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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

bloody brilliant

absolutely amazing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

*blushes*

Thank you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

He makes me shudder even without the 'shopping

...but nicely done sir

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ta, Ms J

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

Me and the missus watched 'Beyond the Sea' the other night

Kevin Spacey played Bobby Darin....Mmmmmmm

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Stop that!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

But it's true!

God. I'd do very wrong things to him.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

I'm not entirely sure how I should read that...

*mulls*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

It's a good thing ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

Have you seen the Gary Oldman football commercial thing?

I almost slid off the sofa. He's the perfect age now as well.

Phwwwwwwwoooooar, says I.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

No! is it online anywhere?

He used to make me feel very wrong things too. He still does in certain roles, but I just have to gloss over some of his other ones

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)

He's so much sexier now he's older.

You know how John Hurt's the sexiest thing ever now he's in his 60s? It's like that.

I'm not sure if it's online, but it's all over the telly.

Mmmmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

I don't really watch TV

Sometimes I tune into some of the comedy channels on Virgin (just because it's there and we're paying for it!) but mostly we just watch dvds

*goes to search*

Edit: Hrmmghhmmmm. Oh yes.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

I know, it's ridiculous, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

He looked bloody good in the recent Batman filum

Venerable, that's what he looks like.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

*nods emphatically*

It's just you men, you get better as you get older.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)

;-)

~~better~~ more drunk

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

Oh yes

Not all men, by any stretch, but a special few.

Our dear friend JPG here, he's sexier everytime I see him, helped along by my drooling over the Spacey, and his many shared features...and of course the gentleman thing because I'm a sucker for a character to fantasise over.

Edit: Oh, look at me getting all sleazy again, hate campaign here we come!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

Gentlemen>Ruffians

any day of the week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)

*Does the 'Officer & A Gentleman' thing through Fae's Office*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

It was said with yourself most definitely in mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

Awww, Fae....

*melts*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)

NOOO

*fridge*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)

*doffs Stovepipe hat*

Ma'am, you are too kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:46, archived)

*claps wildly*

Oh dear, JPG. David Miliband was looking quite hot on telly this morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

0_0

Say it isn't so, pickle.

You can't - You just can't!

It's pronounced 'MilliBlair' anyhow...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

I'm hoping it's just because I was half asleep.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

*ahem*

~~half alseep~~ out of your gourd on amyl nitrate.
That would be the only excuse!

:D

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

Hahahaha, I'm not 15 any more, I've got access to proper drugs now.

:D *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

I didn't want to insult by choosing something really pikey.

Although amyl is pretty bad. Apologies.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

:D I'm only joking, petalkins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

Go and wash your mind out with bleach this minute, young lady.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

I can't help it, I'm broken.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

I can ...

correct you ... IF I might be so bold ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

Depends. Are you going to hit me?

Rape's out of the question. You're going to hit me, aren't you?

I'll hit you back. I'll hit you in the thorax.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

he always reminds me of a constipated turd

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

*thinks about this for a second*

but...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

it is true

also, I thought this was Spike Milligan in drag at first

uk.imdb.com/media/rm687185664/nm0906048

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

Asta la vista. Mandy

woo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

Ta!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

Excellent stuff JPG!

*clicks*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

Arf! I love that!

Also, what I love more is that fucked-up 42 day bill got kicked out on it's arse.

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

That was one of my first ever head-jobs ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

Ooooh very nice!

*seals*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

*Future Love Paradises*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

*Dreams in Metaphors*

;o)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

Westminster became sentient at 14:26 on the 9th of May 2012

-- it's the politicians -- they got SMART!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

It'll never happen

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

It'll never happen.

hopefully.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

*passes mop*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

that must have hurt

hopefully it didn't come out sideways

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

fluffy end first

Thank God!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

surely u'd want the fuffy(edited) end to come out last

to mop up as it were.

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

Ewwww......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

Thanks! These are my half-decent shoes, as well, completely ruined.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

Err...

...that has WOOOOO written all over it. Was just about to post, but shall leave it a bit so this is rightly on top! *Clicks*

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Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

*shakes firmly by the hand*

You're a gent, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

to the train

gotta dash and pick up the missus. adios

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

toucanator?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

Oi!

credits

(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)

ahh perfect timeing,ill pop it here,not worthy of a thread

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

lol

it just makes him look retarded.

