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[challenge entry] It just wouldn't be Christmas without it...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ha.
On a similar note, has anyone seen Zulu this Christmas? Surely this isn't the first Christmas in forty years without it?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# and the great escape
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^this
although it was on a few weeks back, and i borrowed a copy from the internet library the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# this is the first time i haven't seen it on TV at christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Sound Of Music?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# no that has been on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Will you stop chucking those bloody repeats at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Haha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Indeed
'tis the season for missing codec messages
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# "Help me Santa Claus, you're my only hope!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# "Help one, Obi Wan - the Nation is in the shite!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# "Help, Jebus. The nation has gone down the shitter due to the media causing people over worry and make it a worse then it really is"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# This is true
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I speak the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I'm not denying this.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] He doesn't like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# haha *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I like your bow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Nice bow fella :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Arf!
Incidentally, anyone read "The Good Web Site Guide" by Graham Edmonds?
b3ta gets an entry...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# great for the gross
haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Are we an ezine?
and the newletter doesn't count as it's listed listing is not the website not the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I always thought of b3ta as more of a forum
sans avatars, censorship and prepubescent cunts
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# teh gross is teh bestest heah.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:23, archived)
# He's talking about me then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# let's try and get this place to the #1 Funny, Adult and Entertaining
STARTING NOW!:




errrr, ummmmmm, errrr...
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# i dunno about that
i'm going to look at some of the others, no one told me the interweb had that many sites

no.1 is dull
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# 'funnymail.com'
Now that sounds like a FUN site!

Funny thing is that it's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# You can succeed best and quickest by climbing over the corpses of your rivals
Let's eliminate snopes and comedy-zone.

Dead Man's Boots!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Groat for the grace and proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# "Creative uses of Photoshop"
I remember that compo. Didn't 'as a frisbee' win?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Yeah, but only because the other entries were both coasters

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i got a book once that was a guide to internet music
most of the sites had died by the time i read it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *reminds self to say something cutting and derogatory about micto's music once he's heard some*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha 2006
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Fucking third!
*cunts Edmonds (both of them) in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I'll be careful

:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You'll be dead!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# mate i've no idea what it is
but it's chin looks like an arse to me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
#
FUCKIN AVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hahahahaha!
brilliant i'm going to watch the others now, if only the whole of star wars was like this i'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Enjoy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Wonderful.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:12, archived)
# guffaw
cheeky party tricks:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# now theres an,
arm on the floor @ the starwars, starwars canteeena
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Super old pun


and probably bindun over 1000 times
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *groans
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# haha - it's like panto time at b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Oh noes it isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# He's behind you - gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# *throws arse sweeties*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Yay I caught a sweetie on my badger's head
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I hope that's a euphenism!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Naaa she has a stuffed one
Now that's a euphenism!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# This is b3ta anything is a possible euphemism - lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *attempts to catch sweeties with mouth*
*chokes and dies*
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Oooh lovely bow!
Now nobody can mistake you for a man.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# You'd think not - but I'm sure they will
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# As soon as I sent that message I realised the error of my thinking
Yep, they probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I think it all started when I refused to
photograph my boobs to satisfy their nosey prying. I do have standards and this is one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:09, archived)
# a scan of them would be out of the question then i suppose :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Hmmm not sure the scanner could cope
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)
# first time for me
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# *mans the spanging tank*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Oof! Oh dear!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# coming from you! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# You don't see me punning like that.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# What about weather girl!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Who?
Tamara Raines?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Yes! Her!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ugh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# :D
groans are what I live on... I think my favourite I've come up with is...

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I dont get this one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# LEMOLADE

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Oh shit I should have filenamed!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:11, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hah
guess its all negatives so far :)
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# *Groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I. Fucking. Hate. Them.

De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Gaaaah!
but so moreish
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Me too.

