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# Are you 1 are you 2 are you 3 are you 4 are you 5, 6, 7 or maybe more?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# took me a while ;)
ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# GET TO THAT BUSINESS POST FORTH AND HENCE WITH!
DON'T FORGET YOUR BUSINESSY THINGS LIKE A PEN AND YOUR TROUSERS!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# arf
internetz serious business?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# You said it!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Wow
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:37, archived)
# What a TANK!
Seriously, that is GHASTLY!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# hahaha
please tell me you sent this in to the show and this is unshopped...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# This could be a new compo
Try to get a b3ta meme on a birthday read out on TV
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# I've sent 3 in so far!
You have to send them in 4 weeks early.
Mine are due for Fri 20th March.
They are a little more subtle then the picture i just did!
If any i think my cat meme will be shown!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# :D:D
woo :)

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# this never ceases to make me smile


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# I like the donut one the best ^_^
 
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# hahahaha
This has to be done :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Out Of Balance
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Nipple twister!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# A Herman of a different hue . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# :D *rotates*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Anti-gravitational centrifical forces at work . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# oooh
*gets hypnotised*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# When you snap your fingers you will feel better than evaaaaaaaaaaaaaar !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Marvellous as ever.




(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Feeling the need for something comfortly different . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# i iz in ur computer
makin'nice patterns.......woo:)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Aaaaaah . . . I'm feeling better now . . . but I'll get over that too . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# triptastic!~
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Thimking is the best way to ravel . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# This is real shit
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
Hamtoucher
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Oh Hai regular
being a dick.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# well every place has one
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# shit troll
is really shit.

*saves thread*



Click for bigger (160 kb)



(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# LOLCHELSKI!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# haha
*glees*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# But sadly for you
the mighty Pool are winning :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# dirty thieves
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Are you watching the match?
If they play like they are playing now against you next week it should be pretty interesting!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I'm watching Chelski.
And to be fair I don't care if we lose next week. It will be even more satisfying to see the thieves clutching at straws and thinking they have a chance at the league.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# utd will not lose next week.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# UTD WILL NOT WIN THE LEAGUE!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Of course they will.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Oh hey, Connor.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# I think you will find
that I can actually draw.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Connor is fantastic.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Hahaha
fucking hell.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# this one time I asked if he could draw some poo but I guess he couldn't
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Haha. Piiiiiiissy.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# DRAW ME A BATH
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# DRAW BREATH.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# DRAW ABREAST OF THE SITUATION.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# DRAW THE CURTAINS WHEN WANKING
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# well, that may be optional.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# pfft

I do like some of his work though. I like people that develop a recognisable style.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# I honesly think
I've loved everything of Connor's I've ever seen. He pictures show skill, originality, and genuine charm imo.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# My child has the same style.
we are hoping he develops a bit of talent because frankly, it's been embarrassing to put them on the fridge.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Oh shut up.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# he's more likely to develop into a ginger tosser
 
NATURE, OR NURTURE?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# hahahahaaha
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I MEAN, STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, I'VE NOTICED THAT GINGER CUNTS TEND TO HAVE GINGER CUNT KIDS
 
PUT 'EM ALL IN CAMPS I SAY
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
the joys of "ignore"
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I should be a mod
 
I WOULD BAN SO MANY MOTHERFUCKERS SO FUCKING FAST
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# heh
i saw your note from last night. enjoy amanda palmer?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# You're Connors dad AICMPFFHGF
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# wash your mouth out with soap and water young man
i love connor's dawbings, he even did me a custom one for a chum's birthday.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Would you be happier if we put a formal name to the style?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# that sums up what i was thinking
I wonder if he has any formal training.

I wish my scribbles would look as good as his scribbles.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Top stuff Sir


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# i love this
always have...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking ace :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# mouldy StayPuft Marshmallow Man convention!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# You are winner.


