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[challenge entry] Fuck yeah!
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# This has soo bindun !=.
- I like it.

(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Is that Terry Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Bindun?!
I can safely say that this is the first ever animated gif featuring Unicorn riding Policemen facing off against Narwhal riding Firemen. :)
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I need more iron in my irony.
Most originalers
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Did you mean: FUCKYEAH!

this am vere woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Bloody firemen and their evil narwhals coming over here, stealing our women, putting out our fires...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# YESSS
MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# narwhals ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# ^this is SCIENCE!™ fact
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello, hello, hello morning all....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hehehhe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha
oooooza good doggy then?

'ningles matey.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# He
Just to warn you i am in a 'can't give a fuck and very pissed off' mood today. Just warning you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# get off my turf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Here doth come the Otterby, in foul and rancid mood.
Maybe he will cheer up, with tasty sugary food?
I'll force feed him some Skittles, and maybe then a Mars,
And wash it down with cans of Coke and cheap Milky Way Stars,
If his mood does not improve, one more thing will I try,
I'll bounce him roughly on my knee, until the fucker cries.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# The sugary foods do nothing for me, as they don't have enough sugar in them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# In that case, c'mere!
*bounces Otterby roughly on knee*

*has occasional grope*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# *ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# That isn't going to help
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *facerapes*

better? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# *applies custard pie to face*
your face, that is...

How's that?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)
# HAPPY WAXY BEACON OF INTERNET OBSESSION DAY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# harsh
but fair :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I hope
he used pepper spray on him 1st dogs like seasoning:)
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# That's ace!
*prints*
*sticks on wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# let it be a warning to all cayke thieves
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# If that man tried to take the cake he had it coming!
(waxdart hello., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :D
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# evidence cake
the second best kind
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# The cayke is safe!
Fuzz triumph!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)
# thats a very relaxed
dead person.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# He's not dead, he's holding the back of his skull in place.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Yes, but what did they learn, specifically?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# hooray! Susan boyle would make a good cop
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Thank Rob it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# yay for scary animals

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Today is the day.
The first time this season that I will actually allow myself to smile.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Awwww Wormy whut u p? Are you feeling well?
I'm moving out tomorrow, and have a shitload off stuff to do bleh.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'm feeling a little down in a more serious, non-football way
but its my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Let me help you with that
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BIG COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Charlton supporter too eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Until Nigel Pearson lifts the league one tinfoil trophy
This embarrasing nightmare is not over.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Sorry ickle TJ
MWAHAHAHA! Had about 20 bigbags outside left by next door for the last three days and even though the binmen go past 6 times a day they haven't removed them.
Caught them as they came round this morning and they refused as they were only there to do the bins.
Called the council and the same guys had to come round and remove them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# You've got to love the logic haven't you...
Our bins sometimes don't get emptied because "it was in a bin, not on the pavement"

Well excuse me for having some fucking decorum and not chucking my waste onto the street like a medieval peasant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# It's even worse for me!
I have to pay £1.50 per bag, it can only go out no more than an hour before collection time with a label attached to each bag with the business name, the adress and the telephone number.
If any of this is done incorrectly they fine us.
To make the street look better all business signs can no longer be put on the street as well as (and remember this is to make the street look nicer) any flower or tree pots.
They then leave a huge pile of rubbish in the street for three days.
They even made me take my sign in killing all my walk past trade. Technically it was on private property and there'd been a sign out there for about fouty years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# the only thing to do is advertise on your bin bags
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Ah yes, you're in central London aren't you...
We have to go through that charade with the office rubbish...

Thing is...

Our office is next to Bodean's, so there's frequently meat byproduct lurking on the pavement for days at a time, right by our front door... Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# see, I knew the police had run out of initiative
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Worst bit is, the puddle of cow fat starts to cook in the hot weather... And it makes me really want steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I have the extractor fans from the chinese and gastro pub to do that fop me
My garden sometimes smells of special fried prawn No 57.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
# So does mine, but that's because I've been trying to grow sealife...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# And then special fry it?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)
# Why but of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Reminds me of Subways next door
When they reopened they though they couple get away using normal bags and we has old 'meat' on the street. It's bad enough the smell we get from the baking of what they pass off as bread mix.
It amazes me how think some people can be, 'It's freshly baked. It's far better than fast food bread.'
Yes. It's frshly baked fast food bread. It's fresh chemicals not frozen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# *shudder*
Subway doesn't even LOOK like real bread! It's got that weird plasticy sheen to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Put a bin in a clear bag, and leave it out for them next time.
Do it to someone else's bin or old one, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Naaa they meant the street bins. I'm on the main road.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Scary Animals?!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Pea from ages ago...
"/

