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For all your parkour culinary needs...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

ROFL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Well if it makes you better at jumping around

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Holy lateral thinking baman!

EDIT: BEST FACEBOOK MESSAGE EVER

hi is your dads name john and do you have a brother called gary ?if so i believe im one of your sisters . sorry if its not you though

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I had a similar thing from someone somewhere once. It was rather amusing :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

HEY I THOGHT THAT WAS PRIVAT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

I ALWYZ KIDS AND TELL

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:28, archived)

YOUR MI ANGLE

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:38, archived)

I once got a message via Friend Reunited

from a man apologising for being such a bastard and a bully to me when I was a young 'pot.
I was so tempted to say that he'd scarred me for life and I was in prison for murder.

He cited places where I used to hang out where this bullying took place. It was quite spooky and I wondered if I'd repressed the memories.
*twitches*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:32, archived)

Perhaps

he was just a bit of an incompetent bully and considered amongst his acts were not holding the door open for you and refusing to say "Good morning"

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

Ooh no

I'd remember that!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm happy to say most of the cunts at my school are now dead junkies

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:52, archived)

"no sorry, that's not me, that means we can fuck, tho"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

pffffft

nice :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

haha

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

Don't pour it on your Battenberg

It contains anti-caking agent.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

OHNO

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:24, archived)

One might argue that parkour has potentially disastrous table and cooking uses.

(Or am I just being a bit of a mum?)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

i am a heron.

i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:40, archived)

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FLIGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:45, archived)

Greetings, vault dwellers.

(LennySA, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

GLOW LITTLE BOTTLE, GLOW!

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

It is almost like you don't realise that it is my birthday!

Bad n00b!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Whoa. You have some first.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

ooo

shiny

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

i am making sound effects to accompany this picture

wobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwobwob

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

Smells of NukaLurks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

See, here's another thing I don't get about fallout

so pre-war everyone's terrified of nuclear apocalypse and are building massive vaults so they might survive, but the most popular drink is called nuka cola?

I just can't imagine how they managed to market that product in such uncertain times.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:47, archived)

Americans, mate.

You sophisticated Aussies wouldn't understand, cos you're too clever.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:00, archived)

delicious

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

I liked Fallout 3.

I spent a month engrossed in it, went everywhere and did everything and now I cant stand playing it :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

same

but that's because my computer is broken and i cant play it at more than 5 frames per second

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:29, archived)

Yeah I'm sort of the same, it was sort of the fact that there was so much to do and clear through and stuff that makes me not see any point to play again.

At least Final Fantasy VII had a good storyline.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:33, archived)

I've tried so hard to love that game

I really should love it, it's got everything I look for in a game and it's been done really well.

Except that I keep dying and having to go back three or four saves just to be able to play again

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:44, archived)

Finished it the day before yesterday.

204 hours. Went everywhere, did everything.

Yeah, I liked it. Trouble is, now I keep going round with "Bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo..." in my head.

And it doesn't seem to be going away.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

IIII DONT WANT TO SET THE WOOOORLD OOOON FIII-ERR

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:59, archived)

I JUST WANT TO SET A FLAME IN YOUR HEAAAAART"

I showed my mum a bit of Fallout 3 with that song on (it was the closest thing to pop music on the radio when she was little)

while I was gazing out from the balcony of Tenpenny Tower.

I swear she cried a little bit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:09, archived)

Then you BLEW UP MEGATON

And she was like, 'AWESOME!'

And you were like, 'FUCKS YEAH!'

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)

Aw, shit.

Knew I'd forgotten to do something.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:12, archived)

Lovely!

Now we just need some Abraxo cleaner, some turps and maybe an empty tin can...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

Y E S !

i'll have 3 (just enough to finish this quest)
Woo yeah *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:51, archived)

Happy birthday Redsushi :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:03, archived)

LOOK AT HIM BOUNCE YEEAHHHHH!

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

i am a heron.

i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

NOT THE POTS AND PANS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

CRIVVENS GET OOT MA POTS N PANS YA DAMN GREET BURD

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

i am a BUTT

if you do not also be a BUTT 10 times you will get cancer in your butt

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Whut? Whut?

In my butt?

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Ratsta, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hah, you r a butt

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

sir, sir i must insist that you are also a butt in this situation

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

I am wearing a hat.

A. HARD. BOILED. HAT

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

i think i might do a sort of noir detective story thing in the near future

but i gotta try not to just copy problem sleuth. fuck.

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

Yeah I was thinking of that earlier today too,

and the best I could come up with is 'Your hammer is out of ammo'

Fuck you brain, fuck you.

Also I think I'm going to see if I can do that funky victory dance and then record myself doing it. IN A HARD-BOILED FASHION

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:23, archived)

I want a hard boiled hat.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:20, archived)

do you have tits mr. heron?

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

I just said that >:[

www.b3ta.com/board/9395113

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

Fuck off Psychedelic Warlord!