Who are they again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Some incredibly convincing 'real people on the street' getting incredulously excited that these fucking crisps are in a fucking bag,
and I'm totally convinced they're not shite actors insulting my fucking intelligence due to the crappy 'live camera' wobble.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# some real people are actors too
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# These one's aren't either...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ghosts!
hazaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# CRISPS? In a BAG?!
Those crazy crisp manufacturers, whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# they're not crisps
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Reformed potato starch products? In a BAG?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# that's more like it
you are the law, you need to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# They are definitely not potato crisps
A judge said so
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# exactly
i'm guessing you missed that lecture :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7490346.stm
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# weevils

in a box
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ptarmigans in a lampshade
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# cataclysms

packed as a two-pack in one of those plastic presentation wraps that you can never open with just your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Cardigans in a bay
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# bays in a city
wearing rollers
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# It can never be done!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i have no idea who they are
but the one in the middle has an arousing gobble action
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# and the girl on the end is no mean magician
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Zombie lurch between lleft ans middle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# yes
she stole a coin out of my ear
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# The one on the right is going, 'It's a babby'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# So the one in the middle was going to say
"How is Babby formed? How snack get pragnant?"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *hurl*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# i find them too crunchy after a few weeks
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# haha slags
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I remember there was a group called scraping foetus off the wheel (now called just foetus)
but no idea who those 3 are, however the bag actually looks like kitten food if it wasn't for the pringles logo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Perhaps with a bit of salsa..
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# The Pringle Salsa Dip stuff is actually fairly convincing as food,
which is more than can be said for their crisps.

If you love 'em, I recommend never reading the ingredients or nutritional breakdown...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Never read the ingredients on 'posh' crisps!
Lamb powder.
Lamb powder.
Lamb powder.

wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# lovely
I couldn't eat a whole on tho
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:47, archived)
# I think I can repost this on behalf of it's original owner


oh, and it's hosted by Mushroom too. I don't think he'll mind
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ah, actually I posted the wrong one
this is Mushroom's modified version.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# wee tiny
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# strueth!
is it me or are those fingers upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# must be trick of the light
i can makeout fingernails:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# pfft
she's lickin'it......lickin'it hard
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# So fresh, they've got quite a kick to them
And don't eat too many, you'll have no womb for dessert...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Aroogah!


From this www.b3ta.com/board/9053405

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# EYEBOOBIES!
woos
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# All you need now are tassles!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# But how do you know I'm not wearing tassles? *closes curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# How do you know I don't either
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Corrrr now I'm moist
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Yes
I bring all the boys to the yard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :D:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I still like this one
www.b3ta.com/board/8835329
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# atomicized...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# BEEP BEEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ha ha!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
# gleenager
is not an alien
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:39, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# haahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
hours o'fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:34, archived)
# stoned...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
is that nirvana?:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:45, archived)
# it is to me...
...*lights another*!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# pfft
*sucks hard*
*inhales*
*arrives*:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# a) hahahaha!
b) Is that Thunderbird 2?
c) pinkmaidengirliegirlmymilkshakesbringalltheboystotheyard is a pretty cool name. I'd've used it if I hadn't already been given my name by someone else.

d)My milkshake is sour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] We don't serve your kind here! But let me feel your presents...
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# hehehehe!
now i'm confused, which way are they running?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# To the bar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# but which way's the bar
more importantly where's the door i'm going to be sick
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*hears Benny Hill music
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahah
are they on a ferry or something it looks like they are swaying! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# please stop...
...and take a breather.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# YAY!!!!! Shakin St Stevens
see what I did threr?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Heh, nice one

I was hoping they'd twirl their guitars around in zz-top stylee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yayzers
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
the middle one is having sleeve issues, bloody wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Yays
*throws nickers*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# I like it I like it I la la la like it her we gooooooo rocking all over the world!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# more 'the shadows' i reckon
www.cubpop.com/mp3/The%20Shadows%20-%20Apache.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Lol!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:35, archived)
# top notch...
...entertainment!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# nah
The Empire wouldn't use Teles, they'd use Gibson SGs. Much more evil.
(rogerzilla, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# No clue why I failed Pun Seminar :(


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:55, archived)
# haaaa haaaa...
...A+!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:56, archived)
# See this on /talk?
www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/1230233175379.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# haha
torture isn't what it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# What ya mean
They pour boiling oil down the holes and the funnels are it make it easy for the blind paedos to aim. Or at least that what it said in the comic advert.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It's all putting menstral blood on muslims
and slapping people's wrists with electrical cable.

