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[challenge entry] C'mon, you couldn't shoot at THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Aw.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Oh yes I bloody could.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# i would
its cold dead eyes frightened me a bit as a kid. I was also terrified of the probe with the needle on. Dunno what it was with me and floating robots when i was younger.
Gimme johnny 5 any day.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Is that...
The robot from The Black Hole or Wordy? (Wordy was the freaky thing from the Book Tower)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Wordy was a freaky little bastard and no mistakin'
HE HAD HUMAN ARMS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Oh Christ
I forgot about that... those horrible orange arms... I will have nightmares tonight EDIT: oh no black arms!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Truly a hideous melange of feminine arms and cold, hard, robot head.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hah
my thoughts exactly

Bet wordy gives a mean handjob though. Handjob whilst calculating your taxes - useful!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Would you start demanding net profit results for the year at the point of vinegar strokes?
EDIT: Alternate response:

yeah, top to bottom and flick this you dirty little bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# LOLZ
I forgot his little instructions when trying to teach the bairns to draw letters

What was that one with the pen with the light that writes on its own? Was that from the same program?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Yes, and songs about punctuation
I'm not a comma, I'm not a full stop,
Don't put me on the line.... I go at the top!
And that's how you use an apostrophe

(Didn't do my English any good)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)
# *bows in respect*
i trust you know of the awesomeness of chock-a-block?

I think ill probably leave it at that. A response this far down the thread is wishful thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# But don't forget...
...magic, magic, 'E'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XdMvrZgLE&feature=related

Very prescient, really. ;)

(Penny would like it known she is altogether TOO YOUNG to remember this but has an old fogey reading over her shoulder).
(Good Penny, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Urgh.. Yes...
But... NO! Wordy is the evolution of Hendry (in terms of making woopy with a machine)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Stephen Hendry the snooker player?
something went wrong with evolution...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# D'oh!
... my model of Henry is a Polish knock-off
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# WORDY!
Yay! Now thats one floating robot i did like. Still found him a bit creepy though as he was always on a BLAAACK background and had girly arms.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# didn't he sound a lot like an over-excited C3P0?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# shudder
images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/0/04/Wordy.jpg/180px-Wordy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Is V.I.N.CENT from The Black Hole, otherwise known as Disney Does Star Wars...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That's Vincent from the Black Hole I think
edit: Aaaargh! Too slow!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Ooo, sourcepiss. Woo
sourcepiss. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Y yes...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)
# B.O.B Bravest of all the little robots :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Well, it's twenty past 5 again...time for a brainstem

much biggar.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Cor!
Paving brain drill looks fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# As used in all major interrogation chambers, yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *Wants*

In other news, I'm apparently off out in a min. The Missus has a double gig tonight and I hadn't realised but all this time I've idly been sat f5'ing b3ta I should have been considering getting ready because he's come home and is expecting to go almost straight out.

I shall grab a double decker, throw on something boobilicious and get myself descaryfied.

G'night the board
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I saw it first, it is mine :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Strictly speaking, Jessie *was* first...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ahem!
*taps shoulder gently*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Oh, sorry :)
Look, you guys sort it out amongst you, ok?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# *unleashes enourmo-giant-laser-of-DOOM*
Right then... who's first?

*uses laser to replicate copies for everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# But I want a real three dimensional version of it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)
# *points inside computer*
Well, it's in there....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I will have to come and take your computer then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)
# The agency might not like that.
Since it belongs to them.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)
# fine, I will bring my usb memory stick
*sulks about not being able to steal*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# The post times tell a very different tale my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Gahhhhhhhh
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Night Jessie, have a nice time *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Nighty night miss, say hello to the wife for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)
# mmmm, I want this to be really so I can buy it and handle it
That is also how my brain feels right now

woo *clicks*

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Stressed, angry, pissed off.
The usual work stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# *hugs*
Will a pint and a ciggy help?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Ciggie en route home may help....
I'm fine, just had enough of the office bs today.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I've been home all day, coming down with a cold and spent most of today with a wonderful headache
Go home and stab a pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# *comes back to board*
*glompifies JPG*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Goodnight Lovely!
Have a great time!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Blooming heck, that's grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# awesome work, Grunty!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Thank you, young man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Just the plugin i've been looking for !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Aha!
£1.37 to you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Nice
looks like the death star after its been attacked by killer driller tentacles.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Phantasm
evolution
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# The drilly bits, yes - I'm with you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:27, archived)
# It's a bit Dune meets Star Wars

I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Got a bit of Sandworm going on, yes indeed...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# shit, how did you get that picture of me?
This would do :)
www.lockhatters.co.uk/Top_Hats___Coke__Bowler_-Silk_Top_Hat-P105.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# woo the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# hahahaha
now that is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Thanks Toasty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Lord Vader was disappointed to discover that he hadn't really captured princess leia
also, food tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# "You idiots! These are not them; you've caught their STUNT DOUBLES!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# *fwap fap fap fap fap fap*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# levitation wig!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# What have you changed?

