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# it appears her is excaping down her leg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Nakey lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Or she's in a space suit.
I can't decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# my first thought was "it appears her is excaping down her leg"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# ...WHAT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# you heard the man!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# wow i self censored
"it appears her muff is escaping down her leg"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# This is the start of something grand.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Spreading round her leg, too
poor girl
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# All the muff will be absorbed by it been a leg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# shit! it appears her is excaping down her leg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# it appears her is excaping down her leg
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# The sad thing is I thought "Haha loser, there's totally a second e in excaping"
Fuck you brain. Fuck you.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# She's so gonna to get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# thats a neato what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# yeah, but
give it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# it appears her is excaping down her leg


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:40, archived)
# it appears her is excaping down her leg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# Maybe is appears her leg had just excaping down grow
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# excaping
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Sorry my mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# so gonna to not make sense
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# We are some of us proud.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# in the harsh mountains
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# YOU ARE EATEN BY HER EXCAPING DOWN HER LEG
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Game Over
You scored 0 points out of a possible 392.
Play again?


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:05, archived)
# N
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:11, archived)
# it appears her is excaping down her leg
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Ace :D
This reminds me of Piss Christ.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I bet she wishes she had a fast car
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Narwhal frontal attack!
I'm sorry, your work always has a Rorschach effect on me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Colouring seems retro to my eyes.
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# flamingo lady
flamingoin' all over the place
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Where can I find some flaming oin?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# AT THE OINSTORE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# OINS ALL UP IN HERE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# OINING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# COR
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# she gonna...
...flip!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 4:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Heh heh


Click for imbiggening
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# So crying whilst taking it up the bum
would be really, REALLY gay, then?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Oh yes
the MOST gay
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# You are only gay if you take it
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# It's only gay if you all cuddle afterwards.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Oh god.
Then my T-shirt was true?!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# And if you push back?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# it's only gay if you come or if balls touch.
dutch rudders are a-ok.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Whew, close call!
I was hoping that my prancing around in a silk robe, singing along to Liza Minelli was not some kind of warning sign
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Nono, that's fine
you carry on.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# so why don't you give instructions on the most difficult part of this?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# The finding pussy part?
Might be an idea for another compo entry. hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Here ya go:
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:00, archived)
[challenge entry] It didn't start off this bitter, honest!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Not only mad! but madly mad madness!
*outages!*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# If you are offended easily by offensive language we suggest you leave now as things will only get worse from here on in
breasts
nipples
shit
cocksucker
mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# You had to say it
Shh - they'll close B3ta!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# this is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:04, archived)
# The official title is "Facade", but I prefer "Space Pope"

Click for bigger
Click for full size (3500x3500, 2.7M) - not recommended as you can see all the rough shiteness of it
Edit: In case you're wondering, the Kanji on the banners means "Admiration and Devotion" on the left, and "Fear, Terror" on the right. Unless the internets lied to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# why is the official title the one you don't like
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Because "Space Pope" isn't very professional,
and I want to feel professional.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# crocodylus pontiflex
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Sweet!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# cor! I'm liking this alot
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# I don't understand.
Is it the top of a building, or a spaceship going all *pshoooooooooosssshhhhhhhhhhhvvvrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmdugadugadugaduga*?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Top of a building which has a waterfall coming out of it for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Ohhhhh right and that's the pope standing on the very top, I presumed he was some kind of ecclesiastical intergalactic bounty hunter.
Also the front nose bit, or whatever you would call it now I've realised it's a building and not a spaceship, needs shifting to the left a fair bit. The long shadows are pretty much your central line, so the horizontal component on your nose should follow that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:30, archived)
# I know, I noticed that but I couldn't be bothered to start over.
I left it like it is now :D
It took way too long as it is, so yeah.
Either way, I'm pleased with it as a first attempt.
I've been reading Bold Visions by Gary Tonge these past couple of days and it made me do that^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# You can always just draw a basic toblerone shape for things like that if you can't quite do it in your head.
Personally I have more trouble with anatomy and getting poses and people even vaguely right without reference.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Good advice, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# that's quite interesting
also the internet will have lied to you. every single time a person who doesn't know a language attempts to use the language, it's always wrong. no exceptions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# haha yeah i definitely wouldnt trust something called TRIBAL SHAPES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# UVAVU!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# \o/
Woos!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Space!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# WOW!...
...ACE-ness!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] / glorified toap
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# They're so awesome i just assumed they were a natural phenominon.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Silly McBadger.
Jaffa cake is not made of fig.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I like this, but meanwhile, on freecycle
Offered: Pine cones


Plastic bag of small pine cones.

