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[challenge entry] Cut backs in the signing dept.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# At last....News reporting for the mainstream
with regular water pistol bulletins
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# He's more suited to Breakfast TV
So guests can sit on the Sootee.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha...
I can't understand a word he's saying...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# heh
you'd think they would have a robot that signs by now.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Nowhere near as glamorous
as the trio who do the signing for late-night music video channels.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
#
is that the adam buxton clip?
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Aye,
love Mr Buxtons videos.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
"her breasts were badly unbalanced and she had a nail through her hand..."

or something like that, I've notseen it for ages.

Muahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# :)
makes more sense to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# GNASH GNASH
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# I can honestly say
that I think it would be a bad plan to stick your winkie in that
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# too late...
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Unless you're Lorena Bobbits husband
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# ooh, careful
here you go:

'

edit: also, you'd think he of all people would be careful these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# If more people thought this thought
I think the world would be a much nicer place
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# awwwhosafluffylittlekittenthenAAARARGHGH!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Mr. Pookums
has gone feral!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Jeeeesuz Chriiist!
There's nothing going on behind it's eyes! ...RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY!! :o0
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# they stare right into the pit of your heart
like burning fists
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# A chip off the block he is. NOM NOM NOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# That really is an ill-tempered mutated feline
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# He's saying
WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApp etc
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# woof!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Nanasaur!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# with teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# yay! That was my wallpaper at work for a few days last week.
Now nobody talks to me anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# aw...cheers!
he's slowly rotting in the fruit bowl. It's rather sad...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# :(
stick nannerdog in a pyramid, so it can live forever!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# guess a photo's the next best
thing... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# That's fookin bestest
woo yay and indeed hoopla!
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# argh furby!
i thought we got all thoughs little bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Crikey
That thing is pure evil!
Yet surrounded by pink fluff it's oddly cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Cheap Holidays! Chuffin Ace!
This old tarty-bit saved hundreds of quid by spending 7 nights self catering at a Cornish Landfill Site! Clever girl! ;o)


(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# BUKKAKE TARGET!!!
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Sounds like something you can order in packs of 6
with a comfy elastic strap so you can wear it round your head
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# *readys the pork lance*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# On three, ready?
One...two...
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Cor...
Tippi Hedren's looking her age...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Bollox!
..Should have given her a nose-peg! arse arse arse!! fook it lol shaaaa mon etc etc.
(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# She'd turn into a cornish pastie
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Sun, sun, sun, here he comes.... sun, sun, su...ARRgaraghrAGRAhargr *frazzlefrazzlefrazzle*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# hurrah!
this reminds me of a perry bible fellowship

www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF041-Sun_Love.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Yes!
I have almost all of them in a zip file if anyone's interested?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# tragically,
the sun's face in the final frame makes me want to hug it, and that just wouldn't end well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Nooo... Sun you big burney bastard
back up a bit you fat get.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# This is all kinds of Yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# AAU at one AU.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# AAU?
I get the one AU bit.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Ace As Usual
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Ah!
Ta!
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I dont get the AU bit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Astronomical Unit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Aw....
poor sun was only being friendly, the big lummox.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
"Lummox"
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I imagine the sun as a big downs syndrome puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# or Lennie
from Of Mice and Men...

"I like to pet sof' things with my hands, like mice"
*squish*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Skeeepbadabooosunishappydadadoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Oh sun
When will you learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hahahah, Yes!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Aww, he just wants to
make friends. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# ALL YOU NEED IS TEA


burah dah dah dah dah
(I helped save b3ta! Brims Spurts., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Fucking hell that is brilliant!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Oh yes
this is brill
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Brill piss!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# I KNEW TEA WAS IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# we all knew
but one man had the courage to stand up and say it to the world
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# *puts on voice*
In Fall two thousand nine, this man will change your life, and THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# If he keeps drinking at that rate
he is gonna need a Reeeeealy long wee soon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Science!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# This is all the good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)
#
nearly forgot this

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha
best thing ever....love it:)woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# *cues Nina Simone
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Haha!
I do love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Haha yes!
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:58, archived)
# This is lully (earth looks like it has a been green beard)
I likes it and therefore cliked it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# Aw
I feel sorry for the moon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 1:03, archived)
# some silliness before bed.