/ac

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

Haha when did you say that?

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

0:12 on the 26th of April you cunt!

Can't you read?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

LIES

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/15246?q=fuck+off+Psychedelic+Warlord

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

I THOUGHT SO.

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

FUck you baldy :P

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

Seeya doofus, I'm off :)

tra

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:25, archived)

Laters love!

Have fun in the nicest town in the US ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

I'M NOT REPOSTING IT

MY POTS AND PANS ARE ALREADY IN A STATE HA! YOUR PLANS HAVE FAILED

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

DRAT!!

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

yes thats why I reposted it

and will have to do this again ten times

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:39, archived)

hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

Nice try, but you forgot the danglies ;)

www.b3ta.com/board/9395192

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

Fuck you fatty ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

\o/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

How do you lovely lump of fluff?

Haven't seen you around much....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

Nah - I'm in the US on bizniss and on holiday

Currently in Seattle

*crosses legs and raises croissant in your honour*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Pfft!

You smug bastard! ;)

Say hello to Sam, Sock, Ben and Andi for me....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

who?

I saw Jerry Seinfeld last night, which was kinda cool.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

Coolio :D

Also, eztv.it/shows/561/reaper/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

mmmkay

Absolutely no idea what that is

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

It is very enjoyable.

Basically, Sam is beholden to the devil because his parents sold his soul. It is set in Seattle. It is written and produce by Kevin Smith of Clerks and Mallrats fame. It is rather enjoyable.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:19, archived)

Hapy Toast did that

Quite often

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Cheers cuntnugget :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

You're welcome pisscudgel :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

Happy Birthday Mr Whoop

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

Thank you :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

Yay :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I like this :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Did you see my reply down there a bit, about importing gifs into CS4?

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

Spotted

for tomorrow; I am smashed

but tar! ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

:) It works for me anyways.

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zoldergoose, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:18, archived)

happy birthday!

have a good one

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

It appears to be your birthday, Redsushi

I am a birthday heron. i ahev a long neck for blowing out candels and i pick cake out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your anus tonight and make a mess of your guts and organs

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

NOT THE GUTS AND ORGANS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

YAY!

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:06, archived)

Needs more me ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

well...

I've always said you were a pussy :D

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Aces :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hahahaha

That is woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Boingy boingy...

I'll add my happy bioday to him here. "Happy Bioday Red'y!"

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:07, archived)

Thanks :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

Have a nice Sunday, Michael.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

YOU USED HIS REAL NAME

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:09, archived)

I'm a maverick, Colin.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

Why are we so musically incompatible, Samwise :(

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

You like beeps and I like the other stuff.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

i was listening to metal earlier

but then i started listening to metal with beeps in it. i got drawn back to the beeps, man.

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Shada, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

I don't like metal.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

Was it a computer?

Were you listening to a computer Shadahada?

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:15, archived)

You've done it now, Tarquin

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:13, archived)

Don't be daft, Chris.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:14, archived)

I shall try Samuel :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:11, archived)

bouncy bouncy

africaan boombata

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:08, archived)

BEATS WILL ELECTRIFY! BEATS WILL ELECTRIFY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:12, archived)

squeep deep dooby do whap wow skibabadib do we pap po la diddy waaa

Scat doesn't work in text form.

*I shit in your mouth.. you eat it we both wank our selves happy until the guilt sets in. see yes it does lololololololololololololol*

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:16, archived)

Happy birthday Soosh!

*kisses*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:17, archived)

*kisses back*

Oooh! Nice tongue action..... :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:22, archived)

GJM

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)

Pfft!

GJWATL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

TJ: Art rage!

I've been drawing a Redwing for a couple of evenings, on and off, andnow that it's nearly finished it's only now I see on the corner of the paper what looks suspiciously like a child-induced snot stain.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)

It's nothing to sneeze at.....

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)

TELL ME AGAIN, HUMAN.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

It is nothing to sneeze at....

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:59, archived)

Great imitation.

I maintain there should be a copy other b3tan's style week.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)

Pffft.

Ive already done about a million.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)

I have no style

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

Been there, done that...

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Seeing that I am crap at stuff like that

I shall just pretend to be Pasanonic and call everyone a cunt.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

His sig would be interesting that week though

So I just compo anything with a... hang on

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

Hahahaha

With style!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

i suggested it as a compo once.

see :)

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:48, archived)

Er, nope.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

bah humbug

top of the 2nd page of my ,mostpopular thingies. :D :P

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:55, archived)

That's a good idea, widening it to anyone.

