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# I regret it already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Awesome
I like this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# How does fashion work?
I don't get it.

This pic is aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Levers and pullies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Carbonsequence


www.newscientist.com/article/dn16259-cosmic-diamonds-may-be-hidden-in-carbon-onions.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Cosmic...
/Roderney blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# You dipstick!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *ambles around like a stick insect in a little girl's t shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Alright, Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# If there is such a thing as reincarnation,
knowing my luck I'll come back as me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I love this
And I love Newsdentist.

There is a lot of love this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hippy.
Redress the balance by tripping up an ugly stranger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# this is why you should only eat organic foods
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# chthonic!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh noes!
But look on the bright side, he will now shit diamonds!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I do that already.
They're special ones though, they don't look like normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Do they look like chocolate covered peanuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Do you think I'm an elf or a smurf or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I really don't know.
What with you being on the internet, you could be anything....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I'm a big hairy man-beast.
Check out my massive, throbbing penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Brown diamonds?
They're especially rare, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO!
C60!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# The embodiment of nonchalance in the first frame, there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
this is crazy. who eats raw onions?!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# hahahaha
*grins and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# YES
hello the Neville, haven't seen you round here in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Barry combo!


EDIT damn you finite!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Curse you space veg!
you are neither good for willy shapes of perserves!.

Woo:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Love the new art style
Sets you apart form all the b3ta teh Neville copy-cats that have cropped up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Actually I read the entire thing thinking it was We Are The Lemon.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# ..


blog and archive

article here for anyone who can be bothered
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Oooooh, what bastards.
Although, to be fair, they are solicitors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Eeesh what a cnut
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)
# nice one sir
also, bastards
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# This is ... the happy house ... we're happy here ...
Dis one go out to all riverghost an Finite crew, who rock it massive:



Quick and dirty and you love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Workshed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Am I being unusually thick today
Or are you being obtuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I'm off to fetch a chainsaw
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Nope!
Oi dunno what the BLUDDY ELL yore on aboot!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# A chainsaw
to kill that thing that you created.

But my chainsaw is in a workshed

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Gaaaah!
Sorry not worth a new thread but I attempted a Yaffle icon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# is it a small b3tan balancing a turd on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Well I did say it wasn't worth a new thread:P
Prof Yaffle's head:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Why is it always crusty in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Crusty?
Goff, you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Gonna to get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# MAYBE YOUR LEG HAD JUST GROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OhtWNUKtIsQ

1 minute 18 sec in!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I found that most enjoyable...
although not as much as the "Topless darts From Chelston Torquay"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I was more of a fan of the weather in Norwegian!
Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Ello mah nehme's Carleh and this is me sister Janine and terdeh Sahmon, weyuh gownteh sing Ehnjels bah Robbeh Willyums for yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ROBBEH WILLYUMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# His whinning reminded me
of this I did for the extending album covers...



That was last year... I am Nostrodamus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# In that case
I blame you for me having a shit millennium night as my mum'd been reading your stuff and was sat crying, white knuckled gripping my wrist worrying that we were all going to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Yeah your mum's such a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# She's fucking lovely.
I'll hear no word against her. She's the best lady in the world, even if she is a bit batshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I agree.
I love your mum.

Who are you, again?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# If you don't know me by now
you will never ever ever know me

oooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahahahah... jesus tittyfucking
that's my childhood you're raping
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Why so serious?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Weeweechu
There's some stupid "weeweechu" joke doing the rounds on email at the moment. However the accompanying picture of two puppies is quite good, so I thought I'd have a play.







EDIT - What the hell is 'Weeweechu'? Link to some random blog, with original source.

.

(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# weeweechu?
Does he have friends called psyfuck, jigglycunt and bulbapoo?


