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# Kickball tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Whoa
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Nawankwo Reeves :)
He would pass out, because of his dodgy ticker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# *Air guitars*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It was hell-vetica.... oh christ...
(Daimonion, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# times were hard
the system was corrupt
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# this deserves more posts!
have a click too
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# What they said!
oh shucks...
(Daimonion, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# HADOUKEN!!!
I have never played Street Fighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# What gave it away?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# The guy in the bed
also you said you'd never played streetfighter
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Oh okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# haha
this is excellent! gd one
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# que?
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Crikey!
I dreamt last night that I was drinking champagne & doing coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I dreamt last night i had too much to drink on an empty stomach
and had a blazing row over the word "same" and it's various implications
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Imagine my disappointment
on waking and having to make do with Tetleys.
On arriving at work my boss has asked ME to write 'a brief overview' of my job.
Things are not going too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# last night i had too much to drink on a empty stomach and had a blazing row about Australians
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# I've got it, but i dont know how to play it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Just mash the buttons
usually works with fighting games
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# The thing thats missing from it is zombies
and time travel
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Most things are improved by zombies
except my dreams *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahhah! "Oh boy!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Disconnecting higher brain functions...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Best of all the animals!
Wooage.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Arf
They're bringing back ILH, look!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# i stupidly clicked the link!!!
thats 7 times now... :(
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# BEST
OF all the animlllsssssdaisy daisy
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# My God, it's full of posh girls and grooming paraphernalia.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# wooo
and lovely, a nice addition to your artistic rendering of the pod bays doors scene yesterday.

have many clicks
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# 'ningulations of sporidge :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# 150% ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Falsehood
I would estimate it at 152%.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# denied!
152.220 to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# ARGH
The Angle of Death!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# haha yipes!
that sounds dangerous. *oscillates*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# i think you have the best sig on b3ta
it makes me smile every time i read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# hehe
It is just a bastardisation of something Dr Seuss' The Lorax says. I like that book :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# god, I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Cor, yes, this.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# b3ta, today appears to be the first day of the year with more than 12 hours between sunrise and sunset!
Everything's going to be okay.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# yay :)
wacky shit!
always a good way to start the morning.
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Superb as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# jesus matromony...
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# love that
drawing!

awesome (in the most literal sense)
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Phwooaar
Sexy stuff Kallus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# I understand this overwhelming feeling of “being back at square one”.


You must understand that square one is the only square and you’d better get ready to be at square one forever.

We will constantly progress yet constantly remain at square one. How could this be possible? It is more than possible; it is the only truth. We remain at square one because we got it right the first time. Square one is the right place to be and that will never change.

gronkpan.tumblr.com/

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ZEN: THE BOARDGAME
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# there are no dice. dice are worthless counters of unquantifiable measures.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# if you need pieces to play you have already lost
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# stop saying square one.
Nanaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# You need to learn how to eat, breathe and sleep in square one.
don't hate your confines. this will only hurt you in the long run. embrace your structure. square one is your structure and your structure will remain at square one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# i posted it on my blog so i can refer back to it if i need to
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# If you square one, it equals one.
I'm on sphere one.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# FOUR PIE ARE SQUARED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ULTIMATE MIND OVER ULTIMATE MATTER.
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Wise wise words
truth is being spoken by you now and here
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# The special effects let it down
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Yay seamwatch
They still haven't fixed my watch you know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# shut up Ben Affleck
its not like any of your films are any good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# haha!
office lol (i am on my own tho) :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# That's the Ipswich Odeon!
*used to work there*

It was closed down. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# haha!
would wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Is it just me, or do these two look awfully similar?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# mnnng
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# In the way that they're white males over the age of 50.
OH MY GOD IT'S KIRK DOUGLAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# RACIST
"they all look the same to me..."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah, damn crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i got called a honky by an old black man in america
i've never been on the recieving end of racism before. it was weird
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you must be english then
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# white, middleclass, male, born in surrey
pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# not that being called sheepshagger or anything can really be called racist
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I've had it quite a bit
the asian lads in my town hate:

white girls
jews
people with money/class/education.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# but wait! you're all three! does that cancel them out?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Apparently not.
It makes me all sorts of words I don't understand, a few I do, and also emminently beatable *points to scar going round her left eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :( that makes me sad
pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# That's alright
if loads of women hadn't appeared from nowhere to worry about me and mop the blood up I'd have fucking killed him. There's a reason he ran.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# like Gurrah
Puddhi
Ma-chord

by any chance?

spelling guaranteed to be incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I can't remember
it's been some time since I've ventured towards the shittier parts of my home town, to be honest.