Collection only
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# ta
i was thinking of starting a collection of pine cones
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# and here I was thinking I'd have to make my own
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:09, archived)
# sometimes freecycle produces magic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# That is how it is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# Someone put b3ta's clock forward.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# it's time
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# Time is an illusionary concept
sponsored by Accurist
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# If previous years are anything to go by
I will only happen next weekend when the yanks put their clocks forward.
It's got something to do with magnets and ambient temperatures.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# always with the magnets, them damn yankee doodles
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# also: Texans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# It's all to do with gravitational time dilation.
Because the Americans are so much fatter time appears to pass at a marginally slower rate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Does this mean
If you leave a fat personMerkin and go for a run, when you get back they will seem older and fatter but you won't have aged?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Texans actually put on weight so time will move slower near them and a good barbeque can last anywhere upwards of four years
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Shit, that's almost twice as long as a normal American's barbeque!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# this all seems to be in order
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Yes more fast food dogs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# yes! I still love them :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Haha,
I cant seem stop loving them :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# *glees*
:D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# There is still this hidden resistance, this thing that holds the clay together. This thing that stops clay being mud.


Without this small resistance the concept of malleability is defeated. This internal fortitude must be cherished and not removed. To remove this final fibre is to undo all previous work and leave a broken mess in its place. All other resistances must be removed before this final hidden resistance may be cherished.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# local bananas for local people
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# We'll have no apples here
(I helped save b3ta! Tosh and Becks, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# you just explained how a banana peel works
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# Your brain receives many pieces of information simultaneously, these are filtered down to give you a picture of the outside world, this is one's reality tunnel
Who is the master who makes the grass green?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did you copy that
from a spam email?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# I done a blog
gronkpan.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Pigman of suburbia consumes yet another banana and decries the lot of man.
Often and often he wished that he but possessed the means, which so many
claim nowadays, of communicating with the departed, for the feeling grew upon
him so that he could not resist its influence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:57, archived)
# but
What are your tips for clearing clutter so you can focus on such a project as sewing?" well mary, let me answer your question by showing you some examples of how i deal with clutter in different areas of my home:
with the sun streaming in
she wears birkenstocks to fashion shows.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# He would not think any more of what she had made him go through,
on that horrible night at the theatre. When he thought of her, it would be
as a wonderful tragic figure sent on to the world's stage to show the supreme
reality of love. A wonderful tragic figure? Tears came to his eyes as he
remembered her childlike look, and winsome fanciful ways, and shy
tremulous grace. He brushed them away hastily and looked again at the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# The night of passion will end only when the roosters will start singing.
all technicalities that may be mastered by a careful study of the
think, have become pretty familiar with this subject, but for those who
outlying cottages did husky Gus cease to be the beast of burden, though
of his physical strength and his ever-present crutch permitted.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# lookit

i made this
(Mynd, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# started with this

(Mynd, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# you've stolen his house!
you cad!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I don't fancy
this one much.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Pretty close !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
# how did you do that?
wondering how you managed to whip that together so quickly. mind sharing some knowledge?

please?
(Mynd, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:58, archived)
# I put the two together in photoshop and made them tween . . .
if that helps . . . I hope . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# It seems you've just traced perceived lines indisciminately without thought for construction/hierarchy or line weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# This makes me sleepy, especially because it's now 1:20am D:<<<
Fucking daylight saving.
Ill save you
FROM YOUR OWN LIFE, PERSON WHO INVENTED DAYLIGHT SAVING
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# OH SHIT? IS IT?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# The clocks go forwards tonight apparantly >:<
I don't want to loose an hour :',',',(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# YOU'LL GET IT BACK IN AuTUMN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# with interest?

