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# Hairy Monster Vs PissMonsters

FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Naughty hairy monster!
Hurrah for pissmonsters!
Yay for tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Speaking of tits, I saw this lovely euphemism for breast in this poem on my friends toilet wall


mmm smoky anvils!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That is brilliant, hurray for PissMonsters!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I love this.
The way they move is what sells it.
(Guizmeaux, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:09, archived)
# hahaha
pure magic:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# this must be
hatstand
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Totally tits as always Mr. Faceburger!
Pissmonsters must be subject to a full or partial drain down to activate the flow sensor swich
and then re-pressurised in accordance with current fire regs.

It's the law.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
# Damn, this is actually awesome
Houpla
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Yes!!!
This wins all the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
# They crossed the streams!
woo to this genius.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# was just thinking the same thing..
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:54, archived)
# :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
# That is very nice indeed!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 16 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# ARTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
# That's rather charming. (:
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, god that annoys me when people do smiles the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ^
this
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# You're such a needy, whiney fucking bitch.
(67227, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 17 May 2009, 5:26, archived)
# don't normally like rain...
but this is ace:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Rain will cleanse your soul man....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# This is good.
I thought you were shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Your mum is shit!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I like that.
How did you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I like this
Yay for cheerful umbrellas when it's raining lots
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# this is lurvely
Clicks :D
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Makes
me want to splash about in puddles, like when I was 6. And 16. And 26. and....sigh. Woo the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Something beautiful about this
v. atmospheric :)
(arsechives, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I want ice cream now.
Pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# why is it always...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# HEY
I was about to say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# that is absolutely outstanding
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Arts
Is just aces.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
# crackin' :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
# absolutely hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 17 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# yes this is just lovely!
:D *clicks

how did you do the rain?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 18 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# In my opinion it's the only way he could redeedm himself!

Really wasn't not worth 20 minutes of my time
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
He takes it in the Boyzone.

In oher news, I'm moving to Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# But everything is upside down
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
# In Mother Russia, upside down is YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# holy crap O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Ah, but think of the birdwatching...
I might already have a bird guide...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:08, archived)
#
moving being deported to.
/partying like it's 1788
(Whereabouts in Oz?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Sydney.
I get to be a university lecturer at the age of 28. Very odd, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Criminal
We still know where to deposit you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Heh heh.
Now I don't get to use the book I wrote.
a) the birds are completely different.
b) they don't usually speak German, French or Dutch there.

/biggest of my concerns, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Good luck matey
A copy is now in the library: library.zsl.org/GLASOPAC/Search/BrowseList.asp

Enter 'European Bird names' ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Awesome!
Odd to think it's nestling in a collection somewhere. I did get another review in British Birds, but I don't have access to the article.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I obviously sent a copy to our birds section as well
our Zoological library is second to none apart from the British Library, and even then; I would reckon on the planet, so your work will be acknowledged for posterity

Enjoy Oz
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# How did your day glow ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
# glow-rious
beauty to watch this:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Turn on the black light . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Shuddery fuckery!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# If you blink right you'll see a . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Can you spare me
a bit of what you're on.

Shroomtastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Breath deep . . . it's in the water !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# that's fucking beautifully scary
apparently there was a problem posting my message:

I must enter a message.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 16 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# schindlers lift


apologies if bindun
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I don't get it
i40.tinypic.com/29mrq6o.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Tastes great . . . can't wait !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
# WHAM!
www.marriedtothesea.com/050609/through-your-monitor.gif
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hey . . . wait . . . that was . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# you must be thick then
(JoePesky, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:26, archived)
# apparemtly, otis lifts' head office is in reading
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
# My psychiatrist doesn't stop on that floor . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# heh heh heh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
# #12


...or a pig-flu joke, whichever you prefer.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# it looks like the cactus is eating a taco
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Whats a hol-li-day?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# in my case it's somehow ended up as the time that i'm doing so much work
that i'm not able to keep up with my titting about drawing cartoons and wierd pictures quota.

