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Kinky Vader

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

I find his rack and face distrubing

/ac

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

Shit in your own mouth to save money on marmite

/ac

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

why spend money on expensive shampoo

when real poo is free

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grey matter, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

Pffft

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

one of the stormtroopers is showing some spiders legs..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

Hahahahahahaha, oh my good lordy.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

dear god

i think i need to visit the little boys room.

*spuffs*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

lols! You've managed to make a stormtrooper look embarassed

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

Get out of that one Houdini !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

ZOMG!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

escape artist.. Quato.. he's attached.. no escape..

oh forget it..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

I understood it

unfortunately it was neither amazing nor terrible, and falls in the unhappy medium of no replies :(

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

Shoot! Forgot me Speedo's...

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Ninj, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Looks like rain....

morning ninj, how are you?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

Hiya Barbie!!

Not too bad sir and your fine self? :)

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Ninj, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

Yes, pretty good.

Lots of work to do today though :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

yay... Mike Wasawski!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

Hahaha

I thought you were having a Jade Goody amnesty... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

ooof...!

*need new sig now*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

I love Mikey :D

But not as much as my Sully :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

Ooh...

...jolly well done that man :D

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Ninj, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

That is ace!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

That's a nice photo

did you take it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

for no raisin

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

right

time for work I see....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

do you write the fucking awful Cobra sponsor ads on Dave?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)

I hope not else I'm not getting paid for them

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

Oh but they are just SO funny

Tumbleweed in cartoon form

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

I've never seen them is it a sports related thing?

I know mine isn't funny but I was bored and haven't used my graphics pad in ages hence the terrible pun and even still it beats drawing a CDC.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

Oh i'm not saying yours isnt funny

but they are made with poorly acted voice over-ness and follow a christmas cracker theme of jokes.

"Why do men like cooking at a barbecue so much?"
"Simple, you only need one hand to cook leaving the other free to hold a beer!"
"ha ha ha"

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

Groan, I see what you mean

badly written punnage to sell crappy beer product would probably enduce pychotic rage in most test subjects.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

Bonus points:

Using them 20 times in a day, but only actually having fifteen clips.

(beemoh, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Is the guy on the right playing pocket snooker?

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

more than likely

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

Pfffft

him on the right looks like he's got his hands down his trousers...

edit: damn mindpiss!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

hahahah, dear lordy... now where is my spanging pan, I was using it earlier....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

O HAI GUYS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

awww can we mate them?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

No.

I don't think so.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

OH HAI!

what would you like to eat?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

LIKE EAT

potatoes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

I've been feeding it lemons, and plenty of them

it's got a real taste for the old citrus fruits now.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

NUTS and BEANS !

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

arrrggghhh! *fears*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

I just realized I'm onto a theme there

Either that, or panda crotches really look like empty faces to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

It looks like he's on a slide ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

a slide made from rough planks

imagine the ass splinters....

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Ailuropoda melanoleuca vagina dentata?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)

Yes please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

CHANGE OF PLAN!

To give Mr P69 a bit of a lift, I have executively decided to render the poll null and void
Today's 3pm Draw Off will be Rogue Trooper
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rogue_Trooper for those uncultured souls ;)
Draw, paint, dress up, do what you want, but post a Rogue Troper pic as a reply
to the Draw off thread that I shall start at 3pm.
*runs off to find blue body paint and some clippers*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)

Geek ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

Greek ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

Greco Roman Wrestling.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

*spluffs*

THOOOOOR!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

'lo all

i shall be off in a sec to make hols in the garage walls and make a lot of noise to disturb my neighbours.

*puts in ear plugs*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

make holes instead

Garage Wall is not place to make Hols

Greece is place to make Hols

Or Morecambe.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Parakalo mila pio siga

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

That's not even Greek

siga is Spanish for 'follows'

Beware of Geeks bearing Gifs

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Pues claro,

pero en Hellas es la mismo.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)

...

I have no feelings either way.

I'm not a comics person and I can't draw, so I'm pretty fucked

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

^this

I might get a phoatie of prince harry and colour it blue or something, if I remember.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

I can't draw,

and I never read 2000AD. bastards!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

i shall try my best to enter this.

see you at 3pm if all works out well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

If I draw one in the next half hour can I get a proxy?

I'm not going to be awake at two in the morning.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

gaz me it and I'll put it in the 3pm thread

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

Kewl

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

16p ... ha - what would 16p get you nowadays? FUCK ALL that's what...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

damn my employment

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

mine too :+(

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

and damn my

absence of skill or ideas... and not much to draw in...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

^this

I can get away with some posting on here, but drawing cartoons on company time probably wouldn't go down too well..... :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

Yes.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

This.