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# SURPRISE BUS + SLOGAN
woo!

oops I just ruined the surprise
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahah : ) thats more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# :D caught me off guard that did
have a good bed.

in other news: i just gave up trying to drink the most revolting cider i've ever come across, bloody hell "rekorderlig".
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Scandinavian cider?, the two words don't go together
i haven't been a fan of cider in general since my 16th birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# ah birthday drinking
my 18th, my first, and last, wkd blue.

this stuff reminds me of that far more than it should, cider should not taste like apple tizer.
or actually be green.
"premium" my balls.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hah!
Didn't see that coming
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Do you stop in Poland?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# No, it continues throughout
Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# SHE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED
(bobbyflashley, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# She's a parent with not long to live
it's apparently funny
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# it's funny
because certain shallow people don't know her, and are laughing at the fact that her unpleasant media persona is dying, without apprently grasping the fact that a real person will die, probably terrified, and however much of a cow she is, that's not really something to take joy from. Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# but if she had Downs Syndrome we WOULD laugh at her.
(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'd laugh 'til I pissed out my catheter
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# So true
And yet so sad but true but sad...............sigh

I'm off to watch Short Cuts on Film Four.
*edt. Lilly Tomlin has just told Tom Waits to put on his real glasses (cos he's old)
more updates to follow.........not



a kid is about to get run over.....

his mom put him in bed and he fell fast asleep......
dada does not approve.....

Csaey says the lady that hit him was nice....

ok, he's run over..walking home .. feeling weird......not long now....


this is like Jade Goodey isn't it........


oh oh, here comes the birthday cake man.........




he's ok........ for the minute.......

Caseys' mom is freakin' out


tom waits' is freaking out

lilly tomlin is freakin' out

tom drives off in a huff

lilly doesn't give a shit..... tom is an asshole.....

EDIT... is it Lilly Taylor.....

ah no She' slilly taylor.....

tim robbins on a bike.....

gets rid of dog

kid is in hospital


mathew modine saays he has a blood clot and fluid on lungs....


lot's of shit just happened....


tim robbins hits on a clown

she is detachable...?

driving too slow...


she can't go....

"how many clowns can you fit in this car"?

Cut......

He's a son of a bitch....

why are you whispering? ( Chris Penn )

is getting spooked

by pool girl pretending to drown


Here comes the dead body......

"we should pull her out"

or maybe have a few beers and do some fishing....



enter Julianne Moore........................

Fwap Fwap Fwap Fwap....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................





(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# this
is the best comment on anything ever
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Well she was on the telly box....This means she probably does not exist
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I don't get the snake bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It looks like it's been vectored.
On top of that, it looks like a rather long turd.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# with a cornetto stuck to it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Why would anyone do that to a cornetto?
Honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# maybe it narked on their brother to the pigs
and therefore needed a lesson teaching to it
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# cornetto slaag!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I don't really understand why you've done this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake
Goodnight lovely b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Night Verity!
See what you have done now bobby? You've made one of our women leave! It isn't like we have many to spare :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Night you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# night night miss

I think I'm off too

byeee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# and bye to you, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Night Johnny!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# nite nite
actually, nite nite for me too

zzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# now I've got to say night to you, too
or you might think I don't like you.
Night!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# You make me sadface.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Today has been one long spectacular fail.
Wow. EPIC seamsnake.

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# This evening, perhaps
Daytime was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I was about this morning and evening,
I did see the top stuff on the popular page though.

Also - I missed your violin playing critter when it was posted, so have an extra overdue Woo from me.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Why, thank you!
I'll try to only post when you're about.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# You're not very good.
Think on that.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# somebody tried to attack her with a hammer
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7931705.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# It's a pity the cancer
hasn't spread to her clifford.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# haha
now that WOULD be funny
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oh how very droll.
Really. I nearly laughed out a kidney at the thought of a fellow human being dying. Slowly. Of cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# you'll love my AIDS japes series
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Re: community,Wanted information about belly dancing classes pontypridd
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# ahh fuck
I can't believe you've done this
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Edit: Thanks for the coments everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Oh yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# ah this is more like the b3ta board i know
are we back to normal business then?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# This has saved the night for me
loverly pawing action there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Hooray!
Clicked with my identical mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Yays!
Clever kitteh!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# This is lovely
Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# Huzzah!