Where is our Dr. Benway?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# what ????
an image on talk, the end of the world is neigh
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I've said it once and I'll say it again
people really shouldn't be taking the internet without an occasional kitten chaser.

Spending all day on a text board just does not do a body right.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# i quite agree
although i'll give /talk their dues, they've been bloody amusing with old luther blisters, i love /talk now, wouldn't want to meet any but...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Oh, and *now* there's no one with an image of a b3ta bunker

tssssk! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i never go on talk...
...is that atomicboy?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Who thought the Royal Marines would have such a thing for rampant rabbits! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Why not?
They are the Navy boys after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Ahh--that triggers a thought on a 'Marine' biology lab.
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# this is
all kinds of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:58, archived)
# hahaha oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Yays
Next to the British Police Cunt Museum!:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Whaaaaaat?
Are you seriously suggesting that coppers are still cunts? Despite all the eviden- oh.
*walks away, whistling nonchalantly*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:28, archived)
# i'm being thick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:03, archived)
# tell us something new



hahahahaha nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Read the sign
look at the animal
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Ahahahahaha!
Splendid :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha excellent punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
pun engine tickin'over nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:15, archived)
# It was all going so well for


Skwirrel bo Parp

I think the underarm hair and the noxious body fumes make it allot harder to shop but It seemed it was what the public wanted.
Edit : hmm perhaps I was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# She is ready for launch T minus 10 seconds and counting
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# your fantasy fullfilled!...
...ha ha...enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:54, archived)
# *blames dixon*
he got me wondering what the smell was like.
that sounds so, wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] prob'lybindun...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# That's Snow Moon!
errr... Globe

hehe
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha fantasti
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# c
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# keyboard is broked
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# n
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# oh quiet you
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# brokedn?...
...wha?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# That unknown phone number that has called you twice is me on my fancy new work phone, which is free free free.
Kindly answer it,would you?
The number you recognise is pretty much defunct.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:50, archived)
# AHA!
phone once more!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Viewers will be delighted to learn that mr h and I have indeed spoken with one another.
On the portable telephone.
I said stuff, he said stuff. It turns out we're now working not far from each other.
He's got a bit of a cold, the poor thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Shake it all around
baybeeee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# he can do the...
...ROBOT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# thats lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Timeless...
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Is this the emo version?
The aftershave it burns, but doesn't know the really pain that is inside me. I hate my life, boo hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I say we kill it before it starts reciting poetry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# yes, its shite peoety weapon
It does have the knob helmet hair cut though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# which helps with the seeds of sorrow that life does sow.
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Darker days getting to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Tears for fears?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# kill it with hammers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Just what are: Windmill Cookies?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:59, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=klQIDr1_nZM
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Haha
That's very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:03, archived)
# it's ace
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Oooh
*huggles* :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Suck juice from moose!


Hahaha, splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# wonderful!
'bookmarks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:16, archived)
# You may borrow my pinkbow if you still want
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:31, archived)
# This is lovely

So, you're a girl then?
;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Nice TradeMark
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)
# can I?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Feel free
- suits you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That's fantastic - I love this sort of silliness, there just isn't enough silliness in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
#
Why the hell would you need this
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:22, archived)
# the title is merely stating a fact, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:24, archived)
# indeed it is
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Aha! An excuse to squit this on ya.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

*does the maths* Oh, bollocks. It was 9 years ago now, wunnit? Soz, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# HEY SITHS!...
...Have you had enough,... or are you thirsty for more?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Now I bring to you something educational


