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# SCORPION!!!!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# SUB-ZERO!
MORTAL KOMBAT!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I Liiiiiiiiiiiike Your Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite !
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:13, archived)
# .
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Very classy !
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# haha OM NOM NOM
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Proper news LOL!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# SHOE ON HEAD
/ac
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# this
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# he probably deserved it
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# goodnight o' b3ta
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Oh yeah.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# That's one way to polish a shoe . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# After all we've done to them.
Well. We'll just have to drop our bombs on someone else.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
this would make a great flash game.

:D
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Closest he's ever been
to having a soul
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Yeah . . . what a heel !
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Quick and dirty

/re-lurks
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Elf was on earlier on!!!
i like smiling.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# why did the elf stand still?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# to get to the other side
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:45, archived)
# its that time again

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:35, archived)
# what tocan reposting time?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# yeppers
got it in one
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# oooh my fav time of the year!
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i don't like tocan reposting time and i hate christmas.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCKING

HUMBUG
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:40, archived)
# howabout a puffin repost?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# nice puffin but
"every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Well cerry mistmas
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:47, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9023306
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# yay
i have a fan club!
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# This was topical
last week sometime. I wasn't around. Anyone do anything similar...? Without the seams and amateurishness of course.

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# aaaaaaaah sausages, coming here giving us cancer.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# They're a bit tough to get lit . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# They cause cancer?
That's the last time I'll smoke a sausage.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# quick, dirty.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# hahaha. he is a twat.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Oi!
How you doing?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i feel a bit depressed.
the whole christmas thing is looming and it really is the time of year that makes you want to kill yourself, for no real reason other than your ment to feel fucking cheery except you never do. it's shit. other than getting presents. and i'm a bit drunk..well minorly.

hows you duckie?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I know the feeling :) Not a fan of forced jollity either :)

I'm not bad. I have been on the sofa watching TV all day and finally watched a Star Wars film. I enjoyed it.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# why wasn't i on said sofa with you?
you do realise, i was deadly serious, i will marry you!

you will be mine!

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well if you were in London instead of Brighton, you could have been :P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# you'd love brighton.
you really would and should come and live here!
and make me happy! DAMN IT!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Awwww!
But I like London :(
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# lies.
you're obviously bloody gay aren't you? thats it isn't it? got you sussed!

:D :D

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Damn!
I have been found out!

*minces round Westminster looking for Tory MP's*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# HAHA.
but brighton is the gay capital!

you simpppppply must come now!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# *is hoisted by his own petard*
One day my pretty, one day :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# god, i'm losing it.
once i was able to lure b3tans down from leeds!

and now i can't even get one from london. maybe it times ot ocme out as a lesbian.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# No silly!
I just aint a big traveller :) And I haven't said no silly! Just not tonight ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# YOU'VE FUCKING SPURNED ME YA BASTARD
THATS IT! I'M GOING TO CUT ALL MY HAIR OFF AND DRESS LIKE A FUCKING LUMBERJACK AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU VILE QUEEN!

i looove shouty caps.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SHOUT AT ME
YOU MUFF MUNCHING DYKEY PERSON!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# IS IT BECAUSE I'M WHITE AND MAY FANCY WOMAN AND BECAUSE I AM WOMAN WHO CAN THINK FOR HERSELF?
I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION! YOOOOOOOOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# YES I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
/Kat Slaters
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# this is why i love you
you get it!

and i love the kat make up.

and you like peter cook and big star.

YOU FAAAACKIN CUNT
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE THE POOF ALONE AND GET ON A PLANE TO SYDNEY
YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR SITUATION DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF CARRYING ON LIKE MEG GRIFFIN

YOU WEAR A WOOL HAT DON'T YOU??

DON'T YOU??
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# HE'S MAH GIRLFRIEND
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# YOU BEANIE WEARING WIERDO
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# stop chasing after a gay guy. come on
you can tell by the poofy food user name.

you can tell what real men want to eat...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Ha!
You wish ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# since when to straight blokes think, "oh fuuuuuuuck maate, i'm dying for sushi right now"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I never say I am dying for any food really
apart from Burgers and Pizzas.

Also, Japanese people!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# japanese people have no right to comment on sex
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# When were we talking about sex?
I thought we were talking about food.

You really need to get some action fella ;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# we were talking about how food reflect sexuality
sushi = > fwapping to cartoons
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# that's just because live-action tentacle porn isn't as much fun
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# cock?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# only after we've cut it's head off, watched it flap around in agony and cooked on a spit.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I really don't know who he is
but a search for "bbc tv presenters" popped up a gigantic image of him.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# he does that diy sos programme and is just reaaaally fucking annoying
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Take that back!
Nick Knowles is King!

