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# We've got the leverage . . . pry out the drinks !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
hahaha... ha
:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# *hic*
How about some Old Crow ?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# The inside of my bladder
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Lavabladder?
See a doctor.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Or a vulcanologist.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I meant a doctor of vulcanology
Dr. Spock perhaps.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# But he was a baby-doctor
i.e. doctor of babies, not a doctor who is a baby.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Wasn't that
Doogie Howser, MD?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# He was a teen doctor
Wiki says he became a doctor at the age of 14.
Wiki knows all, or at least pretends to.
All hail Wiki.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# So adolescent medicine
rather than normal paediatrics?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# No wonder it burns when you pee.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# 1) that must hurt
2) but not as much as getting the camera up there!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# get off mi legs!!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Just breathe into this moist rag for me...
It'll be better soon.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# That's a tampon!!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *opens mouth*
*closes mouth*
No, you win.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:39, archived)
# pwns:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# putting
the hip in rohypnol :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# And I put the hyp in it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Is it growing?
ARGGHHH I DON'T KNOWWWW!

Very nicely done.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Cheers
took me bleeding ages to draw it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# That'll teach you
to mix Sunny Delight with your meth
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hmm, sunny meth
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# This too . . . shall pass . . .
the test !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# You have cystistus?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Consider yrself lucky.
That's more like the inside of my colon.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Been on the vindaloo again?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# that
or someone's pissed up his/her arse.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
FFS It's my day off and I'm sitting on b3ta

*stands and looks at squashed b3ta*

It wasn't me!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# You've crushed teh internets!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# I did convince the old man that he had deleted the internet once
Fortunately I told him I had a back up on floppy.:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# only taking after his grandad
Royal Family... waste of time?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I think they should scrap the whole thing
Apoint King Brian Blessed and make Prince Charles minister for agriculture.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# They have actual powers. Well, Queenie does.
They stop us having the stupid system america does.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# about time she came back down to reality instead of sitting on her throne!
get this country sorted out!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I think there's an 'agreement'
She doesn't use her powers and the government doesn't take them away.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Eh, we're fucked either way
If we can't have a real democracy, can we at least have a technical democracy?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)
# That's what Cesar said!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Put sock in charge!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Pfft!
In other news, I just made this, not really worth its own thread.



Original
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# do a google for
rochdale olympic
woO!
edit : save you the effort..
www.minimarcos.org.uk/shows/malvern01/roch.jpeg
or even an ashley...
www.oldclassiccar.co.uk/my_car_ashley.htm
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# A beautiful car!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# yeah!
i want one :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:27, archived)
# aww dat is juft da cuteft widdle fing!!!
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# :)
Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I want the silver one
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# ball ball ball


footie footie footie
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Phwor!
Mankinis.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# The more I look at this the more I think "what the fuck?"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# the more I look
the more I look I just think 'why?'

In a good way though.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
took a while?:P

cr3 I've going to cut your nipples off and and send them to Gordon Ransey to swear out you've fucked the board again:O

All's well again
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I thought
I should make up for my last piss poor post.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# And it did!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
(insert picture here) "Offline for recode."
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Pedro ftw \o/

Top noobage!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# True story
I was there. Saw it with my own eyeballs.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# argh!
ゴジラ!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# (^___^)/-

はゴジラ!彼らのボール!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:15, archived)
# ~.~;;
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# kekekekekekekekeke!
KAWAAAAAAAAAI!!!!!!

O_o
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAR!
Three! Two! One!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# all this needs is robot sharks being ridden by chuck norris
and nothing will top it
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# He's piloting the laser-helecopter on the left
and the planes on the right are actually robot sharks.

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# so thats what really happened
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hardgay?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# This is:
a) one of the best things I've ever seen from someone with an L plate;

b) so depressingly true that I want to check myself in to wherever Gilgamesh went, and never re-emerge.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# 7 Shape ... King Of The Poets


Charles Bukowski
(T-shirt Available, Poster Available, Some of His Amazing Poems Online For Free!)

7-Shape Vector drawn in Xara Xtreme.
If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.