...thats what they're ment to be, right?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:09, archived)
# work, work, work, ill, work, work, ill, ill, work, work
seems to my working life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# please don't stand too near the hole, please don't poke the art work
please don't stand too near the hole, please don't poke the art work
please don't stand too near the hole, please don't poke the art work
no, it's not salman rushdie, its alan yentob
please don't stand too near the hole, please don't poke the art work

they wait till i'm not looking then poke it again anyway :(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Alan Yentob should be poked
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# i agree
the beeb were really arsey, and about 5 hours late for the filming they were meant to do.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:21, archived)
# which gallery do you work at?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
# :D
i like your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# i like yours too
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Hot ? . . . yeah . . . hungry ? . . . yeah . . . thirsty ? . . . yeah . . . tired ? . . . yeah . . .
YOUR ON HOLIDAY !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
# holiday please with a pig-flu joke slung in....
...not the comfiest of backrests he's got there:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:20, archived)
# when suddenly...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
Always WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Singing the song of the feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh . . . tastes like feeeeeeeeesh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Speaking of things that taste of fish
www.fmft.net/archives/002056.html

I love that recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
# Yet so tender . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# "methylated spirit and curry powder..."
A man's sauce, that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# *standard comment on everything you post*
(Peter_G, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
# fab piece(again)
your imagination astounds me(wish i had HALF):)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# swallowing live goldfish
the true cost


(woo!)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
# That happened to me
but it was a seagul
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
# It's a Babel fish
A real live one
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# re-run:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of you- OH WOW NODDY!
Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# hahhaa
bloody brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
*Crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# That'll teach big ears to sleep around with other men...
He's Noddys' bitch, no one elses...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Haha! This is just fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# this has made my day :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Those darn speed bump de bump de bumps !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# class !
bad noddy! makes a change for the car being the one ran over !
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# pffffft, that wooden cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
# :)
LOL
(herman:D, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
# I call him Boris
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# PHWOAR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Why
is he a lying cunt?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# trouble is
a certain boris charmed the public with his silly ways :( i will never understand why people are so gullible:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# He may be a bumbling idiot,
but I prefer him to Ken Livingstone. If he got his way, there would be no driving in London at all, and the newts would run the city.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Better the newts than the tories!
Always
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# hahah
this x 1,000,0000 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Apart from banning drinking on the tube
What exactly has Boris done?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Brought an air of silliness to the face of the capital :D
But on a serious note, what the fuck did Livingstone do in his 8 years in power? Pretty much fuck all as far as I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I really like Ken and he did do a great deal.
I also think it was time for a new mayor just not Bojo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Really? Each to their own I guess :)
I just can't think of one thing he did to improve London myself though. Would be more than willing to be proven wrong however :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I think the congestion charge was a good thing
It certainly made people think about transport. More Londoners cycle now and cycle routes were improved, we were about to do a deal to reduce public transport's fuel costs by 20% (Boris scuppered this) Quite a few cool cultural events scattered throughout the year.. just a few things off the top of my head
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Well that is somewhere we differ I guess.
I don't think the congestion charge made one jot of difference. Having worked in the city before and after the congestion charge, I noticed no change whatsoever. Mainly due to the fact that there are 2 kinds of people who drive to work. Those who have to, such as tradesman and whatever, and those who are wealthy and in positions whereby they have parking spaces, or are paying to park in town which is collosally expensive anyway. Thus meaning it is simply a stealth tax and serves no purpose whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# And they will be voting Davey boy in next time around
It's almost as if the Eighties never happened, don't you remember people?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# To be honest with you,
I think the Lib Dems are gonna surprise people.

I suspect their best performance in a long long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I got a great mental image then
Of Nick Clegg hiding in a cardboard box and jumping out to shout BOO at passing people
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wish they had elected Vince Cable as leader of the party. I fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I agree they'll surpise people.
by taking votes away from the Tories and Labour enabling UKIP and BNP to make gains..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# The BNP and UKIP may make gains,
but very marginal. If anyone is going to challenge the two big boys, the only ones who will stand a chance will be the Liberals.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I hear you
and hope you're correct
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# The only place where the BNP do relatively well,
is in Local elections as far as I see it. They don't have the manpower to make any serious inroads at all on a national scale, and thankfully, probably never will.

