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# I found this little fella up to mischief this morn:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Needs more rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Cock off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Good wednesday Vaggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha good Wednesday to you too, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# *glee*
What should i make for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# amends
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yourself drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# ;)
What should rappola have for lunch?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar


edit: fuck it, i'm making a cheesy wank sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# a selecetion of wanks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# A selection of cheese wanks, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# to Cathedral City!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# topped with cheese
.
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Needs more beer
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I've got one castlemaine, HA!
But there's a bottle of bollinger. (gasp!)
That's definately NOT mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# It always tastes better when it's somebody else's.
That's what they all tell me, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It's for my dad's 50th.
And i'm certainly not forking out for a replacement.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# You're having a wank for your dad's 50th?
Are you from Somerset?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I'm from plymouth, my idea of a good birthday would be doing over a corner shop with a golf club.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Well there you go, then - replacement Bollinger.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
# What corner shops have you been to?!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Fortnum & Mason. Why - what on earth is yours called?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Pfft, Londis. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Mmmm ... scary late night when stoned goodness ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft, you should try wondering around homebase on acid.
I haven't tried, but i imagine it would be sheer awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Honestly - I'd rather not.
Homebase is absolutely chocka with proles.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# is that who tangles the pullcords?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# And hides single socks in the washing machine, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# WE SHOULD DECLARE WAR IN THIS CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I MEANT TO TYPE 'ON' NOT 'IN' BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ME TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# \m/
*ROCKS OUT HARD STYLE LIKE IT AIN'T NO THANG, YO*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# :D
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yay!!
cheeky scamp.

Thank heavens for Venetian blinds - otherwise it would have been curtains for all of us...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# See
I was going to sex you then, and now you've ruined it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# aw....
I always spoil the moment with cheap gags!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Indeed.
Only diamond-encrusted gags with buffalo leather ties for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Jeez
(dishwaters Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# The Lynx Effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# haha
New Lynx Nazareth!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# "Nail someone today!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# tsk!
Jesus with his fisherman's tales again...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# the drummer from Def Leppard loves fishing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
h t
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# its the only pleasure he has left
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# "Nobody move! I've dropped a contact lens"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ....


'Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# But they're singing!
lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
Fucking, YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ha ha
and thrice ha
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *looks at oven*
He's tellin' those pies!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Looks like a guinea pig!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# long post is long.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha!
It's just your chives talking,
You're telling me lies, yeah.

naughty herbs!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Oh, Jesus W. Christ!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:46, archived)
# This.
With added head-in-hands
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# someone was listening to Radio 2 yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# What's Mr T's favourite yohgurt?
Pitty filous.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# But he hates plane...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# No but someone I know must've been!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You listen to Chris Evans' drive time show on Radio 2
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# mwahahahahahahahaha!!!
(Mowgarr, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Gah!
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
FP THIS NOW!!
(Samuel Hell Jackson The one with Bad Motherfucker written on it, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# jade goody in the operating theatre

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# what's missing?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Don't cheat and look at the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# you've de-toaped it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# In a manner of speaking.
It wasn't toaped so I toaped it and then deleted the toaping.
(but mostly in my head)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# That guy on the right
is a bit impatient waiting for his turn!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# well the elephant did jump the queue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Nearly there...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.................
.......




(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# ........
MONTY PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT:
what should I download?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# lesbian anal party
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# #47 - THE LARCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# When you lean on a display and ride the load,
please very stop it because it is danger
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# A film : Stardust.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# This.
Ace fillum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:48, archived)
# He's come a long way
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# his bubbles look very much like her bubbles
only flipped :)

the mirror image jumped out at me. I am mental?
(waxdart hello., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# shurrup!
I'm not doing a tutorial!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# looks like mt ruapehu in NZ
(yeah yeah, i know it looks more like Henry)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ....
can somebody mail or link me to the source
i keep seeing this guy and want to try one!

thanks in advance!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# all bandwagons are shit but
www.b3takit.co.uk

also contains classics like smug bastard and sturdy girl.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# ...
Thanks i agree however
i have done a few that
i liked after!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# your replies seem to be
in the form of haiku
leaves fall.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Anyone got a link to the source image for Henry?
[edit] didnt see link obove
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 'lo everyone