All 7-Shapes Art: Public (inc. B3tans) | Music | Artists | Politics | Actor | Comedy | Director | Literature | Science | TV & Radio | Pointless
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Now do Charles Bukkake ;)
Very looking forward to mine :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# shouldn't this be 7 colours and just not have the big long lines joining the two colours?
(i have no idea who 9 out of 10 of these ppl you draw are btw)
Woo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# my
style ... innit!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# well i suppose you are right
can you draw something thats not a person? (i don't believe in famous people)
edit : can't reply for some reason... (woo to those VVVVV)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Yeah I paint landscapes as well ...
here's some more of my stuff .... they're all vector too but with more than 7 shapes.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Is he sucking on an aglet or has he eaten a shoe?
Either way, woo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I suspect ...
it's a rollie! Probably Golden Vagina!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# These are very clever.
You should make a sped up video of you doing one, so us mere mortals can gawp.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# I tried that once, with my E-Oil paintings, seemed to kill it...
with my E-Oil paintings seemed to kill it...
www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/lanceh.jpg
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Ooh. That's quite interesting.
And also reasonably incredible.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Cor
I just watched the Alien quadrilogy again last week
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# That really is superbly done :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Check my profile for more, I did a few,
before I got bored, they take hours!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Excellent, as per usual!
I am so pleased with mine it's ridiculous. Chuffed to mintballs.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Yours is ace!
Looking forward to some esteemed company :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Am it fly tiem?
What a coincidence :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I haven't worked out if that mean dead sparrow or burn arse to prepare the food quicker!

EDIT:Is b3ta boked?! I can edit a post but not add a new one!

EDIT EDIT: If that is the case I wouldn't know as you couldn't answer me.


MORE EDITS: Yup it confirmed! Maybe the server's on fire again!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Eh?
Eh?

Must be just you...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Seems to work for me.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Working now
But I got a load of gazes and MSNs confirming it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I will confirm that you weren't going crazy.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# I think both you and the flying penguin from Mars are incorrect.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# YAY!!!
B3ta has risen again!


Must've just been a temporary gremlin!?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Was a scary time for us all.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hold me!
:s
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Probably just someone messing about.
A post borked the board slightly earlier, so perhaps they're looking in to that.
edit: hurrah!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# What are you on about?
Edit: Ah, I see.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Bzzz...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ZOMG!
She's nicked TuTT's hair!

EDIT: If you want to try some different Muse stuff try and locate their cover of House of the Rising Sun. It's on the first War Child album if that helps. Also technically they're prog rock not emo so you can set your mind at rest. :P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Prog rock can set my mind at rest!?
PROG ROCK!?

*panics*

*edit* also:



*edit*
Parse error: parse error in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 199, WTF, I can do no replies....!?!

*edit edit* Yup, reply has borked, b3ta is broken :(

*edit edit edit* YAY! Is alive again! :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Just listen to what you like and ignore people trying to label things.
/EDIT IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE REPLY BUTTON FUCKED?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Exactly
If you like Wigfield fanny farting on a suzaphone go ahead and like it!

I YAM VOICELESS!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# It's a fairly wide genre.
Besically it means rock that doesn't stick to the generic rock bounderies. It doesn't mean Rick Wakeman wanking on a keyboard.
*buggers off to listen to Paramore*

EDIT: I can't reply Jeru so I'm going to do it up here.

I though that that's come under contention. Just as a genre is famed for an era doesn't mean it stops existing and evolves.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# At least you have the choice not to listen to it
my neighbours are playing Queen's greatest hits at volume 11.

I either close door and windows and roast alive or leave them open and listen to a band I don't particularly like.
/blog
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Knights of Cydonia is fantastic
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Yeah
They'd do a pretty mean Bond song too!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Alternatively, ignore prog rock altogether - it's fucking orrible - and enjoy/make straighforward inchoate noise in simple 4/4.
*continues to mourn Ron Asheton*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# 7/8 for the win!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# OK, OK.
I'll admit to the odd venture into 5/4 and 13/8. But it's folk/jazz/jazz/folk stuff, really. And Stereolab, the exception that makes rules look as idiotic as they are...

Having said that, I think I've established a decent rule of thumb that almost scans, though:

Beyond 4/4, 6/8 and 3/4,
Turn in electric instruments at the sodding door.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Jazz and folk?
Explain Money by Pink Floyd then.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Im not a fan of clowns
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Clowns are clever
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# clowns are evil
eeep!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Best clown movie ever.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# before I click I'm guessing
Killer Klowns from out of space.

but then I could of easily kclicked before kguessing.