Also, rest safe in the knowledge that as stupip as people are in general, they still know the difference between right and wrong on the whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# indeed
One councillor would not be too bad, but 3 or 4 in the local elections could really mess stuff up
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# The mother of a girl I went to school with ran
as a BNP candidate in the last council elections. I believe she got about 500 votes or something, which is fuck all for where we are relatively. Put into context also, that this is in Eltham, which for the last 12 years has constantly been made out to be a horrendously racist area. There is plenty of hope left :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# There's a group on facebook for BNP supporters in my home town
It's fun to see which of your schoolmates have gone on to be massive racists
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
# When the BNP membership list was leaked recently
I was surprised to see no-one I knew on it, although there were a few people dotted around the village.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# "So, Father. I heard that you are a big racist now?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# We had their leaflets through the door the other day
Apparently Labour wants to swamp Britain with - and I quote - 80 million Muslim Turks
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# The population of Turkey is 70m
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# 10 MILLION MUSLIM TURK CLONES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I was very disappointed that I missed the guy who delivered ours
As I've been waiting to give him a piece of my mind :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I have a feeling the BNP will do much better than ever before around here in the European elections
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# i think labour are gonna loose a load
over this stupid fucking expenses thing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# To be honest with you,
The Telegraph have fucked me off with that a bit. 7 days non-stop of Labour bashing, and then, in the interest of "fairness", one day each on Conservative and Lib Dem. Seems a bit fucking shoddy to me.

I think Labour will lose a lot of votes over it, but so will the tories. That is where I think the Liberals will pick up the tab.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I doubt it
The BNP are strong in that they stand very clearly for certain things. If you ask the man in the street what the Liberals stand for I think you'd struggle to get a good idea of their manifesto. The Liberals had massive impetus after the Iraq war as the only major party who hadn't voted for it, and even then they did bugger all. I can't see them strengthening at all in the next election.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
# What utter bollocks.
You're basically saying that people are going to disregard their intrinsic personal beliefs purely because someone shouts louder than someone else? I think you do the populace a diservice.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# VOTE FOR ME!
A VOTE FOR REV IS A VOTE FOR BLOOD SAUSAGE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I hope they are made with the blood of the muslim young....
*racists up just because you shouted loudly* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
NO ITS MADE FROM PIGS - BRITISH PIGS WITH BRITISH BLOOD (and lots of fat) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
# How racially insensitive of you!
Don't you know that the ragheads and yids can't eat pork?

*gets confused* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Eh?
No idea how you've got that out of what I was saying. It's nothing to do with "disregarding intrinsic personal beliefs" - simply that there are a lot of people who are frustrated with the current government and see the Liberals as very similar to the Tories and Labour, just less successful. A vote for the BNP is more of a 'revolt' vote, and the BNP's policies are founded much more on an instinctive emotional level than the other parties. It seems you have higher hopes than I, but then I know too many people who vote BNP to have such hopes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I don't know,
I don't know what it is like where you live, but I have never got that feeling around where I live at all. We will see, but come on. It would take the biggest swing in political history for the BNP to have any real say in parliament :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# 'instinctive emotional levels'
is why I would like to think we don't vote in the spastics who rant all day in the Daily Mail, even the Tories can't be held mostly in that category; 'instinctive emotional levels' is about the worst thing you would want the voter to cast their democratic vote upon, and about the worst advertisement for our democracy you could think of. If the demonization of our politicians has come to this; then I would rather have a look at our press; certainly there have been some wankers milking the system without any conscious, but most of them were simply going by the rules given their seats were far from London, and it would impractical not to have a second home nearer to Parliament, and not have a fucking chair to sit on in it, or a bathroom mat. Their wages; well, not all that for largely middle aged professionals; hence this expense culture that chaotically got out of hand.

