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[challenge entry] Extremely limited with the sources I had available.

Even Blue Peter have been hit by drastic cuts!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# i'll have
2x blues and

1x "peter" please
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I have it on good authority
that most children's tv presenters march on the devils dandruff
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# you'd have to really, wouldn't you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# has she got a robot arm? Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hahaha
or tit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
`Geniarse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
goodness that IS a budget cut!

glad to see you removed the little school boy one..."scampy" was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# i don't acknowledge his existance
same for scrappy fucking doo
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# oh god
^this with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# have my very first b3ta post!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# all in good taste as well
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# here here
scrappy doo is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ninja Baby aproves this post!

(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# this wins everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# everything?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# everything!
...On my very small and limited stock conveyor belt
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# :D
i'll take the toasted cheese sandwich maker and the cuddly toy...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yes! A thousand times yes!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha
This is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Simple; thousands on CGI, or a £2.99 plushee?

Oh and if anyone complains about seams, this was done on paint you fucks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# is that the monster from their make a monster competition?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hehehehe
That is gleetastic
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That was one bad progarmme!!
And still ITV's greatest acheivement!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Pfft!
The only thing worth watching on ITV is the first couple of weeks of X Factor for the lolworthy misguided fools :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# I llike this.
(Jeremy Horse I'm the best of all the animals, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Hello
How far have you gone with this llove of yours, hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Well if it's double L's
Then probably Wales:P

The sodding Thama Thover!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# But it was like that anyway :)
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# God, that show was worse than Demons
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# demons was so shite!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# thats ace sir!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# £2.99 IT IS !
Thats an improvement on some of the CGI in season 2 !
(Tammytastic, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU'RE BEING MADE REDUNDANT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# if those people weren't so lazy they wouldn't be made redundant!
(this is sarcasm for those hard of brain)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Yeah,
fucking lazy bastards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I'm hard of brain
Is it sarcasm for me? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# no, for you it is a nice pony!
with a big floppy hat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# A pony?
I don't like them. Their claws frighten.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# that's ok, it's been de-legged
it'll never claw anyone again
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# They should be killed the instant they become unemployed
Lazy workshy spongers stealing my taxes
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# and their relatives too
for being related to unemployed people, IT'S A CANCER PEOPLE!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# All we need now is a repeat of Catnipp and his escapades last night and we'll have the full on Daily Mail forum right here
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# oh, what happened with catnipp?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# ...
This epic
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ahh bless
the real conspiracies are much funnier :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'm studying blinking.
I've gained information to suggest that blinking may actually be done by little invisible fairies who sit on our eyelashes and close our eyes for a couple of milliseconds during which time they go about their dastardly works. If the world can come together we can buy some ultraviolet ink and a little flyswatter to rid the world of these troublesome fuckers before they control the world. Granted, only being able to work for 2ms at a time means they're not outstandingly efficient, but that buys us the time we need to develop technology against them.

I'll maybe publish a book about them which I'd like everyone to buy. There are also t-shirts and invisible fairy keyrings, because I thought they were cute.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Did he come back last night?
Damn my needing to sleep :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I'm not sure, I left early too.
Meh, I like his pictures, but man, I've never seen an agenda pushed so hard.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# you could be saved from the killing
if you're prepared to take employment with the army doing the killing
everyone wins!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# some people aren't suitable for active military service
they can be used for target practice.

however, this will put the people who make targets out of business, but that's not a problem because it'll mean that people with target experience will then be unemployed

so they'll be even better to be shot at!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# and those doing the killing
will be able to earn huge target-related bonuses
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# quite so, the system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I was more going for the angle of
rather than the show being about hiring people, since it's the credit crunch, he could do a show about being forced to make people redundant as a result of budget-cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Mr Broon, this was in no way a slur on your work, which I enjoyed and would view again: 5/5
See here
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ah, yes I saw it after I replied to you and it makes sense now :)
I didn't take it as a slur, just thought everyone was getting the wrong end of the stick.

Vagabond, the big tory cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# No they shouldn't.
They should be kissed by beautiful maidens and washed by princesses.

Bisexual, supermodel princesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# "hmmmmm cut my bonus or sack 2/3's of the work force....?"
the decisions made by the "fat cat bosses" are so stressful, i can see why they require those bonus'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# they don't require them, they deserve them!
cutting 2/3rds of a workforce represents a massive cash saving.

With that kind of sound business planning I can't see any reason why they shouldn't get those bonuses :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
nice turn around :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# HA!

dieses ist für die Brettnazin
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You've had a Brazilian?
ye gads man!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Tu n'es pas mon chien!
Zut alors

Edit: In other news, this is begging to be shopped: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7925445.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# do it then
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# No you!
I can't be arsed, but there's no harm in pointing out a shopportunity to others is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# behehehehe


Click for bigger (210 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Christ that is disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I've had them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well pea this

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# these are exactly what you need for killing france
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hah!
Now I know how the French attempts to win the Napoleonic wars through increased needle-stick injury were defeated. If they had succeeded we'd still be filling in the incident forms today.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# haha!
oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# toap on a pope?
hanging from a rope?

smoking dope?

with his love he wants to elope?

but she left him and all he can do is mope?