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Yes!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# hahah, top one!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# not mushroom there
vewy woo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# brilliant comic timing :D
very very woo :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# I love that!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Ha, I like this

Reminds me of this pic I once took and subsequently mutilated
Shroom family
(cfb)

/edit: I meant this one, ashally
They have mouths now
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# silly
i've just been looking at your crocuses - vere pretty
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Ooh, cheers m'lady

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Would - Would - Would - Would - Would - Would - Would
Would - Would - Would - Would
Would - Would - Would - WOULD - Would - Would
Would - Would - Would - Would - Would
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# most excellent
id like to see them look above, animated, as something passes over

top quality work
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Oh hey, Ironman.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Oh hey, Chris.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# this makes me want to play an old computer game on an old tv
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# awesome
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# PEW PEW BLIP
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# INSERT DISK 3 OF 2

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# tutorial?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# pfft!
*tinfoils*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Happy B3taday! :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Cheers!
/late
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Nice work Baldmonkey!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# pffft baldy has far more talent
and is normally funny
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# O Rly?
We must know different baldmonkeys ;)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# can't touch this
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Paintmash time?


Did this at work during a quiet bit.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
click for bigger..haha...nice touch..top tip:use your other hand for drawing:)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# and don't use your other arm as a ruler
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha it's got a click for bigger :D
Don't worry, Doctor Dyslexia posts shitter stuff and people lap it up.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Why are you telling us? We're experts at shit images.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Tinfoil Hat Day vector #2
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# tinfoil!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Brilliant :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Looks like urban camo.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hard to penetrate !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bonus S10 icon
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Brillio!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# it's looks like a globe on your head
rather than the tinfoil
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] erm..
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ooooooh . . . a kinky slinky !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Is that a conveyor belt? :P
(Woo!)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# top slinky action!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Pffft!
Marvellous.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# rainbow springy
noice!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Top woo!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# oh yes!
boiny boingy brilliance:)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Hahahahah
I had one of them!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Nice
I never thought I'd associate Bill Oddie with the word Slinky.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# (: Puts a smile on my face
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Say . . . Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You fuckin' say it!!
;)

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# My tongue ith twithted . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# is that a song from Mary Poppins?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Coined; not in dictionary; Greek transliteration
So one might say . . . sort of . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# May be longest English word
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_English_word

Interesting article. Read it just last week!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Exactly . . . i just did too !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Gaaahhh!
Methionylthreonylthreonyl...isoleucine IS NOT A WORD.

Hmm. Also, (see gn0sis's node) here:

everything2.com/index.pl?node=longest+word
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# That node makes for an interesting poem . . .
Something about the word . . . node . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ohhhh groovy!
And satisfying my photo nerd needs, I've just starting using a similar camera to the one you've used.
Alls I needs nows is a bowler hat!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Does yours come with a lanyard ?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Yes, one layndard and a free physiotherapist
To put your spine back!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Cool . . . that should make for some great time lapse self portraits . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I find it difficult to stop looking at this.
Woo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# It's most definately looking at you !
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Fucking ace :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Good thing that there's no lens flare . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# this is more erotic than it should be
o.O
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# That's a good turn about . . . erotic camera magazine . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# i didn't think you needed 3 cameras for 3D pictures...
woo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# That thought crossed my eyes too . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# canna just say cheese instead?
*tongue-tied*..........:)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Only if you share . . . what sort of cheese have you got in mind ?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# thats a wiggle
I can only dream of superb stuff
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)
# How can this be overlooked?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# what's that in the oven?
something roasting? :P
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Fuck off.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# full of the joys of spring are we sushi?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Well a, it is shit,
and b it is a repost :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# one of which i pointed out below
i didn't know it was a repost though :(
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# because it's shit?
...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# it was not any better when you posted
and deleted it last night.

I've not yet figured out who's troll account you are but it's hardly amusing.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *nods knowingly*
bad, even by TOAP standards.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# if you're trying to offend people or be controversial
you're really shit at it and wasting valuable B3ta air

be a love and fuck off now, thanks
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *valuable b3ta air*
pfffffffffft.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# quick! Archie's sprung a leak!
someone plug him quick!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I'm not falling for that one again
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# reminds me of a peanut
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Why?
Because he isn't really a nut but a legume?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# No, because I come in packets.
Saves money on tissues.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I thought maybe it is because
you cause blockages in young childrens throats!

*runs away*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# What, salty?
No, frequently covered with urine.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# When Burke tells Ripley...
Ripley: Just tell me one thing, Burke. You're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.
Burke: That's the plan. You have my word on it.