Sorry, I meant more retarded....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

:D It's like someone just gave him a lollipop.

'tard that he is....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)

Very nice sir!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

mustn't forget our other world leader....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)

yay!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)

Is he belming??

Woo Sir.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)

Pretty much always...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

This one's for the Greater Manchester Future Transport committee.

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)

Gosh, there's been a lot of stomping about all this.

Haven't people got legs and public transport any more?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

If Leeds went with a Congestion Charge - I'd be screwed for getting to work

and would have to give up my job, due to not being able to afford to get there. Public Transport does not facilitate my getting to work

I could do it, but it would take 2 1/2 hours a day, and cost more than my monthly fuel bill

:(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

Ah, right, fair enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)

don't get me wrong, I'd love to be able to hop on a bus, or even better, walk or cycle, it's just not feasible

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Why not - Have you had both legs removed?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

Fair Enough...

* I see what you did there...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

sounds like living in London

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

^ this.

But then I've only got a 9 minute tube ride to work.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

I live in edinburgh

and rosy cheeked buxom lassies carry me to work on a throne while they take it in turns to vigorously fellate me. It normally takes between 20 and 25 minutes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

it's how EVERYONE travels in Edinburgh

... aside from the underclass of rosy cheeked buxom lassies

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

Exactly.

It wouldn't affect me *that* badly, but there are plenty of people it would. It's nowhere near as clear cut as a lot of people think it is.

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

It sometimes takes me 2 hours to get to work by bus.

I bloody hate it but it's the cheapest way to get in.
:(

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

Apparently not

I'm a busdriver - you'd think we were the most evil people in the world anybody think we had a right to drive down a "Bus Lane" and park safely at a... wait for it... "Bus Stop" or even dread of dread actually go through a (what scientists like to call) "Bus Gate" without having to avoid hitting some idiot short cutting in the opposite direction...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)

Hurrah for buses

I use them very often. Lovely, it is.

Well done to you for being a bus driver, I've seen some of your lot deal with some right pricks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Yes the job is a bit hit and miss - depending on my driving ;)

I was assaulted twice in 2 weeks by these pricks simply because I refused to turn the other cheek and let them ride for free and because I dared to challenge them I get them throwing punches at me. The first threw an out of date daysaver at me then ran upstairs then 2 weeks later a man who made a big deal about where he was getting off - decided to over ride - I simply informed him that to go further will cost him more money he punched me with a tin of beans in his hand. After all this what did my company (First) say to me - "Don't challenge passengers!" well excuse me that is my job or do you expect people to ride free because that is fine by me.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

What a fucking cunt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:13, archived)

Urgh :/

I really do despair of my species sometimes

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

First are pricks!

aicmfhp

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

This is true

although they pay better than the others.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)

I have nothing but respect for the nice bus drivers.

Sure, some of them are cunts, but you get that in all walks of life.

I have no problem with using public transport, it's just the methods that Greater Manchester Future Transport have used to promote this.

Impartial? My fucking arse.

If they listened to all the other ideas that people had put across for improving public transport, then perhaps we'd have had a yes vote today.

Anyway, I've blabbered on about this enough in the past few months. Just going to enjoy the result now.

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

Tubes like futurama, that's what you need.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

Oh yeah!

I'd pay good money to travel to work like that :D

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:12, archived)

ha!

nonsence clearly the buss lane is for people who eat crunchy nut

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

HPPY BT DY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

thankya

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

Ah yes this is true

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

I like to imagine

people saying get'im while pointing at a screen.
however there are no bus lanes near me as I am a rural type. but if there was one, I would not park in it.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

Happy prolonged b3taday.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

I have a theroy

yeah time goes three times as slow of me cause i am from jupitur. so i get fthree cakes

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, archived)

That demands beeg cayke!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

HAPPY 4TH B3TADAY!!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

...and I'm a PC

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

I yam enviromentalist

And the conjestion charge is a great concept. Unfortunately environmental issues are not what it's ther for. It's ther to generate profit. I'm slap bang in the middle of the London CC.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:17, archived)

Before the congestion charge I refused to drive into London because of the traffic

Since the congestion charge I refuse to drive into London because of the congestion charge.

