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Rocky the Snowman!

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)

does he box?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)

*pours boiling water on rocky*

Your tyranny ends here!

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Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)

Cynical... moi?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)

hahaha

Arse! I've two leaks on two seperate floors!!!

EDIT:
*waits for arse leakage gags*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)

You accidentally a whole leak?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

maybe his leak had just... wait what?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)

oooOOOooo

Look what he cat dragged in!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)

ello matey

how do?

Sorry for my absence of late, new job what what, is late shift today tho!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)

I'm fine

How's the good lady wife?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)

well ta,

we've been all snowed up

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)

just be grateful no one is going to spam

I TWO LEAKS ON TWO SEPARATE FLOORS!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)

Have you ever said anything in your life that wasn't either pedantic, petty, sarcastic or pathetic?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)

hahaha!

Ning Joe.

Also: I knew that was yours!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)

'ningles stan

missed you on saturday mate

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)

I've seen the pics.

Looks like I missed a good 'un.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)

Sadly, it was a good night

the highlight for me was meeting the lead singer of Fuzzbox!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

of pink sunshine fame?

Cooool!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)

Indeed...

she was lovely and gave me a kiss

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

Cor!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)

....

www.flickr.com/photos/xsgerry/3263197878/in/pool-b3tabashes

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

hehehe

'lo!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)

*waves*

good nings to you, sir

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)

:))

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)

Now that's good

I love the sound they make!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)

then you'll love this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjlwEuREAbI

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)

Excellent!

Superb! Brightened up my morning :)

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)

Hehehe

I've heard the apology he gave on some radio station in the US. He's back in my "not a knob" book again

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Joliet, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)

TOAP4TW

woooo,

#click#

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)

This is not just TOAP

this is 'adding a filter to the text TOAP'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)

*imagines in that sexy m&s voice*

*comes*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)

hehehe - nicely, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

'lo fella!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)

For a presentation in Mammalogy class

Order Xenarthra

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Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:35, archived)

Woo - Sloths with Tits!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)

Sheep-Worrier Princess!

In other news

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)

Well I'd hate to be done amateurly!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

Slits \o/

'ningles you squirrel munching ferret worriers.

EDIT: slits have to be better than sheep with tits:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/jpowers65/426090060/in/photostream/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:52, archived)

*incandescent with rage*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)

Sometimes I wish I was jpowers65.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)

SEXYTIME

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

hahahah

hahahahahahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)

I saw some sloth yesterday

they were very friendly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)

They probably didn't realise you were there until half an hour after you'd gone.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)

He has that effect on people.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)

eh?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)

This is actually my all time favorite b3ta image.

Did you have tea with them?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)

I'd love to have tea with them some time

ningles ghosty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)

ok i know lame! :|

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:09, archived)

that cinderella does look like a dirty one

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:11, archived)

Thats...

The other Cinderella

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:19, archived)

*drops monacle*

good lord!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)

goatse joke

a wonderful joke about goatse, maybe it had just grow?

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:01, archived)

ALL YOUR POST WILL BE ABSORBED BY IT BEING BROKED

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:05, archived)

and...

NING-K!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

may as well pull this out again

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:10, archived)

I wonder, can i not see anything because you borked the HTML?

or because I have goatse adblocked?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:08, archived)

visible now. nothing bad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)

I sometimes have jokes with my friends also

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)

do they wear baseball caps and have

DICE IN THE MIR?

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:15, archived)

No but I did wind up cooking souvlacos the other day

it's a souvlaki in a taco.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:20, archived)

MADNESS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)

MULTICULTURAL MEXEEK CUISINE

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:22, archived)

I'm thinking of starting a fast food chain that serves everything in tacos

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)

kebacos!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)

The possibilities are LIMITLESS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)

Strawberry mousse in a whole wheat taco.

Only 99 cents, with the purchase
of liquid-ass in a taco.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:34, archived)

I hadn't even considered a range of entracos or after-dinnacos

I AM SO PROUD OF MY IDEA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:38, archived)

Fish and chipacos.

Two whole eels and a potato wrapped in a taco,
battered and deep fried, served in a taco.
Tartaraco sauce extra.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)

www.flickr.com/photos/jpowers65/426094737/in/photostream/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:56, archived)

with this humor,

i'm never gonna to get a girlfriend

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)

a conversation with a friend

All the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

maybe it had just grow?

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:37, archived)

sooooooo gonna to get caught.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:45, archived)

nice to know JJ's claim to meme-dom

has stuck around

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:49, archived)

speaking of dogs

www.b3ta.com/links/276970

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:52, archived)

Fucking hell that woman is as stupid as the shit her dog leaves.

Going on about lines by jesus and ignoring the
round writing of braindead school girls and their
inevitable fate -- soccer moms with poopie fetishes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:57, archived)

And referring to wie...wiener poopie? My gosh...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:02, archived)

not quite as stupid as they come. Note that she described the footprints

in front of where Jesus was and behind where Jesus was, but did not conclude that Jesus regularly went for walks...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:03, archived)

SCIENCE!