Go on, pat me, I dare you!
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# tea and coffee are gay!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# "winners drink BEER (tm)"
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Buckfast
wimp
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Drink?
PAH!!
Inject it in the eyeball!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I used to work with an anaesthetist who once shot up 20ml of vodka
he nearly died
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# what's you hot beverage of choice prodj?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# buckfast and joints

which I have none of :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# ah, i'm done with that diet
since I stopped I gained like 15 kg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# REEL MEN DRINK PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# NOW DO A POST ABOUT MATLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# What's a Matlock?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Maaaaaaaaaaaaaatlock!

/grampa simpson

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matlock_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Sorry to thread jack!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:27, archived)
# file size is fucking huge
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It's under 400 so i don't care!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Jesus cares
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Well you should,
because the limit for still images is 100kb.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Acceptable: JPG, BMP, PNG, GIF, less than around 400kb.
That's what the B3TA server says
don't bite my head off!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
# fuck it then..sorry for trying to help
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Fuck it i'll just stick to Flickr groups!
You people have to many issues!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
# just come back in 12 hours time when people are more interested in funny ideas
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# yea right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I still love you Fly
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# This is making me think of karaoke...
And coffee...

'nings the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)
# EYE OF THETIGER, SING IT! THE CYBUFFALOW DEMANDS IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
#
dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga
dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga dugga
DUN!

DUN DUN DUN!

DUN DUN DUN!

DUN DUN DERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
# YESSHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
#
DUN!
snare!
DUN DUN DUN!
snare!
DUN DUN DUN!
snare!
DUN DUN DERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
# ADRIAN, ADRIAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# I like my coffee like how I like my buttprostitutes

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
# PAID IN METH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
# First I plunge my balls into them, then I ram it down my throat

and also paid in meth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
# pale, weak
with a surprisingly tight finish?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Black and underage?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ground up and put in a small cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Encased in plastic and / or styrofoam while gently steaming?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *scribbles in notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Haha I love you all
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# o hai!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Harrow

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Bobby' Davro
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Pfft!
Ning Ninj!

Now do Mr Blobby
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ning Sushi!
:D Tis Beerday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Is he the one who isn't Les Dennis?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# That's him!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# hahahahahah!
nings ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Mornin' smasher!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Tesco value Les Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# 'Bobby' Sands...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# :o)
hehehehe
*click*
(Roger_Irrelevant he's completely hatstand, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done, sir

I'm wondering why an english bobby is in front of a French grocery shop, though...

Edit: Oh - cool, candles!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Waaaaayyy!!!
Happy b3ta day you wonderful, talented person you! :D *Glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Awwww, bless you, guv'nor!
Thank 'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Roman Bust Re-animator Project, pt.2



Previously, Pompeius Magnus

edit: thanks, all. hoorah for those kick-ass Romans (what have they ever done for us, etc) and their sculpture.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# FUck me! It's Paul Scholes! :O
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# incredible, huh?
I reckon old Julius Caesar must have left some genes washing about the British Isles that only recently surfaced :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Best footballer ever!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Oh come off it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# What?
In terms of being the model professional - avoids the limelight, decent family man, loyal to his club, just gets on and does a good job on the pitch rather than flouncing about the place like some prima donna. You'll be pretty hard pushed to find his equal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Emile Heskey
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Owen Hargreaves
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Joe Mattock
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ryan Giggs
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Role call of mediocrity
(moistness, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)
#
good job on the pitch
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
#
You will make ammends for this outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# And in an interview with a bunch of Argie Journos
He said his all time best player when asked was "Frankie Bunn"

Legend!
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Ah ok.
I thought you meant ability wise. I do like Paul Scholes, and he is a very professional man, but I don't think you could argue him being the most talented footballer of all time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Most talented, no...
but as a player you'd want on your books, he'd be in my top 10

Edit OMG football discussion on b3ta!! Stop the internets!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Giggs ticks all those boxes
and is about a bazillion times better at football as well.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Henrik Larsson..Ryan Giggs..Roy Keane

top blokes and all far better footballers than ginger
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Keane is a mental though
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# on the pitch..off it he's a gent
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hate Man U...
But love Paul Scholes.
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Paul Mindpiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Clean yourself up,
you smell of mindpiss! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Whoah there!
These are rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Moar!
These are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# tha's good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# This is topshopping
and original. Bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# good lordy, that is amazing! top 'shoppage, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Hahaha
that's really good!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I wish that I knew
how you did these
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Wow.
Just.... wow.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:50, archived)
# these really are rather special
moar please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Do you think they looked at that bust when they cast:
www.hbo.com/rome/cast/actor/season2/kevin_mckidd_v2.html !
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Insert Benny Hill Music! :P
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# aww Officer Clive
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Is Clive his name then?