So it hasn't really affected me. Really.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:22, archived)

hahaha

The idea is great, the people profiting from it isn't.
Unfortunately I'm slapbang in the middle of the extention, except the extention ingludes the entire area except my street. The traffic and the accidents have quadrupled since it's advent.
The secret if you're approaching from the west of London is to drive into Acton with is relatively safe for parking and free to park and just get the tube in the little way from there.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

Luckily I live to the south just past Gatwick Airport, with a very good rail link...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

I bet you do you saucy minx you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

To be fair

more accidents per mile than any other road user and responsible for a whopping 74% of motor vehicle related bicycle accidents might not mean that YOU are a bad driver, but does kind of point at bus drivers generally being cunts.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)

Well there was a vote

But it was obviously going to have nothing with the voters and everything to do wit the corporations what would benefit from it.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

I'm not surpised they voted against it

Who in their right mind would pay every time they got a blocked nose?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

I would like the government to charge me for nose congestion

in order to persuade me to be more careful not to catch colds, since I don't know what's best for me.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)

SRSLY felix

your really don't want a cold, you should be aspiring to 'flu at least.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

Thank goodness, an all-knowing authority to provide me with guidance and prevent me from making my own mistakes ever.

I'm my own worst enemy, that's why I must be thwarted and slain.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

I rather think

that's for me to decide.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:27, archived)

Oops!

There I go again.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

Everyone seems to know what this is about

and I don't want to appear ignorant, so I'm going to say that I think it's appalling. Either that or it's long overdue. Or perhaps, let's wait and see how it turns out before we judge it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)

*office lols*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

:-D

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

i think i share your opinion

although i've not quite made up my mind.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

Standard form - put it to vote and people are far more concerned about saving a few quid now rather than the long term effects.

Co-ordination problems and all that economic speak, innit? Although, I do hear tales that Manchester doesn't have a congestion problem. I would've voted 'Yes' given the choice.

EDIT: Woo to picture!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:05, archived)

Don't get me started on the TIF proposal

I am fed up and exhausted from pointing out the positives to all the nobs that voted no.

Urgh. I'm going to bed.

(lomofrenzy, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

Most of us understand the positives.

The thing is, the "No" voters:

- Don't think the plans were justified
- Don't think it's fair that drivers should have to pay a third driving-related tax to subsidise a service that they won't use
- Don't trust GMPTE not to almightily fuck up as they usually do
- Don't trust the fact that it was a proposal and therefore open to change
- Don't like the fact that they're pushing more money into the knickers of Stagecoach when they're rolling in money as it is
- Hate those fucking awful adverts with the tenuous "MY BABY WILL DIE OF AIDS IF YOU VOTE NO" statements on them.

I am fed up and exhausted from pointing out those points to all the nobs that voted yes.

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)

it takes me 20 minutes

to drive 6 miles into Manchester city centre at 8.30am, why should i pay £1200 a year so that the chavs can have more buses to piss in?

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harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

Public Transport?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

The main thing about this

that has really, really annoyed me is the Arrogance of Lucy Powell. ( Labour, Withington ) Who has decided that the reason the public have voted no on this issue is simply because it was too complicated for us to understand why getting out of our cars and onto council run public transport schemes was for the greater good.

Well forgive me for being too damn stupid to understand why forcing me to pay more to use my car so that I may subsidise a continually failing ( and in the main, privately operated ) public transport system ( failing despite having more and more public money thrown at it despite yearly worsening performance ) is in the greater good.

Here's why the public said no. We'd rather sit on the A57 or the M62 for an extra 10 minutes and pay no more stealth taxes than sit on the roads with no notable change except that we are paying so some chav can drag her brood to the precinct on a bus.

We can only learn from London. Yes it worked to an extent for the city but the reasons were mainly that it became financially impossible for private motorists to continue to drive in congestion charge areas. That of course did have a positive effect on the vehicles on the road. So what did they do? Rest on their laurels at a job well done? No, they made the congestion charge area even greater ( practically outside my front door in my London address ) and stretched it out to the suburbs. Why?
Finance. There has only ever been one reason for congestion charges and that is because it is an unavoidable tax and props up local governments who have been unable to balance books due to them being unable to collect council tax.

I'll tell you who should feel stupid. Whoever thought having a referendum would work in the favour of stealth taxes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)

Hasn't Boris scrapped plans for an extension to the congestion zone?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)

I'm talking about the extension that brought it to

West Ken and Shepherd's Bush road. Not any future plans they might have to see if they can stretch it from Paris to Glasgow without anyone noticing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:29, archived)

Subsidise bikes I say!

