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# I did a pod bike earlier, I wanted to do betteer ones, but I failed you B3TA I failed....


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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# These are lovely pod bikes!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# DAMN YOU!
no wait.

*does the fandabbidozy dance*

One appears to have a telephone on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I was going to do them all in racing livery
The Monica Belucci appeared in shoot em up.. I got distracted...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *Fucking sweeet*
KAAAAAAANEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hey Dek, how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Goooooooooode.
Been doing gaming japes and worky, yaslef?

Yes, yaslef?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I am good, working on new ideas
Finding out how deprived my mind is and that I can't shock my self any more at the things I can think up :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Make a picture of an emu butt-fucking elizabeth taylor with a strap-on while Mr T drinks tea with his elephantine cock hanging in a bucket of puma sperm.
Also, it is raining.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# not sick enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Ok, no rain.
JAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# rain of fire blood, that melts the skin, but makes people horny
So they start fucking in a melting pool of their bodies, rolling in the the mix of melted flesh and bodily fluids. Whilst an elephant with diarrhoea shits on them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# And in the background is an otter made of jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
#
pod bike lightcycle.

Why haven't they made these in real life yet?


Woo to your pic. I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# They have.
I will try to find a link...
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Here is the Swiss version
Here it is
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Accessoriesed to match every occasion !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok ok, i'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Skug?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# dave?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# In to the Barrytrixs
the Tesco value Matrixs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# hehe
Spang
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Pingu escapes global warming by going to Hull


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(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Is he meant to have left the polar bear behind?
If so ther's something greatly amiss there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# He looks as though he's wet himself in the first pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Well there is an episode where he pisses himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Well, he pisses on the floor.
You can't really piss yourself if you're naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# That's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# you can if you lay down, so then you would be pissing yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Ah the Pingu Pisses HImself and Follows Through episode.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Is that the one where he drinks the weird coloured liquids?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5eu8OMOrcc&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Yes.
Pinga drinks them too and then needs the potty, then Pingu needs to go too but Pinga's using the potty. He tries to piss in the grown-up toilet but can't because he's too short, and pisses all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# The fucking tard!
I leart to use that weeks ago!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# that big of ice berg is getting some sexy action there
hump it polar bear, hump it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Is Pingu the only penguin
living at the Arctic?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# yeah
the rest of them moved to crewe
(tkitezb seeking images of transvestites shagging cars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The hand of the gamer and texter....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Good lord.
And that thumb would be great for texting if my phone had one button.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# That thumb would be great for frying eggs on
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# ooh, that would be good for scraping out coconut meat, too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# LUVERLY GRUB!
 
www.arkive.org/aye-aye/daubentonia-madagascariensis/video-17.html
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# haha
fucking hell. That has possibilities for the old prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# interesting first thoughts, Zooty
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Hey, when you get to my age
all your thoughts eventually come down to the prostate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# it does look like
one of those toys.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# A furby?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Furby's are
great for reaching a super-o.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# what about a cheerio?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# that man would be loved by many women and men
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] surely more would be preferable to longer?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Depends how much the other half like the ol' digit up the jacksy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Maybe in a few more millienia!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Ditto (unshopped)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Argh!
Is that yours? Burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# but he weighs more than a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I've always wondered about people with six fingers.
Is the extra finger fully functional?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# That second sentence sounds like
the catchphrase from a Reeves and Mortimer quiz show.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# lemmi see those fingers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# There was a recent birth in San Francisco
12 fingers, 12 toes - all apparently functional!
www.ktvu.com/news/18608582/detail.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 4:36, archived)
# Do you wear out nail clippers at an alarming rate?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Bet he's stuck with just mittens in Winter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# What have you 'shopped?


