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# Do you think that FRONT! should interview her?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Eew!
Eew! Eew!

*mindbleaches*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# what happened to her right arm?


probably would
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# she stole it from a cbeebies presenter
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7906507.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ouch
i feel sorry for that presenter. all those tosser parents complaining about her because "they might be scared" by her stump.
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# VERY MUCH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# from that link:
"I think what's happening is a number of adults do have prejudices, do have very negative views about disabled people, and instead of admitting the views are their own, they're projecting them on to their children and saying the children are doing this."
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Mended!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# would
.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *ignores mantelpiece*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# boke and poke all rolled into one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# LIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I'd give her a starter for ten
fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Does anyone else find this funny or am I just odd?

*edit: It's Justin Timberlake*
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# It's an Alice Chalmers!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# WTF is an Alice Chalmers?
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# a make of tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Your picture is of an Alice Chalmers.
Alice Chalmers
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Oooooooooooh
that is the muts nuts.

*writes down url*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Oh it's the make of a tractor
Man, you were fast with that! You must know your agricultural machinery.
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I'm more of a Massey Harris person myself.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I have a Fordson High Major, which is fucked, and a Fergeson T20
The TVO one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# You can get a cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# John Deere
FTW
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Will it's not Judith I know that much.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I went to school with a Judith Chalmers
Also her brothers, James and John.

James was Number 14, as I recall, and was born on Valentine's day.

Amazing - I have not thought about them for 20 years, but I remember biting her at supper one night very clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# That's almost a declaimation of undying love at that age!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Probably be funnier if I knew who it was.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# O do not know who he is
but it's a nice Alice Chalmers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# It's Justin Timberlake
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Oh
I was wrong then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# you're just odd
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thought as much....
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Crikey is that a D17 model?
the grill looks oddly set back (unless someone has bodge repaired the front axle)

Edit:my mistake it is a WD. silly me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Obviously it got changed when it appeared on Pimp My tractor.
Did you watch that Victorian Farm thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# :)
Pimp my chugging 2-clutch ride...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# My current life / work balance probably means it is on telly during the part of the day
when I sleep :(... I do know someone who was in the Elizabethan Green Valley one though
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# i saw it on iPlayer. Don't really watch TV anymore.
Four part series about archiologiest and historials that have to run a Victorian farm for a year as it would have been run. Using the same methods and same clothing etc.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# sunset illuminated tractor?
at this time of the morning?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# You Know he would!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Did he kill Steve Irwin?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Sure Did..
..and Bear Grills, Princess Di and JFK!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Ray Mears would make a super Dr Who
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# From a hollow tree and some, dried roots?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Ray Mears has a rucksack full of Toffee Crisps.
Everyone knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# WHO ATE ALL THE TREES
# WHO ATE ALL THE TREES, THAT BIG BOYSCOUT, THAT BIG BOYSCOUT HE ATE ALL THE TREEEEEES#
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Always believe in your soul


Come on Bob, have some pride!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Haha
I was just reading about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I read about something once.
I believe it was a scathing critique of post modern France called 'Chapeau de Reb de Billy et chapeau de bleu de Billy'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I was just reading about this!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7906507.stm

Had a little chuckle and trying to think of a good picture to reflect this current affair!
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Easy. Work it to their advantage. Now Jonny if you don't eat your greens you hand goblin will bite your hand off when you sleep. The smell of vegetables on your breath is the only thing they're scared of.'

Or you could just beat them for being so insolent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# QUIZ TIEM!


Name these two b3tards and receive a disappointing prize

Edit: riverghost won!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Whoop! Whoop! Redsushi
First one is Barbararosa

Second one's arrangedletters


gimmi!
gimmi prize!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# why is the top one redsushi
other than the fact it's red?

editing slag!!

and it's obvious now that i know it's Barbara Windsor
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# it was a bad woman/smell of fish gag.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# yeah i thought of that but it didn't feel logical enough.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# well done!
i'll find some crap to send u :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Oh it's you who been doing that us it?
It'd hardly fit through the letter box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# oh sorry...typo
find should read "curl out". check your email ;)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
#
Redfacechick and Mailsorter
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# my cock
your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# RedBarbaraWindsor and SepiaSortingRoom
EDIT: It's me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
#
Sepia? SEPIA?
ARE YOU COLOURBLIND, FOOL?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# THat's not sepia!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Not my finger, either!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# barbarossa?^^
and someone else
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# This sounds like a good answer
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# "Tango'dWinsor" and "Oldfiler"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# HAH!
partial credit :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# your arse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yay me!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# yay me too!
How did I miss that!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] What what!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha!
nicely done.