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# No.... recession means no interest
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# bah!
what good is 0.5% of an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# About 18 seconds.
LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# not yet
until 2am i think.
but does it mean I'm even more of a bum if I stay in bed too long?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# all visits to Ikea are a momentary lapse of reason
g'night sweet sweet children
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# oops!
soz for half-pea:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Who ripped that piece of paper in half?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Rump Roasted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# OH HAI


DINOSAUR THREAD!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:03, archived)
# it looks like it's made of chocolate
it should watch out, it may become extincted due to chocolate issues
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# OR DUE TO LACK OF USEABLE FIREGUARDS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# damn it sheeple! think of the msg in those firegords!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Here is another one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# I read that as "trickery to peas"
which makes very little sense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I think it makes more sense then you think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# everything makes more sense than I think
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# *senses*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I am eating chocolates now
they are nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# DINOSAUR THREAD, you say?
*doodles*

Also the above image is ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# YES I DO SAY
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Oh noes, he looks scared :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# he should be, he blew all his money on scratchcards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# The twat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# yeah!
twatty twat scratchy card dinosaur twat hands!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# thats why the t-rex was so successful
he never wasted his money on scratch cards because he couldn't scratch them with such stubby hands
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Just call me a touchpad hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Thats brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# HELL YES
i am currently watching jurassic park 2
it's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Oh Yes, yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Does it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# k


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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# .rar?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:06, archived)
# .7z?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:07, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# BUT. BUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I'm ignoring me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:09, archived)
# If you use your imagination, this looks a bit like a dinosaur
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Not really
I see weather
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:11, archived)
# I couldn't be stuffed drawing another dinosaur
and horance is a bit tired of being posted all the time.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# MATHSOSAURUS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# i don't know what's going on in this animation but i like it very much
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# Cool shit is happening!
vorticity is a measure of how much a fluid flow is 'rotating'. (Eg water down a plug hole is a vortex.) The time evolution of a fluid, with some initial vorticity, is governed by the stream function vorticity equations.

The animation is the predicted fluid flow for starting off with an initial condition of four vorticies, two pointing up (the redish ones) and two pointing down (blue). With some random perturbation (noise). I'll see if I can make the whole thing three D to show it better.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# i see...
*strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# 4 eggs become 2 eggs become 1 egg
Or if you view it in reverse it is a cell duplicating.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# four eggs become a rather improbably scrambled egg.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:19, archived)
# cor, look at the dipoles on that!
*spurts*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# HELL YEAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# indeed, look at the parabola expressed in spurtment
:D

edit: er no, that'd be wrong, it'd defy gravity

the other word, that means the opposite of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:23, archived)
# nah the path is an upside down parabola, treating the ejaculate as a point particle
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# that's the blighter
now that we've solved that

we can go solve some other major world issue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:30, archived)
# DINOFUCKINGSAURUS

STOMP STOMP STOMP RAR RAR RAR PEW PEW PEW
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# STOMP STOMP RAWR RAWR RWAR RAWR :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# OM NOM NOM :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Jurrasic park isn't real because if it did this is what would've happened.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# i was disappointed to hear that jurassic park 4: dinosaurs with guns has been delayed
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# D: This is indeed horrible news :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:33, archived)
# needs more sharks with fucking lazer beam eyes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:14, archived)
# D:<
PEWM PEWM
Sharks are nearly thrice as deadly when instead of a mouth they have a gun. With lazer beam eyes their deadliness could not be comprehended.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# quite so
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:24, archived)
# oh god yes
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# TOTAL HELL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Dinosaurs??
As tanks??
FFFFFFFFFFFFFfff!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# BIOLOGY CLASS:

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# DONE A MASSIVE SHIT
BUT HE IS DEAD LIKE THE DODODODODODO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# I wonder whether you can eat while you take a shit.
this requires experimentation, henchmen, fetch me my laxatives and pizza-huts delivery number!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Ive eaten on the shitter before I think
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Are you sure you didn't shit on the eater?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# DONE A SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# DONE A SHIT ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Pea'd your other one below.
I'm not sure if we can keep this one. It shits too
much even for Fucking Shitty Magnet Land. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# DONE A SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:20, archived)
# YES YES YESYES YES
But I will not kill him :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# :( why would dino kitty want to die?
he is both imposing and adorwuble
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# CRIPPLING NECK PAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# SkUGosaurus!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:21, archived)
# OMNOMNOMNOMNOM RAWR!!! TOP SAUYRS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:22, archived)
# RROW GRR!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:26, archived)
# hahaha
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:27, archived)
# Dead boring
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# Indeed. They are much more fun in packs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Nice hats :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:32, archived)
# That was the thread topic request (dinos in hats) that eve and was my reply. This one just was for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I've got tons of them. Gronkpan did another long ago and I keep it safe from the public at the...