/From Norfolk blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Digitalism !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well get a sneaky pearoast in
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Haha
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha
top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# This would also be handy for those tricky to reach back scratches.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Or brushing humungously long hair!!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Brushing?
You give me too much credit
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# It's rude to point.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] vrey cheeky pea-roast for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# guilty as charged
so what are you going to do about it?
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# You'll wake up one morning next week with a horse's head on your pillow
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# what?
next to the other one?
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I don't want to ruin the surprise
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# they'll look nice
up on the wall next to the other mafia presents. the 14 tonnes of quikee-set concrete and the offer i couldn't refuse.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# me?
Nothing much. I just thought you'd have learned how to be less of a selfish cunt and follow the guidelines of the faq seeing as you've been here a while.
Actually I will do something, I'll delete you from my b3ta experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# I AM THE MASTER OF MY DOMAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# well that's almost enough to put me off leather
 
ALMOST
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# oh thank you so much for re-posting that 215.35 KB animation you FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ...Homoscedasticity.
From caveman to econometrician in five easy steps.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# I just did something very similar.
Down there. In an existing thread.

Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:04, archived)
# indeed you did
you went for the penguin motif and i less cleverly made a crap joke about the word "homo"
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Penguins, homo jokes...
what's the difference, really?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# see, that sort of attitude
can get you into all sorts of trouble at London Zoo
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I'm typing this
from inside the heron enclosure.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Herons eh?
Kinky..... Just sign here and we'll lock you in for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# every pole, has a hole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Is that Heath Ledger?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# yes
Can't you tell by all the posthumous awards around him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# 2 years and still no fucking clue
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# dude, seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# about?
....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] As mankind covered the globe in concrete, flora had to adapt,
clinging on to the rooftops and window ledges of the man
made mountains and flourishing at new altitudes.
Risking starvation from its dwindling food supply, the giraffe
has adapted to survive in its new habitat.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Stop the compo now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Kittens are better than geese.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# geese are better than frogs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# No they aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# They fucking are too!
SCIENCE says so!

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
# mix them up!
make a new species of froose!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# loose?
Aroond this hoos?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# ma troosas!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# 'ello sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# well, hello
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Woo
in reply to a woo.

Woo^2
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# PUTTIN ONNA RITZ!
 
that's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# Haha
super.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Soon he could be used for putting out fires!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# at the very least as an emergency fire pole
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Bloody hell why do you have to do that Happy Toast, why?
think about other people for one moment before going ahead and posting something so uber that the rest of us feel inadequate and Riverghost more inadequate that normal!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# ^this
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Poor Riverghost...
He can't help being *blank or blanks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Poor Riverghost if we all feel sorry for him
he might feel even more inadequate ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# That gives me vertigo and acrophobia at the same wooing time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# acrophobia - fear of acrobats?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Fear of building props.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# fear of crosswords
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I get that all the time :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# I love acrobats . . . but I won't go out with them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)
# Well to date an Acrobat you really do have to be flexible to their needs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I will bend . . . but I will not break . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)
# bloody wonderful young fella
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)
# gooowarn!
ruffle his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# cor
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Ahh.
All big plan to win your own compo!!

I'm watching you Mr Toast!!


Woo fucking Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# first thing that came to mind
I swear on my original Boba Fett 12" figure that I haven' prepared any in advance :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Original?
As in the early 80's ones?

I believe you then!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# woo to you mr. toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# soopa
doopa
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)
# lovely
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# oooh this compo
i liked this compo.. yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)
# This is what you get when Chuck Norris uppercuts a horse!
Much woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# hehe
true
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)
# hahahah!!!
this is the best yet imho! what a delightful little explanation for his longevity!

excellent stuff, have a peanut!
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Ooooooh..
How Lamarckian of you.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# delish
(dec, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Sexy!!!
And tasty!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# I WANT IT BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# NO MAN! THINK OF THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Ooops - I meant shrinkage
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# OH MY GODS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# yay
puppet master if im right!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Now you sound like my ex.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oh. It's not what you think
It's just I have a tiny cock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Shoot the chicken and buy a new one!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Sod that!
I'll make do with the chicken's.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# is this a pork joke?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# yes
It's veally good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# I think it's a comment about apples being cancerous
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# we should ban apples
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# I just thought her dress looked like a table at a cheap Italian restaurant.
I think the apple's always been there. You just get so used to it's existance you don't see it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# It's Hallal!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Half a meg
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Baahhh!
lol
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# If this doesnt animate I want my internets back

Its still 26k too big
Try again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# too big even for an animation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# yeah only slightly too big for an animation, if it was an animation it could possibly geta away with it if it was good or made by the guy who does rathergood.com
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Erol Flynn?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# no Erol Alkan
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# No. Erro' epiphany
*waves helloy arm*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# This doesn't make a lick of sense!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Big enough?