EDIT: got it wrong.. forsooth!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# i guessed them same
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# That sounds awesome
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Christ! That's a bit strong.
He hasn't even been inaugurated yet.
Give the poor sod a chance.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hehehe
ace
here have a skwirrel


Click for bigger (52KB)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# This needs a SPLURT after three or so loops.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Clowns, say you?

Click for big "R"(176KB)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Remix of an imperfect pic I posted at 3:55 this morning.

Wow. And to think, this is the perfect version...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
I never noticed that before ctrl r refreshes. yays I now have four ways to refresh!

Also does pork jiz look like a pigs head?!:O

EDIT: Similarly


EDIT: Shame on you Mr. cr3! Very poor work 19 on the message board is a redex and 14 on links has been removed! You'll also find the number one on talk is incorrect. Number one is it keeps them off here
I shall be writting to my MP!:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I have seen this many times now,
but I am still missing something. Is it the misspelling of Yoghurt?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Americaniasms taking over.
They idiot designer probably had his spell check still set to the default US setting and didn't have enough intellect to know differently.
Let us take the time to point an laugh at this minute cognitive abilities!

*points*
*laughs*
HAHAHAHA.
*double checks his own spelling as to not look like a complete idiot*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# look at the flavours
 
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Oh
^this.

EDIT: Nice lurkage!:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:32, archived)
# It took me roughly 43 minutes to get this and laff.
And some serious squinting.

And some wondering whether there was a Korean movie star I'd never heard of called 'Four Low Fat'.

*EDIT*

*It's worth the eyestrain, folks! Proper funneh, right there.*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Sweet dreams.
Again.

See ya in a bit!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *nightmares*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURSE !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Yum!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
Thank god I didn't go for ready salted
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I like them to have a bit more life to them
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Does Michael J Fox eat them?

I have also found agreat passtime. talkboard search with your own username.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I used to be the guitarist in 3 Colours Red.
Apparently :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Aparantly I was guitar tech in a band
YOu see that a lot these days.

*cues guitar tech solo*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:04, archived)
# And you also seem to have received
a lot of free advertising too :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Yes I noticed this too!
I worry how many have stayed and I haven't known:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# What annoys me
Is that one of the 6 semi-finalists for Walkers' recent "invent a flavour" competition is Fish and Chips flavour. We've had fish and chip flavour crisps for fucking years! If I'd known it was going to be a case of "tell us a flavour that already exists" I'd have picked ready salted and been a multi-millionaire.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Woo to the pic btw
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# It's naughty to frighten people like this.
Especially fragile people like me, whose memories are all fuzzy like.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Hehe
;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Fish and Chips flavour?
Never heard of it myself. I have heard of scampi fries though, is that your point?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Nope!
Having done a bit of a google, they're actually not called crisps - but it's close enough! "Burton's Fish 'n' Chips Flavour Snack Biscuits" - they were in the shape of little fishes and chips. Awesome stuff.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# They sound utterly horrendous!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# :o
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:31, archived)
# How dare you :(
They were lovely

o/t I was extremely disappointed to read the rest of the article after seeing a beeb headline "Church gives birth to a baby boy"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# I think the Walkers competition
was probably limited to Walkers products.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Did anyone suggest hedgehog?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:56, archived)
# EVERYONE suggests hedgehog
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:11, archived)
# crisps
what a great idea
*fetches a hat to eat them from*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# a crisp hat!
splendid idea!

*PATENTS*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# SNAX
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# *sues*
doesn't say serving suggestion:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:57, archived)
# serving suggestion:
-lift eyelid
-pour liquid
-seal eyelid
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:03, archived)
# You have a seals eyelid?!
*calls Green Peace*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Still awake?
*Bludgeons into unconsciousness with particularly sonorous frying pan*

Hope this helps.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I'll have you know I woke up at 9:30am this morning!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Clipart on a picture
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:39, archived)
#
Revolutionary clown testicles!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# No tags, no labels. Nothing in his pockets except a La Senza catalogue.

I spent far too long on this and looking through google images was less exciting than you'd imagine
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Pffft! Liking it lots *click*

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)
# pfft.
did you mean cirrus? ;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# perhaps... -_-
*runs*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# aww, come back!
cfb
cfb
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Wow that's enormous!
and rather cool.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ta.
This is my favourite ( and also huge )

imagebam.com
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I still love this!
Linkage to the others for reminiscence sire?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Is that guy on the right touching himself?
Naughty boy, you should be in prison.

