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[challenge entry] Apologies


(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# I see what you did there :)
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Halp!
How can I put this onto image challenge? I'm very confused!
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Edit your post, and see the little drop down menu that says 'this is a normal post'
amend it to say 'image challenge - font jokes'

Edit well if you knew how to do it all along why did you ask?

And well done for not deleting and reposting.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Cheers
does that mean that everything you enter to an image challenge goes on the main board too?
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# sadly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# now now...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm only speaking from a long held view
That there should be a separate board for the challenge entries to appear on. Exclusively for the use of those interested in challenge entries.
It negates the board flooding and the reasons for not posing anything that takes effort until a Monday when it might be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I like this idea, but would prefer a split frame screen so you could see both at once
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# already have that option here ;)


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# HI there
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# well hellooooo.
*tweaks moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Urgh, do you mind?
I'd just got that styled and set
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# haha.
That response was most unexpected and gleefully funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# re Edit
I didn't realise it was already on there, thought it had gone to wrong place when actually it was on both lol
(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# thanks
i get ris
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# If this isn't a Homer Serif/Omar Sharif joke...
...then I'm stuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I just want to see if I can make a typographers brain explode with rage.


(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# You're children will hate you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Already killed, cooked and eaten
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:30, archived)
# hey b3tans, would you be pleased to have fun with this?


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(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# are you asking us to rape your work colleagues?
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Please God No!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# they already look raped...
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# If that's what you want!
that's what'll happen. Thanks.
(Robutt Two pearls in a cashmere sky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# which one's your favourite wank fantasy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm not sure you should be thanking him...
not just yet, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# meh! I'm spent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Much bettor
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# haha
now they look like they have all come to work as the Twin Towers

hmmm. needs more jihad
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)
# NO it's a paperbag gang bang
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# they are double baggers
they are so gross
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# no, as there's not a looker in the bunch
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe her at the front
In a being made to watch emerdale so you start thinking who you would and wouldnt sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# would, wouldn't, have, have, wouldn't, WOULD, wouldn't, have, have
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# The Prof played a gig last night
and the drummer from one of the other bands looked like you.

He even text me when he was setting up to let me know, and pointed quite excitedly when they were on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha splendid :)

Was he any good on the double bass drums? Because that's the bit I'm quite any good at...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I don't actually know what that is
but he was pretty good, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# YAY!
:)

It's the fancy footwork, with the pedals and all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ^ What she said...

* Only I would change the sixth WOULD with the fifth wouldn't as she appears to have nicer tonsils to tickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# no. not really.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# oopsy...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# HA HA HA
good one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Do you have an embiggened version of that anywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# I'm sorry, I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahaha, grunty, you evil, evil man!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Pssst
www.b3ta.com/board/9268100
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# and indeed
www.b3ta.com/board/9268132
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Ah well, when you're done with it
put in a good word for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Honestly, pickle, you wouldn't want this job.
Hell, I don't even want it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# No, you're right
I'm just feeling all cynical and hadn't expected to feel this rubbish on actually being offered a job (the real one, not the one you offered :p)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Advertising.
It's a battle to see who it sucks the life out of first. The consumer or the parasite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Your title made me laugh even harder than the last time you posted this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# SPORTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# good. i hate Jamie Oliver
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Why does the guy at the front have half a beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# to be funny for comic rel
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ah, I see. So he's got confused between the definition of
"funny" and "special"
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# because his electric razor ran out of batteries. Because he's lazy. Because of a genetic abnormality, only half his face is hairy.
Because he fell asleep at a party last night, and he hasn't looked in a morror since. Because of his religion.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *delete as appropriate*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# use only a black biro, and don't write in the margins, as they are for offical use only
show your working on the separate sheet supplied.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Dom Joly prank
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjewWkmonE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# arrrggh.. .crappy internet - it keeps cutting out.
and on another note, Dom Jolly was outside my office yesterday, chatting to producer types or something
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
#
as appropriate

My work here is done..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# It's like when you go in a supermarket around christmas
and the shelf stackers are wearing reindeer antlers
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ^ this.... oh yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# *agrees with vigourous nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# too fucking true mate
too fucking true...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# What?
WHAT?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU WEARING THAT HAT ITS NOT CHRISTMAS.
YOU CANT WEAR A CHRISTMAS HAT IN MARCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# you have seen some very strange porn
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I blame lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# never seen it
or the cup one.
I have a will of iron when deciding that I have no interest in such internet memes.
Of course that does not mean I've not read all about them. That just fortifies my determination to avoid. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# thats put me off food for ever
got about 2weeks worth of to bur up then - then death.
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha
is he that Russian president thingy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# yes.
That is Leonid Brezhnev and you have no idea how much photoshopping is involved.