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# i never liked the kumars at number 42
but i preferred this when it was bigger
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
# That's GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)
# the moon = o



                OO
               O  O
              O    O
             O      O
your post = O        O
             O      O
              O    O
               O  O
                OO

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] OK there's my compo entry out of the way.

trundles back to cave.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I'll take two please, into the shower
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Does the sachet evolve into soup?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# primordial maybe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# well done!
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# athankyou
I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Then let it soak . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:45, archived)
# does it come in flavours
or is just that horrible malted stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# it comes in evolution flavour
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Queen unveils pussy in The Mall
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Oooooooh . . . how fitting !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahah
i love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# "She's got her head inside a pussy!!*
...and other vagina jokes!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# awww
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT?


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# love eeet
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# well if you will wear rabbit fur
expect to be rabbit-raped
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
Woo
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# top shop qstq
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Why does that cat have mong eyes? :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# inbreeding.
 
it is a royal cat, after all
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# yays lully!
EDIT: And a gift that keeps on giving!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# just noticed the bonus blinkage
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not just the Creationists who are against evolution...
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# IT SHOULD BE CREMATION vs EVOLUTION
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Theres only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinds a lighter to light the furnace!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# why haven't dogs and cats learnt how to open doors by now, surely it should be imprinted in their heads by now
In the case of cats, it is because we are their pet and they are the master. For dogs, it is because they like to make out they are stupid so do thing for them, but we are their master.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# There was a documentary to this ilk
that cats and dogs were our masters and fool us into thinking we are the boss. But who get's to stay at home, eat meals served up to them, and don't have to do a lick of housework? My husband that's who ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Cat are the masters, that is just fact
Dogs are pack animals, so we are the pack leader, unless you don't show them who is boss.

I do get that point though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# my dog can open doors
fortunately not yale locks though
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# That's because you have confiscated his credit cards
but with them he'll slip that lock no bother.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Laser eye surgery gone mad
(Shuzbee4life Wheres the Beef!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# RLOAP!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# heheh
yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Feel the burn !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Future robot hospital doctor 1 cell brain biomechanical saviour punches old person
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# pffffft!
 
IT HAS A SCOTCH EGG FOR A FUCKING BRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Its not for a brain
Its his face . idiot!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# IT HAS A SCOTCH EGG FOR A FUCKING FACE THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Phones will be part of us!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# go go gadget phone!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Talk to the hand !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# they are, it is now fact
Jaw implants

She has a face like a hall floor, wide and flat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# I'll take that next step !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# But implants are added.
These grow with the person,obviously no use until they can speak, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Bio technology
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:47, archived)
# What the shit?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
# She'd have to drop out at some stage
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# so
that's what David Coulthard is up to these days...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
appearing at a call centre near you
(eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Evil-lotion you say?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# I bloody did not!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Zer musst be order een here!!!
YAHH vol!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# No you . . . or was that u . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# that's what you think you want you to make us think you think
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Get out of my mind
your like David Blane
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
# *waves hands about like a twat*
HAHAHAHA! POWAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# OH!?
dear
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# no reason
(dec, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# *belms*

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# WHY THAT'S THE BEST REASON OF ALL!
 
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Fly on . . . play on too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty..
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# it's kleetus! his two sisters and his ma!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Some folk'll never eat a skunk,
but then again some folk'll...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# aaaaaa reckon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# That would be 4 but there are only 3 there
ah right we are talking Kansas here... nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# and, in the same vein..


Here are the 10 people who don't get this joke or jokes about binary.
edit: or other number bases for the pendants
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# haha
I hate you for turning me into a nerd who get's that joke - damn you damn you to hell!