Just b3tans is a bit too exclusive for the weekly image challenge, but that could work.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)

it is what I'm full off

that and shit

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

This is just about all I can actually do

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Shlvng, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

Good Job Micro..... errr We are the lemon

;) nicely

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)

Your's is better :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)

I cant get the pixels right :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

You have the style,

without the over-riding sense of being an utter cunt. I think I shall get a Sausage and Egg McMuffin on monday morning to eat on the sail to work.....*thinks*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Neither can Microwave, but that doesn't stop him

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Haha

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)

Night

you bastards :D

that is said with affection

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

G'night

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

afliction

ta ta :)

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arrangedletters, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:10, archived)

Your vim is not high enough to perform CANDYCORN VAMPIRE

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:31, archived)

Why are you stealing Microwaves thing?

Don't draw a frog.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)

Its a triple-redundancy fallback mechanism that prevents idle drawing time in low hummus situations.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:35, archived)

Vampires might well be very thoughtful beings

this one looks lost in prose

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)

GJWATL

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ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)

GJM!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:32, archived)

WHY DONT YOU DRAW A THING FROM YOUR OWNHEAD

FROM THE HEAD WHAT YOU OWN

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:33, archived)

Ownhead?

That's that round thing isn't it?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:36, archived)

DNT PT T NXT T TH SHRP THNG.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:38, archived)

DRAW A FUCKING BOAT.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

A FUCKBOAT, A BOAT FOR FUCKING IN

or
A FUCKING BOAT, A BOAT THAT IS FUCKING?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)

A BOAT AS IN "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU EVER FORGET"

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ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:44, archived)

I liked that video. The Jizzpants one slightly less so.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

A. FUCKING. BOAT.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

OK. THE LETTER A FUCKING A BOAT. GOT IT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

WHO SAYS I DONT OWN MICROWAVES HEAD??

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)

Also:

Sometimes I dont brain so well. I let people know by TALKING LIKE THIS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:41, archived)

my first compo entry

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:39, archived)

Well I'm glad someone used it...

;)

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:46, archived)

i didn't :P

I just cloned out the stuff from b3ta.com/board/9394844

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:04, archived)

You strange boy...

;)

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..wil, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:31, archived)

go team style combinations!

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:42, archived)

RORSCHACH GET BACK TO CLASS

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)

STOP FLICKING INK ON HIS FACE DREIBERG

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)

OH SHIT ITS MR. MILNS, COME TO TEACH US ABOUT DRUMLINS AND TARNS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:45, archived)

YOU HAVE RUINED VOLCANOES FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS. WELL DONE LEMONS. WELL FUCKING DONE.

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:49, archived)

I AM AN ELGLISH TEACHER

IT'S AN YOU STUPID GEOGRAPHY PERSON

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)

free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdhLQCYQ-nQ

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

CATINABOX

Simple and effective.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:54, archived)

sure fire hit

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:01, archived)

hahaha

what are cats like eh?......:D

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:56, archived)

this cat was featured as the cat walking about with a paper bag on its head about a month ago

the rest as they say.

is history

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:02, archived)

GJWATL

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:05, archived)

thanks

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Microwave, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

Keep up the GJ

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)

Henry

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:01, archived)

Arf!

Ning Sire! I was tempted to call you today and make you go into work on your day off, but instead I went boozing :) How's life?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

I was actually at work this afternoon, after replacing a 15mm Fisheye lens

someone nicked off me last Friday; the one bit of my kit uninsured, and a healthy £600 all in by 14:00pm

should have made that call mate :)

Tomorrow, i'm off to see my best mate's baby that's just been born, with a 85mm 1.2 for posterity

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)

Yay :D

Have fun on that :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

That is a very small baby

;)
/edit: I bought the 17-85 EF-S USM IS last week. Do you know it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

EF-S lenses don't fit on my 5D2 mate

sounds like fun though

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:31, archived)

Oh yeah, I only realised that after I posted it

'tis a lovely lens though, and my puny 20D loves it too
/edit: 230 euros, a bargain!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Take that you foreign ;)

b3ta.com/links/Lovely_female_nude_painting

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

OMG ITS MELTING

Thanks. Now who's going to pay for some new eyes?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

Argh!

Some warnings surely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)

is that model up or down from the r2?

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

Up, R2 Units are a bit old school these these days

www.the-digital-picture.com/Reviews/Canon-EOS-5D-Mark-II-DSLR-Digital-Camera-Review.aspx

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

;)

*Nikon d40s*

I bought it to do stopmotion with but then i discovered it doesn't do live feed outs.. and I'm yet to get round to buying a video assisst for it..

pays to do your research before shelling out the spends :D

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

did you say it was your birthday tomorrow?

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

Yes, I did :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

here have a present

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

Fucking have it :D

Thank you Mr Shada you lovely hunk of wonderful :D

EDIT:

Consider it desktopped :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

As it is a rather small picture originally,

it has a really lovely pixelly quality made massive :D I Love It! Thank you :D Is it ok if I whack it in my profile?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:30, archived)

That icon over the R

I LOVE HORSES LINK!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)

Pfft!

