EWcomics 41&42 - Double update!
Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:51,
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dont tempt me
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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fires up paintshop pro*taps secret code into squirrel vault*
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02,
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this is the greatest euphamismI have ever read.
you can tap your secret code into my squirrel vault any day.
(you can tap your secret code into my squirrel vault any day.
arrangedletters,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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*bite off fingers*(mine not yours)
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 20:05,
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horay for this Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:53,
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hooray for 3 panel cartoons on b3ta that are actually funny!
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:54,
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heheare you saying there are some 3 pane cartoons on b3ta that aren't funny?
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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1: Establish a pun
2: PUNCHLINE!
3: Whoops, what's this panel for? I'll just put "spang" or "fucksocks" here.
(2: PUNCHLINE!
3: Whoops, what's this panel for? I'll just put "spang" or "fucksocks" here.
Shada,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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yeah, they are invariably shit aren't they
also, as a concession to modernity or something the stupidy guy also has a "huge fucking tear over his head"
wtf? emo!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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Haha!Superheroes = awesome
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face.,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02,
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(.)"
[ aye, tis from a level I made using Knytt Stories Level Editor......it's a bi buggy, and small, but there is a limitation to the number of logic checks per "room", so it ends up being more like graph theory than anything ;) ]
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:52,
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at least you earn 32k a year making tea prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:53,
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send us a linkif your level is for public consumption :)
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:10,
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I couldn't get the hang of thatKnytt & Knytt stories are great though
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:08,
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haven't looked at that,otherwise I concur...
...I'm going to put my level up on links in a bit ;)
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:14,
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...I'm going to put my level up on links in a bit ;)
I saw this program on bravo today about people who make 32bit versions of modern gamesthink they're called de-makes..team fortress 2 version is good
www.videosift.com/video/Gang-Garison-2-a-Team-Fortress-2-8-Bit-de-make
(www.videosift.com/video/Gang-Garison-2-a-Team-Fortress-2-8-Bit-de-make
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:55,
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just because us poor people can't afford 64 bit computers*runs off crying*
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:00,
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just because us poor people can't afford to upgrade from our 4 bit computers!*runs off crying very slowly*
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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have you photoshopped his arms?cos they look really odd
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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Well he has the right to bare them!Ooo bought the Frankie Boyle DVD yesterday. Stunning joke on it.
How many dead hookers can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I take the bike out.
(How many dead hookers can you fit in a garage?
Two more if I take the bike out.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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My favourite one was the Lewis and Nick Hamilton sibling rivalry :DI won a Grand Prix today Nick. What did you do?
I DRANK FROM A FUCKING CUP!
(I DRANK FROM A FUCKING CUP!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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Mock the week has brought some stunning talent into the lime light.And they should bring back Angus Deaton to Have I Got News For You!
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:38,
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I dunno,having Angus Deayton back would be good, but it would mean never having BoJo or Blessed presenting it again :)
Have you seen the Mock the Week: Too Hot for TV dvd? It is brilliant!
(Have you seen the Mock the Week: Too Hot for TV dvd? It is brilliant!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:40,
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I should really get itI already have Dara O Briain, Franky Boyle and Russel Howards DVD.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:43,
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I may be the lone voice of dissent herebut Mock the Week would be vastly improved by editing it down to the last 10 mins.
The rest, although funny in places, doesn't hide very well the sense of being heavily scripted and directed
(The rest, although funny in places, doesn't hide very well the sense of being heavily scripted and directed
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:44,
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'ningles mateyThey have, it's called Who's Line is it Anyway.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:52,
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I think he may haveshopped Steve Coogans face onto the fella :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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Georgy's ArmysNo, he really looked like that - aged about 25, allegedly.
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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Photoshop: some use it well..others stick text on a picture prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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haha"Photoshop: Can you even use a filter?"
:D
(:D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:36,
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i can just about put one persons faceinto another pic. see: b3ta.com/board/9053107 for an example..
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Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:52,
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haha he does look a bit like him :D prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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To be fair, it's the way he was brought up
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:43,
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shut up Brit*tests current b3ta racism policy.