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:04, archived)

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE!

monitor

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:07, archived)

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE MONITOR!

lizard

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:14, archived)

SCIENCE LIZARD

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 8:17, archived)

HAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:54, archived)

Swejun!

Wu!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

Button monster is merely curious

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)

i'm going to make a comic with this monster based on this post

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Microwave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:45, archived)

He can chase your Nazi rider, below

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)

he's hanging on the back as it is

all his 5 arms are lined up so it only looks there is one so that's why you may be confused
also he's smaller than you'd think

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)

v Ooo... Clever...

* I thought that was tag-nut but I can see it now..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)

most everything is very, very small.

don't believe people when they tell you the dinosaurs were enormous - they were actually all much smaller than peas.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:04, archived)

This is actually true

over the last few hundred million years all the animals and plants have died and created enormous amounts of dirt where before there was nothing but blank space. This has created a suction effect on the inner core of the planed and it has expanded to fit the dirt around it.

As the earth expands so do the fossils and this is why the skeletons look so big.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:23, archived)

It's amazing

how much rubbish I was taught at school/university. Thank God for b3ta and true SCIENCE.

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Mod Edit, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:33, archived)

I like that little octopussy

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)

^ Bowling ball with pubes?

* Wins!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)

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Microwave, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)

TO CHINA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)

if hitler had had giant millipedes to fight with him, we'd all be blond and segmented right now.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)

I'm considering this proposition.

I have to say it seems pretty sound.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:23, archived)

blond i'm hesitant about, but segmentation and exoskeletons are just s-m-a-r-t.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)

One day I hope for a robofist

I'd use it for one purpose only: ordering drinks and then crushing the glass in my hand in the bartender's face.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)

This is my old robofist from that time when I was Richard Nixon

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:57, archived)

action-fist action!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:06, archived)

WE'D ALL HAVE MORE THAN TWO LEGS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)

some of us do already.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)

OK, LET ME REPHRASE, WE'D ALL HAVE MORE THAN THREE LEGS

How many balls would that millipede have?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)

fuck off, pervo.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:05, archived)

Make it one set of man bits/lady bits for every two legs

and I'm in.

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:38, archived)

PERPETUAL MOTION IS A TALL ORDER!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)

GJM

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

Looks like a hotdog to me

Mmm mobile rideable hotdog

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)

RIDE THAT BUCKING BENCH-HORSE YOU CRAZY NAZI BEAN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:25, archived)

!!!!!!!!!!

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d d, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)

TO ZE RUSSIAN FRONT, JAH!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)

Retro fit!

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)

TURTLETRUCK

HELL YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

Yay

Nothing screams white trash more than turtles

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

I want to see this animated.

Wooooo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)

gameracer is gameracing.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:16, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

woo and yay!

thats a wonderful picture for me go to sleep with. Good night!

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

Cheers

and goodnight :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

bad news: blossom dearie is dead.

but i like your dewdle. blossom sings.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)

alack!

also, I've somehow never seen that movie.. why does she ditch the cat?
besides being a bitch, obviously

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)

I was thinking the same

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)

OH WAIT SHE FOUND IT AGAIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)

I didn't see that bit.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)

well she chucks the cat out of the cab

and then she changes her mind and goes looking for it and she finds it and she dries it off in her coat and there's this guy and they have this big snog with the cat in between them which is some kind of a happy ending I guess?

though I should have said she should have kept on going wherever she was going with just the cat and she should have been so much happier

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:08, archived)

^ this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)

THAT FUCKING BITCH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

FLIM NOTES:

the cat is played by "Orangey" also seen in the The Incredible Shrinking Man and Valley of the Giants!
supposedly.

www.imdb.com/name/nm1248838/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

That's no name for a cat.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

ugh, some people are like that.

www.dailykitten.com/archives/2636-orangie.html

others have more taste:
www.dailykitten.com/archives/2665-zorro.html
www.dailykitten.com/archives/2659-simon-2.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:16, archived)

Those are lovely

and obviously I'm really glad to hear that Simon's siblings all found homes. But really did they have to be "wonderful furever homes"?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)

awww, nice fluffs.

the name must suit the cat - sometimes 'orengey' is right. my ex had a stray visit his house for years when he was younger. the cat's name was 'big and orange'.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)

That's a good cat name.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)

i've seen photographs.

he was sprawled across the kitchen floor and seemed to be almost one metre long.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)

Awww...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)

valley of the giants make good musics.

votg * whaling tale

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)

i hope that cat shit in her hair that night.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

she's just a mean, bitchy bitch.

i didn't want to use that clip but it had good audio.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:04, archived)