No VAT on them and instead of scanning cars ,scan bikes and give a bonus per bike, per household for those cycling.
That was not only do you solve, partially, the problem with those on low income but those on low income that suffer from obesity, or the ones with a poor diet not the lazy bastards.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

Fuck that too.

We don't need a congestion charge. We need a baby charge so that people stop churning out sprogs that grow up unable to afford a car and only see the inside of the one they nicked or the one they get transported to jail in.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)

The last car I owned was free.

Had a few technical issues though. Do you mean "unable to afford a Range Rover"?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)

I didn't say a congestion charge.

I said make it cheaper for people to cycle!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)

Privately operated, yet enormously regulated so that it isn't under private control in any significant way.

Private roads are what we need, if we're ever going to have perspex tubes in the sky and other pleasing ideas.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)

Your "London address"?

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

Yes.

We have a flat in Hammersmith because she still works down there during the week.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)

Right. You have a spare London residence.

I hope that £8 to drive a distance it'd be quicker and cheaper to cycle, or to cover by tube, doesn't wipe you out completely.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

That's fucking ridiculous.

When I was last there I had to be in Mayfair every morning for 8am. I could drive it in 15 minutes or take the lottery of the tube and get from Hammersmith to Green Park in a random 45 minutes to an hour and a half.
Cycling in London is dangerous at the best of times but when you have heavy baggage it is not viable.
Don't talk to my like you know my traffic habits and can assume that all London car journeys are easier by cycle or tube because that's simply not so.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)

I'd take a bus in from Hammersmith.

Or I would if they extended the congestion charge zone and built a few more bus lanes. Otherwise it'd take ages.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)

2 hours on a bus

I tried it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)

If it's 15m in a car, how much is it in a taxi?

They're almost public transport, and don't seem to charge you for the C-Charge anyway.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)

He needs more than one address

so he's got somewhere to park his ship.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)

His bullship.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

I miss Zoot

Pasanonic just isn't as ludicrous.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

Honestly

I just find it depressing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)

Wow

Complaining about a 'stealth tax' that's about as stealthy as an elephant, painfully snobby ranting about 'chavs', saying the congestion charge worked and still whining about it..

...do you work for the Mail?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)

You clearly have not comprehended what I said above.

I said that the congestion charge in London had the effect of reducing traffic in certain areas and I qualified that with further statements.
Stealth taxes don't have to be 'hidden' They are designed to be a way of income generation without being a state ratified national taxation.
The term stealth tax refers to a levy that you pay that is a tax in all but name. Not your definition of a payment that is obvious.
fuck you and the Daily Mail.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)

He's right about the chavs bit though

you should do less of that, chavs are people too, I'm almost sure of it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)

But am I

meant to subsidise their being? I'm happy for all people to do their own thing. Just to have them pay for it themselves.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

Would it make you happy

If they called it 'congestion tax'?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)

The name is not an issue.

If it were a tax ratified in parliament then all well and good, but it's not. It is a revenue gaining scheme aimed at the wealthy or business that has done nothing in London for the public transport system ( which I believe was meant to be the big carrot )

If local councils want more money for public transport then ask the government for it as they are supposed to. If the government need more money for it then ask the country as they are supposed to.
I'm not adverse to paying taxes. I'm adverse to being forced to give money to local councils that don't manage things any better with or without the funding.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, archived)

done nothing for public transport? bollocks

10% off bus fares came in very handy.
As did the reduced prices on the Oyster system.

New buses on my route this month too.

You're talking from a standpoint of ignorance I'm afraid.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)

Making it cheaper

for those that use it by charging those that don't is not my idea of useful. It has not made it any easier or quicker to travel around london by public transport. We were promised quicker travel. In my experience of London, for the most part travel by bus has grown longer in time on the same routes and I have no idea what the figures for tube travel are but it's clearly now operating way beyond capacity.
The fact is that if I finish work at 6pm in Central London I can leave for home on public transport or I can go to the pub for an hour and a half and still get home at the same time.