The public's reaction has been typically cringe worthy. Wasn't it last month, the bankers? Where will it end
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
# be nice
if the liberals did pick up some seats :D

the Tory loving telegraph got on my tits too. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Thign is
I can't really see why people who voted Tory at the last election wouldn't do so at this one. It seems to me that the Liberals tend to gain from disenfranchised middle class labour voters, so for them to gain Labour would have to suffer and that can only strengthen the Tories.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I agree on the Liberals gaining largely
from the Labour vote, but I don't see where any growth without the Tory electorate would come from. I doubt that many, if any, Labour voters would actually switch their allegiances that greatly as to move to the Conservatives. And the fact of the matter is that a vote for the Liberals is the only way you are going to get a vote moving back toward where the Labout manifesto should be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Liberals=more tax
we pay to much already that is completely wasted on shit like humanitarian foreign aid around the world.

Our own society needs the expenditure first.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# A millions pounds spent abroad
That saves a thousand lives
Is worth far more than a million pounds spent at home that builds a new roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Nah
there are to many people on the planet; the volume of population has seriously fucked up our home, and needs to be checked. Throwing money at the third world with their largely monged religious mentalities isn't going to solve the larger and more urgent problem. Their economies need to fend for themselves and develop, if it's harsh, then it's harsh. Literally, such is life The days of humans having ten children have to end; it's almost irrelevant in places like Africa where a third might survive; the planet is hovering on an emergency

I'll rather have more secure commercial adventures such as roundabouts in our own society than wasting the taxpayer's money keeping aloft unproductive societies and cultures abroad. There is simply no reasoning why we should keep throwing economic development at these countries; if they haven't sussed it by now, they never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# I think there are a number of floating voters
Liberal voters are only going to strengthen the Tories' position.
Edit: And certainly, as mentioned above, there are lots of people pissed off at tax who wouldn't dream of voting for the Liberals' tax-heavy policies.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# They're all the bloody same anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Not the Monster Raving Loony party :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# trouble is Labour has turned in to the Tories
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:15, archived)
# new labour = old conservative
in other news i'm listening to when i'm 64 by the beatles! :D woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Nice
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# hahahah
ello boris - you lubbberly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# evening Boris

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# What would you like to hear and eat Boris ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Crunchy noodles!
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# if you wear really heavy boots
and kicked this as hard as you could

it'd make a mess
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# It'd probably end up looking better though
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Is it me, or do Europeans have the mutated talentless musical ears of this guy?
including us, of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Pfft!
I take it your camping up for the night then fella?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I've got about 700 raw files to process from this afternoon, I need some shite in the background to keep me reasonably sane
though Kingdom of Heaven is at 21:30 to really lower the anti :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# You're listening to Eurovision
To keep yourself sane? o.0
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Yes
The more I behold it the more I realize my own life really isn't that bad
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:17, archived)
# nowai!
Star Trek 1-V are in sci fi back to back tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Never seen them before,
won't be starting now :)

In other news, I actually uploaded my first ever torrent earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I uploaded a virus with my first one, so gave up on teh torrents


Click for bigger (216 kb)

Rob had just spent twenty minutes coaxing this guy down from a tree
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Awwwww!
Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Crows are evil mothers
they were dive bombing our Harris Hawk at one point, being devious, intelligent shits, because they've sussed out hawks don't attack with their beaks

evil fiends
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Crikey, nice!
Harris Hawk?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Indeedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
# I hope that it was not copyright material.
As that would be unlawful for you to upload the data the torrent points to. ( not illegal, but unlawful )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
# No, not in the slightest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I want to know if they take it seriously or not
because its both shit and not funny
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Can I fuck it?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# How could you not?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Awesome
Lubes up :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Baby teeth are coming in!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
wtf-f-f-f:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
# he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# D:
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# You rang?
Oh god, what the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Bot....!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
# me likes a lot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# fank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You've built a botter bot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
# well this version
is a lot better than the original :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# You botcha !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Oh yes . . . way botter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# its amazing what adding
some shading and a few different colours can do :D wish i could draw in perspective though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# From this perspective . . . you do fine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# hahahhaa
i wonder why i bott(er) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Please change your name to Tom
So we can say you've got a lovely 'bot, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahahhaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
# *strokes bot*

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# oooooh
left a bit - right a bit - oh yeaaaaaaaah! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# *likes much*
superbot
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
# woop
thank ya muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
# bot
with bottom-exhaust!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# best place
for it really :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# strange and excellent
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 16 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# poor sammy is the butt of all jokes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# "The Rat Pack Racists" has a certain ring to it.
I imagine there are already three indie bands with that as their name since you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# i hate indie bands,they always have to start with "THE"
plus they all look like tossers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Blur, Pulp, Elastica,
Echobelly, Mansun.