tj: is anyone else having trouble with gmail?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# yeah, it's knack'd today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# not just me then
that's a tad inconvienent. I need a logon code or else i can't work. oh well ANOTHER day of b3ta then. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Seems to be OK now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# shhh!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# first account i tried to log in on is painfully slow.
im in syd aus for location
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# that's the uk and aus then.
i can't imagine what it's like in google tech support at the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# i know people who work for google, I wonder if I should ask them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# how?
they'd be using gmail n'est pa?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# farcebook, phone, own domains, etc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# of course.
i quite liked the idea that they had hotmail accounts, just in case. you could ask them but they maybe a tad busy at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# they probably do...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# yes
It seems to be constantly redirecting.

ps, woo for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# snarn is cockweasle's cat drawing.
crand i believe means to spit the dummy, especially after being b& by VIMOD on his zamboni
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# what rubbish

speak english
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# apparently so
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7907583.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
#
'Millions of business and consumer users of Google's e-mail service were hit by an outage on Tuesday.'

I'm sorry but what halfway decent business doesn't have their own domain?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# well, it's a moot point really, as by the end of teh year, all those companies that can't afford their own domains will be out of business anyway.
yay 4 teh recessionz!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# well that makes sense
They must be hard off not to be able to buy the one thing in these times that may help them stay afloat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I can't get the bbc page to load
This is worse than i thought
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Yeah
I was wondering why it was so quiet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# pffft
woo :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *whores*
www.b3ta.com/board/9200719
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# =o!


Click for bigger (216 kb)
(demeiz, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Something about explode in your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# the stuff I produce is 95% all natural
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# what's the rest of it?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# polycell
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# unnatural
at a guess.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# nylon
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# TEH TERROR!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *Fears*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I've had him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# pin there done that
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I've asked you about Mary Bothans before.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It'd probably be pretty insensitive if I brought it up again
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I would really appreciate it if you left Mary in peace, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Arrghhh! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# This is nothing compared to my eye catching visuals
But good to see young ones trying out. Keep it up and have fun with it!

d
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I don't care what anyone else says
I think you're great
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# cock off n00b!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# You're a keeper alright
This could be fun
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# is this more start up a second account hilarity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# You betcha sweet cheeks it is, sugar tits
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Sugar tits beat sugar mice any day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# probbaly more fun to suck
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Plus with the added bonus of not making you wander round with a piece of string hanging outy your mouth
prompting mothers to gather up their children in fear as you pass them on the street.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# well, you can get that by sucking on a tampon
might make your mouth a bit dry though
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# that was the joke:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh. Right.
*feels thick*

I'll cock off then, shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# No
It's your round with the tea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# I am soooooooo gunna try that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# excellent profile. superb.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# hahaha
Just stay away from our biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I'm going to threadjack this reply
and ask for opinions:

I have a shitload of cleaning to do today (apparently mr b3th has arranged for plumber to come round this afternoon without telling me, which gives me exactly no hours to clean the whole house to sparkly perfection, which I am doing by sitting here looking at b3ta)

What type of music should I be listening to, very loudly, while I whizz round the house with my hoover, bin bag and various assorted cleaning products?

EDIT: Thank you all for your helpful input.

I think I will just go ahead and put on my eighties playlist.

And ROCK OUT!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Motown
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# AC/DC
Back in Black.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Anything with a good tuba bassline
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# why clean the house for the sake of a plumber?
be honest. be proud. listen to M People and don't clean a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I think I'd rather clean than listen to M People
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# ok
Lighthouse Family then.

but, seriously, I like to listen to some blues when I'm cleaning. Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, early Dylan... actually 70s Dylan if I'm wanting blues.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Nice!
or a bit of Leadbelly...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# "Search for the Brasso up on the shelf"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# That's easy.
Britney Spear on a stereo that will only stop playing it when you've finished all your cleaning. I think you'll find you complete it in record time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# No, see...
I'm quite sad and I like Britney, a bit.

