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# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Free Image Hosting
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Twit?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# twooo
i am not that talonted, don't give a hoot
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Cockbird to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# he's gonna spew
*puts up umbrella*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Stop squeezing the tiny owl. :(
I've never been so sad. Hold me, Evilscary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# *adds to list of wank euphemisms*
Squeezing the tiny owl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Why aren't owls romantic when it's raining?
Because it's too-wet-too-woo
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# NHS' new billboard campaign

Clicky for bigger.
(Mr_Fingers, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Mr Fingers?
Not... Eddie?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# his wife doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# :D
too crispy that one then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Whatever happened to Frosty?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Mmm, lovely hand sanitiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# A pint of formaldehyde and a packet of liposcratchings, please nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I wonder if NHS wine would be any good.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# or NHS hookers
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# raaaaawr! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# doodling in flash
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Your images would really suit large silk prints or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# But not small ones?
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# No, I'm allergic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ok
lucky they're easy to avoid
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# That's what you think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Or a large silk prince
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Said he, volunteering ostentatiously whilst elbow deep in a young subject called Raif.
No idea where that came from.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Look out, beakless avine friend!
That caterpillar's gonna get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# that's a nice plump chicken, right there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# You like fat chicks?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Why is it always 'click' in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww, awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Aww, that's lovely
I have a curious blackbird that peers at me through my windows but flys away when I offer it birdfeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# it wants to rob you when you aren't there
and sell your tv, innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Nah, it's a blackbird...
...not a robin
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Eye-thank-ewe
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# /o\
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# How racist can you be?
Just because he is black doesn't make him a thief!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I dunno, I can be pretty racist
"MOO"

see, see how racist I am!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# You make me sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# you love it, you hippy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Shhhh!
Don't tell everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# top pooing action
ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:32, archived)
# awww
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# :DD
Have a click to go with that tweet
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Aw cute!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# First time I've tried one of these.


Quite like it but once more my optimising has let me down.

Edit - One million points and a gold star to Redsushi for delivering an optimised version.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yay for those films where they stick it to the man by dancing in the street for no apparent reason
thus saving the orphanage/crackden
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# This is why I hate musicals.
"I've somethin t'tell you, Jed?"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah."

"Well WHHHHYYY DON'T YOU teeeEEELLL ME IN SONNNNG?"

FFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# it's so true to life
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Having said this ...
I would like to see

Schindler's List

The Pianist

Platoon

as a musical.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Add Nil by Mouth to that as well
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# hmm, I'd like to see a sam peckinpah musical
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Yes, hooray for them.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Looks nice on firefox.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Had to chop every second frame out to get it under the limit :(
CFB is loads better...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
well done. i like it a lot. is that from Breakin'?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I believe so...
uncredited. Well, you'd want that, wouldn't you...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Go Boris, it's your birthday
and so on - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Take it to the bridge, Boris.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Nicely done!
I watched Fifth Element recently. I get it know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# boris boris boris boris
allus good forra laff:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# I only ever did one
by hand . . . in Paint . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Talented git ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Woah that's top.
This was combination of paint.net and a free gif sequencer I downloaded. It gives a decent result, but it's just a nightmare to get the filesizes down.

I thought greyscaling it would do the job but oooh no...

One of these days I will take the time to work out how to do this all on gimp...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I use Animation Shop.
It tends to be really good at optimising things down.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Arf!
Is this ok?

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/boris3comp2.gif

i did remove a couple of frames, but I don't think it loses anything for them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Utterly brill!
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# No worries :)
Do you have the original in colour? I may be able to help with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# No I greyscaled before I put it together...
Thanks heaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# nice one sir
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Yay!


no idea why a stuck a fucking watermark in front of this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 'lo there b3ta

I trust you're all having a lovely Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# meh i'm bored
please hold me and give me unconditional love and affection.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Only if you wear that Viking outfit
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Have a divva narwhal

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# a genuine
woo yay hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# tuesdays are meh!

that isn't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# It feels like a very long day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ^ very this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# flying blue rings can mean only one thing!


bacterians!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Wha?
That's so very awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# nice one sire
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Is it Tuesday already?
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# :D
you win a goldfish
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Hooray!
I'll keep him in the sink and call him Jasper
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Noicely!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Video Games I want made.
I would just find this game amusing is all. The thought of Christ going on a spree killing Nazis is oddly titillating.