That's the greatest lie
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha
good little new persn
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# You're ruining Cock Tuesday.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# FFS run Snowy!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# "Tintin was a dog fucker"
/Ramones
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Tintin (or how Lloyd Grossman calls him Tantan)
Was everything, but mostly a gay nazi
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Beep
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I find his lack of face disturbing...
damn, wrong sci-fi
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here everyday
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# You shagged one too?

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# every chance I got
/ex-girlfriend blog
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Ahh. That.



(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# what's your story?
apols. if you've already told it a hundred times
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Just a bit of fun at work.
New girl is a lesbian.
We pretend we are having an affair.
Both my wife and her partner know.
Much lols at work, flirting an' shit.
Only I knew she was a lesbian at first.
Loads know now!
Lols dying down.
Fun for a coupla weeks.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha splendid!~
it's the little things that make life worth living
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ... and let's be honest it started out pretty bad :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# pretty bad is one hell of a understatement
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# FOOT DOBBER
:D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Jesus H
I'd heard Obama's hair was getting white from all the pressure and stress at work, but this...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# "Vot is your name?"
"Don't tell him, Pike!"
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Davross Kemp
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# :)
and welcome new person :)

he'll be thwarted when Doctor Wade bashes him around the face with her handbag
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Bassey or Temple?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Bassey every time... *Goldfingers*
/are you lingering here for the same reason I am, waiting to see if he appears?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# who's 'he'?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
#



.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# I'm so very confused
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# that'll be the mercury does that...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# ahh, I get it now. Does he come on here at a regular time of the day now?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# it's been in the evenings of late
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Moooooooooooooooove closer!
Set my mind on fire!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oops!
Yep - sorry!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# "Exterminate summink!"


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# When he gets near bears (with in 2 miles of them) he goes "oh god bears, mummy!" *cries* *cries* *phones back up* "there are bears near me," "no they are 2 miles away from you, you are fine" Kemp beings to cry again and crying for his mum
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# I hope he doesn't see this, for your sake!!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha tf?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# he did a program for the bbc ages ago
He was going to sleep out with the bears. They put him on this island in a river, where the bears came to eat. They watched them during the day, when he was surrounded by guys with guns, come night when he was left on his own with a gun and radio. He heard them about 2 or 3 miles away, he shit himself and had to get the helicopter in to take him back to the base. It was so funny, he was crying
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
it's almost Jacob Dyer-esque

Love it!~
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# This is a fine start
I will not be able to look at Ross Kemp in Afghanistan now without thinking of this.

*Actually, I will not be able to watch Ross Kemp in Afghanistan, full stop.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# continuing on the theme from further down

edit: ah bollocks - meant to reply. soz about the new thread.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Squirty tits!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# that boy has got a problem with his ear canal
I am a doctor
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Oh yeah!
He's cumming out of his ear!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Pastearazation . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# HA!
It took me a second read to get that. Lovely :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and painful for the comp
Oh and a good 'ning to you all, I'm sure you all have smashing blouses on.

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Not baaad,
*cough* compo it *cough*
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Hahaha!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Newbie Tuesday... My 1st post


Saw the Strontium dog Millionaire post and became inspired... well not that inspired (as you can see).
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Welcome :)


I miss 2000AD :(
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Christ man, It was only one year!!!
There's been eight since!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# But I liked THAT ONE!
...hmmm....it was the year I started work in this fuck-hole of an office...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I miss 2000ad too
Well my dad stopped paying for the subscription back in 1997... and I was too skint to afford to keep it going. But, good times Thank you for the welcome
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I stopped buying it when it got more and more expensive
and I realised I had nowhere to put them all.

Now if they released every back issue in digital form, say, on a DVD, that I'd buy.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Pull up a seam,
shop a movie poster.

Welcome.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# But, but
It's under the size limit, it's your own work and it required a bit of effort!

Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

While you're there, take a kitten, accept welcomes and you're buying the first round (it's all traditional).
And have a repost while you're there.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Buying rounds wasn't in the FAQ!!
Christ... maybe it's time to bolt out the back door before the bill comes
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# It's... erm... in the small print.
Hidden behind an invisible, 1-pixel linked image.
And locked away for safety in the basement, in a toilet cubicle, with a warning sign saying "Beware of the Seamhorse".
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I remember that!