Lovely animations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha these are all tops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# what the fuck is weeweechu?
ace pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# lacist joke
weeweechu a merry christmas
weeweechu a merry christmas
weeweechu a merry christmas
and a happy new year
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# melly cleesmaaas, shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I dunno
They're supposed to be Mexican or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
#
I did say it was stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Excellent animations
puts a smile on my face
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Awww
Brilliant stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# nicely squire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fucking hell, aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Flippin' 'eck!
This is well skill!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I lvoe that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# bored...bored...bored
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# best Henry Yet
Amazing!

this gets a click from me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# High praise indeed....
cheers !
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# This.
immaculate concept
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# arf..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Perhaps I can find new ways to Henry them
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)
# "I can assure you my shopping will be done on time..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hah
have you considered doing a series of images under the heading "Where's Henry?". That's what it felt like for a moment as I searched the image...
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# What Style!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] A small Postgate-flavoured tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I mended the voice box in my
mouse organ mouse today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# b3ta has b0rken your brain.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# More than you'll ever know. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Awwwwwww!
Now this I want!

May work better face on though?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Aye, quite possibly.
'twas my first time at this mini-icon lark, but I figured it wouldn't be Bagpuss if he wasn't yawning his head off.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Ha!
Sometimes he just looks downright miserable instead though....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# wow
wall is in motion... either that or I'm fucking drunk at work again...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ha,
it was an attempt at making the focus fall on Bagpuss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# He's a bright pink cloth cat sat in front of a nondescript brick wall
If he's not the focus to you already, you must be Ray Charles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# *picks up cheese grater*
This is the most violent book I have ever read!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# *picks up pirahnas*
This doesn't feel much like a cake at all. Oh well, time to go out I guess *forces knife-lined colander onto head*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# how did you all end up living in such a death trap?
shirley as a blind person someone would have made you house more safe rather than leaving knife lined colanders around the place...

*worries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You'd think. Perhaps I should write a strongly worded letter
using this pen *goes towards water covered table with electrified poking stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *tackles to the ground*
*wraps in bubble wrap*
*pokes various holes for breathing etc*
*relaxes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# *wets self*
*starts to cry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# good - because an enlarged prostate flavoured tribute is a bad thing
... the doctor has to stick his fingers up your bum and then you have to fellate him

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hello
I think it was a cheeky gag about the duration of a speech by Des McN, the member for Clydebank and Milngavie. Or maybe not. By then, I was losing the will to live.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# is it a small dalek balancing a turd on his head?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ex-cret-i-ate!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ** EX - CRE - MENT **
NINJA EDIT: ^^ actually, what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ah that makes more sense.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Well if he's not being buried
Ex-Cremate:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Yays
I think everyone's icon should change to this for the duration of the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Iconic bagpuss very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# When do the next set come out?
I want a Rooster icon.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# John Wayne?
~Rooster Cogburn
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Classy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I for one welcome our Bagpuss-Dalek hybrid overlords
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Arf!
*resists urge to defend youngsters*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# So THAT'S what they call it these days
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Manchester have voted No to Congestion Charge
I'm Shocked! What ARE the public thinking?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Fewer cars mean fewer joyriding opportunities...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'd like to say sorry before I do this and point out that I think you're tops
FEWER...

aaahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Yeah well, what the fuck's a fucking "scalf" anyway....
Thankyou

EDIT: Wait, which one's wrong? Or are they both wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# it's a baby cow with
with a happy secret
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Well that's OK then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# this confuses me
but I googled it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# GCSE English lols
I got a 'B' twenty years ago. WTF!