( Not that much actually but it's certainly not toap.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# i raise you.

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I have a picture of the former
president of the CCCP in his skids at a time when he was able to bring about the downfall of mankind.
You have a fat bloke in a bra. That's no raise.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# arhhh.... but this guy holds the key to the 4th Demension
in his bra...!
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)
#
Oscar Homolka?
(eyes, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yes absolutely we are your photoshop lackeys after all...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahhah! *now wiats for the Sardo Numspa one, as it's never far behind*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Oh go on then, as its christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
you're on fucking fire today

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Whut? Benchnegro?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# b3ta != retecool

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Bitenuker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# That makes no sense to me whatsoever

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I think he means geitenneuker = goatfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# It was the name of a new
microwave in the new episode of 30 Rock.

It may have been something like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# pfft
bankneger ftw!


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Oh shitsticks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *strikes down with the spang o' doom*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *great vengance and fUUUrious anger*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# *a l'oranges*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# *williams*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *bastards*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *everyone on the fucking 2nd floors*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# *JPRs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# I sort of knew no-one would get that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Wasn't she gonna marry Gerard Doopidoo...
...the French actor? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# That will be some ugly children
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# which are no doubt being photoshopped as we speak
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# yeah
Fucking tabloids!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# :D
also - I thought she was lady friendly... or married to Ted Dansen
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Oh fucking hell freebs

Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh christ.
Just. Bloody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# hhahahahahahahhahaha *throws spanging pan at 'Bobs*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# fuckin excellent!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hehehehe1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Why so curious?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# BI so curious
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# HIIIIHHHIHIHIIIHAAAHHHHHAAARRRHhhhhhhhhh
/buttrape
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oh Christian
You shouty shouty man
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Turn that frown upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# That works really well
I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Dear lord!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# that is bloody superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Arf!
Nice one Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Ta Sushi!
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
I knew that was your work b4 I scrolled down the page! Excellent as always chap
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha - brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# *teases with click*
Oh, alright, then.....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# :D
Fanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahahahahhaha, top shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ta Shtevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Nicely
:)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Top shop, but mildly upsetting
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
#
upsetting arousing
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# prrp
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Why is he standing behind a giant goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# because if he sands in front of him
... something bad will happen... AIDs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# You sod now I cannot unsee that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# he's supposed to be on the inside
he's on the inside of the goatse... with his back to the outdoors.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# That makes it far, far worse
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# It depends on which point of view to choose to take.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOLLYGAWPING MAN
HE NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET TO OPEN UP THAT GIANT ANUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# it's imodium
if anything, he's trying to prevent the anus from opening and spreading fizzy hp sauce all over the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Or over the bal-rug
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I've only jut recovered from cleaning up cat sick
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# yuck.
thankfully my cats haven't been sick for quite a while now. I think it's because they've now finished eating that plant.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I'd dig my one out but I'm busy ;p
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# is this a bindun?
or are you just constipated?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Toasty's an artist
He can work it all out with a pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# It might even have been an FP :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# raaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# nice leccy bolts
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You shall not pass!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# precisely
thank you for being the only one clever enough.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# So what was I saying in that picture above?
that I posted, in your thread, just to get on your tits, because, like, I've not done that in a while and I know how much you like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# I knew you'd bite. :)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# you are a psyche doc
and I'm a genius. If neither of us knew what the other was going to do then we may as well not bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# *triumphs*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# *ducatis*
...for good measure.

Right. W*rk. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Kill me now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# *loads*
*aims*

STAY STILL WILL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Comic Sans Solo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Ha I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# happy b3ta day!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# hippy hoppy happy bathday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Easily pleased ;)
Happy flaming icon day
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *doffs chapeau*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
#

(Filename it)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# without filenaming..
parcel marceau?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob Marley would approve
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Shit!
He just shot the deputy! HE'S DOING IT WRONG! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# man with coathook for leg shoots cowboys and letters
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] He Proof-reads & approves!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# excellent
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Still doing it :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha
We've all done it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Oh yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# ZOMG! tribs has turn into the Churchill insurance dog!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oooh yesyesyes
Hmm, wonder if that's been rule 34ed yet.