But Billy is even acer :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# he's a big foreheaded cunt
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I love Billy.
Don't think I'd let him do my electrics though. I'd probs just get a cheap Pole.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
True dat!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:10, archived)
# THIS ONES IRONING A PLANK OF FUCKING WOOD
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Silly KV! He is clearly ironing on the face panel!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# oh you and your bloody wood/diy sos terms!
HE'S GOT WOOD!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Stop being such a bitch about it, he's clearly....ermm....
......ironing a plank of fucking wood. Damn.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:16, archived)
# oh my god! you called me a bitch!!!!!!
ooo, get you, you old has been queen!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That's the first time, and by god I hope it's not the last time that I've been called that!
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:19, archived)
# oh you love it.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:20, archived)
# LOL!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Fuck me, Nick Knowles has been E.T-ified.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I wonder if pug noses run in his family during the winter . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)
# how does he smell?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# evenin
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# 'ning sir
:D fantastic! :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# lo
howdy doody?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# not bad ta!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I like the long
leggedness of this one
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# yay
wunderbra
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Fabulous
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
Chuffing ace as always, Squire!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# great!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# love it
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# *masturbates furiously*
(, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 1:17, archived)
# That's class that is
Pure class.

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Alright, Bird?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# how do sir
and ma'am! :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# 'Lo Mr R!
How's tricks?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)
# not bad ta
hows the love child??
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Still alive and well :)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:13, archived)
# good news then! :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# How do, sir
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)
# ello miss sunshine!
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah ta, you smooth-talking geezer you
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Hey!! i know his brother
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:00, archived)
# wahey
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Hummmn . . . what to eat . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)
# You added a body
similar to my effort

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# monkey
magic!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)
# beautiful
nice work
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Escorccio
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Disastro Meterologica Nationale
Chrith Waddle
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Haha!
That's made me laugh slightly too much
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Call'em the way ya see'em !
Weather or not . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# hehehehe
:)

TJ : anyone know why firefox is no longer logging me into my sites??
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Could you have accidentally cleared your saved passwords?
That'd be a bugger.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# i checked that
there still there and if i go to the sites it'll usually pop the password up - but i have to sign in etc. it wont remember is for flickr :( its pissing me off!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# you can see the passwords & usernames stored in the password manager
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:01, archived)
# yeah i can see them all
but since it crashed it wont do it automatically :(
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# try this
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/4429
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# cool
cheers i'll give it a go :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *clambers aboard a piece of furniture with wheels on that shouldn't have had wheels put on it that is inexplicably perched at the top of a picturesque Yorkshire hill...*
Goodnight, Kathy. That broom wasn't going to work forever. You do get a digital bling memorial, though.

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:32, archived)
# One o' crossbeams gone owt 'skew on treadle
:(
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Throw some D's on this.
Now.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:34, archived)
# RIP, beautiful.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:35, archived)
# real lols.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
# god bless jeremy kyle
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Indeed.




found the right pic..at last..
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# who is he?
he looks familiar
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Jeremy Kylie


(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i'm still none the wiser
and am i the only one who doesn't fancy kylie?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# no
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# don't misunderstand me
i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps

but i wouldn't climb over anyone to get to her
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)
# shes nothing fantastic
her gob's too big...still would though
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# He does the "my chavvy sister slept with my chavvy dad" type of Springer show
on daytime telly.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ah
i have a job, that explains it
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I have a job,
but I work shifts, which involves weekdays off.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# then i am jealous
i really don't like very much about my job.
the people are lovely, but that's about it.

christ, i've just reviewed my contribution to b3ta over the past few minutes. i appear to be being a curmudgeonly old arse

sorry everyone!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i just tried to look at your myspace page, but it is private
so i'm just going to assume it's full of porn
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# haha no.
it's got sod all on it, i just get sick of people trying to add because i might like their shit band
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# if i may enquire
what is myspace for?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I can't think of another use for it
can anyone?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# 'another' implies
that you can think of one
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# god knows.
but not for being harassed by people's shit bands.
good for bands i like and add of my own free will.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# and then what?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# keeping in touch with the odd person.
and for being nosey.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# But there are plenty of odd peolpe on b3ta!
more than enough.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)
# mine seems to be a portal to make friends with imaginary people made up by people who may or may not be imaginary themselves...
in summary - i dunno :(
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
it's fucking freezing out
(pun that you northern cunt!)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I get a fair bit of work through mine
plus I use it as a place to dump images and animations.