I think they're both wrong, because they're both relating to plurals...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I thought that less was to do with the size or extent of something
and fewer was the number... that's what was beaten into me by my mother when I was younger... now when I see the "10 items or less" line in Tesco I feel like I'm about to be walloped.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I think you're right, and I think your mother explained it better than these people...
www.gcse.com/english/less.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# No, you're fine
fewer is for countable quantities, less is for uncountable ones, like an amount of water.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Thanks for the support
but you should have been here before I changed it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Arf!
The congestion charge, in London at least, whilst being a good idea in theory, was never going to work. The people who drive into the city during the hours it operates are either people who have to do it for work, like service engineers etc, or they are people that are so wealthy that paying an extra £8 a day is never going to bother them in the slightest.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# but it does work
traffic is down and so is pollution, the statistics speak for themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# if this logic applies
why are the council telling me that the idiots in my street have voted to have parking in my street by expensive permit only?

tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They aren't thinking at all.
QED.

Bunch of shortsighted wankers that they are.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I quite like that weeping boy.
I can see him having quite the gin habit when he's older.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I love the idea of crying in a bag.
I'm always going to cry in bags from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I've never watched that vid, did he cry into a bag?
in other news: Hello, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# No, he was IN the bag
Hello sweetiebiscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# ahhhh I see
Didn't read properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I'll forgive you because you're a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *makes ears out of brown paper and sticks a cotton wool ball to his bum*
boingboingboingboing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# AWWWWWW *cuddles like the little girl out of the Animaniacs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# you should love him and pet him and call him
George.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I do when I get the chance.
I can't help it, he's all lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7778963.stm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# shush.
*reaches for a bag* :'(
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Bless her.
Now she'll get the peace she wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# *blub*
why are all the groovy people dying this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# the cold weather?
... also - I sometimes think I might be a bit groovy -- should I be worried for my safety?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Translations ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hahah!
Yay for Robinsons jam!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Why do people always say that?
It's Robertson's Jam...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *unfriends people*
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Really? Ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Thats you told *misses out the apostrophe on porpoise*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Don't think we haven't noticed your use of the word "Robinson's"!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# me = ninja editor
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# This^^^^
Also, talking of Robertson's and Golliwogs.

Did you know, that Creedence Clearwater Revival were original called The Golliwogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# What a poor choice in revised name
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# no i didn't
besides, CCR were hardly a band...they were one man...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hand's off my JAM
you Jam stealer you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i quite like a big wiggly arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# yo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yo!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I like
Big Butts and I cannot lie

Yo
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# you brothers can't deny
when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you are american
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# no. i did know a couple of yanks with big wobbly arses.
one of them was an utter champ.

i kindof hate the other.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Eat more lard then!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i have a big wobbly arse, but as it's mine, it's a physicall impossiblity to shag it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ...and you have tried?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# i think i tried stretching my nob around there.
but i honestly don't like things up my arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# \o/
Over here big boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# you're all big wobbly arse :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Oh thanks you... you say this kindest things....
WOO--WOO--WOO--WOO--WOO--WOO

EDIT: That still does not look right!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yay - also the Robinson's Jam is most woo
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# haha
more wobbling?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Racist
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Why because Jordan is white?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Y'mean orange?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Fruitist!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Jelly and Jam are both used in both countries.
Jelly is jam which is made with the fruit in a net, so that it has no pips or bits.

Over here we eat more jam, over there they eat more jelly, but we both use the same words for the same thing there, I am afraid.

Q: What is the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I cannot jelly my cock into your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *crucifies*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# So what's a goblin then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I am...
nom-nom-nom-nom
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ten dollar - me love you long time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Not now Gareth
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Err...
Jam - Contains fruit bits
Jelly - Made from fruit juice

They are not the same thing.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# As Pedantichrist pointed out above you.
however, it's also true that Coke is not a generic term for all soda, yet Americans still use coke instead of soda all the time. Just like they use jelly instead of jam all the time. Stop being so bloody pinicky you pedantic bunch of cranberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Jones The Peacekeeper
(synackle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I was there!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Me too, in safer times
I was lucky enough to be in Mostar for the annual bridge jumping competition this year.
Bosnia and Herzegovina is a beautiful country with some friendly freedom loving people
(synackle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Indeed.
The Serbs are great, so long as you do not try and seperate them.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope he likes this......
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
*needs more coissant*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# should have made it a drinking horn
ah well :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# ^^this & ^this
woo to noggin the smug
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Well isn't that just superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Smugtastic

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Top stuff.
Bravo.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Fantastical
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ace in the face!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Fantastic :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:19, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# :D
fantastic work sir
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^ This wins everything!

click - click - click - click - click - click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# bloody ace
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# A meme?
On the frontpage?