It is a horse, but it is a running horse, this one in fact!

www.b3tards.com/u/67a65da9325cc9b514a8/muybridge_horse_walking_animated.gif

It is for a seamhorse animation when I can be arsed :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

So your folder icons

depict the contents?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

It wasn't actually a folder,

just a gif saved to the desktop. But yes, my folders do depict the contents.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:37, archived)

you've captured the enthusiastic joy of his username perfectly

happy birthday for tomorrow r!w!w!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:42, archived)

Cheers fella :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:49, archived)

Happy tomorrow birthday!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

Danke.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

*bums*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

*enjoys*

But don't tell anyone ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

Aww

Happy lots of cake tomorrow day :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)

Cheers fella.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:29, archived)

Happy 40th, Buttsushi!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:57, archived)

It aint my fucking birthday yet you cocknugget! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)

It's close enough, dicktits.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)

I love you Sammy :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)

Oh, Michael!

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'd say happy birthday but I think you're a cunt

hurry up and die.

I will say the same tomorrow*.

on facebook.

because you're a cunt, Michael.

*in about 50 mins

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

Michael is a potato goblin.

Gobblin'.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

and a cxunt masqueradign as a cock-in-eye

I KNOW YOUR SECRETS MICHAEL!!

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:15, archived)

I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE A FUCKING COCKNEY

YOU PATHETIC GINGER CUNT! I WAS BORN IN KENT YOU CUNT! KENT! CUNT! KENT! CUNT! KENT! CUNT! Sidcup? FUCKING KENT YOU CUNT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)

SHUT UP WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE NORTH. STOP TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TRUE NATURE

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:23, archived)

Molto happi b'day

Signor Sushi!

Hef hef hef hef hef.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)

Molto Grazie Boris :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)

At first glance it looked like Leia was carrying some really posh shopping bags!

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

When in fact it was a really posh frock

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:20, archived)

And there's a dude with a toilet on his head

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)

He's a bit potty

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:04, archived)

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

HehHeh!

Nice.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)

I like zalgo mostly because he always triggers massive attack in my head noggin box shape.

....moving up slowly.

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)

He comes...

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:21, archived)

*spluff*

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:25, archived)

Hello silence my old friend :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)

norwegian army didn't prove very successful against the empire did it

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:14, archived)

They got to do lots of jogging!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:16, archived)

We had to bail them out...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

henry is immune to war

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)

I think he may be slightly deaf

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)

Ta about the book!

(only saw the message a little while ago - I've been busy drawing...)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)

Generated a surprising amount of interest to be honest

glad you got round to doing the whole thing

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)

Only took five months to write.

Only...
Mind you, it was done at lunchbreaks and after the wife and kids went to bed, so given a clear run, it might have been quicker. Writing the names out was one thing, but it was sorting the taxonomy that took the brain power and time.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:30, archived)

what

(The Director of Directing, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)

Woohoo!

Nicely!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:18, archived)

I have mixed feelings about Henry.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:27, archived)

scribblings

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

Very nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

Gah!

25 minutes til I knock off work and I cna barely keep my eyes open. It's either lacitude or vinegar strokes:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

I am horrendously fucking bored.

So much so in fact that I just went to play.com and bought 3 DVDs I don't think I will watch more than once.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

That's nothing!

I'm so horrendously bored I'm watching Johnathan Creek!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

Which series?

I used to fucking love Jonathan Creek.

Also, the most interesting thing that happened to me today was that I changed my guitar strings. Not just replacing the original ones, but moving from super lights to lights.

SUPER LIGHTS TO FUCKING LIGHTS MAN! I AM FUCKING LOONY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

It's one of the earlier ones

Stick with super lights, less chance of getting cancer. I'm a .12 down me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

The ones I bought today were .10.

I had to finally succumb to heavier strings due to my fucking retarded fascination with Nick Drake and mentally ridiculous tunings.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

tisk

tens aren't heavy:P

forteens are heavy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

I didn't say they were heavy,

I said they were heavier ;)

How fucking boring are we ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

Seven bored.

Ah 11 to go.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

Have you tried raping some of the guests?

That may help the time pass....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:54, archived)

Naaa. They'd expect it to be included in the price.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)

ernie ball Earthwood Rock and Blues Acoustic Guitar strings

ftw :D

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)

Ooh, this reminds me of Half Life 2

Oh, to anyone who hasn't yet got it, the orange box (HL2, Episode 1, Episode 2, Portal, TF2) is only £5 on Steam this weekend.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:20, archived)

i bought it when it first came out

only to find that portal doesn't work on my laptop :(
still haven't played it yet...

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)

I bought it last year

only to find the network at my accommodation blocks Steam :(

Haven't played it yet either.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

I bought it last year

only to find that I'd forgotten HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE online playing

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

Damn. I guess the good thing with Steam is you'll always have it there to download

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)

Yay!