Then maybe someone needs to edit this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:03, archived)

i think i'm banned from editing there.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:05, archived)

also, i like your waves, so i revamped a sharkpic.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)

Cor

that's lovely.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

just wait until i get my 12x24 or whatever.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)

hahaha

perfect for simulating large angry daubs, the Wacom Graffiti also features an easy-wipe-clean surface.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

i hope they sell a butt-tablet so i can draw with my butt.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)

That's well done PB!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

thank you.

i made a few more of those underwater things and left them on the back burner.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)

Nice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)

you can't see it, but there's a pokie in his stomach.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:18, archived)

there's minor barney on the edit history page.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:14, archived)

"I like London in the Rain!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHUVWEgHAy8

Remix by Variety Lab www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHUVWEgHAy8

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

Olive Juice

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)

Lovely

M'colleague just texted to say he's not coming in.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)

CARDBOARD WORLD IS CARDBOARD.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:09, archived)

it's a cardboard, after all.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

I ARRIVED THERE:

CARDBOARD

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:12, archived)

This is woo. THE GIANT GRAPE IS A SUN

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:15, archived)

GIANT CARDBOARD GRAPE IS A CARDBOARD SUN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:16, archived)

WHEN I FLY TO THE SUN, I USE MY CHOCOLATE WINGS!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:30, archived)

Surfings Fun!

(Fly Projector, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:51, archived)

Quite so.

And nutritious. Just don't eat the
serving platter in your haste.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

IS U CHOCO DIPPED?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)

thats some extreme shark wrestling

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:58, archived)

i'm cheering for team shark.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:00, archived)

Mor/evening

Today I celebrate being in the same job for 5 years. Woo.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:39, archived)

Obviously not in IT then, LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

Haha

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

No wonder I hear the Jaws music

when I see a mess.. hehe

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

yes a woman's work is never done

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:45, archived)

underwater ironing?

this is one of those 'look how wacky we are' attention-getting 'sports', isn't it?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)

EXTREME

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:47, archived)

extreme!

fuck ironing and fuck extreme sorts. i like wrinkled clothes and chessecake.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:57, archived)

This could be a Japanese game show

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:49, archived)

what couldn't be a japanese game show?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:01, archived)

Jeopardy.

Not joking, alas.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

i hate jeopardy.

stupid hints about stupid answers about stupid people to boost stupid corporations.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:11, archived)

I could iron underwater

How else do fishes get rid of wrinkles?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:50, archived)

pure, unbridled hatred.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:02, archived)

hatred gets rid of wrinkles?

Cool *tries*

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:10, archived)

i'm 3000 years old and i'm smooth.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:20, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:06, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)

are broken-faced friends electric?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:36, archived)

Most of them, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:41, archived)

I got no lips I got no tongue

Where there were eyes there's only space
I got no lips I got no tongue
I got a broken face
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh uh-huh ooooh!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:38, archived)

Could have moved the right eye left there.

Just saying. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:42, archived)

shut up, you dirty cubist!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

It's a digital Picasso

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:46, archived)

looks like

Madam Marlboro

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:25, archived)

Spag-Yeti

This is funnily enough the most used pick up line used by B3tan men.. :P

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:04, archived)

ahhhahhhahhhahhhah

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)

i think someone may have eaten them.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)

Hey have you seen my balls...they're big and brown and round

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)

Hahaa

Did he stick them in a fan?

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:11, archived)

Hahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:14, archived)

I'm pretty sure you've seen my balls

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:19, archived)

"HAHAHA! JOKES ON YOU! I DON'T *HAVE* ANY BALLS! I'M A PESTO DISH!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)

See, I want to write a "THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead" story to go with this

But I'm too tired =[

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:27, archived)

awwww

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:44, archived)

I've seen your salty chocolate balls

THEY WERE DELICIOUS

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Shiksa, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:32, archived)

Hahaha!!!!!!!!

YES, IT'S ISAAC HAYES!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:15, archived)

Giant Ginger Root

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:22, archived)

Giant Ginger Robot.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:29, archived)

Defiant Ginger Robot

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:59, archived)

*glees*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)

As far as the song goes.. they will be in a bush...

but hurry up before they are mush!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 6:17, archived)

Hurrah she has eyes now..

CFRB

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

Would

Those sapphire lips remind me of a story...

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

sits down cross legged in front of the large, floral patterned, armchair

story time.

dont make me fucking cut you.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

This is a tale of my first love...

Back when I was still in high school, there was this teacher. For the sake of this tale, and to protect the not so innocent, we shall call her Ruby.

She loved the colour blue, everything in her classroom was blue. At the time, it was my favourite colour too. One lunchtime she asked me if she could have a word. So I hung back, waited for everyone to leave.