POPE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Needs more tutorial
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It's Bring Your Wife To Work Day
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# or.. bring an image to b3ta day !
edit: hehe nice
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# It's bring your redex to b3ta day too!
Haven't seen you round these here parts in years!

EDIT *glees*

It's always sodding Ethel on the end that wants to get up to go to the ladies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I pop in occassionally
hence the broken coding skills...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Get some gaffa tape.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Crazy bitches
Heights is not for wimmins
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
".....was he pushed - no he jumped!"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha
excellent work!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# haha
nice idea.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# he used have spots didnt he?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# how would you know it's a he
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# the female has a more tender smile
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# and massive tits
i see you know your birds though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# No cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# wobblebutt wobblebutt :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Woo.. A plum with no plums!

* Have I not seen that before?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the classics will lose their 'edge'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh my word...
I...


I...


*running SPANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *Rifles Blunt*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Bunts Firlles
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# musket ball
..back of the head.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Bad Ninj!
In your bed!
:D

P.S. Love your Dodd Cotton!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Ta me duck!
I was hoping you'd see that. Did you like my 'Robono Williams'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Do not even joke about these things
The world is not strong enough
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Pfft
I noticed Dave+1 is now called Dave ja vu.
So you're watching a repeat of a repeat off another channel
but with annoying writing on the screen.
That fucks me right off. In fact I'd vote for someone who promised to get rid of that shit.
And mobiles that play out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably already happening..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# .
loose German
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# only got a fiver..
stinging fart in the eye?

(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# i think a thick nyc jewish accent suits her
not yorkshire
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# So if I give you twenty pounds will you give me a handjob?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# you're not very good at haggling
are you?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# your not very good at spotting puns are you? :P
the 'pounds' for pounding meaning beaten up

lolrofllmaoetc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# For 20, Jane said she will shit live on tv
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# yays

(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ...Faster then lightening...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffff
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# What's that kipper? Bad guys escaping slowly by boat?
just like last week...and the week before...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# What? That Kipper?
Poachers? Egg poachers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Quick, get Gentle Ben...
I think i'm mixing up my weird 60's animal & child vigilante shows
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Gentel Ben ...omg!
I feel Old! :(
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He was Gentle Bean!
Bean! Bean!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I hope you're jutting out your front teeth as you shout that
I wonder if the little freckley bastard grew up into a bid freckley bastard... *runs to IMDB*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# And the little boy grew up to become Samuel L Jackson.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Bravo!
What's that Kipper? oh. I think he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] dimbledimbly
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha! How silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# :)
I know, but the first picture of Dimbleby needed using.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Don't worry,
I am not complaining at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# haha great!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Compo it, it's Question Time following audio and time cuts.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# aye
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Brown!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Hehe, I like.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Human contestants are to be replaced with animals to reduce costs
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Compo that bad boy :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Too soon
this is 1994 right?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# 15 years isn't long enough?
Phooey! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# But nobody ever laughs at Ratzenberger getting killed at the same event
I bet he feels left out
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooof!
I'm laughing, but it's the laugh of seeing your childhood hero killed live on tv...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I used to love him when I were a nipper :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# One of those weird moments...
You never see an actual dead person on telly, then in the middle of the day they screen your boyhood hero's corpse being pulled from the wreckage of a 200mph crash...

I think it made me the person I am today... Err...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# senna?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Yip :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# TOO SOON MAN TOO SOON.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# yay,WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# oof
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# lololol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Yes
This is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] still twice as funny as the movie
(rogue pieman, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to love the Simpsons.
Now I don't love the Simpsons. In fact, I can't bear to watch it. What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
#
It pains me to watch them now!
(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# I still enjoy the Simpsons
but then I found Family Guy
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Family Guy.
Genius.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ^this
but I still wuv the winpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
Repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ^this^ all over
used to love it, but Family Guy is more 'my humour'.

Simpsons just feels desperate when you watch the new ones now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I still like the Simpsons (new ones)
old ones are dull, same with South Park and Family Guy. But then I can't watch repeats of many things, feels like I'm wasting time
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# The simpsons
isn't funny any more :(

I would much rather Family Guy or American Dad any day of the week now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Futurama > All
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Futurama was ok for a while.
But I am terribly meh on it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# yay for Futurama
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# American Dad?
The Simpsons has never been that unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# American Dad has
got so much better since the first season. In my opinion, it is better than FG now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Is she STILL a baby?!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] i dont think its bindun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# It's only just occured to me but they don't shut off any more do they?