Cheers for that info, just made a purchase :)

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Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

Good show.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:32, archived)

HL1 >>>>>>>>> HL2

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Yeahhhh but everyone has played HL1 a thousand times through already.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

Then play Blue Shift or Opposing Forces :)

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

more like Blue Shaft and Opposing Farces

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Or that coop version that was on the PS2

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

Decay?

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Deus Ex > both HLs anyway.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

I disagree.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:41, archived)

Huh. Well. I'm all for differences of opinion and so on, but in this case I'm afraid you're just wrong.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:43, archived)

Nope.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

I don't care about the discussion

I just wanted to dissagree with both of you

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)

just download mods

millions of fucking mods!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:37, archived)

HELP I AM TRAPPED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF MY MODS

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

SHIT!! PLEASE DRAW A DEPICTION OF THIS CIRCUMSTANCES IN THE FORM OF A DEPICTION OF THIS CIRCUMSTANCE

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Yes Half life 1 does lead onto Half life 2

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

I'm crying.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

> cry in a more hard-boiled manner

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

>turn off window

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

half life 2 could've done with more bollock-spiders and elaborate scientist deaths

and half life 1 would've been awesome to play through with a gravity gun

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:40, archived)

I suspect that mod will be available

h1:source + gravity gun

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

that would be Ultimate Awesome

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:59, archived)

Fuck.

For that I'm buying my brother his own copy.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)

Reminds me of 'What's in the box?'

Very nice.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

Great as usual :)

Bea arthur is dead

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)

Arthur, Bea

Philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half the Bea has got to be,
Vis a vis its entity. Do you see?

But can a Bea be said to be
(Or not to be) an entire Bea,
When Arthur, Bea is not a Bea,
Due to some recent injury?

(Singing)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:25, archived)

deadpool will not like this information.

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

She is on the blob and up set about the fake death of Harry

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

yeah mon, she dead

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:38, archived)

Time to see if she had a knocker on her front door

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:45, archived)

if you haven't seen Waltz With Bashir, do

your angles and mood reflect a key sequence in the film.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)

*googles*

that looks pretty awesome
i'll be sure to give it a watch

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

It really is.

I concur with revmoola's observation.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

They are looking for survivors

to turn them into victims

lol!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

nice!

Stratford Olympic village if I'm not mistaken.

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)

every picture you've been making recently has made me think of STALKER

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:39, archived)

never played stalker

or fallout 3
but apparently i've been ripping them off without realising it :(

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

haha well it's just gasmasks and desolation, really

i doubt STALKER invented that

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

every picture you've been making recently has made me think of STACKER

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:42, archived)

Ha. That's an imaginative clone.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:48, archived)

this is stunning

much woo

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spacefish bong!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:44, archived)

Y E S !

duly *clicked*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:33, archived)

Combat Tortoise!

cfb
www.b3ta.com/board/9394800

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

cunt them in their badgers, Charlie

nicely :D

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

I chose you, Lambo!

Woo :)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

he was easily defeated by gimpzord

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

two sets of cutlets..

feel a little sleepy now

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

a set of cutlets

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)

*gives lettuce*

Nice one Tribs.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)

tortie power!

nice!

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Yay :)

Also, I told you she got it because she didn't listen to me

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

The dark side of physics!

Damn you, Newton!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

Hahaha

You nutter! ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

If yours don't end up like this

I'll be very very disappointed.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

hell yes

that's pretty damn awesome :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

hehe, look at his "helmet"

hehe, helmet!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:49, archived)

Awesome

I'm trying to imagine waht music should be playing during the charge though...

(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:57, archived)

Iron Maiden

Slowly Creep to the Hills

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)

arf

hellmand here i come:)

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:58, archived)

Hooray!

Desktop time!

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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 3:04, archived)

Where the hell have I been?

I've been gone WAY too long.

Been dealing with photomutation and animations. Its a tiny animated avatar but huge high quality file size It's a contsructed "ficticious" Vizard character based on Bleach (the japanime), the streets of Japan, a mask someone else drew and I touched up, some random Star Wars game, and me fighting with a drawpad and fader tools in Photoshop CS3. An inch across.. 8 hours.. priceless, I had to share, even though an adult in love with anime is... well, yeah. /hang head

Made this for a friend. I'd worry about posting it but once it goes on the net it'll be in google image in a week anyway. But you've seen it first. Mock away. :(

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LYNX Scout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:47, archived)

WORDS :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING WORDS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

I'd love to go to a deaf peoples convention and fart very loudly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

I want to fart up Jilly Goolden's nostrils

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)

There is something alarming about that woman....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

I only understood about 3.6% of what you just said

Did that really take you 8 hours? Did you draw all the characters yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:56, archived)

Excuse me for being behind on trends

No, the reasons are pretty fucking emo, has to do with bad hands, hence having 8 hours to sit around and draw shit.

Well, between surfing the web.