Massive and neon in the sky.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

rouge trouper?

but he's blue!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I feel dead inside

:(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

hehehe

i was thinking of doing him with ladies make-up in with that in mind.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

girly ladies make up

and not manly mens make up

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

he's a Soldier Smurf

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

ssshhhh

I was already 'shopping that

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boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

race ya at 3 o clock...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

smurfs man

wtf were they about

other than selling a surplus of blue plastic

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

now now, let's not get carried away old chap!

decorum and all that!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha^{hahahahaha^{hahahahaha^{hahahahaha^{HAHAHAHAHAHA!}}}}

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

AHAHAHA

AHAHa

HAHHAHA HA HA HA HA!!!

I might have some BEANS

HAHAHAHAHA

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

I shall do my best to join in

*salutes*

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

I cant draw

I dont know who Vague Trooper is

I dont have the time, should be working

Sounds like a great idea

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boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

yay :]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Will try, but I have a shitload of work overhere......

love, kisses, hugs and floppy dicks

Floppy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Bugger it

I'm in :D

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fannycradock, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

I shall also try my best - In True Thor-type fashion

Shame Sausage Truck isn't still about....

:)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

Wooo....

I haven't read 2000AD in ages...

About 10 years actually, since the title of the publication ceased to be prescient.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)

*markets also *wants

*edit* this actually exists already! fucker!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

hahaha

I get this reference ;)

and you get a click *click*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

It will TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!

Catchy tagline.

Woo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

So...just like a regular Rubik's cube then?

...bastard corners always got me...

(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

I just laughed my arse off at your easter egg story.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

hahahha, I so want one of those.......

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

www.hellraiserpuzzlebox.com

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

.....I may well be buying one of those

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

me too!

god damn!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

hawt dayum!

/edit: and indeed also a Rubik's one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

ha ha ha

A perfect way to spend a sunday afternoon, and have your living soul torn from your bones when you complete it

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

~~... have your living soul torn from your bones when you complete it...~~ watch Songs of Praise

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

You have shown us such sights!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

"Mr Rubik wept!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

lol!

i memember!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

*licks laciviously*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

you actually can buy those

very nicely done though :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

really?

rubix make them?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

HELL

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

lol

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

www.hellraiserpuzzlebox.com/rubiks.html

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

no fucking way!

DAMN! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

this is ace in all ways know to Zalgo

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Wouldn't want to solve that puzzle .....

" Feel the delightful pain"

Edit:

Anyone read Imajica? Also a Great Clive Barker book.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

haha!!

wtf!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

I seem to live by a rule that every other CB book I read is good

so it goes: good one, shit one, good one, shit one..

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

hehehehehe.... ace

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

pffft

you silly :D

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Arrrrrr

Soles!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

this is awesome

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

Well if we're all doing it...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

tear your soles apart hahahaha

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

Arf!!

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Ninj, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

WELCOME TO THE KINGDOM OF THE DELLLLLLLL

/SLAYERRRRR

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

Hahhaa I like it ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

he's sniffing her mirrored bum

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

Dirty boy!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

cor.

double-cor.
treble-cor.
quad-cor!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

MONSTER-COR-COR-cor-cor-...-....

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

*drops monocle*

I say!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Hahahaha! Ace

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

these should be marketed at once!

Ningles Mink

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

'ning prof

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Visit any branch of New Look

Bindun

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

many thanks

that's Mrs UnderCover --th Birthday sorted

I'm a wonderful significant other.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

hehe

Sponge Bob Big Pants

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

*appreciates*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

I doubt it

UK RPI inflation hit 0% last month

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

I want a monocle.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

Gadzooks!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

wonderful!

(*fwappps*)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

sponge bob period pants

:D

/is ashamed of himself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

now that's fwap worthy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

don't be... I wasn't

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

no, no, no, no

because no

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

haha

this makes me want to drive around in a jeep and laugh!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

*nom*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

splendid

make it dance.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

SATIRELOLZ!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

Brilllio

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

I was listening to a couple of Politicians on Radio 4 last night trying to justify the expenses system for MPs

I think they would have got the message across better if they had just played a 4minute 30 second sound clip of grunting pigs with their noses in a trough....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

As I see it, the crux of their argument...

is "MPs should be paid more then they wouldn't have to rip off the system".