Woo yay, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Feesh netting time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Im knee deep in crab shit here!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)
# special
sexeh tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Holy Hell!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahahah!
Top 'shoppage, Moley!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Cheers Steve!
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# HAHAHA!
Here's his lover:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
(Peter_G, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Sexy!
:D
Very nicely done...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(dec, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Aw!
He's rescuing the kittens :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# he is a wonderful specimen for inbreeding
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)
# arrrrgghhhhh
what is it with cats and b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# kittens and cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Personally I prefer emo hamsters to cats
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# by the way:
THE BIRTH OF THE JOKER:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/humber/8002833.stm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# indeed
visions of burton's first batman film, and robocop spring to mind.

Sounds like a plot from casualty though - i mean, what are the chances of an old warehouse having a large, open vat of acid in just the right spot?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Well
Happens all the time here in the states. Might be something to do with a lot of folks being members of the Large Open Vat of acid a Month Club.....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# mmmm, fizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Oh christ
he'll have horrendous burns.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# This being b3ta, I could only read that as horrendous bums
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Oh no
a serious outbreak of bums on B3ta.

No change there then.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# god help me
this story is horrific but I can't stop laughing

fuck I'm really fully going to hull
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Get fizzy with the bizzy
Extreme skin peel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# this story is filled with comedy
it's almost Brooklyn Bridge, falls into vat of bleach, doctors describe his condition as "fair"

hahaha, its not funny

hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Here at B3ta we understand how the universe works
and worship our supreme rulers.

*does the moggy salute
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] fair enough then...
(dec, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Can someone link me the original of this?
I has an idea
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
# here..
tiny.cc/eLkun
(dec, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# TY
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooof
*still considers clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Dooo it!
Click, you know you wanna!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Bindun....
By me, but yours is considerably better done!

I took a bit of flak from people who weren't familiar with the sauce too ;)
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Do you like mine?
^^ see above
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)
# oh...
bit much for me chaps
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
# Holy Fuck, Clement Freud has died?
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# is it this morning again!
I know, sad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I haven't been around today ...
Argh!

I've not been this distraught since John Peel died :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# dig him up then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Oh, okay.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)
# good, thats my weekend sorted then
So what time do you want to meet up? I will bring the shovels and spades
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Presumably he's not been buried yet. So you might have to wait a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# still might be time to attach him to a trebuchet aimed out to sea!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I mean john peel
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# That would make more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You bastard.
Lazy and racist!
(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# am i an ulcultured schwein for not knowing who he is?
Is e sigmend fruyds bruver LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Grandson.
He was a comedian on Just a Minute (Radio 4) for forty years. I grew up listening to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)
# He had better get a better send of than jade
or its clock tower rifle time for me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Got a spare for me?
I'll join you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Ah i see
i dont listen to radio, so thats prolly why i have not heard of the chap.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)
# arf
nice touch one in the pocket:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] meh!


Click for bigger (268 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# schmerg merm schmerg merm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# ooh someone's getting a text
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Snakes? on a plane?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8001644.stm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# OMG NO WAI!
Life imitates art that imitates life that imitates art etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# make more sense!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Personally, I think this was a stroke of genius
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
We're in the b3ta Isketch room in anyone is up for it
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# pfft
you'd get arrested for making this joke in scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Why?
I'm Irish, I'm allowed to make fun of the potato famine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# football stuff.
very silly. the hokey cokey is banned too.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# the SDP
would shoot you in kthe knees
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# boil 'im, mash 'im, stick 'im in a stew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so much fluffy as poignant TBH, but I kinda like the imagery...