Click for probably better readability times (141KB)

I hate the difficulty of biology
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:49, archived)
# This is top science
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# how can it be so hard to get a middle and an end for my story, I've got the start.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Once upon a time
***stuff happened***
and they all lived happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I wish it was that easy
I have the idea of it all, just need to get from A to C via B and maybe a bit of D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# remember
haddocks and time machines make for the bes plot devices.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Top tip: leave out the D unless you are absolutely certain it is needed for the story
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# D is need for the next story
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Mmm
Still not convinced it needs to be in here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# you might be right
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:18, archived)
# But then again, I may not be right at all
not knowing what you intend to do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# D is a sub story that would conclude in the final story
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I am haveing trouble with this interweb thing
what is a 'LOL'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:54, archived)
# A LOL is half a lolly
which contains the lolly stick.
It's usually strawberry flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:58, archived)
# lots of love
or leaves, I'm sure it's one of them
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Lazy Obscure Lust...
...LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ???
why is this so hard for me?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Loyal Orange Lodge, a prefix given to all branches of the Loyal Orange Order. For example, LOL 1 is Portadown branch

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
#
FOTFL
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Hello ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Wotcha
You've been in everybody's sigs recently:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# So I see

As a mediocre boarder, I can only applaud this ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# It was quite amusing to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# You have to supply me with a link now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# God that's going to take a while!
www.b3ta.com/board/9051840

www.b3ta.com/board/9051871

www.b3ta.com/board/9051895

www.b3ta.com/board/9051972

YOu'll have to find the /talk ones where they turn on him yourself:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahaha that was quite a read
Cheers.

Man, I really feel like I've missed out om some Premium Flaming.
And I'm in the mood for it too.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:02, archived)
# 3.5 meg post of unedited QVC channel!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:10, archived)
# That troll mangling was quality entertainment!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# The funny thing was he was so up his own arse
he was aying we were the trolls. Obviously a spoilt child [;aying with their new Christmas video transfer present.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Yep, severe lack of insight.
He is probably rude in person.

I'll hitch this to the bandwagon:



edit: Ooops off the edge, is this nawty?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# This is highly irregular
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:20, archived)
# The post afterwards he did edit
But one of the cells invelved a tranny have sex with an exhaust pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:25, archived)
# A very famous image indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yes
Did you get the negatives back?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It's simple
It's Lagos Or Lumley. It's that common dilemma where you have to decide between a holiday in Greece or on former Ab Fab star Joanna Lumley.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# what about when some madman crosses the boundary that science should not cross
and then tries to force a one man bandwagon

same picture after same picture with a new caption.. or a picture of zammo in a different hat... until... that point is passed, and someone posts a funny one, then the ante must be upped and suddenly an eruption of 50ft zammos invade Lisa and then mayhem ensues?

what then, man? what then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:01, archived)
# You have just described The end of days
*hides
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# fear not, 50ft lisa will save us!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# masturbate furiously, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# hell yeah!
*unzips*

AAAAHaHahaHarhAHAHHAhaHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:19, archived)
# O_o

This is an outrage!

*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# let's remember NOT to form a conga line ok?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# We'll line dance this one, meatsy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:01, archived)
# This book is rubbish
There is no mention of the instant comedic effect of a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:05, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# look at her! offending aborigines indeed!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Fear the magenta
You know what makes it
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Probably...
I had to cut corners with the content
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# yup...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Too real...
You've just summed it up for everyone in 10 pictures
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# the name's the name of the game...
...(somebody stole godsavethequeen yesterday!)... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *clix*
*but remains safe in the sure knowledge that his pictures are crap*

This cartoon, however is the opposite of crap. In my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ehem?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *rofles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i'm liking this again:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Hmmm
i wonder if some people have a b3ta cell?
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:14, archived)
# whoopee
science explained-lol thingies
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Thought of this while in Woolies (RIP)...