I have wildly eclectic musical tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# OK Wigfield, Saturday Night on loop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:12, archived)
# impossible to clean when you're busy doing The Dance.
I think you should listen to the Blues Brothers soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# same dancing problem there I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Ah, but you can at least dance with the hoover/duster whilst shaking your tailfeather.
Saturday Night's pretty limiting, no?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# oh i agree
much cooler dancing can be done while listening to the Blues Brothers. I think that is required. Backwards hopping while hoovering would be sweet. I think it cleaning up while listening to Everybody Needs Somebody might actually be quite empowering. I shall be giving that a try next time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :D
I suppose I ought to demand pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# calm down.
I'll be fully clothed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ...
rats
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# rats!
They're normally nekkid!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Years ago I frquented a local that had a rival pub.
I happened to know that in The Rival only the boss had the jukebox keys as the staff would shuffle past someones paid song if they didn't like it.
So when I knew he wasn't in I walked in and put Saturday Night on fifteen times.
The poor bastards couldn't even turn the volume down!

EDIT: BB soundtrack! Good call! Queens Greatest Hits is another one. Not only can you hyper clean to Bohemian Rhapsody but you get to re-enact the video to I Want to Break Free
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# how ironic that the rival pub was called "The Rival"
what are the chances?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# The chances are 7.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Statistically
1 in 7 pubs cannot not not be called "The Rival".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# That's nice but I did not say that.
However 1 in 7 pubs can be dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# The Chariot
or dillinger escape plan´s "panasonic youth"!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Aqua - Barbie Girl
Followed by Cartoons with "Witch Doctor"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# would it ruin my street cred to admit
I actually have both of these pieces of musical greatness?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# wait, you actually OWN them, and yet you're NOT listening to them?
that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# anything with epic guitar riffs while hoovering
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Def Leppard or Man'o'war work wonders in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Indeed.
Exile On Main Street's got lots of those. Or pretty much anything by Led Zep.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Now Kashmir while Hoovering - awesome
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh yes.
it invests the enterprise with so much more significance, somehow!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# something you really hate, it'll make you finish quicker
in my case RnB or Happy Hardcore
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# bavarian oompah-loompah speedcore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yes yes and thrice yes
the bastards should cash in while some dregs of hysteria remain...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Indiana Martin
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Top shoppery!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Cheers me dears...
He SO reminds me of Mr. Ford
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The composite
made me think of Patrick Stewart at the first glance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# Jones is Jones
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# hahah, blimey, that is some top 'shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Oh yes! That is the definition of WOO!
Have a benjamin button:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# That's very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# vere nice :)
for a moment there I thought it was Rick Stein....but then I am quite hungry...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# someone appears to have sanded his face ;)
or is that old age
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Long shore drift.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# that is some top shopping right there
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Marvelous work, sir
Class bit of shopping, if I may make so bold.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
#
this


*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Oi - You!
get back 'ere - right now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Quick, I'll pin him down, you tie him up
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I'll fetch the taser!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Hi JP!!
Thank you sir! You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# submerged in work, but good, ta.
Your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Much the same as your good self!
Not too bad tho matey ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# replying to this has been a bit of a struggle
my cat has decided to flollop on my mouse and gently attack my keyboard.

but this is a scary shop. well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# My cat only seems interested in using the computer
when I'm on it. The rest of the time it pretty much ignores it. Very strange...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I always have marvelled at the fact someone was driven to invent this...
bitboost.com/pawsense/
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# ahahaha!
I'm not alone, then!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# silly arranged letters
only mattresses can flollop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# my cat is a jumper with an eye,
he managed to click I like this on a post as well.. not sure which one straight after he clicked on the scroll button and sent the page whizzing.

I mentioned something about beds at the bash down there. if there's still some spare but my name on one of them. metaphorically at least.

Thankies :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Go to your profile
click on "You liked 1061 pictures"

get list of all pictures you have ever clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# It's gotta be Bowie Cat:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it may not of been a picture though
bum dum daaaah. and I'm really not that bothered :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I've gotta get a chance to go through everything so I know if I do or not.
I'll let you know.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# swish biscuits :)
giz a gaz when you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# TJ: anyone else finding cr3ation is slow this morning?
I'm getting frequent redexes from it :(
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Probably some footie twunter uploading a 60MB gif of a goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yeah, it's being a bit shit for me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# never use it, b3tards is far better
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Thread JAck
Not worth it's own thread, so sorry to TJ

wondered if anyone had seen this?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah
Seen them all:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# I have, now.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# It's not as good as two girls one cup two...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ..arms, one leg, a nod of the head
keep moving
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# wasn't that the film
sponsored by "Bisto"?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# No
I'm pretty sure it was this one, along with mcvities.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha....
I've added that to my LoveFilm list.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha
and I thought you made that up....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# OH STEVE
YOU ARE LIKE A GOD TO ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# just like god, really disapointed that he hasn't done anything good lately
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
Does he have white hair though?
Cos if he does, it'll be shite
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Not bad at all
Keep practising and you'll be as good as me!