Always answered with a hearty 'I think you'll find that's pronounced 'one of the chosen ones', fuckers....'

either that or 'dare-ma sale muscleman guttro', which I haven't used in a while as I can't remember what it means. A mate taught it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# but you don't even look jewish though *confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
मैं एक बहुत बड़ा लिंग है. यह तुम्हारे लिए है.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# If someone's taking the piss
I'd rather be aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I do with black hair
which I had for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'm none of those things and not even Asian.
I've never needed a Venn diagram more in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# all the things they want be
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'd quite like to be asian.
I could go outside in the sun without having to cover myself in factor 4 billion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I tan straight away in the sun and don't burn
But I have to put on the factor 4 billion on my face, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# A vegetable?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Best moustache I've ever seen.
And the beardy bloke from American Chopper's isn't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Micto's beats both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *flickr bash pools*
You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I know.
I've not seen it in person, but I'd love to. I find the man cuddlable enough as it is, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# he's built out of malice and coathangers
COATHANGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# The man's a legend.
He's the first and only person to introduce himself to me by sneaking up and grabbing my arse and left breast. Brave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *envies*
that'll certainly make an impression...
ilove the picture of him, jason and the huge neon cock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Don't envy him
I was a big girl when he did it :D

it is an awesome picture, bless their little hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# i can't even begin to imagine what that poor barmaid must have thought
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yes
They both look like they would easily be selected with the magic wand tool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Bucket advertisement doesn't really allow for much originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# You edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I do that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# fritzl's face has fallen on one side
omg stroke lolol
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Express yesterday

At least ask how it was for her
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# that is appalling grammar
"...but didn't speak to her..." surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I think they rely on the infinite monkeys school of journalism
So you've got to be impressed they even got that
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# well
Fritzl's hair, tache and eyebrows (and probably his cock) are being pulled by strings from above

American Chopper man is being pulled by strings from below
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# It's just you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Do they bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# in the tradition of those things, you are supposed to put the names under the wrong picture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# one's good at building bikes..the other is good a building extensions?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# One's clearly an incestuous weirdo... and the other's on trial in Austria!
libel libel libel
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# they look considerably different.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Mind if I drop my rant here.....?


The tidal wave of Plastic Paddies wearing green foam hats adopting insulting, fake Irish accents and vomiting
all over terrible Irish theme pubs is over for another year, thank God.

Why is it that every white American and more recently, every English person thinks they are Irish an St Patrick's day?
Being born in Ireland makes you Irish - having visited Ireland once, adopting a fake "Oirish" accent which proves you have never met, or even seen
an Irish person outside of a cartoon Leprechaun or having a relative come from there in 1780 doesn't make you irish, you cunts.

I lived in Wales for 20 years but I'M STILL FUCKING ENGLISH (embarassing though that is most of the time)

Being Irish is a physical fact - you are born in a country, you belong to that country - it's not
a) a state of mind or,
b) contrary to the belief in the USA it's not something you can sign up for for one day in the year like a visitors golf-club membership.

I wonder, on Martin Luther King day, do these same white Americans black-up and adopt a 1930s film comedy-black-man accent?
Do they run round the streets eating fried chicken, waving the Al Jolson jazz-hands while shouting "I ain't goin' in dat cellar massa"
and "Where am dat warty melon"?

Of course they fucking don't.
It would be incredibly insulting and would cause riots through the country.

So just to recap for the Americans out there - "YOU'RE NOT FUCKING IRISH!"

Thank you.

Phew. Thats better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Excuse to get pissed innit.
But yes, I was in Dubai a week before St Paddy's last year and there was a stall selling Guinness hats in the airport, next to all the pleasant Arabian antiques.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "excuse to get pissed"
British people already have an excuse to get pissed. It's called 'evening'.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Real paddy's...
....don't need an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahah you live in wales
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# i dont like the way its spread to this country
its more of an Americanism than it is an Irish thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I agree
The only reasons people celebrate Paddy's day are:
a) to get drunk
b) because for some reason we're not allowed to celebrate St George's
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ^This^ in spades
(especially the last one) I think this country is really suffering from feeling "a bit odd" about celebrating it's national day it has had to piggy back someone elses... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Make George's a bank holiday and it might change
Although I doubt it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# i had a chap in a bar last night say "we can't have a st georges day,it'll offend fucking pakies"
i was trapped in one of those awful moments where you can't agree with racism out of politeness but you're not the sort of person who can punch some one in the mouth for being a nasty git.

personally i like st patricks, its an excuse for a pint or two and a laugh. especially if you've got irish mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Don't get me wrong -
I have no objection to St Patricks day, or to going out
and getting pissed on said day.