Oh, you are. Carry on.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:30, archived)
# !
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Oh dear oh fucking dear!
Also:
Jeff stelling presenting countdown!! WTF!!!!!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# where have you been?*
Kammy for dictionary corner


*this is in reference to your apparent surprise at what was announced in october
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:42, archived)
# aHUOORHGHH MNNRGHHH
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Well, someone had to do the research.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:18, archived)
# I'm number 17 on the links top 19 :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Now I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds....... cool!

2megs Flash Version

...or at least the destroyer of roads.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Thats brillo!
Bloody eck!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# BOOM!
That's bloody amazing, but if that was a meteor the explosion would be HUUUUUUUUUUGE.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
I definitely like this.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# If you'd've donated it'd be your candle day today:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i definitely agree
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Im doing the thing with the liking on this
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# wanking?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# No, I did that yesterday
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# but sunday is doublewank day
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# That happens later
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# this is everyday
everyday that isn't triple or quadruple wank day
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# It'd be triplewank day but I've only got two hands.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# go team moderation
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# wooo
lully
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Gnoppenheimer approves!

Woo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Very clever man shame about the mutation ;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ah, hell,
do you know how long it'll take for the council to patch that up? Tsk!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# about 12 years?
to send a bloke out
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# They will be around the week before the Local Elections
- true fact

But it will take then 13 weeks to brew the cup of tea before they get their hands dirty.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Or at the end of March, so as to use up any spare cash in the coffers.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Are you implying that local councils
spend any surplus needlessly at the end of the year so that they don't have their budget cut?

That would mean that the road near me that has painted mini roundabouts every 200 yds doesn't really need them?

Crazy man!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Of course, you don't really believe
that mini-roundabouts serve an actual purpose do you? Other than to ride straight over the top of them.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Understandably, as you don't live near
me, you also neglect the fact that it is a residential road that these are on, meaning that no-one can reverse out of their drive without breaking the law. It has gone proper mental near me over the last 5 years. Mini-roundabouts, speed bumbs, residential parking that you have to pay hundreds of pounds a year just to park outside your house, WIN!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I hate speed bumps
and of course Residential Parking is a nightmare for me when I'm at work on me bus. But I totally agree every Council in this land has gone mad for Traffic Calming at the expense of residents being able to park near their house.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# This is also true as the Local Elections are only once every 4 years
so they must have a reason to spend that spare cash else they next fiscal year they will have a reduced budget.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# fuck!
:D

edit: please fake some ufo videos and put them on youtube

as the response will be entertaining
(beware, this will cause *EXTREME* nutter, I'm subscribed to one guy who did some animation and he got death threats from the buggers)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You're a cementalist
!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I prefer the term "aggregate challenged"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ooof you tallented swine :D
*eagerly awaits tutorial :P*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Alas t'is not my tutorial
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# yay
knew it would be with programs I don't have nor the RAM power to run them

my poor chug box.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Awww but 'puter are so cheap thesedays
a DualCore2 and 2 megs of Ram is all I have and a fairly decent GFX Card but nothing special.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# this would take the monies that I lack
I do intend to upgrade this crap tin at some point. When I have money.

but the list of things I think of as necessary keeps growing.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You could always steal Redsushi's computer he doesn't really use it much anyway ;)
sorry redsushi :P or am I?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *dons catsuit*
*looks too sexy to burgle*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# cor thats all of the aceness!
:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i like this
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# This is awesome
Woo :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I thought that was a movie clip
and was looking for the shoppage. Fucking hell that's good!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# WOW
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hancock
Ace :::)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Cor! That's brilliant.
I actually jumped a bit when it hit the road.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah added some camera shake to the impact
looks far better in the .mov version I have
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# impressive
if only it was abbey road

the sign doubles just after the impact
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Just noticed that
probably down to the preset that creates the camera shake I'll have to look at the .mov file.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# nicely!
those tutorials are fantastic, I've ordered a copy of 3ds max so can't wait to give it a go!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Good Work
I like the road bits flying up especially.

I've been wracking my brains trying to come up with an idea using physics, with no luck so far
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Rabbi Kenobi felt that the campaign against the Gazan Seperatists was proceeding to plan
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# needs more croissant and newspaper!
:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Aeeurrghhhh naki naki


my attempt at the cock thing from the newsletter
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha
WTF?!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I wondered why it was linked at first
Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# To see a fine lady upon a fine gorse
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Wow a genetically engineered future seems both
interesting and weird at the same time - rather like Bill Bailey.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# He walked past my window last Friday:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# rooooooxxxxxxaaaaane
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)
# pffft.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Dude
I'm waaay out your pricerange!

