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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)

Really round face.

Really round face the jazz maverick.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)

No it's just normal.

I practiced first.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)

Like a frying pan with legs.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)

No this is a normal face.

I practiced on a egg.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)

AAAGGHHHH FUCKING HELL AN EGG?!

I HOPE IT WAS NOT FRIED OR I MAY PERHAPS DEVELOP SOME KIND OF A COMPLEX

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:47, archived)

It was normal.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)

oh, good.

now I'm going to go BREAK SOME FUCKING EGGS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:01, archived)

Yes, I did hear your fart and smelled it too.

But hey, lets keep it friendly. I think it said 'Konkichiwahhhhhh' so I say 'hai hai!'

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:53, archived)

Grrrr.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)

I like this

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)

Puzzled more than angry? Perhaps the moment before full on angry.

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)

or hurt or suspicious maybe?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)

Good point.

All of the above even. A story, or stories, in a single image.
Might have to make that AAU+, then.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)

I think she just heard some new shitty emo band.

that's how I look, when I hear shitty new emo bands.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:48, archived)

It's a combination of cool faces

there's the angry inner city street crazy, the pouty sensitive artist, the stupid punk, and the facial deformities that some how make people into hipsters.

(a young donald sutherland (hanke), Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:23, archived)

STINKEYE MCGEE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)

You and mictoboy

make b3ta worth trolling thru.
Thank you.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:00, archived)

Well done! ...however she looks pissed!

(Fly Projector, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)

I thought everybody heard.

Heard what?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:35, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:37, archived)

Flaghn.

Are we not sleeping gods?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:49, archived)

Not!

At least not since the creation of school girls.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:14, archived)

I thought that was his dick until I paused it. Turns out it's a knee.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:50, archived)

huuuaaaarroorrmmmmffffffhhhhh

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:40, archived)

FREAKIN AWESOME LOIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:44, archived)

Heard about the bird

I would assume.

(Jokel, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)

LOL fish

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:42, archived)

oh crap!

I'm all alone!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)

awwwwwwwww!

that is a great kittin

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:53, archived)

You put the cat in communication.


      \    /\
       )  ( ')
      (  /  )
 jgs   \(__)|

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:02, archived)

That is a women

in a toga, revealing a breest.

*Truth*

(Eli-T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:24, archived)

EVERYBODY DIES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)

STFU!

We know that already.... That's why we're here. Either avoiding the truth or submitting our genius.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:43, archived)

YOU ARE POSTBEAR!

AICMFP

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)

what a turnout for the books!

www.b3ta.com/board/9379683

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:20, archived)

My other alt account is Pasanonic

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:36, archived)

I cross my relatives and dot my Indians, but I never get the goose.

What's your secretion?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)

Intense-a-cat is intense. And should be.

Crazy Greek guy and his radio show is on for another few minutes!

whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:46, archived)

MONORAIL!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:13, archived)

Crazy lopsided monorail cat.

I should photoshop the segment of our brains that contains the CAT SECTION. But my butt hurts from bike riding. Therefore I will not photoshop that. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:32, archived)

A neat trick.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)

Awww

Genius :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)

(Fly Projector, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:25, archived)

LETS ME PLAY WITH IT NOWS! BEFORES YOU SUCK ALL FLAVA OUT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:33, archived)

LOL feeeeeeesh!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)

Is that a catfish?

If a cat had a tat would it be a T?

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooong fish!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:32, archived)

Several people have suggested it is an eel, not a fish.

But I doubt cats know the correct nomenclature for such things.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:45, archived)

Cats are dumb.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:07, archived)

IS ALL FUD

FUD FOR CAT
ALSO TOY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:18, archived)

ALSO

BEDONIT, BARFONIT, AND BUGGERIT.

SOMEDAYS ALL AT THE SAME TEIM!

Or at least a staggeringly short interval between them.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:29, archived)

did you say 'nomenclature'??

Really, did you say 'nomencalture'?

I'm still mopping up the drool from the last debate.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 5:41, archived)

Indeed, phylum would be too contentious and/or broad a term.

Eels and things called eels are still disputed a bit. Cephalochordata might
get bumped up to unique one at some point. Bio is not my field, actually.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)

WHAT YOUR PEOPLE CALL EEL, MY PEOPLE CALL TUNA.

amusingly, we don't have a word for what your people call tuna.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:45, archived)

these all different kinds eels.