Just don't pretend to be what you're not!

Its embarassing.

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ouch.
You cut me to the quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# are you actually irish then? i just mean i've never heard people pretending to be irish on st patty's
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *CLICK*
I had the missfortune of being behind some middle aged couple who were literally shaking with excitement ordering a Guinness ZOMFG.
"Oim going to get a CRAZY HAT!!!!11"

so he puts a fucking branded top hat on.

"Oim gonna get a MOTHERFUCKING GREEN T-SHIRT!"

What a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# They're "irish-american"
Don't you have "scottish-irish" or "english-irish" in Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Didn't wear green yesterday...
We just use it as an excuse to drink. If you're in your university years, you get up early, you go downtown, and drink some beer and eat some eggs. Maybe some corned beef. Kids love it as its another excuse to drink, and the bars love it because its another day where they make money hand over fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Eagles of Death Metal Convention 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# who the fuck is Joseph Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It's just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Obi Juan Kenobi
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Ole Juan?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# AAaaaaarrrrrggggggh!
Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang!
Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang! Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# I now which to see a Mexican version of Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Ola Senorita Leia, my name is Luke Skywalkero, I here to rescue you
Aren't you a bit of a gringo for a stormtrooper?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Gooooooooooooooood morning guys and dolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# hello miss
there's a man sawing a hole in my bedroom wall
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Glory hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# thanks
I've just done a mental sick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# So no, then.
:-(

What kind of hole?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# a special hole for a special light to go in
all adjustable, like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)
# i thought i read "i've just done a MENTAL dick"
i now imagine an outrageously camp voice and wavy arms
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# you tell them to hurry up, so they can stick their dick through it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# good morning hun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# :D yo
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# yo yarr :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Attila?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# wotcha blossom
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Hello wonderbritches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Mornin' Fluffness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Mexico is lovely.
Sadly I did not see a jedi.
:(
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# If you go down to the woods tonight..you're in for a BIG surprise..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I'm missing something here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# don't worry I just found it..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha, he has such little arms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Oi! We'll have less of that.
signed: The Ghost Of Jeremy Beadle.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# little arms, little arms
he had a little hand, which he used to make things look bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# it never made his cock look bigger though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHA
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Jeremy beadle's withered hand
were a great band
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Why? Did he bring presents?!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Yes, form an orderly cue into the cave with sharp rocks and a sticky floor to receive your present.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Yays
half eaten fur clad blonde and A Jurassic bumming :D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# no no no there's this arctic sea dinosaur now and t-rex is just some shitty has-been
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
# you mean.. Predator X..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
# I can't see your picture
I'm getting a predex here


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
;)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# when I read that story
I thought they'd found Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Tiddles!!..Where have you been?
*smacks nose*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Kitty!!!
woo click lovely etc
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# thanks.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# I don't get it
But I like it!
(epic fail invaders must die......please?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# its just an image..nothing more nothing less..and a poor punnage referring to the teddy bears picnic song..
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I apologise for nothing!
Well, apart from the poor quality of execution...



*Dons anti-spang helm*
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# yays
Conjoined twins:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# am i the only person here who loves the sound of digital tv spazzing out in a storm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it makes me feel like i'm broken and i love it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I do a pretty convincing impression of it
It goes like this..


kkryzz grrrkk pittt chock fkfkf kkrrruppp
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# it's only spazzing a little
so you get 10-15 seconds of tv and then a fraction of a second of total heartshit

it is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It makes my dog go batshit mental
so no
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Actually she's not my dog,
I borrow her quite often
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# god, he had big hands
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I made some b3ta slash fiction for you
www.b3ta.com/talk/6010936
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# What is wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# ahahahah I lol'd hard.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
# We must all do our bit in this time of hardship
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Ha?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *Gives Up*
*Goes Home*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# fanny fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# tin foil hats at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# I have a trilby
will that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# i tinfoiled my trilby :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Are you and me the same person?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# no. i've seen unforgiven :)
tinfoil day was fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# i'm just going to mash tin foil into my skull
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# it stops rhyming after a while
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# precisely!
to reflect the loss of hope :P
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# YOU DON'T NEED HOPE TO DO RHYMES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# well maybe you would if you were a rapper in a group called HOPERHYMES: RHYMES ABOUT HOPE
i mean perhaps you could do one song about how you can't rhyme anymore because you don't have hope or something but after that your career would pretty much be over
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# rhyme without hope
is like slime without soap...
er...

