
q4nobody.co.uk is my site where I add to when I get time these days!(2 sons under 4!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# 4 what?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# 4Q buddy ;)
he he he
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# They're scoundrels anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# CLANG BANG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Bad Jessie!!!!
but Pffft! all the same.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] AutoCAD you know the score :)


Click for bigger (49KB)
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# didn't i...
but it was...

huh...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh dear.....
I'm not sure that was a wise idea.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh Well
I guess i'm just a rank amature
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Not at all,
merely that your bottom may be a little sore from the inevitable raping.

I did try to couch my response in gentle tones.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You're just buttering him up for yourself
let us all have a go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# No no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes*
*no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Erm ...
Oops. This is partly my fault, all - I requested a smaller version.

Sorry - and thank you to bowi555, but you're going to be nazied.

I'd join in but I feel partially responsible.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's what the Nazi's said
um...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I think you'll find they requested
A larger version, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# never mind
these things happen : )
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That's very understanding of you
You bloody hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# It's all your fault, AS USUAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Haha!
*twirls moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I had an awesome anecdote about my boss and you just deleted it.
YOU FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU.

Not really. It wasn't awesome in the slightest. Edit, though. Is your friend.

Edit: Oh, wait. That didn't happen. Who's the massive spastic now? It's me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I think what was meant was that it's not very wise for people to have 'cunt' in large letters on their screens at work.
The text is still very legible, therefore this wasn't really much of an improvement.

As will no doubt already have been mentioned by the time I've finished typing this, you would have been better off using the 'edit' button on the previous thread where you posted this than creating a new thread. New threads push someone else's work off the bottom of the screen - something which potentially could have taken them hours to make, so reposting in new threads tends to make people quite angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ^ what this wise man said.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# /\ This
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Very wise
to wise for me i'll try to be a good little boy and am at this moment banging my head with a medium sized frying pan.

BAD MAN!!! (me)
(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# You gotta think though
if you're really worried about the word "CUNT" appearing on your screen while you're at work maybe b3ta isn't the best website to be hanging out on!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I don't have to think.
Don't you repress me, you facist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Just tell your boss
it's a self help group for tourettes sufferers and then swear at him till he asks HR to put you on paid leave
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Sadly my boss is 6' 5", and I'm only 5'11".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Is this work or a playground?
We don't tend to solve work-place disputes with violence here.

Psychological torture perhaps...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I work in a boxing ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# arfternoon "fantasy" time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Scottish Widows!
*fantasy's*

and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# "Warning team..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Go for the food, the spy glass and the rampant rabbit!
woo to the lully image too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# listen
very carefully - i shall say zis only once! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Dear Lord, boy, you're very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# i'm not bad at pics either
badom-tish! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
#
you dropped this:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# hehehe
nice! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Crap*.
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahhaa
nah right first time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That is rather nice
and reminds me of Knightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i used to love that program
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# most woo!
kalick
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Jesse your stuff is always lovely but I'm liking this very much
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yay thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
# seriously
wtf
too ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] so that's why she took such good care of him....

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# pffft...
Emily used to creep the fuck out of me

But I think the 80s look suits her
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely! - also seems an apt place to put this...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# we will mend him
we will fix him
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/9007677
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# *blub*
like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
But I didn't like Professor Yaffle. He was too stern for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# He said the Queen was 'Lovely' apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha
That's the Henry suit that Liz uses to walk amoungst the masses (innit).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspiration


Jones the Steam wasn't too impressed with the new privatised railway....

RIP Oliver Postgate, who inspired quite a few of us grow up and become train drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# :D
Do you ever make 'WOO-WOO' noises?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# :-)
Only reason I joined the job - the ability make lots of noise using the horns!

(That and being allowed to run around the countryside doing 100mph)
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# 4 Minute Doodle -12/12/08
Something nice, for a change.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# flowerkitteh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Mrowr..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# IT'S 'ANDY LION !!!
Like him, so does my 3 year old!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# aaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Parsley!
*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Sage! Rosemary! Thyme!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Otter spooj!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Great on Blinis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# *Simon & Garfunkels*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'll funkel you in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# oh HAI!
*poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# How marvellous!
Inspired perchance by the late lamented Postgate?

And also, hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Strangely, no, even though I have a Parsley t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# A Parsley T-Shirt?
That would look ace with my sage trousers and corriander boots...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Noooo, it is a little lady t shirt that has him on and says 'I'm Parsley the Lion'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yes... and it would look ace with my homemade herb clothing.
What did you think I meant?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# I have pants with cumin.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I don't have the thyme for such wordplay...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Lovely
You bloody hippy. Now do a chainsaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hah, I might later.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Botanist cat is flowery.
Nice tail.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Why thank you *swishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# He incapacitates his victims with hayfever
then hugs them.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yay!!
100% ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Awwwww....
*cuddles kitty*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :D I hoped you'd be around to see him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# aww how lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Aww!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *waves* :D
<not-harsh>'ello Parsley!</not-harsh>
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# More history!