She turns to me and tells me that she noticed how I looked at her (She was incredibly attractive, so you can't blame me) She stold me that it was ok, that she wanted me. As she leaned over my desk, I saw how much she really loved blue. She had black hair, with a blue-ish tinge to it, blue lipstick, blue nails. What stood out most about her though was here eyes. They were the most dazzling green you could imagine. And as I stood, transfixed by the emerald within the sea of blue, she whipped out her cock with it's white gold and Sapphire Prince Albert and smacked me across the forehead with it.

THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead. That is how I became known as the Jewel Thief.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

And it turns out

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

She was a fucking BEAR.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

bizarrearea.com/content/view/59/1/

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)

ahhhhahhhahhh sweet

I like "THEY ARE ALL DANGEROUS" myself

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:49, archived)

i laughed hard enough to pass wind..

thankyou.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

Which created a butterfly effect, causing the vase above me to fall on my head.

THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead. That is how I became known as Roy Vasey.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

HAHAHA

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

The cock part was a nice surprise

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

boo, you're formulaic, i retract my comarison

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weaver., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

I'm what?

I just write what comes to mind xD

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)

Wings, to fly there, grandma objected.

Mrs. King is healed for the sake of your peace.
I'd be content drouet was the first waiter, the waiter Robert in a deadly embrace round their branches like, however, a fishmonger, one of their cousins!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:35, archived)

The first thing that comes to mind that makes at least a little sense

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:37, archived)

OH, I JUST FOUND THAT SHIT IN MY SPAM FOLDER JUST NOW

DO YOU HAVE DEVIANTART ACCOUNT? LOL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

I do.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)

LOLOLOLOL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:54, archived)

YEAH I KINDA HAD A FEELING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)

b3ta is...

... confusing me tonight.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)

VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)

no, just fuckr.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)

I love you.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

Actually, it was you that made me want to do another xD

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)

I AM PRETTY INSPIRATIONAL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

Yes Toaster,

yes you are.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)

Fucking hell is she saying "Ah, boy!"!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:23, archived)

I think someone replaced all your witty pictures with anime...

I think you should go down to your local hardware store, purchase a mattock, and murder them until they are very dead... or they learn to not do it again.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR

Fact: PW's cock is in her anus.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

ENOUGH OF THESE ALREADY

SERIOUSLY HOW MANY OF THESE ARE THERE ON THE FUCKING BOARD NOW AND YET STILL YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE SATISFIED WITH YOUR LABOURS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

Hahah I promised myself I'll stop as soon as someone complained :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

HIGH FIVE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

I have a few I'm planning on using

for especially funny things, or people flouncing on the board.
:D

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

for especially funny things, or *other* people flouncing on the board.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)

WHAT GO AROUND COME AROUND KID

WHAT GO AROUND COME AROUND

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

YOU SPIN MEAT RIGHT ROUND

Baby, right round.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)

_{_{_{_{_{like a record baby round right round}}}}}

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

daaaammmmn son

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsQbXu00E8

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:06, archived)

This is good. I was going to post a thread. But it'd look bad in comparison now. You have it. Take it.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

he is a homicidal crossdresser!?

he is wearing heels!

and that bag reveals why he is so happy!

Edit: and not only does he defy federal laws, he also defies the laws of physics, with his angled standing!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)

FUCK YEAH BITCH!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

LOL

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

HIS MOM'S ASS!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

ahhhahhhahah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

Needs more of an evil face

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

that clipart site is pure fucking evil.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)

MEAT! FUCK YEAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

I GOT MEAT. MEAT TO EAT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)

FUCK YEAH

TOASTER

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

THIS IS IVAN MILAT!!!!!!!!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)

woah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)

haha

that's superb

(gleam has been selling these fine leather jackets since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:16, archived)

I know someone who looks like that

Blue hair and all.

Nice.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

where she's going, she won't need eyes.

nice stuff, localhuman.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

nicely done

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

and a penis.

HELL YEAH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)

yes, but she is going to be paying for its removal, stuffing, mounting, and a nice gold plaque under it

once her promotion goes through.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

what a senseless waste!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

quiet, hedwig.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)

six inches forward and five inches back.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)

and just the reverse, many nights.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

I GOT AN ANGRY INCH

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Shiksa, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:34, archived)

The blue Mona Lisa

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)

Lovely stuff! :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

Just watch it, or I'll KillerKitti over your face.

Edit: I love your style =D

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

I really truly advise you to read that very slowly and comprehend all possible meanings before you use it again...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

Not seeing anything...

My brain isn't working properly at this time.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:06, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)

BLUESCREEN'D

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)

face riding?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)

Eep

Sorry Mister mofaha. Please know that I did not intend it that way, it was merely the first thing that came to mind.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

LOLOLOLOLOL it's fairly obvious you didn't intend it but it's still fucking funny

here this explains, with an animation
www.sexinfo101.com/sp_ridingtheface.shtml

not safe for work

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

I am appalled.