I have tried to apply logic to this one.
Paki'- short for Pakistan or Pakistani.
Brit- Short for British
And the problem is?
(I have tried to apply logic to this one.
Paki'- short for Pakistan or Pakistani.
Brit- Short for British
And the problem is?
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:59,
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It's not the wordIs the context attached to it
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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I know Pakiswho quite happily refer to themselves as Pakis. I've never understood how the word in and of itself can be offensive. It's the same as any other word. When used in conjunction with other words in a manner which is intended to offend and show discrimination then anyone has a right to take issue with that if they are the subject of it.
Words are just words. They are part of the English language and the weak-wristed liberal left must not be allowed to attempt to shame us into having to watch every word we say. There is nothing offensive about a word, just the possibility that it may be used to cause offence.
If people are not able to distinguish between offensive comments and common comment then they should not be the ones complaining about language.
(Words are just words. They are part of the English language and the weak-wristed liberal left must not be allowed to attempt to shame us into having to watch every word we say. There is nothing offensive about a word, just the possibility that it may be used to cause offence.
If people are not able to distinguish between offensive comments and common comment then they should not be the ones complaining about language.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:14,
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Speaking as a weak-wristed liberal...nobody's forcing you not use derogatory words. You're quite welcome to go around calling every Asian person you see a Paki, and every black person a nigger, and we'll see how far you get.
Yes, I agree, words should just be words. But this is reality, and they aren't. Being an offensive cunt isn't going to solve anything.
(Yes, I agree, words should just be words. But this is reality, and they aren't. Being an offensive cunt isn't going to solve anything.
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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I think you have totally misunderstood me.I'm the last person who wishes to cause offence to anyone for no reason ( you cunts here don't count ) and both myself and my sister are in mixed marriages just to allay any fears that I'm some kind of right-wing fascist.
I'm merely saying that people get too worked up about words without seeing beyond them into what was actually said. People attach an implication to a sentence often because of a word it contains rather than what the person actually stated.
I'm trying to defend our language, not racist cunts whom I have a particular distaste for, to which my father will testify to from the time he introduced me to a chap in his new pub when I visited. Within 30 minutes the guy was on his arse swallowing teeth and in that time I'd given him numerous warnings that I was not happy with his choice of subject and views upon it.
(I'm merely saying that people get too worked up about words without seeing beyond them into what was actually said. People attach an implication to a sentence often because of a word it contains rather than what the person actually stated.
I'm trying to defend our language, not racist cunts whom I have a particular distaste for, to which my father will testify to from the time he introduced me to a chap in his new pub when I visited. Within 30 minutes the guy was on his arse swallowing teeth and in that time I'd given him numerous warnings that I was not happy with his choice of subject and views upon it.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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yea if you can't talk to them, punch them...well done prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:33,
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If you mean meI can be a cunt all day.
I was trying to agree with your comment about words and context but you'd just rather use that to say what you perceive me to be.
(I was trying to agree with your comment about words and context but you'd just rather use that to say what you perceive me to be.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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CUNTSI prefer to call everyone no matter what colour or creed, a cunt.
I fucking love cunt.
It is a term of affection of the highest order.
I mean who doesnt like to fuck cunt? ( apart from gay men. They like to fuck arseholes, so i guess the greatest term of affection they can give is to call people arseholes).
So to all you Cunts out there, I LOVE YOU ALL!!
(I fucking love cunt.
It is a term of affection of the highest order.
I mean who doesnt like to fuck cunt? ( apart from gay men. They like to fuck arseholes, so i guess the greatest term of affection they can give is to call people arseholes).
So to all you Cunts out there, I LOVE YOU ALL!!
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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I always think it's funnywhen people get offended on behalf of people who aren't actually offended.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:31,
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This, in it's entirety. Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:32,
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"There is nothing offensive about a word, just the possibility that it may be used to cause offence."exactly. it causes offense and is used to belittle and de-humanise people. way to stand up for the BNP dude.