I'm not ignorant of public transport. It's simply not an option for me due to the amount of time it takes to get anywhere. Because it is cheaper for you does not in any way mean that the infrastructure has benefited from the congestion charge.
The idea was to free up roads and make journeys quicker. making it cheaper to sit on a bus longer is just taking the piss. Especially for those that don't sit on the bus.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)

If the congestion charge revenue

had been used produced a cheap, efficient public transport system, then all would be well. But it hasn't, I desperately want to support it but it's such a half-arsed measure

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

What make me really happy about this is that

the people of Manchester saw sense, living outside Manchester and travelling in is where this scheme would of made most of it's money yet those people (i.e. me) didn't get a vote. Well done the people of Manchester.

(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)

4MD Take 2- 12/12/08

HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CHAINSAW, ALRIGHT? ;-)

I shouldn't have made this as a new thread, on second thoughts. Sorry, b3tans. Set fire to me or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)

gRRRRr. gRRRRr.

grrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Hold me Captain. The bad man in the newsletter made me feel horrible.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)

I couldn't think of many chainsawwy words....

*snuggles* what's happened? I haven't looked at the newsletter yet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

I was expecting a yiff yiff at the end:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)

Silly man films himself pushing a glass jar up his bottom and it accidentally breaks

There then follows many excruciating minutes of clinking noises and pouring blood as he tries to retrieve the shards

:(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

Why won't people just buy plugs, ffs?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

don't know

Made me feel sad and a bit teary, actually. Silly, silly, panicky man.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

Well to cheer you up

I had a friend at college who called me up from his girlfriends house to say he'd half inserted a tampon up his bottom and was about to get in the bath 'to see what it felt like'.

He insisted I stay on the phone, and I did. He was disappointed that it didn't feel as exciting as he thought it might, till I pointed out just how far in his prostate was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

hahaha!

thank you :) x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

I still can't bring myself to watch this.

I've seen the first 10 seconds then turned it off.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:14, archived)

I'll watch it when I get home

*stomach of steel*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:15, archived)

That'll be all those sit-ups you've been dong Captain.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)

You've unwittingly made me guilty

as I've been meaning to start doing these for AGES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:19, archived)

I watched for about a minute

and then I came

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:25, archived)

GRR GRIND BUZZ BUZZ GRRR GRIND BUZZ GRR GRIND BUZZ GRR

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

All of this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)

*glees*

Now I have some weeds in my back garden. I say weeds but I mean giant redwoods...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)

Yays!

Chainsaws are scientifically proven to be better than most things.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

*smooshes by way of payment*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)

^this

With a new chain, it's about as close to a lightsaber as you can get.
Edit: And a scarily intoxicating experience it is too. Steady now... :-|

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:11, archived)

Wooo My wife has other tools that make noises like that..

I think they must be something to do with her blood pressure, she never lets me in the room while she uses them and always comes out sweating like a pig?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

When all your hand's a buzzsaw, all you see is wood

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

HAHAHA

ANd woo to pollon goaties!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!1

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

OH NO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

ARRRGH CLOWN!

haha very good

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)

I feel sick

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WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)

meh.

De-RIS

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

Nope.

That got post 20000 out of the way.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

How are you sir?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Exceptionally average. But I got last.fm, so at least I'm trendy.

You?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

A bit cold today

haven't seen you in quite a bit. But that was probably because I was away most of the time ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)

Congratulations!

That wasn't you celebrating with the glass jar in the newsletter was it?

That was the singularly most horrendous thing I have ever seen on the internet.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Funniest thing I saw on the internet:

NSFW: www.blink-182.com :WFSN

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Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

Shitting bananas is preferable to shitting blood

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)

Compo idea:

What stuff can you shit?

On that note I'm going to stop posting. Finito.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

oh please don't

I rather enjoy a percentage of your postings

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)

What?

Why?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:18, archived)

No it didn't!

B3ta demands flesh!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

20k in 1 year?

I'm just over 18k in over 5 years

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

Hence why I am going to shut up. Cheers for that, though.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

I'm in awe of your accomplishment

woo to you

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)

quality, not quantity, dear

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)

hehehehe

'tis true

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:10, archived)

I downloaded this last week

what a pile of crap it exposed my pc as!
And the game weren't much better.
:(

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XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)

arf!!

very true

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harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)

Tokio kid?

Click for bigger (165KB)

good old wwII :D

(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

I think there's a vague danger

that as we move forward into the 1950's, this may start to look slightly racist.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

Slightly yes, but think of the historical value!

(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

I think you're being generous there

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

It's only a preliminary assessment.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

which bit have you shopped?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)

Your leg, to the fuzz, for genocide and much anal battering.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

sweet, sounds like a great weekend ahead!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

Only your left leg though

the right one's meek and kind like a lovely little vole with a bonnet on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)

Oi.