's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# AHHHH.....
thank you and woo
*why do we come here of a Tuesday?........*
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Is it shopping pictures of lolhumans? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Hooray!
You've saved us! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Heh
So that's who was owning me on TF2 earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# He'd be upset if he had seen what was going on a few minutes before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahah fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
So that's why he needed a new mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# That's a woo, if I needed to say so BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Cheers!
Never had a mouse-humping woo before
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Fuckin brilliant lmao
Absolute classic
(KhohnJao, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Aww bless, they are friends, communicating after busy days at work


Your guy seems a bit more skillful though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'll take you on!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Yay - we needed fluffiness.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# woo to this click click

hmmmm, this is much slower viewed in chrome that PS led me to believe, but seems right speed in FF
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# aaaw----nicely done....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 3:50, archived)
# There are more dangers of teh internets than you think
For more info contact FRANKS recluse brother HOTGUY101 at superstud101@........ .com

(JoePesky, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# arf!
top lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# some news story i mis-heard, probably

(cfb, 1.14MB)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Was this the gyrocopter murder one?
A rather odd choice of murder weapon I must say.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# 'experts say it's like
a small helicopter' as they said on Radio 4.
I could have told them that!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Yep, murder
Other than the hunt-follower being on a private airport and the Gyrocopter had landing clearance
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# hunt follower?
I thought hunting had been banned?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# no. You are still allowed to
chase foxes until they can't run any longer. If they don't die of fear you can club them to death. You just can't let your dogs tear it apart any longer. That would be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# this
^^
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# evidently you were wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# of course, the fact it had been following the hunt for some time
and was under investigation shouldn't be considered.

Or the fact that none of us know much more than fuck-all about the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# I first thought that the gyrocopter was "Little Nelly"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# This news story confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Is it really cock Tuesday?


I scrambled to the random image generator thingy and 15 mins later my mind gave birth to this.. So um if it's not cock Tuesday... we'll just never speak of this again, agreed?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# "Wiv"
made me do a face wince....with the muscles in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# THIS HUMAN EMOTION KNOWN AS 'WUV' CONFUSES AND ANGERS ME!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# THAT IS NOT HOW WINDMILLS WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# We mustn't knaw on our kitty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# It's never been more Cock Tuesday than today.

Nice magenta TOAP action
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# What bothers me....
...is how long it took for me to see what he'd changed.

I'm worried. I can see cocks and yet not SEE them. This desensitisation can't be healthy.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Cock Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# waaaaaayyyyyyhaaaayyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# haha
pull up a chair, fuck a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hello promising
new chap, and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# I have a limited supply of material... zero
(I've never done this in my puff) But I'm having fun just winging it as we go along. Looking forward to the image challenge... the "wiv" was a bit lolcats... um, sorry about that, shouldn't happen again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Have fun
and join in all the silly games.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Ahhh don't mind me
I just get "spasmodic" around chav grammar
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# : O
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Kill it with fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# kill it with anything
!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# I think tiddles needs to go to the vets for a "sleep"
He has suffered long enough now...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# What the...? This gives me teh fears.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# *breaks its neck*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Aye aye!
with a twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Kill it with the Cheeeeeeeeeeky Giiiiiiirls!

This is LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Arr, the lens flare creature be upon us!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Here you are then.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# arrow cock
looks painful
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# especially on exit
i imagine it would lock in like a rawlplug
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# That's the plan
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Only for the girls
and only the last part
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# yeah please and purple types, rm 489 building f07 sydney uni.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# I'll send in Pam Ann
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# amazing footwear
shoe
(arslanzahid, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# that's a great picture you've made yourself there
...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Please make something yourself
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You cocktroll

This proves that you are a cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# WTF?
thats my own now..
(arslanzahid, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Really?
What programme did you make it in?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Looks like PBrush.exe to me.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# its mspaint.exe
.
(Miggyman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You'd be completely right...
Run - pbrush

*Ding!*
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah, that's why I've seen it lots of times before, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# why?
because you cropped the text off it?

go fuck yourself with a hot iron
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# ok take a picture of an elephant and give it a giraffes' neck and head
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# has anyone done a narwhal with a horses body?
i was thinking of doing that but i like the skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# spider's minge with a stickleback's ballbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# With postmans shins?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# what sort of spider?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# only 4 u
(arslanzahid, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# this makes me laugh
and it really shouldn't. damn giraffes.
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:53, archived)
# No, no it's not
But if it is, why did you reply to it on The site it is hotlinked from?:

March 7th, 2009 arslion Says:

waooo Amazing…
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# FAIL!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# cock off troll
this is ancient.

tineye.com/search/0a694b878fd753f037caba6496b89cf21a3f05e5
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Jade Goody?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# I just read that too...
*mindpissage*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Did you make this?
If not, fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# He should replace it with goatse
for maximum lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Well,
you made me do an actual lol