I could continue...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
# yeah but the new ones mostly all start with "the"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:13, archived)
# The new ones?
Not heard of them, of they any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:14, archived)
# hahaha, they're worse than "the old ones" and "the shit ones" hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# *Deep Breath*
Little Man Tate, Arctic Monkeys, Milburn, Bromheads Jacket, Reverend and The Makers, Bloc Party, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Blood Red Shoes, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, British Sea Power...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Chubby and Bernard have lost wieght.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Bernard is on the "Pushing up the Daisies" diet
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Also, who's the second racist from the left?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Columbo?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:16, archived)
# kramer from seinfeld
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# haha
he should have stuck with his old gang

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:27, archived)
# They all inhaled !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Sammy was the only one eyed black jewish negro in Las Vegas . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
# The story goes
That he was once playing golf when someone walked up and asked what his handicap was.

"Man, I'm a Black one-eyed Jew! THAT'S my handicap!"
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# pfff pfff pfff
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# frank miller's taxi driver
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Jackson Pollock's Taxi Driver
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Is that ketchup, for his eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# travis pickle?
hehe
(JoePesky, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# TJ: OMG! Tell the internet
I searched for this: www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=%22cunt+it+in+the+fuck%22&btnG=Search

And got this: www.b3ta.com/board/7473927

Bored much?
(AMadDayYes, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# See also the following phrases:
Frog Fucks Granny
He's on fucking fire
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Not quite a google wack.
Im off to google "He's on fucking fire".......
(AMadDayYes, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# Aah, frog fucks granny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
# FUCK MY SHITBOX YOU TENTACLED TWAT
McBadger wins it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# :D
You win!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Bickle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:29, archived)
# What a messy eater
He's got ketchup all over his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ceiling Hal FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Ceiling Hal is failing to let you masturbate!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:05, archived)
# A red light wouldn't stop me.
Nings.
Keeping Well?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a candelabrador...
..and no lady bits anywhere!

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Dog cock, hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# :D Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Don't point that thing at me.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
# arf
nice one:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# may i present to you, my extensive character study of the notable television presenter, outdoors adventurer,
(and all round lying, hotel sleeping in, tit...)


...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I likes it
t-shirt it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# i still need to find somewhere that sells blank tshirts in my size
stupid primark, "8 to 10" is just a 10 ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Have you tried Fruit of the Loom?
www.fruitoftheloom.co.uk

They do pretty cheap plain clothes, popular among ebay homemade t-shirt sellers.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Fruit of loom are good, there sizes tend to be normal
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ah, forgot about them :) thanks muchly
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I just got a screen printing kit.
So I expecting to be doing much t-shirting shortly.

Not much has happened yet so far though. I suspect I may be expected to do something.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Why is there no bear here cooking for me
Poor show.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# A) D'oh
B) Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrorwrist Watch anyone?

Costs a bomb though!

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:15, archived)
# You are RobneyMcPlum
AICMFP!
(AMadDayYes, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Surprising choice of hands
You'd think the twin towers/AK47s/Arabic words/flaming effigies/etc would have been bigger sellers than comedy yellow four fingered ones
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I remember back in the days before terrorists when a mill owner running off with a barmaid was still news.
Actually what the fuck am I talking about, no I don't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Today i have mostly been bored, very bored

Haley Joel Almond
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# That's nuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# WTF?
Small TJ: Can anyone recommend a decent free program I can download so that I can split a long mp3 into it's individual tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# What are we your "free program I can download so that I can split a long mp3 into it's individual tracks" monkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Yes, yes you are :P
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Oh, ok.
Audacity, then.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# never mind free and crap.
and never mind splitting tracks. What you want to do is remix and edit individual notes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFCjv4_jqAY
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Fuck!
That's amazing! Some comments, though...