Can has chainsaw?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

I've been in a meeting, innit.

Gis a while.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Yays!

\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

not much to be honest...

but the image was releally old and vaded, so i cleaned it up

(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)

original please?

you are a filthy liar
*ignores*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=tokio+kid&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

As in, "Can you post something..."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

Worthers?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:55, archived)

No, you didn't.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

RIGHTIO this reminds me

I never ever posted this after I did it...

If anyone is into WWII History and more specifically the Battle of Britain The Chutney Wife & I produced this website: www.rafhornchurch.thehumanjourney.net/history.htm

It is primarily about RAF Hornchurch, Part of Sector 2 air defense. It is a little dry, but included amongst it is this gem... www.rafhornchurch.thehumanjourney.net/Fun_Stuff/Hornchurch_Trumps.pdf

Aircraft of WWI and WWII TOP FLUCKING TRUMPS!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Those aren't kittins

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)

That's not a knife.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

That is a thing of beauty :D

edit: the trumps, I mean... not War in general... err...

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

The man was a genius; kids today will never have quality like this

Click for bigger (271KB)

(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

woo. Nicely done.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

^This^

...and welcome to the board :}

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

And all those who sail in her!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

awwww

it's a woolies

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)

pffft

I used to work at Woolies and am sad to see it go

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

Top Noobery

Well Done Sir

WELL DONE

*click*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

excellent first post sir/madam/item

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

I went in to Woolies at lunchtime

I thought there was meant to be a sale on?
Most stuff was only 10% off so its much much cheaper to buy it all from Play or Amazon still!

It's almost like its a conspiracy to make people spend money now without thinking. But that would never be the case.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

My personal take on it

is that those stores are shit, and have always been shit, and would have continued to be shit, and the only reason everyone seems sad to see them go is because they're familiar from youth.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)

Smashing noobishness :)

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

Nicely!

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/russellbrand/2008/01/living_la_vida_bagpuss.shtml

Odd pairing? Fortunately Olly phoned him.

P.s. For extra hilarity click the link on the page that says 'Who is Russel Brand?'

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

Hahahaha

I wasn't sure what to expect. Yes, that's genuinely funny :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)

you can't make this stuff up!

#:o)

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the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

welcome

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)

yaay propeganda

you guys got any good propeganda images, its for a history thing, can be anything!

(monnicker recreating the world, one clone tool at a time, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)

I wouldnt mind having a proper gander at her norks...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

arf!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

"You can't beat the Axis if you've got VD!"

I should know- I tried and look where it got me

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

Is that any easier to spread that Peanut butter?

* These slices of bread are well fucked now!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)

Future history?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)

Click For Sound

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahah, nice dreamy twitch

and that's some very subtle breathing :)

I believe this might be for the win

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

Aw cheers!

I been thinkin the same of yours so that means summat to me! :D

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

omg wow :O

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

hahahaha!

brilliant

even better now it animates, downloading sound killed my machine for a second.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

I wasn't sure about adding that,

do you think I should add a little warning that it's a download? It's from Smallfilms.co.uk so I'm pretty darn sure it's safe from any nasty diseases like, but I just found them all on the afore mentioned site and I went all gooey, so I wanted to share: www.smallfilms.co.uk/bagpuss/intro.htm

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

not a problem for me

also had a few other things running as well and my poor old machine got a bit tired

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:53, archived)

Fairy Muff

I'll leave it as is...

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)

*rubs his tummy*

*gets scratched to feck*
/grrr cats

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

excellent

the breathing especially

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

Yays

This is officially a RG fave:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

I thought I was hallucinating at first.

Great animation :P

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

bless! :)

love it

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

NICE!

WiL Done, very WiL indeed!

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Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hahaha!

Thanks!

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

Today you have won the internets.

Game over man, game over.

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Shlvng, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)

HEHEHE

This is a good 'un

have a click

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

Stunningly Superb

You genious, you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)

Y Fank U!

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Super!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

awww fantastic!

*tickles tummy*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)

Best. Thing. Ever.

This wins everything.

*hands over everything*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

absolutely marvellous :D

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)

Quality!

*click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

AWWWWWWWW!!!

I want one!!