Probably bin dun but have a cold and needed something to do.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Get's my Seal of approval
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Bwaaahahahahaaa!
Was obvious really but bravo good man.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# o-O
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# needs more 'wo' before 'man',
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Yes but I've given up explaining this fact
time after time.

Makes me really sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# dry your eyes and have a jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# \o/ Jaffa Cakes always cheer me up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I had a 230g
bar of Cadbury's Dairy milk caramel earlier. I heartily recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Lovely
I did have a Cadbury's Bourneville Chocolate bar but I think James has scoffed it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *Boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Well
If you will call yourself something as gender-ambiguous as "maiden"... :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I know, I know
it confuses the boys - perhaps pinkmaidengirliegirlmymilkshakesbringalltheboystotheyard would be a better Username and a Mrs Badger Icon with a big pink bow in her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I would like a pink bow too please
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Well we must petition the b3ta mods to include colour icons
and to have badgers with bows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# now really, what confuses me
is how someone would be confused

oh, unless they were being a poohead

oh

I get it, ok, cased closed, next, world peace.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Apologies....
...dear Maiden. I did not mean to offend you, only Seal.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I'm not really upset
although I do have to explain quite often I'm not of the male species - The worse is Golden Fanjita he's made it his life work to upset me, as often as he can - I have him on ignore now as he has serious problems.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hello miss

Couldn't help but notice your sig. By mediocrity, do you mean the mediocre kind?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# No not you sweety, it was all in response to the LutherBlisset troll
who accused God Save the Queen of stealing his sig so we all stole his sig - I altered it slightly - but I'll replace the sig soonish.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Ah, seems I missed a lot then
I was off b3ta for three or four days :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Good use of a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# If you haven't got a cold,
kindly present your excuse. Sharpish.

(Doesn't really like the film, so is huffing)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha

Good evening all you rotters!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent excuse.
Might use it myself on Jan 2, cos I don't think I can be bothered to go in.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# To be fair..
I probably can't bill for today :-/
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# *jumps on the waggon*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# all aboard

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Glad to hear it. Skint now.
But I walked past an elderly Chinese tramp today.
He leapt up and seized my upper arms. I wasn't going anywhere.
He pulled me close, and whispered: "Shit films are always shit."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# *This wagon might be a bit heavy now...*
Scart

... but i'll jump on anyway
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# there's life in the dead horse, yet
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Room for one more?
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Y HELO THAR
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ALRYT LUV
FANCY SEEIN U 'ERE, LUVLY TEETHS
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# haha yeah!
id like to see this animated
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# hehe
definitely should animate
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# aww
all your turkey's gravy is leaking ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Wooooooooorms
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# animated...
...FP for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# on the run again

new space monkey stuff,
might have it finished sometime next year at the rate im going
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:39, archived)
# glee
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# yays
Monkeeeeey iiiiiiiin spaaaaaaace!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# awesome stuff
how are you doing mate?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:55, archived)
# ey up !
i heard a rumor you're coming to Mosley
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# I am thinking about it
deciding if I can be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Anybody remember
Captain Simian and the Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace Monkeeeeys?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Oh yesss!
I look forward to the soundtrack as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *makes approving monkey noises*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:25, archived)
# crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:27, archived)
# damn!...
...i want to see the whole movie!...ACES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Just in the nick of tiem.
Unbelievable. This is going to be epic.