Its a bit nicer looking than YouTube and is quicker to deal with than my actual website
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)
# i put porn on mine to solve that problem
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I've seen it.
Unfortunately is isn't.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# nite nite b3ta
I go sleep now

to dream of kittens and shit
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ZZzzitzzZZ
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Goodnight mister Disco
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)
# night night
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# What happened to him ?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Strange coincidence here.
I was looking at an old school-friend's facebook yesterday. There's a black-and-white school photo of him at age 15 or so, and I now realize he looked exactly like Ian Brady.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)
# is your friend ian brady?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah...
...perfect post for this
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Send it go !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# TOUCH MY BUM
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# this is LIFE
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# RING MY BELL
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha
ok then
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# That's what I was thinking . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# her lovely lady lumps...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Read that as dumps . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Looks liks she's worried about something1




(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Right . . . I think something to send . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Ok, I will.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# She's a . . . eh hem . . . a lady in waiting !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:18, archived)
# His 'n' her Royal Highness
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha
that's just wrong
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Nothing a paper bag wouldn't overcome!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# "overcome" joke
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# *recalls*
"Papers bag: for when turning the lights off just isn't enough."
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:40, archived)
# This is unholy.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!



(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# My, what rosy cheeks he has
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# all of the sudden the terminator pic becomes tame wanking material
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Too much tanning booth !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *spluff*
that is all
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You made him look even more gorgeous
than he already is!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:58, archived)
# crikey
I've had 'er
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# uuh!
pass the mind bleach please
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Coming Soon to a theatre near you!


get it?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# very nice
I'm off to bed
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You're going to wank over this, aren't you?

night night
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# and you're not?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Later, much later
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Not really . . . but that one there rings a bell . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# fuckin yay for this!

woo yeah!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# where's the Indian??
but woo
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# That is wonderfully in sync with Daft Punk

'lo Zank!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hi........bye
fallout 3 beckons!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# PAH!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Great . . . signals and directions . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# that's brill that is
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haha :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Satan said dance?
;]
Woo!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# more like
"walk like an egyptian"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Well yeah.
But I was listening to Satan Said Dance. So it fit better.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# YES

In my hometown, all the pedestrian light persons are female.
/blog
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.


/Curious
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Really?
That's cool, I wanna see. :]
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Here
Big for clicker, m'kay

Pedestrian traffic lights

GO

STOP
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ooooh.
That's pretty awesome. :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# THERE IS A SLUG EATING HER HEAD!!
And her dress is short. And her socks are high. I thought you ought to know
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah cheers, I'll pass it on to the council
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# she is very prudish methinks
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Is your town inhabited majoritarily by fat girls?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Not at all
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Why are they dismembered?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Oh those Kerrazzee Dutch!
Most excellent.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# The would light girls !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# HEAD IS ON FIRE
STAND REALLY STILL
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Send it go !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# O NOES
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Is that the . . . come hither sign ?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:43, archived)
# She's on fucking fire!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:47, archived)
# SEND IT GO!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:50, archived)
# she's a rather sturdy dutch lass
no doubt from all the clog fights and milk churn tossing

:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It's from all the tulips they stick in the cheese windmill dikes
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# yes, those ethnic things, that are done in the country of Amsterdam
:D

*runs*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Top stuff Sir.


(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Don't walk,
skip?

Gets it really BTW...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Cross like an . . . egyptian . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Ancient egyptians had invented the silly walks.
Fact.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Who is this ellis chap?
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=32676

He has sent me a PM regarding my language and threatening to ignore me!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Tell him to fuck the cunt off
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# I cannot be arsed.
I am tired and sore and need not the abuse.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Oh, now that's a big thread right there

It's a person that likes gazzes, that's for sure.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Language?
But it's fun to swear!
It's big and it's fucking clever.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# like cock it is, you insolent cunt!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# too right, you spaff guzzling pisstrumpet!
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# It must be said, you can't come onto b3ta if you have a problem with sweary words,
you just won't get on with it at all

or if you're expecting taste or class for that matter...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# What a silly person, why come to b3ta if you get upset easily
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# oh, he does get upset at times, bless him
I had him on ignore for quite a while

and then he went away

and then he came back

and what's wrong with your language? You're one of the least rude people on here.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Language doesnt bother me at all
Except when some jerk uses it 'at' me in his condescending, demanding manner. Thats all it was.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# demanding?
ah well, such is juvenile pillockry
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:38, archived)
# What teh fucking fucknut,
fuckin fuck teh fuck up teh fuckin fuck!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fucking fuck fuck!
fuck fuck fuck fuck? FUCK! hahah, FUCK FUCK FUCK, fuck fuck fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck?