Tuna-kai-noke
Tuna-rakau
Tuna hau
Tuna heke
Tuna iakka
Tuna kaingr
Tuna kaueri
Tuna keke
Tuna khau
Tuna kopure
Tuna kuia
Tuna ngahuru
Tuna opuha
Tuna pa
Tuna paranui
Tuna piki
Tuna pou
Tuna pouaru
Tuna reko
Tuna rere
Tuna riri
Tuna taiaka
Tuna tangaroa
Tuna toke
Tuna tuhoro
Tuna tuoro
Tuna whero

we likes eels.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:50, archived)

Sounds wonderful, fry and roast the lot.

And hand me the sauces, I like eels too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)

www.bloodydecks.com/gallery/files/1/8/6/oarfishdockhor_031.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:03, archived)

Just the right size, two and a side of chips.

What are you having?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)

kia ora

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be home for breakfast.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:04, archived)

My people are mostly all inlanders, so also don't have a word(s) for tuna.

Not too much deep sea fishing in the Mississippi delta, or the hills of eastern Europe.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:52, archived)

White cat...black paint.....

Black cat...white paint...

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--- ---, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

oh hell yes

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

\o/

YOU ARE TOOOOOOOOO GOOOD!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

TITS O' CLOCK!

Lovely as usual. I nearly ran over a cat like that tonight.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

: O

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--- ---, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)

awwww, pollockitty.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

OH YEAH!

*views in full screen for maximum enjoyment

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

White cat...black paint..... Black cat...white paint..

sweet gene vincent tra la la la la la
*edit* most woo

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

BIG CAT, LITTLE CAT

BOWL OF SOUP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

thats it.. show my poultry animation skills up you bastard :D

much woo :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

Poultry Animation II

Advanced Chicken Walking Techniques

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

make them run in the opposite direction to where the action is.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)

You don't do bird animations :D

Don't be silly.... Lol.
Please don't lolrape my cat!

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--- ---, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

I will try not to. i will rofl* it instead

*raping on the floor laughing

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

Lol

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--- ---, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

that's the spirit!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

What would happen if you tried to draw Rorschach from Watchmen.

I'm guessing the world would implode.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

you have asked me to do this before...

I think I tried some where.. but I tried to do it properly rather than in the style of those characters.

mayhaps I will give it a whirl some point.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:30, archived)

Have I?

Fucking hell, internet, nothing but repeats.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

jeru da vu

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:34, archived)

De jeru, surely?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:37, archived)

nope.

jeru da vaj

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

holy god damn

you really are quite excellent :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

Splendid

as ever!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)

like a cat out of hell !

lovely :D

(JoePesky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:20, archived)

WIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)

wooooo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

Tits 'o clock!

yay!

(Peter_G, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:45, archived)

Cats are awesome

Have a click :)

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

Crazy, lovely cats!

Yay!

We love cats! They're the greatest! And or something.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)

Tits, you are chuffing awsome.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:34, archived)

I love how it binks as if stupified that it can be seen

and then scampers away! YAY!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)

this is great

love the loopage!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

LOLRAPE!!!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

yay! Rape! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

it is what we mock here.

that and gays and religion and draw cocks on things and stuff.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

Yeah, cocks,

I used to play in rape as a kid....

Now I know the dangers

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

hayfeverlols!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

*clicks

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

hooray for happy rape tiem!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

sowing the seeds of rape!

fuck it, my sinuses are crippling me, i'm off to bed. g'night, all you lovely people!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

too much nasal rape from flower sperm

:(

night deary :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

LOLSURPRISESEX

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

AAArrgh!

RAPE!!! lol lol RAPE!

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--- ---, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

Hahaha,

you've invented Rape Wednesday!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

GAY RAPE?!

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

GAY WOLF RAPE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

YOU BET, KID

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

yiff yiff blaarrrrggghhh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:13, archived)

sounds like you're in the right mood to enjoy this

www.b3ta.com/links/Saw_this_and_thought_of_b3ta

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

oh fucking god

*chunders*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

ahaha whyyy

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

AAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET STABBED, I RECKON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)

ahahahahaa!!

brilliant. it's better as I have no sound currently.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:21, archived)

Now try imagining the pope doing an address from his balcony dressed like that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

ahhhhhhhhhhahhhhahh

from what I've read on-line, christian furries seem to be relatively sensible about their anthropomorphic perversions.
Relative to some of those other disgusting sick freaks, that is.

viz: www.geocities.com/gideon_bear/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

The Greek gods were massive fur lovers.