(ourkidsam, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# ris
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *plays Vienna card*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Nice and simple.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# pfft!
I thought it was a turbot, mind, so I can't judge...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
#
Apparently not. The last one thought it was a plaice, which was the inspiration.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# indeed!
I remember her 'plaice gaffe', being a sad masterchef addict...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
I'm sure it's on 24/7. it's hard to miss without actually leaving the house.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# is this Shouty Chef?
if so...woo!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# great boobs
but whats with the beans on toast?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# we'll be wanting to filename this - nice stuff new person
welcome aboard :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# ta! Was going to do the logo to make it a bit more obvious
but I couldn't find any good sauce
(ourkidsam, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# arf! t'is good as it is :)
enjoy your time here
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Probably wait for the beans to cool a bit first...?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# BEANS MEANS EANs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Article_Number
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# heheheheh, top stuff! Welcome to b3ta, pull up a kitten and 'shop a chair :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# hoho! welcome and all that... :)
I was distracted by that cleavage, and almost missed the beans!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Please, don't be immoral to trees!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# what is
spang?

I take it you're not referring to a township in Minnesota?

 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# no
Dutch Belm Disease,
& not
View Larger Map
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Spang:
The noise made when something is struck with a spanging pan...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ;)
It's actually a work in progress, I shouldn't really be posting yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# ahh, so it is going to animate?
:)


I shouldn't be here - I'm far too busy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# With any luck...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *places Benny Hill request*
*sits back and waits*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# nice paper texture
and such
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# >
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# well
it's very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# bubbles!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# .
Photobucket


Raving Hamster


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# ...
Nicely done!
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Oh that's the fucking shiznit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# excellent
needs more tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Oh ok
Here it is.

Refer to the other ones, same stuff, same steps only now it is a raving hamster.

I know you were kidding.

I got in trouble for trying to tutor before, somebody is always complaining. Oh well, I am rich beyond my own imagination in gold and silver, and oil, and chics, and porn. Plus my infectious disease is much better today. I am thinking that Top Model 12 will be the best one yet.

.

(Catnipppp, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# nah ur tutorials are fine
but remember lots of people are uptight mac using nazi board users.

You should post them on ur website (if u have one) and just pop a link to ur website in ur profile :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# uptight?
hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I resent that statement!

I am an uptight windows using nazi board user.

Also:
- u = 'you'
- ur = 'your'

I fucking hate it when people do that, and I know you're doing it to wind us up.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I hate windows, you're only using it to wind me up!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# No, I'm fucking beautiful women to wind you up mate
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# NO U.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I like the twotorials
just that they got in the way of the image a bit - couldn't they be in a separate post?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Needs a hat
So he can really freak out
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# welcome to ignore
so I don't feel quite so inadequate
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# nice :D
pepper one is still my fave tho ;)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# You're some kind of fucking genius
but you're completely bonkers.

Which is nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Bonker Boy
Not completely bonkers, Jamie Oliver is teaching me how to cook just by watching his new show.

And he is teaching the whole country too.


Damn, English folks rock and party hard.


.
(Catnipppp, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# bloody brilliant
I love your style!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Thanks dude
It is just cutting up photographs and sticking them into the cartoon. Lots of people doing cartoons on b3ta, now take them to the next level.


by the way, does this look infected to you?

d
(Catnipppp, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ....*checks the board*
*stops dead in tracks*wooooooo-hoooooooooo!!!!!@#
love it...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# aahhh
you always say the cutest things there pardner
(Catnipppp, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Good morning board!

Hope you don't mind me bringing up football. Just this once.
(Ikea Boy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# who is it?
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Titus Bramble. Wigan Athletic centre half.
(Ikea Boy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# you know too much
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# one of my favourite football moments of recent years
was when newcastle were 3-0 down at anfield and they brought on titus bramble, and he got a standing ovation from the kop
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# He's been ok this season
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Nicotinepatchcopyub.....goooood does no one on b3ta pay attention...
/isjustascluelessblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Requested a transfer?
I don't know who that is by the way, and neither does Goose Hiddink...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# gh/choose
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Psst
Bramble...Patch.
Not really worth it, was it?
(Ikea Boy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Titus bramble. On a nictotine patch.
Bramble patch. Failed pun.
(Ikea Boy, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Right
Ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I thought is was
Ni**ertine patch...*




* Not really
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
that's what it should be, screw football, let's go for some shocking racism
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i need the clues provided
ed TJ: any ideas for downloads?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# don't discriminate against racists you fascist
IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# LOLFOOTBALL
I care not
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# as a non-football man, the first thing that popped into my head was
'Niggerette patch'

:S
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# LOLRACIST
It did make me chuckle a bit (in a guilty way) though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I made a pic about that...
I can't find it, so I'll decsribe it..
Man and woman in a bar, he's very racist, she tells him off, he says he can't help it, it's a habit.She then offer him Niggerette gum to ween him of slowly.
The end
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# There's only one t in titus
suffolk joke
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# iiiiiin one