(pissedoffauntie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Wee Jimmy Christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Jesus was ginger
it's fact.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# All the best people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Jesus wasn't that good.
He was the David Blaine of the millenium before the millenium before last.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# shazam
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Peter Griffin's come noise.
*wipes glasses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:31, archived)
# ANAL CUNT, that's ROB!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# that would be good
the sequel could have him mowing down Romans, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Jesus was ginger, FACT
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# All the best yids are, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Represent.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Jesus was ginger, FACT
Gingers get what they deserve then!
(pissedoffauntie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Can't be.
Gingers have no soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Gingers have no soul
Looks like I have some more editing to do. Your argument is unassailable: gingers indeed don't have a soul.
(pissedoffauntie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Wolfenstein 3D where you play as Jesus, then. Can the Nazis also be Strogg?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# IDDQD
would be a bit redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# venting...


substitute spongebob for every numpty I've had to deal with today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Spongebag Sparepants
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# nooooooooooooooo!!! :(


*does sad sea shanty jig*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Amen brother.
People have been calling all day asking me to do their working out for them. I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'm quite happy keeping it with spongebob thanks.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# take the rest of the day off
anyone says anything tell them i said it was ok
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# eddie's uncle jimmy i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Bwahahahah...
:D clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Ta matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaha1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Haha Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Too subtle ? - Straight out of 5 acre wood !


*waits for inevitable adding of an additional "T"
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# 'sup Tiggers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# pffft
NWA were pretty shite really, IMO. Although fuck the police was quite good
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# White boys LOVE'em.
I've never ever heard any of my black friends mention them, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# not at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# oh was it 100 acre wood.
Sure it was smaller than that. Perhaps it mental deforestation.
(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Subtle?!
Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Honky.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# WONKY HONKEY
Cue Heather Mills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# as we're on the subject of food
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww that's very nicely done
cheeky little chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# It doesn't get any tougher than this
/it really is the most appalling programme
where are m'manners, excellent 'shop, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# pah
it is a great programme.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Spoiled by two completely irritating f*ckwits
who are a few soundbites away from Smashey and Nicey
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I know it's ace isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# They should be shot
and stuffed...


... With an apricot and hazelnut stuffing, served on a bed of roasted parsnips, and accompanied by a rocket salad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Watching them eat is hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm with Archie on this.
Even irritating f*ckwits is putting it mildly.
The bald one isn't as bad as the one who looks like Dr Fox has been through the Fly teleporter with the bloke from Dempsey & Makepeace.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# This.
I just can't think of how cooking could get tougher.

Except maybe in a trench under sustained shelling at night time when surrounded by the corpses of one's friends and comrades during the First World War.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Maybe we should film that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# From inside the ribcage of a wildebeest,
being torn apart by hyenas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# milk
tuesday test you CUNT
(MrFriend is not your friend, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# i only saw the final this year
and i wanted ming to win, which he did
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I've caught bits on and off, and did see most of the final
the two presenters just make me want to kick the TV in.
There's no need to shout, it's only food. While you're at it, keep the f*cking camera still.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# get keith floyd on as a judge i say
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# agreed
utter drivel
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Hahahaha...*clicks*, here's his mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
This has bought me out of lurkage