Swan sex for the win.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:38, archived)

Yeah they just operate sinister Commander & Conquer esque totalitarianships.

www.iccm-1.org/

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

fucking hell

that is one wild Flash intro!

ahhhh it seems most of the developers' sites are a bit like that
www.sharperfx.com/

and their whole portfolio is for loopy fundamentalist organisations

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:41, archived)

crikey

our new overlords. so to speak.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

that's got to be a piss take?

a wonderful wonderfull brass eye esque piss take.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

hahahaha thank you for reminding me of this guy

the best was one which had music from the chronicles of riddick and loads of shit exploding and blades clashing sound effects

edit: this one, it was lasers not blades www.sharperfx.com/nb/

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

Hahaha fucking hell.

When the blue cross came up I could of sworn it was going to do the "Lend me your power for the resurrection of THE BRAND NEW ULTIMATE JESUS" bit from Kings of 4 Billion.

Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with religion in america? Catholicism and Protestanism will become a brand war before too long.

"Mmmmm new low fat Jesus wafers. Survives transsubstatiation better than the leading competitor"

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)

however, his art work is pretty damn cool

www.sharperfx.com/shopping/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 7:15, archived)

it's a strange world we live in

when a statement like that possibly makes sense

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:39, archived)

I know, it was a surprise to me, too.

At the time I found those pages I was looking for complete and utter mentalism, but their manifesto is remarkably sane, next to militant furs.
who should just be shot on sight.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH FUCK

I was looking for that nice animation of Leningrad's and what do I find but THIS

www.b3ta.com/board/8162754

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)

O_o

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)

he sure loves his gigantic women cat freaks

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

It's holding a normal cat as well.

How the fuck does that even work?!

ESTABLISH BASIC PARAMETERS MAN!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)

haha

was it donald duck who encountered regular ducks and had an existential crisis? or did someone write an essay on that? or was it a youtube video? i've got some vague memory of something like that

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

That sounds exactly like a typical acid trip.

Google can't find anything on it though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

it might have been daffy duck

or possibly goofy encountering a dog? fffuuuck i wish i could remember

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:20, archived)

Actually would you even be able to recognise them?

I mean I wouldn't be able to tell what a deanthropomorphised human would look like. I mean what would they fucking look like?

Some kind of weird bald ape thing

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:23, archived)

gollum GOLLUM

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:26, archived)

He could talk though, and still pretty much walk.

I suppose a really bald shiny sloth would probably be about right. But with a massive head.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)

it's ANTHRO ART

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:01, archived)

Militant furs?

How do they even carry guns with all those swishy tails around the place?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:55, archived)

they have claws.. obviously

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:02, archived)

Best army ever.

I could go back to using swords and axes if I had to fight them. Bloody guns have ruined combat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)

SHOOT 'EM, GAS 'EM, STAB 'EM, DROWN 'EM, JUST FUCKING KILL 'EM I SAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)

Okaaaaaayyyy.......

*backs away*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:58, archived)

Imagine?

This is B3ta! We shop things here!

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

sweet jesus

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

THIS IS PRECISELY THE SORT OF THING FOR WHICH JESUS DIED ON THE CROSS

apparently.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:01, archived)

It's a good look. Personally I'd respect a lion jesus.

Seriously though doesn't it kind of completely defeat the point of religion when it can be so broad as to include incitement of violence when you so much as use the name of a religious figure nonchalently, but also draw messiahic figures as FUCKING LIONS!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:03, archived)

ASLAN!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)

JESUS WON'T COME OUT OF THE CLOSET MUM!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:27, archived)

jesus makes a FABULOUS lion

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:13, archived)

The look on that lambs face...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:47, archived)

FUCK

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)

GRAPE!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:16, archived)

hahaha

rape jape:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

it's where the rapetors hide

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:46, archived)

I support this sort of action

well looped :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:48, archived)

this is the scene in many maternity wards.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:58, archived)

CROTCH TRAMPOLINE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:52, archived)

NEW CONTRACEPTIVE FOR MEN LAUNCHED TODAY

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 6:01, archived)

I like this like hard

and fast

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)

post-apocalyptic scribblings

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

Awesome as usual Mr Tusky mammal :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

very lovely :)

are these for your graphicy novelly uni thing?

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

yep, most of the recent ones have been

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

i likes ze looks of it :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

This is really well done!

Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

noice

but once you see the backgrounds (especially the pencil ones in the black artbook) here, you will vomit faeces and cry:

www.parkablogs.com/content/book-review-tekkon-kinkreet-art-book-background-paintings
parkablogs.com/content/book-review-tekkon-kinkreet-art-book-background-sketches

I have both books and theyre chuffing amazing. Shame the actual film wasnt as good as the art and soundtrack...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

I do love the film though.

mostly for the animation style.. when I have the monies I shall be buying the books it is based on.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

hm, i dunno

i got soooo hyped up about it, and loved the plaid soundtrack even before the film came out, that the end result kind of dissapointed me.