People got mean here, when did thisturn into 4chan? Gimme my friggin' carebear and let me get out of here :D

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LYNX Scout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

I'm sure you're a lovely person and this is very well done for you,

but I don't get it...

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

thanks, I go now, to cut and paste random static images

It's based off a cartoon and was done for someone else. But criticism is good.

But the Village People were never good.

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LYNX Scout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:09, archived)

Nicely random comment to end on there!

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..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

How was that mean?

I only asked if it really took you that long. Also the question about the character was a genuine one.

I still don't get it though

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:34, archived)

Huh?

Anime is gay.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

Music is gayer.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:03, archived)

Don't be gay.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

> Jeru: Be gay in a more hard-boiled manner

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:04, archived)

pick up key

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

Your key is out of bullets.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

Ride the desk like a mechanical bull

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)

Dear Mr Ttsa... Tssat... You

Did you pick me some top tunes yet?

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

TATSTARTER IS STILL THINKING.

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Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

Cheers, tat.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)

apart from the village people

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arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

wut?

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

Maybe you should have posted that instead of that wank then,

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

it's pretty much a guarantee that if you make something for a friend no one else in the world will understand what it's meant to be about

(

Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)

this is the general board

I am avoiding fads or bandwagons, but this is known well enough to not be an inside joke.

Just apparently by a small subculture.

Not the transvestite one, or the ones with mask fetishes.

If that were the case Id have put him in a motorcycle helmet.

(

LYNX Scout, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

It's from that anime bleach.

You know, the one with about a billion episodes and it takes them four 20 minutes episodes to finish one fight.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:11, archived)

Anime is gay.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)

guys i think ttssattsr is trying to tell us something

but i cant work out what

(

Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)

What's that Ttssattsr?

FUCKING MAD FLYING 19TH CENTURY FRENCH CAT MAN WILL KILL YOU

KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)

I'm afraid I have to ask

lolwut?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)

(

giant_squid, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

hahahahahahaha

woo!

(

manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

A HUM'MING BIRD!!!!!!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

DUP fatherfucking LO

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

You know that most midgets kill themselves!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:41, archived)

I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

A Humping Bird

(

The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

Oh Gwendolyn my twigs are all a quiver

woo :)

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

A mother fucking handbag!

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

am crying here after logging on and seeing that remark

I demand a film be made with that as a tagline, possibly with Stallone as Bracknell

hahahahahaha

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

I've had it with these motherloving handbags in this motherloving lost luggage office!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

haaaaaaaa!

corrupted film quote pissage :D

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:53, archived)

My dear algy

you talk exactly as if you were a cuckoo. It is very vulgar to talk like a cuckoo

(Splurgy, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

Algernon grabs the nearest linoeum knife and slices open his abdomen as Lady bracknel watches in grim fascination He then forces the knife into her hands and makes her slice open her own abdomen removing her overies, with her hands still, and thrusts them inside is own gaping torso wound.

ALGERNON: WHO'S THE FUCKING CUCKOO NOW BITCH!! WHO'S THE CUCKOO NOW!!!!!

what a wit that wilde was.

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

Fuck you honkey

I am going to watch The Third Man

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

good film :)

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:54, archived)

Great film

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

excellent film

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)

It is indeed :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

wrong answer

*demands refund*

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)

Pffft!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Best play ever written :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

He looks like he has

great eggspectations

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:48, archived)

Silly Richy T.

Oscar Wilde is not Charles Dickens!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:49, archived)

Facepalms

err, no. I mean "prove it" :)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

woo

btw

(

cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:50, archived)

hahaha

christ

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)

THIS IS IMPORANT

PLEASE FOLLOW INSTUCTION

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:31, archived)

Ultimate recruiting tool:

(CFB)

A dino with a frickin' laser beam on its head.

(

Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Where do I sign?

Woo!

(

Joliet, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

YES!

I mean

FUCKYEESSSS!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

Oh yes

I would join to have such a stead

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Can't you do a little genetic tampering with your inmates?

Supersize a Chinese Water Dragon or something...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

I shall simply wait until our new Giant Tortoises turn up

and charge on one to Scotland Yard to offer my services :)

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

Heavy armoured tanks, hell yeah!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

Sweet :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

hahahahaha fucknuts!

woo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

And for the river police:

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

Hehehe, indeed

(

Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

Is there any other kind of shark?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

GO TEAM SHARK

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

FUCK YEAH

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

That contains

ALL of the awesome.

(

Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

the one on the right is all like

"bahhhahahahaha"

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

BEWARE

(

ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

Is that a

Di-plod-ocus?

(

gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

During The Interval At The Coloseum....

Click for bigger (50 kb)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:51, archived)

He's overexpurted himself.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:52, archived)

Your confectionery skills are worthless!

Huh!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)

whats that stuck on his head needle?

HUH!