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# i'm honoured
now get back in the crate, that's enough excitement for one day.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# that's fantastic
I'd click something as good as this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Very nicely done.
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Just beautiful
Really nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# hahahha, looks like a baby Mr Bean
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# perfect
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# He he he
It's makin' the eyes sweat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# woo
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:34, archived)
# Just seen this.
Well done, that man!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# She turned down the Nuts photoshoot, but at least she got an advertising deal out of it
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Findus are in administration, aren't they?
Soon, no more crispy pancakes and definitely no chance of ever seeing one of their french bread pizzas again.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# They are indeed
Shame, I quite liked the pancakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Same.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# is that really that much of a loss?
the fillings on the pancakes always seemed a bit nasty to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# It is to me, one of my favourite treats is a findus crispy pancake.
I know, I know. I eat ridiculously healthily though, hence why it's a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# ahh
see I'm trying to move away from the generically ready meal type of thing

any loss of pizza is a tragedy though :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Well like I say, I'm kind of away from it all the time
hence why I occasionally relapse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# unfortunately actual food costs money I don't basically have
I try to be as ingredienty as possible but there's some sainsburys "meals for people with no lives or hope" for £1 a go or buy 3 get 1 free

which actually taste decent.

compared to the iceland ones which are variably horrific I can actually see recognisable meat in them.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# homemade veggie soup
that's what I live on when I'm poor. Works out to be pence a bowl...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# yeah, I'm going to have to get a bit stewing crap in a large pan orientated
the price of stuff is creeping up at random on things now

it's getting noticable

I was already having to be careful when shopping now it's all poop

god knows what it's going to be like in a few months time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Top tip:
get some nice veggie stock cubes and a big pack of dehydrated noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# yeah, noodles are quite cheap
I don't like the "english noodles" if you know what I mean

do have loads of noodles

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I use vermicelli quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I also get random pasta
which is also going up in price

yay..

at the moment I'm slowly stocking up on cheap tinned stuff like beans & potatoes

it appears the age of cheap fish is over though, so not so much stocking up on that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Mmm, I'd noticed that.
I hope it all works out for you, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# I'm going to be realistic
the employment scene is looking shit

prices are going up, folk are getting dinged out of jobs they assumed would last forever one way or another

there's already squeakings about the government expecting crazy shit happening in the summer as the once entitled discover life doesn't owe them shit.

it's going to be fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I used to love their french bread pizzas.
They were as close to eating food you've seen in a cartoon as it's possible to get, unless you happen to be Mickey Mouse or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hahahaha, the cheating cow :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Well... *she* didn't cheat, per se..
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# why bring facts in to this
you clearly fancy her
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Trouble with trimbles?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# that's one sexy party!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# She's got google in her brain!
If that's not cheating I don't konw what is...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# SCIENCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I'm feeling lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# If she's so knowledgable
she probably knows the rules, and the student status of her team mates... so she's technically a co-conspirator.
I volunteer to spank her soundly as punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# with a schtick? or a baton?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# That's barbaric
No, with my hand, the way nature intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# yay! country style!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yeah yeah
she knew that man was a 40 year old accountant. fucking oxford students don't think the rules apply to them.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Well yes, actually
but I do think in terms of university challenge they should've been allowed to keep it, he was a student when they started filming the series, it's not his fault the production schedule's about twice as long as it needs to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Plus, he only answered like.. two of the questions
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# He can't possibly have gone to Oxford then
if he managed to keep his trap shut for that long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# the rules clearly state
you have to be a student the ENTIRE time, and he would have known he might be dropping out as he was waiting for funding for his PhD.

they should rematch with the remaining three Corpus Christi members, they'd still win
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Yeah, but, really
who gives a shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I care more about UC
than Masterchef
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I think we can all say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# They should just take all their clothes off
and flick wet towels at each other.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# or we could?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hell, let's us all just do that!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# 3 students and 1 cheat actually
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Minced beef filling for the win!
Although hams and cheese was nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# yeah!!
they're on the shelves already-that was quick:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# would...
fucking love crispy pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# bastards!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# What kind of koala cunt would do such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# fucking koalas should get raped in the face
COCK TUESDAY
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
ah, yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Where the cocking cock were you my main cockman?! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# It's a leap of faith
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# This leap of Faith disturbes me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# lol.
(drhellno would rather be playing Left 4 dead on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# MOO WITH ME
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# MOO?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# What would Jesus do?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# this is no time to get hammered and hang around all day, we need action!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# we need Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Kapwing.....
sig
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Cunning ninja stuff with Chuck Norris.
You're currently experiencing my 'When I become a vicar this will be how I get kids to come to church' plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# NINJA JESUS!
www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=2121
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Good lord, I've not read sinfest in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# He can do it with SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# We need a human bridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hmm, i see that as a small rock sat up against the wall
maybe the small restaurant people can shovel micro-food into his gob?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hee hee
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# somone build bob a bridge or cable lift
*edit* oh bridge done,ok,now cable lift
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# he sits and watches
*doombeedeedoom*