I'll stop right there.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I AM SOOOOO GOOD AT RAP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# yay
*sheeples*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Ms Mantis


teacher at the school of husbandry and fine dining:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :D
*grins maniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# *grins geometrically*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# *grins disorganisedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# *grin and tonics*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *plate tech tonics*
*plays technotroic*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *is listening to DJ Format's fabric set*
if you don't own it you should, it'll make allyour hip hop bits tingle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D
I have a couple of his EPs and they're great ... I'll see if I can dig it out.

"DJs will die, when he flicks his wrist, DJs will die, when he flicks his wrist, DJs will die when he flicks his wrist, A-And I love HIP HOP like Madonna loves dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# his work with abdominal and d-sisive is great.
you should look at getting their album "if you can't join 'em, beat 'em" its ace, there's a collab with charlie tuna on there too.


this one is great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ9BDmOZztc"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# ...
I think I have that somewhere...

*ponders*

Thanks - though - I'll look it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *grins stratospherically*
god dammit they never make emoticons for my facial expressions
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# it's hard to do eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *grins anthropomorphically*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# *shits in a condom*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# *awards the turner prize*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
# I would love to hear more from Ted Turner
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
# yays
but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# yes
but she doesnt like it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# But I have cornflakes dammit! Cornflakes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# here have mine
goes into milking booth! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# mmm Rev milk
gloopy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# hahaha
treasure it my son! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# *hands second cornflake*
more please. Only 357 to go.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# starts eating grass
and lots of it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Stoner
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# pfffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# boobs
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# boooooooooobs
how did the vector go??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# still doing it, teefs in the photo, they alway look odd in a vector
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yeah i always find hands and teeth
hard to do (so to speak)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# :)
very good - her nippleless chebs have me all of a cafuffle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hehhee
yes - i did draw some in -but thought it'd be better without them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# she would be a rather interesting hand job.
nice
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# this!
^-^
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# INSECTS WITH TITS
(Rogue Sausage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)
# it is the future!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# is it still a furrie
if there's no fur?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# i dread to think
if so my info site is full of them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# MANTITS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# pffft
:)

edit : ahh makes more sense now i see the pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# doodling at work
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# I likey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# i have solved the maze
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# drat
i thought it was impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Woo
You draw a very convincing bolt too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# yay nice!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# remember me not to hire you for any Architectural drawing work! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# "so... you enter the house past the rocket
... good luck finding any of the rooms..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# yeh
the wheels are a bit pissed
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique, right?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# indeed :)

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
"wibble"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Pea from last night.

(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# So that is what Frank has been up to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I actually though of Frank Sidebottom in this context!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# COMMENCE INCEST PROGRAM.....
BUILD CELLAR......
RAPE DAUGHTER.......
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# lol
compo suggestion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# 'nother one...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post389095
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# :D
silly jimbo - robots don't have a family to rape...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Robocop had a family!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I love that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# And I'm sure he loves you right back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# ALIEN ENCOUNTER
(gordiman, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# EDIT button was your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# them not joining would have been our friend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Dissect it now!
For the good of the country!

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I don't know whether to laugh or cry
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# You could craugh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *craughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# muppet
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# wow .... this got old quick
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Try the edit botton
Your just going to get flamed now
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Aha,
the Gordon Green. A very rare model.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
How silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# haha
great show, haven't watched it in ages tho, gd job
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# don't, remember it as it was
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ^^ oh god this
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# bad *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# repents...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I do like it though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# hahahahah
JUST 13 POINTS. WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ZIGGY
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# don't worry
it was paddy's day yesterday...they'll still be drunk by the weekend , we'll cruise it
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Crosses fingers, toes, eyes and legs...