1. Some of the "notes" look like cocks.
2. I don't like the way he says "MIDI" ("mee-dee").
3. "Melodyne" sounds like a chemical.
4. I'm having steak for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
#
1. a bonus.
2. a Yankee.
3. I'll drink anything.
4. lamb chops.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# That's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:23, archived)
# But they sound the same!
Let's jusr remix it to the same!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# you clearly don't understand
the monumental thing that is happening in that software. It's beyond fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I get it,
but he could make it 'different'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# bah you are hard to impress.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zeLKMHxbN8&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# it's fantastically expensive too
but rightly so :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I know ;)


Click for bigger (383 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Now that is something fucking else!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# mp3cutter
is one I use from time to time. I can't really recommend it as it has some annoying misfeatures but it's there.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Audacity.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I'll try that now.
Thank you sire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Probs go with Audacity
You can crop mp3s and save them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Goldwave?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# ah you'll be wanting
http://www.supermp3tools.com/freesoftware/autosplit.html

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# hmmm
good program....
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'm not an Elephant...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Haha
wut?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# NUTS
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I wasn't logged onto ebay when I went to bid with 20 seconds left, bum arses
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Is he one of The Almond Brothers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# hehehe
perfect food for this guy :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# NUTS
IN

A SACK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# The chin, THE CHIN
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# TEEEEEEEEEEED!
Dougle McGuire Of Craggy Island.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Is that gob shite on TV again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I see nut people!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha *proper lols*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# :(
mine was better
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Only just though!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 16 May 2009, 19:29, archived)
# lol he got a big face!
Best Haley Joel Clip Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# I see dead peanuts
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 16 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
# I got my ubersaw last night
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Good vork!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Dankerschon, dankerschon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That is ace :)
I like the, hell, I like it all :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Clark Kent?
This damn fine arts Cleo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I have previously thought medic does have similar hair to him.
But no, I've just exaggerated the curl.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# You what now? ?:S
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Medic's little bit of hair there doesn't have such a curl.
I just like to draw him with a bigger curl.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I have no idea about what you are going on about
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
#
tf2wiki.net/wiki/Medic
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Ah, Team Fortress
Never played it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# You should.
Very good game. Even if you're usually crap at FPS like I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I will take a look
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# i can fully endorse
TF2
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# The cunty of cunt
Clark Cunt lives there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# very good
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Ta mate, how're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# OKTOBERFEST
add me, (scunner3rd)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting.
I'm Dr. Prof. Rev. Cleocatra
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# And i see you are already part of the B3ta group
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Indeed.
I need more people to play TF2 on my friends list. So I can jump in and get family practice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Woo!
Just bought it, how do you get the unlockable stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Complete achievements.
What's your screen name?

I've got 22/36 of medic now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Rebel_biscuit
I'm just getting to grips with the spy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# You'll have some fun with him after next week.
Did you see the update?

There's one thing which was suggested on a different BBS I go to. Hide and seek.

One team spy, one team soldier.

All spies go and cloak in places around the base, then all soldiers equip only shovels, and go look for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Nope, what is it?
I usually get rumbled right away.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# All items are released next thursday
www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Didn't read your subject line, thought to myself "Ooh, looks like that guy in TF2"
Ace stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Wahey
And what's your steam name?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# zeltergiset I believe
Hardly played TF2 at all though, I should get into it a bit more.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# True.
There's a large update this week. Spy and Sniper.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# cropperesp :D
add meee
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Is that your username or screenname?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# erm.. steamname
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# velcome to the vee-lose-vonce-again-fest
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# ein, zwei, drei... ugh. I don't think we brought enough bodybags.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# He looks like a very sensible chap.
Unlike these bastards on /talk.

Was talk invented as a sort of gutter to suck all the trolling bastards down the pan and away from the proper board? They're all a bunch of dysfunctional arseholes, ive never seen anything quite like it!

(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Something like that.
I went on /talk for about ten minutes last week and in that time ended up on two shock sites. Foolish of me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# did you post something over there and not get the reaction you expected?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Looks like it
www.b3ta.com/talk/6154134
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Thats just the follow up
see 4am last night.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
i think P3L3 is way out of their leaugue
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Oh god!
Sam No!