Never!


oh, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahahaha
that's brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha
super duper
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# excellent!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant :)
And congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Thanks you
:}
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Fantastic!
Who says in-jokes never make the FP? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# In the world of Photoshop...
...that's a little bit rather special. Have a massive WOO and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Ta
sometimes just plain old paper and paint does the trick

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i like this a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:28, archived)
# inspired!
well done
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# :)


www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2031341.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# They let all sorts in them clubs in Ibiza these days
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *full blown 60mph leaping hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *full hugged 60mph leaping blo...*
actually, best not. bad back and all.

Lo wow
Lo board
what's goin' on with your selves?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hiya, not much
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:23, archived)
# that carrier bags full of Es

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Silly old sod put too much powder in the machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Time to wheel this out yet again


Nice foam effect btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yes, this was my other thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I thought he was dead
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ^ Cock!

(NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# where do you work?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Over here...

* Waves like a loon...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:22, archived)
# HENRYS CAT!!!
i emailed bob goodfrey when i was 15 and he emailed me back ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:10, archived)
# did he try and groom you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Why is it always foamy in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# That's the way you like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# D'yer wanna flake in that, love?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Melanie Sykes?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# You wish.
Unfortunately it's just little old me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *hands over melanie sykes mask*
Try this on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Fucking charming!
No way, José.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha only joking
Only I am allowed to wear the Melanie Sykes mask...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Oh you silly Henry you!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# wow
good job on the trousers
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I like the sheer enthusiasm of that story
Minutes later a sea of bubbles engulfed a police GODDAM NHELICOPTER, other vehicles and filled the hanger up to the MOTHERFUCKING CEILING.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:28, archived)
# One false move and this whole place could go Cheezeburger
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Boom Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you chutters :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# :D
The hearing loss thing? Is it recoverable?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# set off another firecracker near your ear
you'll have another 2 days of blissful silent ringing again :)
(Azzek!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Yes, other deafies are rooting for you.
Or for your ear, as it were.

/better stop now, could get saucy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# rooting someone in the ear?
im not a member of the opal ring crusade by choice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Ha.
Thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Apparently not.
Well, if it is what it says in my sig, and what my doctor has diagnosed. However, in Fenruary I have an appointment with a consultant to see what the dealio is for definite.

Luckily it is only one ear, but a bit of an annoyance really :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Sorry to hear it fella
I have suffered (Glue ear once or twice and that only left me with reduced hearing but it was still bloody awful)

Hope it works out
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:32, archived)
# stood too close to the marshalls?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ONOES!
One false move and the whole place could gaffaw!:O

woos:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# DANGER UXLOLB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Oh hai explosive
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:06, archived)
# wooo.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# lol!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:12, archived)
# "U iz in my blast radius" :D
Your cartoons never fail to make me roffle
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Can I...
...has Cheezburgah?
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Last one for this morn

cya laters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
# This is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# It is pretty but...
RIS?
(Azzek!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Too me a sec
It's Indianna Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:59, archived)
#
Too me Too you
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Just had to get this out of my head, sorry.


Click to inspect crudely placed vaginas (334KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# mmm mussels
*wants moules marinieres and fries with mayo*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Fritesaus FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I remember on holiday with a mate collecting mussels.
I got 90% of them of them and got extremely wet and cold. He said to make up for it my cooking them. I come into the kitchen
to find all my hard work gone to waste aas he'd already been cooking them for 20 minutes!
Ther we like little rubber peanuts*!