(Celebgil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)

I just had a discussion with someone about that, 'cos you can get them 'sleeping cats' that breath,

they take batteries and purr when stroked, imagine making one in Bagpuss form! Man, I bet that'd sell!

God I wish I had people I could tell when I have good ideas like that...

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..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:09, archived)

My girlfriend got me one of those.

They are freaky and horrible.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)

Very nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)

That is awesome!

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)

oooh fantastic

what a lovely thing to see on first looking around the board.

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)

WiL you beauty!

That's fantastic!
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)

Ooops!

How'd that get there...?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)

lovely

pleasure to watch:)woo

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)

This is pure kitteny goodness

What a great idea, and flawless execution.

You do realise this raises the bar so far now us commoners have no chance of beating this much win? But y' know what? I don't care, because this is fantastic :)

My click is yours

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 2:57, archived)

Absolutely Brilliant!

Amazing! Absolutely Amazing!

Cheers!

(

Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)

hahahahah! fucking winner!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)

awww!

what a marvellous thing to see first thing in the morning with a hangover

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)

:=)

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)

Fantastic.

(

FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)

The addition of sound made it perfect.

Have yourself a damn hard click sir.

(Sundayturkey has the biggest mug of tea, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)

That is just so so so stunning

*wanders off to dye my cat pink and white*

(

Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)

This must win the compo. Or there is NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!

(

mutster101 fell over, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)

PETE THE PIKEY, PINCHED A PIKE, FOR 'IS PAULA DOWN PIKEA!

These modern toungue twisters are great!

.

(

Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Pike, Pikey, Pikier, Pikeyest

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

Gotta Like the Pikey's

Cheers to the Toast King

(

Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

^ would would and would...

(yes the fish as well)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

Would, Would and Wood, but no screws..

Damn you Pikea!

(

Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Nicely

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)

Surely Tenth Life?

But seriously... nice concept!

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

Teds in Space!

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1091896/Out-world-British-teddy-bears-strapped-helium-weather-balloon-reach-edge-space.html

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

yaaaaay! :)

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

Teddy!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)

toucan play that game

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

Otter Bob keeps an eye out for you

Click for bigger (140KB)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)

*Holy shitting fuck!*

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

^ What she said

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)

NEWSLETTER

First time in the newsletter! This is great.

(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

yeah, don't go spoiling it, eh

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

Oh wait.

Can you hear that just in the distance? I think it's the Too Late Drums!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

Congratulations

(

DogHorse plop, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

congratulations

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

quick, tell the internet

and still you didn't say anything funny, you have a promising career in the IT crowd ahead of you

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Genuine LOL ;D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

i just ate a whole packet of fig rolls

so i told the internet

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

I bought your old ones!

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)

crazy coincidence

I just red that in the newsletter

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

I just shit my favourite grids up.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

You should really have posted this

here

Also, I was once in the newsletter and Rob didn't give me props where due! So balls to you doubly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)

You're not rob!

I know every rob in the world

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)

tits or gtfo

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)

Refering to your sig...

WOOOOOOOOOOF!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)

Well done

but wheres my friday game, and things that make you go awww

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)

baloons

www.onemorelevel.com/game/bloons_player_pack_5

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

aaaw

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)

Awwwwwww

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

Aaaaawwwwww

(Sabbie was bored until, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)

awwwww what?!

its dead

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)

I remmeber that!

woo

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

^_^

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)

Hahaha!

(

..wil, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:24, archived)

This is incredible news. I am glad you shared.

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)

I am

happy with it and I told the internets accordingly.

(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

well done now read this

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#nopicture

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

Ah OK

it should have been the talk board.

(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)

yup!

mind you, you got off rather lightly, don't do it again

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)

are you my retarded brother?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

The 'Voice' that launched a million childhoods...

(

Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

Top tribute mate, I like this alot :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

Noon...

barbie :D

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Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

nice

Noon Ninj old chap

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

Good day Bilbo

(

Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

well done that man

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)

Hiya Queenie!

..and you River below...:D

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Ninj, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)

*tears up a bit*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:17, archived)

Vandal!

Oh... I get you...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

I was waiting for such a reply:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)

That's great

have a click

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)

It's time to give the gift that keeps on giving

(

Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)

RIS

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)

what is this RIS????

RIS me.

(

Octo I ruin everything., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

Occam's Riser

the most confusing explanation is probably the right one

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)

Raging In Silence

It's an expression of anger, or severe dismay

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)

Retailer's Illuminated Sign

Mor on this subject can be found in the ~~B3ta dictionary~~ B3ta tribute site.