Only four boxtops or $19.99 per day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahhaha
I want to go!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:46, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:55, archived)
# t-rex
attacks
in packs
with hats
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# With packs of smokes as well it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:53, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# this makes my eyes bleed
in a good way
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Brokens
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# b3ta image host is struggling at the moment
i expect it's due to all the j*** g**** jokes on sickipedia
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hooray!
Is it time for the revolution, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I'll get the pitchforks, if you can bring refreshments
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Okey dokey
*prepares beverages for the proletarian future*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# I'll have an Appletini, easy on the tini though
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Is that the one with the little umbrella?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:50, archived)
# You obviously no your way around a bar my friend :D
And yes one umbrella will suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:55, archived)
# *pours*
*adds umbrella*
*lights*
*throws at imperialist tanks*
Edit: and on that note, I think it's sleep time. G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:57, archived)
# this is why you should always get piercings done professionally
...i jest, but the mouth part really is creeping me the fuck out =|
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# it's creeping me out too
i wish i hadn't drawn it now
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i think it's creeping out the image host too
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:41, archived)
# rehosted
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# woosome,
b3tards is clearly made of stronger stuff
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:56, archived)
# "Ship ahoy!"
"Prepare to board and freak them out."

Edit: Also, it's now sort of the equivalent of 12:40, so high time I was in bed, nite b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:34, archived)
# YELL . . . 11 . . . at the volume knob !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# nice
i notice you too have been affected by the recent outbreak of zalgoitis
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Awsome!
(Fly Projector, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# robin hood robin hood shouting in the place
robin hood robin hood with sticks in his face
feared by the bubbles
loved by the wood
robin hood
robin hood
robin hood
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Robin's good
He's got wood
Riding through the Glen

Robin should, and probably would
If he had Pantene

(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Yay I can see it now it's rehosted
*Peers*
Eep! No wonder he is shouty.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:01, archived)
# Awesome:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:05, archived)
# After seeing Dave go over the edge, the others wanted to give it a go too
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# As per usual
Stupid fucking penguins, they haven't figured Dave's a Zen master capable of levitation and similar stuff like drawing the fish to his gob from mid air

which is actually very clever for a penguin

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# he's probably the reincarnation of the buddha
that or he's found a crate of baked beans in penguin-openable tins
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:28, archived)
# It is obvious
he is analyzing baked beans, from afar

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:38, archived)
# this is fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yes
the world needs more anti-gravity penguins
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Dave is such a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# haha!
needs more whales :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Ddiolch 'ch
Bydd y ddyfais, sy'n lleihau'r pellter rhwng trên a phlatfform, ar ffurf twmpath ac yn cael ei threialu yng Ngorsaf Aberdyfi yn y canolbarth.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Cthulhu Fhtagn!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Cthulhu cymraeg?
erm, I don't know how to say 'oh shit' in Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Heh
Dave needs to educate those fools
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# It froze in mid-air when I clicked !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Magic penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Yay for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# :D
Hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Kzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:46, archived)
# arf
just like that:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:13, archived)
# swooooosh
go go go:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:10, archived)
# #7


"i first noticed i was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face"
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# haha :D
evening
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:20, archived)
# fuck, i just realised how much i fear going bald
All i have is my looks, im shit at everything else.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i started going bald at 20
now i'm doing 50 mph and my hair's all over the street
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:44, archived)
# If I was a skeleton
I'd use bleach, for that sparkly white shine.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Clean as a whissssssssssssstle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# the return of the comic scelitun!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:49, archived)
# vertical social networking site, invite only, beta out soon - its going to make me a millionaire!
(KittensAreLovelyButICouldn'tEatAWholeOne unless it's done in real stock, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# funny
clever
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# a-hahaha
ace
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Hahahahah
6 notifications of invasion
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# hahahahahah.
I'm depressed I never have more than a couple of notifications.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# hahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# hhahahahahaha!
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Holy hell, top lurking!
Also, nice pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Brilliant.
Needs to go on Digg.
(iamgoingtohell, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:16, archived)
# superb
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# That is some lurkage you've got there
I am wondering why from that^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# procrastination BA (Hons)
well i procrastinated so much that they changed their homepage twice
(KittensAreLovelyButICouldn'tEatAWholeOne unless it's done in real stock, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# that a thorough job you've done there,
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:22, archived)
# pfft
so last week's facebook layout