/guinness ad
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# No doubt bindun, but maybe not in such a 'come hither' pose...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely
makes me miss my Franmonster though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Eddie issit or isn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Ahahah
excellent *clicks*


(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# That's excellent.
WHat did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# thanks
i used 3ds max
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# very nice
lovely camera work, fix that loop though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# lol, yeh I wanted to but it was 3am,
dammit. Not enough hours in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oooh is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# haha no, just for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# fucking hell
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# this is the future
we will travel in wedge cars between bubble houses

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I've met him
He didn't quite understand that my digital camera could take video clips.
True story.
Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ta Tribs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# this works very well. excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I like this
It nearly makes up for the phone being jammed for over an hour, and when I finally got through they'd run out of tickets for ISIHAC with guest host Mr Fry, which would have made me a cheerful chappy indeed had I got some of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I got your tickets
so nerrr!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# can I have 3 please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha
brilliantly done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Bless you Toastie
*Secretly hoping for FP on b3ta birthday* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# this
is big fat hairy piles of awesomeness, with added sprinkles of awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# guffaw snortle
exquisite source innit?............:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# ooh yesh..
...wot wot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
#
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I hope you don't take pride in this
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
#
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Looks more like a penalty or a conversion to me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# amidoinitrite?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# WHY DOES SHE PRETEND???????
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Winner!

(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Oh christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# you nailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :-0
but it's a 'he'
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# :O SHIT
Mind = Blown
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's a woman dressed up as a lion
Do keep up
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Hurrah for Tina Turner wigs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# You can't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide your lion eyes
and your smiiiiiiiiiiiiile isn't in disguise
I thought by noooooooooooooow you'd realiiiiiiise
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# /eagles pedant
"and your smile is a thin disguise"

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm singing what I thought it was when I was a kid
hence the lion eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# relevant pearoast!

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# PREVALENT EROS.
I don't know. Felt good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# word, cap'n
long time little-or-no see. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Better than they have been
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# bad
missed out on ISIHAC+Fry tickets.

Also good: Have job and roof, able to masturbate skillfully etc. Life not so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Skillfully!
I'm thinking that involves a drum roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# which is surprisingly hard to do while gripping a length of vaseline-semared drainpipe
and hanging from a specially constructed swing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I'm very impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# I'm very fibbing :D
In other news, my attempts to rejoin the AWESOME and NOT SAD internet dating scene have met with annoyance and frustration. Tell me something fun to cheer me up.