I feel like Shaun out of Shaun of the dead when he finds out his fat mate has been bitten and will become a zombie.

DONT TURN INTO ONE OF THEM SOULMAN! PLEASEEEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Well last night I wanted to
"go on the internet immediately and register my disgust throughout the world" -(comicbook guy) about the new star trek movie, so I did and ended up having a mildly amusing cussing match with a few people on there, but they get so serious! The raw vitriol is unbelievable! Some of them are in serious need of a cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# it looks more like everyone else was joking and you took it seriously, though
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I was thinking that.
Maybe my 'style' reads as if im being all serious. I dont know, but with very few exceptions (long ago) b3ta has never done anything other than make me chuckle or roar laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I thought the bit where you said you'd be out shagging your girlfriend tonight was a real insight to a calm collected gentleman on the internet.
Who was, above it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# i'm certainly no gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I am, mind.
I own a plethora of lovely hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I fess up
I was actually taken aback by the hatred and therefore was 'emotionally compromised' in this instance. Its not happened for a while though!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# You really should calm down on the internet.
I've made fun of many, many fatties on here in my time for that very thing.
In a way, I feel I'm doing this nation a great service.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Sorry for dragging this one onto board.
It got stuck to my shoe.

Have a purdy bird of peace before I depart:



Its not finished yet.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# WHAT?! I didn't ask you to post a picture. That isn't GMoS.



:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Nods
Smiles

Backs off without breaking eye contact.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# You don't GMoS?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# He's been here ten years, he must GMoS
mustn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# TO THE MEMEPEDIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# that's well nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Does Not Compute.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
tf2wiki.net/w/images/3/38/Medic_specialcompleted09.wav
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# This is terrible.
You've got yourself worked up on the internet, and I even hadn't had a go at you yet.

What gives nerds?
This is terrible banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# here's where we come over and call you names
we're feral we are
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# i'm literally chomping at the bit
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I'd be tempted to buy it if it wasn't still quite inordinately expensive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:07, archived)
# There'll be a weekend sale of it soon, there always is.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# What?
The orange box isn't expensive.

It's currently £17, and that's for many games.

And there was a sale a couple of weeks ago, where it had 66% off. I got it for £5 for my brother, and accidentally managed to order 3 of them, so I gave the other two to my best friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah but I've played Half life 2, portal etc.
Plus I've spent a lot of money this month.....A LOT OF MONEY!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Just wait for a sale then.
It'll drop from £14 for TF2 alone, to about a £5
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I could probably go and play Killzone 2 actually, but bah!
I have sewing to do!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Very nice.
I like the squarishness of the face. And the hair's really effective.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# nice drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 20:10, archived)
# nice work
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 16 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Prepayment telephony
(Patrice Ici Reticulating Splines, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# as soon as the punch card phone appears,
I am buying 10.

this

.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# This is amazing
a mobile phone that is actually desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Fucking. Win.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# WANT
ONE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 16 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 16 May 2009, 18:25, archived)
# YES.
I have wanted this for years. Make it so.
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Sat 16 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] LKC - Large Kitten Collider

If it works, scientist hope to find the Dog particle.

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Colliding kittens results in dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# That's less weird
than most quantum physics.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Many physicists started making it all up, years ago for a lark, then continued when nobody noticed
"Err..we just found an..um..alpha-quaternion? Made from smashing ultronium into neverendium at energies of a trillion electronvolts. Honest!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Otherwise known as the Higgs Bow-wow-son right?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I dunno, I just work in
mutterials
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# That pun is dog-eared.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You're all barking mad.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# hey
i couldn't chum up with any more!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# I hope they take health and safety seriously
it could end up a complete cat-astrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# i'm sure it'll be
purrfect (*kills self*)
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# His quark is worse than his bite?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# haha you win the nerd pun award
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The LKC might rip a hole in the fabric of time...

...destroying the law of claws-ality.
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Does that cat belong to...
Mr. Schrodinger?
(Mrs.Fonebone, Sun 17 May 2009, 3:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Lorraine Kellys Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 16 May 2009, 17:37, archived)

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