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:37,
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First of allI'm not aware of what Harry said beyond what I've read here and some news clip saying he'd done something wrong so I'm not talking about anything he has said.
I'm talking only within the confines of this discussion and I picked the word Paki because people get offended about it and they should not. It is short for Pakistani and in common use in that community.
I have no idea how a word such as that 'belittles and de-humanises' people and to be honest I'm not aware of many words that would. Even the word term racist is attached to many a word when it is clearly the fact that the people doing the complaining don't understand the meaning of the word.
I'll add this though, if you'd like to accuse me, in person, of being a supporter of the BNP or in some way a believer that any person is inferior to me by reason of their racial heritage I'd gladly knock you the fuck out.
(I'm talking only within the confines of this discussion and I picked the word Paki because people get offended about it and they should not. It is short for Pakistani and in common use in that community.
I have no idea how a word such as that 'belittles and de-humanises' people and to be honest I'm not aware of many words that would. Even the word term racist is attached to many a word when it is clearly the fact that the people doing the complaining don't understand the meaning of the word.
I'll add this though, if you'd like to accuse me, in person, of being a supporter of the BNP or in some way a believer that any person is inferior to me by reason of their racial heritage I'd gladly knock you the fuck out.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:46,
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you can hardly fault me for being offededby someone who insults me based upon their misinterpretation of comments I make, especially when I feel I'm being quite clear about my views.
People are people. Some people are not nice people and those are the values by which I discriminate.
(People are people. Some people are not nice people and those are the values by which I discriminate.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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yet you are happy to have asians called pakis?so i take it you go to work and use the word, cos as you say, its just a word. maybe call the gay bloke a queer too? as for the violence, well, nothing more need be said.
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:56,
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again you chooseto make a claim about my views based solely on what you choose to believe rather than anything I have actually said.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:58,
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i take it you belive this?"I've never understood how the word in and of itself can be offensive. It's the same as any other word. When used in conjunction with other words in a manner which is intended to offend and show discrimination then anyone has a right to take issue with that if they are the subject of it."
when used ... is intended to offend.
(when used ... is intended to offend.
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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then you are wrong.Words can be used to create offence. They are not always used so. If they were then conversations such as this could not exist.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03,
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So using the word "Paki", for example in a question about the use of the word, is offensive regardless of the context?You're going to have to go on ignore, for being a twat. Bye.
(Just to clarify, I'm fully intending that to be offensive.)
((Just to clarify, I'm fully intending that to be offensive.)
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:09,
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They are baiting you nonic, Pretty soon you'll have the trolls from talk in here.* has got dejavu
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:59,
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look at these shoulders man.I can take 'em ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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You were doing so welluntil you suggested that any disagreement with your point of view means that the disagreer must be racist.
Leave the name calling to the children and racists.
(Leave the name calling to the children and racists.
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:48,
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so where the fuck is Cuntystan? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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Time to break out my standard response to this:(
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:28,
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I think you are being a tad too kind.on account of it is fucking rubbish and not even remotely connected to the compo which is also fucking rubbish.
www.b3ta.com/board/9074457
(www.b3ta.com/board/9074457
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:44,
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thats the ironyyou have stumbled upon it, you see my Photoshop isn't loading so I did this crap drawing instead. Am I too much of a newbie to make this type of post, funny or no?
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:47,
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Newbies and PanasonicA match made in heaven
( The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:48,
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You have a strange idea of heaven...We could put Pasanonic and the newbies in a room, photograph the outcome and sumbit it for the compo.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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There is no irony here.You can't load photoshop so you assume then that you must submit this? You should not have bothered.
I can only assume that you would have used photoshop to deliver a photograph of this image of war. Did you read the compo? Do you understand what b3ta image challenges are meant to be?
Having been to war I doubt I'll see anything funny in this challenge but your image certainly is not it.
(I can only assume that you would have used photoshop to deliver a photograph of this image of war. Did you read the compo? Do you understand what b3ta image challenges are meant to be?