Its beautiful, but the plot is a mess and the character development is weak. Rubbish ending too. Maybe i need to watch it more times, i dunno.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

I had heard nothing about it then saw the trailer.

have you seen a danish film called Princess?

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:26, archived)

sweet paintings

I GUESS NOT ALL MANGA/ANIME IS DERIVATIVE CRAP THEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:08, archived)

not really

though a helluva lot of it is. Im losing faith with modern anime now - its just all tits, cute girls and tits.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:12, archived)

^ o ^

I think my perceptions have been soured by the amount of amateur toss floating about on the internet.
DRAWN BY PAEDOPHILES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

paprikapaprikapaprikapaprika

paprika!

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

massively dissapointing!

Again, beautiful, but the film itself was lacking.

Satoshi Kon (the bloke who did it) is a mixed bag. I thought perfect blue and tokyo godfathers were great, yet millennium actress and paprika were poo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:36, archived)

I aint seen millenium actress

I liked paprika but that again mostly as it was bright shiny colours doing crazy things :)

his TV show paranoia agent I also thought was rather fabulous :) but then I think I have a habit of liking things that confuse me.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:50, archived)

bloody hell

those are really quite incredible

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

Awesome

may I colour this one in?

(Peter_G, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

your previous colourings were truly superb

i would very much like to see what you could do with this one :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:14, archived)

thanks

I'm actually working on my own sketch at the moment, and I use the term "sketch" in it's loosest term, it's taking me ages to get all the perspectives right and trying to get a tiny bit of character in, all my other sketches have been rather sterile.

(Peter_G, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:17, archived)

i've never really been any good at perspective

i usually just trace basic lines from photos/3d renderings to get it right, then build the rest of the drawing around that.

i'd love to see your sketch when it's finished :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:24, archived)

okay

but the perspective lines will still be there :D

(Peter_G, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:27, archived)

You should just look up some perspective construction.

You'd only need basic vanishing points and a few lines if you're doing mostly one piece buildings.

Plus it's fun.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

that am lovely

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

shit yeah

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

air of doom

but nicely drawn air of doom........

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

Good stuff!

Wish I could draw :(

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:29, archived)

Moobs

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

Pfft!

Now with more support

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

jesus wept

that is the gayest picture ever!

I cant look at it anymore incase its gay powers rub off on me darling

Argh - its too late!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

I apologise for inflicting the gayness on you

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

F*A*B*U*L*O*U*S

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Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

Pfft!

TGMTRFH

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

terrifically gay men toting ridiculous floral hats?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

*eats mince*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

Tell Gary My Tits Really Feel Hot

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

kirk's been having trouble with the straps

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

I think Shatner

was more of the girdle type.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

"Jim, you have, and always will be

a massive bender."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

Haha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

This is not logical

but it's funny as hell.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

this has me so conflicted right now,

:((

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

HAHA! YES.

Funniest thang this week

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:54, archived)

I dont know. I really dont.

I just wanted to say i just saw crank 2 and thought it was fudging awesome. The stupidest, most OTT, funny action film EVARZ. Its what cinemas are invented for.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Oh, it was good then?

Should I try and find it on the net then? :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

if you want then

then. then then. I saw the first one via torrents anyway. Wouldnt've seen it otherwise as ive become somewhat sick of OTT action films. Crank, shoot-em-up and now crank 2 have proven that the sillier they go, the more i enjoy them.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Yeah so did I, but only recently after I'd watched a few more statham films

the guy is a legend at OTT acting :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

What about

"In the name of the King"? Where he plays 'Farmer' from the game Dungeon Siege ( which i love ) and a rather decrepit Dirty Burt Reynolds plays King Konrad.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

I havent seen them :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

I was told...

that Stallone had a new action film in the works, starring him, Jason Statham and a cameo from Arnie. Not sure if I am excited or revolted. Or both.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

what the heck?!

That HAS to be a comedy.....

Its got dolphs too! Yay - I VILL BVEAK YOU

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

just found it on google yeah,

Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Brittany Murphy?! Blimey.

(Sobric scruffle me nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

0_0

danny trejo, too?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

haha holy shit

just look at that cast list...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:04, archived)

all it needs is van damme and chuck norris

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:06, archived)

i've never really understood the appeal of chuck norris

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:19, archived)

have you seen the new, ish, Jean claude van Damme film JCVD?