However that's Octal (base8) 10 binary is 2.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# "2 decimal"
you forgot "decimal" at the end.

what kind of crazy sentence is "10 binary is 2" - that just makes my head spin.

"10 binary is 2 decimal" is much more soothing, and now I can rest.

Far out!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Cleverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rnot
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# That does not work at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
# then you'd better hand in your nerd card, mister
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# 8 people represented as 10 is Octal (base8)
there should be 2 people for binary 10
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# yes, it's a play on a play
hence there being 10 people in base 8

proppa nerds get it straight away :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Yay then I'm a proper nerd for spotting it as Octal... gah! this make me a nerd again
- damn you again damn you to hell and hull
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
# *DING DING* Next stop, HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# There are not 10 people, there are 8.
Did they turn up and get sent away because the binary 10 were the other 2?

I mean, where is the joke?

Also, I do not want to come over all René Magritte, but there are no people at all.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# they aren't really people, they are made of sticks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Compo it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# muwahhhahhah
 
indeed, but far, far too upright.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# How can that poor man walk about with a chestburster sticking out of him?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
# WAITER! What's this small man doing in my soup?!

Looks like the front crawl, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Front stroke? first time I've heard it called that before.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
# uhm...
/can't think of an excuse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# You ninja ;)
now you gone and made me look foolish and that's my job here matety ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# haha :D
this is bizarre and a little unsettling
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I'd send it back!
If he can swim on it, it's clearly not hot enough!!


Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# damn, now I just want a Bloody Mary.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Adding protein !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
# i did an arts
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Lully arts!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# pretty arts!
nice colours too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# that is aces
simple and excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Nice . . . appealing lips . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# that's lully ness
Look a bit like the vocalist from Texas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# more jane birkin.
lovely btw.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Sorry I only know what one woman looks like
SO my answer is the same to everything post of this kind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# pft. OI REBELBISCUIT, WHO THE FUCK IS IT OF?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# It's Charlotte
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
# You're hathaway there.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# more gainsbourg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Better than the average vector, Victor.
very lovely.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Thanks
i don't like doing faces too many nooks and cranny's, inanimate objects ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# You do faces really well
the detail you added to the eyes, hair and lips are just perfect compliments to the simplicity of the face area and brings perfect focus to those areas - simply brilliant no other words for it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# may I show you this?
not a vector scalable path used throughout.



Click for bigger (349 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Truly excellent.
I know good arts but I wish I could do good arts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Luscious !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
# They are indeed hard work
but you did a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hey! Charlotte Hatherley!?
*waits for Cinnabar City*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# divide by zero error
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha! Sorry to TJ:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Fake Roms!
Download misleading data from our servers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Fake Roms!
Download misleading data from our servers.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# My squirrels died :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# who is give to me
for free
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# what the??
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Tweet Chirp Chirp, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction
CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried. Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on" "UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty" Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut "Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks" " HAha" They laughed "Whait oh no where id isotop?" "UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!" "NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there. "IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS" "TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize "Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT "This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!" And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean. "Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission" "Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BOLSHEVIK REVOLUTION TO IMPLEMENT A GLORIOUS COMMUNIST STATE FOR REPRESENT OF HONEST INDUSTRIOUS WORKER!*
*apart from those we don't like who we just shoot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha
lully post shame it shall soon suffer from crayzee crayzee new compo tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
#
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# un frisson de sisson est tres bon
or something
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# HAVE A YARRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Oh yes! this is ace
*resists urge to post only octopus related repost*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# hahahaha
thx! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
#
Linky to no clutter up the board :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# haha!
Up yours The Devil!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Shame it's always in the small print
Hell gets all the best lawyers, and they're used to people trying stuff like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Out witted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# What is infinity times zero?
And, my hypothesis, is infinity and zero the same thing?