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# yes :)

but..he's actually a girl :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Hope you don't mind but that's already in my profile...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# That's what it's for :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# FP - top work!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# \o/
Bloody hell! Go for over 5 years without an FP, then 2 in the space of a month.

Joy!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:21, archived)
# haha
same as me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)
# CLIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
I keep meaning to ask you, why do your pics always have really rough edges? I'm not having a go, they just make my eyes hurt sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# "why is it always straining in your pics?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Not sure may be a result of the programs i use
I think it's cause i use a crap
program to redux these the
originals look fine!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I have noticed the majority of them.
Are they big pics that you resize most of the time?

What program so you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# rough edges?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Actullay in the original source pic,
like around the wheel arches.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Too much sharpening
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# yea kinda see it now
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Yes it's cause i use a crap redux program
Do you know a better one!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Looks like your scaling is set on "bilinear", can you set it for "bicubic"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I don't use photoshop it's all japanize to me!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# What program is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# haha
he doesn't want to say.

I bet it's Excel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Pffft
Re: your sig. We're all counting on you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# haha yes
there wasn't enough room for all of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:20, archived)
# oh crap i use a bunch
Painter 2.0
Corel Photohouse
Sqirlz Morph
capture program!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# Have you tried this?
www.getpaint.net/

It is free and extremely easy to use. If you do download it, give me a shout and I can send you some plugins for it that will make your life easier :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# You need to get DrawPerfect 5.1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'm guessing
either the lack of use of antialiasing while chopping the pieces up, and overuse of sharpening filters in the end (most probable). Or a combination thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# aaaawwwwwwwwwwwww! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# yay p.c clive :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# haha yay
www.imeem.com/samurock/music/2viGSMhj/yakety-sax-yakety-sax/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# How about now?
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:14, archived)
# still a bit lego
especially around the car windscreen and other curves
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# That's how it is in the source pic i can't controle that!
And look in my profile not all my pics
look that way i'm a victom of the source!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Sort of, but it looks like the app made it worse. Try Gimp out you might find it helps control the jaggies.
www.flickr.com/photos/19472183@N00/280086810
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Nings all
I think I'd be more inclined to grass if it was to a meerkat.

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# :D
Very nice :D

In other news, I am watching the F1 Practice, and the commentator was just talking about the front wing on the McLaren and said Front Wang. LOL!

Also, Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You need to shop this now

morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Morning Medi!
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# ningles Medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# ello you guys
Things are okay. I have to call a client who promised to call me yesterday. There might be a lot of work coming, or maybe not. I need to get my planning done for the next two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# did you say...
(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Aldridgelols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:57, archived)
# haha! nings RSWW
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Ning Stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# nings Sue
also, Chris de Burgh is on GMTV, he's just said that Wayne Rooney's anal prolapse is bigger than he is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I don't believe you :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# police officers from different races?
I DON'T THINK SO

nings b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hahahah!
ningles everyone!

well it's a nice hot day! YAY!
But I'm stuck in crappy Milton Keynes... BOO...
But then again, it's Friday! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Nings Steve
Count yourself lucky. In Soviet Russia, Milton Keynes is stuck in you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Sounds like putting square pegs into round holes....
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# yo BLD!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Milton Keynes? :(
Boooooooooo!

What the hell are you doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# We have an office here..... I miss my nice office in London.
in fact, that's twice this week....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Oh noes :(
I am starting a work placement on Monday and will be working in Newham :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Newham? I've never been there... I guess that is a good thing :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Yeah.
It is basically the area around City Airport. It is just one huge industrial estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ugh..... nasty
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# are you still there?
have you tried to get out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# it's like a maximum secrurity prison, but without the charm.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# The Aristocat was really the hit of the party
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:54, archived)
# ^ The lady in the middle has nice jugs!