I was rather enamoured with that.

Crank is a steaming pile of horsewank though.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:11, archived)

It's fucking rubbish.

And I gave you the option to download it directly when I offered you an FTP account but you poo-pooed that idea ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

>:(

Don't get all angry at me now gramps, I thought you were happy you completed a game on your game boy ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

I'm sad now.

It's been so long since I completed anything that i forgot how empty I feel afterwards.
Can't wait for bioshock 2 now.

I have Crysis warhead I suppose but that's not nearly as fun.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

haha!

erm.... I cant think of any more RPGs
I know they are making a new fallout for 2010 release

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:54, archived)

oh that reminds me.

I've not installed 'the pitt' for fallout 3 yet.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:56, archived)

Yeah Ive not got any the DLC yet... probably wont til after uni either :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

*you* thought it was fucking rubbish

just as *i* thought it was ace.

Opinions, m'lad!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

yeah but I'm a cultured grown up.

Therefore I'm not impressed with implausible situations and big bangs ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

me neither. The big budget, explosion filled films of late bore me.

But its so damn silly, its more like a parody, and was a billion times funnier than the utter shit that was tropic thunder.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

now you see I liked tropic thunder

for not taking itself seriously and being an almost perfect pisstake of the genre.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

we will. full of films, beer and food

and fuck you if you think you are coming in.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

You're such a cunt!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

I did enjoy watching the behind the scenes - despite being a big budget, implausible blockbuster, the directors' style was very much run-and-gun and they used relatively inexpensive cameras

something i can definitely respect

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:07, archived)

i want to see crank 2

i also have a soft spot for brainless ridiculous action movies :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

Have you seen death race?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

oh hell yes :D

several times

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

Haha, how do those cars go so fast with so much lead on them>!>!>!>!!?!?!!!11one

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

that's just the thing, the less sense it makes the more i like it :D

truly magnificent movie, all let down by the ending :(

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

Haha, yeah, it was a shame, but still, there's always the transporter films :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

at the risk of sounding like those 'theen theen theen, how many killins?' people from league of gentlemen,

its got the most tits ive ever seen in a film. Made my monacle drop into my slush puppy, i tell thee.

Plus, you get to see amy smart's chebs.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:53, archived)

crikey

*adds to download list*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

dont get your hopes up

i meant to say 'most tits ive ever seen in THE CINEMA'.

Ive seen films with many more tits at home. Yes.

Doesnt anyone go to the cinema these days? Is it all internet?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

cinema is for big epic special-effects-based films

last ones i saw at the cinema were watchmen and quantum of solace
something tells me that crank 2 might not be worth £7 and a half-hour drive to the nearest odeon, but worth a watch anyways

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:32, archived)

That's basically the thing.

( re: tlog) I'm 44 now and I barely see 2-3 films a year that I genuinely consider was a worthy waste of a couple of hours.
Whereas if I was 18 I'd be totally different.
I cringe at some of the films I remember seeing in my teens and raving about only to have seen them again in the last 10 years and thought to myself "what the fuck were you thinking? This is shite"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

44? Sheesh!

Im nearly 30, and true, this isnt gonna make my top 10 list, or come anywhere near, but its silly fun. Kind of like top gear, but with balding, indestructible english hardmen instead of cars.
I tend to leave 'proper' films til DVD or tv - i cant really imagine watching solaris or schindlers list in the cinema...

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:18, archived)

i'm 51 and i know what you mean

worst case, an american werewolf in london

I thought this was the best movie ever when it came out.

showed it to my kids a few years ago and was informed "lamer shite"

also, crank 2 is so bad it's funny, would appeal to people on this board.

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:48, archived)

CRANK IT, TANDY! CRANK IT!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

Tandy's heart rate drops due to old age

so she has to go on a rampant sex spree to keep her alive. or something

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

Woof!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

LIMEBOT WILL DESTROY ROBINSON FAMILY, DESTROY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:46, archived)

this is strange and excellent

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

K9 should have looked like this

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:55, archived)

Animate it hard!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

I was thinking the same thing.

I just might do it...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

muunnnnggghh

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

HRRRGGHHH

(

Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

haha

shit smeared swastika!!

(JoePesky, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

thatcher's let herself go

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

not much

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

If only she'd let go of life.

(

Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

if only

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:50, archived)

Haha...He's saying.....

Dance! Dance! Dance!

(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:48, archived)

Ringo can make cymbals crash just by glaring at them

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

Valin?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:57, archived)

eh?

(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

Haha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

that is fucking glorious.