:D
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Yes.
Because everyone finds that hysterical. Such a shame it hasn't been done recently.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# ^this
but maybe a piece of fruit where the bumhole is, im trying to eat hobnobs here.

i suggest an apple
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# how about a nice bowl of.. erm.. "stuff"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Holy shit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# thanks!, you've put me off "stuff" for life
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# it's full of msg, aluminium and fluride
unfortunately they are the only nutritional parts of the meal.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
#
www.freakingnews.com/Foot-Shoes-Pictures-23574.asp
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Regular's trolling does make me frown
given their IP address should be quite visible to a mod, and given being simply annoying for the sake being annoying is a bit cuntish, all the accounts on them can be banned and the addresses blocked; i've done it enough elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I agree

Or, as I've said earlier: b3ta.com/board/9256028
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# Couldn't agree more
shouldn't be to hard to spot these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Congratulations you have posted something you found, well done, now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# i hadnt seent his before, its kinda funny
.
(Miggyman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# But you're shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# What?
Funnier than an unaltered picture of a television presenter? :O
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I'm sure I have seen this before
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# You are getting it wrong
That link does not go to the page that was formerly I Love Horses....

:D
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# did you make this?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# wow!
someone here has copied your idea already.
www.freakingnews.com/pictures/19000/Foot-Shoes--19042.jpg

and in fact it's all over the web. viral-tastic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# For some odd reason
that link wasn't working in my FF but this adjustment is: www.freakingnews.com/pictures/19000/Foot-Shoes-19042.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# You really aren't getting this about only posting WHAT YOU HAVE MADE on /board
So fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hahahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# my favourite bit of that movie was when psyduck hit clone psyduck
and clone psyduck hit psyduck

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# silly psyduck
i would like to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I do not have the means to wiggle about dvd's at the moment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Don't dis the duck, they have powers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Haha
And now we know what he looks like too
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Sigh
www.b3ta.com/board/9257878
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# yes this is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# no it's blackadder :S
I haven't done any red dwarf stuff :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# pffft
did i read right that are remaking or making another episode for easter??
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# I belive there's a new special.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# ooo
me likey...
that deserves a click
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# A click? *treasures*
tanks.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# You aren't learning very fast are you....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# That's what the british education system does...
but what can you do
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# There's nothing to learn
it's just a troll
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# with apologies to McBadger for doctoring his gif
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# normally
i only lurk at this time but have this from me :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# OMG people HE'S HERE!

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# yeh,
find a picture of a cock and a whale and, and a typewriter and, and a cop and a suspect and a horse and make a collage and then create a name for the image........ say maybe seeeeeeeeeemmmmms?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# you made me doodle


poorly
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# .
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF ZAHID
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# This one does not need a title


'ning
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# hehe
like a vagina
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Those wacky Swedes eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# nice
although I've never heard a penis being called a Volvo before.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# <insert penis-volvo joke here>
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# insert penis into volvo?
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# You haven't?
Weirdo.

Stay the fuck away from my Volvo.
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# This reminds me of the time I was taken roughly up the SAAB.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# to quote Stephen Fry
Why don't you take it in for a cervix?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# this was supposed to be funny
but instead it's just morbid.

ah...shite.

Buona notte, B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# he's naykee!
teeheeheeheeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# loffle
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# \m/
www.morbidangel.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# oh well :-)

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Hmmmmm
Baby Jesus pie......
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# how am I supposed to play the piano to that rhythm?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# just play reggae
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Does the original painting have the arrows, which you shopped out?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# ya ya ya ya ya
and thrice more ya
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# buenas noches tio
me voy a mi cama...

nice post, and a bit sad yes :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# needs more wet nappy or cdc to be funny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# what if the nappy is wet with blood?
it is saintly blood too.

*shuffles off to the bar*
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# christ, she's a right butch dyke then
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# she?
the bloke in the picture is a beer-swilling manly bloke* man-type. St. Sebastian is his name. Getting shot by arrows was his game.


*although well shaved, I admit
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# something about the unmentionables soaked in blood, menstrationlols.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# ah I see :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] No Photoshop necessary.
Do you think she costs less?


Is this just the beginning of cheaper limbless people on TV?

/hull

Edit: Sorry for the real crap entry, no effort and all that. But at least it sparked up some convo :)
(Miggyman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# You'll do well here
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Piss off
Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# You need to be funnier
and maybe do a little bit of photoshopping. Or animating. Or drawing.