C'mon!!!!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha.....
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# That's be a short episode!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexy Fonts!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# lol
So much nicer that a thread deletetion!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# bad gordi the noob..deleting posts

god I can't wait for this new challenge..I hope it's something text based for a change
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# what - like ASCII art?
or like Golden Fanjita's Text Time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hopefully we won't have another text on [insert something] challenge for the rest of this year
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Haha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# jiffy bag condom ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Ha ha, reminded me to post this!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Shirley? If not, I'll eat me pants...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# dear god, that has made feel worse then I all ready feel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Whassup Earl?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# rusty waters is playing in my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Bah!
Sounds shitty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Hey Earl


eat cornflour. It works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Ha!
Randy WIN :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Is that like a happy ending?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Jammin'
.... get a belt Earl

God - I loved that game :D

Damn - it's not on that sega mega drive compilation thing :( narrow sighted twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Ha,
talking of things from your youth that don't stand the test of time, I played Toejam and Earl again a couple of months back.

It is shit :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# don't say that
don't EVER say that....

I'm still hoping Gain Ground is as awesome as I recall it being.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Don't think I ever played that.
It was still alright fun, but I completed it in about an hour is all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# i recently discovered that prince of persia 1 is still awesome
pacman on the other hand, i replayed recently and it turns out that its actually kinda boring. i was a bit upset by that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# i'm playing final fantasy 7 on a psx emulator
and it's still really good
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# hell yeah it is.
i've been on FFdawn of souls on a GBA emulator recently, its ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Try Golden Sun for the GBA
very good rpg
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I got my sexbox 360 back from my brother the other day
two things are apparent... the xBox is a lot nosier than the PS3, blue dragon is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# but dead rising is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Can't wait for Dead Rising 2 on the ps3 :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# yes
yes it is - truly awesome. So are all sorts of other games...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# yeah - I got pacman for the missus' DS
*yawnfest*

we're over stimulated, that's our problem. I played twisted the other day - that's no fun (unless you're naked and oiled...)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# i really think you might be right.
i've started collecting board games these days. this one is awesome www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/31260
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# :D
that looks great...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# it really is, it only takes about an hour or so to play
but its so much fun, really makes you think and its better than staring a screen for hours :)

this one is fucking great too
www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/37111
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Board Games FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# big earl
super hi-tops
phantom ice cream truck
best game ever
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# No! You're wrong!
Kickle Cubicle is the greatest game ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Ive never played that, yet i can hum the theme tune :S
Broke out the megadrive stack the other day. Gunstar Heroes and Sonic CD ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# My mate had that Sega CD thing.
I never played it. I feared games on CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ooooh
thunderforce 4
sonic 2
toejam and earl 1 and 2
streets of rage 2
olympic gold

all you ever need
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Right, retro tiem
Sonic, Sonic 2, Sonic 3, Sonic and Knuckles, Sonic CD, Gunstar heroes, Soleil, Story of Thor, Final Fight CD, Soulstar, Desert Strike.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# pssshaw!
megadrives were for losers. snes was where it was at. street fighter, mario world, mortal kombat 2, mario kart,link to the past, Kirby super star, donkey kong, super bomber man!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Don't forget Yoshi's Island!
*nostalges*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# is that a verb?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# no, its a game
BAH DUM
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I'd eat her pants.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# yup...but she needs a feeding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# but she owns a chip shop
and a cafe
and an Indian catering business

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *spaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# oh bloody hell


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# :D
although...

*punks up to the camera "RAR RAR RAR SOMETHING ABOUT INSURANCE..."*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# i thoughht about criticising him for that, then i realised he probably has no idea he's there
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# :D
someone just followed him around and recorded him ranting... then edited it together.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Apparently they took the song "Now I wanna be your dog"
to mean that he wanted to sell insurance like Churchill does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# iggy really is a bit of a pussy now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# It's true...
...and it's heartbreaking.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Pffffft
ning everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Jesus!!!
It's the slapper of Sex in the Shity?
Love the name-play
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahahahhaah! *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# arg
... fucking eat something
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *bokes*
and *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# sick
just sick
(MrFriend is not your friend, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh, hu, huh....huh, yeah-ah-yeah, 5-fonts shook up!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# you're pretty cool!
woo

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Cool Dude Elvis
I was going to make the letters move back to read "Lives" but figured that would have been to crass and a bit shit really?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# These are aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I declare this
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Wow
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

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