This site has no knowledge of "The Sniper"

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)

PLEASE. NO. IT STILL HURTS AFTER LAST TIME.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

nor does it have a knowledge of positions where you can hold a knife to her throat.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

*saves website* :D

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

*volunteers to assist*

edit: I've just been invited to this:

Join in the biggest waterfight EVER!!**

Just bring your own waterpistol/watergun/supersoaker/waterbottle/cup/firehose/etc... and visit the COSSOC tent at Oweek to get some RED/BLUE war paint (which doubles as team registration).

should I spam their facebook page with things like: "will the girls were white shirts and no bra?"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

I thought white t-shirts and no bras were mandatory

for such events.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)

i don't have white tshirts, all i have are white with spaggetti sauce stains :S

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)

Oh good God..

*does your washing* silly man.
Or you could just buy new ones

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:30, archived)

i don't like white shirts anyway.

LIME GREEN FTW

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:33, archived)

o hey mofaha

wate no wat r u doin!?

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

BZZZZZZAAAP

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

Don't taze me bro'

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:12, archived)

SUCK MY BALLS

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

I'm beached as, bro'

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)

Cool story bro'

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

I AUDITIONED FOR THE DAIRY MILK ADVERT.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

It didn't work out. :[

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)

I would prefer it were you anyday, Gumshoe.

Those kids are fucking freaky.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:22, archived)

You wanna chup bro?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)

*puts marshmallow on a stick*

Stop wiggling it'll burn!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

BASTARD FUCK

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)

YOU SAY YES

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)

WATCH ME MAKE MY COFFEE DISAPPEAR.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

THAT'S BETTER THAN HALF.

A COFFEE CUP, JAR OR THE LIKE.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:25, archived)

if....

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

I'm getting a signal...

...aha! my ear is itchy!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

Malcolm's 'glove puppet' period was hampered by 'elitism' accusations...

(&woo!)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

It's clearly a mad rabbit

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:18, archived)

hahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)

Can't unsee!

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

Fuck yeah :)

That's superb.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)

THIS IS LIKE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)

nice work, mister.

what tablet do you use?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

I HAS A SUPERPOWER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:24, archived)

SO HAS I

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

surely this day shall come.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

WTF>

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

vimod dreams of zamboni rides.

BUT THERE IS NO ICE TO RESURFACE IN HIS HOT, HOT COUNTRY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

It was so good I had to say it twice

VIMOD DIDN'T START THE FIRE

NO HE DIDN'T LIGHT BUT HE'S TRYIN TO FIGHT IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

I HOPE THIS VALENTINES DAY AS YOU ARE GETTING YOUR ASHES HAULED YOU WILL SPARE A THOUGHT FOR VIMOD AND HIS ZAMBONI YEARNINGS

ACTUALLY I AM TEARING UP A LITTLE ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

I am confused

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)

Vimod is the new Dr Chike?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)

there is only one Chike.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:55, archived)

UNLIKE SO MANY OTHERS...

WE HAVE A PANTHEON!

Also
Mules

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)

wHAT>

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:07, archived)

NO HE IS NOT THE NEW DR CHIKE, HE IS VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)

these things are getting harder and harder to explain

www.b3ta.com/board/9143958

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)

kast kasto krut

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

poligen, HA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)

because of Vimod

I cant find a job

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)

you don't deserve one

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)

yeah you're right

Vimod deserves a zamboni, and I should try actually applying for a job.

(munzor in the jungle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:10, archived)

and one further point of clarification

"get one's ashes hauled"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

IM A TUMOUR IM A TUMOUR IM A TUMOUR

IM A TUMOUR

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McBadger COW, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

I'm not a baby

I'm a tumor.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)

"I WILL RIDE THE ZAMBONI"

-VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

"I WILL RIDE THE ZAMBONI"

-VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

I CANNOT ENDORSE SUCH UNSAFE RIDING PRACTICES

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

and here I thought I was going to get some work done this afternoon.

WHY, VIMOD, WHY?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MIND.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

DRUGS HIDER

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McBadger COW, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

> FIND DRUG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

AH VIMOD

I WANT THIS DREAM FOR YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

ICE LIKE A GLEAMING EXPANSE OF COOL MIRRORED GLASS, AS THE WARM COMFORTING ROAR OF THE ZAMBONI ENFOLDS HIM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)

AS THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THE ZAMBONI FIRES UP I LOOK TO THE EAST AND I KNOW THAT VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD VIMOD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:15, archived)

I see what you all want

but you cannot ride the Vimod
[complaint ticket closed]

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

I WISH TO HEAR MORE ABOUT PHOTOSHOP.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:17, archived)

i was going to add that powers guy as a contact on flickr but i don't want him to think i like him.

he seems... touched.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)

yeah I was looking at the photos of Jeff at the Taj Mahal earlier.

man, oh man.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)

i think he's mentally handicapped.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)

Jeff crouches by the relfective pool

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)

GOOD THING I HAD THAT RED NYLON PULLOVER

www.flickr.com/photos/jpowers65/426059850/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:20, archived)

The careful photo of the racked towel is a sure sign of mental decay.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 5:53, archived)

Now with more battle

Original epic: www.b3ta.com/board/9166299
Enjoy. More half baked cartoons later.