I'm glad I just caught this before is faded off the page.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas at the Lucas's
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha
took me a while but then, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# It's true because it's funny
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Pffffft superb!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:47, archived)
# .
Soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! speedyballbangpots, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# eek
I divna get it :-(
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Turok-ey ... 2 days late though


Urrgh, my pictures are getting so crap I cant even understand my own puns...
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# arf! it's ok, here have a belated xmas posting
;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Isn't selfabuse NSFW?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Well I applaud that he managed to give himself a head job.
Saves his girlfriend being forced to do it. :P
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# But the struggle is half the fun!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Don't struggle you'll break your spine, Riverghost
oh... right... you meant the girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# PERMABAN!!
I demand justice be served with sprouts and tattys
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# *double checks*
ah yes tatties.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# oops
so gonna to get caught out
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hmmm...
I think someone already ate the sprouts and taters
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# oh yeah...
didnt notice that
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Why is alan carr beating himself up?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# this happens often
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# leave yourself alone!...
...huh?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Guess i could call it belated
Yesum
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:53, archived)
# The NSFW issue raises a more basic question:
What kind of "work" is so undemanding as to permit time for web-play in the first place? *RIS*

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:52, archived)
# A question
which is answered in the FAQ...

b3ta.com/features/faq/#working
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# lunch time and breaks!
Jeeeezsuss--there must be some well-fed chaps out there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Some employers
seem very generous with lunchtimes and breaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# my company just installed a web filter
on all the laptops. b3ta is now blocked on my work laptop. Of course since we're on the road most of the time and have downtime the company still wants to control us. Youtube is blocked too.

Of course a portable install of firefox bypasses said filter.

What a waste of corporate energy.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I often say something similar.
Whilst I agree wholeheartedly with a not safe for work policy I am often amused by people who say "if my boss sees me looking at that I'll be fired". What kind of boss would not have already fired somebody who's day is spent slacking and reading websites regardless of the content containing tits or not?
I know that if my employees sat around reading the newspaper all day instead of spending the 8-10 hours a day doing the work I have hired them for and that they are contractually obliged to deliver I'd have them out on their arse pronto.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I'm with you totally!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# wank
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# And what if they were newspaper journalists?
I know I know - kick them out on their arse anyhow!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Haha!
(stop reading my diaries, please)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Whereas some people do have jobs where they can use b3ta many don't
Until they invent a machine that tells you when everyone who is at work where they have to be careful isn't looking at b3ta I think the rule makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Oh, I support the rule with no problem.
I just couldn't relate to a workplace that permitted surfing, regardless of content.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I don't have a problem with the rule.
I support it, I said so. What I am saying is that people should not post lewd, offensive or pornographic material on here, they just shouldn't. But nobody has a right to get offended because it might get them sacked. By all means be offended that you have been forced to look at things you'd rather not but not because it might upset your boss. Here's a tip, go and do the fucking job you are paid to do and stop slacking reading the net. That's going to improve your chances of not being sacked for looking at tits 100%.
The English still have a mentality that they need to do as little as possible for as much as they can get and feel that they are still owed something. Do the job you signed a contract to do for the wage you agreed and then your employer might consider cutting you some slack and showing you the perks. ( or the perkies if they are so inclined ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Why do I have an undying urge to make a knob gag?
titties
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *finds self not wanting to work for Pasanonic*
*not that Pasanonic'd want to give a toss either way. He's welcome to whatever employees he can keep*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm retired mate.
And they are all gone now. Should i do what I usually do and take on at least one contract a year Then I can get all the unskilled labour I need from an agency and if they send me a slacker they can replace them until I keep one I'll pay them for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# This is a frightening, horrible world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I know from experience that I have been considered a fair employer
I pay honest wages for honest work and I pass on bonus' when they apply. I just don't allow people to take the piss. If you are not able to comply with the terms of your contract then it is the fault of the employee who should have not entered into it. I don't throw surprises in and ask people to do things beyond what I initially ask and if I do then I'm quite happy to renegotiate terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:35, archived)
# *reads contract in its entirety*
*realises that absolutely everyone who has ever signed one is absolutely fucked and is basically depending on some cunt to be in a good mood*

Aw, mate! Come on! I think you're being a tad stern here.