I was listening to a radio show on numbers. And some one came on with the concept of there being differing degrees of infinity!?!
If infinity plus one is infinity, infinity plus infinity is still infinity and therefore cannot be any larger.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)
# well
mathchaostheory.suite101.com/article.cfm/degrees_of_infinity
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
# I think it may be beyond my B at GCSE
but even still the integers thing just seems, not counter intuitive, but bollocks.
Oh concept, if between 1 and 2 there are an infinite amount of decimals (wrong word?) you would never actually get to two for two to exist therefore there couldn't be the other infinity.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
# xeno's paradox
it arises because people mistake counting for mathematics. just because you can't count everything between a and b, it doesn't follow that you can't reach b from a

think about it like a cake. if i cut it in half, it's still the same mass of cake. if i cut the halves in half, it's still the same mass of cake. if i repeat this infinitely, it's still the same mass of cake (except at some point we start splitting the atom and singe our eyebrows)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
# like the arrow thing.
But it still doesn;t work for me. the one to two problem is that you have to accept that there is a two. but we don't think of infinity having a point that starts something else, lets call it infinity 2.
Thanks for answering my questions though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)
# infinity times zero is a lemon
which is why it comes up on fruit machines. it's actually a divide by cherry error
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
# makes sense when you
think about. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
# some of you may encounter the devil's bargain, if you get that far..
 
woo, and indeed, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: EVOLUTION


David Attenborough keeps banging on about evolution, but he can't see where it's headed. Show him how frogs, giraffes, monkeys, people and the rest will evolve to cope with whatever the future holds.

Challenge suggested by HappyToast and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Oh shit, its wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Well, that's the wrong image to use if you don't want to piss the scientists off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Trogdor was a man
Trogdor was a pigeon man!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ...maybe he was just a pigeon....but he was still
TROGDOOOOOOOORRRRR
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I AM ANGRY SCIENCE-TYPE! WHAT AM I ANGRY ABOUT : TELL ME NOW!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:21, archived)
# THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
GOD MADE US ALL IN 7 DAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# 6
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Naaa he did overtime on the seventh as he was a temp at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Shirely the flying spaghetti monster created us all?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# ramen sister.
may we be blessed by his noodley appendages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# woop woop!

PLEEEEEEEEASE Fraser can you put in a No Reposts request. Lets try and get people making new stuff not just recyclising.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Flying children of life
Come on sing along!!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# nope, reposts should always be allowed, particularly if they are relevant.
just not in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# bah, I want freshy newness only
(kind of slows the first 24 hours down a bit too)

Oh well, I won't pea, that'll halve the number of entries :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Yep
Reposts are a) inevitable, whether we ask or not, and b) a nice way of archiving all relevant images, whether old or new.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# point b.) is a very nice way of looking at it, actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# indeed
damn them and their practical logic!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I agree
but it's no hardship to write down that they don't need to appear in a new thread is it?
It causes b3ta threadrush and pushes new stuff into the archive.
Plus Rob said don't fucking do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# NETIQUETTE IS IMPORTANT BUT IT'S OKAY TO BE A DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Interesting challenge!
wait this is b3ta right?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# yeah this should be fun
nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] 2nd
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Really, really sorry
I feel dirty now.
But booze does that to the best of us, and I was never the best of any
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Well done Happytoast on winning the Image Challenge!
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)
# ?
I'm yet to think of anything to do beyond the Snail the other day. And that I have discounted due to my own no repost law
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Oh damn
I liked that snail
(__, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Change the law?
I can think of a few ideas, but they're all rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Excellnt.






(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# my 1st fp
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Evolution of a daily mail reader.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hahah yeah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# you'd need to flip the image vertically for that...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
"they can't possibly slag me off this week, I've picked something they asked for and it has Toasty's name on it" *washes hands* ;)

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hehehe
brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] and...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I love this!
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
# more of this kind of thing!
...
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Missed this before.
A worthy FP

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:11, archived)
# you forgot added yellow drizzle at the bottom of the stairs
but you are still awarded a most hearty, healthy click!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# awwww!
good ol' nan!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)
# Smashing
as per usual.
(I helped save b3ta! my gran, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant as usual
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Has to be the winner!
Chuffing brilliant
(mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# HA ha ha ha
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Win!
Win win win win win...
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# masses of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# top notch
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# i would
excellent!
(Mr Chicken, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)

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