WOO

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

merseylols:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:22, archived)

hahaha

hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:43, archived)

i... er...

wh...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:52, archived)

That happened to me once

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:57, archived)

Would...

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

Sauce?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

I girl i does know

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

I wanted the picture :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

Well I'm not giving it too you!

It is safe in my spank bank ;)

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Damn, I wanted new wank bank material

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Sorry...

...but I'm not sure she'd be too impressed with me

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

Happy courting :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

Cheers!

Gigidy!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

i did gigoogidy that girl

i gishmoigigie'd her giflayvin with my googus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

Nicely done!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

who else but quagmire? ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

...like to meet

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

cor

you're not alone, there

top drawage!

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McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

Nicely done!

Would

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

have you met my new pig?

he's an animal, you know. he's also gay, but please don't mock him as he's deeply religious and may be offended.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

Pixel pixel pixel pixel :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

nothing else would upload

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

I think your internets may be brokens

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

nope

b3ta wouldn't let me upload it as a jpg

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

.png?

use b3tards?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

for this piece of shit?

too much like hard work!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

it takes a few seconds :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

can't be arsed

sinus headache :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

Bummer

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

fucking stupid flowers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

If it's any consolation Im fucking starving!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

i ate a maple pecan danish before

now i feel bloaty. i can't even eat my lovely homemade soup

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

Ive got about £5 to last me til sunday

then I get monies :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:37, archived)

20p noodles and a lifestyle loaf

that should last you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

Ive been living off pasta and toats for lunch

But im fucking bored of it, that and Im really lethargic due to having no decent food in about 2 months :S

I cant wait for loan day! Mexican will be cooked :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

have you tried foraging?

a fine soup can be made with nettles, wild garlic and wild watercress, all of which are about right now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

I live in sheffield, Like in the centre(ish)

and I dont have time to forrage :P

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

you don't know what you're missing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:49, archived)

As am I,

But I'm not sure if there's anything to eat which won't make me a fat bastard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

~~which won't make me a fat bastard.~~ in my house

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

he looks like a FAG and he's artifacted to SHIT

FUCK HIS RELIGION TOO

(

Shada, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

Fucking lossy pig whore.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

he's a seventh-day advent porkist

he forgives you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

Does he play Honkey tonk with a prawn Cracker?

Is he any good at building Snowmen with the Milky bar kid?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

yes

and yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

Whitey.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

Black sunglasses?

Tut tut

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Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

white just wouldn't work

it doesn't scare the sun as well

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

i like easily offended, gay, cigar-smoking animals

come'ere baby:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

beware

those teats are implants

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:30, archived)

: D

loverly

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

thankee

that lipstick doesn't smudge, you know...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

THIS IS HALLAL

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

praise be to allah

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:34, archived)

You should send a copy to these guys

www.kpig.com/ a very good radio station (and they collect swine art.)

media.musictoday.com/store/bands/415/product_medium/KPAS03.JPG for a better view of their logo

(

tubaman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 3:22, archived)

People with Heamophillia would...

Ah an old 80s ad... for all you oldies
(sorry just had to get this out of my head)

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

better out than in............................................................................................:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

Yes now you can all suffer

in its 'orribleness... *sigh* thanks for the sympathy reply

(

Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:36, archived)

Sorry, I just don't really understand it....

A rock hitting people in the face is good though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

I remember this..

it was odd.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:42, archived)

Gurn trek

(

Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

Pfft!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

Stop takin the piss out of religion and animals

hahahahaha

(

Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY!

yourallgay.com

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

engage!

pffft!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Christopher ecclestone in teh red?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

credit crunch got to him as well has it?

(and a mangled Will Self in yellow)

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Im so hungry right now

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Ross Kemp in the black?

Ricky Gervais in the Blue?

Bert Kwouk in the Yellow?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

WILL SELF IN YELLOW

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

God look how long his face is

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

Will self walks into a bar,

the barman says "Why the long face"

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

"I exploded with priapic excitement."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Will Self says,

in a really whiney voice, "Well, when Hunter S Thomson wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, he was exploring the transmogrification of the inner spectrum of human emotional didactorism...."

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

"Lamarr made fun of me again"

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

helloes!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Is it just the lips shopped?

Cos this is lully :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

Yup

Llamas is llulllly.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

I wANT TO HUG IT :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

awwwwwww!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Leeve teh animmales alon

(

Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

doh!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

hahaha

'give me gasmark 5'

this is an all round win

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hahaha

(

Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

Haahahahha

I clicked cos it's good :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

to boldly gurn

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

New work of art

Wallpaper here

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

my god!

it's like rembrandt had a fucking wacom!