This is a discussion worth having, though, if you're up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I've been in the building trade for years
and the way things work for me are always going to be different and at odds for someone working as a terminal jockey in a large office environment.
I have a contract. I have a schedule and I have penalty clauses for slippage. Any skilled work I am not doing myself with the team I've generally worked with for many years I sub out to a contractor and I pass on those penalty clauses to him as is general practise and let him worry about his workforce and their output.
I agree totally that a happy workforce is productive and that there should be incentives. End of day is never fixed and I'm happy for 3-4pm finishes as long as we are on schedule. We usually go to the pub and I'll buy drinks. On a Friday as long as there are no unforeseen circumstances ( like deliveries promised for 7am that turn up at 3pm ) then we finish at 2pm and go to the pub where I will stand all drinks again. These are the kind of incentives the builder appreciates.
If we can do a week's work in 4 days then I'm happy for us not to work the 5th day if it is workable but in my line of work there can be no 'take it easy today and we'll catch up' because that costs me money and we can be talking a lot of money.
I just expect people to do their job. I've sacked a lot of people but generally because they try to take me for a ride and I won't have it.
I used to allow employees to take the firm's vans home and use them for personal use ( when I had a few vans ) until the insurance put a stop to that.
I'm very fair and hardly as stern as I'm making you think here but at the end of the day if I don't make money because people are not taking responsibility for the jobs they have then they have to realise I must take action to rectify that or people don't get paid.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Very good of you to take the time and make the effort to produce such a good and considered response. Thank you.
Perhaps we're talking at cross purposes in a way. It sounds to me, from what you just wrote, that you are indeed a fair employer who, understandably, can do without pisstakers.

But I think many of us have been/are/will be the victim of pisstaking employers.

I think the majority of employers, unfortunately, are taking the piss. And not slightly taking the piss. Landlords, too. A little bit of power, an income stream... it seems to turn simple folk into little Hitlers, alarmingly quickly.

I'd like to beg all employers, everywhere, to remember that 'employees' are people. People. Just like you, me, him, her...

And all our necks are made of soft, fragile flesh.

Even the tin man!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I agree with this wholeheartedly
I work for First (the Bus and Rail company) They ahve sacked my Husband at Christmas for having health problems that do not limit his ability to drive a bus, but incapacitated him from working during the healing process after a major operation on his pancreas. I too on the 30th of Dec am to face a discipline for Unacceptable Attendance - I've had just 6 days off work due to Colds, Flus and stomach problems - I have had to look after James (hubby) whilst he's been off work and look after the house whilst maintaining my job - how fair is all of that?

Well fuck First - My husband and I come First, not them!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# I really hope things get better for youse, and quickly.
Here, I've been re-learning over the last few days that family is vital vital vital.
And quite important.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Yes family is very important
unfortunately Bosses like First know they have you over a barrel - With James not working I'm the bread-winner and I can't afford to jump ships to another job especially with the economy etc. I fully understand the "work ethic" but not when employers are using it as stick to beat down the workers - workers in Britian aren't lazy, we are pressurised, we are overworked, we are sick and tired and underpaid as well as under-respected for the work that we do. So is it any wonder you get a few who say "fuck it!" and ride the system after all aren't we all a little tired of being rode by the system and the bosses!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You know this already,
but standing by one another is the best, most important thing people can do.

It's not always fun (though it can be!) but it is important. You and Mr maiden'll be OK. You're not alone. There are millions of hearts out there. And they're not all in the ribcages of property developers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Troo - we still have a lot to be thankful for.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Well, that sounds fair.
I did get the idea that it would be some sort of industry like that, and as you say, it's a different place to the office.
Not only that, our work have us three ways over a barrel, so we don't feel too bad about wasting a bit of time here and there as they have us on 50-75% contracts, but will let us go if we don't work 100%. None of us have the cash to take it to court and I don't have another job lined up to go to. So f*** 'em. Sideways.
On another note, I was trawling b3ta and the Mrs later shut the computer down wit the b3ta tab still open. At work, when I started t'internet, up came the tab - just as well it was pretty innoucuous that post...
So I think there's something to be said for keeping to the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Yay! WORDS!
(I apologise to main board b3tans for deliberately provoking WORDS, but some of us happen to like 'em. Every so often.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Words are good
nothing wrong here
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:37, archived)
# You're fired!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# The kind of work you really, really don't want to do, but needs doing.
Grossly underpaid and with such a colossal weight of responsibility attached (if you take it seriously) that you can only approach it sideways, with a lot of thinking time.