Oooo-Kaaaayyyy

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

yes

the solution is a £40k pa pay rise for politicians... that's clearly what is needed... clearly. I don't know why we didn't think of it earlier.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

More or less summed it up there^

But with more added:.... But we work so hard, we need these little privileges to make life bearable...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Which is the same argument that benefit cheats use

If my benefits weren't so shit I wouldn't have to do it

jacqui Smith got a pasting off Nicky Campbell this morning. She refused to discuss it, saying the new anti-terror measures were 'of more of a concern to the public'.
I thinmk not

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

there are no criminals

just the underpaid

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

I replied to this and it doesn't seem to have posted -- strange

what I think I said way woo yay hoopla - nice work BBDO

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

BBDO?

Bel Biv De Oh?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

I love this.

Almost as much as I hate sinister government ads.

I heard a radio advert the other day that was like : *sounds of happy laughter* "this is the sound of a nightclub where a bomb has NOT gone off because someone reported the suspicious behaviour of a terrorist who was buying chemicals..."

Soviet Britain...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

arf!

Am liking this lots.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

WOO!

spot on, lets drag them through the sleaze pits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm thinking of maybe doing a 3pm Draw off....

Anyone interested?
Bobs, are you about? what were the rules?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

I would be interested

but I think I can't find the time today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

It's usually displayed on a watch or clock

even the desktop of your computer generally has the time - see it's easy to find the time.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

Hang on...

A bus driver knowing what the time is?!?!?!?!

No wai!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Damn knowing the time is my biggest headache

before being a busdriver time was of little concern to me but now my entire life is governed by that bloody wayfarer on the buses I drive tick tick tick tick tick arrrrrgggghhhhh!! OAPs are the worse "am I too early?" "Yes it's 6 am in the morning you can't use your card until 9am dammit!!!" ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

Whah...ooh just look at the time!

I should be skull raping bald parrots by now!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Well they won't skull rape themselves you know!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

not without very invasive spinal surgery

to help them reach

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

LOL I NO!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

yes please..it might cheer me up :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

*performs an intricate dance to entertain prodg*

ist truditionul nationul danse ov my cuntree... ist gift to you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

ta :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

I just wish I had a practical or useful suggestion

... other than a fake dance to try and help you feel better

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

the only thing that would make me feel better would be a job

but thanks anyway

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

Why what's up chuck?

It's SUNNY...(or at least it is in Lincolnshire)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

unemployable again

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

Aww shit

sorry to hear it fella

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

yea so am I :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

coolio, here we go then, lets let the idiot masses decide.... ;)

Tuesday 24th March 3pm draw off. What shall we draw?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

Whose Slaine?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

There's more than one of them?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

appears to be some axe wielding loony

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

2000AD's :D

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sl%C3%A1ine_

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

Bloke with an axe and huge titties!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

0_0

A Celtic 2000 ad chappie from a while back

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

I'm glad i wasn't the only one

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

Kiss my axe.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

Slaine is cool, but...

...he does suffer from a warp-spastic colon.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

*wikis Slaine*

He looks like he'd be popular with the type of gentlman who has those large breasted lady 'fantasy' posters on his wall

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

I'd never heard of him.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

it's a very well written myth style story by Garth Mills

quite clever use of old folklore tales all mixed together for a rip roaring celtic monster and magic type thing. Epitomised by the artwork of Simon Bisley in the Horned God comic strip

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

*agrees*

One of the great 2000AD strips. Had a slight tendency to go a bit mental in the storylines but overall a bloody good read.

Also some of the artwork was a bit special.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

i met simon bisley once.

i also remember he was on a program looking into celtic myth of the green man, talking about the artwork in the horned good. also in another interview he admitted he was a bit out of his depth talking about it and that towards the end of the horned god he rushed the artwork to meet deadlines because people would phoen him up and ask him to do the cover of a comic and he's go 'yeah, fuck it' and do the cover and leave the slane artwork until later on, hence the rush. it is however still fucking fantastic.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

insinuating that you have a number of

said wank fantasy posters...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)

what about 2000AD Judge Dredd!!!

Yes I know Stalloon fucked up the film license but I still love the orginal Judge Dredd and his iconic pseudoneofascist idealism "I am the Law!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

none of the above

Rogue Trooper

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

^ This too

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

Yays!

I've always wondered if he can do everything a spider can, why has no one found him between the two glass panes of the double glazing.
'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

And why did mary Jane never eat him after a shag?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

having a shower in the morning must have been a nightmare for him.

"I CAN'T GET OUT!! HEEELLLLPPP!!!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

But I can't draw!

Unlike you..Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

You drew the curtains didn't you?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

No!

I'm sat in the dark!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

3pm

draw the dots off?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

I have to go to work later so I can't unfortunately

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

thats awesome

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

I have a meeting with our national HR manager at 3pm.

Additionally, I can't draw for toffee.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)

What? The Human Resources person for the whole nation?