And leeching is very naughty. Even from the Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# yeah i know
i cant normally contribute to image challenge because i havnt got an artistic bone in my body. But couldnt resist putting this one in.

And leaching yaay i know. Couldnt be arsed uploading it to my own server and shit.

You didnt find it funny? Then maybe this particular humour isnt to your taste.
(Miggyman, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Humour usually requires a humour element.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Please describe your humour element then
..
(Miggyman, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:15, archived)
# >:( *Internet rages*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Beg to differ

It's an image challenge. Capiche?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# twat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I'm sure she's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# once upon a time
there was an ugly duckling

and all the other ducklings would laugh at him because he was so ugly looking

anyway, much time passed

and he was very sad

till one day, a huge white bird flew down next to him and asked what was wrong

"Can't you see!" he sighed "I'm the ugliest duck in the world and all the other ducks hate me"
The large white bird pondered for a moment and said "You stupid cunt, you're a seagull, now take this knife and go cut them all up"
"MENTAL!" said the ugly duckling
"Yeah, now you're getting it"

And off he went to slice the fucking shit out of all the pretty ducks and he went off to join the seagull colony and as long as he lived, he always had a joyful time, fucking CUTTING UP DUCKS!! HE HATES BASTARD DUCKS!

the end

and they all lived happily ever after, apart from the fucking ducks, who were fucking dead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I may have to make a comic strip out of this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# *subscribes to your newsletter*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# this weeks recipie "surprised duck surprise"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# You've made the demon grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# i'd tap that ass
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Rubbish effort, but while on the subject....
.....I thought "is this a token presenter to up the disabled presenter tally?"
And no, she's very good.
My six yr old occasionally watches CBeebies now (more into CBBC now) but she's cool with it - why aren't the adults (he asks knowingly)?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# creep
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# What the hell am i doing here?
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I don't belong here
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I met him once in Westwoodside
He looked very angry, Debbie McGee apologised and smiled. I was hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# He gave me a floppy wand after a show at the stage door off Leicester Square decades ago
finding it in a box in the attic a few years ago made me laugh lots
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# He can be forgiven the odd floppy wand at his age
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I met him once here in Edinburgh
He was publicising his Fringe show.
I took his photo.
Nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Inspired by a sign on the door at work...

has bindun?
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Haha, but fuck me is that big
Edit: Mucho bettero :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Very nice work

:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I rather like this.
But you cannot overlook Health and Safety in the workplace.

Think about COSHH!

COSHH dammit!
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Control of substances hazardous to health! the bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# £5 for you
(AMadDayYes, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I hate COSHH forms, they are bastards, too many forms to get into labs !!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
Click here for a handy guide on making your images less crazy big

Edit: THANKYOU FOR OPTIMISING! *MANHUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Too brown.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I DONT LIKE THAT FONT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# You're a too brown
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I don't like your font.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# You stole my sig words for your words >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# no
this has not bindun

:D

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Hello chap, your picture is nice but is 453kb.
The accepted limit for still pictures on this board is about 100kb.

People get very upset and will say nasty things if this rule is breeched.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# good start
but the filesize is too big!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# oops :(
Apologies. Fixed now. 110kb :)
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# ok
it's still just a little over, but I'm letting it slide :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Good noob
*pats*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# "Spcock,Spcock, SPCOCK!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# cockscockscockscocks
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# But does it .....
*Resists urge to post cocktopus*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# CDCTHREAD DEMANDS COCKTOPUS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Oh go on then...
:("
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# yayayayayayay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Good, at least one person is happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I'm going to slip mine in here too and go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# SNOWCOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
#


click for marginally nicer
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Gave me a very reasonable quote on a 1941 Mercedes staff car.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:24, archived)
# when you ride with hitler, you ride with DISCOUNTS!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Hhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:25, archived)
# i quite liked your anim on copyright extension
best of luck coming out on top - I'm in America where we get locked up regularly!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Heh.
'tis bindun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Haha
In other news, since literally hundreds of people have asked to see what I look like without the respirator*, heres the second picture I took on sunday:



*noone
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# May you live forever ;)
It was a very sinister post mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# hhahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# hahah
that movie was crap
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# hahahaha
the scary part is that I can imagine this move
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt0078935/
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# I am familiar with cannibal holocaust
I was pondering that I'd like to see cannon and ball holocaust
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)

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