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)

It's a lollipop

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

One of these

www.wonderbrains.com/images/products/l/lollipop-drum_1.jpg
woulda been more obvious...

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

Arrrghhhh!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)

aaaaaaaah

i see it now :D

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

pffffft :)

Don't get all Gandhi on me

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

i'm hungover :(

toap is all I feel I can manage.

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

I was drinking last night, I woke up fine

until I saw that both of my heels were bruised

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

did you do much excessive dancing?

my issue is I mix my drinks times lots.

drinking just one type is boring :(

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

No, I didn't go out

I don't know how it happened

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

gout?

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

arf...................don'tcha giv me no bull now:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

moved from bolton have we...?

;)

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

"feels so good,to have no roots"

udo lindenberg:nothing but a vacuum:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:47, archived)

ahahahahahaha fuck!

This makes me pffffft out delicious mexican foods :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Escamoles?

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

Nachos with cheese, spring onions and jalepenos

And delicious enchiladas :D

I love loan day! :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

get in :)

needs more escamoles.

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

Now Im going to go to a public house and enjoy some beverages in the sun :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:46, archived)

that sounds fucking good to me

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

mmmmmmm ant eggs :D

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

I have no problem with eating insects

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

Yes please

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:16, archived)

Isn't that guy from the Chinese Timotei advert?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

We represent the lollipop guild

the lollipop guild
the lollipop guild
and in the name of the lollipop guild
we wish to welcome you to munchkin land!

Woo

(

Joliet, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:01, archived)

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:44, archived)

Hahaha

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:02, archived)

this is good :)

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

I got bored and made this:

apologies for size but it is under 100k...

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

Beautiful!

*click*
You big poof :D

(

ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

I put the poo into poof! ;)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/psd/0219.policeman.psd (1.3 Meg)

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Mark Oaten?

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Hahaha!

It needs to be written in Jokerman.

(

ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

SPACE DOCKING!

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

heh heh

needs more handbag:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

She's a funny colour.

Let's play guess the disease.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

It's not lupus...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

Chortle!

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

^ NORKS!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Bewbs!

Where's the photo of?

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

strueth

epic and lovely that :)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

HELLO!...

...*boing!*

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

BREASTS

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)

that is lovely :D

After nearly 2 months of having in on rental, I have finally watched In Bruges and I liked it :D

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object.

I was upset.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

pfffft :D

Are the swans still there?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

Two manky whores and a racist dwarf.

I'm off.

(

wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I saw that the other week, absolutely brilliant

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Best film i have seen for a long

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

you like the alcoves?

207.44.242.20/links/225566

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

The fucking what?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

you know

sort of like nooks and crannies!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

good film :D

now rent The Chaser, Naked Lunch and Taxidermia :)

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

Suits the mood of the track I'm listening to.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

boobies!

and in a shameless TJ: my paper's online at last.
pubs.acs.org/journal/cgdefu

And frankly, I doubt anyone gives a rat's left testicle.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Your current credentials do not allow retrieval of the full text article.

But regardless: tl;dr

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I hate that guff.

I don't get access to unless I'm at work, even though I wrote the bloody thing...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Still, the title is nice :)

Congrats.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Your musical compatibility with The_Zeitgeist is Very Low.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Well, sort yourself out man.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Hey!

Today has been: Lia Ices, Sir Lord Baltimore and Erik Satie.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

I have heard of none of these.

Tell me some bands I should discover.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Depends what you like. I'll add your last.fm and have a little browse.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

mine is HIGH

man you just dont listen to the right stuff

(

Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

I don't listen to music with beeps and shit.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:48, archived)

*Pops crystal in some peatfree compost*

Rightio clever clogs how often should I water it?

Contraulations as well :D

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Ta!

They like water if a) it's at 180 degrees in a sealed system and b) you have the reactants in the right concentrations, or it makes a common byproduct.

/geek

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

..........................I think I'll jst start it off on some babybio

and see where I go from there

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

That's it. Aim for the sky!

I was thinking more mouse's

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

Thats some heavy period she's having

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

Haha!

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Reminds me of the film "the reaping"

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

Oooh that's wonderful!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

that is rather special.

(

arrangedletters, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

NO NIPPLES

(

Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

NO LADYBITS AT ALL!!

I was being careful to avoid any NSFW nazis...

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

What use is she then?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

Ballast?

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

I'd make her too!

woo!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

What happened to

I am a mong and this is my song???

(injuredllama was bored until, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

you hum it

and I'll ingore you...
C'mon fella this is a picture board...for Pictures

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

She doesn't look strong enough ... to lift houses.

(

Ttssattsr, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

they turned it into

an advert for 118 247

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

I still hear Magical Trevor.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

You.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha!

This is every episode of Dawson's Creek ever!

(

Joliet, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:43, archived)

YBM.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

-___- ...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

mother of all fail

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

actually this might be his mother...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

this was born for the internet

tis magnifico:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

Would

and yes I would

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:26, archived)

it's ok, the concrete will break his fall

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

yup... (he changed his clothes on the way down)...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

oh HAI!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

Eh?