O_o - - WOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# not to mention
they're always on tap.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:57, archived)
# She makes me wish I had six hands
and fiiiiiiiiive kids to feed
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:20, archived)
# you are Kâli
AICMFP
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)
# yup
but could be bigger :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# Pretty kitty is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:56, archived)
# now in technicolor!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:58, archived)
# ^ Mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:09, archived)
# guess who gave your mum that pearl necklace!
;)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:26, archived)
# ?
A deep sea diver?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:39, archived)
#
it was a diver of some sort.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:49, archived)
# Posh pussy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:08, archived)
# The band, group, (what ever the fuck they are) metro station. What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:15, archived)
# this confuses me.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)
# ...
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:06, archived)
# ....
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# MOAR OF THIS KIND OF THING
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:18, archived)
# Unusual subject for these. Unless he's a transvestite--LOL.
Looks great though. Texture works really nicely. Arm blur is neat too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:20, archived)
# Thanks :)
I originally intended to do something very different when I started out with this, it was supposed to be the male counterpoint to something I made ages ago, but once I got started it went somewhere else.

yeah I don't know what's happened to the sentence structure there but you'll just have to pick the bones out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:25, archived)
# Here, I thought I was going to do something like this with it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# two-tone is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:41, archived)
# Madness... Madness... They call it Madness...

^ and mofaha's image is The Specials
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:52, archived)
# No texture, but still nice. I like the noise and texture ones better, but you already know that.
Bit lumpy on her right(our left) hand, but I'd not toss her out for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:42, archived)
# Yeah
it's all a bit rough :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:51, archived)
# YES
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:35, archived)
# Hahahah
perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
# I know, the jawline's different
but still

SHEEN ON
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:39, archived)
# YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad girls bad girls what ya gonna do
What you gonna do when they come for you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:33, archived)
# I like that donna summer song
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:43, archived)
# Toot toot
Which one? Maybe you should provide a link
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# beep beep
also i like that song by fat larry's band
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# anyway the sun just came out so I'm going for a walk
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:12, archived)
# FAT LENNY'S GONNA LICK MAH BRAIN TODAY
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHphOkwnGpQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:40, archived)
#
i rate 5 cause i wana lol its 0 stars
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 7:25, archived)
# The sturdy one in the red dress - Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:55, archived)
# haha!
I thought it was a spoof video at first
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# LOLx2!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:59, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:00, archived)
# Tart!
AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:02, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:03, archived)
# HEY LAYDEE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:06, archived)
# SHE IS USING THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:11, archived)
# THE SAUCY MINX
 
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Out by the pond a beautiful blonde waits for me.
Enticing.

edit- Oh what the hell, you've all heard it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FT1v65c1lI
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:15, archived)
# It's a guitar, only.. smaller.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6En8zrrPZnQ
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:54, archived)
# FUCKING HELL, YOUTUBE
 
RECOMMENDED FOR YOU: MILEY CYRUS?!

FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:56, archived)
# yeah I had to cancel my idiomag subscription because it kept suggesting that I like coldplay
apparently they are like the pixies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:00, archived)
# I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE CATEGORY UNDER WHICH BOTH THOSE NAMES COULD FALL
 
I mean, we know who the Pixies are
but Coldplay
I couldn't call them musicians
I couldn't call them men
I barely consider them fucking human beings

FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:08, archived)
# They both have guitars
that's about as far as I could get
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:11, archived)
# I REMAIN UNCONVINCED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:29, archived)
# now it's Robbie Williams
 
I THINK YOU ARE JUST FUCKING WITH ME NOW, YOUTUBE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:37, archived)
# TIFFANNYYYYY
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:31, archived)
[challenge entry] poor...
(Spyan in Swedish I am 'The Sick', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:22, archived)
#
Now it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# heh
I think what you mean to say is

<img src="http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5758/policefighter2.jpg">

but yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:25, archived)
# duh
ty!!!
(Spyan in Swedish I am 'The Sick', Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# NAE BOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
# The perils of living with your parents
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:16, archived)
# May I interrupt this to say coccidiodal granuloma?
Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:20, archived)
# One way ticket to B&land.
Bit graphic, NSFW and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:23, archived)
# well, it is a flaccid penis
 
and not especially pornographic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# I'M SURE 'ARRY GOT WORSE IN T'ARMY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# I've learned a new word tonight MICROPENIS.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:29, archived)
# heh.
the internet has certainly expanded my horizons, too

www.b3ta.com/board/9382946
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# That's news to me.
Well, I've just tried to find a video of Schlong doing Crisco. It doesn't exist! Waaaaah...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:47, archived)
# Don't do a google image search for meatotomy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:38, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOH!
That's worse than coccidiodal granuloma.
And not nearly as funny sounding. Emphasis on the GRANULOMA!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Gave it more like, nobs are Nobs after all.
Likely a much faster promotion track than a having General in your napkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:36, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhhah fucking hell
 
disturbingly well done
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:26, archived)
# funniest thing ive seen avar!! WINNAR!!!
CLICKS LIKE A PENSIONER NEEDING A HIP REPLACEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:30, archived)
# ^ this
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:16, archived)
# That really works a bit too well
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm at a loss to know if it's more likely to be modded or front-paged :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:08, archived)
# both.
 