Having been to war I doubt I'll see anything funny in this challenge but your image certainly is not it.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:52,
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"Having been to war"playing call of duty doesn't count
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:00,
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Ha ha ha haThat's bound to go down well.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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I agree.MOHAA is the only true WW2 FPS*.
*may contain lies
(*may contain lies
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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The shit posts are needed to make the brilliant posts all the more brilliant. Discuss.Or maybe not. Whilst I agree in part with what you're saying, even the common source imagery has been used well from time to time (c_kick's post on the popular page right now, for example).
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:54,
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Popular does not meanclever, interesting, funny or indeed good. It just means you mindless idiots will click on anything, as well you know ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:56,
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pop·u·lar...1. Widely liked or appreciated.
So if it gets lots of clicks then it is.
Taste...
1. A matter of personal opinion.
This obviously not to yours.
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:26,
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So if it gets lots of clicks then it is.
Taste...
1. A matter of personal opinion.
This obviously not to yours.
CanonCaliberyou can post your 'fail' hippo pic now, I told you I would give you the opportunity.
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:00,
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I only post it when deservedso I'll save it for now
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:04,
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NeitherI only post "fail" to huge inappropiate or unshopped images or text threads or when someone posts an image made by someone else
/this is not an invite to do these
(/this is not an invite to do these
CanonCaliber A big bore,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 13:20,
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in a new thread?step into my office, your f'king fired!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Funny Side of War"){kind=small}
here have a pearoast
do i compo it? Edit: compod
Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:38,
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HahahaI used to love that game! Mine wasn't as flash as that one though.
'ningles teh b3ta.
('ningles teh b3ta.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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shame it only comes with one ball/ac
prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:11,
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How did you not know you'd get a raosting for this? An Eagle in Your Mind,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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in my short b3ta historythis compo has seen the largest number of reposts in new threads :(
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:55,
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The real parents, or the parents we're led to believe are his? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:33,
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green/hazel eyes from two blue eyed parents?I don't like the odds of Charlie being daddy there.
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:35,
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Or the shock truth that nobody suspectsHis father is Mohammad Al Fied!:P
Similarly Camilla's is Desert Orchid.
(Similarly Camilla's is Desert Orchid.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:52,
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is it racist to stereotype?(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:43,
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time for the iron maiden\m/
where is everyone? Surely riverghost should be here moaning about his hangover, gstq should be here stealling my sig and Wobbly Bloke should be lowering the tone...
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:46,
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where is everyone? Surely riverghost should be here moaning about his hangover, gstq should be here stealling my sig and Wobbly Bloke should be lowering the tone...
i assumethat they're all in church....why aren't you ?
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:48,
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because I'm in Australia.and also my religion isn't one that has church on a sunday...
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:50,
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too sensible an answer that:)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:53,
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*curtsies*I'm writing a letter of reference for someone, how should I say "occasionally tardy and mumbles a lot"?
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:56,
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"Like Rainman, but can operate machinery/computers..." Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 10:58,
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i would saythis person has an interesting and refreshing mode of communication and hobbies include a fascination with antique time pieces
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:01,
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fuck, that's excellent:D
someone once asked me to write them a reference
I got a letter saying "please write reference on pro forma provided" the "pro forma provided" was a blank sheet of A4 with "PRO FORMA" written on the top of it.
I was scared, I didn't want to upset my friend by writing truth ie: "Under no fucking circumstances ever should this individual work in the capacity that you would expect from him" so I er.. just didn't write it.
never found out what happened :D
edit: before anyone gets upset at me for being a twat I would like to point out it's unlikely he passed the psych evaluation :D
(someone once asked me to write them a reference
I got a letter saying "please write reference on pro forma provided" the "pro forma provided" was a blank sheet of A4 with "PRO FORMA" written on the top of it.
I was scared, I didn't want to upset my friend by writing truth ie: "Under no fucking circumstances ever should this individual work in the capacity that you would expect from him" so I er.. just didn't write it.
never found out what happened :D
edit: before anyone gets upset at me for being a twat I would like to point out it's unlikely he passed the psych evaluation :D
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 12:07,
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but but but..what about the SUPER DUPER high def high speed capture? :) Smell-o-vision?