(

Ratsta, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

dutchmasterlols

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

homophobe!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

the HOMOPHONE new from JML

plays all the songs you love just more fabulous.

Order now and get a free liberace sparkle inducer.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

hahahah thanks

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

omg homofobe

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

Racist

(

Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

Fomohobe

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

That's my new wallpaper sorted

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

The Hawk to make full recovery....

(resistanceisfutile, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

This could do with a bit of Freebase

but I can't be bothered to shop it so have this

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

haha!! wonderful

TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)

I don't know why that's so funny..

I just need to think of it and I start laughing :D

who did it originally...?

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

the tell me again human was Leningrad

I remember them from my early early b3ta days :D

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Lenningrad

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

hahaha

the birth of b3ta was a wonderful thing:))

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

Haha - yes it sure was!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

I loved him when he used to skate

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9381625

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)

: D

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)

hahaha

reboot ftw

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

Well that went down better here :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

great body

shame about the face

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

I hope so.

He deserves much better than the lot he was given.

(

Ratsta, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

Nothing to worry about.

He'll soon be back on his feet again.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

arf!

(

Ratsta, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

things to do with jacqui #1

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

I would like to do things with jacqui's #2

*1 man 1 cups*

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)

~~cups~~ Jar

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

Jar Binks

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

is a twat.

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

oh :( you finished the sentence.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

You could always have starrted a new one :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

hahaha yes!

Gordon's really going for it

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

arf

pity i can't show you"down there":)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

arrrggggghhh

uhhuhuhuhuh

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

Sorry rape..

Oh right .. its fine to post animations of rape.. Didnt realise..

(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

it's not rape

it's fiscal stimulus

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

*click*

...your honour.

:D

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

there there

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

Your L is starting to stand for loser!

(Fly Projector, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

it isn't rape if at least 50% of the parties involved enjoy it

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

top judge:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

Is she yelling Whoar!

(Fly Projector, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)

wwwrRRrrrAAAAAAhhh

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

ROARRRRRRRRRR!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

either that hurts

or she's REALLY enjoying it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

both:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

there is a fine line between pleasure and pain

it's fun to smudge it ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)

Go Gordon Go!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

Real ads by companies

Click for bigger (168 kb)

(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)

I see what you did there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0wjJWIN5tY

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)

thems be strange fruit mister.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

Animation..

Next tuesday I will be mostly adding animation..

(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

Is it an animation of you just fucking off and dying?

Because I look forward to seeing that.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

Pffft

Difficult to finish.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

No it isn't,

just difficult to post ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

Now I am starting to suspect you might be a teensy bit racist.

So please fuck off to your white power sites like a good retard.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

and unfactual

rowntrees weren't even founded till 1862.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)

And that is exactly why I hate this picture.

Normally I love unbridled racism, but when the facts are wrong.... ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)

That's all we need FUCKING RACISTS MESSING WITH THE TIME CONTINUUM!

I'm going to the shed!

(It's timeproof)

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

No not racist

well looking at this site seem you are all gay or homophobes.. have fun takin the piss out of religion and animals.. so why is this differnet.. ? In that statement you call me a retard.. you have a problem with people that are handicapped or have a disability.. so its funny to take the piss out of everything ever but post something like this and everyone is not racist. Pffft!! move on

(bluepetergriffin, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

"have fun takin the piss out of religion and animals"

(

Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

I intentionally mock cows.

Fucking multi-titted twats.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

comin' 'ere

takin' all our stomachs

(

McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

Thats wrong

homophobe

(

Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

is it?

dont think so

(bluepetergriffin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hahaha

Who are you really!!
Do you not get very many comments when you post under your other username??

(

Frogbeat, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

Friz?

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

I am rather fond of the phrase

"Fucking multi-titted twats"

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I will give you one thing, you are entertaining.

Firstly, you referred to the black jelly baby as a wog. That there is a racist term.

Secondly, you have posted a few images now, all seeming to be obsessed with black people.

Thirdly, as pointed out by arrangedletters, your dates are wrong, which is the biggest crime of all!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)

Don't drag me into your racistophobic arguments, honkey.

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

bitch i aint no honkey.

(bluepetergriffin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

Err because I am

Black, Is that also a problem.. or should i call my self racist and send an animation of me being filled by gordon brown?

(bluepetergriffin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Grade A fucking idiot

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

gayhomophobedifferenets

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

How is something captioned 'killing wogs' not racist?