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FRONT PAGE
BY THE WAY, YOU ARE SO BANNED
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:34, archived)
# It's like hitting the ball over the fence in backyard cricket
SIX RUNS AND ALSO YOU ARE OUT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 5:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Get out of the car, asshole!

You were driving on the wrong side of the road!
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
# RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAAAH
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Hai pulled you over because your 'eadlight appears to be mahal-functioning
*bang* - ~tinkle~
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:59, archived)
# Hahaha,
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ah pearost time

although it was kind of sh1te last time already.
(I helped save b3ta! blupp relaxes harder, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:32, archived)
# Off thread - Anyone want some motion sickness?
Didn't want to start a new thread...

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
# DRUNK TV!
 
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Stop the world, I wanna get off!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I'm making a new comic story...

Test of the opening scene. Script is an "Olde" with some new twists.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Last one for the night, I promise
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:49, archived)
# what you really need to do, see
 
is change one of the continents into a giant spunking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:51, archived)
# I was considering
turning the Gulf of Mexico into "Teh Quo".

Edit: Besides, Florida's already there.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:56, archived)
# HEY EUROPE! EAT MY FLORIDA
 
/Kliban
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:27, archived)
# *Spews*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:05, archived)
# Job done
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
# I'm trying to lose weight anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:13, archived)
# Goose

4x6" 3 block woodcut. Mostly wanted to play pretty heavy with the textures in the wood. As usual, Amerib3tans can gaz me their address for a copy if they like.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# I see a woman with a gourd
 
'tis woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)
# PENIS PENIS PENIS GOURD, PENIS GOURDY GOURD
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:37, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:20, archived)
# I like that, especially the shading.
(But I'm continentally challenged --- hmm, that sounds bad :-)
Hmm, is the shading in the wood-cutting, though, or in how you apply the ink?

I'm guessing you sculpt the wood, ink it up, and apply to paper. Here with three blocks (or four if the tail is on its own), so you have to get the registration right too.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:10, archived)
# in the inking
I ink the block with a brayer -- a softish rubber roller. I lay down two strips of ink, brow and white for the body, and roll the brayer through them. The inks blend together to give you a nice gradiation. The green is done the same way, but i printed that first, and some of the white carried over on top of the green which actually looks kinda cool i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# he bangs
(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:06, archived)
# looks like a flower, stings like a bee.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:11, archived)
# haha
Bennett is the ultimate flower/killer.
(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Click for bigger (21 kb)
(dewie, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:49, archived)
# pffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 6:47, archived)
# don't ask for a reason

cuz i've none to give.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Lovely, but just needs a smidge more Don Estelle.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:37, archived)
# (Not sure what I'm dribbling on about there, but it does gives me a good excuse to post this unshopped pic for your entertainment and possible future use)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:16, archived)
# heh
I didn't know he spent his last years over here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Estelle

also I am seriously regretting having looked this up
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb37k98aZi8
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:26, archived)
# KIWFSHSFMAMOIKTM!!
Kill it with fire, sticks, hammers, fucking shitty magnets, and all manner of implements known to man.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:33, archived)
# That's so sad!
(Fly Projector, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# something inside of me just died a little
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:38, archived)
# but this makes it all better again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSBNY0gETug

especially the second strain. : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:40, archived)
#
(insert facepalm image here)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Kill him! Then yerself!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 3:57, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHH FUCK YEAH
 
seriously, isn't she fucking DEAD YET
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:03, archived)
# Fraid not,
but when she does pop her clogs.....PARTY TIME!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:04, archived)
# Hahahahaboohoohooohooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Thanks for the source piccy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:28, archived)
# That's about the size of it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 4:09, archived)
# NO REASON IS NEEDED FOR MORE TUBAS
g'night, all you lovely b3tans, i'm off to play with myself before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:38, archived)
# i love you for your honesty
goodnight smash.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:40, archived)
# you're sweet
just for that, i'll think of you while i'm doing it.
g'night ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:45, archived)
# no reason hehe
so ill pearoast this here
(JoePesky, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:57, archived)

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