Blame Jessie, she asked about my Sig and I looked at this: de ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# that house has a broken spring
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# That is what comes of burning mattresses.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# if he really was
as hot in bed as he claimed, i wouldn't have had to torch the mattress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# One way to liven things up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# and doesn't require batteries
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# hahahaha
so bad, but soooo good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# As someone else said, all this week,
we're gonna be going 'Oof!' after we laugh...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# eggs for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Is this what they mean by criminal intent?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# *dusts off spanging pan*
now, hold still...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I make a good scape goat
Give me a landscape and I'll go a'splorin
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry but it's sleepy tiem
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I bet you're not sorry at all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# as good a place to sleep as any
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# aw.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# he loved his
robotic surrogate mother
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# pfft
cozy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# he only wants a hug...
 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] The great disaster..... averted


Were we supposed to make the disasters Fluffy or Furry?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# i don't think they mind
i certainly don't
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *converts*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# White beasttit chicks
would
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *applies for deckhand position*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Bottom left squirrel
seems alarmed at the volume of her juggage
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# it's a staple pose for generic terrible manga arts.
OH, MY BREASTS! WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# To which I would answer...
...from the pen of sticky palmed teenage
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# that's because they just broke her zip
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Burn the furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# They do catch fire
with the greatest of ease
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant

Send it JJ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# TIGER UPPERCUT!


Click for bigger (232 kb)
...yeah this looked better in my head!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# PUSSYTHUMPER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# TABBYWHACKER!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# KITTYSMASHER!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# TIGERSMASHER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# MOGGYSLAPPER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# FELINEFISTER
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# TOMCAT CASTRATOR
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ...
you've taken that too far.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# tsk
bollock removal is never a laughing matter.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I disagree,
consider Glitter, J. King, Frizl.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I'm going to have to disagree there.
Bollock removal doesn't cure paedophilia, nor is it a fair punishment for anyone. There is some recent research that suggests that paedophilia isn't even something that can be cured, but an evolved (albeit outdated) form of sexuality. Consider, if you will how many medieval maidens were married at 10 or 11. Paedophilia is disgusting by modern moral standards, but it certainly wasn't always the case, it was often encouraged. "Marry my daughter, Prince Paedo"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Indeed...
Romeo and Juliette.... Juliette is meant to be 12...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 17:14, archived)
# i thought it was chuckle-inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# LYNX LAMPER
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# MANXWORRIER
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# COUGAR CRUSHER
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I wouldn't worry a manc..
...might bloody stab you! They're northern don't you know, fnar fnar!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# as far as I'm concerned, they're in the fucking south
and they are about as northern as france

:D

(this is the bit where they get all offended and act all hard)

AHAHAHAHA

(I'm actually northern, so I actually laugh at that bit )
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# me-ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Welcome back Smash....
Good to see ya.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# thanks
good to be back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# CATTWATTER!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
I've always wanted to watt and catt
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# He only wants a cuddle
I only want a top hat and a cuddle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# how about
a bowler hat and a manly handshake?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# No
Top hat and a cuddle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# trilby and a blow job?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Top hat and a cuddle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Backwards baseball cap and a nipple squeeze?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It must have looked amazing
because it looks pretty cool now.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# been playing streetfighter 4?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Punch got MAD after judy joined the Air Force.
Edit:- Forgot to compo it. (Sorry)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahaha
now that's beautiful

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# lolz
would have made a better film than Peetar Jaxxon's one.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I enjoyed Jackson's
except for the dinosaurs, they were just gratuitous
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# gratuitous XXX dinosaur action
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I thought the line..."It Was BEAUTY that Killed The Beast" was ridiculous.....
It was the PLANES surely.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# the fall....
technically
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# That bloody Mark E Smith...
monkey killing bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Puppet tears . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Schlock horror!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# These are rather woosome
How do you do them?
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# you start by locking your daughter in the cellar
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I assume you're translating from the Austrian instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# they came in a handy binder
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# They're made from vector layers
which are masked with a striped fill. Then the fills are rotated, and it creates cross-hatching.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Ahh!
That's rather ingenious! I wish i'd thought of it
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# You did
You just don't have a time machine like Mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# I'll go back and edit this later.
It will never have happened.
ALSO: HAPPY B3TADAY :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# she's staring at me.
with her nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# That's how she smells.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# terrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Not really,
she smells of her own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# You seem to have a Rhino up your nose, dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Quick . . . call in Schlock Holmes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# wow
that looks uncomfortable

nicely done. I like this style.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] disasters?....no problem:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# he's always on the scene
and yet he has escaped the attentions of the arson investigation squad...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# PROOF
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gt1k8Qw1KE
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# i wish to subscribe to pelvis weekly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# I wish to subscribe to 'Judge Judy's Judicial Jamboree'