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# havnt seen it in years
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# no
I miss the testcard channel :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I have testcard F as my desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# *steals idea*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# If they do they go to teletext.
I believe they stopped doing it about twenty years ago. Well spotted:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Cheeky fucker
a) I hardly watch tv at all and
b) it's not bloody twenty years because I'm only 25 and I can remember seeing it well into my teens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I don't remember it lasting that long,
but I do remember when I would occasionally get up too early for Going Live, or Live and Kicking or whatever and it would be on :D

EDIT: Oooh oooh oooh! Apparently it came back in January!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carole_Hersee
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# BBC2 does on very rare occasions but they only put Ceefax pages on
the girl with the blackboard is no more
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# i bet she wanders around like a younger version of henry,her fame dwindled,her doll ragged
and her chalk mere dust in the wind
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# She was on QI if I remember as the "person who has been on TV for the longest time"
70,000 hours accordining to Wiki
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# And she didn't even move once...
top THAT David Blaine!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# no, it never stops, ever
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# *sobs harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# EVAR!
*squeezes red nose*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Yes, so I heard!
In my mind you play the banjo anyway so it wasn't much of a mental adjustment ;)
What were you playing originally?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Double bass
I'd rather play banjo I haven't done a banjo gig for yeeeeears


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Why why why
I now have an image of Alex in A Clockwork Orange being forced to watch endless Coronation Street repeats THROUGH THE NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Not for challenge so i place here!

(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Trippy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# And it would still be better...
...than Deal or No Deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] And the crowds begin to gather...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D where have they gone to,hopefully itv will rid of them if they
already havnt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I like them.
Does that make me a bad person?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry] "...and then Toady falls over and then Harold Bishop plays his tuba and then Mrs Daniels does an art and then Dr Kennedy fingers Mrs Mangel behind the bike shed and then..."

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Budget cuts! Read the spec dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I remember when Toady was a tearaway
now he's an adult with qualifications and stuff.

It sucks when you get old
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That occured to me a couple of years ago too
I used to watch it sometimes when I was younger and he was first a young tearaway, then a 24 hour party student, couldn't be trusted alone for 2 minutes...then I caught part of an episode a couple of years ago and he'd been married, was working as a lawyer and was giving very sober advice to someone who was being a little bit out of hand o_0

Edit: Also, I saw someone who looked just like him drumming for a band that played in the same BOTB heat as my missus a couple of days ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# i'm a fat tearaway with a bad hair do
I've got qualifications coming out of my arsehole HOW COME I'VE NEVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ROMANTIC STORY LINES THAT ENDED IN TRAGEDY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

maybe that is the tragic story line.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# If you keep up with this I'm going to start demanding photos sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Is it going to do me any good?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# oh my, no.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yeah but he's adopted a kid who is the new "old Toadie"
I met the bloke who played Todie in a pub in Melbourne - he took the piss out of me because I had a dark sun tan but a pale arm as I had just had a paster cast removed
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha is Bouncer!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# it's still miles better than Eastenders
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I wouldn't know
I detest soaps.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# arf
if Toasty and Smallbrain are watching - Congrats both on worthy FPs


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hiya Moley! Where've ya bin? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I've been in Scotland taking photos of Scotch people.
You okay? Gout gone?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Och aye the no...
...it's still here :( Did you have a smashing time? Did baby Moley love it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I was on my own. Boo....
And, no I didn't have a smashing time; it rained, I missed my family and the plane pretty much crash landed coming back to NCH.
But I'm home again, home again jiggedy jig!
:D
Bloody gout! Poor old Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Aw bless!
Sorry to hear that. Home all snug now though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# This is how it's done already. And it's a channel 10 production.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft! Seems a good place to pea this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# you forgot ,omg gay sex
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# That is covered by rape.
YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN NOW LUKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha, spot on!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Tip top!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I caught episode one...
AHVE GOR URDS!!!! YUV GIMME UUUURDS!

seemed to be the sum total of the dialogue...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# pfffffttttttt.......
*makes skippy noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Too subtle?


Budget Big Brother. Kinda lost interest by the time I go to the LIVE bit. Couldn't find a BB font
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# haha!
I have often said of Big Brother, "If I wanted to watch idiots living in a house, I'd just sit in front of the mirror".
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# You mean I'd just sit in front of the mirror
you idiot ;)

Ning All!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# flippin' heck
i am an idiot
behold my stealthy ninja skills
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I'm so happy I managed to miss absolutely everything about the last two big brothers
I didn't even see any news coverage. Which is why I didn't know what a screenshot from BB looked like and so had trouble recreating it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# How come we've never hear you?
huh? huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Since the accident, my voice is only audible to certain breeds of dog.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I have that certain breed of dog and it transcibes all your conversations for me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Although E4 is one of the few TV channels I watch :D Apart from that hellish couple of months of the year!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# is it that it's a mirror?
if not, and you're trying to say he's watching a live feed of himself, then you need to flip the image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# 'tis a mirror
It's surprisingly hard to find source images of people staring at themselves in a mirror that isn't slightly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# He's your BIG brother?
You must be tiny!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# People do tend to whistle the Thumbelina tune whenever I walk by
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

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