"Oh yes.
Oh yes.

Ooooh yesyesyes."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *hands tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# indeed
but have you ever lost your keys or wallet and then thought "ooh I know I'll ring it" before realising that you can only do that with mobiles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Or:
bash.org/?80601

or (similar):

bash.org/?81295
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# No!
They didn't, did they?

I'm really sorry, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Damn
Sorry to hear it Philip, wishing you the best of luck on the job hunt.

Rare make shit games anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# this is true
you don't want to work for them, you want to go get a job at Rebellion drawing Judge Anderson, Hershey and Venus Bluegenes all getting it on.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Or MacDonalds.
I hear they are hiring. I have no idea what their petfucker policy is though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Is tempted
But wont pearoast Ronald Mc Joker
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I wanted to get into the games industry
But lack of cash forced me into whatever I could find.

Now because the company I work for uses such an obscure programming language I am pretty much stuck in the finance/healthcare industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# it's never too late to change job if it makes you happy
that said, I left the games industry 4 years ago now. It was shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ^this
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# It is when they won't employ you due to having
"Irrelevant experience" I mean seriously, you tell them what you do and they are really impressed, they then ask what language you work in (Caché ObjectScript) and they look at you like you are a leper.

And I don't fancy working for even less than I am now for 2 years to retrain.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# I know exactly where you're coming from with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# back to the begining?
Rare are clearly a bunch of tosspots and I will hence forth boycott their games
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I will join this boycott!
actually wait - have they made anything decent?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# doubtless while JJ was working for them there was a golden age of incredible games
now they're shite...

I suppose it depends how you feel about bandicoots.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I worked on Perfect Dark Zero and the latest Banjo & Kazooie.
"Golden Age"....yeah. right.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# well - just be grateful you weren't working on the Golden Axe
remake - which I've heard is shite
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I fucking knew it
Did you give Joanna her perfect norks and bottom? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Nope. I had to draw cowboys.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Cowboys with tits?
Or the regular kind (excluding brokeback mountain)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Sorry to hear you lost your job
That's never much fun. But I can't imagine you'll have much difficulty finding another one :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Perfect Dark Zero was quite good in the day
But the lack of huge tits on every character since has caused the problem!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# i do this all the time :)
sorry to hear about the job
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# that, sir - is why wacom drawing is FTW
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# The amount of times I tried gone to press undo on paper.
or wrote something and been pissed off that I can't copy and paste.

Paper is shite!
(waxdart hello., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hmmm
Tablet?

Sad to hear about Rare. I stopped buying their games years ago when they started becoming same old stuff

...Might have had something to do with Nintendo selling them...

Anyhoo, any Friday Chloe today? It is Friday after all.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Exactly! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Back to SA1!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Quite interesting to see
how Pip has changed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Ignoramus
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Ahhh, BOLLOCKS
Sorry about the job lady :(

I know you'll be fine but it's still a weird job market to be going onto. I've just this minute had a call back from an interview this morning, loved me, want me to work for them...2 days a week.

GAH. I need full time hours, you know I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *employs as full-time Executive Jessie*
It's a new job role, don't tell anyone, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Meh. I've always thought I couldn't deal with just being 'given' a job/salary
it doesn't fit with my image of myself and somehow seems to imply you couldn't earn it, even though that's obviously not always the case...

...but recently I've been dreaming of such an opportunity. I know I have loads of widely applicable skills, and a great work ethos...I just can't get the opportunity to bloody well prove it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
That's what I was trying to get at: to provide the opportunity. Sorry, I didn't mean anything other by it.

I seem to be saying wrong thing everywhere at the moment. :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Nooooo!
I wasn't meaning anything by it, you're being lovely as always, I was just continuing the point to say 'much as that's a joke...these days I kind of wish'. I didn't take any slight from your comment at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Oh good, I was worried.
On the other thing, you don't honestly think I *earn* my salary, do you?