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

Yay!

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

I'll eat the loser

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

YAY!

Great scripting!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

HURT. EVERYBODY.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

YES MOD

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

FUCKING SMASH IT ALL TO SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)

fucking

beautiful
9999999999

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)

I clicked.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

your icing is weak old patticake

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

A bit early and bindun

But I thought I'd make one myself for that special someone ;)

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

Arf!

Top sig!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Aww, I love it.

Thanks, baby.
;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:54, archived)

Psht

Who says it's for you?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

"[01:19] Hokerou - I will always love you, no matter where my life takes me.:

XD
Imma make you a Valentine's Day card =]
Well
Picture =p"

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

Cunt -.-

Who says it's THIS one though?

I might have made it for Pasanonic.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Please don't gaz me asking to ban pasanonic

he donates too much money to the site so we're not allowed to ban him.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

Wha?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)

DO NOT QUESTION VIMOD

OR YOU WILL BE B&

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

I'm confused...

Seriously, why would I pm him asking to ban Pasanonic?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)

I'm not allowed to ban him because he donates so much money to the site.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

I got that

But why would I ask you to anyway? xD

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

It's a joke, silly :P

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

BECAUSE HE IS VIMOD

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

DIDN'T YOU KNOW? HE INVENTED B3TA, AND THE INTERNET, EVEN BEFORE AL GORE DID

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

WHILE IN VIETNAM, KILLING THE NAZIS.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

HE BOUGHT HIS FIRST CASTLE WITH ALL THE JEW GOLD FROM THE BUNKER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

Who ya gonna call?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

GANTBUSTERS

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

Gant, when someone ask you if you're a god. You say "Yes".

You say "Yes".

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

BUT HE SAYS THERE ARE NO SUCH THING AS JEWS!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)

not any more, he killed them all

WITH SOME OF HIS MANY MANY GUNS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

OMG PASANONIC INVENTED THE INTERNET?

DID HE INVENT VIMOD TOO?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

OBJECTION!

Your point is hypothetical;
it is invalid unless backed up with relevant evidence.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

are all the kiddies watching law and order now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

Phoenix Wright, bitch.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Wright
:D

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

Prove that it is for you then

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

I don't need to prove your point wrong if you cannot prove it right.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

there is something wrong there.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

OBJECTION!

Your honour, Kebab is badgering the attorneys.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

overruled

k3b/-\b noticed the lack of a judge in this courtroom and kindly volunteered.

Another objection from you and you shall be held in contempt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)

*&£&$%^"%%

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

Would

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

Too fast...

inb4 "That's what she said"

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)

Thic is clearly a crude attempt at making fun of an attorney just trying to do his job!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

Imagine I've gone an put *this is how i'd finger you*

on that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

I know somone that looks like that.

I doubt she'd appreciate me saying that either.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

This is her sister:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)

And the other sister?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)

That's the only sister.

The younger girl is a spirit medium, and the older sister was murdered.
That's what she looks like with a direct connection to Phoenix Wright via Maya, the younger sister.
This is her alive:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

I blame his alleged virginity.

He should be cleared of all charges.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

*gavels*

I JUST APPOINTED MYSELF JUDGE.

I HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. GUARDS, TAKE HIM TO MY CELLAR

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

NO! Not the cellar!

I have a rational fear of cellars...

See: www.b3ta.com/board/9166488

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

!!!

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

Your "honour"; as a judge you are clearly biased and I DEMAND a fair trial.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)

And a boot to the head!

And one for Jenny and the wimp.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:39, archived)

OH POOR ARTHUR WAAAAAAAH

There there Jenny...

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)

i really shouldn't edit that one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)

I would hardly call maintaining civility in the courtroom bais

nor criticising your lack of knowledge of procedure. Really, you accuse the judge of badgering an attorney?

where did you get your qualifications...*sneers* the university of new south wales?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

That's scarily similar to what this guy says:

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)

I wish my grey hairs were all concentrated in one lock at the front like that

and what does he say?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

He makes fun of one of the attorneys for attending a "third-rate university"

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

UNSW is only second rate, and only because I go to Sydney uni.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)

The guy who you're like is a murderer.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)

i can understand that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA?!?!?!

...cunt.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)

I understand your frustration.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)

I am greatly enjoying your new emotes.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:08, archived)

yeah i know, provided you live a long way from a bushfire it's fine

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)

OH YEAH I REMEMBER YOU NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

yeah it's volatile serenity

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

well I forget the name but the desperate cries for attention ring a bell

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

Desperate cries for attention?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

DON'T MIND ME, I'M A BIT OF A DICK SOMETIMES

MOSTLY WHEN I'M AWAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

Still...