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# proof
that all law-related problems come out in the wash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I've heard that she has been wearing the same pair of plain
white cotton pants for over fourteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# they're her lucky pants
but they stopped being white some time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I've heard that she can bend steel girders with her bare hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Like how
Jessica Fletcher was always around when all them murders got done
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Also, Police in Midsomer Murders
Kill half the locals and convict the rest = private village. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Midsomer
is actually the largest metropolis in the world. FACT. It's the only way to explain how they can sustain so many murderers and their victims.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Murdropolis!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I always presumed the village of Midsomer was actually John Nettles' subconscious
and the murders represent the slow death and non functionality of his brain as the status of his coma declines into inevitable brain death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# You've made me want to watch it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I am John Nettles.
My milk is delicious.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Hi John Nettles
the various flavours of milks from your various teets are finest quality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Milk?
*suckles at John Nettle's milky man-teat*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# maybe
we're ALL part of John Nettles' imagination
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# if we are, he's a cunt
he could at least imagine me a rich, huge-cocked husband
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# yeah
its all Nettles' fault
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# damn you, Nettles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Well that rules me out on three counts then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# poor you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:32, archived)
# There's no point in my being bitter about it...
I've accepted that I am poor, poorly endowed and already married.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# *points at sig*
That was your doing, that was!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:35, archived)
# wha!?!?
WhaddIdo???
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# i like being bitter
it means that people i don't like leave me the fuck alone ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Ah... nice work...
I like too many people and get in trouble because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# do you just like them
or "like" them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# just regular like...
I'm too nice for my own good...

Say, wanna borrow all my life savings for a completely frivolous reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# sure!
*books ticket to vegas*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Oh but hang on I need it to...
ooooh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# doesn't quite have the same ring as "Midsomer Occasional Bicycle theft"
or "Midsomer Juvenile Roadsign Defacement"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Or the early 60s version 'Midsomer Silly Buggers'
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# it always amazes me
that nobody's killed the interfering old witch yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Murder, she wrote, in daisies above her grave
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# sounds like an album by arctic monkeys
or possibly travis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# 1.38 for the reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMLvWX9DtGs
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Haha!
It's funny because it sounds like arse investigation.
I could really use a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# For what exactly?
*is off to sainsburys for lovely beer and fags*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Can you get me a 5-pack of double deckers
i fucking love double deckers
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# cor! haven't had one in aaaages.
they are good
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# do you separate the layers?
the bottom layer is so nice, it deserves to be eaten separately
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# why do people seperate the layers
on confectionary? People do it with custard creams and bourbon biscuits, but never shephard's pie
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# i do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I do
I do it with pretty much everything.

I like to taste each part individually, and then the various combinations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# So true
the gluey nougaty stuff ruins it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# now that was a strange TV series
WTF

abandoned bus

kids playing in it

it was like a shit version of the red hand gang only on more crack

or was it a film? oh who cares
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# What a cracking idea sir!
...I should probably eat something first though
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# have a double decker!
cor! Kinky Tory candle facts (who knew?)
At least they put Phil Collins away.
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# arse investigation is not as glamorous as it sounds
also, beer is a great idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# I say it wholly depends on the arse
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# mine is covered in tiny little scabs and scratches.
never go on a death slide in a skirt and high-leg knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Me too
/default setting
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# *administers cyber-beer*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# hmmm...good point
how come they're always"ready"?..hmmm:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# because they know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# fluffers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *click*
I like a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# thankies:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yay!
Time for a rare pearoast methinks...

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# How rare
sig
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Yay for Buffalo Bill!
One of my many psudonyms on the internet. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Whats dat den?
i know the phrase but acn't remember what its from?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Silence of the Lumps
Lambs

that's it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# thumbs up:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# good...
...nice pump action.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :D
pumped up 'n'happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# The hose grows and glows red as a rose . . .
but who knows if the fire goes . . . out . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# yay......off he goes,with his little red hose...
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# He was a mass murdering bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# i'll break it to teh kiddies....:(
slowly:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# ...time seems to stand quite still...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D
flashes by in the blink of an eye
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# yup...
...we should stop and smell the yellow flowers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Stands time on it's head !
Tick . . . Blink . . . Tock . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# i should've put in more blinks...
...to make it exciting to the kids!... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I'm blinking in time . . . from time to time . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes, it all just depends how you look at something...

de ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# is it a butterfly?
butterfly with a bomb
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Welcome back, Mike
*Happy dance*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# fuck! that elephant ate one hell of a spicy beanfest!
edit: well, it resembles an elephant :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# It does, doesn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# NSFW!...
...NSFW!!!!!!!....:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I see an elephant!!
Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# the great gonzo's last trick went horribly wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# It has a winky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# What's your sig about?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# o_0
That's where my mum was born, where I spent my first few years, and near where I grew up for the rest!