Prick.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

That from the lass who goatse'd the front page eh? ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

Since when did jelly babies look like that?

(

Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

do us all a favour

and fuck off

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

racist cunt

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

I dont usually ignore people...... but you can join clansoul

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)

(

Frogbeat, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

i'll be ignoring you now

prick.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

Dont worry

I will move onto rape and taking the piss out of religion. Seems that fine and dandy ..

(bluepetergriffin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:00, archived)

oh fuck off you muppet

I can't remember any rape pictures

and as for religion, it's all based on lies anyway..so it's fair game

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

First off,

I don't remember a picture here that took the piss out of rape directly. Also, there is a big difference between taking the piss out of religion for comedic purposes and being racist.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

racist.. ???

who is being racist?

(bluepetergriffin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Must we really go over this again?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

thick as fuck

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

dont bother yourself

just fuck off now and be done with it. i personally dont like rape or mong gags but religion deserves a thoroughly good kicking now and again.

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

this is shite

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)

oh this is a nice start to my day! :|

(Fly Projector, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

You might want to take a moment to reflect upon

just how unfunny and pointless the images you made so far are. Whatever is going on is in your head. As for your comments about people 'taking the piss out of blah blah' You might also want to take a moment to see what actually goes on at b3ta and figure out where the irony and satire comes into it before you start to push other people's work into the archive with images that you think will fit in b3ta just because you are trying to be offensive.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

Fuck off you homophobe!

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

I love arse bandits I do!

I despise racists, but most of all I really hate people who are so ill-educated they don't actually have a clue what racist means.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

"start to push other people's work into the archive with images that you think will fit in b3ta"

after looking at what goes on here is rarely funny other peoples work no.. it was a test to see how many people jump on the bandwagon, and have a fake/scared opinion of what is really going on.. b3ta is a prime example of people only taking the piss out of white meterial or animals... play is safe.. seems the way.. Dont lecture someone you know nothing about. I wont post anymore.. since you all seemed to think i was a racist wanker.. didnt take long for the posters to fly off the handle..

cheers. job done.

(bluepetergriffin, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

Thanks for that.

I'm quite pleased that it was my well worded, and considered response that has driven you from the board and not one of those cunts up there.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

WE'VE ALL BEEN USED AS PAWNS IN THIS MASTERMINDS GAME

GOD I FEEL SO FOOLISH TO HAVE BEEN USED IN SUCH A FASHION

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

Well.

Don't let the screen door hit you where the good Lord split you.

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

It isn't very good.

Not racist, not thought-provoking, it doesn't warrant the pointless discussion above.

(

Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 2:16, archived)

I'm really very sorry

ok I lied

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)

Hahahahahah

I love you!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

I'm crying happy tears

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)

The best kind of tears :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)

Hahaha!

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Aceness :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

do not apologise

the dog clearly loves it.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)

he's a thirsty little guy!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)

and suffering from a sodium deficiency too, it would seem

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

Filthy Bitch

She loves it.

(Dr Baxter, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)

COCKS!

*repost whorage from earlier*

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)

top cocking!

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

likewise squire :D

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)

is that adam savage?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

yaaargh!

from the mythbusters testing the mentos diet pepsi thing.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

seen that one about 6 times :)

i like him, he's enthusiastic, mental and more than a bit childish, much like me.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:51, archived)

and a possesor of a fine ginger goatie.

I would like to have his technical skills.

I would also like to have the t'other uns moustache.

Oh and their female helper bod.. phwoaaar.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

kari byron?

what is the deal with her? i know at least 3 blokes who are obsessed with her! still, tory belleci is fit and i agree that jamie's moustache is awesome

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

She's cute, feisty and likes to blow stuff up

Perfect woman.

(

shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

G'nite b3ta

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

nighty nights

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

nighty night, skuggly

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

"Whaaarrgabble abbbaggle"

(

SolidGoldChimp, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

this is exactly the noise he is making

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

Bindun

www.b3ta.com/board/9346908

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

daaamn

I gif'ed the video and everything specially :(

(

McBadger COW, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:47, archived)

well, yours has more ACTION

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

with more cock detail too

although I think I prefer the cock wobblage this one has going on :)

(

arrangedletters, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)

that's no way to treat a dog

that's how you treat a LADY:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:57, archived)

We Know Your Crimes.

Hello All.

(Dr Baxter, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)

the crimes seem to be

ramming poles up their arses and stealing the whites of their eyes.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

The fear.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)

Larry is Fear.

Click for bigger (438 kb)

(Dr Baxter, Tue 21 Apr 2009, 23:40, archived)

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