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)

HAY GUYS LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)

hey everybody look at my hat

*PICTURE*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

That was ClanSoul?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

bugger, my bait caught a volitile serentity. *throws back*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Try some CP.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)

That is fucking awesome =D

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)

you like it? It's yours.

/Rinse the Blood Off My Toga

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

*Max Mosley gag*

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zoldergoose, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Huh?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)

Out now from fetish industries!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:56, archived)

in stores now!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

WITALITY!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

lols

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

Dualshock!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

Fucking hell, that's still going? :D

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

everytime some fucker mentions valentine's day im going to kill a kitten

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

Every day is Valentine's Day.

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ClanSoul, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)

Only to the people I love =]

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

Then I'll give birth to a kitten everytime you mention not getting laid.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

i'm trying to explicitly mention it anymore.

other people tend to bring it up first.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)

I'll spawn a kitten no matter who mentions it.

KITTEN'D.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

but you're mentioning it yourself :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

KITTENS ALL OVER.

ALL OVER EVERYTHING.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

It's been too long since I got laid =[

*awaits birth of kitten*

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

*hands egg*

It'll hatch into a kitten soon. Feed it crisps. It likes Salt and Vinegar flavour.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

That is perfect

No one in our house ever eats the Salt and Vinegar. Our basement is full to the brim with packets of them.
I remember when I was a small child, one of my friend's came over and asked what was down there. I told him that we do not speak of it. That it is only filled with horrors...

He had to explore. I sat outside, crying, waiting for my friend's return for days. Never leaving, never sleeping. I knew he had been taken, but I didn't have the courage to search for him, so I did something foolish.

I sent my dog down. In all fairness, I did attach his extendable leash. He went down, into the depths of the Walkers and the Seabrooks and the Discos. Then the leash began thrashing, I screamed and suddenly felt the mechanism whirr. I should have let go, should have put it down. But I was too stunned. I had lost two of my best friends now. As it was, I sat there, bewildered, as the ripped-off leash hit me in the forehead.

THAT is how I got the lightning shaped scar on my forehead. That is how I became known as the Cheese and Onion guy.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

I WANT TO FUCKING SUBSCRIBE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

Hokii has no newletter, unfortunately.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)

hahahahahaha

did you make this?

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weaver., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)

Yes.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)

*applauds*

thats some serious ad libbing there :D almost douglas adams-like in its humour

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weaver., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)

Thanks =D

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)

salt and vinegar are yummy

cheese and onion are the evil crisps.

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 7:17, archived)

My St. Skeletor's day card is ready for this year again.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)

Why not kill a Kat?

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:07, archived)

have a break, have a kitkat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

EUPHEMISM

Clearly.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:10, archived)

just watch it, or i'll kill a kitten all over your lunch

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

Just watch it, or I'll KillerKitti over your face.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

0_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

Sir

Do not expect sense from me at this hour, it is unreasonable.

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Hokerou, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)

it was more the blatently ill thought out inuendo in your statement.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)

JA! JA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

TSCHUS, HITLER!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

I was speaking to some spaniards on the weekend

it came up that when they're speaking spanish they write "jajajaja" instead of "hahahaha". I suppose that makes sense.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)

Bored while baking

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)

Holy crap yes!

Boooooo to the fadeout, though. Want to see FIGHT!

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)

That would require more patience than I have atm

Just pretend they slap each other, throw sprinkles in each others eyes and then make out

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)

There shall be crumbs spilt upon this day

Death toll? Hundreds and thousands.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

*spang*

(

Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)

That spang was the icing on the cake.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

Tell 'em like it is...

no need to sugar coat it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

Indeed, we'll have no half-baked truths either.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

with that attitude I can see you're a chocolate chip off the old block.

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

That's the yeast of my worries.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

we have no kneed for that sort of flippancy

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

Pffft, that's just pie-in-the-sky thinking.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

doughn't mock me now, boy!

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

To battle!

*raises the flag of the Flour de Lys*

We shall fight on the plains!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

God with puns like that you'd better hope your troops are self raising

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)

I'd do muffin' of the sort

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

*Rises to the challenge*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

well make your

papercase then

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

I'm worried that this will flour into another epic punathon.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

it does seem to be getting pre' heated.

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)

We were bread for it

Nothing wrong with some bad bunning.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

as long as we don't make a wholemeal of it.

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

Roll up, roll up

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)

you're just trying to butter me up.

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

Or use illegal weapons

Wheat, germ warfare, in my battles? I think not.
(they got branned under the Geneva convention)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

I've had enough of baking soda rest of you, please stop

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

Are you leaven?