Edit: WOO HOO! Gay pride cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# I was about to ask if your mum was born in a cake
then I thought that would be too stupid
then I read the link
and decided I would look stupid if I asked if your mum was born in a cake
but then I'd typed all this out anyway
so I posted it

is this what twitter does?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# That's as good a definition as any
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Welephant says...
never touch matches
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# i see a mans legs and bare bum at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Goatse!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Steam


It contains chemicals and stuff. Tell the internet and it'll all stop suddenly.


.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# sadly...
well, not steam

but fucking OMG WTF

just search for "rainbow woman" or something of that style

fuck me, what a retard

edit: infact 'av it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Gah, tubepiss!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# This didn't happen 20 years ago man!
Chemtrails, water refraction, Physics has changed man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# yeh
www.b3ta.com/board/9367330
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# i win :D
www.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediva
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# he's right, you know!
*points at the self-evident truths contained within*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# *slaps on the wrist*
It's rude to point.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# *waaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!*
Mum - the nasty man hit me!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I'm your mother now, son.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# That's more scary than even you thought it might be.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Oh Christ.
You don't mean ...

*checks*

I'm not ...

I'm not actually your mother, am I?

*whines*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# there there, poppet,
mummy kiss it better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Great!
Now - how much do you charge for a good, hard shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i'm not blackadder
and i'm not telling you any stories about squirry the squirrel, either
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# he's your new daddy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Oh no! Condensation! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# you can't run
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# :O
*hides from the steam*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# you can't hide
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# What the fuck are they putting in the water maa-an?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8

.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahaha
*breathes poisonous air*

hahhahahahahahaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Oh fuck, Obama and the Jews are going to steam us
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Challenge next week should definitely be Catnippppppppp images
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I endorse this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# First one to go insane wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :D
go insane?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Oh yeah. Whoops, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
go insane be assassinated by dark government forces
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# /be threatened by the insane
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# pfft
that would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# That's a spiffing crack pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# mmm crack.
so moreish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ...so...
...what's wrong with chemicals and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Chemicals are bad for you man.
I heard about this shit called Dihydrogen monoxide they are feeding our kids man, pumping into our homes, that shit can burn you and stuff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Oh god. Is that the stuff they are putting in acid rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)
# friendly chemicals are ok.
like them that's in yakult and stuff. but all other chemicals are bad and are designed to secretly make you fall asleep and/or die. They're still developing the technology, otherwise at least one person would have died, that's for totally sure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# organic produce has no chemicals in it!
it's a scientific fact!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# so science says
science says organic produce has no chemicals in it, and I should just relax. there are chemicals in it. Someone told me. Thanks for trying to educate me b3ta lol

.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)
# the word "organic" is being abused right now...
...hard to tell what's really "organic" and what's just another corporation cashing in on products labelled with the word "organic".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)
# organic
adj. 1. At least two quid more expensive than everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ^
of course words don't mean what they mean

that's what happens when lawyers take over

they smear the language in msg and aspartame!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# I don't have any chemicals in my food!
All my produce is made entirely out of pure lumps of elementary metals.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)
# fucking mercury-chomper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# beware rainbows!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] CAT ARE AN IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# fucking volvo drivers!
don't care what they crash into

just give the car a wipe, and drive on afterwards :)

edit: well, it looks like a volvo, it probably isn't

infact fuck! I don't care!