Alternatively, working in a call centre. Better to let your children starve.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I suppose I could imagine some of those jobs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I like the idea of approaching a job sideways
and then jumping out on it whilst it's totally unawares

"Ahah job! I have you now!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# It's the only way!
No sane human being would enthusiastically get a job.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# As a busdriver it is very difficult for me to avoid work
although I do try very hard indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# James Kelman's 'The Busconductor Hines' is a beautiful - and quite short - novel.
I recommend it unreservedly.

Although the bloke in it is a conductor of buses, not a driver of them.

The book is largely about the nature of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I'll look out for that one - thanks
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# being a porn tester
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Sure, but then with no porn on b3ta, yer slacking! :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# there's many an IT policy out there
which permits 'personal internet use within reasonable limits', but prohibits viewing of anything containing nudity, pornography, disturbing or violent content etc etc

hence I am allowed to view B3ta at work up until the point anyone posts something which falls under those definitions.
(meepmeep is, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Bit of a no brainer of a question
I wonder what university eliis18 goes to:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# That's all behind me--
UM-Columbia, PhD Clinical Psychology, 1984
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# then you are non productive
and being paid for periods of time that you are not doing your job. That would earmark you for replacement in my firm.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# But not in a different firm with different terms
and therefore shut your face.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# shut my face because I have an opinion
on what I consider a suitable employee for me and then stated he would not be one?

I apologise. Therefore fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :)
Actually I enjoy opinions. But I also enjoy saying shut your face.

I don't see why somebody shouldn't be employed to ad-lib how much of the working day they spend relaxing and how much working. If they could be trusted. This is how a boss functions, and presumably the relaxing part helps.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ^ this.
Does he run a collective farm or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# no, like many people I am paid to fulfil a role not a man-hour quota
and can spend my hours as I choose, it's entirely my own responsibility as to how and when I choose to get the work I need to done. I am not contracted for paid periods of time.

You're basing your statements on a contracted-hour view of employment, which while relevant to your industry, is hardly representative of every job on this planet.
(meepmeep is, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Yep.
That's how it works at our place. As there's a two-hour lunch break, we can cock about all we like, just nothing NSFW. Also, my jb invloves a certain amount of sitting and waiting in which there's not time to start anything else, so yah, boo, sucks to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:22, archived)
# jhobs that your are doing purely out of necessity, and have little to no interest in.
jobs that suck the soul from you, but still pay the bills.
jobs where your boss is a twisted image of you in 20 years time, if only you'd kiss the bosses arse (yes, arse) a little more.
jobs where you know that you'd be far happier, and would be able to kick the weed habit and become active if you only stood up and said "no, i won't do it anymore, i won't whore my intelligence purely to make some fat cunt (not me) richer"
jobs like mine, and no doubt, many others.
Jobs that owe you respite.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# No really
say what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ah. You mean jobs.
Jobs.

Work.

That's what you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:26, archived)
[challenge entry] "the force is no longer strong in this one"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I like that Jesus has a song sheet posted to his cross
"Go on Jesus you miserable sod sing us a tune, and none that 'Always look on the bright side of life' crap either!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# cor!
nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:16, archived)
# That's really good.
Really good indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Yep
You've really nailed that one
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:47, archived)
# cor thats ace that is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# maybe if he'd left his battle computer on he wouldn't have ended up in this situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:29, archived)
# nicely done...
...poor jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:45, archived)
# !
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# mungo mungo mungo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# BONGO! BONGO! BONGO!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# bukkake?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:03, archived)
# don't cry, little guy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# this is great!...
...GREAT!...i say!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:29, archived)

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