gawd! :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Haha
Eugenics. Nice choice of picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:32, archived)
# thats amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:39, archived)
# harold lloyd
could use a hand
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Fatty Arbuckle....Champagne all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# This is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:28, archived)
# You have 1 request to withdraw your army from Poland.
ROLOFOFOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 2:01, archived)
#

click for bigger, 465kB

edit: unoptimized, scaled, re-optimized!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# He comes!
ed: just out of curiosity...were you using gimp and optimised then scaled?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# erm, yeah
well spotted
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# do it the other way round to avoid that wierdo graininess.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# That is very woo!
What did you use to make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
'borrowed' a swf anim with Aviscreen classic
converted that AVI with jansoft movies
tidied up and scaled with gimp (which fucks it up)
both freeware
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Oo nicely
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# whoa
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Cor!
That's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:17, archived)
# thanks y'all
it really didn't take much work though. finding the software took longer :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:12, archived)
# With my plans for the even scuppered I was challenged to draw something in Paint using the airbrush tool.


An hour later, a few Desperados and some cursing and the outcome is this.

FROM THIS TEST I CAN HONESTLY SAY, FUCK THE AIRBRUSH TOOL.

Edit: I html'd it half the size, so RC - View Image for full and aliasy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# i like that, but agreed with your final comment
edit: view full looks like ceefax
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# oooooooh, that is lovely :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Thank you, Oral Earthly.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I'm of to bed
night all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# It's a tree ttssattsr.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# You're a meanie :[
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# :( why? is it not a tree?
and what is a desperado*?

*other than the obvious reply
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# lager and tequila
pre-mixed bottle

tastes like washing up liquid
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# TTSSATTSR DRINKS ALCOPOPS? WHAT A WANKER
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Oh gawd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I hope you wear a short tartan skirt and an unbuttoned blouse when you drink this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# keep going
i'm nearly there
and i know what tsstst`aatretdfgasshater looks like
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# He'd be twirling his hair too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# that's made my nightly trip to prettyhotbabes redundant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# glad to be of service.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Formal protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# lager and tequila?!
why not just shoot yourself in the tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Why not drink the dreggs of a pickeled onion jar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# well, that's kind of the point i was making, yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# or the left over dripping water stuff that it at the bottom of a kitchen bin?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# It's not *that* bad
Although I have only ever consumed it while already drunk. That may have altered my perception of it slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i've only ever drunk it when already drunk
(and always finishing off someone else's bottle)

it's fucking shite

i'd rather strawpedo 1.5l of apple sourz
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# That'd be quite an impressive sight
Surpassed only by the fountain of lime green vomit following shortly afterwards :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# The phrase "lime green vomit" inspired me to do something better with my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:16, archived)
# It's lager with Tequila in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# no son. just no. I mean I know you're younger than me
but fuck me dead, don't drink this shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# exactly.
ttssattr, why don't you come to your senses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I LIKE IT, YOU BASTARDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# OH HAAAAAAAANDBAGS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# i like casual sex
but i don't do it in alleyways anymore.
we all have to grow up sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# still not talking to you for that
our alleyway sex club just doesn't feel the same without you

Ron left a few months after you did. it's all falling apart :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# i just couldn't get into it anymore
it wasn't humping on bin bags or being caught by the occasional bouncer that bothered me, but when i saw a rat sitting on a kebab box, watching us and wanking. that's when i knew i wanted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beer + keyboard
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lard + friction
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'm in for 20%
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# 20%?
that'd better be just the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# They call it a service charge these days.