C'mon....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# good luck on the job hunting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:41, archived)
# *puts tippex on wacom tablet*
fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *wishes he could afford one*
(or have the drawing talent needed for one for that matter...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hahahhaha, yup, been there, done that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Release the Denizens on them!
BTW, you got 2008 as the year.
(REWRITABLE, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ooh. Thanks for spotting that.
I was using an old template.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# reminds me of myself
but with more eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A font walks in to a bar, and the barman says...

...sorry
(linedamage, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# That is woo
damn long pauses do not work on b3ta format.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
#



;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Why the long pause?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# doughnut headed fish boy
face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# THORRR!
Where ARREEEE youuuuuuu?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# he's with Scooby Doo
they're solving mysteries.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Zoiks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# :D
I was always Fred of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# i was always daphne
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# you'd get it ya minx
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# He was here yesterday.
He said Andrew McDavies will be back soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# oh
damn - i missed him
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# He was only here briefly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# hhahahahhaha, oooh, that's almost painful :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
#
www.snipurl.com/spang followed by www.sadtrombone.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pffft
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

/crafty pearoast of one of my very first images ever for this site
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Oh
... get it? 'O'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# tj: bread and butter are utterly win
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# yes, but bread and butter pudding is not.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Not as win as Bread and butter with bacon in the middle though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# in the grand scheme of things of course not, but ive just rediscovered the simple joy of a thick doorstop of bread covered in proper butter, salted, naturally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Oh god, this
I was like 'meh' until you clarified, proper bread, crusty, soft and fresh, cut thick...with proper butter spread liberally on...*drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *imagines a world where bacon rests betweix a slice of bread and the butter*
MADNESS! Fresh madness...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] This may be too subtle?
Look at the 1 in 2001. Look at it. It's badly kerned, alright? Space. Odyssey. Do you see? DO YOU? For Christ's sake, I might as well jack it all in and go and shoot up a German school or something
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# a rocket urchin?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# NOOOOOO!!!!
The clue is in the alt text.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha.
Shooting Germans....
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# *loads tranquiliser gun*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Best alt text ever...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay subtle.
Homeopathically so.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
adjective of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ayethangyow
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i got nothing i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *applauds Alt Text usage*
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# hmmmm
this makes me itch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# *prods*
www.b3ta.com/board/9267344
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# right...
are you going to answer or are you just teasing me that I've had a question hanging since 11:55?

Also - I just spent too much money on Whisky.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# That is a self-contradictory statement,
one cannot spend 'too much money' on Whisky.

SImply can't be done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Yes it can, and I'll prove it:
spending more than £0.00 on Bell's or Teacher's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# They hardly qualify as paint-stripper.
So I must disagree with this premise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# that's not whisky
that's like saying Lambrini is a sparking wine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ^ what this wise man said.
with added - 'anything derived from grapes and produced in the US, Australia or New Zealand.'

That's not wine, it's filth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# mmmmmmm
Bordeaux... white Bordeaux...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I rest my case*
*several cases, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I don't know, I rarely if ever drink anymore.
*shrugs* watching your dad almost kill himself with it before your 25th birthday will do that to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# It's not about quantity,
quite the opposite. And I completely get what you mean about your Dad, bless him, it's a kind of 'less is more' approach, pickle.

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Yes, well aware. I wasn't always so sensible.
Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "less isn't more, more is more" - john Carpeter
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# And look what happened to his film-making....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I very much imagine it would do that yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# okay then
.. more than I can currently afford sensibly...

also - it's for a pigging present so I may not even get a wee nip.

/too good to his friends . com
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Awww, you lovely Prof.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You'll like this I wager...
www.design-police.org/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Meh, I'd still have liked to have gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# i wish i had the money for it :(
only seats i can afford there's no point in getting, might as well just wait for the DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I thought
Come round to mine and watch it and we can dance about like twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# hell yeah...
can we dress as zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Of course, but we'll have to go out then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I've got mine for January.
JANUARY for fucks sake? Will he even still be alive then?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# I highly doubt he'll make it past the first show
I'd love to be proved wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# At least by January I'll know what I've let myself in for.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# what I want to know is
how people manage to pitch a tent on the pavement... those must be some impressive tent pegs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# You!
In answer to your earlier question...

Very good, very good indeed. One or two small issues, but a solid 8.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# pleased to hear it
and do you feel that the IMAX enhanced the experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Well, it was big, and quite loud.
So, overall, yes.