Interestingly enough mussels are not actually nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Channel 10 news..
reports are coming in of giant vaginas hovering over capital cities around the world..

(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# chanel 10 seem to have a crappy drama on where i am...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahah too true add me add me!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:52, archived)
#

uuuuugh.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Is there anything george lucas won't do for money?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# No.
No there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Have some self respect?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Necklace
Modelling...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ..

Click pic for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:14, archived)
# The Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
*goes back to uber-lurking*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Does he even need more money
I'm sure he became a billionaire a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *waits for this to come into existence with all the inevitability of a Princess with a Greek boyfriend being offed in a conspiracy*
They do look jolly, though - reminds me of the Knights of the Round Table!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# 4/10
needs more animal porn
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# what doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# my dvd collection
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:45, archived)
#
There are ears under the helmet.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I'll try and visualise it
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Isn't she a little sexy for a stormtrooper?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Dear lord, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# it has 4 legs!
stormtrooperhorse!
(Azzek!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Did you catch 'Star Thingies' about Heather McCartney
'Paul realised that downloading amputee porn was a cheaper option'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Have you seen the prices those amputee porn sites charge for subscription?
Luckily I have a cellar full of amputees, so it's no concern of mine
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Yeah!
It costs an arm and a leg.

/coat
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Super Trooper
Strictly Clone Dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Well
You know they did dance dance revolution the musical.

I might go and see if they're interested in making a musical about one of my hair follicles.
(Azzek!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# haha
to be fair, it's not a full-on song and dance musical.. But yes it is George Lucas raping the long-dead corpse that is Star Wars

I didn't even watch the Clone Wars, it looked shocking..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I saw one episode
and it made me sad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I heard that Clone Wars was just the first 2 to 3 episodes of a TV series.
Bolted together for theatrical release....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *sobs*
but woo to the post though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That link has left me speechless
What was said above^ What next, a Star Wars panto?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahaha
i would watch this :D

woo and clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Paaaaaaaaaarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Pfft!
/can't play the bagpipes blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I've been here too long. I was waiting for his kilt to fly up.

Yes, strikethrough waiting +hoping, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Bye Olly...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# :(
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Loffly!
*is Italian/Spanish/foriegn at some points today*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Wonderful :)

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Aww.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Something I found in an Op Shop window

No editing needed. Should of bought it. The dinosaur that is.. love dinosaurs. Not so fond of rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:24, archived)
# YESRAPE!!!


Everyone loves rape.......even Oprah.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Oprah loves to give out rape to her audience
.. I'm just surprised it was Multiple rape. Singular rape I totally understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i must agree, multiple rape is just too much.
rape in teh singular though, is a thing of beauty to behold.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
#

EDIT: Oooh my 200th
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# haha i love that source
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Theres some great source out there.... Sent this round teh office last year. Went down like a lead balloon...
Photobucket
(gusjux, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Please to buy mega happy rape tiem ROR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:30, archived)
# you sendin me many moneys
i is sendin you rape, rite now eh mah fren'?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oprah is fat.
It was in the news.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:40, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i have a shop?
...muppet rape ftw btw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:25, archived)
# 99% of people enjoy multiple rape.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:26, archived)
# the best way to avoid rape
is consenting

*is rape free since 1993*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# HIMYM?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Pfft. You can prove anything with statistics :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Statistically
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:56, archived)
# that dinosaur looks more like an apple core.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I think you missunderstand when we say shopped images only.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:28, archived)
# He didn't even buy the dinosaur, although in the past he admitted to loving dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Oops..my bad
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Have
Should have.

Also: nice TOAPage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha how odd...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Here comes Jones the Metal, boyo


click Like a bat out of the valleys of hell
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Oh yes!
LETS RAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:17, archived)
# what's the source pic?
looks european but i don't recognise it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Of course it's European
it's puff the magic dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:20, archived)
# \m/ RAWK \m/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:22, archived)

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