They must be busy

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

Not these days.

/economics blog

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

ha ha Fair point

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

This sounds like a laugh

So we draw the suggested subject and post it at 3pm?

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

that's about the shape and size of it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

cool if I get these job applications completed I will join in

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

can i just colour things in

I likes this tho

/wishes he could draw...

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boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

oh, that sounds like a good idea, i might even be able to join in whilst i'm unemployed.

gaz me details as i'll be drilling holes in my garage and then i've got to pick thoretta up from playgroup.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

DUDE!

I was about to Email you about it.

Will Gaz in a sec

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

You can only take so much....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

wut?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

arf!

'I've had enough of your window-based puns!'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

you should *open* yourself up to more window-based puns

I very pa-sash-ionate about them!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

*slaps repeatedly*

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

you've made me spill my cranberry juice onto my glass table

look at the stained glass!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

Pfft.

That's her telt.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

Telt?

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Past tense of Tell

Taken from a Biffa Bacon story in Viz a few years ago so possibly Geordie. Its a great word. Much better than "told".

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

aye

be telt!

usually followed by a slap :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

surely easier to just close them

and maybe put up a curtain?

woo

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

some gets to fuck that girl.

Mmm

(waxdart hello., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

damned window tax

*sells greenhouse*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Needs more domestic violence ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

*beats with slippers*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*click*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)

I was sleeping, heard a sound.....HE COMES!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

I hope he wiped up his mess.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)

He's so dirty

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

looks like the mice have been at him......

nicely! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

thats nice

I whish I could get a silk shirt made in that colour with that design.

Any onw know where I could get things like this made?

(waxdart hello., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Where's the rain?

Woo.

Just had an outraged customer livid as he's just arrived in the country and I would accept US dollars for payment.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

The ability of travellers to be irrational about stuff will never cease to amaze me...

EDIT - ah - found it... www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/picturegalleries/5005019/20-ridiculous-complaints-made-by-holidaymakers.html

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

it was more arrogance

He was an American abroad. Everything in forrinland should be made compliant with US standards.

EDIT: FFS!!!

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

Whack him about the head with a nice big atlas.

And tell him not to be such a cliche. Dude.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

I like the hairdresser one.

...and "no-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled".

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

um I know this may sound odd but

Is it wrong to assume that a random individual person is intelligent? Or is it better to suppose they are a fuckwit? Or somewhere in between?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

I think something happens to the human brain on crossing the threshold of an airport, coach or ferry terminal...

causing otherwise sane, polite and rational people to degenerate into terminally ignorant and rude numbskulls.

Just a personal theory, but one which is gathering a significant body of evidence.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

fucking hell..

these people really don't know they're born!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

was he American? or was he some other type of tosser?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

To it was the American type tosser.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)

A sad ambassador to the stereotype of his nation.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

Take all his dollars, and say that covers about 10% of the total charge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

He'll probably try and pay the rest in Iraqi oil.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

Take that too

and his stetson hat

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)

..and he didn't even buy you a drink :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

I'm mildly apologetic for this... but meh!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

Pull My Finger?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

Heeeeeeey. What a nice finger like you doing in a bar like this? If I said you had a beautiful opposable digit would you make a grasping motion? Most men like finger for their cuticles but I prefer nails. Get your ring; you've pulled.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)

Fwaps...

Woo I got my first date!

(please excuse the chocolate under my nail - it is chocolate isn't it?)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

you damned fool

kiss me

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

*fingers*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

*takes notes*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You silly silly girl :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)

you fucked my granddaughter

you're sached

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

did you -fun- my wife.

Thats old old Harry Enfield.

(waxdart hello., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

hahahahahahhahahahahah!

¿Que?

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

that's manuel today?

he looks old.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

Ooh-er

that's a great addition for the Wesley Snipes archive.

Someone tell Giant_Squid you're nicking his ideas ;)
www.morttheostrich.com/wes_s-z.htm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

Trust it to have bindun

oh well I have no regrets

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

Well, you shouldn't have any

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

Hahaha! Spang

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)

nicely done missus

Ning!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)

Hence the name

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I do love those prawny little bastards!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

haha

AJ Pain!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

hahahaha, ooh, I've not had Skips in YEARS

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)

there's probably a very good reason for that...

*bokes*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)

I used to qite like them... Now Quavers - there was a synthetic cheese flavoured maize snack I couldn't stand

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

I've been listening to Joe Scaramanga's favourite band again:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

Hell and Damntaion!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

ning to all

that's more like it. it is pissing it down good and proper. one of yr best for a while tho. woo
*still can't post in the right place after all these years*

sigh

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

Pfft!