fuck.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Silly fucker!
;D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Boat melanger!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Plastic vicar!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# :O
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:53, archived)
# OH SRY BOUT HIM HEZ FRM BARCALONAH
spanish waiter posing, ready to carry 2 trays of food?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Yngwie Malmsteen

ALSO: I have just made a hot fudge pudding cake and I am very excited for it to cool down so I can eat some.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# He looked much chubbier when I saw him.
Woo
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I have discussed this with my mate.
We both agree that the end of his spandex days was when he hit 250 lbs, but he won't admit it.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Considerin you are young,
and I heard of him for like twenty years, i should think the years aren't to kind to him, slimness wise.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# No.
No they weren't.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# He's definitely put on a few pounds.
Still bloody fast though.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# widdly widdly widdly widdly



(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Yes, that's the other problem with getting older.
I'll get the towel.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
Very good.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# You should send this to him . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# And remind him of the glory days?
;D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I bet he'd love it !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahaha yes

DO IT
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahah
Got his address? x]
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Goes to his fan club site :
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Woo
this is a new direction - and very very great!!!

:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Do I detect a first Vector there?
soory don't know much about these but ths looks a bit like a vector????
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# It's made of paths, so it's a bit like a vector.
I don't know how to do an actualy vector, though. x]
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# me neither
but woo
:)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# This was him
in August-ish


Glory days, eh?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# You hung out with him in August
or just find that piccy on t'internet?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# \m/
*rawks*
*clicks*
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# \m/o.O\m/
Thank you. :D
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Wingy!!!!!
he is one reason why leather trousers should be banded
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)
# am I too late?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
I really wanted him to get hit by one of them, with the hope that it would knock him out
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I watched it several times and tilted my monitor
trying to alter the shoes trajectory
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Or . . . up side down so he couldn't duck . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# It makes me laugh, that they then watch him take his other shoe off to throw
Instead of grabbing him and then when they do grab him it takes about 10 of them
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahaaha
for that sci-fi loving nan this christmas
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# To right
"Gran, I got you this. It is a Tardis wheely bag"
"Is it bigger on the inside"
"No, its just a wheely bag"
"Take it back and tell them it is faulty, you little shit"
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# He comes from a long line of evaders. They're well practiced.
Those Iraqis sure are ungrateful. Gosh, after all we've done to them.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Haahahahahaa . . . roadside moca sin !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!




(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha spot on
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I can see it now
"BAN SHOES!"
"WE NEED SHOES"
"NATION FLIP FLOPS ON SHOE ISSUE"

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Caution . . . Shoe Ahead . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I blame clansole and the sneekers
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# happy sunday sillyness
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# HA!
Marvelous! :D

Gotta love liquify!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# His cheeks make perfect hand rests !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Nice shoppage on the doll.


Woo.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Why the...oh...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# RPS is shit, give it up
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# rps?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Real Phace Sunday . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah, Real Photo Sunday
it was a way of saying 'shopped images only please', but hey you know, if you have to explain it...
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# ah I see
I'm not as down with the kids.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# It's one of the things you see when you post a new post, ashally

'RPS is shit, give it up'
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Why so constipated?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# you too can now say
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# So . . . you are still filling your cart . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# No, just seeing what shite is on there now
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# You've got some nothing under your nose . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# John Major?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# not grey enough
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# hahahahha
superb
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Haha
schlops
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# It ain't paint . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:24, archived)
# it is truly a manifestation
of the divine
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yes . . . it comes from above !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Along
with the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Righteous !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Wel what is it then?

Imageready?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Also:


And have a crimbo bird, you rotters
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# SCORE !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hohoho
to this and master valin
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Whoring old wares tonight a bit aren't we?
;P
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Stop it!!!


I've just remembered this...
www.b3ta.com/board/9023126
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hehehe
i'll be watching you, at least until top gear comes on
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Lightweight!
I am watching Sports personality whilst b3ta-ing, then Top Gear whilst still b3ta-ing.Unless you don't have a TV near your 'puter.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I thought they were beautifully linked

like my love for you
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Gi Whizz

(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Magical.
Where did the man with the toucans go? He was funny.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# he had tou go
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# The way youtube is running at the moment, I would consider that the blackout has started, by them
It is slower then a arthritic nun flicking her bean, today
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# I think it's just being shit.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Can hardly watch anything on it, with letting it load it up first
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Haha there it is again
and I'll be at Utrecht Centraal again tomorrow. Anyone wanna buy me a coffee?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# ahahaha, I fucking love Holland.
Schmoke and a pancake?
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Make it a space pancake and I'm in!
;)
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Looks like fun !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Look, just get it done!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# "Kay . . .
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# TWITCHY BITCHES!
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# True Dat !
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Shat on head lol!!
Woo.
(, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)

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