(yes, you are my www.cheermethefuckup.com bitches)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# er.... 3 days till Watchmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# woo!
ok, that did the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# and for additional woo, I'm off home
Starting at 7 has its advantages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# VIRULENT EARSTOP
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# VALIANT BEARSTRAP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# VARIANT OARSTRIP
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# VARIOUS PATRIOTS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I BREAST RAP LAVANT
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT ABOUT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# ah, I see
I'll be a shit dad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Like that one off the fast show.
Just don't play 'saved your life' on busy road crossings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# And miming!
That's blatantly a male lion.
Edit: I were beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *spang*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *doesn't want him to fuck me like an animal*
No siree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Given his size,
he could certainly feel you from the inside.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I feel a bit sick now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# also this
www.canyouspothelies.com/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Haha!
Oh, internet
(__, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# i have a bad feline about this one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I'm getting very cynical in my old age
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# why is the willy gone from this picture?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Why, did you really want to see it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# just wondered if you were a bit para
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I thought it would be more appropriate to emasculate him
seeing as he doesn't have the balls to do the right thing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I say take the money, it's the government's fault.
If i was in his position i'd do what he's doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# i'd put a 700 grand bet on gordon brown losing the next election
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I'd rather have him then fucking David Cameron.
Brown may have one eye and be a grumpy arse, but Cameron is a complete fuckwit, he wouldn't run the country properly, he'd be too busy updating WebCameron, what an ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# im with you really
i dont want them torys in
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Well you saw the tiger in the last one didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# they have flippers now!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# LOOK OUT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Haha
I miss those
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Don't miss RPS though...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# faster than liiiightening...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Nothing cynical about taking the piss out of greedy bastards.
I'd like to see it ruled that he can keep his pension, but he must eat it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# If they rule against him keeping it it will be worse.
Mark my words. The first person to suffer will be the common man at the hands of the greedy companies.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I don't have a problem with him at all.
It's the mugs that let it happen I have a problem with.

He took full advantage of his legal position - show me someone who wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Gandhi.
Hitler.

Linda McCartney.


No. Gandhi, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I'm not saying he shouldn't have a pension at all
but his pension will give him more in a year than I will earn in 10 years of hard work.


...and I consider myself quite good at my job!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# so you have a problem with celebirties, sportspeople, MPs, people who have been in the army for 25 years... etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Come again?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# They'd all have a pretty big pension.
I think he's in the right to have done what he's done, if anyone got offered that amount of money per year after you're 60 until death, they'd take it. It's the government's fault and they're just trying to not look like twats bu making it look like they're doing something about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Hmmm
Well let's just agree that the Government have handled this whole sorry saga quite appallingly.

But the more I read about this the angrier I get. Apparently the RBS board DOUBLED his pension fund to £16M when he agreed to take early retirement (He's only 50).
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I see no cynicism
only the flat truth - bankers don't give a fuck what anyone thinks of them.

(good shop as well!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# dickless motherfucker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# it is not cynical to recognise inequity, greed, ineptitude, and corruption.
more power to your 'shop.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Peas for the millionth time
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# of
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# base
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# :D
THIS DESERVES A FAT PENSION:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Yowzer.
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# did he take too much honey?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Looks like it may be runny honey to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# yays *clickies*
Wher you been hiding stranger?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Been busy as a bee.
Just doing little art projects here and there. Not had much time for animation though.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# 'lo lil fella
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Haha this is great.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# shweet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# ZOMBEE!!
I NEEDZ LIVE POLLENZZZ!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Tuesday cocks up every bird
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# YAY DANGLY COCKS!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Wooooyaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
Christ on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha... top reflection!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# great crumbling fuckery
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Get rid of it!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# EPIC WANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Never ending cocks
Could you flip that and get him collecting them from t'other side and sticking them back on. That would be teh funneh.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# boomercock?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The Evolution of Gok


Click for bigger (73 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Gok!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Wa G'wan?
Gok Wan?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Gok Wan Kenobi
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Wagamama?
...
ooh don't mind if I do :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# this is not the belt
your looking for...this season
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Compliments on your username, Fether.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Thanks
It was an ecumenical decision....

Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Kill it with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# This makes me fear what will be next in the evolutionary path
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# If you look at the shortening lengths of time between each step...
surely we're overdue?

I think we have secretly evolved into marmosets but the government is keeping it a secret! OMGconspiracy!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# YES
That'd be excellent if he were straight. Why do I find him oddly alluring? Chubbyfancier and nice glasses, that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Entirely inappropriate cover versions
Islamic militant Abu Qatada sings Disney's "Hakuna Matata"



Originally posted here is.gd/lzZj
(mrangry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# did you make the image?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Indeed I did
Yes.
(mrangry, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Entirely appropriate
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# And why not?

(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Looking at this again

it's either a small tiger or a huge baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Water
Magnifies
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I'll go with that.
Also there's sound in space.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# And they're all going for the money
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)

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