The one problem is that it makes cinema viewing quite a challenge, because you have so much more area to keep track of.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# No point in getting?
The o2 is ace wherever you're sitting!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# whatever, phone boy
go and shill some more phone you corporate whore...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# I want to click your fucking face in
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue369/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# charming
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha!
You know, you really need to update your blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# well that's all my work done for the day, then
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# alarming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *goes off to read newsletter in hope that there is a new compo selecta*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
You'll make him cry you wicked thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hehe
all meant in the kindest of slightly disappointed ways.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Looks like mercury/aspartame poisoning
Damn you, Hedgehog from Hell, it's all your fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# it is, fucking chemists
they're out to get us.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# lolfonts was my idea anyway
poor old fraser
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# The Suggest a Challenge page certainly implies a little more democracy...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/

anyway, just a little fun...

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# nope
the b3ta isn't run on democratic model and never has been.

we ask for suggestions and we run lots of them, but we're not fixed to doing that if we fancy doing something else.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *suddenly springs from utopian daydream*
I know roughly how it works. I'm just being faeces-ous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Damn you Rob.
You are turning Fraser into the Comical Ali of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *starts writing angry letters to the Daily Mail about the subject*
"The owner of the site, Mr. Rob Manuel, was unavailable for comment."

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# too right
there's absolutely no reason to talk to journalists unless you've got a product to sell and need the promo.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Cheer up chicken.
Ta n'all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# OMG THERE'S A LASS GETTING HER DOOBS OUT!
... and there's Rob's face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oh god.
The Obama paintings are priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# New desktop!
iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images/4.jpg
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun
(Jowellzzz His power is maximum., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Aw, I'm sure they used THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ow yessss

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Have something I've been working on...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# this is especially appropriate as it has turned out that one of my housemates has been nicking the money we've been giving her for bills
she now has to find about £500 before the end of the month. stupid cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Of all the people to nick money off
why the people who know where you sleep?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# i did make this very point, in very similar words
to the effect of "your door doesn't have a lock, if the money doesn't reappear before the bills are due I will remove items to the value of the amount owed and you'll be able to reclaim them from cash converter at a later date"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Well done, boy marvel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
items organs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha in future i'm getting you in as my threat script writer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# You think a student has anything
that cash converter will give you £500 for?
I'm sure I told you in the past that you need to either kill these housemates or go live on your own.
And that, if I recall, was just over the lack of washing up done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# this is a different house now.
they're cleaner this time.
this new one isn't doing geordie stereotypes any favours really.
next year should be better as its just me and my mate in a smaller flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Stereotypes eh?
So she's a Geordie. size 10 clothes on a size 16 body, lying on her voluminous back in Bigg Market, surrounded by a steaming halo of her own vomit, slurringly offering to give passers by a blow job for the price of a kebab.

Ah, I loved my time in Newcastle.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# good fucking christ... have you met her?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# and shit on her pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# And have access to the fridge where you keep your food.
I'm just saying, is all...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9188449
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Some bastard nicked my promo Guiness bartowel
from a shared Halls of Residence kitchen.

Never forgive, never forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# some spanish bastards stole my frying pan in halls.
one day i shall turn the entirety of spain into a glass crater for their sins
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I would LOVE to see that war crimes trial
"Your honours, the accused wishes to plead not guilty to 46 million counts of first degree murder on the grounds of provocation."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
#
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# She needs to lay off the

What a dumb thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# you are brilliant at drawing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I've had anal sex once.
The only blood there was menstrual.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# You tell the cutest stories!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I know
I wrote a sonnet about it, but I ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# .....right.
/gayblog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# what was that doing up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# trying to practice for my next time with you.
Edit: oh, I thought you wrote "what were you doing up your arse"


Now I understand, my response is:

pffft, hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# What's the Joker doing with Donnie there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# why.... so.... heterosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Heh, I was just wondering

Wake up....
/Frank voice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Why so curious?
(Jowellzzz His power is maximum., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Young Morgan loved going shopping...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# And looking very snazzy too
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Like a twinkie
like a twinkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Aww, bless
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# I've just been looking at some amazing colour photos from the 1940's
posted on the links board, stupid as it sounds- it's amazing seeing this kind of photo/context with full, original colour.