You tard ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

Hahahaha cheers

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

*whistles nonchalantly*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

Busted?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

The Fimbles

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Oh hell yeah! Top work, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

Cheers Mr.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

That's lully. I was just giving someone direction to there.

Also my one potato/jade joke.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Good Charlottes!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

OK. If you insist.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)

Can someone please fill me in on the potato bandwagon?

Only thing I ever did with them is this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

Sure

It's a bandwagon, with potatoes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

Okay, thanks

*feels enlightened*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)

lucky enlightened.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)

That's rather woosome

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:54, archived)

Cheers my man. Right - off to the doc's.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

The docks, eh?

Credit crunch means taking a second job then?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)

Why is it always London in your pictures?

Good 'ning, Mr. Vagabond.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Because as eny fule no

London is the only place there is.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

Overpopulated and overrated :p

Manchester ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

I must remember to include that can next time.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)

You must!

It would be like having teh quo in a disaster image!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)

yay!

welcum bak rayne!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)

i like this. it has a gerkin in it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Quick and silly...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

I am rissing I am afraid :(

Edit: Now with new found knowledge, Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

Cat-a-holics

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhythm_Method#Rhythm_method_.28Knaus-Ogino_method.29

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

Ah I see :D

That'll teach me for not trying to get a woman preggers yet :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

Women, goats...

there's a fine line between them

allegedly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:48, archived)

Pfft!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

hahahahah, dear oh dear....

right, *rolls up sleeves and readies fryingpan*
so you want some spanging to? :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:46, archived)

What yer got?

*sneers*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:53, archived)

This deserves more replies

woo!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Dear oh dear etc

I like quick and silly so this is great. As a Catholic I have relied on withdrawing the gun before it goes off. Messy and has mixed results.

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

Ning all!

Have some early morning silliness!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:39, archived)

S ^PA ^N_G!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:40, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

ZOMG you bad bad man

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

LOL!

You love it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

Baaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:41, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

oh good lordy... SSPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

That'll wake you up :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

lolspang

hahahahahaha

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:45, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:47, archived)

GO TO YOUR ROOM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

Ha!

Jokes on you forrin! I'm already in my room :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

Who are you calling forrin, forrin?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:51, archived)

Shut up forrin!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:55, archived)

Lookit, we're even talking forrin and all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

Es verdad!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)

Vraiment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)

zutreffend

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

hahahaha

dearie me!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:57, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)

OH.MY.GOD.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

Hello

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

Badger, Badger, Badg.... eh! that's no badger!

hehe 'ning

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:37, archived)

Ha ha ha..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

Good morning

And good morning teh board

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:38, archived)

yay - Tuesday morning RAVE TIME!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

DONK-DONK-DONK-DONK....DOIIIIIINK!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)

hehehehhehehehe! nings hYpe

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

morning bounce dog

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

Ha!

Lovely :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:44, archived)

They don't use any old potato..oh no!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:18, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What worries me is that you didnt shop that bikini potato :D

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

yes

there's weird people out there doing stuff like that....makes the hair stand out on me neck

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)

FUcking Potatophiles!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

bastards

chasing after new potatoes with their peelers..it's a disgrace

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

They are using to Internets to Groom small potatoes

Muddy Old Potatoes - filthy bastards!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:32, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:42, archived)

Arrgh kill it with fire or maybe a water hose!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:43, archived)

But he's put a mud pack to make himself all beautiful for you! No gratitude some people.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:56, archived)

I really would like to state DO NOT WANT

I'm eating breakfast ferchrissakes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:50, archived)

Full on office lol and coffee in keyboard experiance!

Thanks!

8¬{

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:58, archived)

IYeah

I wonder which edition of Nuts it appeared in.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)

it was the january edition of Pots

I believe ;)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

I want to believe!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:31, archived)

arf

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:19, archived)

pwoar!

Bet she's waffley versatile!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:21, archived)

Hahaha

oh shit, I better stop posting until I think of something to do for my 10k

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)

Well it is pretty simple.

1/ post 9,999 messages
2/ take a photo with your cock out
3/ post as your 10k
4/ bask in the glory mixed with embarassment
5/ Profit.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:24, archived)

hahahahahahah..... dear oh dear :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:22, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:27, archived)

phwoar I like the panties on the one on my right.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:28, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:29, archived)

Sorry to be a bit RIS here but...

Is there a website for creating these can thingies or is everyone ace at 'shopping them ?

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

Grill 'em, bake 'em, fry 'em, eat 'em!

pffft.... how silly

was trying to work out something for waffles meself

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 8:35, archived)

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