Fucking hell these euphemisms are just writing themselves now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# haha.
Last time the wife and I had al fresco it was in the middle of Manchester in a back street and we were very, very drunk. She didn't speak to me the next day as if it was all my fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# last time i did it in a park
i almost got an ant's nest up the chuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I contemplated a wank in the dunny down the corridor from my office the other day
Does this qualify me to join in the conversation, or should I go back to matlab?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# you just scrape a pass.
next time, make sure your lunchtime is taken up by a hamhock shuffle.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# with?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# with
a nice hand shandy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I used
to drink Budweiser draught, 3 quarters of a pint topped up with Red Thunderbird. Fuck 'em I say ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# He's probably too busy waiting for his period to arrive
I mean, that's what you do at that age when you drink lager and tequila or wkd or breezers
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I'm putting you on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Then I'd have to reply to every post abusing you.
I think I'll put my self on ignore.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# so what do you do
if you drink large aussie whites with a red aftershock chaser?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# leave Yates's
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I don't I drink the cheapest beer I can stand.
Or if I'm feeling snobbish I drink martinis.

If I'm feeling miserable or can't sleep, scotch, with varying amounts of water in it.

If I'm feeling poofy and whingey I drink baileys. From a shoe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# thick and creamy baileys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# the stuff that comes in a bottle.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# do you love me?
are you playing your love games with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# that depends if your about to show me a dead body.
I was having an argument with my mate about the best character. I say Hitcher, he says Gregg. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# fuck that!
tony harrison all the way!

EDIT: diary of the dead is on, i'm off! later chaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# that grainy tree has embarrassed the moon!
look, he's trying to run away!
come back, moon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# When you're the moon the best form you can be is a full moon.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# the full moon.
the moon. the main moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ghost Riders In The Night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# desperados taste of fairy liquid
this is why they are shit

your picture tastes of Guinness, this is why it is very woosome
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Cor, that's good for Paint.
And it's pretty regardless of medium.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# It's a nice tree though
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# That's bloody good, specially for a painty airbrushy pic
Next time, drink more Desperados. They're full of Vitamin A, which of course stands for Vitamin Art, making you a better artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I sure like your mind thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Not *my* thoughts
These are facts proven true by rigorous use of Science™.
I read it in a book once.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Happy car approves
Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hot damn
that's incredible :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Had my lights off for Earth Hour. Was in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# earth hour?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Some new age mumbo jumbo
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# sounds like an R&B album
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# some bull shit they came up with, to make people feel like they are doing some thing to save the planet
when in fact it does fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Well, if everyone did do it, it would make a difference
but the people organizing it failed to take into account the number of cynics ("oh, i'll just turn on ALL my lights that day") and those who would never hear about anyway. So, moot point.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 8:49, archived)
# HIPPY!
fuck the world. i'll own it soon anyway, it's pretty much screwed then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Since you do own the world . . . could i get some change . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# dance naked for my pleasure
and i may give you several monies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# I don't need monies . . . I need a change of clothes . . .
*dances anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# *leers*
you have earned these trousers that once belonged to harry bellafonte.
*throws pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Day light come and me wanna . . . HEY . . . did he HEY . . .
catchy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *dances calypso*
left to right is the tempo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# TF2 engineer ftw :D
if ever u want a game gaz me :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Boooo, engies suck
Specially ones that put their sentries in perfect spots so I can't go another way around and have to wait til I can uber a heavy then he doesn't even go the right way and shoot the sentry you STUPID FAT RUSSIAN AND NOW I'VE GOT STABBED IN THE BACK BECAUSE I WAS DISTRACTED BY HOW STUPID YOU ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I love being an engineer.. you control the game
except for those FUCKING SPIES *shakes fist*
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Spies are bastards
But some of them are skilled bastards. Sometimes I give up and go scout, after getting stabbed for the umpteenth time by the same sneaky git in a completely different part of the map from before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# your pic has loaded now
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# yeah not sure what is going on there
hardly a 3mb gif but fuck knows
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# b3ta inbuilt hosting is often flaky
possibly because of the strain it's under
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Aye, b3ta hosted pics have been lagging all night for me
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# ah. am hosting myself now
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
#
Spy sappin' mah compo.
(Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# lovely
now you can have him saying Khannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, all day