I don't think I've ever seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# *makes notes*
Do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# haha
beardy child
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# There are women from my land, Christian, with such beauty, that you would be willing to die for them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# look at him, always ready first and waiting by the car
bless.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Paisley Pjamas


This is the future!
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# build it and they will come
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# come on Paisley?
eughhh
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hehehee
Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I have just seen that lego stop motion thing you put on /links yesterday...
I can honestly say I have never seen finer. Stop the internet - it's peaked.

Presume you sent it to the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# That's what I thought
*sends* have now
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ordinarily I don't bother with anything longer than about 90 seconds on /links...
Goldfish attention span...

But this had me from start to finish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *turns the Manleydar on*
bip






bip






bip
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Ah yes - cue the 1Mb Paisley gif...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I can't see this because of
work filters, but didn't you post this last night?

edit: my mistake, I've manged to get round them to see the image. Apologies. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Different Paisley PJS
No it's a totally different pic!
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Pjs



That follows on from last night's posting (see above)... after which I had a terrible dream that I was actually wearing PJs with Paisley's face all over them... Scary stuff!
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# early pre-production photos from Tron 2
heheheh, nicely done, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# haha!! 'invests'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Made from polycotton, so they don't need Ianing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# haha what
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# My pyjamas don't have an integrated head & neck cover
I think they may be broken
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# The Future
That's cos it's the future! The future, I tell ye!
(whatwasithinking, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Brand diversifying

Image challenge suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Aw, pretty builders
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Youch!
:D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :D
I put concrete in my eyes cos it makes me look hard

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# #59
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Hahaha, ain't that the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *pushes in* exscuse me.....
did you see this earlier?
207.44.242.20/board/9266657
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Excellent!
Love that boxer chewing the shoe. Awwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hehe
so true :)
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahahhahaha, very true to life :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# but it's privatised it must be better...
oh right you are then.

woo satire :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Woo to the motherfuckn' yay!
I need to catch a train to Blackpool from Euston in two weeks time. I'm thinking about leaving now to get to the station in time*

*Edit: This would make more sense if you knew that I live at the arse end of the Met line.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ouch.... you'd probably be better off walking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# The REALLY funny thing is
that I have to travel from my home, into London to catch a train which will go past the same freaking platform I was standing at to catch the train to Euston in the first place!

Same on the way back. I'm thinking of pulling the emergency cord near my station and jumping off the train
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# could you not change at birmingham new street and catch a slow train?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# You live near me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Not quite as far out but just up the road from you, yep
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Phwoar *stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# What makes you think I haven't been stalking you already for weeks?!
*conceals night vision goggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Next time you do, let me know
and I'll pretend you're not there, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# ;)
Tries to find the Family Guy video with Stewie and Jesus but YouTube has failed me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Was it anything like
This?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# it'd be quicker from the junction to euston and back out.
unless its from as far as amersham
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Yes, it would
if I could be sure that the trains from Junction would be running at all. The service is so sporadic I've seriously considered getting a taxi to Euston.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hmmm, it has been quite shit these last few weeks, yes.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# ppffft
wait, I don't get this because no everyone in the world lives in london, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# is this a PUBLIC TRANSPORT thing
i got buses once and they were late sometimes HEH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hippy


also, dawn of war 2 gets a bit repetitive after the hundredth mission on the same map. i am a bit disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# haha yeah there's like eight maps
i didnt get bored of them though on the hard difficulty levels.

the ork campaign should be fun, i think that's up next.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# that sounds better, i'm much more of an ork fan than marines anyway.
i think its because i didn't realise you don't have to grind through every distress signal that comes up. i'm going to start just concentrating on the story missions i think. as it stands its a very clever game but i wish they'd put as much into the level design as they did in DOW1. essentially I'd be happy with something a bit more like Dark Crusade.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I always preferred the Imperial Guard personally, though they're not even in the new one are they?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# they'll probably be in the first expansion
guard will probably be my next army i think, www.forgeworld.co.uk/acatalog/DEATH_KORPS_OF_KRIEG.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# They're all very Helghast those models.
The only problem with Dawn of War is a bet you can't select which model sets to use or anything can you? So you'd probably just have the standard 'bloke with hat and sword' imperial guard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# in Dawn of War i think it was predominantly Cadian if i remember rightly
apart from the Death Korp and Valhallans they're probably the coolest
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)

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