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

best cdc ever!...

...:D ....... :D ....... :D...!!!!!!!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Thankyou!

I made it!

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

'Tis true!

I have a special folder called 'CDC' full of wonders like this. You shall be credited next time! :D

(Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

I don't know

You haven't started singing yet.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

fancy dress might help

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

I love this!

(

..wil, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:29, archived)

cheers guvnor:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:33, archived)

that's cool...

...but the hands are just creepy!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:31, archived)

they gotta frisk you with SOMETHIN'...:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:34, archived)

Why not 'frisk with a whisk'?

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

whisky delta bravo

or summat:D

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

are you saying...

...they might 'cop' a feel?

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

those plungers are no good for full body search

'cept for one bit:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

GUNTITS!!! :D

(

Rico, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

oh.. I just realised

*that's* why they call it "beat policemen"

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

hahaha terrific!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

HAHAHA

this is awesome

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Fame at last

I recognise those Daleks, they live in my garage

(adams, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 23:50, archived)

They look

like they've got really pointy tits.

By which I mean: Woo!! :D

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 0:21, archived)

oh wow

what a great thing to wake up to...

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 2:30, archived)

Biased coverage

We should remember that the Daleks do a very difficult job, and concentrate less on them exterminating people, and more on the wonderful opportunities they provide for the electronics industry.

(

Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)

Exterminating criminals?

Seems pretty much the same as exterminating people, but in a good way i guess...

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Sun 26 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

move along

NOWWW

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

lovely stuff

(

beaubodor blogless, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)

RIGHT

WOTS-ALL-THIS-THEN

(

Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 5:38, archived)

probably

the two least fascist coppers in the UK

(furey, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

...i'm not sure what he's saying...but i think i understand...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:23, archived)

Insert rectally

Takes 2 AA's?

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:26, archived)

it's Prince

he's using fancy symbols:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

OMG its Prince????

Quick, delete the thread! Delete the thread!!!!

(

Rico, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

c'mon guys...

...FREE ANAL PROBES!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Good news everyone!

My snot is now clear, which means I'm getting over my cold!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

Yay, I think...

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Hands up who read that in Professor Farnsworth's voice.

*puts hand up*

(

ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

Ha!

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

*raises hand happily*

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)

Oh, also:

If something was posted on saturday, first class, would it arrive by monday or tuesday (eat the earliest)?

(

ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Monday.

(

zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Depends if it was posted prior to the last post of the day :)

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

Ok, I'll keep my ears open for the postman on monday morning just in case :D

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ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:25, archived)

Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice" and "You just lost the game."

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Hi, I'm Adolf Hitler. You might remember me from films such as "War World I" and "World War II".

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ClanSoul, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:28, archived)

He had quite a small cameo in WW1, I certainly didn't notice him.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

He was there

towards the back, on the reicht

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

Haha

It sounded like that in my head as I wrote it too.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

Pathetic human fleshbag..Morbo invented this device years ago

it always gets me :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

*Raises hand also*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:20, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:09, archived)

^ WOULD

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:12, archived)

pfffttt.....

Who ya gonna call?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:21, archived)

Bindun....

.
But I think I was first !
.

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paranoiaman, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9394560

also how were you first if you posted this today after the other one ( or ones ) Thursday?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

b3ta.com/board/9394503

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

It seems the most challenging part of the image challenge is in fact to read it.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:08, archived)

hahaha if this has bindun i've not seen it yet

christ thats awful :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

heh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)

they scare me.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)

No tits - not real!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Do I look like Jamnog?

;)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely done!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

KILL THEM WITH HAMMERS!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)

First time I've had to take a source pic from my bed.

And it's not even home-made pron...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:07, archived)

cough ...

Coat on standby.

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

Oh no.

I'm not happy.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)

Argh! That took me a while.

Was *frown*
*frown*
*squint*
*frown*
*groan*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)

erm...

RIS?

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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

File name.

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zoldergoose, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

Filename for de-RIS

Set phasers to "Spang"

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

doh!

/smacks forehead with spanner.

... dunno why I forgot to check the filename either. Think I need less time with that spanner.

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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4627510

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

*Depressed spangs*

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)

ò_ó

*groans*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

>:|

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Shada, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)

pffh

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:55, archived)

god you're a cunt

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

ha ha...

...tricky....... it's tricky!.... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

DO they sell shoes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

Whilst i appreciate your

groaningly bad pun I'd have to ask why you would enter this in the image challenge?
If you read the brief it does not say " enter any image that contains anything to do with the police force "

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)

yep ... but I did ring the date in PS

and it's an old shop bill, so unfortunately double punnage.

I apologise :-D

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wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

You know when you're getting old

when coppers are younger than you.......this one's only 15!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

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