www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3326460/Star-Trek-The-Wrath-Of-Khan-25th-Anniversary-Admiral-Kirk-Figure/Product.html
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# he is fucking a plant
www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3357935/Harry-Potter-Neville-Longbottom-Bust-Ups/Product.html#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# After reading at least three times . . . now I get it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Low Polly
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Is it singing?
I think it's singing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Operatic !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# is this
a peggy bundy/pink floyd/monty python crossover?
whatever it is, it's disturbing and mildly hallucinogenic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Yes . . . yes it has swallowed one too many buttons . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# buttons? what buttons?
hey! they weren't buttons, that was my stash!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I see more than . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:39, archived)
# more than what?
coat racks? olives? blind spiders?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Lots of more !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# blow job machine
Riker must have the beard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:34, archived)
# Trippy trailer play !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:37, archived)
# this is unsettling and fantastic
as per usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Hole lotta yellin' goin' on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:48, archived)
# :D
does it like feeeesh?...throw it some quick
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Ever tang like a da feeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 0:29, archived)
# I love you, you love RAAAAARRGH
you love RAAAAARRGH
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:08, archived)
# KILL THAT PURPLE FUCKER!!!!!!
KILL HIM GOOD!!!

*seethe*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# haha the great bastard
used to want to gouge out my ears with forks when i was a kid, my sister watched him all day every day
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# why does nobody realise how evil he is?
brainwashing children and whatnot, luring them in with his charming smack-addict voice and purple fluff.
IT'S A LIE, PEOPLE, DON'T TRUST THE DINOSAUR!

he'll try to take over the world. just wait, you'll see i'm right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:21, archived)
# B'harnii is reptilian
just like all of the others who are bent on world domination.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# hey! i'm not reptilian!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Not to mention they would sing the finger song
"Where is _____, where is _____, here i am, here i am"

And at the live concert they did, the cast of Barney effectively flipped off an audience full of five year olds


...


Actually, that was one thing I could give them kudos for.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:28, archived)
# the parents of the 5-year-olds
need to be shot for subjecting their offspring to that purple monstrosity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# hahahaha - chomp!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Adios . . . muchacho` !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i love your posts
i have u as a 'friend' on the b3ta feature and i love your posts man.

keep up the good work

A+++++++++
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# awww shucks
*does toe inward thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# hahahaha
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# haha this is good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Now that . . . is getting a little head !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# lol
sick and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:33, archived)
# i fuggin
want this tv.......shiiiiiiiiiit.

aslo.....cluck.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ask and ye shall receive
...I think that's how it works
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Dear Jesus
I would like you to spawn me a television with you as the backdrop. i want it today you fucking fictional son of a carpenter. prick.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Fictional?
I thought the general consensus was that a man, named Jesus who was the son of a carpenter did probably exist
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:44, archived)
# probably?
I know him

lives in Madrid, makes fantastic chairs
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# strangely enough
my cousin joseph is the son of a carpenter. when he has a son, i shall call him jesus, no matter what his name is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:56, archived)
# my nephew Joseph
is the sun of a BAE worker, will have to train him to be a carpenter (although my sis and bro in law are SO religious it probably won't be a choice for him, he doesn't seem poofy enough to have a coat of many colours)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# teach him the ways of evil
that'll piss his parents off and keep you amused at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:04, archived)
# :D :D :D
i'll try, but he's got a Preston accent, too busy teaching him to talk proper
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:10, archived)
# the poor child
with an accent like that, there's every chance that his evil gland will develop on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Yep.
I'm one of the staunchest atheists on the planet with a deep seated hatred of all organised religion but even I'm quite happy to accept that there was an historical figure who lived and spawned the 'Jesus' legend. Most of the story is bollocks and there would be nothing to prove anything about carpenters but he certainly would have been one of thousands of prophets deemed messiahs around that time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I would pay good money
to see that prayer in print, with "inspirational" font.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I like this . . . universal remote !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# harf!
:)
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
# which teletubby is that, christywisty?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:37, archived)
# YES!
I'm so glad you got the exact bit of inspiration for it.

ChristyWisty....genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# and god said unto moses, come forth
but he came fifth and got a rubber duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ha!
but at least it could part the bath-waters...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:46, archived)
# but i have a shower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I'm sure Moses won't mind
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:52, archived)
# he didn't mind
when he was washing my back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Nicely


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Jesus saves, sure...
but can he pause live television?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 21:43, archived)
# IMMACULATE RECEPTION
Yikes.

Yes, I yelled. Because I felt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Haha, shouting is ok
with a pun like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
that is hilarious and quite perfect. :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)

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