Was inspired by the Hankey guitar post further down. Nings.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Aceness.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:38, archived)
# um ris?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Straight To Hell
(RagsMahone, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# what a strange table
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Maybe it's an occasional table
occasional tree
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# but which is more frequent?
an occasional table or a periodic table?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It depends on the periodicity
and the occasionality
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Did someone say
"Occasional table"?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# No, that is definitely a periodic table!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# points to a city
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] just gonna pop this in here...

comporoast not nearly worth it's own thread...

that and the fact i'm in the mood to whore out all of my old shit for attention...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Wow!
Maddie sure has growed up nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# oooh, sexeh!
I'll roast this here if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# phwoor!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# said the archbishop to the actress
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Don't worry, I got a pretty good idea about what actually happened

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Joseph Stalineck
(iamgoingtohell, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# NIce.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Josef Starling?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Certainly is.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# He looks a bit like Tom Cruise, never noticed that before...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Ace blending
Sorry to TJ..

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/article2241961.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=2241961

Somebody appears to be nicking images from a recent challenge again... (At least 2 are Fresh Water Mole's...)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Thieving cnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# i think one or two may be ninj's (may be moley but definitely b3ta), the last is queenies
the chuck norris eyedrops is may be older than the internet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Are you his agent?
Is there a movie part available?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Dead giveaway.

inspired by Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
www.b3ta.com/board/9197351#post9197391
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# heh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7YOXn32nmM
thems were the days :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Haha
I was just thinking about that when I saw this post. Woo for old adverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ^^this
just had a browse and saw this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7CpMITDLYc&NR=1
classic.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# You are entering a world of pain
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This isn't 'Nam. There are rules.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Over the line!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Arf..


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF THE DELLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha that's bloody superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# MARK IT ZERO!!


Also:


(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Wow, double-double cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
polish em up boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# coughy cock has a cough
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# bwahahahaha thanks, now amended mine.
feckin excellent spong-age...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahah
damn
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Hahaha

idea: 9/10
execution: 5/10
buffy factor: 0/10
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Japan finance chief quits over alleged drunkenness
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# lols
its hard to notice if he's sleeping or squinted with those type of eyes

would be great at school zzzz
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# haha
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :)
Cognac V.S.O.P
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# By Royal Appointment...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Oh for gods' sake ...
*burns everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# SPaaaNG!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# haha
but who's the father?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# little alfie?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
best story ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Anyone. Pick a man, any man ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Spang!
Basement Ford took me an hour. And I still
couldn't get the transparency to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Still quite fantastic
...Shirley could be improved by turning him upside down?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# ^ This...
has made my day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
#
s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/63724/1234955607/fordholet.gif
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Yay!
But how?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# gimp, delete alpha channel, then delete all the shitty white
using continuous area select (magic lasso? magic wand?) on all 1 million frames (44 seems like a lot) then save using replace frames rather than combine frames. no optimisation filters, didn't need it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Oooh
Thanks k
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# !
I like the 2 way animation!
(KinkyKitty is learning the ropes~~~, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# I've heard
that rumour.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# australia for republic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Oi less of that replublican talk you WILL be one of our colonies and like it....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
#

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# HOT COCK (atoo)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# it's a flamin galah.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# ha ha :D
*goes to wiki "Galah" Learns something
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# fuckin good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Arf!
That gives me an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Yeah? But is he Charles'?


I think the evidence speaks for itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Ceiling Dion is watching you.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ...having a sly naughty off the wrist?
That's why she's smiling so insanely.

EDIT: Wouldn't her neck be going through the plasterboard?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You underestimate the length of her chin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed
totally misunderestimated
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Do not want!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# haha
she comes from the planet where they made the clones in Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ...I hadn't seen that un before
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
but ceiling cat can consume the evidence...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Schrodingers ceiling cat may or may not be watching you masturbate...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# uurgghh
quick TJ; NOOOOO!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That is quite interesting, and also disturbing

were all my CDCs just imaginary?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
disturbing bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# of course she does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I love her with all my toe cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hello Mrs T.
Not seen you on for ages. How's Trellis TNG?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well,she can get down here and give me a nosh then!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# No really. That's just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Well, if you're sat there tonking away,
and a female watches you,you may as well ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Unless it's your mum, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Obviously lines would be drawn.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# across her face in spluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# While that would appear to be the correct response, the formula is not actually applicable in all situations.
This being one of them.

It's referred to as the Inverse Masturbatory Rhythm, and as such has been nick-named "The False Friend".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# SRSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# she doesn't have to watch she can come and join in
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ...
She drove all night! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# EEP

*wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)

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