And woo Bob, you'll never leave :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# ha ha i like this
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# welcome new person :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Welcome

Have a pearoast
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Thank you.
Thank you all. To think, I was dreading a mauling... I guess that'll come when the L plate is off (eep)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# naw, you'll be fine, welcome, hope you enjoy it here :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# not compo, probably been done


you need to have seen the advert, I guess
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# :S
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# marvellous
also please allow to pimp my neglected Bush joke from earlier today
www.b3ta.com/board/9256424
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# There's an advert for Rohypnol now?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Lynx Bullet
saw the ad in the cinema, and every woman in the theatre groaned in synchronisation when the slogan came up.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# *buys*
*sexes*

also pills for amnesia -

pills
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# No good for Bob Geldof though!


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Very first attempt at this game ..


...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# yay!
PS it's habit-forming...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Yay!
You got there :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Thanks for checking out the finished picture, sir!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Cor, you've lurked almost as long as I did before posting.
Woo
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Phwor, look at the lurkage on you.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Brilliant
it's even betamax!!!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I wonder ..
How many people remember the Beta Max ,, was a subtle image add ;)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I've still got a betamax tape in a box in my attic!
G.B.H. live performance, really crap. Still got fond memories of my Dad's Sony C5.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Watched my ..
first porn on BetaMax ;) LOL!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# yey, thar she blows :)
And Paul Ross is an utter cunt.

"...this film is what everyone's raving about."
Paul Ross, who happens to be outside the cinema while tucking a wad of cash into his jacket - "IT'S THE FUCKING TITS, GO WATCH IT!!!!!"

Cunt.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# yes indeed, he fucking loves it all
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Nice work :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# that would go well on a 12 x 12 canvas from Amazon
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# hahaha, nice one
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Middle Age Mamms

edit: now with super Sushi Duck-Hat!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
HOT OFF THE PRESS!

DEVO HATS!

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# they could be Madonna bra-cups seen from above :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Fail!
They are not Gold ;)

Do you want a proper size one for your duck?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# how could I possibly refuse? :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# ha ha haa!
"waiter! my duck...it's...too big!"
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is lovely :D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# That duckling looks like a pimp
Or possibly Indiana Jones during his pimping years.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I simply must pearoast to this

(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I quite agree
how apt!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Heh.
I was reading about St. Bernard. Here's a picture of him receiving milk from the breast of the virgin Mary.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# WOA!
jetstream!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# FANTASTIC
I am eternally (hah) grateful for your having shared this.

SAINT BERNARD MILK FACIAL SHOCK

(contemporary headline from the Verona Times)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I reckon her aim's a bit off and it's going to dribble all down his tunic.
I hope holy virgin milk doesn't go sour.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# there's only one way to find out!
er...
um...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# also
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hmm....
That'll be the Christ child playing, 'I've got your nipple!'
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# ha!
practicing magic tricks then :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Lovely stuff :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# thank you kind sir :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Great . . . now that it's been milked !
say that five times real fast . . .
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Have I missed cocks?
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Fake!
It isn't blue
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Eyes like
a hawk
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Damn right!
My feet and tail feathers are quite hawkesque too
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
#
feet talons
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# pffftttt.....
just a peurile little giggle!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# this isn't right.
He's supposed to slap someone else with it.

unless I've been doing it wrong.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# childhood....back!!!!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# have some arts


(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# RIS?
Also, why aren't you wearing your hat? That took me seconds that did! LITERALLY SECONDS!

EDIT: Fucking have it! I am well proud of that highlight!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# canned dinsky
he was arts ist

umm cos I dont know how to add a hat that lines up, I is not IT type personage...
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# All you have to do is add it as an image
like you normally would! I made it the right size to fit innit!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# yes done it
oh yay my first ever hat - Ive made it ma top of the world
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I am going to make you an animated one now!
ALRIGHT?!?!?!?!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# i wanna make one now
these are the best thing ever

I have no idea what to do but its never stopped me before
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
Just do a print screen and line it up :)
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I like the underlying metaphor expressed by the can being open, thus rendering it useful, yet vulnerable
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Bindun?
Very quick and dirty

Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM VAN DAMMAGE
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Prepare for maximum
Jean Clauddeage!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# hehehehe nice
:D
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh noes!
He's wearing the mushroom-pizza gloves!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# pfftttt because if he doesn't....

THEY WILL FUCK LIKE RABBITS ON WELFARE!
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

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