(

Bee Nice |-|, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)

Random Internet Slang

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)

Rape Is Sexy

Anyone who uses RIS like that is a sex offender.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

Eau de COLON

Flies buzzing around...

(

DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)

ha ha ha

*prostates*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha

yuck!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

i use it all the time

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)

Mmmmm...

Pooey goodness.

EDIT: On further inspection it is obviously a fake (from Turkey or somewhere?). Also racist.

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)

silent night

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue358/

(

rob, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

holey tights!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)

Silent except for the screaming

...

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)

^ That's shit that is!

EDIT: sorry, I meant "Well Done!"

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)

*achem* Links is that'a'way ---->

edit : Woo!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)

where is everyone today

(IPFreely, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

I haven't read last weeks yet,

Rob, can you do these as podcasts so I don't have to distract my eyes?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)

^this^

also can you do it in a "come to bed" voice?

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)

with the last 3 paragraphs screaming

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)

lol

just the thought of someone describing websites with their voice...how much to hire stephen fry?

(

doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)

a billion pounds an hour I believe is his going rate

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)

sad queen is sad

click for well hung
i did warn ya

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)

aww henry

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)

happy b3taday

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

thanks :D

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)

Happy b3taday!

(

thank you xD

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

Happy b3taday! :)

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

Thank you all

but in my profile it still says I have a day to wait. But I digress, its time to get my squirrel girl manufacturing kit operational once more.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

Hippy Bird Day!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

see above xD

edit : ooo and thank you for the lovely parakeet

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

blimey!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

INSUFFICIENT WARNING!

Got a double chortle when I noticed it though

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)

in all honesty, i only bottled at the last moment

i was going to post it in it's full glory, not even i could mistake that for porn. i think last time that phil image had an outing, as it were, it wasn't shouted down as nsfw.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

oh, i'm not saying nsfw at all

and i think you could post it in all it's glory.

I just wasn't prepared for... it

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

i didn't think you were for a minute, merely saying.

sometimes i scare myself also, the old chap puts me to shame.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)

You came didn't you

all over your new cordrouy slacks

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

how did you know I was wearing my new corduroy slacks?

are you under my desk again?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)

O_O

(

prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

hahah

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)

smashing!!!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

yay again

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)

She totally copied my style

Image courtesy of the very excellent Dave the Hat

(

see my profile for reply

my image has appeared on the board far to much for most folk's liking

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

Saw this yesterday and I laughed too much to reply!

Love it Bilbo

(

Q4nobody, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)

Is it

full of her milky wee?

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

:-(

*big queen hug*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)

Thanks in particular for Ivor. *sniff*

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)

Lovely stuff.

Top grade.
*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)

Your a scumbag a faggot, a cheep lousy maggot...

EDIT: Sorry, what I meant was "Well Done!"

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)

God I love that song. Kicks the shit out of Slade any day

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)

Happy Christmas your Arse, I pray it your last....

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)

oh how true

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)

haha brilliant

I made a this but it wasn't worth its own thread

blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/seattle911/archives/156578.asp

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)

It looks like you changed

the sticker on the alarm, but fuck me if I can read what it says...

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)

it says try me

I thaught it would make a funny jape in a shop if people tried the smoke alarms... because they are loud... its not funny :(

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)

Ha!

Tops!

TJ: I hope you don't mind beefy, but I have a problem.

I need to put an ISO flie onto a CD, but it is 2meg too large. Does anyone know of a way of shrinking this? Or would that render it unusable?

And it has to be a CD, not a DVD or external USB thinymajig.

Many thanks in advance to anyone who helps :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)

Have you tried shaving a bit off the edge with a cheese-grater?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)

nero has an overburn function that sometimes works

in the options

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)

I'm quite partial to their lattés too

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

Ah ok.

I don't have nero. Do you know if Roxio has one?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

HELLO? IS THIS THING ON??

Jeez, you're getting some of my best work here
and I'm getting bubkis

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)

hahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)

\o/ lol

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)

well..... I LOLd :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)

I laughed Mr. Clownfish

but I think people must get tired of me posting 'hahah!'

(

never!

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)

Hurrah!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)

that's the most polite TJ ever

*bows* certainly not sir!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)

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