p
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
took me a second...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Can we have a tutorial on writing witty replies please ;)
/took me a few seconds too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I wonder if it's worth my while writing a tutorial 'how to be like k3b/-\b'
post a lot of text and few pictures...whinge alot...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ;-)
Looks like you already did...

*chuckles to self*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Also: only spend a few minutes on a picture, they're all samey caricatures that no one is going to front page anyway.


shout aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi a lot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# You seem to have developed an interesting muffin-top
kind of waistline. I'm impressed, sir, in one so young.

Edit: Oh, and get your bloody hair cut!

/turning into my own dad blog.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I'm overweight :(
I am however attempting to reduce it.

edit: Hair cut? sound's like a touch of /envy baldy blog!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Lay off the kebabs for a while
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# yes yes i may even start exercising soon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# He also appears to be wearing
just the underwiring from a bra....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You forgot the bemoaning
of being single whilst sitting on the internet for 12 hours at a stretch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Arf!
harsh, but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Do you remember b3ta before Kebab?
It was a lot less fun mocking other people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# that makes me feel strangly welcome
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ah yes, this is the special technique of whinging.
however: you shouldn't get cunty if someone makes a joke at your expense...

ah he's probably back at school by now...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# LEAVE CLANSOUL ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Oh, darn... alright then.
*puts electrodes back in the box*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# and the celibacy. Don't forget the celibacy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# how can I?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Oh Archie!
That implies a choice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# in some senses that's actually true.
I could have sex with lots of women.

I have a couple of knives, no worries
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Not-so-Great Architect poopy head
no
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# i have a cold, it hurts to laugh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *feels shamed by superior intellect*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I think it will be fun having you around....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Come on Colonel, you can do it...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Come on Colonel!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# come on barry!
erm... colonel
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# hahahahahh! *bets life savings*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Wow!
That's one fast walrus.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# He'll end up winning, you know.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
:D pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# I place 50$
(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
#

Source
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I've got one of them somewhere.....
edit - ha, from when he was older...

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Really?
What do you feed it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# :)
how did you manage to keep the texture of the fur when adding the colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# overlay or multiply as opposed to a normal layer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# cool thanks
I shall experiment with that next time
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# gosh!
a bowiecat thread, whodathunk? Only on b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# and www.bowiecatthread.com
Am I the only one that finds it hard to say the words 'David Bowie' without saying it in an exagerated David Bowie voice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# I have a similar problem trying to say Brian Blessed without shouting
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Or Liz Hurley
without chucking up:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# bowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Haha awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# Sweeeeet....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yay! bowiecat!
She's got very differently-sized pupils (as well as the differently-coloured irises, obviously...)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Having a migraine?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# The different iris sizes is photoshopped to look more like Bowie
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Oh I see!
Nice touch...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# this is just strangely spot-on
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# i actually felt a bit cruel when i was doing this
I didn't stop though...
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Wooot...Well it makes me larf :P

(demeiz, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Well it makes me want to bang my head at the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Yes it makes me want to bang your head on the keyboard too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# sx nhnw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# and it makes me want to cry now! ={
(demeiz, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# It makes me want to kill all humans.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Start reading Mein Kampf
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# again?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Edit: Words fail me, so have this instead -
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# i needed to get this out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Seems logical to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# haha
sod off you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# hahahahahh, oh dear lordy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I had to filename. I'm not a maths person, but I assume it's very funny in a clever way.
For which, you can have a woo.

Woo.

In other news, did anyone else see filth on the BBC News homepage?


In other other news, so that's what's causing it. And all this time I thought it was that 12 year old girls were dressing like sluts. And starting their periods earlier than any other generation in the last 400 years.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# hahahha, holy shit.. I never made that connection, and now I can't un-see
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# obviously if you look at the picture, you can see what it is
but I just glanced at the page and that's what jumped out at me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
The yearly: Childern are having sex at a younger age because of the ungodly [instert name of current music style].