Click for 200+ more doofers.

Previous item of historical interest, which may explain the above one, slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh shit, sorry.
I'd not have posted if I knew you had so recently.

Sorry, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# No problem at all
and with a sig like that, who could possibly take offence?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# A kind and noble soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# hells yeah
now i want marshmallows
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# haha - grand!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Mothra, Soup Dragon, lasers, hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Yay Soup Dragon Wars
www.b3ta.com/board/9016865
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I preferred Flowered Up myself
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Where's the begining of the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# click the link that says (Thread)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers
*note to self read EVERYTHING*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# What! What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I can just imagine Art shouting, 'Mwahahaha I yam giant!'
With that lot around.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# someone set up us the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# MAKE YOUR TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# They are viewing b3ta and there was a NSFW image posted by a noob?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Damn
Squits is gonna hit the fan now.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ONOES! Frikkin' lasers!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Oooh
buzzy buzzy shooty shooty

'crap' indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# the logo on the satellite
is the pipingrad's one ????
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# As was the one on the tank earlier in the arc...
I'm hoping there might be a reappearance for Jack in all of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Did 2 girls 1 cup just appear on that monitor?
Ace as always Mr JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It's the
American Idol result
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Where they watching 2 girls 1 cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
I think it was a show of great commitment for them to stay and see the results when they were all so obviously dying for a wee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# There have been a number of rather good adaptations of this cropping up on /links.
The one with "Luke, I am your father" at the vital juncture is a personal fave...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I was expecting ceiling cat make an appearance top centre.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# *googles*
............................oog.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm hoping that was a joke!
Of not I'm sending a councillor over to you now.

*calls Dr. Octopus Girl*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It's like the shooting of JFK or the release of Mandela,
everyone remembers where they were when they first saw 2 girls 1 cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# What?
Mandella got released?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# What on earth would he want with a local governement official?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Well you have to start your collection somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Especially as they don't do anything
;P
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Drama!
Ta for updating your site - I had missed one.

Have you thought about getting WordPress set-up with the ComicPress extension? It gives loads of features and is a doddle to update.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Point & Click Game About A Man With No Arms


Concept Art 2
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I would like to play this game.
Nice pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# do you actually make these into games?
I liked the look of the adventure one in your website...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I've only made one into a game, this one:
jayisgames.com/archives/2007/10/the_tall_stump.php

I would like to make more games, but I am not able to code them myself and it's hard to find coders to work with you who actually stick through the project (if you know one though..always looking..)
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Get the Games Factory.
No coding knowledge required!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I haven't tried Games Factory before but
I've messed with Gamemaker, Adventure Game Studio, looked into Flash Action Script....I just don't have the mind for it I don't think
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# GF uses a simple WYSIWYG interface.
I've been playing with various incarnations of the software since 'Klik and Play' back in 93.

I like using it to make retro-looking games:
www.lulu.com/content/2708108
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# well if your up for it.
Perhaps a collab in the new year?
You supply the art, i supply the actionscript.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hell yeah
Send me an e-mail or private message here or whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# cool
we'll chat in the new year
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I like these...

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WOO WOO woo --- woo WOO WOO WOO woo --- woo WOO WOO WOO woo --- woo WOO WOO
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* In the Style of Kit
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# >Use tape on box
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Open box
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Use cone with apple
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Pull door
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Push box
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Use tape with fuse
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Take fuse
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Look
You are in a room. You have no arms.
Eat apple
You cannot do that, as you have no arms.
Bash head repeatedly against wall
You have died. Points: 0.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Use arsecheeks to grab tape
tape apple with circular bottom motion
drop tape pick up taped apple with arsecheeks
fart taped apple at fuse

etc.etc.

you have to think outside the box with these game you know
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# there's crap on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Give him a break he can hardly sweep up
now can he? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# zomg real picture time
Well actually its a HDR, a process I quite enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Tons better than a lot of HDR I've seen.
Have some clickling :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# THat's rendered?
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Not rendered
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_dynamic_range_imaging

bloody nice though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# science!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Woo nice work!

One from this summer...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# After'ning



(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# o hai
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Hi there blue face man!
How have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# He's been alright
not seen much of him recently as he's been out travelling (well, sitting in the attic, but he doesn't know that I know that, so shhh).
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Didn't we meet at the Tarquin's Ball last Summer?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Probably
He is a slut for PR
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I know but his canapes are to die for!
Cheese and pineapple hedgehog anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Mmm, I totally would

/hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I like how waiting
involves looking at his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# You odd person, you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)

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