/27p blog.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I knew i shouldnt have
got that twix
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I know you would have prefered a finger of fudge.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# well disguised
:)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
that's pretty much fucked up

:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha, good effort.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# "...and I thought they smelled bad... On the outside"!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha yes
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# chugga chugga chugga chugga

for no good reason

click for bigger
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# chugga chicken bling bling bubble
:D

edit: and it's bloody good, attention to detail innit :D

*cleek*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Oo ta very much
it's a dodo btw
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# this is why they died out
cruising about all day and not stopping

:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Absolutely scientist have proven using what the like to call science
that Dodos ill invested all their food and monies for their love of Concept Cars and whilst they appeared to cruise in style they were soon to be extinct just like their Concept Car.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I was wondering
also thank you for your tutorial.

it helped me make this:



:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ahahaha
*clicks*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# propels me to not to go to church
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Hehe I love that
Is it a Papal engine or Diesel?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Chestnut and whore power
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# the energy of the finest kingdoms
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# a kid stroke engine
...
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# How can you say that
/No tax disk blog:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# dodo's don't pay tax, innit
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They do do!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# calm down! CALM DOWN!
EH! EH! EH! EH!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It's only a commercial!
I may have to find a new venue for the bash! We have 58 people going so far and there's still 5 months to do!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# just buy a larger hotel
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I meant venue:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ah, it'll just end up in a major news event due to riot so why worry
:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Went very smoothly last year (well a part from one coked off his tits talkboarder who was removed by security).
It's going to be better this year as I know the shortcoming of last year.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# heh
that's...

ah well, there's always one who is too much fucking idiot
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I believe his post bash excuse was:
It's not my fault, I'd need doing coke since 11am.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# then he's a fucking idiot
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I think being extinct makes tax not applicable.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Well someone should tell him as he seems very much alive
And if they can threaten me with court action when I I've never had a driving lesson, don't have a licence or a car I don't think death will stop them:P
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Ha, bureaucracy at its finest.
Reminds me of TV licensing.

What... what do you mean you don't have a TV? What sort of nutter doesn't have a TV? We just assumed everyone had a TV. Maaan. Hey, Dave, this guy doesn't have a TV! Maaan.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I've had that.
I took great pleasure in fighting them all the way.
Letter.
Bloke at door being turned away.
Letter saying that bloke would come round again and if I didn't let him in they'd get a court order.
Bloke turning up and sent away.
Letter saying they were going to obtain a court order.
Bloke turning up with member of the constabulary and a court order.
Me not recognising inspector as I legal entity entitled to have a court order.
Policeman confirming that in fact only policeman had the right.
Me and policeman wandering round may place
Policeman telling inspector that I didn't ahve a tv.
Me telling policeman that you really did get a lot of service out of your licence fee.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Haha.
Does this repeat yearly?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No
I think maybe they have a siren that goes off when they enter me into their computer. As I live in at work I wouldn't have to but I still don't have a TV.
Tv's dead man! Internet is TV!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)
# You do realise
that if you watch anything on your PC which is streamed live then you have to pay for a TV license?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)
# That's incorrect.
If you watch TV on your computer you do (ie you have a TV card).
You don't need it to watch streamed programmes from a website TV channel or otherwise.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# before long we'll be having media device licenses
this will include tv, dvd, computer, mobile phones and fuck knows what else
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I don't think so
We only pay a licence fee because of the BBC. SO I think there'll be on licence fee but the BBC are going to have to evolve. I think they already know this and this why they're paying a lot of attention to the BBC as a web format.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# they've been squeaking about computer licences for a while now
obviously there's been some idiotic suggestions from some italian politicians but computer licences, yes, it's going to happen, one way or another

after all, we must protect the content produces or save the children or the whales or something
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I'n not sure.
We seem to be the only country that does charge a fee. I've noticed however that I watch the ads on the streamed TV asTHere's only aoubt 30-60 seconds of them and there's no time to do anything else.
So maybe overall the influence of an advert will be stronger having less.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# well
an example

another

expect more of this nonsense
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hmm
You must be covered by a valid TV Licence if you watch or record television programmes as they're being shown on TV. It makes no difference what equipment you use - whether it’s a laptop, PC, mobile phone, digital box, DVD recorder or a TV set - you still need a licence.