HAHAHAHAHAH WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Discomeats is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# lolfunction!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# He's been broken a long time
This is just his 'out in the community' time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Aw.
Happy internet achievement day.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# a been broken a long time ago
I don't know where mental health go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# quick, call patrick moore!
it's a catalight!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# badum *rumblerumblerumblerumble*TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# how are you, funky jazz bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I'm pretty fucked!
but such is life

how's you smashy monkies?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# not bad!
a bit allergied up, but at least i got my interwebs back!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# badness for sniff/neardeath reaction
but yay for internets :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# *repeats "catalight" over and over in head*
Ah!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# it's a shit joke
but i don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# how do you make a cat go woof?
good skillz
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# one life down...
...8 to go.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha, it's on fucking fire
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Yesterday was the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic


I love how my city is really proud of making a big ship that sank.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This compo makes all my insides smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# it's the british way
if we can't be the best, we can be the best of the worst

or something of that ilk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# It's about the only thing we have to be proud of
That, and Patrick Kielty... yeesh! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# No. It's racist to be celebrate St George's Day
/Daily ZEIG HEIL! blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I'm confused
:-s
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# It's OK ...
Just sign this and you'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# It's his day-release form...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# i thought the daily mail endorsed st georges day?
I can imagine them giving away free nooses, flaming torches and KKK hats with their special st george issue.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I thought St George was Turkish
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# then why don't we eat turkey on St George's Day?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# no, St Nicolas was. St George was... *googles*... Turkish.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Double checks: actually, Palestinian.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Yes
And they stir up gleeful genital hatred in their audience by running stories about how this council has banned Christmas and it's racist to celebrate St George's Day, and guess who's fault it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# My local is doing
free bangers and mash, and showing both highlights of English sporting history
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Maradona and Eric Bristow?
(not at the same time, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Both?
The relentless over-celebration of the world cup aside, whats the other?
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Tim Henman winni...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# An ilk? Where?
A moose once bit my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# because she's made out of cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I met a mental Canadian who could identify any animal by the colour of it's ass...
"Y'see, the Caribou has a white ass... but Moose... awww man, your moose has got a brown ass..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I used to think that ilk was blue milk
I still do!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Where can I purchase this "ilk"?
I bet being blue makes it tastier in some mysterious way
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# chicken soup is no tastier when it's blue
also, chicken soup should never be used to make instant mash.
trust me, just don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)
# hmm, get some blue food colouring
and dye milk blue

and drink it, to the disgust and fear of onlookers

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)
# I will!
Just coz you told me to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# my city is proud
of a robber who lived in a tree and wore girl's clothes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHa (oops, caps)
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Their mistake was hitting that iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)
# cat is not iceberg
silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Tell the cat that!!
He's convinced he's an iceberg
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] aha...good idea...:)...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Bloody cats
Causing boating accidents all over then place!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# fluffy enough for me:):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] teh clusterfluff
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I like the B-1
it is aesthetically pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# yup - i likes me some rockwell bomber
i loved planes when i was a wee bairn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)
# aye me too
lived next to an RAF base for 12 years

I still rush outside whenever I hear engine noise
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This
also the A-10, and kittens.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I fucking hate the A10...
especially the Great Cambrige Roundabout...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Why would so many people want to go to that dreadful Tesco anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# There are approximately a billionty on the A10 between the M25 and the Great Cambridge Roundabout...
I shall assume you mean the one I live next to and the answer is:

It is big, and therefore special in some way. But it doesn't sell things like gold top milk, or radishes, or indeed anything other than frozen pizza and burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Well, it was the one across the way from St John's Innovation Centre.
The one I got stuck on every bloody morning, going to work....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Ah!
You're talking about the Cambridge end of the A10!

Great Cambridge Roundabout is, rather confusingly, in Palmers Green, London...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that...
/scarred for life by Cambridge blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Not a problem sir
/scarred for life by Enfield blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:22, archived)
# oo the A10 is a lovely machine
phwoar nice big engines
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# me too.
It was my favourite of the top trumps as a kid and was a well thumbed page in my Jane's pocket book of military aircraft.
( I collected Jane's military books like some people collected stamps in the 1970s)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Have some bomb bay duck with that

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Spicey.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# oh my god! BOMBS!
DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)
# you cannot escape teh fluff!
someone's spilt a huge tub of pva glue outside, i'm dying to see a pigeon land in it and get stuck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)
# are you sure it's not pigeon crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# no pigeon has a stomach that big
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# If one does,
Please please please get some video footage.
Or failing that, pictures!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# if i could
trust me, i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# As a stop gap...
I am currently doing my best impression of a pigeon glued to the ground, in order to impress my boss. It isn't working.

I have no webcam btw.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)
# I love it!
Good new term.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)

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