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:41,
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awwww :)*gets warm, fuzzy feeling*
( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:50,
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I don;t know, I'm going to bedg'night
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:02,
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say what again.....please
( Dont point it at your face up the ass,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 11:37,
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The west sends in the pigs...
seamless
now you can see why i stay away...
we need more of this
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:46,
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Does not get any quicker, dirtier, or cruderer
.naughty Hummel
.Have it Nigella!...just have it...
Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:03,
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Mmm, NigellaI recently had someone find my blog after searching for "Nigella Lawson Saucy". True story.
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Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:08,
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Yeah, but you'd make an exception though wouldn't you? I mean, just to be nice and everything.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 9:06,
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Not my usual way of starting a Sunday, this
(Interestingly, the last pic on the 11th page of a Google image search for 'pig head' is a kid who looks very, very like chickengirl with a piggy bank balanced on her head)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:55,
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Coriander spoils the subtly earthy taste of pig jismin my experience
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Shlvng,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:01,
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I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK ON MONDAY. IT MAKES ME WISH I HAD THE COURAGE TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN.Oh, yeah! It works beautifully. Thanks!
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:09,
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I've had a change of heartJust tried some with bull smegma, and it had a pleasant piquant
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LS18,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:14,
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Curry's off the menu then*has just had a curry poo
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:54,
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What annoys meIs that one of the 6 semi-finalists for Walkers' recent "invent a flavour" competition is Fish and Chips flavour. We've had fish and chip flavour crisps for fucking years! If I'd known it was going to be a case of "tell us a flavour that already exists" I'd have picked ready salted and been a multi-millionaire.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:31,
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Woo to the pic btw:D
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:32,
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I just wish i'd've entered my other idea.Call me a ponce if you like, but I thought:
Prawn Cocktail.
Sounds utterly disgusting, but I think it might catch on. Even if it ends up tasting like an unwashed crotch.
(Prawn Cocktail.
Sounds utterly disgusting, but I think it might catch on. Even if it ends up tasting like an unwashed crotch.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:41,
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WELL YES I AM ACTUALLYI HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:55,
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Can't wrap my mind around what those feet are doing*almost like the impossible triangle thing*
( LS18,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:00,
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They are dancing to Rotterdam speedcoreI advise you to do so
( Shlvng,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:02,
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The very next time I discover a zebra-faced parrot on my back,I'll do just that
( LS18,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:09,
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Jews and Muslims are both forbidden to eat porkno wonder they fight so much, they're suffering from a lack of tasty, tasty bacon.
( Shiksa,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:15,
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Nonot at all...ever...
(I hope)
((I hope)
Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:27,
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HAMWIG ARE YOU SUITABLE FOR VEGETARIANS? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:21,
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ALSO:PLS DON'T FLOOD THE BOARD WITH YOUR HAMWIG QUESTIONS GUYS LET'S TRY TO KEEP THEM ALL IN ONE THREAD
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:22,
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A: NEW HAMWIGS MAY BE ORDERED AT ANY TIME.PLEASE ALLOW SIX WEEKS FOR REPLACEMENT HAMWIGS, EIGHT WEEKS AT CHANUKAH AND MOTHER'S DAY.
( postbear has metal knees,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:32,
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I don't like ham muchthere must be something wrong with me.
( Shiksa,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:21,
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IT'S NOT AS NICE AS BACONPUBES
Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:25,
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this gave me a mental image I could have lived without.BACON PUBES AND BEEF CURTAINS, OH MY
Shiksa,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:06,
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That's a startWas pondering inserting a ham then removing the bone
( LS18,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:44,
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She already has ham to feelPenis of self feels inside of ham where once there was bone.
EVERYONE'S A WINNER BABY, that's the truth (yes, the truth)
(EVERYONE'S A WINNER BABY, that's the truth (yes, the truth)
Shlvng,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:58,
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HEY HAMWIGWHAT'S WITH ALL THE PEPPER? THAT SHIT'LL KILL YOU
(
gronkpan,
Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:34,
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