You do not need a TV Licence to view video clips on the internet, as long as what you are viewing is not being shown on TV at the same time as you are viewing it.

contradictory advice there
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# More nonsense.
You do not pay a license for the BBC. You pay the government for a license to operate broadcast receiving equipment. The BBC is funded in turn by the government for providing public service broadcasts.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# er not quite
it is shared between the 5 terrestrial channels. the beeb gets the lions share though
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# BBC gets 3.4billion
Chanel 4 gets 50million
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I'll repeat.
If you watch anything on your PC which is live streamed. ( i.e football, olympics, things of that nature ) then you have to pay. I checked the wording of the statement released when they introduced this in 2006 before I posted.
You should know better than to tell me I'm wrong when you know I know I'm right ;)

edit:/
"Why do I need a licence for my PC?

You only need a licence if you use your computer to watch programmes at the same time as they are being shown on TV.

Before now, this has not been a major problem as very few programmes are available simultaneously on air and online.

Computer users only needed a TV licence if they had a special video card that could receive TV signals.

But the TV Licensing Authority now says watching the BBC's World Cup coverage over broadband will require a licence.

This is to stop people receiving TV programmes for free on their computer when they would have to pay to see them on a regular television.

Is this just about the World Cup?

No. The TV Licensing Authority says you need a licence to watch any TV station broadcasting within the UK on your computer.

However, you are free to watch archived programmes or downloadable clips without a licence. "
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# You misunderstand me when I say streamed
I did not mean live tv. I think you can only watch live on the BBC site anyway. I don't really see the point of watching live TV on your computer. The whole point to me is to be able to watch what you want at a time fitting you.
Additionall I believe we ware arguing the same point.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# I know, but I like to argue. ;)
it's just the live bit which makes a huge difference but technically it stands true that you need one. I don't think it will be long before they say that if you have broadband and a PC then you have the capability to receive so you will pay. In much the same way as if you have a TV in your loft and swear it never is used you have to pay because you have the equipment on site capable of receiving broadcasts. Remember this is a government tax and they need as many people paying it as possible.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i am now complaining to MP's MEP's and newspapers about TV licences
At the next review (2012 ?) a licence will be required for broadband unless the European Parliament rules it unlawfull or forces BBC to be encrypted
Also the TVLA does have powers of statuary entry to commercial premises but not to domestic premises
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# they used to have a seperate radio license as well
which now got immaligimated into he tv license.. and I don't think any one cares about unlicensed radios any more.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Wonderful, another tv-less person.
I daresay that may happen to me one day.
Not having a tv seems to be a heresy these days.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)
# I remember when I first got rid of mine. It was about 98 of something.
I really missed it for a couple of week. I do watch programmes but just on TV channels website. It's pretty much jusr comedy, docos and news.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Haven't had one for 20+ years.
I'd watch stuff if someone around me had one or the odd film, other than that I did other hobbies, music etc. Youtube can be fun though.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)
# bbc site has a great streaming system and the C4 software has an excellent achive
But you need to know hw to disable the filesharing part when you're not using it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Filesharing part?
It is some sort of torrent/p2p host?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Essentially.
It's a good system; it must save the beeb a hell of a lot of bandwidth. The software is a bit invasive though and will run in the background, downloading and uploading.
Or at least, that's how it used to work.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I hate things that run in the background endlessly.
HijackThis is useful for this.

/old computer running big games.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Aye,
HijackThis, Sysinternals (Autoruns and Process Explorer) and CCleaner.
Top stuff.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha ace :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
yays
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I am now going to spend all day looking for
jetsons sound effect
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# haha yay :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hehe, this is excellent.
Also, thank you for the splendid scrolling backgrounds tutorial. It's dead helpful.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Glad it's useful to people
I was worried it was a bit over complex.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Shit me, that's brilliant.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)
# as always
I am in awe of your scrolling skills but now I have to add 'top reflectage'

much woo madam.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Thanks Pasa
took some tweaking to bend the reflection on the near side - but otherwise I'm pleased with the outcome.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)
# i have seen the future!
woo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# and nothing has changed except that we live under water?
/bloody stupid song blog
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)
# excellent!
tj : what did the swear filter used to replace the word "hug" with?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Molest
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I thaught that was
huge
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Yes because the filter took the first 3 letters of 'huge' (hug)
and you ended up with "Moleste"
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Huge was turned in to Moleste.
The filter is a bit literal.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Moleste
A cheese hand made by kiddy-fiddlers in a tiny Mediterranean village.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# ta!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This is superb
great scrolling, reflections and general attention to detail. It's perfect!
Without wanting to jinx it, dare I suggest a 400px wide version?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I will resize but not sure it will make a difference
;)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# crivens