They always seem to over look the fact that children are reaching sexual maturity up to two years earlier than they would from all the growth hormones pumped into the shite that most large retailers pass off as meat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# ^this
how's that work working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# which work are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# you said you were starting again after a week off
that's usually quite a culture shock.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Ah with ya.
Yeah not too bad. I'll have to get stuck into it soon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# note to self: stop listening to baroque.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# bloody dyslexics
WHy are you listening to the barbeque?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# i just love listening to my bangers cooking.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# all these studies that they do are a load of shite-
"Of 500 teenagers studied, all those who had underage sex all had sexual organs. There is now a campaign to have all teenager have mandatory operations to remove their sexual organs. It is hoped it will slow the decent of the human race into depravity"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I agree with this.
Take them away to they learn to play nicely with them!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Smooth operator!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# That's some hardcore geekage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# oh cunting christ that hurts.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# needs more Spandau Ballet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# doesn't everything?
i wish it was the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# True!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# ouch!
ouch.ouch.ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Vista Matrix
Hello! I'm new here so please don't be too mean :P


Martix + Windows has been done before I know, this is my take on it.
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# vista was just shocking. the most hideous operating system i have ever used.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# OMGZORZ!
OS debate on the teh internets!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# oh fuck yeah and mine's better than yours.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
*wakes up*
Sorry, did you say something?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# He's a geek
He won't be happy until everyone has linex or unix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# thats the computer equivalent of being a vegan.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# No
vegans can socially interact.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# i love the ironies of being a vegan. every now and then one of them is killed
by a stampeding pig that they just set free from an abattoir...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# erm er yes
you hear about it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:16, archived)
# there was a case a couple of years ago.
fairly unfortunate for the protester, and the pig, which was probably bacon in the end anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# That happened to me once!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:20, archived)
# linux.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# geek
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# oh yeah, you got me there...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# It'd be an OK OS...
... if it could copy files, browse a network or add a printer.
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# you mean...actually work?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I guess that pretty much sums it up
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Oooo I missed one!
I love the way it panics for about a minute when you click A: when there is no frickin' A:
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I got a micro-flaming for suggesting that Vista was shit
I stand by my assertion. I'm worder whether Windows 7 will but Ultimate-Shit! We can but wait and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# On the subject of Vista
I'm completely, utterly and 100% indifferent.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ah but if you were truly 100% indifferent
then replying to a 'Vista is shit' post alters your proposition - Like somekind of quantum physics experiment in which to view the outcome of a test alters the test itself - therefore I concluded with SCIENCE that you are not 100% indifferent!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Ha!
You just Schroedingered his ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# the observation doesn't change the test, simply the state of the system.
but the rest seems pretty valid.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# geh
I'm indifferent to science. I took a science test and it told me I was.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# anyone can flame my arse, they better not open any attachments from me though
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# it's actually not THAT bad. Windows ME was worse.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# 2000 was ok. ME was pretty afwul.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# 2k had too much NT in it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# nt4 server was the best os m$ made. and even then...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# ^ this
100% truth. It just *worked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:36, archived)
# ME was only created to get people to buy it even though it was really any different from 98
This was don't as NT5 (or 200 as they changed it to) took so fucking long to come out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Windows ME had lovely themes
that's about as much as I can say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Oh puh-leeaaase

I tried running my water boiler on Redhat, and it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# not my fault you didn't know how to set it up...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# mahjong is good tho
but I wish it didn't randomly change resolution when I close the laptop lid
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# i was surpised to find that ubuntu now has mahjong and card games
what is the world coming to?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *throws video card in the bin*
*retrieves*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Yes
Why is Vista such a stickler for preparation!

Woo, and welcome ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# cause it's shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Have you ever had it say
"Are you sure you want to copy this without its properties?"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# It has never spoken to me. Never.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# CONSPIRACYLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# no, it was bad enough stopping it downloading the half a gig of updates it wanted
then burning my factory restore discs. formating it was easy though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# can I be three mean?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
You'll never leave :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :)
Just another day in the Matrix...and welcome, sir!


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Nice flappage...
Hang on a minute, which way are those shelves moving?

It keeps changing and my little brain can't cope.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# *conspiracies*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ^this
they change direction every time I blink
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Oooh nice!
*bookmarks with intent to steal*

Actually I'll just rip it off YT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hello!

Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha
True!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:13, archived)
# hahahahah!
pull a kitten inside out and do a headstand on a stool, welcome to b3ta you'll never leave. Unless you get banned, bored, or, err, something else.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :)
Thanks for all the welcomes
(LargePig, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
# woo
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# How fortunate for me, then....
...that I've had no problems with it whatsoever. :-/

I run XP 32, Vista 64 and and Ubuntu (on different machines for different things), and am pretty happy with them all.

Edit: (having forgotten the whole point of posting) Welcome, and woo! :)
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Speaking of dwarves...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:05, archived)
# You're a fan of Warwick, aren't you?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# It's not a patch on Stratford-on-Avon
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# And what's wrong with that?
He was brilliant in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I love the little fella
He's doing a Bond spoof with Val Kilmer at the moment.

Can't wait
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Seriously?
That sounds awesome! Any linkage?q
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# ...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0430878/

Looking at it now, it appears to have gone a bit tits.

Apparently Val had to drop out, and the film is waiting to be distributed
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Val Kilmer's doing another Bond spoof?
Excellent. I loved "Top Secret!", 'twas really well-written.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Ok I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Wiillow!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *spangs*
I used to love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# i still love it.
dont you?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# now he makes love to it
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# hahahhaah, ace stuff, sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Snow White and the 7 Worfs!!!

Grumpy, Grouchy, Ugly, Angry, Stumpy, Nasty and Cross!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# BIGGAH!
EDIT: Oh the Bash venue is officially booked now. Although unfortunately it's the day of the FA cup final so I think I'll have to get some door staff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I really must get myself over to the calander and sign up for this...
Edit: All done :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Step right up this way young sir.
points
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# i just went to sign up.. turns out i already have..hmmm
how up to date is the bed list thingy. I would quite like an area to kip in :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Trying to convince Mr Bucket to let me go along :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# *ZOMG*
You ares layde with layde bits! All this time I thought you were a bloke type!:O

*grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# get in the queue tardyballs.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I'll have you know that my balls have a 100% record of turning up exactly at the same time as I do thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I need really supportive reggies to do that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# who's Reggie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# reg grundies = undies.
from a tv producer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# didn't he invent Neighbours or something?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Yes
Before that everyone lived on their own.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ^this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# But it sounds like you would rather he was in a supporting roll.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# better than bond's...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Football YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# ooh super
football + b3tans = ?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Yeah I haven't worked out who the security will be there for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# not for me
I'll be very well behaved. Probably quite stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Well downstairs will be packed.with pissed football fans
So I think if upstairs has less of a bar queue they're going to try and get up there. How dare they put the FA cup final on the last Saturday in May! Everyone knows it the b3ta bash then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I thought we had a whole venue just for b3tans.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# We have the function room.
Which is actually pretty big and with lots of lully sofas for TuTT to pass out in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:43, archived)
# the court says I'm not meant to go within 100m of sleeping girls or I'll be locked up again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Well if you will wake up dominatrixes...
EDIT: What is the plural of dominatrix? Dominatricies?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
#
lmgtfy.com/?q=plural+of+dominatrix
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I'm sorry
You seem to be labouring under the misaprihension that I asked you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:59, archived)
# I like lmgtfy.
christ do i have to make a picture to get a new thread around here?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# For godsake man, shut up!
You'll set the noobies off!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:02, archived)
# im saving two of them for super happy fun time.
im sure i could come up with something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Does anyone want to see riverghost get punched in the face enough to pay for my plane ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# We could pool our funds and build a raft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# theres a movie in this
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# hahahaha
probably no individual, but I'm sure you could get a return if we had a whip-round.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# First class too probably ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# on a concorde, with a high-class hooker and a kilo of coke
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# ok well I'm in if you guys are
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:48, archived)
# TO THE AIRPORT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:52, archived)
# do you accept paypal?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I'll have to set up an account - I'll post the details later
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:07, archived)
# please send all donations to c/o The bushfire appeal
The University of Sydney
Cowslops, F07
NSW 2006
Australia.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You're not gonna fool me again Kebab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I've fooled you before?
WHERE'S MY BLOODY MONEY GONE???
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:49, archived)
# It probably melted.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# no they probably lost it because the cunts are too damn thick to get me a fucking office
im thinking of taking bets on if i'll have one for the start of semester (next monday) fucking stupid bint. makes me want to jizz in her eye.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Be careful,
she might be a grizzly bear!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# she's actually quite doable.
do i post a link and let her get mercilessly bandwagoned for not getting me an office in a timely fashion?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# If you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# 66 peeps so far.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# excellent!
are you gonna let that light smashing person in this year?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:42, archived)
# statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# i only just got that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Statistically
1 in 7 dwarves are mentally retarded.
Also, nicely done. woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# So less that your average person then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# ...
please tell me you got the joke... unless you're trying to prove your point.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# precoffee
I have now you pointed out it was a gag. If you could be as considerate in future to stamp your foot before making a joke as we all know in advance:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# are you a dwarf?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Yes I am a shortarse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# haha
I've heard you're bigger than houses.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah but I'm a shortarse compared to a big house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# certainly
now that I've accepted your point that normal people have a higher propensity to be retarded :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# pffft....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Damn
It was either the Worfs of the Morphs and I chose the wrong path! Sorry JS
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:29, archived)
# no need to apologise
yours is much better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# only on b3ta
could this idea have been done not once, but twice by coincidence.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:58, archived)
# statistically 1 in 7 dwarves suffer alergies
meanwhile in the world of nuts...GEEKS:

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/7906884.stm
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# WHEN THE HELL DID THE LATEST WALLACE AND GROMMIT COME OUT
WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW ABOUT??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Worthwhile television viewing
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# i watched the women's institute guide to brothels the other day. fantastic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahhahahahahahha!
biggaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# hehehe
i never got why that dude had a mars bar face
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# that's nothing... I've seen a guy with a malteser for a head
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hooray! ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh dear god...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves broam broam schmerg praaarpbghghg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:56, archived)
# No Dopey No!
(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# haha
win
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Purrrrr...... purr...... purrrrrrr.....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# *kills and fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# *fills and kucks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Yikes!!
Mornin' Moley! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# MoleyMoleyMoleyMoleyMoleyMoleyMoley!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Oi Oi Oi Oi...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# aaaaaaw
he still looks quite sweet. Poor lil mite. I bet the other kitties won't play with him.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# only micto can make that work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Dwayne Dibbley!
:D

nings moley
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Morning Steve!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Awww!
*adopts*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# This would be great in dim sims. with soy sauce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# agh!
nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Helen Baxendale on Planet of the Apes?
Love him Mole!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Donnie Darkitten?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# KILL IT

with fresh lemons
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] It's what one's playing...

Edit: Ta Monty ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# waht?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# We've got a button for that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# are you still ignoring me?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Look, I'm sorry I slept with your sister ok?
but I have no remorse about felching your dad
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# lols what the hell did you do to him?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# absolutely nothing
that I can recall. I think he made the grave error of taking me seriously on here.
I don't really mind- it means I have someone to shout abuse at with no danger of being heard.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I am continually amazed at how seriously people take b3ta posts.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I know- it's just good clean fun
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# once you scrape the jizz off...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# and the layer of pus and childrens' blood
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Monty says Hi
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# *glees*
his first words! He'll be walking soon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:25, archived)
# and then I'll kick your face off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# oh right
too late now. I'll remember in future.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahahahhaha, spangage!
'nings ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Ning sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# arf! does she have a diamond encrusted controller?
In other news: my boss whose nickname is Macca is getting some Alpacas.

The jokes are writing themselves here at Funny Workplace Inc.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Are any of Macca's Alpacas Spackers from Caracas?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# and they have no knackers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# hehe
*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# You don't have to mad to work here...
BUT IT HELPS!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# you have to be mad to work here
but it doesn't help
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# *posts to staff notice board*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
Hallo Ninj!
:D

Why the 18 certificate? Does she get nasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ooh...
...does she ever! Mornin' smasher :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# oh hell... I forgot it's tuesday.... Well at least halfterm is over.
it is over, right? :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# is today pancake tuesday?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:13, archived)
# yes
but only cock pancakes are allowed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# with sugar and lemon jizz
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Look, I'm sorry...

 
I just had to get it out of my head.
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:59, archived)
# hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# The little girl with the banjo is ready to spang her fish carrying brother!
This makes more sense than 99% of the entries to this compo. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I used to play this a lot when I was younger
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:06, archived)
# argh the real Wii adverts make my blood boil
ZOMG our whole family wears coordinating pastel coloured clothing which matches the decor in our unfeasibly large living room! CARNIVAL PARTY GAMEZ PMSL!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# :o)
hehe... lobster... :o)
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# this pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Frisnit!
My Wii controller has become entangled in the branches of that old lady's cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)

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