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

possibly soon

but there's no use crying over spilt milk

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

You're oven a laugh

Can't you mix it with the big boys?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:51, archived)

That would be out of the frying pan and into the fire

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)

To fuel the fire, get some coal

you'd have to bicarbon. Eight bags should do.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)

That was an eggs-ellent pun.

I really can't believe that hasn't been done yet...

(

Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)

but now it has been

ihope yule log it and date it

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

LOL, you've overcooked your efforts:

www.b3ta.com/board/9166329

(FFS, needs more LOLOLOLOL at the start. B3ta is ruining me, I've never used that before)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)

never happened

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

Ewe can't be serious.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:06, archived)

Crashed and burned!

Souffle him alive!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)

Wouldn't want to cross(aint) the line of good taste.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

well it would sieve you right if you did

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

of you did that

you'd be baking a grave mistake

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:11, archived)

That pun is a stale one.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)

a stale one or non at all;

whisk would you prefer?

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)

Your skills have bowl-ed me over.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)

yeah.. I'm getting a bit jammy now

...

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

Only room for the cream of the crop now.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

This conversation is peppered with amusement.

An a-salt on the senses.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

good job we are only yolking then

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

As long as there are no desserters, we'll be fine

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:13, archived)

there will be if we get fully beaten

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)

Better hurry, nearly time for the Gay Sift

We could send in the Russian Mafia, but they might have that cold that's going around.
Is I-van ill? Ah will check.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)

I hear that the mafia pays trees instead of money.

/tenous

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)

Tenous is good, the more strained the better

We've drained the best jokes. Juiced the rubbish ones left.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)

I've thrown the kitchen sink at this discussion.

I may have to pan out, this current style is a recipe for disaster.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)

Washed up already?

I can still pile them on.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:36, archived)

Well, the proof is in the pudding.

I'm going to bed, it's late and I've been waffling on for far too long.

G'nite.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)

Fair enough, the duel is over. Let's tell our seconds.

We can fritter away our time in other ways.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)

Enough of the baking puns

You tarts.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

It makes you want to stab them in the eyes with a knife

which could also be used for baking

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:53, archived)

Don't fight it.

Just soak it all up like a sponge...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

As someone who likes to bake, well, this really gets my eccles up

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

you shouldn't get stirred up by such a trifling matter

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:04, archived)

Your stuff is real fun. Who the hell are you?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

your mum.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)

WELL I KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE, DON'T I?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

YES, I AM YOUR MOTHER LUKE

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

MUM, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU WEAR THE SEXY PANTS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

I'm just a new person?

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

HELLO NEW PERSON.

I ENCOURAGE THE USE OF BIG LETTERS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

IM ALL ABOUT THE CAPS

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

SHIFT KEY + LETTERS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

MUCH LARGE LETTERLY LOVE TO THEE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

SHIFT KEY & LETTERS

NOTHING IS BETTERS

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

CAPS?!?!?! YOU DO NOT USE CAPS!!!

SHIFT KEY MUTHAFUCKAS!! SHIFT KEY FTMFGS!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

FTMFGSSMNSFFLLLMKHSSSMNHSLMMDNDMLLMHMHFGFHGLFHGMFL

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:58, archived)

Cripes that's good.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)

I was looking for something else

then I found that, which I'd forgotten all about.

This is what I was looking for

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)

YOU FOUND IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)

WORK THOSE MULES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)

actually it doesn't look like they're about to fight, it looks like they're about to root.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)

You just think everything is ready to root

haha

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Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

damn straight

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

I have that problem too.

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

hahaha. oh god i fucking have thoes 2 on pokemon pearl.

i'm so fucking lame.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)

SHOW ME YOUR POKEYMANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

I GOTS A PIKACHEW!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

I got a pikachu.

You had nice tits.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

CATCHY CATCHY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

clicked

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:43, archived)

could be worse...

you could own the models.. :D

:P

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)

CUNT!

HAHAHA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

glad to be of service

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)

I passed 50 on my Sneasel before...

...I looked at the faqs to find out about the Razor claw. LOL.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)

hahahaha.

i just cheated and got 999rare candys and did a few that way..altho somewhat pointless.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)

Hehe

Certainly epic.
Although looks more like frottage to me.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

Frottage pies

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

Heh, yes

Or...

Frottage cheese

:(

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)

hahaha this is yes!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)

woo!

you 'as talents :D

my money is is on zee cupcakes.. they be of the evil

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

damn i unplugged my tablet to motivate me to do work.

i was about to draw a terminator cupcake.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

I should be in bed..

but the film I'm gonna watch while in bed is taking for ever to buffer.

damn you veoh!

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arrangedletters, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)

CAYKE SECKS!!!!1!!

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Tagnut loves pies, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)

More please.

I am prepared for an epic battle.

:)

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)

This is ace

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:00, archived)

Thanks.

Makes me feel less unloved.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)

HURT EVERYBODY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

excellent. battling and baking, two great things combined.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)

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