(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# she seems to be using her rear as a nut smuggling device.
her body shape confuses me.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# well I didn't use the warp brush on the original
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32970/1231684084/103369formatted0013kwga.jpg">I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Oooh, interesting breakage.
*Notes*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yay my sloppy linkage hath broken the page
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# God that's an arse that is doing to migrate south in 10-20 years time!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I'll help by holding it firmly in place.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *gawps*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# cor!
who the fuck is she?

additional links....
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# dunno was in one of those random collections
my guess it came from somewhere like this
dlc.freeblog.hu/categories/cheryltweedy/
but I cant find the source set
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Squirrel-trousers: physical impossibility or just clever tailoring?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Split arse.
I find this furry people thing as bad as squirrels with tits, if I am honest.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# I am fundamentaly
evil
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
#
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# crikey!
That is a huge buttock!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Aaaaw
Isn't she allowed outside to play with the other squirrel wimmin things?

EDIT: You realise all of these are going to end up on some really dodgy website somewhere?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yeah
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# roffle
one has already escaped they actually called the swt a jamnog however so i think my tagging may have backfired.
sidewayspony.com/tags/jamnog
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# haha
get them out of your system before they become illegal innit

:D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *disclaimers*
all squirrels are over 18 and give their full consent
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)
# heh
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I knew these squirrelgirls
seemed vaguely familiar.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7TAngJijI
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)
# fuck yes
I've been watching this show lately.

it's not as funny as I remember.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I've been watch Sean's Show on the C4 archive
Still is as funny as I remember.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Namasté
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:04, archived)
# nazi!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# MIRRORED EVIL
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# For some reason I was waiting for it to turn into a
swastica

/ah
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I thought about leaving the swastika in
but thought better of it.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# &fears*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Yatzi!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# NAZI!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# THE KALEIDOSCOPE OF EVIL
IT ENTICES MY EYES.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# HARRY
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
just like his grandfather
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Okay, i'll do anything you want.
/is rather hypnotised
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's important, yo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:01, archived)
# thats bloody ace
woo!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
ideal for sticking on a phone :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Haha fantastic!
'ello matey. How the devil are you. You've not been here for aaages!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hey ho!
i've been working double time the last month or two at an actual place of work. But hooray! i've been made redundant. free time ahoy. how're you?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# The usual
fighting tigers, saving damsels.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# this is made of gleefull pixels.
woot!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Everybody
Move your feet and feel united
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:02, archived)
# WOAH OH OH
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# aqua fresh!!!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# haha
I love the arms in the air wavy dance
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Ra-ther!
Photobucket
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm listening to The Specials on the radio and he's in time with Much Too Much!
As a result I'm grinning like a loon!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:18, archived)
# yaay!! 8 bit ftw!!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# aquafresh protection for your fa-am-il-y!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hahahza
in other news, some girl is telling me what she is doing with her vibrator during a scrabble game on FB

s'prolly a guy in his 50s with a mustache
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*downloads scrabble app*
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I've managed to put jism and porn on the board!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# tell the internet
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:08, archived)
# is this where slave laboured work experience lackies congregate and tell each other tales of maljustice?
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# lol...damn that double n :D
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:11, archived)
# :)
I don't know why I do it.. as my typing is abismal.


I think i get off on my own hypocracies.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# abysmal
hypocrisies
euphemism
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:17, archived)
# :D
and the sircle is complet
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:20, archived)
# I haven't time
so I'm telling you

I need to get on with my grouting
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:10, archived)
# there you go talkin' about filling cracks again
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Freaking awesome.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:07, archived)
# yay!
top stuff
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:09, archived)
# everybody
EDIT: too late :(
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# That's lully
reminds me of the daft punk vid (I think it was them)
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Everybody!
d-d-don't stop the beat
I c-c-can't control the feet
p-p-people in the streets
com'on everybody, move you're feet
Don't stop, (don't stop) don't stop, the beat
I can't stop, (can't stop) can't stop the beat
I won't stop, won't stop (won't stop) the beat
(, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

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